/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>53011312
Wtf why are there asians there?

>>53011326
>he isn't a yellow fever chad

>>53011312
I got a hangover for christmas

>>53011335
I want to have human children thanks

Okay, wypipo, use these next time. It's not really relevant for the season, sure, but it's better than this.

>>53011360
You will never have children

>>53011372
You will never be happy

>>53011312

I got some liquor/beer, my niece made me a little bowl from art class, got some lottery tickets, and a cool little Russian tankard.

Also, I'm that uncle. No gifts from me. You get cash, lottery tickets, or booze.

>when I'm rich I'll have sex
>entire family is shitskins

>>53011367
>2020
>china text
what a banger that year was kek

>>53011377
True

>>53011312

when I was 12-16 getting a random $50 from my uncle felt fucking amazing, like I won the lottery. That was like any fucking video game I wanted. I wonder if zoomer kids ever experience that type of thing or if im just older now

Is $200 crazy if the kids are all in their late teens and they probably only got a couple sweaters for Christmas?

>>53011417
they just want robux. my nieces have been doing chors all december to buy new pets in roblox for robux. not sure how to profit on this

>>53011454
long on innocent happiness

>>53011367
lucky money

>>53011417
Whenever I see plastic with shaped moulds in like how old toys came in the box I get a deep sense of joy from nostalgia opening stuff like scalextric

>>53011360
you will never have any children.

>>53011378
Based

>>53011312
I spent $600 on Christmas gifts and feel physically ill. I watched all quiet on the western front last night and I just want be in a trench right now hearing both sides scream in agony. War is peace.

>>53011378
Have you ever noticed everyone on biz has a niece but you've never seen a nephew mentioned, ever
T. Niece haver

>>53011572

I have noticed that. I have 4 nieces and 4 sisters. No brothers or nephews.

>>53011572
I carved a wooden toy boat for my nephew

>>53011378

Forgot to add. My sister got me a little pepe/apu frog plushie I can hang off of something lmao

>>53011711
Hang it on a noose on one of those corner hook things on the ceiling

>>53011505
you will never be human, repulsive chink

>>53011312
>Uncle Sam.webm

>>53011765
Chink = human
Kike (you) = roach people

>>53011360
Humanity started in Asia not Africa you nog.

>>53011347
just drink everyday and you won't get those anymore

>>53011378
my fav gift as a kiddo was my pop pop would give me a $100 bill

>>53011732

Lmao

>>53011312
That'll be me one day

>>53011360
You will never have children.

>>53011480
Innocent children, yes. Not so innocent company though when you consider these games have huge marketing teams that devise ways to manipulate children into making robux their number one priority in life.

>sneakers indoors
>on carpet
Filthy

>>53011312
this is the most catholic thing i have ever seen

>>53011454
>>53011417
Roblox is a gen A thing. Ziennials are posting here anyway. Highschool zoomers are into vapes, inceldom and skateboarding.

>>53011312
blessed white uncle

>>53011417
they buy a new skin in roblox

>>53011312
I wonder what they are all going to buy

>>53011312
An iPad
A fishing kayak
A motor for kayak
Some fancy kitchen knives
New gloves helmet and cold weather gear for my bicycle commuting

All in all not too much this year just family time.

is roblox good? why so many posts about it isn't just some shooter on minecraft graphics?

>>53011360
You'll have beautiful white children one day anon.

>>53013518
it's more like a second-life / vrchat for kids with a bundled map editor and scripting language

>>53011360
kek, based.

>>53011454
The fuck is a robux and a roblox?
I feel like a papi already

>>53011312
No, i literally bought everything I wanted throughout the year.

>>53011572

Nobody cares about nephews. We all are healthy straight pedophiles. No faggots here.

>>53011312
This is me

>>53011367
Did we give you permission to talk shit skin?

>>53012636
Trolllll