/biz/ - Business & Finance

Should I msg some chick I know about doing something for new years?

>futures

what the fuck, youre still capped to $6000 in contributions even if you do a backdoor roth IRA? this is so fucking gay, what the FUCK? i thought traditional IRAs had no contribution limits, arent they just non-corporation sponsored 401ks?
FUUUUUUUUUCK

>>53040216
Omg is that true lies?

>>53040261
>Eh thought eh would be allowed to retire?

I've lived in Michigan my entire life and the one thing I am fucking sick of is the fact there is constantly a 20 mph wind 24/7. Never lets up. Just getting blasted in the ass by unforgiving winds year round. Can someone tell me the least windy place on the planet so I can move there please. Wind is the gayest fucking thing to ever exist.

Natty gas is getting sent to the shadow realm. Glad my BOIL order never filled.

steel chads we're gonna be rich once china opens up again

>>53040277
>least windy place
antarctica

>>53040274
holy shit, this is insane. thank god i work in ze pod

SPY is a gay stock

FUCK bears.

You motherfuckers are so dumb it actually makes me sad sometimes. But the rest of the time I'm just laughing at how retarded you are. Imagine unironically believing all the stupid shit bears have freaked out about in the last year. Muh Evergrande. Muh bond yields. Muh Ukraine. Muh Japan. Lmao it would be slightly less pathetic if you were just trolling. See you in a year or two when all this red garbage is just a blip on the charts.

>>53040277
>googles least windy place in US
>right next to me

>>53040308
cope

>>53040313
Brb moving to Mississippi

Did another reading tonight. I chose Temperance and Wheel of Fortune ahead of time. Temperance represents the economy, and Wheel of Fortune represents wealth, eg together they are "the state of the economy"

>7 of pentacles: Money, business, barter
>Moon: Hidden enemies, danger, deception, error
>Hierophant: Alliance, servitude, mercy, "the man to whom the Querent (the economy) has recourse"

>2 of swords (r): Imposture, falsehood, duplicity
>9 of cups (r): Truth, loyalty, liberty, or imperfections
>10 of swords: Temporary success, power, or profit

My interpretation is that a secret alliance was made between two or more entities, whether they be banks, countries, individuals, etc. As a consequence of this, we can expect many lies and only a temporary relief to the current economic conditions. They will try to spin it as under control and solved, only for it to unwind at a later date. Overall, this reading feels bearish.

Stocks will never go up again
>>53040192
Better than doing nothing

>>53040173
My nigga is forklift certified and doesn't even drive his forklift to work

>>53040192
surprise her

>futures

We getting another giga dump across tech stocks like Tesla and AMZN again on Wednesday?

Merry new years bears. I was underperforming qqq all year till this months gains. Still up 45x since 2020

>>53040308
If you discard any weird super AI efficiencies we would be in for a great depression. Technology is barely keeping this meatshit world from falling to trash from mismanagement from governments and elites

women owe me sex

>>53040573
Weak minded
Women should owe you debt after sex

>>53040510
I'm short all week. Its still on average a sinking ship. Pivoters are on their 5th PIVOT BUY cycle and deep in the red

Loading TSLA calls tomorrow, there's no way this shit goes under 100

> OIL

Why i didnt sell at $81??? Fml

>>53040644
Bro, I've been telling myself this everyday and it's dropped 80 over the month. I'm buying puts, idc what happens tomorrow

>>53040277
Just moved to Michigan a few months ago. Not really all that windy where I live. Maybe stop being a bitch?

>>53040173
Desla ded?

Lean hog bros who is laughing now?

>>53040731
Wow. Congratulations, you just moved to the top of the list of /smg/ bussies I need to take. Even above scoopsies. Glad you live close.

theres no way tsla contiune to dump more.

>>53040802
Watch it hit 95.6 tomorrow

>>53040802
>Cathie Wood of $ARKK has bought 25,147 shares of $TSLA today.
Not until she stops.

>TSLA down by double digits
>BTC dumps later in the day
Is Elon liquidating his personal btc stash?

He baked

It's so windy...

>>53040216

>>53040882
A lot of people own crypto and Tesla stock together. I think it's more likely for a negative cascade than more typical springback effects this week

I miss scoopsies.
I hate this general.
See you tomorrow.

https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=gQn2xzLLSyo&feature=share

Playing Dwarf Fortress while watching futures crabbing/dumping feels pretty surreal

>>53041002
but i love u john-chan, also did santa get you anything

>>53041002
scoops ded

What's the play for amc and ape? Puts on AMC till merger?

>>53040948
This but unironically. That was fucking kino.

>>53041023
I'm selling $4 puts for next year, the premium is insane. Even if they're assigned my CB is so low I can wait for a retard pump or sell ITM calls.

>>53040644
it will dip too 88

https://youtu.be/sLLQFLXz6VE
>futures

Futures are green... pump at open?

>futures

>futures

Not falling for this shit, it was green yesterday only for major dumping by close.

>tesla down 72.72%
How does anyone believe Elon is any kind of genius?

>>53041202
Down by YTD I mean obviously

back to back bart charts

>>53041210
The one starting Nov 10 is gonna be a very violent fill

WHEN in the absolute FUCK is EURUSD going to collapse? I'm getting sick of this fucking bullshit.

Sheep owe me sex.

>>53041315
That's not right

>>53041210
what is this tiktok trend called?

>Henry Ford
>Elon Musk

Why do they hate engineers?

List some biotech innovators I can buy at the bottom here that aren't gingko or twist. Should I just go with thiel's pick even if it had covid contract juice?

>>53041202
He doesn't control price. Every single innovative tech that attracts the public interest becomes a bubble mania if you read market history for past 200 years. There is nothing he can do to stop a bubble. Spacex would and will have the exact same overvaluation too. It's a certainty of the market to have bubbles

>>53041315
A fellow new zealander I see

intense speculation on financial markets, a common occurrence in innovation booms (e.g., Scheinkman, 2014), disconnects the responses of stock prices and real outcomes to an innovation.

We establish the disconnect empirically and propose a theory that explains its structure. Two main facts emerge in the data during bubbles. First, the impact of an innovation on the stock price of its creator increases by 40% relative to the real outcomes it will generate. Next, even though innovation in a firm damages profits of its competitors, these negative spillovers have no impact on the stock prices of the competing firms.

Yields....

>>53041420
Basically two things to look for in any innovation cycle. Competitors do not price in any losses to the new competition early enough and become overvalued. The innovator also becomes overvalued on average as public interest peaks

>>53041311
There is no reason to hold any currency other then USD

>>53041338
Engineers are inherently anti Semitic

>>53041379
Literally find one at phase 1 and buy a put against it. Most Biotech fails in phase 2, and most don't make it past phase 1.

>>53041422
I see this shit posted in every thread. What does this mean?

>>53041484
when the future looks bright, the blue line should only go up so Douki can easily lie under the curve.
when it goes down like that it means bond holders don't see good returns in the stock market ahead, so they're holding onto their bonds.

the deeper the 10y goes under the 3m and the longer it stays there the more shit is fucked

i'm going to sleep see ya at the bell

>>53040308
Sounds like you've invested more than you could afford to lose and have very heavy bags.

>>53041466
Based. DXY will rise again my brother.

My new hobby is cyberbullying the tranny government shills that have taken over /k/. How do I profit from this?

>futures

Another dumping day

>>53041695
Just tell them that you wont eat the corn syrup

>>53041586
>oh you go off gwid huh now american lazy? You not evan faaaaarm own frog!
B'AYS'T farmer of aquatics

>>53040851
thanks cathie for bankrolling twitter

>>53041750
Arkk expense into Cathie's pockets is 56m a year and she made over 100m in 2021. She is a great investor but arkk buyers not so much

BUDDY LOOK AT NASDAQ FUTES

>>53041790

>>53041825
Melvin capital is the best example now. Net underperform spy since inception and I think the fees added up to over 850 million since inception

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>53041860
noice

nat gas bros..............

>>53041586
Amazing how japs have no muscle at all

I am 6ft 200lbs lean and I dont even work out

Tesla is the greatest company to exist. I invested $15 million into Tesla at $540 per share and holding strong. I’m down $12 million and doubling down. I mortgaged my house and convinced my parents to dump their life saving retirement in the stock today. Price target is $2,000.

There are 7.8 billion people in the world. If each one of them bought a $80,000 Tesla that equals $626,960,000,000,000 in revenues. Tesla can easily take 100% of the car market share. Multi-trillion valuation baby. Shorts are going to get squeezed so freaking hard.

Tesla market cap in 2025 will be worth more than the US GDP and China GDP combined. Get ready longs. Tesla is the King stock. No better company to ever exist.

Put your kids college fund into Tesla and thank me 3 months from now.

Spain getting a shitload of stimmies sounds incredibly bullish for inflation to skyrocket kek

>>53040265
kerch straight bridge attack

The Tesla's are dropping my basterd

Tesla was worth $184 exactly one month ago.

>>53042255
Uhhhhh..... Oh..

>>53042255
Still going down a lot premarket. It's a sight for sore eyes even though I'm not on the short side. Would love to buy some puts if it DBCs

>>53042429
Uhhhhh..

>>53042437
wait wtf was that

>>53042446
Think that was the bottom

>>53042446
lol

anyone see tesla retard pump to $117 for a few seconds? kek. some turbo pump foreshadowing for today imo

>>53042456
Yep
Let's hope

>>53042429
Can I use you as a contraindicator in future please?
Feel free to use a tripcode or something, you have my authorization

>>53041967
WE TOLD YOU NOT TO GET WIDOWMADE AND YOU MAY BE.. WIDOWMADE

why do jews ignore China reopening? you would expect US (especially tech) to rally for muh supply chains? instead you see only bearish sentiment

What's the better tail hedge: VIX calls or SPX puts?

>>53042488
>tail
fuck off furry pervert

>>53042478
>keep citizens in concentration camps
>let them free
>half the population gets sick
>now citizens are in hospitals
Besides, the macro hasn't changed. Tech is still going to go into the shitter. Tech overall really didn't get heemed from the China shit, only China names did. No reason to rally.

>>53042478
Ching Chong reopening + the small possibility of a Jewkraine peace summit in Feb-March 2023 + Fed Pause soon(tm) + the prolonged oversold blowout recently + bobotards everywhere grave dancing and getting euphoric + a very strong gut feeling is why I'm bullish

what do you think of the microsoft activision deal?

https://news.microsoft.com/2022/01/18/microsoft-to-acquire-activision-blizzard-to-bring-the-joy-and-community-of-gaming-to-everyone-across-every-device/

>microsoft offers to buy shares at $95, all cash start of 2022
>gets blocked
>ATVI is at $75 currently

>>53042522
I hate Activision marginally more than I hate Microsoft so I think it's awesome they might get bought out and have another company do with their IP as they wish like they mogged them so hard their wife left them. However Microsoft will absolutely run all of that new IP into the ground because they've gotten bloated, lazy, and hire out critical work for important IP's to shitty developers because they're trying to do way too much at one time - and Gamepass is a complete and total cancer on multiplayer gaming no matter how much money it makes them and they still refuse to segregate Gamepass players of titles into their own lobbies (they are always broke children that are insufferable).

>>53042030
Ah shit tesla will be green today

>>53042478
China reopening is bullish for Chinese stocks and commodities. For everything else it's neutral if not bearish.

The logic goes China economic growth -> inflationary pressure -> Fed keeps rates high -> stocks (esp. growth) go down.

I hate the jews so fucking much.

>>53042555
if you have more supply due reopening while fed crushes demand then inflation is going down not up

>>53042564
Bless you.

>>53042555
>China economic growth -> inflationary pressure
WEEWOO WEEWOO

>>53042564
The only thing greater than my hatred for the Jews is my love of God, the All, the Great I AM, the Source and Root of All, the Beginning and the End, the Eternal Father, the Divine Oneness. It is fact that Jews as we know them worship Satan and it shouldn't be any wonder why they have suffered on this Earthly plane time immemorial and will continue to suffer ad infinitum.

>>53042599
you forgot something anon...

>>53042567
China has still been producing goods this whole time as far as I know. What's going to change is investment and consumption, which will increase demand for inputs like oil.

>>53042581
Copper prices jumped about 15% when they announced restrictions were being loosened.

>>53042621
Is there anything Holocaust-American love more than casually suggesting people take mind altering pharmaceuticals?
Not really, no.

Bulls, today is going to be one for the history books. All the pieces are aligning beautifully. And the dollar will be the final Christmas star that will light the fuse

Why is TSLA going up?! Don't you people know Elon Musk is attacking JOURNALISTS on twitter?
He's a threat to democracy!

>>53042621
Spare me. Fuck off.
>>53042657
No. It's a projection of their own illness of mind. You'll never meet a more neurotic, frantic and unstable individual than a Jew. Truly a cursed "people".

Let me guess anon.. you bought TSLA puts yesterday

Sounds like there's a nationwide ban for Tiktok in the making

https://twitter.com/unusual_whales/status/1607994255217229827

I wonder how bullish this shit would be for sites like YouTube?

>all this talk of tesla and tech melting down
>nobody has noticed LLY has become one of the most overextended boomer stock

>>53042741
Every TikToker wants to be a YouTube in their heart of hearts and not only does YouTube have a lucrative monetization model, TikTok pays nothing (their Creator Fund is a joke that pays out a pittance and is generally only reserved for their top 1% creators). Bullish for YouTube shorts and creators who are already creating on YouTube when they get the a massive influx of new viewers.

>>53042761
I also want to see the aftermath of tiktok getting banned. so many kids, teens and young adults are addicted to that bullshit, so there could be riots over it kek

>>53042741
More bullish for SNAP I'd say.
Though it does appear that YT is attempting to position itself in the "social" media sphere by implementing @s for usernames recently.
It's hilarious to watch these idiots parrot jew shit against Elon, buying twitter is a 700IQ move, broadcast media is the lynchpin of today's world.

Good news everyone! I've invented a device that let's you lose money on stocks while reading this in my voice.

bwos.. do i buy tesla?

Ruh roh Tesla baggies, the premarket pump is fading

is there some technical issue with this webpage?

Tesla was clearly oversold. Now there's a gap to fill to 180. Don't bet against the smartest man in the world.

>>53042871
quality TA there buddy

>>53042844
Dont do it anon.
Still overvalued af. They produce shitty liion batteries and electric motors. Technology that is around for literally 100 years. There is no real inovation in battery powered cars.

>buy when everything is down
>keeps going down

>>53042910
Oh i forgot,
Unless they develop a battery that weighs 100kg and is good for 500km of range and costs 3-5k to produce.
Im an electrician and it amazes me most people think that you can cheat physics.
100-200kW chargers are now the norm and nobody realises that you need full blown substations to power even a few of those. We are talking armthick wires and hundreds of amps. Charging a 100kw/h battery in 10 minutes would require insane amounts of power.

>>53042741
Instagram Reels is supposedly the most direct analog and biggest beneficiary of a TikTok ban. I’d like to see what platform the bulk of TikTok users also have accounts on, as Instagram feels like a more natural place for those users than YouTube, but that’s just my feeling

TLT green

Thus green day?

>>53042939
>your idea is stupid
>literally all car manufacturers are tripping over one another to copy your idea
hmmm
mmm
mm
m

>>53042939
For anyone wondering thats the power to keep 75 single family homes running for an a whole day.

>>53042953
Because they are forced by regulations.
Atleast in germany

>>53042947
>instagram

I thought only milfs and indians cared about insta? I doubt that many zoomers use that shit like facebook.

Where is the SKYT fella? I have some thing to discuss with him... in person.

>>53042989
I always wonder why people shill things at their peak, I was thinking about picking up some SKYT now

>>53040173
Good morning /smg/. Are we enjoying this great weather

>>53043000
I bought at ~$8 and only $200 worth I was mainly just jesting around. I knew the risk but wanted to get some shares. Might buy $200 more. Definitely a 10x or going to zero so I think it's a fair bet.

>>53042967
Are you implying your regulator overlords are stupid?
You're gonna get vanned.

>>53036543
>>53036543
>>53036543
of course TSLA rises today.. of course it does..
brb - going to go kms

It’s happening again..

>>53043151
They are saying their crematoriums are running 24/7 again now

https://www.reuters.com/world/china/chinese-hospitals-extremely-busy-covid-spreads-unchecked-2022-12-28/

>>53043161
>(((They)))

I heard you guys like buying the dip.

What are you buying this week?

>>53043177
Intel

Got gold?

https://www.straitstimes.com/business/suddenly-everyone-is-hunting-for-alternatives-to-the-us-dollar
https://cdn-ceo-ca.s3.amazonaws.com/1hqo69i-Zoltan27thDec22.pdf

there are over 300 fruit flies in my apartment and I dont know why. Im going to commit fly genocide now. inshalla

>>53041586
what is she feeding chickens with, the green stuff?

>>53043135

>>53043208
you have maggots somewhere in your abode bro

>>53043196
write puts instead

>>53043135
rip anoncito. i bought 30m ago, you died so i can fly. we're down to maybe 10 anons now

>>53040261

>imagine thinking they would ever let the goyim save for retirement on their own.

Even if you max out your Roth IRA every year from high school till 65 and invest “prudently” in boomer funds you will still not have nearly enough to retire.

You will live in the pod, own nothing, eat the bugs and work till you die.

>>53043249
I dont have enough uninvested capital to write puts right now. It’s all shares and leaps for me

>>53043161
This is just what should have happened 2 years ago. Nobody has immunity because they locked down for so long. Guidance should be to let it run its course, but y’all let psychopaths gain power.

>>53043197
interesting, I try to buy commodity stocks with strong balance sheets and a divi 5%+ getting paid to wait for happenings, might just buy some defence stocks but feel like I've missed the boat on them this year being too focused on oil and miners

>>53043020
Dope

>>53043274
i just use margin for puts if they get exercised

Tesla is the last thing to bottom out, it’s the final boss so to speak.

>And you have tiny testicles!
oh no he's gone rogue

>>53043295
someone said that to me 3 months ago in september. "everything has taken a huge shit except tesla" or something along those lines, and how after it collapses you will know the economy is healing and ready for another bull run

TSLA to 300 at least

Is there any chance we see 389 on SPY today? If we close there I’ll make 10k

>>53043326
It’s 3.86% probability to close at 389 currently with the price and volatility of this second. 2.4% for 390. +- 2.44$ move today in SPY is priced in.

>>53043295
No, aapl needs to do the next big dump. That’s the final boss

Yea leanhogbros. I’m thinking we are back!

>>53043372
Wow that was helpful. I guess I’ll close the spreads at open. I have the 387-389 call debit spread, just for funsies. Only like $300 to maybe make 10k

>BOIL almost $19

god it looks so juicy bros...

>>53043208
dropped a piece of fruit somewhere probably under fridge or stove

>>53043214
Looks like duckweed. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lemnoideae
I have actually been thinking of starting a side biz farming that.

>>53043464
Jews fear the bathtub duckweed farmer

>>53043377
Apple actually does shit and has a resilient business. Tesla is the king of the bubble.

PAPA ELON CAN YOU TWEET ABOUT SAVA SO WE CAN GET A SQUEEZY SQUEEZE GOING ON THANK YOU PAPA ELON GIVE ME A SQUEEZEY CHUNGUS

>>53043464
interdasting...

>>53043404
>33x on a small debit spread
might want to check your math

>>53043404
Depending on when you bought them and how they are doing you may be able to trade them into a profit by closing the short leg on a dip and then getting a pop higher to juice the long side. For a sale. 389 is very low probability and that’s why the payout is outsized. Probability of profit directly correlates to the risk / reward. Any spread that pays 1/1 is about 50% probability and the more it’s skewed either direction in profit / risk the higher or lower the probability goes. So risking 1 to make ten is going to be generally around a 10% probability you are risking 3 to make 100 so around 97% failure. That’s not where I pulled the probabilities I gave you earlier. I got them straight from the options prices and volatility but what I just said it a way to eyeball it that gets you damn close.

It’s a simple way to conceptualize how options are priced and understand the risk reward of what you are actually doing. At least in simple spreads.

everybody is gonna swap to tsla calls at open, and it'll immediately tank to below 100

WHOA BLACK BETTY

I miss 2020 and 2021. This is lame.

>>53043464

London canals are full of that stuff in summer, dogs are always falling in because they think it's a lawn

> $SPX/$SPY is being pinned at $3850 due to JPM playing games with futures and options markets... a $1+ Trillion on a weekly expiry this Friday Dec 30th.

>>53043504
yeah just buy a $2 wide spread for .06, but as >>53043525 mentioned, the probability is low. ill probably buy cheap call spreads each day this week bc i think reddit is short

FUTURES NO!!!

>>53042951
I'm wrong?

I just got some MCD breakfast. The workers were friendly. The food and pricing were decent. The orange juice didn't taste like concentrate shit. So I'll be using my Peter Lynch intuition and buy MCD.

>>53043652
how many days have we had green futures all night only to dump into open

>>53043652
pro tip: today is gonna be an exact replica of yesterday, just smaller dip in the morning

Time to buy BOIL

It's been dumping for 2 weeks now straight. I can't go short now it would be the stupidest move ever.

>>53043720
thank you for your sacrifice

>>53043208
Check the draining rack in your kitchen, you probably threw some food stuff there while you were cleaning the dishes and the underside is infested by maggots.

Either that or your trash bin needs cleaning.

>>53043208
put out some bowls of vinegar

>unemployment is not high enough

>>53043462
>>53043736
>>53043758
thanks bros I've found the reason why there are so many of them. apparently not taking out your trash for 3 weeks turned the trash bin into a maggot mega city. I might resort to using fire to solve the problem.

>sqqq will never be at $488,576 ever again
When should I unload these bags?

Why is nat gas dumping again?

Ticker: DXY is consolidating nicely.

What’s the most certain way to make the most gains in 2023? From opening what position exactly?

poopoo peepee market

Why do the Jews hate progress so much? Or is it that they just don't like being in control. All I'm seeing is good news but the Jews hate good news especially because they haven't the balls to try infiltrate China after what they did to the nuyghrs.

China opens up, Europe cheers and then the Jews try to suppress all growth when it's wall street trading time.

We'll see it again in 20 minutes.

>>53043787
How bout clean up your messy ass place and not be a lazy slob faggot? That way you don't have to burn your shithole pod down

Why is the forest quiet (talking about VIX and SPY).

>>53042488
>long VIX
>as a hedge
>in 2022
lmao, have you not been paying attention?

>>53040173
the girl in the back is cuter

>>53043866
because the small hat tribe is still on vacation. also tax loss harvesters cant buy for 30 days, and a lot of people are waiting for '23 to buy

>>53043846
Wait for the bounce and go all in SPY 350 puts for mid year.

>>53043867
Yea I heard the admirable jewish people took over and broke the vix early this year

>>53040173
How we feeling bros? Another dumpy day? At this point im up for further drops to buy the dip for next bullrun.

>natgas

>>53043900
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>53040802
>theres no way tsla contiune to dump more.
things crash from oversold levels. TSLA has been oversold for a little while already and is still crashing

>>53043858
There are no jews

I thought I was smart buying KOLD around $10 and selling it at $14 and now it's $25

>TSLA's stock price pre-covid was ~24$

holy fuck that's where its going

>>53043962
I don't see why not, but I also am not gonna take the risk in shorting a cult.

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>53041330
gay

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>53040277
I visited traverse city last summer it was beautiful. It was so cool how it was basically just woods if you drive like 5 minutes out of town. shit would be so creepy walking around at night.

Looks like TSLA deadcat won't even last through market open.
RIP

>>53043962
Imagine owning tesla at $24 a share, I would coom

>>53044013
Look at that volume

BLODDY BOBO BENCHOD

I KNOW WHAT THIS IS!!

TSLA puts at open is free money

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

>>53042519
Forgot to add Initial Jobless Claims tomorrow will probably come in very hot and bring the Fed Pause closer

brehs when does ibbros give their tax figurines for me on this years wheeling and dealings.

does it take long?

Kek Tesla baggies

what a wick
outstanding

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

SELL REDDIT SELL

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

SANTA CLAUS RALLY!!!!

>>53041330
Waste time and brainwash the American public operation 4. ho wei shizu.

>>53044066
Hmm?
Didn't you already do this once itt

its time to go all in on tqqq

SANTA CLAUSE IS IN THA HOUSE TONITE
EVERYBODY JUST HAVE A GOOD TIME

>bear markets aren't real
>recessions have been canceled
>depression cant happen because its racist
It's going to be ok, right Anons?

Hypothetically,

Let's say someone is going to spin a wheel and invest $35 per day in one of the following tickers:
A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, INTC, J, K, L, M, NVDA, O, PLUG, QQQ, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, Z

Alternatively, that person invests $5 into each of these every week as they allow for fractional shares.

Which strategy will make me millions?

sell everything

>>53044111
Trips + bullish sentiment acknowledged

Let’s do this Reddit!!!!!

>>53044111
checked

>>53041586
is frog farming profitable, not as a food source but a pest control as in flies, bugs and mosquitoes

>>53044096

It's green again
I'll post kek baggies again when it goes red again

>>53044122
>being a bearchad literally makes you whiter
Makes sense

>>53044109
It was a decent burn but I've seen it no less than a dozen times already today and it's not even lunch yet.

boil is at $19. wtf...

And down TSLA goes for the day, you did load up right?

>>53044109
Holy fuck is that real? Fucking brutal takedown

Late Christmas present just arrived!

>>53044160
>Down
Are you in the upsidedown right now , troon?

natgas...

>>53044182
Yeah whoever runs that poor retarded girl's twitter unleashed the burn there

>>53044153
>>53044182
No you idiots it's supposed to be HER email. She just self pwned

yep that was the TSLA bottom yesterday

hope you slurped

Finally dumped my YANG bags, now i'm sure it'll pump to all time highs. I am at peace with it.

fuck NVDA

>>53044228
>TSLA bottom yesterday
Not a chance. The market isnt anywhere near a bottom.

>>53044238
buying NVDA

>>53044238
based anon do the needful and bring soxl below 8 again

>UPST dumps even on green days
this shit is going to 0, isn't it

>During the past 13 years, NVIDIA's highest PE Ratio without NRI was 101.55. The lowest was 13.31. And the median was 36.30.
nvda below this price is a discount

>crab market

>>53044238
>shorting it after a straight 25% drop

>>53043586
so, where does jpm want spy to expire?

The day I was about to do puts for tesla, this fucking shit happens

>>53044196
yeah i'm inhaling a ton of copium right now

Bears have grossly overstayed their welcome
Grow up, cool it with the schadenfreude

How are my little bobos doing?
You did short the bottom didn't you?

>>53044280
well now they're cheaper

Oversold as fuck. 400 end of year is in the cards.

>>53044182
>>53044217
lol I'm sure she tweets @ every rapper about their small cocks every time they pose next to a Lambo.
www.reddit.com users pls go back
and once you get there start a fire

Early bake anon where are you

And just like that, I am making money again!
I'm sorry!

>>53044122
nigger getting more lightskined as the gibs disappear

I haven't been here since February but I just want to say I'm going to buy $3k of VTSAX for my Roth.

>GME

i fomoed in at the top and went long with a huge leverage . Did i made a mistake?

>>53044229
this is why we beat hippies

anon, your shorts

>>53044323
He's starting to visibly glow

BUDDY LOOK AT GAMESTOP COMPUTER

>>53044334
sweaty, we're in a recession

Who buying boil like a boss

>>53044366
lol

>>53044193
Is that a highland cow? I fucking want a farm of those. That's the dream.

>>53044330
>>53044366

I like how NVDA still has a PE of 60 ahead of a nasty unpredictable recession and general sector weakness
This bitch is too privileged

>>53044330
>GME
>There is still a GME general and subr*ddit
>There are still people who think some big thing is happening next month
Perfect example of how dumb people are.

>>53044387
>>53044395
no

>>53044408
Its the last golden bull to fall.

DOSHTA
BOBOOO

>>53044437
this if the reaper came from tsla it will come for nvidia

>>53044454
Kino post

>>53044469
>>53044469
>>53044469
fuck gme baggies

>>53044457
The pain ends when cathie madoff is liquidated

The sell off on tsla is still brutal. Can you feel it.

i swear this market gets gayer with every passing day. what the fuck is this shit? the chart looks like a fucking earthquake

>>53044229
the shit motherfuckers will go through to get some pussy

>>53042926
just don't buy memes

>>53042910
the innovation is all in the drm and spying tech. teslas are basically cattle trackers on wheels. its internet connected and has cameras and mics everywhere and if you were to say something bad about musk it can be disabled remotely but even if that didn't happen you still need an internet connection to start it if you aren't willing to bypass all the computer shit