/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>53001735
Good morning, frens.
Still comfy waitin' and holdin'.

>Summary

GameStop Info
>Complete corporate revamp by Ryan Cohen
>Ongoing hiring of specialists of e-commerce, UI, UX, blockchain and supply chain operations
>Debt free with positive increases and reductions (see ER); $1.042 billion cash and cash equivalents on hand + high inventory
>NFT marketplace beta launched

DRS & Computershare
>71.8 (17.95) million shares DRS'd by Oct. 29th, 2022
>Previously 71.3 (17.825) M shares by end of Jul. 30th 2022, 50.8 (12.7) Apr. 30th 22, 35.6 (8.9) by Jan. 29th 22
>and 20.8 (5.2) by Oct. 30th 2021

Unfuddable
>Shorts never closed and there exists more fakes than real shares
>'MOASS' is a matter of time

Further information can found by reading the OP or DYOR!
Reply to this pasta for any confusion.

WGAMI!

Other news/reminders:
Thursday RRP: 2,222.898B, 96P = 23.155B per (roughly)
Friday RRP: 2,216.348B, 105P = 21.108B per (roughly)

www.rosenlegal.com/media/casestudy/2289_Robinhood%20-%20Initial%20Complaint%20-%20Market%20Manipulation%204835-8623-1514%20v.2.pdf
>GME shorted percentage of float as of Jan. 15th, 2021: 226.42%
storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.uscourts.flsd.590042/gov.uscourts.flsd.590042.416.0.pdf
>HF and broker class action lawsuit evidence
www.sec.gov/files/staff-report-equity-options-market-struction-conditions-early-2021.pdf
>SEC GME/meme stocks report
>
investor.gamestop.com/node/19826/html
>Four-for-One Stock Split - Form of a stock dividend
>(Record: Jul 18, 2022; Dist. on 21st AH)
investor.gamestop.com/node/19701/html
>22 Proxy Statement: Stock given in comp will be issued as RSUs that vest in quarterly increments over 4 years.
nft.gamestop.com/games
>Web3 Games open on Marketplace
https://news.gamestop.com/node/19941/html
https://news.gamestop.com/node/19946/html
>FY22 Q3 Earnings 8-K/10-Q

https://pdfhost.io/v/05TEEk3U6_MOV_GME_Comparison_Doc
>100 page comparison DD

Please don't feed spammers and sliders.

Kek hedgies

DUMB FUCK BAGGOTS KEK

Kek wangies

Another Christmas dinner with my relatives making fun of my investments…..

Pay up kenny

Kek wangies [original]

wagmi bros. I havent been here in a few months I have a practice gf, long distance

Just dumping memes again

>>53001785
Don't bother, it is infested with shills. Merry Christmas anon! Have a good time

DO SOMETHING YOU FAT FUCK! (hehe)

Merry Christmas /GME/ WAGMI

>>53001948
Merry Christmas, fren.

Merry Christmas,
and a happy
kek shills

>>53001986
happy Hanukah shorts! hope you get a few days away from 4chan with your families!

Oh shit market is closed on Monday?!! Americans you have too much holidays wtf

>>53000859
Isn't this Trey's trades, that AMC hypeman (hedgie plant)
Made me realized a sign of impending moass will be all their distraction peddlers will most likely jump on board the GME train at the last minute in a desperate attempt to obfuscate what they were really up to the whole time. Didn't that amc thot just announce she was going all in GME and sold all her AMC?

>>53002098
It's Christmas observance.

>>53002107
>id: FUUCk

No shills today?

>>53002126
No trades until Tuesday morning.

Hopefully WAGMI in January 2023, see you all on Tuesday. Don't die, it's close, boys. We are very close.

>>53002151
I've heard this for almost two years, yet here we are, another Christmas about to pass by with no moass. I am not delighted, Chohen.

I hope you get coal in your stockings you stupid niggers

Just imagine the number of GME holders that passed away this year and never had the chance to trade their stocks in for millions. I think this is the hedgies' plan, they're waiting on all of us to die before we get our money.

I decided stocks aren’t my thing. How do I start a cash withdrawal (Refund)?

>>53002320
>vaxxie-redditoids get safe and effective deaths
>hedgoids can't get their shares because vaxxie-redditoids are all members of the cult of DRS
>tfw you win double

>>53002320
don't forget that new potential gme in investors are born every minute. in fact a shift to a younger demographic will very likely be gamers will only accelerate the cashflow into the best meme stock of the century.

>>53002098
This would be over already if it wasn't for all these fucking burger holidays.

>Market closed Monday
>That means MOASS will be on Tuesday
Just as it has been foretold

>>53002379
call the nyse helpline. they can reset all your trades and weite you refund check.

>>53002411
Do kids that play games now even know what GameStop is? Gotta think, a 13 year old today was born in basically 2010. They never even had to buy games at a store digital purchase was always an option. Except for maybe buying the console itself. The ps5 has a $100 off option to buy it without a CD/DVD drive. It’s clearly moving in that direction I just am hopefully gamegoy is going to figure out a way to position themselves to not die off

>>53002420
america would collapse without mandatory consume days.

>>53002379
The GME stocks I bought for $32.23 are now worth $20.08. Will someone just refund me the difference?

Uh oh. Redditors are running out of hopium it seems. Probably was people unloading their DRS shares after all.
Scroll to the bottom for the real comments.
https://old.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/ztspkr/wanted_counterdd_that_disproves_moass_dd/

>>53002308
me too cause the hands would turn it into diamonds

>>53002379

>>53002434
may daughter is obsessed with roblox so everytime we pass a gamestop she wants to go in for robux gift cards. She also likes looking for new switch games. This is without any obnoxious prodding from her shareholder father

>>53002440
yes, call mr cohen and tell him that you are very sorry but you bought the shares by accident and he'll very likely will venmo you your money. the trick is to be nice and kind. it's Christmas & Hanukkah after all.

>JakRT/h3
Fuck off bvttfag

>>53002308
Kek butthurt shillies

>>53001762
>>53002180
Merry Christmas, baggots!! The third of many more to come before "MOASS"

>>53002481
Kek baggies.

>>53002434
gamestop is very likely pivoting towards 99% online sales like steam but like apple i hope they are keeping a few well located and well designed brick and mortar stores because these stores are essentially not there to make money directly but to indirectly generate more online sales. shopping in america is an old traditional past time and corporations are the archivers of childhood nostalgia and generators of many pop culture memes. i can see gamestop carving out a growth niche for themselves if they combine steam/gog like online gaming platform with a nostalgia driven sensory walkthrough experience in brick and mortar stores. i also think that gamestop stores should go big (one per city) and offer e sport and dnd gaming sessions and other semi-real life entertainment for nerds woth money. there is definitely lots of potential for a turn around and keep in mind that many big corporations (including nintendo which was a playing cards company) almost went bankrupt but simply shifted towards the new thing and then grew again.

>>53002444
>>53002552
>>53002424
>>53002411
>>53002122
>>53001788
checkies in your stockings for sneeding hedgies

>>53002586
Not a bad idea. Instead of the tiny stores they have now, they could expand to the size of like Dick's Sporting Goods and establish themselves as the prime gaming location. Having a bigger location to capitalize on being more of a spectacle rather than just a store could really generate more foot traffic.

>>53002692
They could even branch out their in-store gaming cafe (akin to Rainforest Cafe and McDonald's in Wal-Mart). So long as they kept shit clean (delight customers comes to mind), it could be the ultimate new destination like malls were to people in the 80s and 90s. VR, Cafe, tournament lobbies, waiting areas, escape room. That would be like a mega GMERICA location but variants would be spread across the world. That would bring the new generation together and they would be far easier to reach and show that yes indeed globohomo is not as cool as you've been made to believe. Ig maybe the gaymers they were making fun of all these days might turn out to be the sort of role models that we need to go from a shit society to a great one.

WAGMI

>>53002692
>>53002586
I think they’re actually trying to do something along these lines— I’ve heard they’re thinning out to a significant extent and on the earning call they said they’re trying to position themselves to make money in the short term. Closing down retail stores that aren’t as profitable is a pretty good idea I think.
>this is how I lok be leaving in AMC MOASS

With a purposeful grimace and a terrible sound
He sharts his pants and then sits down

Helpless people on a subway train
Ingest the smell from a soiled place

He picks up a laptop from the ground
As he navigates to Robinhood then frowns

Oh no, they say, he should've sold
Kek kek Bagzilla, yeah
Oh no, there goes his portfolio
Kek kek Bagzilla, yeah
Oh no, they say he should've sold
Kek kek Bagzilla, yeah
Oh no, there goes his portfolio
Kek kek Bagzilla, yeah

Bagzilla
Bagzilla

Rinji news o moshiagemasu
Rinji news o moshiagemasu
Bagzilla ga Ginza hoomen e mukatte imasu
Daishkyu hinan shite kudasai
Daishkyu hinan shite kudasai

Oh no, they say, he should've sold
Kek kek Bagzilla, yeah
Oh no, there goes his portfolio
Kek kek Bagzilla, yeah

They say they'll lock the float again
It's almost at 50%
Bagzilla

They say they'll lock the float again
It's almost at 50%
Bagzilla

They say they'll lock the float again
It's almost at 50%
Bagzilla

They say they'll lock the float again
It's almost at 50%
Bagzilla

>>53002759
i am gonna make a cover of this post-MOASS
I hope it will be featured in the very public, very notorious taping of the inevitable RICO hearings

>>53002742
That would be pretty cool. Most people believe that brick and mortar stores won't survive because they can only think in terms of selling physical goods. However if GameStop can also offer a quality experience (which is the essence of gaming), then maintaining their locations will benefit them even more. Hell, maybe even throw in some arcade machines and other novelty things. Make GameStop more than just a video game store, but a video game hub.

>>53002812
go big or go home, fuck best buy I always liked Gamestop better and it's hard to find a good store to walk around in when you're just chillin' these days anyways. All the video game sections are too small and nothing is dedicated to something we're always doing at home when no one asks us to. This is like the biggest hobby of the generation but these boomer cucks act like it's a wasteful hobby. Bunch of niggers are too sloshed on lackluster dreams, whiskey, and percocets to function as proper businessmen.

>>53002892
This image confuses me. Why is it displaying news reporters as clowns?

>>53002930
ngmi

I just converted 50 shares from Plan to Book

>>53002958

i hope santa gives ken an IOU for a lump of coal

>>53002812
The arcades could hook into the wallets, too. Blockchain leaderboards with NFT prize characters or skins would be insanely cool for things like fighting games, rhythm games, or shmups/danmaku.

>>53003127
Damn the good ideas just keep coming. Hope someone from GameStop is lurking right now.

An entire planet of people capable of playing games online which would bring in massive amounts of income. And you guys want an arcade which only a few unemployed freaks would use.

>>53002812
I play a lot of vidya and the last time I was in a GameStop was 2018 I think. There's just no reason to have physical stores, they are a drain. Next gen consoles won't even have physical discs.

>>53003161
Nintendo will.

Stay poor baggots. Another 50% red year is waiting for you right around the corner.

>53003146
The concept isn't anything new. Human existence shouldn't be confined to being cooped up in a room connected only to the internet 24/7 and ordering everything you need without going outside at all. It really is sad when people scoff at the idea of going out and mingling with people who share your own interests.

>Discussion leads to some interesting ideas
>Suddenly shills appear to seethe about it
>On a Saturday
>On Christmas Eve

>>53003146
Arcades are still popular desu. Like laundrymats the overhead to get started is what stops most people. Once you have the building and machines in place all you need is to maintain them and you got cash coming in regularly. In GameStop’s case they can offer free plays if you watch an ad or something. Not to mention that it can be tied to their wallet to keep track of leaderboards. Actually now that I’m in thinking about it, ad supported arcade would be huge. Bunch of poor parents drop their kids off at a GameStop basically for free and let them play for a few hours.

>>53003127
>>53003138
>Blockchain leaderboards with NFT prize characters or skins
oh that'd be so cool anon
>be me
>be 13 year old lil gigachad
>absolute dominate at fortnite
>have the latest john cena skin in Ming Dynasty attire
>Wu Dao melee weapon
>ATS-H4 Rocket and L96 Sniper Skins for the real gangster
>see QT3.14 at the 'Stop and figure I'll say hey
>walk up to the blockchain fortnite terminal
>plug my elite controller in (i bought it using the ETH i won on the blockchain because I'm such a chad after all)
>rock her world as she watches me curbstomb these kids
>fuckin scrubs kek get rekt
>don't even have to wait till the final circle, I just killed everyone first
>she walks up to me all shy saying "hi, you're like really good. Can you teach me how to make a good loadout?"
>it was checkmate from there boys

WAGMI
I just fuckin' know the ads will be enough to attract em in like in the spirit of those 90's ads. Cohen is a straight gangster. He's always comfy and he knows comfy when he sees it

Honestly at this point, with a billion $ on hand they would be better building their own studio which would knock out works class games to rival GTA.

They could do it all on their new platform. The only issue is that anything they do whether it be a studio, Teddy bear books, a fucking space center; its all doomed to fail whilst there is such massive amounts of short interest on their company. Any new product will be absolutely destroyed by the MSM. And don't give me the crap about "a good product will speak for itself". No it won't. The normies are literally capable of being programmed. Who the fuck would take a jab that has no long term tests done on it?!?!?!?!? Oh that's right the majority of the population.

>>53003161
they're moving to in person experiences, ie gamebars. Moving to e-commerce to focus on a niche is a great move considering the alternatives. This is especially true since they're positioned to become the steam of NFT gaming, haven't seen any other major marketplace executing on this vision, it'll be interesting to see what happens 3 years from now during the next crypto bull-run

>>53003205
>make new vidya
>invest in infrastructure and ways of raising more capital
>oh and brand establishment
lurk more

>>53003181
I don't know that he means you shouldn't go outside. I think it's more of a question about will there be enough people willing to go to justify the costs, and I think the answer is probably not. Most of us want the company to be profitable asap so we don't risk another dilution. Doubling down on the brick and mortar isn't the way to do it.

>>53003168
I'm not even sure about that. Their online store is as jewy as M$ and snoy now.

>>53003146
Yes. Low barrier to entry means you’ll be playing with blacks, children, and Brazilians. I want a curated arcade experience where you must be over 18 to enter a pass a dress code that screens out the subhumans.

>>53003194
This is the most productive I’ve ever seen these threads in a while. Reminds me of those late night threads in the summer. Really comfy threads back then.

>>53003127
yes, and make it so that one can win 10x the gme tokens in-store instead of just online. this would gamify and incentivize hanging out at a gamestop.
in a not so far future i can also see gamestops becoming to gamers what country clubs are to boomers, essentially VIP bizness networking lounges for the wealthy with plenty of high shelf booze and wood panelled smoking rooms on top of mega stores.

>>53003146
are apple stores just for unemployed freaks too?

>>53003214
Post less

Investment in physical stores would be the worst possible play right now. The NFT Steam competitor should receive the bulk of the investment. When top titles start coming in then we'll see some shit. The only problem is, it takes fucking years to build a game.

>>53003230
>>53003236
Put a GameStop near a Starbucks or a whole foods. Youll still get blacks and others but they on their best behavior. Whenever I’m in a new place for work I or traveling I always make sure it’s within a 5-10 minute drive of a Starbucks or Whole Foods.

>tfw MOASS

>>53003230
That business model will fail in 3 months.

so glad lum bought GME!!

>>53003230
>excluding children from a vidya arcade
BAKA BAKA

You can keep the niglets and huelings out by using crypto instead of physical coins to feed the machines. Their third world brains won't understand.

>>53003210
I think the games as NFT are what they need to focus on. You don't need all these stores to sell games anymore, and I just don't see the gamebar thing taking off. Why has no one else done it? Why are there no arcades anymore? The closest you see are Dave and Busters, and that is very far out of GameStop's wheelhouse.

>>53003236
> are apple stores just for unemployed freaks too?
Apple stores no doubt are a negative for the company. Or certainly earn fuck all compared to the sales they make online. Apple is the largest business in the world. They can afford that overhead. Gamestop can't.

>>53003277
Apple stores are service centers. Even if they don't drive a majority of sales they drive trust and loyalty.

>>53003277
Checked and correct. I look at those as like a flex. A cost of doing business to keep the brand power and gravitas.

>>53003269
>he thinks using efferiums is going to keep nignogs away
o sweet summer child

>>53003273
Round 1 basically does the same thing too

>>53003273
I think hosting experiences and events is cool, and you have the added layer of promotional NFTs kind of like going into the store to grab a special pokemon or something. turning themselves into an esports venue (which I honestly can't even think of a place that solely exists for that) while also having PC building concierge of sort like microcenter makes sense to me. Agree that the market is going to shift away from retail but some people would much rather have an in person vs online shopping experience, but it's clear most of their focus is on the platform and upgrading ecommerce with warehousing. You tried ordering from gamestop lately? You get your shit fast. Find me another place you can just doordash components and controllers within an hour.

>https://youtu.be/qzAo9HzOgtQ
this was a better ad when I saw it as a kid. I think it's because I finally saw my favorite characters irl (on screen)
>what if gamestop had character plushes

>>53003253
>it takes fucking years to build a game
yes so why would they, post-MOASS, spend their time and money on a a new video game studio when they could just upgrade the existing retail infrastructure to accomodate a business plan that includes owning large plots of land and commercial real estate so that GS could bring in foot traffic and become the staple for electronic consumership?
Think about it, they could take over Amazon, Best Buy, and Wal-Mart's toys, video games, and electronics sections with one fell swoop and that's where most of the money is. They own the main NFT marketplace, work with all the big companies like Nintendo and Sony already, and have enough smart people to make proper guidelines and culture changes so that kids don't get too rowdy in the store and that we always follow COVID protocol. Lmao things are always going to be sanitary after that plandemic, get your eyes checked family
They knew what sort of position Gamestop was in. I mean if they have been milking us and our favourite game companies from the start, then they clearly knew where things would head as they are the ones who set the pieces in their place, innit? Pirates have taken over this town and they are shit scared of it because now there is a direct counter to globohomo. We sell the shit and we place the ads. We write the scripts, and we can see the bad. The game is over for these kikes, these silly earthen parasites.

WAGMI

>>53003264
This is magnificent.

>>53003161
We're gonna see a mix of >>53003210 and GameStop stores becoming more like miniature Micro Centers (Micro Micro Centers if you will) where they will build PC's while selling parts, consoles, controllers, used physical games etc... But most importantly the stores act as sort of miniature depot that will allow for many places in America to provide same day shipping because all major cities have multiple GameStop's. Just like how Ryan Cohen took away Amazons ability to corner the market on pet food, he can do so again with tech entertainment. Now add in how GMErica is slated to sell clothing or other physical products, they can replicate that business model and take away more markets from Amazon. This isn't even realizing how they are in a real position to lead web3 development and corner the market on NFT gaming, movies, music, books and more. Then you'll have the world most loyal share holders/ fan base of the new 1% who will help defend, expand and empower GameStop's dominance post MOASS. This is all a very very possible reality within the next 2-10 years.

>>53003273
there are plenty of arcade bars where i live and the experience is mostly blacks and white liberals and playing the games is just a way foe them to break the ice and get their flirt game on. arcade bars are just an inter racial meat market for zoomers essentially.
the trick would be a combination of very broad online mass appeal to herd in that sweet consumer money and a very curated high-end in-store experience with plenty of free shit and entertainment to create media attention, hype and thus a popular and crisp brand.

Insider here. Ken Griffin was unwilling to share his mayonnaise because it was actually dog semen and if anyone else tasted it his cover would be blown as a disgusting perverted faggot who eats dog semen. I can confirm that this is a 100% true undeniable fact

>>53003369
I completely believe you since you are a person familiar with the matter. Ken Griffin is so disgusting.

>>53003290
>they drive trust and loyalty
silence
>you did it

>>53003273
>>53003339
I think now's the time to let people think of eSports as a thing since it allows for controlled victories like how real sports work. It's less physical but people don't give a fuck about sport fitness since everyone hits the gym anyways. That's what's in style for now, at least.
What better way to train their minds than to have them sit in one position and focus on a goal intensely and with comrades? They just need to orient themselves to take it in a manner of education and growth not just a thing to pass the time. That's why making a profession out of playing vidya games sounds silly but is still a very real possibility for some. It's not about the game, it's about the player. No Game, no Life. Who even said any of it was separate?

We are about to WAGMI so fuckin bad I can hardly believe it

My empire of dirt
You can have it all

>>53003403
Post more videos

>NF hasn’t been back
>lumfag has been assigned to /GME/
kek hedgies

>>53003420
Lum is our official pro-GME mascot now so that strategy might backfire for hedgies.

>>53003403
Can you fags stop trying to dox yourselves? Some of you are actually pretty cool. All you need is one stray schizophrenic form /pol/ to wander in here and ruin your life.

Stay comfy, comfy /GME/.

>>53003399
Checked.

>>53003432
It's weird that there's an uptick of them having the balls to show their dox, while also seeing more cross posting of 4chan screenshots on SS. I wonder if there's a nefarious connection that we're not seeing.

>>53003264
Lum will forever be the symbol of GME bullishness

>>53003320
>>53003338
Okay but if you're going to turn it into geek squad, you have to pay the wagies more. I just don't see how the demand can warrant having these physical locations. I live in a big city with an Amazon fulfillment center. I ordered some new computer speakers and they were delivered that night. I can see the advantage if you're out in the country, but then are you even going to have a GameStop in a small town? I'd just like a shift in focus to games as NFT because I really that it's the only way they survive.

>>53003339
>blacks and white liberals
Not really selling me, kek. I don't want to go to a place where I'm around those people. The GameStop nearest me is in beaner territory and I'm not going to game in a smelly establishment where everyone is speaking Spanish.

>>53002107
They will always attempt to win social credit to cover up their impending RICO.

>>53003457
I want to see a giant Lum fountain statue in front of every gamestop.

>>53003466
>I don't see
okay well it's already been explained to you

WAGMI

>>53003498
is that your oc anon? if so very nice. good job. more Lum please.

>>53003498
Nice.

>>53003479
Just because you want it to be doesn't mean that it will. That type of shit is dying and that is a fact. What they're doing right now and have been for the last twenty years isn't working. A pivot to gamebars isn't the right focus (but Cohen will probably do it because he has no idea what he is doing). Are you telling me you will go game in a store with smelly beaners and blacks (or niggers as I call them)? No one is going to do that. Anyone who wants to order PC parts is going to be capable of putting them in their PC. Best Buy already has geek squad and there are a number of local PC repair centers. I'd say most people think these ideas are bad. And they already have the ability to revolutionize vidya with games and in game items and services as NFT. If they can get developers and publishers on board with this, it would change the entire vidya landscape. They could flip Steam overnight, a company valued in the double digit billions of dollars.

So Ryan's making kid books and got fat. Is this bullish?

>>53003543
1) why would they completely destroy their physical store presence instead of repurposing and rebranding them
2) they are currently, already working on exactly what you mentioned with the NFT marketplace so I don't understand what your point is. That's literally what they're doing, right now
3) change takes time

Is this the rich person waiting room/crypto kekking room?

>>53003466
are you even going to have a GameStop in a small town?
no, they need to get rid of all the crappy stores and just build a few gamestop mega-stores. to visit a gamestop in the future you will have to travel a bit because it will be an experience like planning to go to game themed six flags mega mall.
>I'd just like a shift in focus to games as NFT because I really that it's the only way they survive.
yes, i would assume that focusing on carving out an online sales niche in between amazon, steam and gog is what they mean when they say focusing on short term profit.

For me, it's Tomboy harem split theory
>News calls it "gay"
>Too complicated for normies to understand
>I still have 12 strong sons

>>53003466
They're already the furthest along in making NFT games and getting them ready for web3 implementation so I don't know what you mean by "shift their focus." They have ImmutableX already doing this while Loopring is simultaneously working on L2 on and off ramps to make everything about NFT purchases as seamless as possible. Then you have the literal bank being created by Ryan Cohen called Teddy. The point is that there has been an ecosystem building up to where we are now and to the near future that will unveil all the working parts of a business that will unite all forms of entertainment and commerce within the coming decade.

Then remember that MOASS (the reason we're all here) will cement GameStop as the cornerstone of the upcoming generational shift and largest transfer of wealth in the entirety of human history.

>>53002442
kek are you fucking serious. You poor poor baggies

>>53003586
kek

>>53003571
Because they're losing money. You can verify this by looking at their income statement. That model is dying, you don't need physical stores to buy and resell games and consoles anymore. It's like RadioShack, you don't need a store that sells batteries and capacitors, buy that shit online like what are even doing. Get profitable by cutting dead weight and focus on the NFT because right now we have fuck all on there. Shovelware and jpegs, it's a disgrace, and I know it isn't what people want to hear but it's the truth. It has to change.

>>53003612
circle to point 3. Just liquidating all physical real estate is fucking retarded. They're moving AWAY from the retail model towards experiential, ie something you can't get online.

>Eliminate the majority of small unnecessary stores
>Maintain physical presence through less, but larger stores with a focus on more than just selling merchandise
>Still have online sales and NFT focus as well
Seems like a good game plan to me. I really don't think GameStop should abandon the brick and mortar side of things yet, but at the same time having so many small stores everywhere is unnecessary. Focusing on creating bigger locations isn't even doubling down on brick and mortar because it would be an enhancement as well as eliminating less productive stores. They would be getting the best out of both worlds because they can still move the majority of their inventory through online sales.

Fuck hedgies
Fuck shills
Fuck shitadel
Fuck OIUNF
And most of all
Fuck jews

Merry Christmas

>>53003666
Google maps shows ten (10) GameStop stores within 20 miles of me, and I know the one I used to go to closed. Why THE FUCK do you need this many stores? I could see doing something like you described, not leaving physical retail altogether but cutting down on all these stores is a must.

>>53003666
>>53003714
If you didn’t know, one of the largest pyramids in the world is this Bass Pro Shops in Memphis. GME needs to have that kind of presence, it should be an experience to go to one and the kind of thing you can take an entire friend group out to have fun with

>it's christmas
>shills nowhere to be seen
>/gme/ discussing business transformation and shits
I'm not used to this leverl of comfiness, I need to be kekked at guys

>>53003783
kek baggies
WAGMI

DUMB FUCKBAGGIES KEK
>Muh Short ladder attacks
>Muh Wash sales
>Muh Naked short selling
>Muh Short attacks
>Muh Cellar boxing
>Muh Dark pools
>Muh Dark/Lit exchanges
>Muh Infinity pool
>Muh Spoofing and layering
>Muh 741
>Muh Cryptic messages posted by Gamestop Twitter
>Muh Hidden messages on Gamestop NFTs
>Muh Hidden messages in RC's children's books
>Muh RC and other GME gods are being shadowbanned on twitter
>Muh Reddit mysteriously removing GME posts
>Muh Deep ITM calls and options
>Muh T+21, T+35
>Muh Shorts closed but not covered
>Muh Married puts
>Muh Reverse conversions
>Muh Thousand percent GME short position
>Muh FTX being used as a backdoor to short GME
>Muh GME token was a backdoor bailout for shorts
>Muh Settlement cycles
>Muh Missing FTDs
>Muh ETF FTDs
>Muh FTD data 100% correlated to GME
>Muh GME at 100% utilization
>Muh GME float much lower than reported
>Muh SPY/GME ratio
>Muh Melvin super swaps
>Muh Variance swaps
>Muh Equity total return swaps
>Muh Portfolio swaps
>Muh High frequency swaps
>Muh Swap renewals
>Muh Future contracts rollovers
>Muh Phantom shares
>Muh Fake shares
>Muh Synthetic shares
>Muh GAMMA signals
>Muh Gamma squeeze
>Muh Negative beta
>Muh Elliot waves and fibo
>Muh High buy/sell ratios
>Muh Options and puts expirations
>Muh Infinite money glitch
>Muh Price glitches are real
>Muh New SLD rules
>Muh SEC Report
>Muh Volatility halt was engineered, hacked LULD/VWAP
>Muh Reverse repos tied to GME
>Muh XRT tied to GME
>Muh FTX Tokens used to manipulate GME
>Muh Securities fraud
>Muh TD Ameritrade building fire
>Muh Wu-tang
>Muh Elon Musks Jet following Ryan Cohen, Tesla partnership
>Muh Blockbuster and Gamestop partnership

>>53003779
Exactly. Most stores these days sell video games, so instead of being just a basic retailer, GameStop can become a specialty store and offer something much more than just merchandise.
>>53003783
It's a Christmas miracle

>>53003806
Hi, Daniel.

>>53003806

>Muh Blockbuster, sears, toys r us, BBBY, Gamestop merger
>Muh Shorting GME through ETFs
>Muh Price manipulation
>Muh Drs and locking float
>Muh Shareholder votes being underreported
>Muh Vote Count
>Muh Hedge funds doubled their short position after short squeeze
>Muh Splividend issued fake shares, DTCC committed securities fraud
>Muh Russia/Ukraine war just a distraction
>Muh NFT Crypto Dividend
>Muh Triple and quad witching
>Muh Hoping for the entire world economy to collapse and people lose everything so that MOASS can happen
>Muh GME borrow rates increasing causing MOASS
>Muh Hyperinflation causing MOASS
>Muh World in a super bubble causing MOASS
>Muh Stock spilt in the form dividends causing MOASS
>Muh Options expirations causing MOASS
>Muh NFT marketplace causing MOASS
>Muh Short Gamestop ETF causing MOASS
>Muh Russian Default causing MOASS
>Muh Defaulting on foreign debt causing MOASS
>Muh Evergrande causing MOASS
>Muh UK pension crisis causing MOASS
>Muh Golden cross causing MOASS
>Muh Low volume causing MOASS
>Muh Credit Suisse
>Muh Meltdownies
>Muh Shills
>Muh MSM trying to crash GME
>Muh Youtubers getting paid to bash Gamestop
>Muh HFs flooding website accounts, spreading negative sentiment
>Muh AMC being a honeypot created by hedge funds in order to distract retail investors from GME
>Muh Carl Icahn
>Muh Ryan Cohen only sold his BBBY shares so he could legally have GameStop purchase Buybuy Baby from Bed, Bath, & Beyond
>Muh RC being the masked man in PleasrDAO
>Muh RC wearing shorts in pictures signifying there is a heavy short position theory
>Muh PleasrDAO buying the US constitution and releasing it as an NFT dividend to shareholders (Ken Griffin bought it).
>Muh Boston Consulting Group infiltrating companies from the inside and destroying them.
>Muh Jeff Bezos being in cahoots with Citadel and Netflix to put Blockbuster out of business
>Muh Building lights turned on late at night in Citadel and other office buildings signaling end-game

>>53003827
>Muh Building lights turned on late at night in Citadel and other office buildings signaling end-game
>Muh Kens jet flight path proving securities fraud
>Muh Ken lied under oath to congress
>Muh SHFs are desperate
>Muh FUD
>Muh Everybody is corrupt
>Muh Block chain dividend
>Muh The everything short
>Muh Infinite squeeze
>Muh The everything squeeze
>Muh The great unwind
>Muh The total return meltdown
>Muh Exponential theory
>Muh Dollar end-game
>Muh The "exponential floor" TA
>Muh Critical margin theory
>Muh Meme stock basket theory
>Muh House of cards theory
>Muh GME next Amazon
>Muh GME valuation 10 times the world economy
>Muh GMErica
>Muh Gamestop will create the first trillionaires
>Muh Apes will change the world for the better, "New era is coming"
>Muh Everything is tied to GME
MERRY CHRISTMAS BAGGOTS, HERE'S TO ANOTHER YEAR NO MOASS
BAGGIES KEK

>>53003581
This is the BBBY $2 waiting room

>>53003820
I'm insulted, that dumb fuck shillie got pwned. I could never be dumb enough to allow that

Kek hedgies

>>53003833
checked and wow, it's all so true. Please post this list more

>>53003850

>>53003821
The market for retro games is fucking huge but nobody wants to acknowledge it. Get the OEM’s to start making SNES/Genesis/PS1/N64/Dreamcast consoles again and you have a fucking gold mine. You could even have two floors of the pyramid just for that

This is the situation:
Considering the much lower SI we have now, we need at least a 4x pump to even consider starting the squeeze. That means we need to artificially pump to $450-$500.

Now tell me how it's possible to get past the GIANT resistances @ 250, 300, 350, and 400. Considering there are a shitload of bagholders from last year waiting to get out of their positions.

What got us to 150+ was a gamma squeeze that smart money took advantage of when they saw the bears getting too piggish with their options. This shit does not exist past $200. We will literally need to pump the price by sheer FOMO. And with the normies burnt out/distracted from other plays, and Wallstreet actively fighting against this play, I don't see how we generate a pump that is equal to January.

2X might very well be our last frontier. I suggest you make the most of it

>>53003872
Nobody wants to admit it because it's an implicit condemnation of modern games.

>>53003714
Everything is transitionary and all the unprofitable stores that were a detriment to the company were just closed this year. What's the point in bringing this up when the company is profitable and foresees profitability? Are you under the assumption that this company is under normal circumstances?
>>53003262
>Business model
Treat it like a country club, they barred all the riffraff and when treated like entrance is granted based on exclusive membership all you need is current patrons to donate to keep the club flourishing. This arcades will be what country clubs were in the 50s-00s.

>>53003779
This. I picture something like an Ikea store but in red with white lettering. the building itself needs to be an easily recognized meme. i'm thinking shaped like a super maria coin cube or green teleport tube or something weird.

>>53003877 Checked
This is the situation:
Considering the much lower Seed-I we have now, we need at least a 4x feed to even consider starting the Sneed. That means we need to artificially pump to Chuck.

Now tell me how it's possible to get past the GIANT resistances @ Gucci loafers, Park Avenue manicure, gummy bears, and soil pH of 9 when you need a 7-8 max. Considering there are a shitload of Homers from last months waiting to get out of their positions.

What got us to Seed+ was a feed and squeeze that Sneed took advantage of when they saw the Chuck getting too suckish with their options. This shit does not exist past $SEED. We will literally need to feed the seed by sheer SNEED. And with the Sneed Chingus burnt out/distracted, and shill actively fighting against this play, I don't see how we generate a pump that is equal to Big Chungus.

Sneed Chingus might very well be our last meme. I suggest you make the most of it.

>>53003921
All right baggies this is just getting sad now. I thought I'd enjoy watching you lose your money, but seeing some of the distressed apes begging on SS is making me feel bad. If you aren't in a full blown delusional psychosis, you are probably questioning your investment in GME. That's a good thing.

Simply put - it's time to cash out.

It sucks being wrong. It sucks being the 'mark' in a scam. Your ego takes a hit, for sure. But you learn from it and you come out stronger on the other side. If I can shake you out of your delusional stupor RIGHT NOW and you take IMMEDIATE ACTION, there's a chance you can come away with SOME of your finances still intact. Sure, it'll sting to realize such losses - but you'll live to fight another day. By ignoring reality and doubling-down on delusional, conspiratorial thinking, you will only cripple yourself financially, possibly for years or even decades. This isn't some capeshit Marvel movie where the "good guys" overcome insurmountable odds and the "bad guys" get their due. This is reality, where powerful interests grind people like you into dust for a tidy profit.

It's time to WAKE UP BAGGOT.

If you choose to ignore this post, you have only yourself to be blame. But if this has reached you at all, then please, for the love of God, do some self reflection. Talk to a qualified financial advisor. Talk to a friend who's good with money. Literally anything to provide a view that counters your echo-chamber.

>>53003921
Thanks glowie, you gave me eye cancer after reading that

>>53003921
>>53003948
Oh man I see what you did
God damn it go touch some grass

>>53003779
Make it a castle. Gamestop castle.

>>53003983
or shaped like a giant arcade machine if they prefer to go with more of an abstract globohomo design.

>>53003963
>Doesn't recognize two year old pasta
back back back go back

Merry christmas guys! All the best wishes for you- and don't forget jesus and to sneed hedgies! xoxo

After all this is over I shall buy a castle in Scotland and pay for professional game masters to run high end games for rich San Fran nerds in it at obscenely retarded prices.
I'll then turn every fucking last one of those sessions into a murder mystery personally because I hate those people for what they've done to my hobby

>>53003994
No. Also not selling. Try better.

Giant stores would be lit
Given the near infinite number of random shit they could carry there could be an entire floor dedicated to rotating merch
Just once a quarter or whatever have an all hands on deck shift where they load up an 18 wheeler or 2 with the merch from their rotating section and send it to the next city over
Another day to unload the incoming trucks
Maybe having fewer larger locations would solve the problem without having to do this because product would move faster but I don't really go to stores because it's always Funkos I don't care about and maybe two new shirts
I would totally go every quarter and drop some $$ if they actually had new shit to look at

>>53004047
ser you must do of sell the gme

>>53004035
Merry Christmas, Jesus Christ our lord and savior is on our side. Heathenous hedgies will ledge eternal.

>>53003994
>>53003938
>All right baggies this is just getting sad now
Kek
>Simply put - it's time to cash out.
Kek no.
>Talk to a qualified financial advisor
Mega kek
>RIGHT NOW and you take IMMEDIATE ACTION
What's the hurry? Are you bleeding money?

>>53004096
They lapse into jeet giftcard scammer dialect when they get stressed.

>>53004096
Gamestop it RIGHT FUCKING NOW!
Baggies, how long is this going to go on? Huh? How much longer? How many more years? How long until you admit that you need psychological help? The pharma industry is a massive scam, and yet it might be the last hope for you delusional idiots. The pharma industry may unironically be the antidote to your retardation.
How much longer are you going to shit up this site? Stupid fucking retards. Go and buy Shib if you feel the urge to gamble your money. All this cope about how Gamestop company is actually turning its life around an SHEEIIT is starting to get old. Stop it right now. Admit that you are a gambler. You have zero control over where the price will go. You have zero control over how many shares are owed to whomever and at what APR the shorts have to cover when the ladder dark pool activates. You have zero control over how many shares your fellow apes have Computershared. You have zero control over the next time Robinhood decides to turn off buy orders.
The whole point of the Short Squeeze was never about the fundamentals of the Gamestop company. You only started touting the fundamentals after the the squeeze failed. Fucking stupid fucks. I dont care if you buy more GME or sell. I literally dont care. Just shut the fuck up about your retarded shit. Fucking idiotic fuckhead bitch fucking dumbasses. SHUT THE FUCK UP ABOUT YOUR STUPID SHIT.

>>53004096
Oh god damn it it's another pasta fuck this place

>>53004060
ser i wil follow advice and redeem of gme. thank you ser.

>>53004121
You will never be a real investor. You have no job, you have no gains, you have no money. You are neet man twisted by the promise of riches from meme stocks into a crude mockery of what we call wall street.
All the “validation” you get is two-faced and half-hearted. Behind your back people mock you. Your parents are disgusted and ashamed of you, your “friends” laugh at your portfolio behind closed doors. You continuously buy high and never profit.
You will never be happy. You wrench out a fake smile every single morning when you check your portfolio and tell yourself it’s going to be ok tomorrow, but deep inside you feel the depression creeping up like a weed, ready to crush you under the unbearable weight.
Eventually the weight of your bags will be too much to bear - you’ll tie a noose, take the jump, and plunge into the cold abyss. Your parents will find you, heartbroken but relieved that they no longer have to live with the unbearable shame and disappointment of having a bagholding child.

This is your fate. This is what you chose. There is no turning back.

>>53004130
this is of much good idea ser. sell all gamestocks asap

>>53004118
Sneed

>>53004134
weak and made of dust pilled
ngmi

>>53004164
>SNEED

sell

>>53004177

>>53004051
I do like going to stores to look at things, but GameStop stores are so small that you can see pretty much everything just by walking through for less than a minute. It can be fun to go to places just to look at stuff. And then who knows, something might catch your eye that you impulsively buy just because you thought it looked neat. I don't want experiences like that to completely disappear.

>>53004134
finance bro, stop right here.
gamestop can only win and can't ever go back into the basement to be boxed. you lost, just admit it to yourself. and stop trying to fud. it's pointless. maybe change your profession and find an honest traditional trade instead of being a scummy short selling and fear mongering parasite. maybe your wife and kids will actually respect you for once and you might actually contribute positively to society. or you know jus take the ledge pledge and kys because i'm never selling.

>>53002320
I hope more die.

>>53004114
huh... cats DRS huh.

Holy shit, sometimes I think the people here are more retarded than on Superstonk. There is no way a modern arcade style business model will work. Even if you were a member, paying a membership fee it still wouldn't be enough to make them money. Overheads are just too large now on any physical location, staff, electric, it's all too much. The finance industry has literally syphoned off all of the money. The only way to make money now is through offering a service online. Even better if it's B2B or SAAS. Pool clubs are shutting down throughout the country and a gamestop with "le heckin tournaments" would be even more expensive than that. Even if you did run regular FIFA tournaments for all the mexicans they wouldn't turn up if they had to pay a membership. And white people would go once a month and that's it as there's no furry porn involved. Black people wouldn't turn up until after the place had closed for the evening. Women wouldn't turn up at all. Stop being retarded.

>>53004331
If you deny this you're a retard. Go and loo at the difference in clientele in the clubs now compared with 15 years ago. All the bars and clubs near me are closing down. Women used to go there every Fri/Sat night, now they just stay at home and get their attention through apps. Likewise with men. The internet has been a disaster for small businesses and physical stores. Even if I ever go past a McDonald's now, I see Uber eats drivers in there all congregating around the desk waiting for their customers orders. IN MCDONALDS!!!! People literally get the worst food imaginable delivered to them. That's how bad things are.

>>53001760
Have him and Ken pointing at elon in front of gamestop.

>>53004177
>look i sneeded him. Am i 4chen now?

You know what I think?

>>53002442
How about you go back and fucking stay there you jannieniggerfaggot.

>>53004368
holy fucking newfag
go the FUCK back

>>53004331
>There is no way a modern arcade style business model will work
Counterpoint: https://www.round1usa.com/locations

>>53004331
that's where moass comes into play. it's the black hole in the market bucket of overleveraged and parasitic finance. moass money will drain hedge fund accounts and make money flow back into consumer, producer and creator wallets and will leave money gambling hedgies bleeding out, financially and literally speaking.
only because (You) lack the visionary creative thought and manifesting power to see a better future and envision gamestop as the cornerstone of global gaming culture does not mean it's not coming true, it just means you are a tunnel visioned fear driven midwit retard.

>>53004396
That reddit nigger thinks he shithole represents all of America. Man arcades were popping up all over the US before the fakeflu lockdowns.

>>53004387
>mumu ogun THUNDERSTRIKE YOU
sneed. It's a subtle joke. You wouldn't understand.

>>53004392
Round 1 is actually a nice place. Arcade games, drinks, bowling, crane machines, and other fun things. People like this stuff.

>>53004450
I don't like that stuff, I don't like people.

>>53004450
Never said it wasn’t. The great thing is it has enough machines to appeal to most users, like the newly released weebshit that hasn’t even gotten a translation yet or the classic cranes and skeeball. The one I go to is also in a mall so that keeps them from gouging their food court prices too much, so that’s nice

I ESPECIALLY don't like faggots or lesbians. Same-sex attraction is a subhuman behaviour for rapists and people who deserved to be raped.

Merry Christmas Eve. I hate Ryan Cohen so much it's unreal

RC needs the rope for what he's done
I'm tired of his antics, he is decidedly NOT running a tight ship

>>53003200

Staking competitions for shooters and racing games

> we go into a 20 person lobby and all front $ 0.50 worth of NFTs towards a pot for either the winning person or team
> when the winnings get distributed, GamestopNFT gets a kickback
> imagine all the untapped revenue from gamers and fanatics
> kek, sers, yours the baggies now

ALL MY HOMIES SAY FUCK CITADEL.

>niggerfaggot got jannied again

I like Ryan Cohen and I hope he has a wonderful Christmas.

>>53003438
Stay comfy, comfy blanket poster.

>>53004710
Sucks too, I really liked that list of why to buy GME

>>53003195
You're fogetting niggers would ruin it. Definately add a cheap sub fee or something to keep loitering to a minimum.

>>53004703
FUCK CITADEL! FUCK FUCK CITADEL!

>>53004703
BLOCKCHAIN
POGS

>>53004700
>>53004556
What are you retards on about

Niggiefiggie was here???

>>53004739
I remember being taught orderliness as a kid when they showed us how to form a single file line. Do you think kids would be so rowdy they wouldn't line up for the coolest thing that everyone is doing at the time? If they don't like it, they'll stay home or what kind of a gangster plays video games anyways? And with CBDC around, what money will gangsters even use/earn?? Once they disarm your ass, all you'll have left is call of duty.

>>53004790
I never thought about it but eliminating cash would probably stop more crime than anything else, given that the people monitoring the transactions aren't serial rapist glowniggers.

how about table top gaming and pokemon card style games, except the cards become thin little flexible screens that you can load your NFTs onto for a session.
We visited Newport RI this year, and there was a tiny mom and pop arcade on the strip, and that place was packed everytime we went by. Finally took my kids in and they had an absolute riot for two hours, and got legitimately good prizes with their tickets. If Cohen is able to provide gamers of all ages and types a place to feel normal, the money will flow.

I just converted 440 shares with an average purchase price of 19.09 from plan to book

>>53004713
You mean Hanukkah. I've read on the internetz that Jewish people celebrate the season by draining the life force out of virginal Christmas elves with sharpened dreidels in honor of sam bankman their dark overlord but i might be wrong.

>>53004752
Teddy did not:
>make Thanksgiving great again
>save Christmas
>end New Year with a Bang

Teddy is a faggot and so is RC. Dude needs to stop tweeting and actually start turning GameStop around. Two fucking years it's been

>>53004375
Really, this goes for everyone.

wagmi niggas

>>53004876
It does help that there's like nothing for kids to do there. Rent is ridic so unless you're loaded you don't have a beach house with a game room or w/e, most of the beaches are private (and the water is cold), and the stores downtown are the epitome of Boomer shopping.

>>53004852
yeah because cash went from a replacement for bartering into a valuation tool of people's time and energy which is existentially invaluable hence why they need religion but we all know where that has led us lmao. guesswork gets you nowhere, scientists act all cool and shit but I wonder how much of that aryan alien shit is actually real now

combustion vs induction and all that good jazz

>>53004752
GME Ain't Free. The blockchain and NFTs gotta be littered with bankrupcy statements from web 2.0 corporations. Ryan Choin AKA "JEW" is not my chairman, his ship is not tight and coherent, and probably celebrates Hanukkah as well :DD Blockchain and NFT not boyn choin gew boy

>>53005005
>the water is cold
Rhode Island is piss warm compared to New Hampshire, Maine, and Canada beaches.

>>53004852
Yeah but do you trust them to use it just for that?
I don't. You can't punish everyone to stop criminals.

I would take 3k per share tomorrow if it was offered to me. Hedgies take note.

>>53005051
Are you a shill? Be honest with me, because there's no mention of taxes in that post.

>>53005024
It's not the coldest ever, but the only reason I'd choose it over a Mid-Atlantic/Southern beach is the lack of Navy/shipping-related pollution. Newport is a weird fucking place to be if you don't have a lot of money (talking dropping 5 figures in a day without batting an eyelash).

And even then, they're not letting you onto the good beaches.

>>53005051
I would give up a significant portion of my broker shares. Those are the ones brokers care about anyway so it's a good deal. DRSed shares stay put forever so I can get my GME Owner's Card benefits (exclusive airport lounge access, hotel discounts WITH a fully-loaded gaming PC set up by concierge in my room, healthy gaming snacks).

>>53004727
>

>>53003872
I was thinking including stuff like Analogue's consoles would help selling any inventory of original cartridges they happened to have on hand. If they took on reproduction retro consoles and games that'd be interesting.

>>53005051
Me too, I would sell 2 shares to cover my cost basis and then hold the rest of my shares to infinity ofc

>>53005215
How is that, legality-wise? Genuinely don't know.

>>53005269
That's why we need to cut copyright to 20 years.

>>53005269
Stuff like the console’s name and boot roms are trademarked/copyrighted (and the designs might be also), but the concept of “hardware that implements this instruction set and graphical output” isn’t, which is why there’s so many emulators online without issue. Nothing GMErica couldn’t negotiate though

still comfy xmas holding
Merry Xmas frens!
WAGMI

>>53003872
>>53005215

>Buy 51% of Nintendo
>make them release emulator software for Android, Linux, Windows, $10 for a virtual console key plus $1 per official ROM download, basically 99% pure profit (all license keys held through NFTs of course)
>create virtual console network for multiplayer over the internet
>Nintendo profits and popularity soar, investment is successful

>>53005477
7s Christmas check

My wife is at Publix. Anyone need anything?

>>53005051
Tomorrow is Sunday…

>>53005524
MOASS

>>53005269
As far as I'm aware Nintendo's legal team haven't gone after Analogue or MiSTer so that aspect is fine at least. Reproductions would absolutely need all the licensing stuff in order. Think companies like Strictly Limited selling new Genesis and SNES cartridges for Turrican and Darius for a game example.

>>53005477
Xmas checked.

>>53005492
Thinking about the progress they were making on the Virtual Console just to reset it all after retiring Wii U and 3DS is frustrating.

>>53005543
That's fine. I can accommodate.

>>53005477
Checked. Merry Christmas!

>>53005524
one moass please thank you

https://youtu.be/TptzkkbC1vE

buying one of these for 1 GME after moass.

baggots

>need anything?
>need anything?
>need anything?
>need anything?
>need anything?

>>53005051
i'd sell one (1) of my broker shares for three fiddy thousand. hedgies take note. serious offer. contact me asap. offer expires monday.

Dont worry baggies, moass by next xmas. Oh wait you said that last year too lmao kek baggies

Post MOASS I'm going to kiss so many tight tummies and there's nothing you Chinese New Year Celebrating Citadellies can do about it.

WAGMI

>>53005682
why do you guys never have any 4chan screenshots?

>>53005724

>>53005492
>>53005550
>005550
neat
>>53005578
WAGMI FRENS!

>>53005724

>>53005724
happy?

Bros should I get Jedi Fallen Order or Pentiment?

>>53005757
lmao how do you care so much

lmao look how mad he is

>>53005477
Comfy Christmas Check

>>53005757
>>53005682
RENT FREE BABY

>>53005724
They are predditors.

>>53005801
his waifu got violated

kek dumb fuck baggoids

are you guys ready for an awesome 2023? Because I am ready and 2023 will be awesome! wagmi frens and happy holiday-newyear-wintermagic-time!
Also chart still flat.

>>53005709
I have been so so so naughty this year...

Sup baggies. Just popping by to let you know you're losers and wish you a bad Christmas. Cheers I'll be off now, enjoy your negative 40+% year dumbfuck dipshit baggie bros!

>>53005988
Checked. We all know you hold GME but are too deprived of attention to leave this shit hole.

>53005988
And very Merry Christmas to you too Mr. Scrooge!

do citadel employees get overtime for holiday shilling here or only on reddit?

>>53006041
Citadel employees are just seething because their wives are nagging about the lack of Christmas bonuses.

kek christmas eve baggies

>>53006041
>do citadel employees get overtime f
Do you think Daniel went to gamestop and recorded a impotent video on company time?

>MMTLP explodes Tuesday
>GME follows in short order
>Along with all the basket stocks
>Dollar regime starts to collapse
>But for a few days, before corporations have a chance to respond, I'm a filthy rich fuck and can fast-track a trip to CES
One can hope.

>>53006078
All your time is company time on salary.

>>53005550
>>53005320
This all makes sense, thanks.
>>53005288
Checked and agree even if I don't know that copyright is expressly relevant wrt hardware. Clout is what drives the power of copyright anyway - try winning against Disney or your resident suspiciously wealthy furry when they infringe on yours - so maybe we cut out the middleman.

>>53006148
Copyright drives software, bundled software drives hardware. Imagine selling semi beefy RetroArch Android machines preloaded with every video game released before 2003 and associated cores.

>>53005988
lol you hedge bros suck so much you deserve everything bad coming your way. the ledge can't come soon enough for you. in fact do the world a favor and jump tonight. just do it. get it over with. there is no hope for you.
listen hedge bros if you read this and don't jump your mom will die tonight in her sleep. (gme holders are of course exempt).

>>53006195
Early consoles don't ship with much software to speak of iirc. It's just whatever's on there to boot the game ROM (for cartridges) or load the disc image into memory (for disc-based media). Obviously the games themselves are subject to copyright.

>>53006115
Let me rephrase that: Do you think Daniel went to gamestop and recorded a impotent video on company dollar?

Can someone truly breakdown MOASS actually coming to fruition? Do you foresee the price going to 6-7 figures? Would the governing entities allow such price action? Would RC make a deal with the FED? I have XXX shares with computershare.

>>53006372
No, because there are no more company dollars. He does it for free.

Kek baggies

>>53006378
>allow it
they're the ones causing it buddy

>>53006378
>Can someone truly breakdown MOASS actually coming to fruition?
Yes
>Do you foresee the price going to 6-7 figures?
Not for very long but yes
>Would the governing entities allow such price action?
Short squeezes in the past have reached millions per share at their peak, it's a bastard to get it to happen because you basically have to have a mountain of proof and regulatory bodies willing and able to look into it and do something about it to force the issue, but here we are
>Would RC make a deal with the FED?
Irrelevant, he doesn't control the shares people own that have to be bought to close positions so there's nothing he could "make a deal with the fed" about and dilution wouldn't pass shareholder vote

>>53006378
I have it on good authority the squeeze will happen, we will rise to $800 and then split, rising to $800 again eventually

>>53006421
RC can dilute on us up to a BILLION shares without shareholder approval or a vote. It's what he's going to do during MOASS to save the global financial system. It sucks we won't all be millionaires but it's much more important the world not collapse. You understand

>>53006430
I would honestly settle for this. Plenty for retirement, a nice house and funds to travel. Also, since we don't see a cataclysmic market wipeout as foretold in the dd, pension funds are kept in tact!

>>53006447
The company is authorized to issue up to a billion shares, but in order to issue more shares they would have to put it to a vote like they did last time for the splividend. The odds of that vote passing are extremely low, and also the machinations of that would take so long that the price would be soaring well before another split or issuance or any form of dilution would take place. Since you like to take the piss so much maybe you can take my cum instead, you understand?

>>53006482
>but in order to issue more shares they would have to put it to a vote like they did last time for the splividend
All the company would have to do is recommend voting yes to everything, and everyone on reddit will gladly go over the cliff on their suggestion

>>53006515
Merry Christmas

>>53006114
Speaking of, any updates on the MMTLP situation.

When's the split via dividend happening? That's what's going to be the silver bullet.Too many shares have been sold on brokers there won't be enough shares to distribute out to them.

>>53006430
So they can do this until there’s a billion shares in the float?

Or

Are we going to witness McDonald v2.0, where that one town all became millionaire?

I just want to ensure my son has a healthy backup so he doesn’t have to financial stress like I did. I’m literally eating rice and beans to reach X,XXX shares.

I believe in the MOASS thesis, no doubt in my mind we will squeeze.

a single security exhibiting idiosyncratic risk?

>>53006554
That was Coca-Cola and it printed money because it was an actually profitable business with cash dividends, not squeeze dynamics.

>>53006542
Merry Christmas

>>53006650
>>53006542
Merry Christmas!

>>53006388
And so are the rest of the shills. Speaking of which, you remember the Clinton emails? A clinton staffer asked why were the ctr fags always at work. To put it simply, the other staffer specifically called them "losers" and said they were there on their own time. That is, Clinton's shills did it for free. Daniel, being chink, is highly likely to do it for free.

>>53006662
You're my INIGGA

>>53006668
Lmao ya ok doin it for free.

>>53006421
Sorry but you’re incorrect, there is no peak, it will have their massive dips but it will look like the bitcoin stock to flow model, for more info read peruvian bulls DD or DFV twitter post, an infinity squeeze is in the making anon

Happy Christmas Goyim https://www.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/zuk00b/merry_christmas_and_may_the_new_year_bring_us/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf

>>53006671
t-thanks you too fren :)

MERRY MOASS BAGGIES!

>>53006662
Merry Catmas!
WAGMI

>>53006855
Bless you hedgie shill. Christ is King and even He loves (you).

Merry Christmas EVERYONE!

>>53006552
Well, the shills are on their subreddit trying to implicate SS in brigading, so there's that.

I hope all my frens have a nice and wonderful Christmas. I also hope that Ken Griffin shits his pants and gets a pile of coal.

The shills are gonna be here this weekend because it's not Canadian Christmas tomorrow.

>>53007053
I would be $70 richer if MMTLP was not mentioned in these threads, but they were and now I'm not

MOASS b4 Christmas?

>>53001735
Merry Christmas from an eurofren. Stay merry, comfy weekend /gme/

>>53007094
2023? I doubt it bro. I think we're looking at late 2024/early 2025 to be completely honest with you family

Happy Christmas amigos!

>>53006984
WAGMI!

>>53005757
Kek

WAGMI

>>53007287
>based
Reminder that Lum belongs to /GME/ now

>>53007287
based

>>53007287
>>53007325
I'm a GME holder and I approve this Lum OC. Lum will being us Mo'Ass.

Lamu post are based.

One more Lum edit

>>53007325
uhh bros that's not a good thing
lumposting is a top signal

>>53007738
We are reclaiming her, she is the mascot of GME now, not a signal for anything

>>53007755
check 'em boys

Merry Christmas Anons

>>53007755
what belongs to them now belongs to us. same as the stock market.

>>53007854
Merry Christmas, Anon-kun. wagmi

>>53007287
I'm actually getting more and more into Lum these days despite hating it/her originally.
>>53007325
This one is particularly kino

What will be the new copium when we're still baggies in December 2023?

>>53007949
You’ll be a baggie forever

>>53007949
I'd sell by then and take a shit at the front door of gme headquarters in grapevine. What's the copium going to be if we're not baggies?

>>53007971
hahaha you a bitch!

>>53007976
>what’s the copium going to be if we're not baggies
will never happen baggie

>>53007716
>>53007325
>>53007287
these are all pretty good

>>53006561
The one true stock?

I still can't decide if moass will be slow and steady or fast and violent. In case of the second I have a few limit orders for money. But I would really hate to miss it. For pure entertainment I'd really love to witness it live.

Is this peak flatlining? I've never seen AH repeat the algo fractal before.

>>53007949
24 is a nicer number anyway.

So what if we wake up on monday to a christmas miracle moass?

>>53008255
Checked, markets are closed on Monday for Kwanzaa.

>>53008260
I fucking hate kikes

>>53008267
>>53008267
>>53008267
Threaded.

>>53006447
>>53006430
Ok glowie. We see you. And we’re not selling

>>53007866
>what belongs to them now belongs to us
>transfer of Lum was the vanguard of the transfer of wealth all along
Kino