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>get a beautiful girlfriend that loves me unconditionally
>now have someone to always talk to, have sex with, she's supportive and motivating
>she doesn't care about money or social media or politics
>no longer stress about "making it" and just try my best
>happier than ever
it was that easy bros. take the gfpill

>> No.53070850

>>53070838
>he leaves you for Tristan Tate

Welcome back anon.

>> No.53070854

>>53070838
>Two months later
>Record scratch

>> No.53070881
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53070881

>>53070838
They said all of Natalie Portman's children are grown from my stolen semen.

>> No.53070889

Herschlag really aged badly

>> No.53071189

>>53070838
youve made it already anon.
congrats.
cant wait to have a such a gf and live happily ever after.

>> No.53071206

>>53070838
she looks young in the thumbnail. but after enlarge she appears to be actually old.

>> No.53071218

>>53070838
Girls who don't care about social media are usually ugly. Where did you find a beautiful one?!?! Also doesn't count if she's over 32

>> No.53071249

>>53070838
Oh great yeah I will just try to find a 8/10 who has all those things then

cant believe I havent thought about this sooner

>> No.53071326

>>53071249
Use your brain a little more dipshit

>> No.53071349

>>53071326
yes you are right just be yourself and I will find a beautiful girlfriend unconditionally talk to have sex supportive motivating doesnt care money social media or politics and be happier than ever

cant believe I never thought about this sooner!

It was all so simple

>> No.53071353

>>53070838
I think you mean the wifepill.

>> No.53071360

>>53070838
>no longer stress about "making it" and just try my best
And if she leaves you? You will be left in ruin, use this anon as a cautionary tale

>> No.53071458

>>53071349
Yes.

>> No.53071459

>>53070838
>>she doesn't care about money o
no girl truly does care about money, they only care about genetics, that is their natural instinct.

>> No.53071515

>>53070838
god i just want a gf who loves me :(

how do i get it with my 200 eth, maybe spend all day at coffee shops or libraries? help biz

>> No.53071516

>>53070838
>doesn't care about money
When did you tell her about your crypto stack?

>> No.53071518

>>53070838
I had and have this. But wasted all my time and now I am ill and broke. Work hard and marry her if she's good. I didn't appreciate what I had and luckily she hasn't left but we could have been creating a life and wealth together.
>good luck

>> No.53071571

>>53070838
You're gonna fuck it up, that is what browsing this place does to your mind, it plants seeds of doubt in your head that will eventually turn true due to your own paranoia

>> No.53071617

>>53070838
i wouldn't want to be loved unconditionally
why tf would she be with me instead of anyone else? if i'm loved, i want to be loved for a reason

>> No.53071635

>>53070838
Women aren't capable of love. You are either a resource provider or a status provider to them until something better comes along. Women invite invaders to murder their own native family/tribe men. The entire reproductive strategy under the surface is to create maximum conflict and pick a winner genetically. Its a very bitter but liberating red pill.

>> No.53071637

>>53070838
First gf, right?
During that honeymoon phase, you don't have to worry about shit. Eventually she'll ask you to make more money though. All women are like this.

>> No.53071681

Me too anon! My girlfriend is even just as ugly as me so I don’t have to worry about her leaving, she’s insecure and we both generate our self esteem from each other, so we won’t leave. It’s great.