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My parents gave me $200k for Christmas to invest into difficult stocks but I also wanna try investing some in crypto because I heard the returns are very good. To be honest I think bitcoin is a scam and everything but I guess I could throw some money at it. I'm also gonna buy Tesla and Amazon stocks.

>> No.53004388

>>53004290
Why nobody can answer this? I bet you guys dont even have $200k or parents. Goddamn I hate poor people so fucking much bros

>> No.53004504

>>53004388
i'll give you advice if you shpw me your christmas tree(s). The value of your xmas tree represents you.

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>>53004290
>I think bitcoin is a scam and everything but I guess I could throw some money at it. I'm also gonna buy Tesla and Amazon stocks.

just put it all in TQQQ

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>>53004290
Buy Premia, your parents will thank you.

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>>53004290
This isn't related to business or finance. It's literally a trust fund baby's self concerned musings

>> No.53004591

>>53004290
retard you will lose everything with crypto