/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>53060115
Good morning, frens.
Still comfy holdin' and waitin'.

>Summary

GameStop Info
>Complete corporate revamp by Ryan Cohen
>Ongoing hiring of specialists of e-commerce, UI, UX, blockchain and supply chain operations
>Debt free with positive increases and reductions (see ER); $1.042 billion cash and cash equivalents on hand + high inventory
>NFT marketplace beta launched

DRS & Computershare
>71.8 (17.95) million shares DRS'd by Oct. 29th, 2022
>Previously 71.3 (17.825) M shares by end of Jul. 30th 2022, 50.8 (12.7) Apr. 30th 22, 35.6 (8.9) by Jan. 29th 22
>and 20.8 (5.2) by Oct. 30th 2021

Unfuddable
>Shorts never closed and there exists more fakes than real shares
>'MOASS' is a matter of time

Further information can found by reading the OP or DYOR!
Reply to this pasta for any confusion.

WGAMI!

Other news/reminders:
Tuesday RRP: 2,221.259B, 100P = 22.21259B per
Wednesday RRP: 2,293.003B, 104P = 22.048B per (roughly)

www.rosenlegal.com/media/casestudy/2289_Robinhood%20-%20Initial%20Complaint%20-%20Market%20Manipulation%204835-8623-1514%20v.2.pdf
>GME shorted percentage of float as of Jan. 15th, 2021: 226.42%
storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.uscourts.flsd.590042/gov.uscourts.flsd.590042.416.0.pdf
>HF and broker class action lawsuit evidence
www.sec.gov/files/staff-report-equity-options-market-struction-conditions-early-2021.pdf
>SEC GME/meme stocks report
>
investor.gamestop.com/node/19826/html
>Four-for-One Stock Split - Form of a stock dividend
>(Record: Jul 18, 2022; Dist. on 21st AH)
investor.gamestop.com/node/19701/html
>22 Proxy Statement: Stock given in comp will be issued as RSUs that vest in quarterly increments over 4 years.
nft.gamestop.com/games
>Web3 Games open on Marketplace
https://news.gamestop.com/node/19941/html
https://news.gamestop.com/node/19946/html
>FY22 Q3 Earnings 8-K/10-Q

https://pdfhost.io/v/05TEEk3U6_MOV_GME_Comparison_Doc
>100 page comparison DD

Please don't feed spammers and sliders.

>>53060115
Did you feel that ? CERN has shifted the timeline again.

I am financially disappointed.

So mayo man has been gunning for treasury secretary so he can declare Citadel 'systemically important'.

>emotional appeals
>concerned holders
>researchers say..

>>53060152
Hard to do from inside a federal prison six months from now

The GMEhad has only just begun. Soon the homosexual Hedgie kafirs will be thrown from Ledgies.

>>53060146
what's RC's weight right now? tell me man! i need to know what timeline this is!

>>53060151
Disappointed? I've never been so excited in my life. I just piled in at what could be the bottom of an extremely volatile stock on what is looking to be one of the spiciest months of trading we've seen in 6 months.
We're all about to be significantly wealthier in literally 2 more weeks.

Kek stupid dumbfuck hedgies

RC did NOTHING to combat naked shorts. Why should I hold a stock of a company that doesn't stand up for itself?

>>53060233
I've bought almost 50 shares in the past month, including nine today, without dipping into savings. I'm super comfy.

Shalom, is this the $3 AMC and $2 BBBY waiting room?

sneed

>tfw MOASS

I am laughing. There's an article about Carl Ichan and how "he's still short" GME. It's not that he has decided to keep his short position open, it's that he legitimately cannot close it. The instant he tries the price will skyrocket, not to mention there aren't enough shares to go around. It's a mexican standoff of hedgies billionares, and banks. Was also the reason he met with RC, to try and cut get shares OTC so he COULD close his shorts, which RC turned down.
tl;dr we are in endgame and wagmi

>>53060209
About shy of 300lbs why do you ask

>>53060402
>Was also the reason he met with RC, to try and cut get shares OTC so he COULD close his shorts, which RC turned down.
>tl;dr we are in endgame and wagmi
kek shorties
Verification not required.

>Baggies celebrating ONLY being down 52% in a year.
>They STILL think GameStop is anything more than a grifter cashing in on a cult and doing the minimum to keep the idiots strung along
Lol, lmao even. It's gonna bounce a little while RSI cools off, but then it's back to minus 10% days baggies! All the way down

>53060446
Once this is over Ima buy 4chan and a decent sized PMC and task them with finding, tracking down, and capturing shills, wherever they are. I have plans, yes many plans for dat bootah.

>>53060446
Oh well

>>53060402
>>53060430
>I have a crush on China
>I have a crush on Icahn
>crush Icahn

>>53060446
they're not even doing the minimum. Anytime something does or doesn't happen reddit makes a
>ACTUALLY THIS IS BULLISH, WE'RE IN THE ENDGAME NOW BOIS DD
and then these fucking retards lap it up wholesale

>>53060268
Ask not what your company can do for you, ask what you can do for your company

>>53060268
Ryan Cohen should be held liable for not acting in shareholders interests, the fat fuck

https://twitter.com/acouplecents/status/1603791802439450625
I think we blew up a lot of these people, and they make up a good chunk of angry posters in these threads.
Source: Me

>>53060402
It also explains why he would be mad about RC releasing the photo and complaining to the press about its release, they weren't meeting on good terms.

>>53060532
RC is skinny as a rail in my reality.

>>53060402
lmao, on an average week, about 25 million shares are being sold and bought. Icahn would have zero problems closing but he sees the bigger picture and thinks long term

>>53060536
Ponder the aroma of when this all kicks off and actual billionaires are posting here calling us all manner of shit. I may actually die of laughter and send my shares to the infinity pool.

>>53060514

This thread is rat infected, check below your posts for rats.
ᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷ

Did the shills blow their wad yesterday? Not as many of them today.

>>53060586
You don't get to glow me, I do that on my own.

>>53060580
>Ponder the aroma of when this all kicks off and actual billionaires are posting here calling us all manner of shit.
I don't care about what they'll say, they're the poorfags now.

friendly reminder that the line is still flat.
wagmi

>>53060608
Because we're green.

800 shares DRSd and only 200 to go. I want to slurp this so badly and I can do it for under $4k. Schizofriends help

>>53060608
bro and the squooeze swequueedad yet

>still comfy
>WAGMI!

>>53060514
Sheeeeeit.

>>53060536
That does read like exactly the kind of stress that would lead to people screamtyping in all caps at us to sell.
>3-5% shifts could bankrupt them given leverage
>GME is 10x more volatile than that this year
kek hedgies

kek baggies

>>53060597
Your pic makes me sad.
This one makes me happy.

>>53060648
I want greedy overextenders to rope, but not before they DRS (book) their entire stack.

>>53060618
oh right. i never saw the glow parallel. wasnt meant like that.

>>53060642
SLURP! SLURP! SLURP!

Added 100 more gme and 500 more bbby. All drs.

>>53060648
making landlords seethe is based anyway

>>53060631
Flat kings were always right. Shills are seething right now.

>>53060631
>>53060796
wow you guys are right, the line really IS flat!

>>53060717
It's alright bud, appreciate it.

https://www.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/zxvq83/cboe_equity_putcall_ratio/
>12 hours ago
>MARKETS ARE GOING TO DOOMP
>indices green today
EVERY. TIME.

>>53060806
When you kill yourself, will you livestream it?

>>53060817
wow someone sure does seem angry about the flat line!

>>53060806
Lum is for GME bulls only.

>Ken Griffin cellar boxes a company that wasn't going bankrupt
>Instead of taking the L decides to double down on his fuck up and build it up to catastrophic proportions
One of the greatest blunders in financial history. Ken Griffin will go down as one of the stupidest investors of all time. Imagine cheating your way to success your entire life and then still fucking it all up this badly. What a retard.

>>53060818
People hedging a crash delays the crash, I think the reason the market crash is so slow this time around is because too many people are hedged for it.

>>53060838
how mad are you right now
be honest

Kek baggies

>>53060855
I just masturbated to GME's hotwife Lum, so not very.

>>53060853
That and too many people are refusing to capitulate

yeah he's seething lmao

WAGMI

>>53060884
Lum X Fat Ugly Bastard (trans-wealthy GME holders) crossover when?

We're green! Hurray! All is well!

>>53060884
>>53060900
Oh somebody already made a transparent file

>>53060608
lumfag stayed up extra late last night to keep seething so you just needed to give him a few more hours

Ken Griffin is such an idiot investor, that he has to spend money so people on the internet will talk about how smart he is. I can't imagine that there is anyone on the planet that actually likes Ken. Anyone that appears to like him is just pretending because it's in their best interest financially to humor him. His kids must not like him on account of him being a wife beater. Poor stupid Ken needs to spend money to feel smart and loved. What a pathetic cunt.

>>53060951
>I can't imagine that there is anyone on the planet that actually likes Ken
i like him. He took me to disney world

>>53060951
>I can't imagine that there is anyone on the planet that actually likes Ken
That's because you live in an alternative reality baggie and you ignore all information given to you unless it's been filtered through 10 layers of redditors to ensure its safe for your fragile ego.

>>53060965
based and Waniel Dang-pilled

Regulatory exchange code requests.

Jan 12 2023.

FINRA login required- DFV knew REX.

Calls will make me a multimillionaire.

>>53060951
>how could anyone like a blue eyed anglo-saxon chad who's done nothing but dab on baggies and make record profits in a bear market
lmfao

Anyone still working at Citadel is committing career suicide all for nothing. They should all be well aware of how fucked things are and after all is said and done not only will they not have jobs but they'll be blacklisted for life. It's fitting that the leeches will end up forced into minimum wage hell for the rest of their lives.

>>53060925
>ugly bastard
this might have some potential

>>53060995
uhh.. nani?

Our king DD author atobitt hasn't used Superstonk for over three months. Apes, I think he sold his stack and abandoned us.

>>53060426
Kek he won't stop growing

>>53061035
You mean the 16 (pre-split) share-owning atobbitt? It's ogre.

Baggots what is truly hilarious is you multiply the markets losses on red days. And you just barely hang onto the markets cock on green days.

The market hasn't even remotely "crashed". If it does you will unironically go to single digit $. What's even funnier is you fucking retards can't buy any. Redditors are all broke! Hahahahahahaha. Here's my purchase order of 4 shares. L0000000000000l

There genuinely cannot be a stupider cunt on Wall Street than Ken Griffin. Imagine cellar boxing a company that isn't going bankrupt. Only a fucking braindead idiot would believe he could get away with something like that. Obviously anyone still defending Ken is getting paid to, because why else would a retard like this get compliments?

>>53061035
Or he got an attorney who told him to shut the fuck up if he is so damn right and this is close.

>>53060115
Green today baggie bros
Flat law floor was always 15$

>>53061057
Please do not question the size of his stack. It's the DD that ultimately counts. Maybe he's in a shit financial state and can't afford more shares, or maybe he knows that one share is worth millions and he's just being humble about his potential profits. I think the reason why he has a small amount of shares is because he spent all his time doing irrefutable and definitive DD for us and he forgot to purchase more because he's been so busy

>>53061014
Just buy calls

Thats the TLDR

>>53061097
le heckin pomeranian solded tho?

Stupid fucking Ken Griffin in all of his hubris thought he could just tell everyone to sell GME and they would somehow just obey him. What a big headed braindead cunt. I'm sure all of his lovely oligarch buddies can't wait to spend some quality time with him.

>>53061035
I don’t trust him anyway he gives me Seth rogan wow weed vibes

https://www.barrons.com/articles/tesla-elon-musk-margin-call-twitter-loan-51672328580

OH KENNY

>>53061114
He wouldn't sell his shares because that would be a dumb decision. He's practically a figure in the Superstonk community. He knows that if he sells then the community and 4chan would go after him and ruin his life. I think the reason why he hasn't commented on Superstonk is because he knows the DD is done and there is nothing more to show. The DD is there. It's impossible to argue against that. His job is done.

>>53061109
I also just realized.. the day after 1/12/2023

is 1/13/2023 (1 / (3+1) / (2+2+3) ) = 147 = 741

buying calls next week

MY CALLS FINNA PRINT!

REX codes (FINRA login required) are foreshadowing

MULTI MILLIONS!

>>53061174
>TSLA will be one of the biggest nails in Kenny's coffin
Topkek what an amazing investor Ken Griffin is. Genius, really.

Next week spy goes to 350 and GME goes to 15

Anyone else really comfy right now? I slurped another 200 shares this week. For what would have cost me $10,000 a year ago now only cost $3,400. That’s insane. Thank you Ken and cheers everyone. All being DRS of course.

still comfy holding
wagmi frens

>>53061258
>>53061259
These are indeed comfy days. Right now are the deals of a lifetime. WAGMI

>>53061198
Do you have a FINRA login? Are you a cat?

>>53061187
you didnt just realize that faggot. You saw it on reddit. shut the fuck up

>>53061280
Except I can’t buy any more because I need to save for my family and the child we’re about to bring into the world. I’m gonna get doompa’d on by all the people with 1k and more shares that are gonna sell when they have enough for millions.

So I’m honestly probably gonna unload mine when it’s enough to get me 750k or so

Stay comfy, comfy /GME/.

>>53061331
found the redditoooor

>>53061258
>>53061280
I'm not entirely comfy - I intended to buy some around $17.30 but chickened out because I already have all my eggs in one basket and wasn't sure they were not going to drop it farther. I'm considering buying around this price point, but feel retarded for letting the price run up.

>the next step in RC's master plan?

I wish I could have slurped yesterday, but I'm all tapped out for the time being. I blew my entire load when the price dropped below 19 on Friday and Tuesday. Still incredible to buy at those price though so I'm satisfied.

>>53060608

Can't be here everyday to laugh at you niggers. I'll be here for red dildo days though, don't you worry.

Under $10 can't come soon enough.

>>53061246
Plunge protection team won’t allow it

>>53061143
>Stupid fucking Ken Griffin in all of his hubris thought he could just tell everyone to sell GME and they would somehow just obey him
That’s because that’s exactly how things have worked since TV became wifey available but investors now have gotten wise to the tricks. I don’t think it’s an exaggeration to say this is the first time Kenny’s told the public what to do and the public said no, and he simply doesn’t know what to do because his one trick isn’t working

We bounce to the moon at 1. We need more downward momentum for the moonshot. Bounce at 1 baby!!!

uhh flatkings?

>>53061431
The PPT and MMs not hedged in favor of a crash have a shitload of money, but they don't have infinite money. This fuckhuge put position market wide might be too much for them to handle.

as soon as we hit $19 we're going to shoot straight upwards to $100

as soon as we hit $19 we're going to shoot straight downwards to $4

>>53061498
nice! finally!
>>53061510
nice! cheapies!

>>53061498
>>53061510
seems like a win/win to me

>>53061498
>>53061510

Can anyone explain to me why a market crash "way worse than 2008" is bullish for GME? Wouldn't everything just go down? I'd feel nervous if I had all my savings invested in meme stocks right before a financial meltdown, especially because of their volatility.

>>53061549
Short positions require collateral to maintain. If that collateral evaporates shorts will be forcibly closed.

>>53061352
Stay comfy, comfy blanket poster.

>>53061549
gme can't go down sir. funds are safu.

>>53061549
I actually know the answer to this, but spoon feeding time is over. If you write me a 3 paragraph excerpt, I will give you the most glorious DD you've ever seen not available on reddit.

>>53061280
Love these cheapies.
Buying as much as i can.
Comfy days are here.

>>53061549
you see anon, reddit believes there are secret shorted shares (that nobody can actually show you), so when the market crashes, the secret shorted shares will be liquidated
in reality, gamestop will eventually go to hilariously low numbers because they'll be forced to dilute repeatedly, dumping a hot steaming load of shit right into the baggie's mouths

>>53061612

>>53061622
the only one bagholding is you shorts. close your shorts, shortie.

>>53060925
I changed his armband to a gamestop logo, working on some scenarios for him.

>>53060146
>>53060426
I'll admit. The fat Ryan posting is pretty funny.

>>53061634
really?
post your cost average

>>53061662
kek baggies won't do it

>>53061578
Even if he doesn't write 3 paragraphs because he's a shill can you still post your DD? I don't need convincing to buy, I already own 300 shares. I just love reassurance because it makes me feel warm inside.

>Ken Griffin needs people to sell GME yet shorts the price lower knowing full well hordes of autists keep buying more
Winning strategy. Genius.

wallstreet short baggies on suicide watch

>>53061694
can you show me ken griffin's short position in gamestop?

>>53061662
>>53061677
I'll post my average if you both post pictures of your noses from a profile perspective with a timestamp

>>53061694
isn't what's happening but go off king

>>53061709
very strange you're concerned about jewish heritage when the chairman of your cult stock is jewish

>>53061561
What incentive do lenders have to margin call the shorters if it'll end up dragging them down as well? If it's inevitable, why hasn't it happened already?

Sorry for the noob questions.

We're about to get dunked on again aren't we

>>53061732
Yup, its only down from here
Keep buying. BUY BUY BUY DRS AND THEN BOOK THOSE SHARES

>>53061727
very strange why you're so afraid of posting your nose

Maybe idiot Ken Griffin should try flying all over the world and suck cock while begging for mercy. I can't imagine there are too many people happy that he's pissing away all of their money.

>>53061677
Should I buy some more today so I can dab in you and your faggot boyfriend?

>>53061752
buy more please :D

RRP 2,308.319

PARTICIPANTS 104

https://www.newyorkfed.org/markets/desk-operations/reverse-repo

>>53060884
>Still lurking
>Still comfy
>Still holding

Ken Griffin must be frustrated he can't release his anger by beating his wife. Sure must be stressful being such a massive dickhead. I wonder if he tries playing Call of Duty Vantage to calm down a bit.

>>53061752
Kek dumb fuck red baggot

>>53061779
Based

>>53060884
>>53061779
>>53061630
WAGMI

>>53061771
Maybe I will

>>53060884
>LumNigger is STILL seething
It's a great day lads. Just bought 100 more shares.

>>53061800
Checked fren!

>>53061807
yes yes yes please do

>>53061822
Double checked!

GameStop market cap currently under $6 billion.
No debt. $1 billion in cash. 1$ billion in inventory.
Cash flow positive. NFT marketplace & Wallet.
Guess I'll buy more and have them sent to CS:GO.

Kek Hedgies!

>>53061800
kek baggie
>>53061805
kek baggie
>>53061807
kek baggie
>>53061812
kek baggie
>>53061822
kek baggie

>>53061793
now share your portfolio with the class :^)

>>53061779

Fuck lum, but actually what happened here? I thought the bot was fairly accurate

>>53061845
why are you so afraid of posting your nose?

>>53061694
If he wants people to sell he needs the price to go up. I thought this was basic knowledge

Looks like the FTX token was used for CRIME to keep GME down down down.

Boy oh boy this just get's better and better.

>>53061825
post hand and I will buy one hundred (100) more GME's

>>53061845
It's time to pay up.

>>53061848
I'll give you a hint: Not GME.
Go ahead and cope and call me stupid for not buying your shitstock

>>53061649
as long as it has Lum in it it's based.

>hedgies face when i find em

>>53061872
why are you so afraid of posting your nose?

>>53061781
I think he plays... CS:GO

hehehehehe

>>53061845
>kek baggie

>>53061872
I just want to see your portfolio you poor faggot, but it seems like you're just here to be a bitch and have no skin in the game. Enjoy your stay in GME though pussy

Ken Griffin is going to end up exhausting every single trick up his sleeve just to kick the can and it still will be all for nothing. What an absolute retard. I bet he's already sold his soul for collateral ages ago.

>>53061867
None of you know just how fucked the hedgies are yet. The amount of evidence that's been gathered over these last few months has been staggering

someone do a GME edit for this, because it's literally me.

>>53061727
>intertribal warfare
>old guard vs new guard
i noticed it's only other jews who are bothered about rc being jewish because they are ass-mad at the fact that rc is out-jewing them at their own game.
gme holders are in fact not playing the game at all, they are just holding and watching the jews battle it out between them.
tldr: rc is jewish goy so why no sell?? = jewish hedgie shills

>>53061868
your move

>>53061965
because they're the goyim now.

>>53061905
happens every time

>>53061779
Hooooooly fucking BASED

>>53061855
Kek Drs baggot

HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAH

>>53061772
Who are you, warrior? Day in day out you are here like it's your duty. What a legend. Tight tummy is long gone, yil gone, crab guy gone. You are still here. Stay safe!

>>53062013
post your nose

>SATAN PLEASE MY ASS CAN'T HANDLE ANOTHER 1000 YEARS OF RAPING
>I-IS THAT A BEDPOST?
>AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>53062011
I've always wondered in the orignal pic, what did he do that had everyone going nuts over?

>>53061855
>I thought the bot was fairly accurate
>Implying it is inaccurate
The hell are you talking about? The last dot is literally touching the line. Minus the second from last, the rest have very little error. It looks like it has an r^2 of 0.95 which is really good in my book.

>>53061908
I figured it was one big honeypot to catch the hedgies especially after Ryan met with the SEC.

>>53062048
It's a parody of rap battles. Look up supahot fire on yt.

>>53061855
There's a couple running theories but it's a time will tell situation. We'll find out come March
>inb4 cope
I mean sure, but if the numbers are back up to the 14-16 million average by next quarter then we were right.

>>53062021
The first one has been posting. As for the other if you saw what else he posted that wasn't yil you'd notice him occasionally as well.

>>53061971
Listen, I'm gonna be straight up with you. I don't think that's your hand.

>Please don't lay me off Mr. Griffin
>How will I afford my cocaine addiction?

>>53062023
This reminds me of the olde “Then short it” counter. Very nice

Citadel employees are larping as geniuses while an algo does all of the work for them. Most pathetic bunch of leeches in the world.

>>53062102
I'm 200% nigga. Now buy more GME, pussy.

>>53060446
being down only 52% is a major dub in the current market
have you seen zoom? solarwinds? crowdstrike? even bloody amazon

>>53062051
>UMMM ACTUALLY THE R^2 VALUE IS PRETTY GOOD
Thank you for the excellent insight statistician anon
>>53062088
The low number seems really strange with how consistent the bot has been except for the second to last point. It seems hard to believe that the numbers increased so little with how the DRS tracker's data looks in the recent quarter. Is there anyone on the internet that has been consistently tracking Fidelity daily buy sell order numbers? I would love to see if those numbers hold any interesting information

>>53062088
If hedgies messed with the numbers, why didn’t GameStop release current numbers when shareholders asked them? Because they are down, that’s why.

>>53061855
it couldn't possibly be because noted jew ryan cohen rugpulled retail on BBBY and people sold off their DRS holdings after not wanting to be associated with that faggot any longer

>>53061394
Ryan's setting these up to make room for all the holders he's given heart attacks.
Do something I just had to sell for the first time in a while you chubber

>Only a retard like Ken Griffin would vouch for a retard like Gabe Plotkin and hire an even bigger retard like Danny
Makes perfect sense

>>53060873
Everybody who could capitulate already did. Look at the market structure:
>Boomers who are not going to sell at a 40% haircut because it's their ass for the rest of their lives
>Gen Xers, who can afford to wait out a market downturn before they cash out a little more
>Millennials, who are like Gen Xers except their time horizon can stretch to 2070 because they have no capital to redeploy anyway
>Zoomers, who's in crypto or plays like GME and aren't selling because their time horizon can stretch to 2090(!)

>>53061685
It's the lack of convincing DD that FUDs me about about investing into GameStop.

>>53062252
based bbby benchode baggies

>>53062102
Nope
It was posted a lot on /v/ and it's not his

liquidity check

>>53061729
Suppose a bank lent 50bn to a hedge fund against 50bn of that hedge funds collateral. Then say that 50bn was then worth 25bn, and the market didn't look like it was going to recover. Even if the bank's asset management branch may be impacted by changes in the positioning of their clients, their core equity is far more at risk of having to foot the bill to whoever the counter party is to their hedge fund client's position. Additionally, these deals are done through mostly independent regulatory agencies and clearing houses, so if they do some dumb shit to avoid obligations everyone will know.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=02oKSUlGc0c

>tfw you're a paid shill just trying to get through the day
>just one more day
>one more day
>one more

>>53062308
you shit your pants when u die so imagine the smell

>>53062319
...falling for clickbait

Citadel employees spend their entire work day doing coke and bashing stocks on the internet. It's the type of "job" you can only get if you're born into a rich family or by sucking enough cock. You can't even call those leeches employees because the shit they do isn't work. I hope they all enjoy job hunting after getting permanently blacklisted throughout the entire world of finance.

>>53062305
I dedicate my next purchase to you anon

>tfw you're a GME bagholder trying to get through the day
>just one more day
>one more day
>one more

>>53062288
Checked. Lets not forget those of us so disillusioned by the current state of everything that we’re just holding with the hope that we live to see it all burn.

>>53062348
it's even funnier because the remaining 10% of the company that's doing half of all remaining work still can't win

>>53062353
Based

>DWJnFFkz
>still at it
Kek faggies

>>53062207
That makes two lying, crying, faggot bitches coming into the thread to waste their time. No wonder financial institutions are in ruins

>>53062372
Imagine having so little to say but not letting that stop you from saying it anyway, over and over again. Brave.

>Imagine having so little to say but not letting that stop you from saying it anyway, over and over again. Brave.

It looks like a lot of GME holders are starting to buy calls now, basically trying to make money how DFV made 90% of his from the short squeeze.

>>53062252
>rugpulled BBBY
First: kek BBBaggy
Second: I seriously fucking doubt most people who went out of their way to DRS their GME shares would fall for yet ANOTHER distraction stock.
Third: Ryan didn't rugpull anyone. He literally gave them an offer to purchase their buybuybaby subsidiary business, they were the ones who refused his offer. Had they accepted they would have had enough cash to pay off their debts, without having to resort to diluting their shareholders.

>Maybe if I keep sucking Ken Griffin's cock he'll promote me
>Surely Ken Griffin knows what he's doing, he must be a genius to be this successful
>Ken Griffin obviously didn't know GameStop would survive... r-right?
>Why is Ken Griffin sending us all to Disney World when we have big problems to worry about?
>I really hope Ken Griffin doesn't lay me off, I just bought that huge house in the suburbs
>What do you mean I'm involved in a RICO case? How could this have happened?!

>>53062437
cope

>REEEEEEEEEEEEE REDDITORS GET OFF MY FUCKING BOOOOOAAAAARD!
No. Habeeb it, twinkie house.

>>53062437
>he didn't see the mass amount of reddit posts crying about cohen rugpulling them, vowing to never again invest in his shit companies
lmao
also never owned a share of BBBY in my life because i'm not retarded

https://twitter.com/citsecurities/status/1608456107017785344
>Citadel wants to hear what the people have to say
Surely this is a great idea. Kenny has hired only the brightest minds over at Citadel.

>>53062453
>i'm not retarded
I’d get a second opinion

>>53062450
Seethe
>>53062453
Not my problem WSB is fucking retarded. Hell SS and the other GME subs shut down discussion of other stocks during that time. People who held GME were discouraged from purchasing other stocks, let alone even mentioning them.

>>53062469
he's retarded

>>53062469
Here's your second opinion
He's retarded

>What's that? You're an employee at Citadel Securities?
>I'm so sorry

if RC doesn't fix the BBBY situation, if GME fails to become profitable, if GME does another round of dilution, if RC sells his GME shares, if GME stops pumping randomly once every few months, then there's no redeeming aspect left in the GME play, it's not a deep value stock like when it was at $4 pre-split

>>53062440
>Maybe if I keep sucking Ryan Cohen's cock he'll do something
>Surely Ryan Cohen knows what he's doing, he must be a genius to be this successful even if he's never had a profitable quarter at any company
>Ryan Cohen obviously know GameStop would squeeze to the hundreds and bail them out... r-right?
>Why is Ryan Cohen saying there's no meaning to his tweets and GameStop might go out of business when we're all going to make it soon?
>I really hope Ryan Cohen doesn't sell, I've convinced myself I'll get to buy a house one day
>What do you mean the FBI don't care about the shills? They're literally shills! They don't agree with me. COMPLIANCE OFFICER NOW.

>>53062480
>>53062481
Kek.

>>53062453
And there's no way you can pin anyone falling for that shit here (except Kieth, for some reason he keeps buying distraction stocks)
We LITERALLY called that shit out. Fucking puts were placed during its run-up.

I wonder which Ken Griffin would prefer more: the ledge or prison? I bet the retard thinks he's some sort of god or something, so he probably jump thinking he'll land on his feet.

>>53062501
All those "ifs" and not a single butt.

>>53062536
His feet will break his fall
>and his knees
>and pelvis
>and ribcage
>neck
>skull

Oh oh hedgie kek

I wonder how many times Kenny has tried to reach out to Icahn after this picture was taken? Must be scary knowing someone like Icahn can completely fuck you over.

>>53062557
These are great, keep posting them.

>>53062557
His secret plan to get back to profitability is for GameStop to exclusively sell Moon Pies to the hungry man right? That'll show those hedge funds!

I thought we were supposed to be getting a merger/acquisition announcement yesterday?

>>53062466
Fucking KEK they are getting absolutely dragged on twitter, you love to see it.

>>53062602
why yesterday?

>>53062615
Someone posted a guillotine gif. Honestly though, what the fuck were they thinking? Citadel should know by now how most people think of them.

>>53062580
they unironically could have sold burgers and fat redditors would have literally ate it up, they could have just done the branding with minimal investment like mrbeast burgers

Whats with the meme of making RC fat?

>>53062683
Memes?

>>53062683
Fat people are funny.

>>53062683
it has to do with dimensions after CERN did reset of time, if you see fat RC then you are in ngmi reality.

>>53062615
Thanks anon

>>53062683

He likes purple doughnuts

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FlJxknSXoAYsAEi?format=jpg&name=large


never forgivy
never forgetti

>>53062683
Finally some good FUD.

/GME/ hates fat people.

/GME/ hates fat RC

>>53062536
grandiose narcissists don't kill themselves, Anon, they're pathologically incapable of doing so.

>>53062730
Kek Kennies

>>53062725
Meant for
>>53062576

>>53062798
Sure is a bad comedy joke

>>53061184
Exactly. What do we want him to say?
We haven't removed enough locates yet. They fucked with DRS numbers because shit is important.

>>53062398
why are you scared to buy more gme?

>>53062718
> they are resorting to CERN-inspired fud now

top kek for top men

Any krauts here? Is GameStop shutting Austrian stores ? Bullish

>>53061845
ok, this was one "kek baggies" too much for me. Cant handle it anymore. HFs won, I'll forget about my gamestop stonks and let it be a longterm investment, sitting in on my bankaccount. Btw. super bullish on GME, they have a cultlike followship, PR in the last year worth many Billion dollars (unpayable for any PR-company) and a foot in the nextgen business.
Have a (you) and feed your village.

Kek stupid dumbfuck retard nigger hedgefags

>>53062774
I'm really fat ;_;
I can't wait until I'm happy and free so I can dedicate a larger part of my time to eating right and exercising in my home gym when I'm not traveling and praying and playing video games.

>>53062550
Hearty kekle

>>53062966
it's so easy to lose weight holding this stock though. just spend less on food, and buy more shares

no need to wait to lose weight ;)

> t. stopped eating out, converted garage into home gym, daily fasting + portion control

>>53062966
Literally fast for three days. Get some snake juice and don't eat anything except water for three days. After the third day your stomach "resets" itself and you'll feel fuller sooner from eating. Do this every month, check the /fit/ thread for more details.

>>53062883
>he tried to change the inter dimensional outcome of MOASS

NOT TODAY

>>53062905
gamestop is shuttingdown swiss stores

>>53063038
Both of them!?!?

>>53062876
I bought plenty with proof. Why are you and your pussy ass friends scared of showing hands, noses, portfolios and still monitoring the thread? Kill yourself faggot.

https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=viratard
Dumb GME baggies are no different than viratards. No naked shorting baggies!

>>53062966
MOASS can only happen for you personally if you start MOAD (mother of all diets) no point being rich if you are not well enough to enjoy it

T. trying to get my obese brother to the gym

They messed with Christians. CHRISTIANS.

GME will win

>>53063056
all 7, but Onlinestore stays

https://www.sec.gov/rules/proposed/s72303/ger010504.htm
>A group of companies and promoters have conducted a very effective public relations campaign in which they've convinced the public and, unfortunately, some regulators, that naked short selling is widely used to manipulate stocks downward. An examination on these companies shows them to be overvalued and to have associations with questionable individuals. Many are related in some manner to SEC investigations into stock fraud. These companies and promoters are not credible sources for ideas on how to add integrity and stability to the markets.
Basterd cohen is misleading you apes! Maybe try investigating fraud within GME before pointing fingers at regulators

Lum is literally built for GME

Lower highs and lower lows. Keep holding baggies, you can do it!

>>53063150
Tobleroniggers on suicide watch?

>>53063025
Do this but do it every week. I was doing 4 day water fasts and lost 25 pounds of fat at the beginning of this year. Also helped me kick booze and I woke up with rock hard boners daily. WAGMI.

>>53063193
>Here's a list of zombie companies that have no relation to the shit we're actually worried about, and that's why you should keep letting us do crime
Kek rico defendanties

>>53062637
Which one of you is this?

kek dumbfuck baggies

>>53063193
yes, I also quote user letters when trying to make a point

>>53063220
No one knows zombies like GME baggots https://www.federalreserve.gov/boarddocs/press/general/1997/19970728/OTC_Dom.PDF

>>53063195
Lum is built for BBC in his bum

>>53063216
I think someone should ease up to doing it every week, more so if it's longer than three days. Fasting for the first time is fucking brutal, especially if you're a lard, but your body gets used to it over time.

I remain undiminished

>>53063272
If you’re truly overweight you should just go all in and do it weekly. The upside outweigh any potential risks. You’ll break the fast early and fail your first few weeks anyway. I did it for 4 months. Monday to Friday morning. 25 pounds off and stayed off. But also helped me kick a lot of bad habits.

>>53063312
also lift weights in a fasted state. you will put on muscle way faster if you want to avoid being skinny-fat

tick tick Kenny, Gabe blew up, Andrew blew up, you're goin to blow up too, and I hope you leave a red smear

>>53063312
>>53063272
>>53063216
>>53063080
if only you made a list of what you eat and write the calories next to it. no need for gym and also no way to work off all that shit that you put inside. its much easier to control what you put inside than to work off 500 cal.
make a list of what you eat and you will never be fat again without gym (but also eat a lot less butter)

>>53063334
What do you think kenny's looks like?

>>53063373
like he is in French bread

>>53063394
kek post his ex-wife more

>>53063414
How dry do you think her pussy was at this moment?

>>53063352
as someone that suffered being skinny-fat through my teenage years, I disagree

gym is crucial, not just to avoid a weirdly morphed body after losing weight, but to increase your t-levels that were suppressed from years of being fat. you literally boost your metabolism higher while lifting, then just controlling your diet

muscle burns more calories than fat, you will automate your body to do the work for you while being able to eat relatively lean

>>53062966
Fat people who are working on themselves to get thin are hated less

>>53063419
She was thinking about getting railed by Tyrone at this exact moment

>>53063334
At this point I've started to wonder if Kenny has crawled out from under melvin's positions and that it's other funds that are now driving short pressure.

>>53063333
Checked, but lifting while fasted increases the chance of your body undergoing catabolysis. It's fantastic for straight fat-loss, because your glycogen stores are already depleted by the time you start lifting, but if your primary goal is clean bulking it's better to eat some healthy complex carbs, unsaturated fat, and protein before lifting. That being said if you take a shitload of protein right to the face as soon as your set is done catabolism can be minimized during fasted lifting. Also take some picrel.

>>53063419
Are you kidding me? I'd give up a share to get a crack at that pussy.

>>53063419
that bird bitch look like her pussy done been dry all along

>>53063419
That’s a man lol

>>53063455
I could give her a liquidity injection

I am just going to call shills RICO baggies from now on. KEK RICO BAGGIES

>>53063428
ok, as a just a ptential-overweight i yield to the fatties opinion. still the list is a good tip.

>>53060115
metal slug is epic

fuckin hedgies pushing their nakeds back and forth

>>53063470
I might just give her the ol Spicy Ball, if you naw'mean

>>53063419
Kek chad RC

>>53061622
tokenized GME jan 2021. look it up. they NEEDED those locates to cover. tick tock.

Kill me

>53063786
You're not getting off that easy, Ken Griffin

>>53063604
yeah, I still don't understand how the US military thought having a guy eyeball it with a screwdriver was the best way to edge the fucking radioactive material

OT: wagmi

>>53061855
kenny boy actually tried to DRS fud gme shares last quarter but we have been DRSing so fucking hard it exceeded the FUD numbers. it was goddamn amazing. you have no idea how fucked short sellers are. its like watching a car crash with someone you really fucking hate in slow motion.

>hedge funds can DRS millions of shares and then sell them all but they can't close their shorts because they can't find any shares
hahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>53063193
Mayo coated hands typed this post.

>>53063414
can I do some Gabe's Ex-wife and Ex-kid too?
the best wallstreet had to offer, the future really, went under bigly thanks to us
(melvin crapital)

>>53063851
they can't find any shares, below $1 a share, which is their break-even point (not counting all the can-kicking interests the past 2 years generated)

>>53063855
>>53063855
>>53063855
Threaded.

>>53062501
i like how you started with BBBY as if that was the play the entire time. shut the fuck up.

>>53063455
man would pay two bucks for some pussy

>>53063812
the 50s were a special time

>>53062348
these finance bros are the biggest faggots you can imagine. met them many times, literally pawns in the bigger games, completely self-unaware but always playing along. these are the kind of guys who short gme despite it being the number one cult stock in the world. it's kind of sad but making fun of hedgies is like making fun of people with severe retardation, they are stuck in a personal purgatory they can't escape other than taking the eventual jump off the ledge. it's sad to think about sometimes.