/biz/ - Business & Finance

Youre going to lose everything while i make a lot of money

WHOA BLACK BETTY

>>53062647
>futures

Years just about done, how'd you do Anon?

>>53062694
Not well. Soxl death cultist

>>53062665
What are your positions? I would like to make a lot of money.

>>53062694
I forgor the image teehee
>Verification not required

>>53062665
>650 billion in distressed debts worldwide
>half of that in the US alone
>Bond market melting down
>Insane rate hikes barely enough, will probably need another
>Put to call ratio at an all-time high
>More money than ever betting market goes down, soon, bigly
I'm convinced all bulls left at this point are shitposting from a base somewhere to try to get as much meat for the slaughter.

>>53062712
I have written 50 INTC puts at 26 strike. for $10,000 USD.

>>53062694
-27K realized. Timing the market > time in the market.

>>53062712
Spy april 370p
Dont forget to inverse :^)

>>53062694
Down like 15% in my more passive taxable account. Up like 50% and 80% in my Roth and trad IRAs.

Why are my calls losing value?

We are already post-scarcity. Fill the power vacuum of creation, change, and influence that Israels “media monopoly” created by stifling all forms of creation.

Spread thought viruses/memes.

A thought is a soul. As all you are is a thought. Lets invoke the best thoughts to have the best world.

Last trading day of the year!

Hope you did your tax loss harvesting

>>53062769
Market is open tomorrow

>>53062752
Were our answers last thread >>53061875 not good enough for you, huh? HUH?!

>>53062769
i thought that was yesterday

>>53062752
We haven't bottomed yet.

Threadly reminder, there are people who unironically fap to this brain damaged girl and don't feel bad about it after

https://youtu.be/P6s1WaJafDs

Need milkers

>GME links removed in OP

Smart.
>>53062769
No selling.
The SQUEEZE is on!

The heart of the economy is the consciousness of its people.

The core of a society is its peoples thoughts.

Spread prosperous thoughts to create prosperous world.

A prosperous world requires prosperous thoughts.

You MUST think the loveliest thoughts in order to have the loveliest life.

>>53062769
I've already started tax loss planting for next year

Ive got to say, the crypto lossporn thread up right now is positively delicious

>>53062703
Yikes! If it makes you feel any better I have Stinky fish bags I've been holding

>>53062694
Hard to tell because I went all cash in April and started again smaller in December. January-April was like +1% and December was +40%.

>>53062790
get out of here

>>53062781
Canucks actually have to account for settlement delays but burgers might have until tomorrow.

>The key thing for investors to remember is that it has deadlines. For investors filing their taxes in Canada, the last day for tax-loss selling in 2022 is December 28. Stocks purchased or sold after this date will be settled in 2023, so any capital gains or losses will apply to the 2023 tax year. The system differs for those filing their taxes in the US, and based on information from the IRS, the last day for tax-loss selling this year is December 30.
-https://investingnews.com/daily/resource-investing/mark-these-tax-loss-selling-dates-on-your-calendar/

>>53062769
Tomorrow would be the last day for loss harvesting.

>>53062769
the harvesting is complete
didn't even hit the yearly cap but i'll still take it

The timeline where you are the wealthiest is in the wealthiest world.

Money and most things have far less value in dystopia.

trying to decide if i should loss harvest my TQQQ that i've held since $67, or if it will rip up just to spite me

>>53062797
Heard this year's frost did a number on the US's winter tax loss crop. Hopefully tax loss exports from Ukraine make up for things in the spring.

>>53062808
>GME going to $50 within january
Don't seeth when you didn't listen.

>>53062769
Market is open tomorrow though no?

>>53062829
kek baggie

Canada legalized all drugs.
That’s an investment opportunity.

>>53062694
I only started paying attention to this shit a few months ago but I've made a little bit of money on the side
I just wanna get a system going where I don't need to pay much attention to things

>>53062811
>>53062781
My bad

>>53062838
buy SPY every 2 weeks
sell when it's time to retire
it's that easy

>>53062837
>Canada legalized all drugs.
what does that mean?

>>53062824
>elitist cabal
>cowardly wokeness
>divide us
>anti-white
>undermine god
So, is Joe Rogan not running because he's planning to lead all the militias that are going to emerge at the same time on his command?

Today is september 8th. do with this information what you will.

>>53062827
How are the spaghetti trees in Italy? That’s all I care about. Do I need to hoard spaghetti?

>>53062748
>>53062745
>ATM and NTM puts
thought you bears had more conviction

>>53062861
You check anons pockets around blonde women

>>53062848
I should've clarified I'm doing dumb gambling shit now so I can hopefully get a good cash base to do lazy investing with later

>>53062848
Remember to find out if he's a pussy or not. I know SPXL brought my retirement forward by *years* relative to SPY.

>>53062787
I can save her.

>>53062865
I bought the 370p when we were at 400

>>53062837
shill me some shroom tickers

>>53062865
that means im bullish dumbfuck

remember to tax-sell all shitty trades now

>>53062860
Thank you, ChatGPT.

>>53062861
It's been a precipitation-heavy winter, actually, so the trees and soil are absolutely drenched in olive oil.

>>53062875
good point
SOXL did the same for me
maybe i can retire at the top of the next bull market

>>53062875
Same here but the other way around.

>>53062838
Just become a dividend ETF boomer and buy big red dildos. Combine with CD or bond ladder

>>53062694
Down 16%YTD so down 26% after inflation.

>>53062903
simple as

>>53062901
kek well, you gotta have *some* feeling for where the market's currents are pulling in a given year. Or just tough it out with a crypto-level of buy-and-hold risk tolerance.

>>53062694
>-8.7%

S&P500 is down -9.21% so I guess I beat the market.

I can't wrap my head around how companies like Microsoft, Nike or Visa could be irrelevant in a decade.

Are there shortened trading hours tomorrow in the US?

Can you pasty white gargoyles stop buying dogshit like SHOP. Fuck you my bear call spreads are getting raped

>>53062916
Kek fucking based norfman

>>53062740
SPX ~4250pts 1H 2023

>>53062938
'ate seagulls

luv a chippy

>>53062926
Nope, full hours. But things will be closed Monday as everyone keeps working off hangovers.

https://www.nyse.com/markets/hours-calendars
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading-hours.html

Cool it with the anti-Semitic remarks.

>>53062925
Well the difference here is that Nike Microsoft and visa aren't overvalued banks.

Apple can easily be replaced as quick as Nokia, blackberry and motorola

>>53062926
>>53062952
Sorry, wrong link. This is the holiday page for the CME (a.k.a. >futures central) https://www.cmegroup.com/tools-information/holiday-calendar.html

>>53062952
ty, anon

>>53062694
>-4.95%
Could be worse.

cant fuckin stand the holidaymaxxing this time of year. halloween, thanksgiving, christmas, new years. no wonder people off themselves. barely catch your breath and then it's fucken valentines

>>53062923
My 401k is down 16%, so you're doing better than empower retirement also.

>>53062917
>Or just tough it out
yeah but getting a little tired over here

>>53062875
>he thinks the future US can be compared to the past.

You do realize this was a 98% white country until recently and going foreword whites will be an absolute minority that gets smaller and smaller.

The brown people will vote to take all your shit.

>>53062987
>balance if not invested during the period
that's one sadistic brokerage

>>53062694
-25%. From now on, only safe (relatively) boomer index funds for me I think.

>>53062694
Alright, I guess
+62% ytd

>>53062996
>98% white country
The statistic none of your tea leaf readings factor in.

>>53063006
Buddy how'd you do it?

>>53062694
+60% on the year
however, I lost 10K in the last 6 days, so it could have been substantially better
>t. Tesla capitulator

>>53062925
visa could easily become irrelevant if they dont find a way to make CBDC part of their value chain. they probably will, because poor fags still need a credit card. but there's a chance that the federal reserve wants a big cut since they own the tech compared to credit card companies

microsoft wont lose market share that badly. windows is too important and they are doing lots of things with new tech still like AR (similar to meta)

Nike... not sure. they will just keep buying new sneaker brands, but i can see a world where nobody buys things based on ads any more and influencers are the ones with their own shoe brand. Nike can only pay so much for sponsorships until it gets stupidly expensive. Any retard can go to alibaba and order some shoes with their label on it

>>53062996
I'm an optimist and think it'll be balanced out by rampant asset price hyperinflation as the looting and fragmentation enters its end game.

But yes, a Japan situation is something to watch out for.

MONI sirs...
poised for big moves in new year

>>53063008
Here's my pitch: Vanguard, but racist.

>>53062986
Looks like my work retirement shit screwed the pooch too

>>53063029
Various energy stocks
Oil, gas, fertilizer, coal, refineries, off-shore drilling

Next week is when the real bloodbath starts. If you thought this year was bad you ain't seen nothin yet

>>53062916
Picrel
>>53062943
I would fully believe it after a quick stop to 2900 in Q1

Next week is when the rally starts. Tax lost harvesting will be over and the 2year is signaling the pivot.

>>53063109
>1 pbtid
k granpa

>>53063109
>>53063117
both wrong

>>53063109
... for bears

I started investing in the stock market at the end of 2021 and have been plowing more money in each month this year

Why is my timing so shit?

They say even a cat will bounce if you drop it from high enough

>>53063137
your timing isnt shit, you were duped into buying by institutions. where did you get the idea to buy at the top? you were mind controlled by jews

Sould i hold my spy calls or sell it ?
Quick /smg/

>>53063117
go on and explain
ive got my clipboard and im ready to take notes

>>53063032
>CBDC
Literally nobody will use it and it would cause a civil war if implemented. There's also zero reason since ethereum has been regulatory captured and is under US jurisdiction with the majority of process nodes here, and is the easiest thing in the world to track transactions with for tax purposes while still being able to be held in a self-custodial wallet. Seriously and beyond a shadow of a doubt trying to wholly remove cash and implement a financial system where the government has total control over the assets and wallets, will cause a civil war. Period point blank.

>>53063178
literally no different than USD lol of course people will use it.

sell your calls by close
>OVERBOUGHT

Are we short or long right now niggas

>>53063167
They told me stocks could only go up

>>53063174
i already explained in the last thread. or one before that, i dont remember

soxl 1 digit now, probably safe long term hodl if one withstands high volatility

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ycHtw5dCBMc

>>53063200
>Mike Wilson fucking nailed it
Bow, you shits.

>>53063111
>I would fully believe it after a quick stop to 2900 in Q1
I don't think so.
October 13, 2022 was the low for quite some time.

>>53063137
You forgot about the most basic but most forgotten tenet: buy low, sell high. You bought high thinking it would go higher. It could have, but didn't, such as the risks of buying high.
>b-but it's never low
the indices are never low, but other things can be, like certain commodities.

>>53063212
He said that in 2020 during the height of QE. What a retard

>>53063178
You daft cunt.
>>53063188
This. lol

>>53063212
he might get it to be within 1% by dec 30 lol
gotta look this nigga up

>>53063214
bull copium

>>53063178
>hey goys we know you are mad that your pensions were obliterated, you had to sell your RE equity and your stocks and bonds at bottom prices, your savings are worth a fraction of what they were worth before and that you are still straddled with mountains of debt... But if you use FedNow™ you'll get FREE GIBS! Just sign here!
it's that easy

if you don't belong, be short.

Wtf I got a warning for “racism”
God damn jannies

Also what should I buy for tomorrow?

>>53063178
>americans will start a civil war over cash
lol. lmao, even

>>53063099
Based and emissions pilled

>>53063228
No he didn’t. He said that right when the fed started raising rates and he was 100% right.

>>53063252
That guy is probably now dead and rotting in Ukraine somewhere while Euros and resting comfy and cozy in their gas heated houses.

>>53063268
No he didnt you complete fucking liar. Go pull the video and post it, ill wait

>>53063168

>>53063178
Well it's that or you continue to try and pay off exponentially growing debt in a system dependent on debt to function. Good luck.

Wtf

>>53063212
>>53063228
>>53063268
>>53063284
He said that on November 19th, 2018. The bottom wasn't it by a long shot so he wasn't wrong.

>>53062740
>Insane rate hikes
The only thing insane about interest rates was that they were so low
Fucking Ron Paul was talking about this on his campaign trail in 2012. Granted he wants to abolish the fed.

>>53063178
a US CBDC is literally the mark of the beast and the signal of the end of times

>>53062752
You overpayed for them

>>53063368
we've had a bunch of those already

>>53063379
like what?

>>53063252
joke is on him, gas price is all time low and weather is predicted to be very warm all winter

all the doomsday moronic dumb 'europe about to freeze' callers totally wrong as usual

also when it come to the one of the most braindead war in human history that ruskies started - ruskies running out of cannon balls, troops (they have lost millions battle aged men thus democraphic collapse), missiles (buying hilarious flying mopeds from backward middle-eastern country), tanks (ukraine has similar amount of tanks by now).

for usa it actually often times cheaper to send stuff to eastern eaurope than demolish that old stuff by hand in usa. so price of support is actually extremely low still. they could send tank storages which are all working tanks instead of russian and ukrainan tank craveyards which ukraine btw do not count to active tank count like russia do hilariously

>>53062824
The literal neo nazi podcasts i listened to a few years ago called this pivot

Tomorrow is quarterly opex. will there be fuckery?

>>53063389
At least the new europeans will be able to find them a ukrainian gf

>>53062694
Up 200%

>>53063389
>>53063278
All I know is whenever I post that image 0.014 USD deposits into my checking account

>>53062694
>-60% YTD

i love latinas

>>53062749
>Up like 50% and 80% in my Roth and trad IRAs.
What do you have in those accounts? I'm maxing my 401k but have never set up an IRA, I want to start this coming year though

>>53062694
+25% give or take

>>53063461
based green tech future visionary

>>53063475
probably energy. oil has been huge
>>53063488
kek i put 1% of my portfolio in $LEV at what i thought were bargain prices and it's already down 50% in 3 months.

>>53063099
I did the same thing. Coincidentally I also earned ~60% this year.
Not sure why so many people closed their eyes to the obvious winners of the year.

>>53063389
>gas price is all time low
LOL hardly
https://tradingeconomics.com/commodity/eu-natural-gas

For me it's the reuben

>>53062694
my year in a graph

anybody got any of those no risk 10 baggers?

>>53063002
Yeah, I lost interest in caring about specific stocks much this year. Even the indexes just lost me 15%.
>>53062811
I need to think what I should sell. I own a lot of $META which I've bled money on, but I feel they're at pretty much the bottom

>>53063549
GME calls to jan-feb-march-april

How the fuck am I supposed to pay for private school tuition for 5 kids? I need a 10x

>>53063469
Gross

>>53063553
x10, not /10

>>53063549
AQB bro trust me please bro just pump my bags bro please

>>53063562
JNUG

>>53062665
Bobos have 4 figure portfolios, and most of them were obliterated in November when they shorted the bottom, and never came back lol. Bobo has legit been calling for black Monday every week, and it hasn't happened

>>53063032
>Nike... not sure. they will just keep buying new sneaker brands, but i can see a world where nobody buys things based on ads any more and influencers are the ones with their own shoe brand. Nike can only pay so much for sponsorships until it gets stupidly expensive. Any retard can go to alibaba and order some shoes with their label on it
100% agreed, I think we're going to see a big shift in the "$90 shoe made by an athletic wear company" going forward, too many private label products, cheaper alternatives, and $60 shoes on the market. Hence my love for based Skechers. I could see the Nikes, Adidas, etc. of the world becoming more of an apparel/clothing company than a shoe company, in fact I feel like that trend has already started. Also funny that you mentioned influencers making their own product, I've been noticing that more lately too

>CAPTCHA: MANAX

>>53063582
kek true.

>>53063469
>>53063564
I don’t love latinas but latinas love me. My earliest memory is of a Hispanic girl mooning me during class. In middle school a stranger Hispanic girl was talking to me and a Hispanic guy (her brother?) snuck up behind me and grabbed my shoulder, after which I judo flipped him over me and onto the concrete. In high school a Latina girl I didn’t know walked up to me and told me I have beautiful blue eyes

>>53063612
k... keep me posted...

>>53062694
am i /cashgang/ now?
maybe so

Why hello, fellow stock portfolio investers! Lum here. Just wanted to say that I have liquidated all of my losses and plan to recoup them solely from gains made from GME.
Anyway, g2g, bye!

>My grandparents watching me mismanage their portfolio

>>53063612
>Hispanic girl mooning me during class
Did you see her butthole? If yes, what color was it?

>>53062694
I'm down about 50%.
How did I do?

It's December 29, 2019 again.

Covid is out of control in China.

China is letting Chinese on flights out of the country.

Covid-23 is not just a Songbird movie boys.

Short everything.

It's going to be a carbon copy of 2020.

>>53063612
Very autistic, good job

>>53063629
stop impersonating the lumfag, they would always go over and laugh at the GME baggies,

>>53063636
bad, you did bad
don't do that again

>>53063636
Could be worse. How? I don't know

>>53063502
Nice
Guessing most people here are addicted to poverty

>>53063654

>>53062824
how is she so ATTRACTIVE bros

Hold strong AQB brothers. They still have 2 trillion in synthetic shorts. They cant suppress the price forever.

>>53063688
She lifts

A reminder to all you NEETs, get off 4chan and get a fucking job.

https://youtube.com/shorts/MRmbPNJ5mrw?feature=share

>>53063706
thats like 5lbs, you might as well just be doing bodyweight at that point

>>53063690
Rocker WILL give a salmon a sombrero. Not selling until it happens

>>53063720
Post your body

>>53063720
whatever shes doing its working

POWER HOUR LFG

Live footage from the secret bathhouse of the Federal Reserve just got leaked
>>53063389
>gas price is all time low
Shut the fuck up, redditspacer

>>53062871
kek

>>53063706
>>53063688
Based mommy appreciaters

>>53063706
This broad is literally built for GME

I really, REALLY want to short this bounce in CVNA

Someone post the 1 year chart, I’m rangeb& from image posting

Top G bros...

>>53063650
lmao, no it's going to be worse, we don't have steve merchant and trump to give out PPP loans to everybody with an ein, so you're all going to lose your jobs.

>$18
LMAO shut the fuck up baggie nice squeeze

I sold at 3850 and now its already at 3852. Fml i missed some gains.

>>53063389
you are so smart, please , tell us more

SOON

>>53063032
I disagree with basically everything you said and your reasonings and assumptions seem strange.

>>53063754
I saw this broad hosting Tucker Carlson Tonight and I thought wtf is this liberal bitch doing hosting the show? Shouldn't she have been giving birth or in the kitchen? Fuck this country is going to shit.

>>53063760
look how nicely she fits onto the chart
nice squeeze baggie

>>53063764
>Makes fun of globalists' pet on Twitter
>Gets ratted on by his sex trafficking higher-ups
Flew too close to the sun

>>53062694
Dont know yet. Going to do final quarter report and year end data calcs this week. Going to be pretty bad though as crypto and tech dumped in the beginning of this year.

>>53063284
Fuck you. I’m not your personal google

Remember to long/short the closest to a pin for OPEX tomorrow anons.

Still time to get into SQQQ?

>>53062694
I am pleased with my results for the year. I made money and completely crushed the index return.

>nvda

Ding ding ding! How did it go today anon?

>>53063873
0.00%
100% cash

>>53063870
?? its green

>>53063779
>18
too old

>>53063389
>they have lost millions battle aged men
oh cmon now

>>53063889
it shidded hard into close

>>53063873
+31% , went all in at premarket with a huge leverage

>>53063873
Alright, I guess
Up 2.95%

APPL closed below 130

>>53063720
She is doing cardio so I don't see a problem there

>s&p crabbing almost the entire day
>couldn’t even get a final hour pump
Yep, tomorrow’s going to be bloody.

The mini dump before close . Im scared bullbros and i didnt sell

>He fell for ze Bear Trap?
>Put him to zleep.

>>53063902
it's over

The bottom of the dump will be middle of next year. We are still at overvalued prices. Definitely touching the pre covid top and probably going to go under it a while.

>>53063898
Based

I work at a semi fab that used to be owned by AMD. That smell you get from graphics cards and electronics is phosphorous btw. Fabless are going to be fucked in the next few years when TSMC doubles their wafer prices and they realize consumers aren't going to pay for it. SOXL trannies need to realize investing in a stock does not give free money just because of a secular economic trend.

>>53063799
Nah, he’s probably just a piece of shit and a loser as most of those “alpha” larps turn out to be. iirc one of those guys turned out to be an actual cuck who said that guys should suck dick at least once, I can’t remember which one it was but he had a beard and talked tough. Moral of the story, kill all your heroes or better yet don’t worship online retards.

>>53063898
>HUGE
>LEVERAGE

LET THE MUSIC GUIDE YOU
https://youtu.be/H9PFN1lWK1I
Anyone else listen to that year mix today? I pre-ordered the CD weeks ago...

That VXX pump at EOD was a bit sus

>>53063873
>-4.51% after daily inflation

>>53063977

>>53063873
-6% before daily inflation

>>53063389
>they have lost millions battle aged men thus democraphic collapse

I will take care of their women and perpetuate the slav genepool

>>53063982
nothing to see here goy, you should buy in at these great prices while you still can

It dumped so little at closing, tomorrow will be blood green

Yeah, I'm thinking we're back.

>>53064119
You have the webm, right?

>>53064098
Soo red?

>>53062647
Why did everything pump so much today?

I can't wait until tomorrow when 10s of millions of people around the world come to the realization that shit is completely fucked and that the coming new year is going to bring famine, and lots of people out on the streets. It's going to be fun to watch.

>>53064151

>>53064149
More people lost their jobs than expected lol

>>53064149
cause my spy calls expired yesterday

>>53062694
27k realized gains, degenerate penny stock gambler. I'm down 13k in December or it would be 40k up.

>>53063873
-17% before daily inflation

My puts got heemed today.

I held my ITM 0DTE puts into the close for the closing dump and made my female brokers close them for me.

>>53063687
rough year ranjeet?

I can't find a single person on fintwit that's bullish for next year which makes me wonder why they haven't sold yet

Everything is going to be a bloodbath tomorrow, this pumping looks too good to be true

>>53064151
Especially when shit like the housing market, big tech and credit debt bubbles all pop at once, sending a krakatoan shockwave around the world

https://youtu.be/iEpzRHsWO-c

GameStop

>>53064246
sounds like you did your research

>>53064160
>NPCs losing income
>LETS PUMP IT UP

How does that shit work??

>>53064160
>9,000
What a joke, scam pump. Millions will be homeless next year. Democrats can't bail anyone out this time like they did in 2009;

>>53064267
https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2022-12-28/credit-market-cracks-widen-as-distressed-debt-nears-650-billion

>>53064268
market is still in the inflation narrative where they think bad news is good because the fed will start reducing rates

>used 2010 prius
>12000 dollars
>used 2022 prius
>25000 dollars

New mommy Cathy video. Just to remind you. Everyone will be praising her here this time next year again. And it will mainly be because macro shit.
https://youtu.be/MdtCKH2cOqg

ROBERT “BOBO” BEAR

WHAT DID YOU SHORT TODAY?

This 16% CVNA pump has me itching for reloading my short

I'm shorting Chinese stocks

https://youtu.be/XVfbG4Q-K3s

>>53064276
Democrats are counting on running in 2024 on spending more money to bail people out. Infinite inflation.

>>53063938
Don't give a shit. Still buying SOXL everytime it dips below 10 dollars. It's my favorite slurp and it even has a dividend. I'll hold and slurp until it hits 30 dollars in 2 years at which point I'll sell half, and then sell the remaining at 50 in 3 and a half years. Then it'll crash again and I'll start bag stacking when it's back in single digis.

>>53064310
It's very suspect that these trash companies priced for risk of bankruptcy like CVNA pumped more than actual companies that make money

>>53064345
Yeah it's called high beta garbage and it pumps hard on days of Mumu euphoria.

>>53064289
public information, market already knows about it

did you understand the concept of love this year?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HNy_retSME0

>>53064149
Simply because TSLA dropped so much and the pressure was too much and everyone knew it will rebound some. Yes, that's the world we are living in.

>>53064388
the fact that this game isn't on steam and we have the "other" one instead is a crime.

>>53064307
are you inironically taking investing advice from a woman

>>53064302
Few months back I look up my car on one of those vin sites. Says tradein value is $21k. Now dealer is emailing me offering $17k for tradein. Where do any of these numbers come from?

Anyone has some natgas copium and hopium?

>>53063475
>What do you have in those accounts?
>>53063500 nailed it for the most part. Could've hopped on the train earlier but I've been getting better at timing things since eating shit in June.

>I'm maxing my 401k but have never set up an IRA, I want to start this coming year though
IRA's totally worth it for the flexibility. If my money were still in 401k autopilot mode, it'd likely be in funds that are down about 30% on the year. Also since margin is verboten make sure to get options approval so you can do LEAPS for a reasonable amount of leverage.

>>53064307
t. Cathie

>>53064465
At a certain point it can't get any worse.

>>53063617
I will
>>53063631
I did not
>>53063652
How is it autistic?

>>53064413
roller blading is for fags, and drawing on walls is for children.

>>53064479
That post is something an autistic person would type.

>>53064488
checked tastelet fun hater

the bottom

she is in.

>>53064472
Thanks for the info anon

>>53064659
pegging is gay anon

VXX RSI divergence is um...interesting...

>>53064753
No one is trading, especially anything advanced. This is a mulligan week.

>>53064207
Remember the fed is going to keep raising rates

>>53064761
This volume is going to be interesting to look back on. Look how the VXX fell off in volume in April (though it's picking up a bit more)

>>53064380
well its still better than youtube I guess

>>53064434
>Where do any of these numbers come from?
Jews

I want to murder homeless people.
What stocks to cope with this feel?

>>53064659
>tfw no balloon bimbo gf

>>53060531
this graphic is entirely false. It claims Volcker changed policy in july 1982. However Interest rates peaked in july 1981, one year before the bottom.
The fed had been lowering for an entire year, and rates were already down 7% from 19% before the bottom.

If you're suggesting today, that the market can not handle only 4% interest rates, and the fed needs to pivot to avoid collapse, that is not bullish. They're still on pace to raise more before this is over.

>>53064345
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

FUCK SHITCOS
FUCK CARVANA
FUCK SILVERGATE
FUCK CARMAX
FUCK ALLY

>>53064871
ASMB

Should I add 10% bonds? Those 5 year lows look juicy

>>53064881

>>53064778
which is why 2023 is going to be so much worse

I peer to peer lend

>>53064559
And your point is?

>>53064935
oops

>>53064307
my ARKK is down 76% you whore
i hate you so much
she got me good bros, i'm such a fucking idiot

>>53064926
Would you buy "juicy" 5 year lows on Carvana bonds? Why or why not?

>>53064805
why would you do anything but short this?

>>53064950
Buddy I was just answering your question

>>53064717
what if i do it with a girl (male)?

>>53065015
Short vol is a popular strategy for people who trade for a living. Unfortunately we're on /smg/ where people make trades on things they dont understand and then blame other people for their shitty trades

>>53064307
is pic rel cathie wood? FUCKING HUMNA HUMNA IF SO I WILL ALL-IN ARKK

>>53064951
lol thanks.
Watch out mumus, there are some trolls trying to get you to lose money. Fixed graphic

>>53064984
Depends on how low they go. Probably not. I don’t know how you’d evaluate their assets since they couldn’t liquidate their inventory without major slippage. Or whatever the word would be.

But it reminds me of Rudy’s CCL bond trade, but with used cars instead of cruise ships.

>>53065036
Don’t reply to me again

>>53064984
Shouldbt be touching any corporate bonds when theyre underpriced compared to treasuries Cathie. Until corporates raise their interest its a bad deal.

>>53065169
How are you preparing for the once-in-a-generation opportunity in the distressed debt market?

https://youtu.be/Ona9WzDeTzY

>>53065151
nice thank you anon

>>53065185
can I send debtors to the amazon warehouse to pay denbts?

>>53062796
>reddit spacing

So basically I'm going to stay in cash until I get an announcement that things are changing.
>Uhhhh I knowwww you want my money
I'm sorry, I'm just...I'm just not gonna buy your bags.

Flip the algos, have the Fed actually change policy, and I'll consider it. Until then, go fuck yourself Wall Street.

>>53065185
Minerd's husband was a brown manlet twink
>tfw pmg fags are actually fags

>>53064984
Definitely not Carvana, but I’m definitely looking at a few other potentially distressed names.

PM fags want my money
Real Estate fags want my money
Stock fags want my money
Options fags want my money
Bond fags want my money

Hey.
You're not getting my money until things change.
I took my ball and went home a year ago. Don't let the algos rape you.

>>53065320
Go on
I think distressed debt has much more potential when the defaults start

>>53065319
lmao i didnt know that.
>>53065185
Im excited. Except this one-in a generation thing seems to be happening a lot more than during 1 gen. 2008 was a great time too for bad debt.

>>53065386
>>53065386
>>53065386

>>53065151
rates were bumping against the high teens for a year and a half. to draw one arrow pointing at high rates is retarded.

>>53063212
But if you followed his advice you would have missed out on 50% growth since then

>>53065427
I don't know why you're trying to be difficult.In your pic related, the same pattern holds to be true.
>market tops after the fed starts raising rates
>market bottoms after fed starts lowering rates
maybe you like losing money, be my guest