/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>53039508
*impregnates your butthole*

>>53039508
>Remember the SWIFT integration?
Yes.

>>53039520
>buzzword-ladden nothingburger
You are funding Sergey's lavish lifestyle from your mom's basement

>>53039542
>42
checked, WAGMI

How many threads did you create today, Michael?

>>53039556
>Symptoms

Schizophrenia involves a range of problems with thinking (cognition), behavior and emotions. Signs and symptoms may vary, but usually involve delusions, hallucinations or disorganized speech, and reflect an impaired ability to function. Symptoms may include:

Delusions. These are false beliefs that are not based in reality. For example, you think that you're being harmed or harassed; certain gestures or comments are directed at you; you have exceptional ability or fame; another person is in love with you; or a major catastrophe is about to occur. Delusions occur in most people with schizophrenia.
Hallucinations. These usually involve seeing or hearing things that don't exist. Yet for the person with schizophrenia, they have the full force and impact of a normal experience. Hallucinations can be in any of the senses, but hearing voices is the most common hallucination.

>>53039556
kek what a schizo. No i'm Michael!

How about an ANS thread, Michael? I heard its about to moon kek

>>53040327
I've heard that if you bought into the NASH ICO you couldn't even unlock your tokens for a year, but the upside was that you would get a proportion of every trade in the native token that was traded, meaning every NASH holder would build up a folio of every single coin traded on the platform, for free.
Except none of that happened lmao. It's literally what pushed Michael into psychosis. Rank 1000, oof.

>>53039508
ok, and?

>>53039767
>>53040327
wtf guys my name is literally Michael

>>53039520
This is for qnt

the chainlink is dropping my bastards

>>53039508
99.9% of projects in the Ethereum ecosystem are vaporware. Unfortunately gas is more important that oracle calls atm.

>>53041954
14,000 vaporcoins get ALOT of action. I have yet to hear any linkies share their experiences in the Chain environment. "Line goes up" world is so yesterday.

>>53039508
Those are the exact same projects that give ETH, Matic, Solana, … their “usage” and legitimacy.

I’ve been saying this shit for years. They boasted about their “integrations” and “partnerships” yet I remember finding a place where they were partnered with literal scams and vaperware like “gorilla rocket finance” and “green goose” and other completely retarded shit that is now worth exactly nothing.
Unfortunately, I don’t care enough to look for it and I’ve already shat on these niggers enough.

>>53039508
>>53039520
>swift partnership
someone at chainshit labs wrote a swift message parser (something chatGPT can do in 5 seconds)
swift doesn't use chainlink and doesn't plan to

>>53042052
oh boy

>>53042137
you:
>oh boy
me:
>

I'll give you a couple of answers I've filtered over the years to be true, from the few times I've gotten a fudder in a rare moment of clarity:

1) Turbo autists who figured out the need for externally connected smart contracts very quickly, and who now seethe at the entire world for failing to understand it like they do. Chainlink is sort of like a metaphor for their general inability to integrate with society, where they are rational and right and it's the world's fault it's so irrational and dumb..
These people fud because in their mind the world should have figured out LINK in 2019 at the absolute latest, but failed to, and so they'll seethe and rage at everyone and everything as a way to express this frustration.

2) People who had LINK stacks but lost them swinging, or gambling, or in a CeFi collapse, or who simply got fudded out of LINK back in 2018 and have been furious ever since. They will never buy LINK because they can't buy it at $0.30 like they had the chance to back then, and then basically rage at people continuing to hold because "if I can't make it then neither can you"

3) People who try to profit off taking an oppositional position to LINK. Usually grifters like the CLCG/Honeycomb/API3 guys, or NEXO, who are charlatan fraudsters and basically parasitic animals to Chainlink just like there are many fraudster teams that are parasitic animals to ETH. They fud because muddying the waters about Chainlink lets them shill themselves, it doesn't go much deeper than that.

4) The seriously mentally ill, like Michael, who also fits in category 2) but has now made a large part of his online identity "being a link fudder" and can't really distance themselves from that because it's the only way they can consistently get attention online, which they crave..