/biz/ - Business & Finance

first for fuck niggers

first for fuck jews

>>53044469
How many shares of slaves, ticker: $NIGGERS, do I need to retire?

natgas, pls....

Decent support at around $4 on AMC

>>53044504

first for big black cocks with pearly white cum

>GME
>TSLA
LMAO.

Why is it so volatile right now? Someone does not like this attempt at a pump going on after weeks of nonstop dumping.

I bought one Tesla put at a strike of 75 for $2 expiring Friday. I want to try to trade this $2 up to $100, then see where I can go from there. Wish me luck, anons.

Did they run out of natural gas?

>tesla roaring green today
>oversold fake "black swan" FUD tried to bring it down more
>shorts now covering, longs figuring out it's a fucking steal at these prices
I'm about to buy more calls.

>>53044515
>Decent support at around $4 on AMC

>>53044548
well if you sell this candle then you'll probably have 30 dollars to work with

You lards really missed TSLA's generational bottom

I'm not even supposed to be here today.

>>53044527
>>53044548
You niggers are about to get liquidated. Gme still going to zero, but messy tessy ain't done with your puts yet

>>53044527
she looks like she's signaling approval after somebody just nutted on her face

>>53044509
It's like watching a trainwreck in slow motion. But I can't get out. And the doors are locked anyway.

>>53044569
Firstly that does look a bit like me
Secondly I just got a strong feeling of deja vu at this thread and the last few posts
Something is about to happen

>>53044565

>Roaring green
>Up %2.3
Baggie pls

>NVDA TSLA GME AMZN red again

what dont u little bull faggots understand? The free money ride is fucking over. Shitty overvalued stocks go down, gravity is no longer up. It's down until a company proves it should be worth more

>Teheheheheh i'll just buy this dogshit company TSLA for a free +10% im so smart haha hehe

get owned fag. Im so glad boomers are back in control of the market, no more cringe zoomer reddit fags shilling overpriced dogshit like NVDA

>>53044569

>>53044565
DONT FUCK WITH MY EYES LIKE THIS AAAAAAAAaaaa REEEEEEEEE

Off work today. Go back tomorrow for final work day of the year. Got my utility bill in the mail. Yay! no service tax added due to the forthcoming income tax cut that's rolling out in 2023. (Part of the cut; services are getting tax applied while income tax withholding per check gets cut). So every bit of green that stays in my wallet the happier I am.

>>53044563
wouldn't it go up in price? didn't enough niggers freeze this weekend for price to up up?

Have to go to barber now, wish i could keep playing

I hope BTU dumps all the way back to $20 so I can start selling puts again.

another great day to buy VIG and VTIP am I right bros? getting 1.17 a share deposited into my account tomorrow thanks to buying the VTIP dip.

>>53044658
>I hope BTU dumps all the way back to $20 so I can start selling puts again.
kek, I hope they dump back to 8.

>>53044563
>BOIL at $18

feeling greedy

Everyone's red right? It's not just me right?

Really Boil at $18? is this going to become a penny stock..

holy shit could we finally be rid of GME deluded baggie generals?

thinking closing my natgas long down 20% bros.

-1k

I shorted spy . Thoughts?

>>53044642
FYI someone impersonated you yesterday, and said your wife filed for divorce. I believe you have grounds for a defamation lawsuit. Call me

>>53044710
Have a strict stop loss

CAM AWN SOXL SCORE SAM FACKIN GOALS!

Where are all the real estate boomers?

>>53044674
That's not gonna happen at this point. They're sitting on around 1.5 bil in cash, around $10 per share.

>>53044705
>down 20%
You people don't even pay brokerage fees, why in the fuck would you not just sell and buy back in?

>>53044710

nothing's happening today, going back to bed

>>53044710
thank you for your sacrifice

WHOA BLACK BETTY

>>53044642
>every bit of green that stays in my wallet the happier I am
>VZ

pending home sales down 4% mom and stupid niggers are rallying while vix is nearly 20

>>53044647
Cut your own hair you queer.

>>53044798
the assumption is that the fed wont be inclined to hike by 0.5 in February if housing is down

>>53044780
Its going down

>NVDA malder stopped posting in every thread

>>53044722
Lol. My wife would never file for divorce. We've been together for uh damn 13 years. If she wanted out she'd done it long ago. Same goes for me.

uh, henlo, where is Christmas rally sirs

>>53044798
Bonds also been falling for two weeks now.

Might be worth noting that 30yr treasuries are rapidly re-approaching 4% except this time around we're not seeing any DXY strength to go with it.
Higher rates for longer is becoming the expectation. Slow death of the dollar.

>>53044710
>>53044818
expiry?
my concern would be theta decay and bear market rallies so I haven't bothered
also i'm functionally retarded

I'm loading SPY and PFE calls letsgoooo

>>53044842
stfu about bonds nobody cares about bonds

>>53044862
>he posts this right when the major indicies all took a sharp plummet again

holy shit I hate the jews so much.

>>53044870
i care about bonds

oil seems to be falling, when should I buy?

Cool it with the anti-Semitic remarks.

>>53044838
Kek but anon he didnt own any NVDA he just mentioned it every post because he just did ok? NVDA baggie are you ok?

>>53044870
if you had shorted long bonds this year it would have returned better than shorting spy
also as soon as /smg/ posters started talking about them recently they took another dip down
lol
lmao even

another bullshit episode of green futes into red day

>>53044912
i hate bonds posters so much it's unreal

WSBsisters...

>>53044882
At least TSLA's still green, right?

>>53044912
I was telling people to get out of TLT/TMF days before it sold off. They get what they deserve.

HYG approaching open gap, prepare for turbulence

>>53044741
you dont understand how natgas trades

I swing trade JEPI, ask me anything

I bought some gme puts today with premium from my tanker calls. Fuck those retard apes easy money.

>>53044940
oh you're a natgas trader? cause I was convinced you were a natgas bagholder after I read your post there

whoa

>>53044934
i mean, it can't go down 15% everyday bro

>>53044944
why not buy and hold like the typical boomer

Oh you trade stocks?
Name every leveraged ETF.

>>53044710
Well played, I was washing my face or else I would've done the same

just a blip on the radar.

>>53044642
Based KO boomer

>>53044968
it's $1000 poor ass nigga I trade it for fun

post your portfolio :)

>>53044940
It seems to me it trades in a straight line down

>>53044737
Good. I hope boomers suffer.

>>53044988
Because this isn’t a buy and hold market

>>53044989
>Name every leveraged ETF.
https://stockmarketmba.com/listofleveragedetfs.php
checkm8, commie

i own zero stocks and all my money is in 4% CDs and Series I bonds besides like 20 in checking and savings (which is paying nearly 2% now too)

will this be the first green day for tsla since like forever XD ?

>>53044944
Why

>>53045009
>>53045006
>>53044940
>>53044705

from all the things you could trade, why would you trade the widow maker?

Reminder! - Today's the final day to buy/sell stocks,etc and have it settle by year end for tax reasons. (31st falls on a weekend)

i'm starting to think the gme fudders weren't paid shills trying to get me to sell. They might have just been laughing at me losing money all along

>>53045024
20K

>>53045006
>nigga
We got a www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets refugee here
>>53045006
>portfolio
You think I'm in art college you homo bagholder?

>>53045031
he's headed toward the mountains

>>53045040
You're welcome

>>53044868
No options , just turbos . Im a europoor , my broker won't let me trade options

>>53045066
t-t-t-hanks
can i have a refund

>>53045040
/gme/ users were never true bagholders, you all wanted to make money, /smg/ bagholding is pure see
>>53045006
>>53044705
he doesn't even want money, he wants the joy of bagholding

>>53045040
we told ya'll not to get involved with that bullshit

natgas bros...

its over isnt it?

bought TSLA calls for the first time

Bobros ? 3750?

>>53045110
jpm has SPY strangled at 3850 until december 30th

soon brother.

>>53045110
2750

>>53045096
This is just to brutal.
Thats how it must feel like to get raped

>>53045096
Technically, it never even began

here I was thinking the jews were trying to scam pump mpw eod yesterday

>>53042951
TLT red now, now red day
Is it really that simple

Will stocks sell off until the long term yields stabilize again

It’s funny how much time “value” investors waste their time analyzing companies, only to underperform.

>>53045161

>t. NVDA hodler

I honestly fail to understand why this guy and many other retards (like George Gammon) speak of a "bond market meltdown" or "shock" or whateverthefuck which supposedly already happened.
All I see is bond prices adjusting so that bond yields reflect the current rising interest rate environment.
FWIW, the ten year yield is still way too low for how high the FED funds rate is already, meaning that bond prices are still waaay overpriced.
WTF are they on about?

I havent fapped in like a week and I had a dream where my penis opened up super scary wide at the peehole and screamed at me wtf

>>53045071
what's the knock out price/level if there is one
not incredibly familiar with turbo warrants
volatility seems to be your biggest enemy
good luck eurobobo

>>53045042
I locked in CDs from schwab at 4.8%

>>53045175
we are at the beginning stages of it, before the mass debt sell off event
that is what they're warning of
the 10yr jumping from 4% to 5% in a single day kind of event
however if there was to be this mass debt sell off, central banks would just announce huge bond purchasing
it's just whether the catalyst to lead to the meltdown is bigger than the Fed's power to print money and buy bonds ;)

>>53045199
pretty gay bullish for siga

>>53045175

>All I see is bond prices adjusting so that bond yields reflect the current rising interest rate environment.

duration? Bonds price in mean reversion months and years out

>FWIW, the ten year yield is still way too low for how high the FED funds rate is already

what if rates are 0% two years from now? What if CPI is -5% during a recession? You are telling me a 4% yield in a deflationary environment with negative real growth is underpriced? Because the bond market also has to price in the incoming recession

>>53045203
If it exceeds 3900 I'm dead.
Leverage : x50

Mumu about to get heemt at 460 degrees F

>>53044934
enters -.4

thread got real quiet. Wonder how many posters bought TSLA this morning when it was +4% for le epic short squeeze bounce

Kek Tesla baggies

>>53045306
gotta tend the garden

>>53045284
you have no idea how to cook prime rib if you are cooking it that high.

>>53045227
Did he have a seizure?

will spy baggie make it from last night?

>>53045306
Many anons bought calls at open . I cant imagine the heeming rn

wtf is up with SOXS it's unstoppable

TSLA might actually go under $100 before the year is over kek

>we're oversold

>>53045205
nice dude how much and what term?
I know i could have gotten a better return but i like it in my local bank with top notch customer service
Is it true that if you let it expire without giving instruction youll get the same term and rate over and over indefinately?

holy shit I'm a permabobo and even I was expecting a nice fakeout rally today with the worse-than-expected housing sales (which is good for softening inflation). It's just been relentless selling for weeks now. Maybe people are actually realizing a recession is baked in now no matter what jpow does or what the economic prints tell us, and this is the start of the great run-for-the-exits meme chart panic dump.

Will SOXL get delisted?

8.3 footposter will be vindicated
>>53045376
it was lagging indicator, everyone already could tell home prices had cool'd

I would like to bet against the canadian housing market next year
what's their DRV/SRS equivalent

the funniest fucking thing about this dump is that the iv rank for nvda and amd is still below 40

>>53045378
Reverse split

Now I'm done for the day fr

>>53045024
You can get 3.9% in Fidelity SPAXX and don't have to lock it up or anything. Any cash you're not using to degen trade that day just gets swept in and starts earning interest.

natural gas trading below $4.50
whew
83% storage in EU, above seasonal levels

SOXL price target for next year?

all the meme stocks are finally dumping the last month or so. the market is healing

Bought some TQQQ yesterday expecting a scam pump
Not today

>>53045376
>relentless selling
>up 4% for the last 3 months
lol

>>53045399
you just know

>>53045426
I feel like slurping but im scared dad

>>53045359
rsi is for faggots it can go much lower and much higher than you think

>>53045284
this looks incredibly disgusting

natgas keeps drilling, lol, lmao even

please bounce to 4.8...

>>53045398
there is HRED, but it also holds a lot of retail real estate

I held it for a month and sold it basically flat, it's very low volume too.

>>53045430
before or after the reverse splits

NasdACK under 10k when?

>>53045336
>Did he have a seizure?
This is how I imagine Americans "cooking"

>>53045175
Ask yourself why bond market participants would rather lock in rates at 3.9% apy for 10 years than lend to the fed overnight at 4.2% apy. When these speakers say yields spike uncontrollable that means there is a dash for cash (which doesn't exist because of how leveraged the system is). It's a game of musical chairs, but the fed manages the punchbowl, not the music.

>captcha: 8GS00N

>>53044469
Wtf happened? We were pumping just an hour ago
Is there news???????

>>53045401
I remember the baggie yesterday insisting that cannot happen because 'oversold' and 'no news' lol

>>53045486
it's what happens when parents don't teach their kids how to cook

>>53045503
things are just as bad as they were yesterday, that is all

Im the oil bro from yesterday. Suck it up. Its just fags

>VIX futures down
>market also down
...
I hate jews

damn that volume. Could see a temp bottom if fags actually capitulate and sell and we get a nice VIX spike

Welp I've decided to hike my 401k contributions yet again (just did a 10% hike last week for 2023). I'm gonna hike another 10% to round things off and cap it at that point till retirement time hits. It's an oddball amount now and while I could leave it alone till retirement time without any financial pain long term, if I can round it off why not?

>>53045503
Yea, Zelensky tongued my anus last night for more gibs

>>53045336
Just a zoomer frfr

>>53045503
Yeah recession bro. Where have you been in the last year?

SELL SELL SELL REDDIT SELL

>>53045450
Why is a technical indicator associated with homosexuality?

holy shit it's literally all red

>>53045000
>drop by almost 1/3
>a blip
lol

my normie brother who DCAs the market every month just asked me if its smart to buy TSLA and AAPL now

(I told him yes)

>>53045504
no news niggers are coping retards

>>53045551
Uh Visa is up .11% (for now)

Damn, mein Santa

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Go ahead, just try to point to some piece of new information that came out at 10:20 that was significant enough for literally the entire market to shit itself in a straight line down. There's absolutely no fucking reason for this shit anymore. God fucking dammit.

I sincerely hope you didn't buy the TSLA dip.

>>53045511
Well, you know, at least they're trying. If nobody else is around to teach you, your only options are to just never learn how to do it, or learn and accept that you'll fail a whole lot until you start to succeed.

>>53045408
What you trade today?

>>53045548
sorry sweaty the peer reviewed science proves it, but also it's just misleading because over sold and over bought aren't real

>>53045575

>>53045539
Ah yes we pump in early hours and dump later because we have been in recession for a year
Come on faggots, this is clearly a kike manipulation but there must be some news to justify it

>>53045554
A hat so small you can barely see it.

n-ew year rally?

Just sold my GUSH share, Rocker has disappeared and it's not looking like oil is actually going to have a rally soon.

>>53045575
The entire economy is collapsing for one. Most of the new homebuyers from the last three years are facing eviction in the next few months and rate hikes are going to keep coming in that time as well. The US dollar is being thrown to the curb by everyone else slowly but surely and millions are going to be laid off next year with very little further free money circulating after this month keeping these dying companies and fake tech startups afloat.

> Oil

81 brutally rejected , 80 brutally rejected , 79 brutally rejected, 78 brutally rejected...

>>53045596
what you trade today?

Good morning smg
I see that I have awoken to chaos
Nothing to fear
what will you be slurping on this fine day of dumping?

Up 15% today. Feels good.

>>53045575
Just because you can't see it doesn't mean the algos can't see it. Remember also that algos are not clouded by the prevalent cultural bias against the reality of precognitive intuition and thus trade not only on current information but also by peeking into probable futures.
If you aren't using remote viewing to make your trades, you're never gonna make it. Unless you're using a traditional divination method instead.

>>53045613
what

>>53045629
bobo rally

>>53045633
I bet Biden will give out more stimulus checks and bailouts to kick the can down the road and make sure everyone is doubly fucked

>>53044494
>>53044503
nice posts to open a thread to

>>53045629
no

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
We're recoovering

Bobos give mumus shit for "no news", "oversold" (oversold is an actual thing lol), but bobos keep talking about retarded crap like "Muh COVID lows"

>>53045629
Cope

>be bull
>watch port go to -30%
>be bear
>watch port grow back to +5%

It's really that easy huh

>>53045696
saved

>>53045488
>Ask yourself why bond market participants would rather lock in rates at 3.9% apy for 10 years than lend to the fed overnight at 4.2% apy.
#1 the "Overnight Reverse Repurchase Agreements" is only available to a select few market participants, a fraction of all of the bond market participants. so this isn't necessarily a question of "why aren't they?!"
#2 the award rate of that thing can be adjusted by the FED on a whim. check https://fred.stlouisfed.org/series/RRPONTSYAWARD and see that most of the time it ain't awarding anything. market participants can not plan long term on this as it's not intended to.
#3 adding onto #2 that many market participants would rather have a guaranteed 3.9% yield locked in for a full 10 years than the flexible mystery yield they'd be getting in that repo thing, if even available to them.
>there is a dash for cash
Only if it's the FED or other central banks being at the other side of the trade with freshly ex-nihilo generated currency; otherwise it's a zero sum game.
>>53045221
>we are at the beginning stages of it, before the mass debt sell off event
Sounds like "two more weeks"
>the 10yr jumping from 4% to 5% in a single day kind of event
Entirely depends on the volume such a move would've had. The jump from 4% to 5% interest rates would only affect the actual bonds that have either been issued at adjusted prices or have been traded in that move. The bonds that have not changed hands are unaffected as they keep on yielding according to what the current holder once paid for the bond itself.
5% yield would only apply for the exact number of bonds others would be willing to sell or newly issue to you. Could (and would) be a tiny minute fraction of the whole bond market.
No biggie.
>however if there was to be this mass debt sell off, central banks would just announce huge bond purchasing
Again, it's a zero sum game as long as there isn't central bank intervention as mentioned above.

I'll just not look at my portfolio

t. Oilsister

>>53045699
show me an oversold chart

Why are we dumping on no news?

>>53045722
Are you trolling or just retarded?

>>53045228
>what if rates are 0% two years from now?
I won't even

>>53045722
Just learn to stochastic RSI, retard

>>53045732
>he doesn't know

>>53045732
Because

I’m so tired

>>53045575
the dumping makes no sense.. probably because of tax loss harvesting other than that all the retarded shit permabobos are talking about are literal known information it comes down to basically hurr durr recession but if the CPI mid Jan is lower again all is forgotten and market pumps while bobos are too retarded to take gains after like -10% within weeks with no relief in between

>>53045732
>wHy ArE wE pUmPiNg On No NeWs
>wHy ArE wE dUmPiNg On No NeWs
You faggots are the worse

>>53045732
Same reason all year - negative speculation with leverage and insane algorithms dumping every time there's a spooky headline. It's absurd at this point, which gives me a bit of hope because I think we're close to the bottom, but it continues to destroy what little faith I have in humanity.

>>53045732
All I heard is something about COVID cases and Italy and China and 50% passengers on a plane have the coof and bla bla

>>53045754
>probably because of tax loss harvesting
What's the point of harvesting losses when you have no gains?

supreme quality copium, unlimited supply
just contact the "no news, this dump is fake" niggers

>>53045775
Point to the news then you fucking faggot. If it's so easy to see you should be able to easily explain it.

>>53045791
Do you not understand how retarded your attitude is? Are you going to be wailing about "no news" when the market rips your face off?

>>53045735
>>53045742
when you trade with rsi and it goes against you who is wrong? the indicator or the reader? oh look rsi is under 40 it must be oversold i must buy cheap calls, oh shit not it's under 30 must be over sold i'll buy cheap calls, oh shit now it's under 20 i better buy cheap calls, oh shit now it's under 10 this really must be the best entry. then there's no volume for recovery and ya get fucked. but i'm an option trader so maybe buy and hold common stock kids can actually see value in it.

>>53045699

Son, the market was inflated with printed money BEFORE the pre-covid highs. The repo market was upside down in a way that would have brought Earth to a screeching halt, so the central banks decided to 100x the printing press.

Literally nothing you have been told about economics is true

>He bought?

INTC must be pinned to 26 because of options this is crazy crabbish lol

>>53045787
you offset your gains with your losses so you pay less tax and your hedgie balance sheet looks "good" end of year.

If you faggots can't see how spy is bottomed here then you're dumb and should look at spy computer again

>>53045825

>>53045796
I'm on to you anon, you always come into these threads and talk shit like you're bitter but you're just trying to coax people into giving you good explanations of their thesis and shit. I'd really appreciate it if you'd find a less unbelievably annoying way to get answers/attention.

>>53045814
nope because i'm not trying to fight the Fed like a fucking dipshit

>>53045844
zoom out

>>53045779
Yeah they're loading in the covid fud. They were like "yeah so the chinese are dying all over and coofing all over, theyre reopening BUT SHHHOULD THE USA LET THEM SPREAD COVID AGAIN OR SHOULD WE PREVENT THEM FROM TRAVELING TO THE US OF A

>>53045844
Could just be halfway to a low retest

>>53045844
Bottomed but I guess I meant to say forming support but it's all the same desu

>>53045511
>he didn't put cornmeal on the paddle
WRECKED

IWM hasn’t made any money in 4 years

>well I know I could have sold over the last year and a half and lost way less
>but wow how that the market has shat itself I guess I better sell and push the market lower
The absolute state

>>53045842
You've missed my point. What gains are all these funds offsetting?
It's not like they hold coal or oil stocks.

>>53045719
>The jump from 4% to 5% interest rates would only affect
look at what happened in the UK this year just several months ago with a similar move in the gilt
pension funds leveraged to the tits to squeeze a large yield out of low interest rates
almost blew up the whole system before UK complete 180 and kicking out of Truss + central bank intervention

The meeting of the Fed presidents is underway and Jerome shifts uncomfortably trying not to let any emotion show as Lael is droning on about Modern Monetary Theory and how they need to print more. It's made exponentially more diffcult since he's naked from the waist down and the market is quietly deep throating him, the occasional "hukk hukk" sound faintly audible on the video conference. The other Fed Presidents slowly realize what is going on and as it dawns on them they express surprise then approval at Jerome's clear dominance over this troublesome market. Jerome casually interrupts Lael when she eventually mentions black unemployment, "Look Lael, we all appreciate your input on this but the minorities are at the highest employment ever. It's clear we need to continue with rate-". He grabs the markets head and slams her down to the balls. *cough* "Excuse me, rate hikes. That is what we promised the American people and we are damn well going to deliver, the market will be stronger". Jerome starts ejaculating down the market's throat as she instinctively swallows each load. "after we are done. That is the only path toward recovery and another bull market. We've made sacrifices for the covid hysteria and now it's time to unwind them." The majority of the other Fed presidents nod showing their approval not only for his strong monetary policy but also for maintaining his cool during business discussions while being not so secretly serviced. The video call winks out and Jerome finished, pulls his massive member out of the market. He gives her a hard slap, a bright red hand print appearing on her cheek within seconds and tells her to go put the largest plug she can find in her ass. Training the market has been tedious but well worth the effort.

>>53045892
portfolio managers use derivatives to tilt their risk. just because their core position of spx is down 30% doesnt mean they're down 30% on spx. they could have bought a lot of puts to keep the relative gain to -10% and then when they sell they reduce the gains from the puts at the same time.

You see this FUD they loaded in. All fucking month it was "china china china they need to reopen" now its like "china china china, i dont wanna die from covid 10.0"

>>53045887
cheaper premium for higher delta than spy, easy put swinger when shit growth pumps, especially when amc pumps

>#1
True, but these participants are broker dealers and serve as intermediaries to broader markets. If someone wants to park at the fed, they can use these participants as intermediaries for a small BP premium. Regardless, you are on the right track.
>#2
Extrapolate the question now with various durations. Why is the 1 month t-bill yield higher than 10y? Why are both under the 1y?
>#3
As you have said in #1 the fed only offers its services to select market participants. They can't inject money directly into the economy, they can only credit reserves to entities which have an account with them. We have a 2 tiered system where dollars are liabilities of the banks, and the fed only issues reserves. Reserves aren't currency for the real economy, as they can only spent at the fed's discount/rrp windows.

Keep digging around, you're on the right track. I used to think the same way.

>>53045927
Sooo it will keep going down or it's just a trick?

Loud smacks echo through the airy corridors of the large summer home in the Hamptons interspersed with squeals and moans. Jerome is holding an old school VHS recorder in one hand and covering his mouth with the other to hopefully keep from throwing up again. He tries to maintain his composure and steady the camcorder but the market fellating him, covered in his first upheaval, is not making it easy. The market gags and slurps his massive inflationary schlong, it gets larger with every print. The head going well into the market's esophagus with each stroke. Concentrating on his task at hand he pans between the three "participants", Janet Yellen, completely nude, skin hanging like rotted slabs of meat, is in the center on all fours, yelping like a bitch in heat while the biggest doberman pinscher Jerome has ever seen rails her dusty snatch mercilessly. Periodically Elizabeth Warren, dressed as a full blood Cherokee squaw, will pelt Janet with a whip when her moans die down. One particularly hard lash causes a curse of "Black unemployment!" to escape Janet's thin and obvious Jewish lips. Soon the doberman begins to near completion and thrusts his bulbous pecker to the base and knots Yellen causing a convulsion that looks to have killed the bitch, that or she passed out. Warren is cackling and prancing around then takes a giant piss on them both. Jerome has now seen it all, the other Fed Presidents won't fucking believe this shit, not even after that last hooker gang bang with them and the market. He puts his camcorder down and shoves the market's head forward hard to nut deep in her stomach. "Does this inflation FEEL transitory, you fucking slut?" he smirks and unloads as she starts to asphyxiate from lack of air.

>>53044598
>>53044565
it didnt work

>>53045856
Zoom out yourself, show me where it formed support like that and still went down
It hasn't done so at least since "Muh COVID lows"
If it rallies here (and I agree nothing is certain) then it will be going into higher lows territory

why are we dumping? we were crabbing earlier.
you retards need to stop selling. bull run soon.

>>53045887
iwm is the crabs wet dream

>>53045929
It “should” bottom ahead of everything else according to bear markets past no?

>>53045944
Meant for
>>53045719

>>53045929
wtf am I watching. I mean, I see what's happening but.. why? And why is everybody else just casually standing around for it?

>>53045722
Is the santa rally in the room with us right now?

>>53045927
but MUH NEWS
I need a post-hoc rationalization for every daily move.

>>53045959
Bad news is good news, but unfortunately no news is bad news.

>>53045959
Covid was declared a threat to the world again because china is reopening

>>53045924
I wish I knew how to hedge risk properly.

Jerome is going to slowly inch the interest rate cock into place. First he will prep the market by talking about it or having the other Fed heads mention it in interviews. His growing erection straining to be released from his pleated pants. The market will whimper a little and start to produce lubrication, maybe say to stop and try to push him away. At that point it's too late to resist, there's no running away from Jerome's bedroom. With lust in his eyes, nothing will deter Jerome from his task. He has come to put our financial woes to rest. To do that he'll have to take the market to a place it's never been before, a place of pain but also pleasure. He will open the market up with a small interest rate hike, just a teaser to the full event. Rub it around the outside and push gently at the entrance. There will be a yelp of pain and maybe a moan or kick. Soon the whole tip, a 0.5% hike thrust into the market prodding and stretching the first few inches. Probing deeper until there's a slight resistance of the market's hymen giving way. This is where the majority of the pain occurs, a little blood but Jerome can't stop now, he must finish this task. Pushing farther in each time, he finally feels himself bottom out the market with an eye rolling groan. Quickly, thrust after thrust will go fully in and out with load smacks as pelvis collides with pelvis, no whimpers or pleading will stop him. It will seem to the market like this period lasts forever, both parties will start to perspire and become desperate, panting and gasping for breath. Relief can only happen if the act is fully completed. Finally Jerome will explode deep into those depths with a loud final bestial grunt. The market will scream as stars dance across it's vision in simultaneous agony and ecstasy then promptly pass out, drooling and still twitching from aftershocks. Jerome will delve the market's nethers so thoroughly that it will feel empty after the final interest rate hike.

Also if you look at the monthly chart, if it ends Dec around where it is now, it will already be loving into higher lows

>>53045973
>why is everybody else just casually standing around for it?
Chinks will literally run over a baby in the street with a car and be like "not my problem"

>>53045980
WE LIVE IN AN EMOTIONAL WIND STORM KNOWN TO MANY AS THE STOCK MARKET AND TO THE FEW WITH INSIDER KNOWLEDGE. THEY CALL IT... THE BEAST.

>>53045732
We will be for awhile.
How about you do me a favor and tell me when there's GOOD news.

I wish I actually had margin in my account. I got absolutely heem'd on my MPW fills. paid a nearly 30% premium from the market makers to get in on it and now that its underlying has fallen 7% I am only up 15% on my position.

>>53045973
they are chinese. no empathy or emotion.

>>53045984
way too fuckin hard brah, just sell puts like me on good companies you dont mind holding.

majority of options expire worthless and short term ones are gambling

>>53045962
I'ma check it out thanks

panic buyers could keep tsla together. we bout to see an avalance.

The market is waiting and whimpering in anticipation for Jerome to defile it's deepest sectors with his schlong, veins pulsing with trillions of dollars of inflation. Very soon™ it will be time but first Jerome has to get the market ready for penetration, a little foreplay first. He'll spit on his interest rate dick and rub against the market's labia and clit meanwhile the other Fed presidents will whisper in the markets ear about how inflation is transitory and tapering will start. The market moans and commodity prices tumble while defensive sectors like utilities will cause the markets nipples to harden. Jerome smacks his lips and can't restrain himself from them, sucking and biting at them until the market is so aroused it can't help but grind against the interest rate bitch breaker smearing it with pussy juice. Jerome must do the needful otherwise inflation will overtake them both and then no one gets to cum especially not Bobo. He pushes the tip in gently and the market gasps in pleasure, tapering has begun. Bonds take a dip and smart investors buy it immediately claiming they slurped on an anonymous monkey hair braiding forum. Stocks rise trying to squeeze the last bit of gains before what comes next. Jerome's heart is pounding now, each heartbeat causing the veins to bulge as CPI skyrockets, milk and gas are both over $100 a gallon. There's no more time for waiting, Jerome thrusts deeper and gasps as the inner ridges of the market are stretched wide yielding to him. Interest rates are hiked, there's no going back, the market begins to cry from pain and corrects 20% suddenly. Unbeknownst to either, the door is open just a crack and a lustful Janet Yellen peeks through with a horrified expression, hands flicking her dusty bean furiously.

>>53045949
whoa black betty calm yourself

Vix sitting this one out for now, 3800 might be the volatility level.

One more thing I just noticed, if we close the month around here (again, a decent chance or this happening but not guaranteed) then we would be retesting the June lows on the monthly

And just like that, I'm losing all of my money again!

>>53046018

>union job
>good pay
>good benies
>retirement

I wish I could join a union

Good morning /smg/ sirs. Please do the needful and buy the dip. Thank you.

>>53046002
seems like a weird stock to buy options on. you arent getting the dividend?

>>53046039
The psychological inability to keep money in cash or equivalents is a real burden sometimes

>>53046039
At least your optimistic, i did sell CSCO this morning thanks to that one anon who called it. Im eyeing the Credit Suisse Anon atm.

>>53045965
this is babie's first bear market for me personally, so i'm not sure growth will be the first signal of a bottom, especially in these conditions i think it's more important to watch bond yields stabilize first

I am financially bored and started swing trading. When will I quit?

>already more volume than yesterday

this is gonna get messy

>>53046078
holy shit her hands are red

Idk how to stop Joe Biden from buying the dips on oil. Mother fucker needs to pay for his oil dump schemes.

I bought 100 tqqq yesterday and I shouldn’t have !

Jerome splashes water on his face in a seedy hotel bathroom and straightens his tie in the mirror, his right eye twitches a few times. He gives himself a shake and steps out of the bathroom. The scene is grim, needles and bongs litter the sleazy hotel room not to mention all the condoms and semen everywhere interspersed with the most rancid whores imaginable, the kind 2scoops would hire. All the Fed presidents, women included, just ran the biggest drug fueled train on the market imaginable. The market is whimpering in the corner about shrinkflation while jizz leaks out of every hole. Once the condoms ran out everyone just fucked the market raw, he smirks as he remembers the market begging them not to. Several of the other junkie prostitutes are passed out about the room and he has to step over them on his way out. It won't be long before they start to wake up and find the pile of dead chinese ones with Evergrande branded on their asses in the bathroom tub. Jerome walks over to the market and bends down and whispers, "Come back when you need more QE, bitch." and spits in her face. Smiling as he walks out he remembers he needs to return some video tapes. He heads down to the hotel office to pay them 9 billion dollars for the hotel stay on his fake CC under Hunter Biden's name. "What about black unemployment?" he says out loud on his way down, mimicking Janet Yellen's raspy old woman voice and laughs to himself.

>The game's up, Joseph. There are no more barrels left in that SPR.
Oh, come on, you don't think I'm gonna fall for that old trick?
>It's not a trick. There was one sale at Mr. Putin in the Ukraine; two for the midterms; two at the OPEC Saudis and one in response to Xi's telegram.
That's not six.
>One plus two plus two plus one.
Uh-uh, there was only one sale announced for the midterms. That's one plus two plus *one* plus one.
>Even if you were right, that would be one plus one plus two plus one, not one plus *two* plus one plus one.
Okay, fine. One plus two plus one... Shut up! The point is, there is one sale left in this salt dome and guess who's gonna get it!

>>53046078
i'm not a woman so i dont know but i feel like there has got to be a better way to do laundry in the winter

>>53044737
This chart is rigged. Of course sales are low, rares are high, old buyers won't sell. Materials are high. Builders don't want to build. Fuck "data scientists" that make bullshit charts like this. what a crock of shit.

>>53046107
I think you were the anon from yesterday

>>53046053
It's a scam stock, they are pulling accountant tricks to avoid telling people how underwater their tenants are. Their largest tenant is said to have made a "profit" while similar tenants in the same literal city posted their largest losses ever. They pumped on news that their largest tenant and them agreed to extend their tenancy for a year.. I shorted on that rumour pop and paid $1.75 for the $13 january 20 put. It since fell 7% from my buyin but I only was able to exit at 2.07$. Still a decent profit, but because of the premium I paid of 50c or more for the option got eaten by the MM to hedge their risk.

Welcome to Coomer's Anonymous. Jerome you are first.
>Hi everyone, my name is Jerome and I love to coom.
(Everyone): Hi Jerome.
>Cooming is more than just an addiction to me, it's my job. I have to coom in the market or inflation won't be transistory. I have to coom in bonds yields or the US will default on it's debt. Who's going to coom in bonds? Yellen? Warren? No, it is my patriotic duty to coom in all your investment vehicles. It's what makes uranium futures for physical delivery glow green. You need my coom. I can't stop for the good of the American people.
Jerome, you don't seem to understand, this is a recovery grou-
>No YOU don't understand. WHO IS GOING TO COOM IN THE S&P500? Trump? No his dick is tiny like a childs and Biden only fingerbangs kids these days and that's when he remembers the current year.
Bu-
>I know I know, it's not good for me to be cooming in every derivative and I think I got a STD from the gangbang with bitcoin and those defi sluts. Agh, those are some dirty birds. Cooming in the shorts makes me feel the best, they never last long and if they get margin called while you are inside they tighten up like a fucking vice. You want a bull market you got to coom bull amounts. I inject pure testosterone directly into my dick. I've had erections that last days if not weeks. I do it for the little frog guys that can't get a gf to coom in much less coom in TSLA. If not me then who?
You seem to have some self-sacrifice issues with this, what about the other Fed Presidents? You don't have to carry all this cooming weight. How long does your heart have left?
>Fuck. You are right. I'll be lucky if I make it to 2023 when I promised interest rate increases. I'm not stopping though, I will coom this market around one way or another, so help me God.
Hmm, okay clearly we have some work to do. Who do we have next... Mr. Bobo? This can't be right.

>>53045983
>>53046093
There is no fucking volume, what are you talking about??

>>53046131
Yeah that’s me. I guessed there would be a small bounce today or tomorrow

>>53045575
>He thinks news moves the market
>He thinks the market moves for no reason
Do you even supply & demand, bro?

JEPI or keep cash in money market fund?

>>53046078
Thanks for hanging my clothes in a blizzard and catching frostbite you dumb bitch. If you fall into the ice next time I'm not saving you.

>>53046150
maybe tomorrow, today is the last day to sell for tax loss harvest
retard

>>53046121
The real sale has always been with NATO all along. Kek.

>>53046162
>>53046162
>>53046162

>>53046142
>They pumped on news that their largest tenant and them agreed to extend their tenancy for a year.
I thought the news had something to do with the tenant getting a yuge extension bailout from their creditors?

>>53046142
oh ok i assumed you were long
i dont short without puts either but the premiums are always retarded on the good shorts, but that's the price you pay for not taking on infinite risk

>>53046177
I'm not clicking that shit there's still room for another post here

>>53046183
oop either way I trusted snail anon on them holding some real stinky real estate

>>53046190
Poopy bum

The "they don't think line go down but it do" episode of /smg/ is pretty entertaining I will admit

I think tesla is way fucking oversold. Short term calls might print pretty well no? Still going down but damn all the indicators are flashing that it is due for a relief pump.

Option premiums are pretty fucking stupid though.

>>53046196
I could be wrong but yeah, considering the rate hikes and imminent recession that was a real curve ball. Nothing wrong with listening to anon tips, but you gotta plan your profit taking *and* stop loss exits because even the best plays aren't a sure thing.

>>53046171
Love you

>>53046002
What brokerage?

>>53046171
>>53046255

who the fuck needs to tax harvest losses this year lmao everyones fucking down

>>53046142
Where does one go to learn information like this on stocks and funds?

>>53046163
Value stocks had a strong bear market rally and now have a long way to fall. Money market is the better bet right now.

>>53044469
>new thread
>300 posts in
>just spam 0 interaction
fucking hate generals

>>53047873
you are posting in an old thread too btw

>>53047917
how do the zoomers keep up...

>>53044527
I wanna nut on her if you know what I mean

>>53044565
But they aren't the same color. They are when you cover up the obvious black and white shading which isnt the same.

>>53049440
nuts are food