/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>52998612
Mug some people then go gambling

>>52998620
No mugging

>>52998612
Online surveys. I could do it in 30 minutes.

>>52998661
I can mug people if I want

Handjobs for cash
Anal sex for cash

Go to work

>>52998917
why are buttholes so sexy bros?

>>52998612
Short bitfuck

grind poker on 6 handed NL 10 tables, multitabling between 8 and 12 tables (2 if it's fastpoker)

Sell something I don't need for $5

>>52998661
>no mugging
Begging would probably work, it’s just 5$ in 5h
>no begging
Could probably sell something I own for cheap
>you have to net profit
Idk I’ll go to a printer and print some weeb or lgbt stickers and go buy some empty phone cases and slap them on them and try to sell them in front of schools for like a buck extra per case

can I pick the day of the week? if so, I would go trash picking on bulk garbage day and just look for stuff to list on ebay for a comparatively low price compared to other listings.

>>52998612
Steal some power tools from an unguarded garage, then sell them at a pawn shop.

Scrap metal, just go out on trash day. If you want to be a scum bag just go steal some from a construction site. If I didn’t have anything going on that’s what I would do. Even w/ plenty going I still can’t let good peices of copper, brass or aluminum go, have a shipping container filled w/ it for a rainy day.

>>52999136
You really do aluminum too? I used to scrap and from what I remember it didn’t pay very well because it’s so low density

>>52999163
the aluminum didn’t pay well, I mean
the rest of it doesn’t pay well either but it was a fun part of my life overall

Fish a reciept out of the trash at walmart from someone who paid with cash (difficult these days). Locate merchandise in store. Return said merchandise.

Panhandle.

If your state has ten cent deposits that only 50 cans for five bucks. In five hours? Easy.

There is always a way.

>>52998612
ill use my butt instead of mouth

>>52998612
Beg outside of 7-11

>>52998661
You can't change the rules after issuing the challenge you faggot nigger jew

>>52998612
i could probably find that much empty beer cans since its weekend

>>52999862
>Collecting cans/bottles from the streets
You need to find 20 bottles worth 0.25cent to vet $5. These days its unironically better to work under the table for some construction company while getting 'tism bucks from the state. You'll earn as much as a family man

>>53000194
how would that work? can you just walk into a random construction area and ask if they have some work?

>>52998612
Play guitar on discord for money

>>53000308
You know a guy who knows a guy

>>52998612
$100 on 10x long, $100 on 10x short, ez

>>52998612
Scour pavements for dropped cash
Bet on a couple of sports events
Ask someone if they want their car washed

>>52998612
Go to a busy parking lot. Ask people for a dollar because you're short for parking. Most people will pay a dollar to get you to fuck off. Do this 5 times. Problem solved.

>>52998612
uber eats

>>52998612
>>52998661
I made $970,000 this year. How much did you make pal?

You see pals, that’s who I am and you’re nothing. So what, you made a few millions during the last bear market? I don’t give a shit. Partnered with some globohomo shitcoin again? Fuck you, go home and play with your tokens. You wanna shitpost here? Suffer.
You think this is abuse? You think this is abuse, you cocksuckers? You can’t take this, how can you take the daily abuse you get in every thread on /biz/? You don’t like it? Leeeave! I can go out there tonight with the materials you got, make myself fifteen thousand dollars shorting Chainlink. Tonight. In two hours. Can you? Can you?
Go and do likewise gentlemen.
T.H.E. G.R.E.A.T. R.E.S.E.T.
Get mad! You sons of bitches. Get mad. You know what it takes to fight the Schwablord? It takes brass balls to short Chainlink. Go and do likewise, gents. The money’s out there, you short it now and it’s yours. You don’t? I have no sympathy for you.

>>52998612
Take a salvation army kettle.
It’s all going to go to nonwhites anyways.

>>52998612
buy cigarettes and sell them for £1 each at nightclubs

>>53002705

I just use my OSRS account to grind gold and sell it online. Should be able to make $5 worth in 5 hours.

>>52998612
Dumpster diving.

Gambling. A rollover challenge.

>>52999163
>didn’t pay very well
You need a lot of scrap metal and you need to wait when prices go up.
I dumpster dive, would love to grab metal but I lack the space, I just collect bullets and loose pocket change.
I once found a full pack of smokes, that was dope.

>>53002743
yes sir, I also like 10x rupees sir

mug someone
beg on a busy street corner
look at craigslist job ads, do one
get cash from an ATM

I make $55 in five hours staking Premia.

>>53002752
Please tell me more anon. You find bullets in the trash?