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53008577 No.53008577 [Reply] [Original]

From a business perspective, how is Santa able to deliver presents to all people celebrating Christmas in one night, and how is he able to manufacture all of them?

>> No.53008590

>>53008577
He has a large army of elves, who he does not pay, who create all the gifts. He also has a magical sleigh in which he uses to give presents to good boys and girls around the world. Santa is a real badass.

>> No.53008630

>>53008590
where does he keep all these elves? do they have some kind of camps for them?

>> No.53008656

>>53008630
Yeah, he has a bunch of camps all over the north pole. It's pretty hard to manage 6,000,000 elves.

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53008683

>>53008577
Multiversification and teleportation.

>> No.53009283

>>53008577
he outsources work to mums and dads all over the world dumdum

>> No.53009322

>>53008656
if they're in the North Pole why do the camps have swimming pools and dentists offices? Wooden doors also

>> No.53009328

>>53009322
pure imagination

>> No.53009330

>>53008577
he's a slavery enthusiast, not een in it for the money