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remember when threads like this would get 200 replies and dozens of new memes

>>53026308
This won’t be for 5 years.

>>53026308

>>53026591
This is a shit thread, don't pretend at any other time this would have gone anywhere. The LARP is strong here

>>53026591
a lot of anon probably kill themselves after waiting half a decade. Its over for chainshit

>>53026308
Sergey Nazarov is a Russian philosophy graduate and the head of a successful cryptocurrency project called Chainlink. Despite his many accomplishments, Sergey struggled with a serious addiction to Big Macs from McDonald's. He found it difficult to resist the allure of burgers and fries, and his love for fast food had caused him to become overweight and unhealthy.

One day, while working late at the office, Sergey met a young Muslim man named Amir who was working as an intern at Chainlink. Amir was smart, driven, and fiercely independent, and Sergey was immediately drawn to him.As they spent more time together, Sergey began to realize that he had feelings for Amir. But he was hesitant to act on them, knowing that Amir was a practicing Muslim and that their relationship would not be accepted by many in their community.
Despite these challenges, Sergey and Amir couldn't deny their feelings for each other, and they decided to pursue a relationship. They faced many obstacles and faced criticism from both their families and their colleagues, but they were determined to be together.

As their relationship deepened, Sergey and Amir faced an unexpected challenge: Sergey became pregnant. The news came as a shock to both of them, but they were determined to raise the child together and create a loving, supportive family.
Despite the many challenges they faced, Sergey and Amir remained committed to each other and their child. They knew that their love was strong enough to overcome any obstacle, and they were determined to build a bright future together.

>>53026591
Yeah but there was some quality at least back in the days, not this shitty mock-up attempt

>>53026625
Yeah and in 6 years I'll host Christmas on the family compound in the mountains.

>muh meme quality is shit muh bad larping muh bad vibes muh bulgarian fud
seriously what the fuck did you all expect with such atrocious price action?
>inb4 price doesn't matter, we're all in it for le tech!
bullshit, the ONLY fucking reason people drank the koolaid was an "the next ETH bro!!!" and all the tecnobabble jaron muh WEF SWIFT connections were the cherry on top, literally nobody gives a flying fuck about "LE REVOLUTIONIZING OF TRADFI POWERED BY SMARTCONTRACTS POWERED BY CHAINLINK ORACLES BRO!!!" horseshit
the fact that every coping bagholder clings on to muh "PoCs" and muh demos and alphas is definitive proof this shit is DEAD
fuck you all

>>53031037
Damn bro, drink some eggnog or something and go chill with your family.

>>53031037
I'll give you a couple of answers I've filtered over the years to be true, from the few times I've gotten a fudder in a rare moment of clarity:

1) Turbo autists who figured out the need for externally connected smart contracts very quickly, and who now seethe at the entire world for failing to understand it like they do. Chainlink is sort of like a metaphor for their general inability to integrate with society, where they are rational and right and it's the world's fault it's so irrational and dumb..
These people fud because in their mind the world should have figured out LINK in 2019 at the absolute latest, but failed to, and so they'll seethe and rage at everyone and everything as a way to express this frustration.

2) People who had LINK stacks but lost them swinging, or gambling, or in a CeFi collapse, or who simply got fudded out of LINK back in 2018 and have been furious ever since. They will never buy LINK because they can't buy it at $0.30 like they had the chance to back then, and then basically rage at people continuing to hold because "if I can't make it then neither can you"

3) People who try to profit off taking an oppositional position to LINK. Usually grifters like the CLCG/Honeycomb/API3 guys, or NEXO, who are charlatan fraudsters and basically parasitic animals to Chainlink just like there are many fraudster teams that are parasitic animals to ETH. They fud because muddying the waters about Chainlink lets them shill themselves, it doesn't go much deeper than that.

4) The seriously mentally ill, like Michael, who also fits in category 2) but has now made a large part of his online identity "being a link fudder" and can't really distance themselves from that because it's the only way they can consistently get attention online, which they crave.

>>53026308
I'm so upset Xmas is over. The jannies even took away the Santa hats. I still have about 6 mince pies and a tub of brandy cream to eat, plus some chocolate log. Feel suicidal desu

>>53027596
>The LARP is strong here

we used to do even wilder larps than shit and it would be fun. but we were less jaded then than we are now.

>>53026308
Based relatives and neighbours. I salute you and your family at this, the most festive time of all; Christmas.

>>53026308
Nice chatgpt