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>The exam will start with you lying on your left side with your knees bent.
>You will be asked to remove eyeglasses and/or dentures.
>Your doctor will give you some medication by intravenous injection to help you relax during the procedure.
>The well-lubricated colonoscope is passed into the rectum and slowly guided through the full length of the colon.
>It is usually necessary for the doctor to put air into the colon to aid him or her in the examination. This may cause you to feel full or distended.
>In order to be more comfortable, you may pass this air.
>The colon has several turns or bends, and as the colonoscope is passed around these turns, you may feel brief cramping or tugging sensations.

I finally get to feel what it is likes to get fucked besides rhetorically by the government.
My asshole v-card has been in tact for 47 years.

I know the faggots are the only ones who care about my asshole, and I know this isn't my personal blog, but I thought it proper to talk about my asshole to a bunch of assholes.

>> No.53036452

>>53036413
/biz/ is not your diary. Jannies clean this shit up

>> No.53036608

>>53036413
based anon
so before the trannies clean this up:
thanks for telling me how this goes
i am dreading my first

t. 40 year old fag

>> No.53036634

>>53036413
Lol faggot. Probably won't take the Vax but let's them literally fuck him up the arse for ??? reason

>> No.53036658

>>53036634
routine oldie humiliation

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53036659

>>53036413
faggot

>> No.53036694 [DELETED] 

>>53036413
i've had one of those. you're sedated like in a surgery and then wake up without having felt anything

>> No.53036763

>>53036413
That's pretty gay bro!

>> No.53036804

>>53036413
>>53036608
You Americans need to quit eating hotdogs, fries, bacons and burgers. Those are the things fucking up your colon and giving you colorectal cancer. My dad was 87 yo when he died and the only thing he had to deal with was his arthritis. He barely spends any money for medication.

>> No.53036805

I was pissing blood once and got sent to the hospital for what I thought was gonna be an ultrasound, when I got there they wanted to stick a camera up my dick hole. I told them to fuck right off. I'd rather die.