/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>52984712
why do you do it

>>52984724
why do you not?

holy fuck am I bad at timing the bottom and top

There are 3 /smg/s in the catlog

>>52984751
What's in store for tomorrow morning?

there is BLOOD in my POOP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Op thinks he’s too good for cunny jokes…

The therapy office didn't email me back about an appointment...
Now I will never fix my mental health
And red days like this do not help
fuck

Friendly reminder DOGE will pump this weekend.

Also we keep dumping tomorrow.

>>52984754
report them for flooding the board then

>>52984785
Already used all my 50 free reports

>>52984760
Missed opportunities.

If you had just bi India Nifty 50 you not in thes situation sers. We telling you most needful powerful 2020 and not listened sers. Now we a redeem on you!?!

Musk just announced that he will not sell any more TSLA shares until 2025

I'm down 13k on small caps in the past month, I have around 70000 shares of degenerate gambles.

I was up 38k in November

>fut ures

>>52984823
lmao

>>52984777
>partaking in the therapeutic jew

NGMI. Fix your diet

>>52984712
i lost $3k today i will be ending my life shortly

this market is way too fucking volatile, how the hell are you supposed to make any money

Limit up day tomorrow? That early morning dump got slurped like it was nothing. Even BTC is green on the day kek.

>>52984867
make sure to film it, also take out some glow niggers while your at it so you wont be a waste of space and be useful for once

>>52984858
valedictorian

I am off work tomorrow so I think I'm just going to pretend the market doesn't exist and just expect to see -2% by close.

Epic power hour desu senpai.

I bought oil again

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

Is it bad that I have $42k in SPY puts again?

I just had to rebuy at 2 minutes to market close today.

Feb 17th date.

Feels fishy. Feels... like... I could make a ton of money.

I never feel like this.

>>52984764
better than having poop in your blood

>>52984895
in real life

>>52984912
Eh I took profits over the last 2 years so it's okish, I made around 200k

>futures

>>52984712
I have to say, it feels nice to be right once in a while, bros. How did you make out today?

probably super low volume day tomorrow most people taking the day off or going to get snowed in

>>52984946
Bretty gud.

Got back in last minute. Bought and sold puts.

>>52984946
Terrible down 1k or so

Just read about DryShips saga, how the fuck did SEC turn a blind eye to this shit?
>inb4 they all are on the same side

https://www.motherjones.com/kevin-drum/2017/07/the-bizarre-dryships-story-keeps-getting-more-bizarre/

>>52984944
i know that feel

>>52984912
I threw my profits in a hysa because I would probably lose them.

Here's the amex account I took the account number out.

>>52984988
>mother jones

>>52984866
I think I'm beyond that as a solution

>>52984965
Nice.

>futures
wow it's fucking nothing

>>52985003
Sorry, I'm too lazy to do research at night and the whole takeover is explained in a very simple way which should be understandable to even room temp IQ maj...minority here.

>>52985005
therapist or shrink isnt going to help, unless you are seriously insane or something, and even then... Going through the effort of self improvement almost always fixes your problems along the way, and its free. therapy gets a lot of people paying for a slow drip of shit they could have found out themselves

>>52985052
It helped me, if you have a good therapist at the very least it is a confidential, unbiased observer you can talk to.

>>52985005
You can always make a skull alter so you are never lonely, just sorce them off bodies donated to science.

>>52985052
I don't know what else to improve? I'm fit, I'm healthy, I make over $200k a year... and yet I have no friends and am completely unable to get close to other people, even my family. I guess I could improve my investing abilities (lol lmao) but I don't think that's the underlying problem.

>Crude oil futures
THEY TRIED TO BURY US

>buy calls at 377 today
>watch them lose 75% of their value
>watch them climb back up to 3x my buy in price and sell them
>climbs another 200% soon as I sell
No matter what happens i always feel like im getting raped. Tomorrow I go 100% all in once again because apparently there is no off of this fucking gay ride.

>imagine not being short theta, delta, gamma and long vega going into the year end dump

Do newfags really not understand Greeks and actually go net long in bear market rallies?

>>52985052
>Going through the effort of self improvement almost always fixes your problems along the way, and its free.

that's hard work, though. and accepting personal responsibility for your problems. and not playing the victim for a change. also it's probably transphobic and antisemetic and racist because it sounds like one of the definitions of what "white" is so i'm pretty sure we're gonna have to lock you up, chud.

>>52985114
I feel the same anon, but I will do the opposite of you so at least one of us can be right tomorrow :) good luck.

>>52984867
lol u fukken pussy

>Yields

>>52985000
see anyone that is planning on buying stocks just for the dividends needs to see this as an example. that high yield savings account is giving significantly higher yield than most dividend stocks. if you are just dca'ing into random stocks for the dividends you are definitely not getting the best return, and now your cash is locked into an equity until you are in a position to cash out. not to mention that most yields barely even beat inflation, even in a non rate-hiked environment. you are basically losing purchasing power in the long run.

>>52985109
What the hell, i thought it was stuck at 74. When did it get so high?

>>52984745
oh man.
I should really make one of my college girl hookers dress up as megumin again

>market dumps
>car payment comes due
>winter storm
>drove through a toll road by accident no idea what I owe
Ever got one of those days where things are just all bad, at once?

I also got into a shitfight with some retarded 20s/30s year old recruiter thot who insisted she needed someone with "2 years of turbotax experience" for her meme bookeeper job which paid only 40k a year no bennies and got mad when I told her you can't rent for so little within 2 hours of where her business is- she insisted a college student could do it fulltime while going to classes fulltime and they could 'negotiate a better wage later' (so no guaranteed promotion, just somehow ask for enough money to actually live on). I didn't go further but it really shows these absolute niggers think people should just be slaves.

But that wasn't bad, it was just funny that she got mad when I pointed out I already make 40/hr so that's crap.

>>52985152
FULL
B
A
C
K
WARDATION

>>52984912
saw this on the FT front page today, kek.

>>52984867
Try turning $1000 into $46000 and then back to $0 in the span of 4 days. You will be incapable of feeling pain after that.

>>52984867
Thanks for the money chummmmmmmmp

>>52985152
it was almost 80 earlier in the day then it had a mass drop

>>52984867
Sounds like someone needs to watch Margin Call again.

>>52985135
Are u the spxl guy?

>>52985171

>>52985167
i don't even know how to do that

>>52985105
Well if thats the case, you should dedicate your time to researching that problem yourself. A therapist is going to tell you to practice being social, so my point remains--you can solve this problem yourself, for free

>>52985131
lel

>>52985082
I also went to therapy for a brief time years ago, and thought it helpful afterwards, until I realized the urge to pay someone else to fix the problem was really part of my ultimate problem--not taking control of my own destiny

uh oh.

>>52985193
>Are u the spxl guy?
I’m the nigger, you stupid newfag
https://youtu.be/qnlx9gwiHG8

>>52985194

>>52985213
I wonder whos behind this one

>>52985140
That's around a month of intrest since I pulled out in late october.

>>52985171
Are you shorting soxl? Why not calls on soxs?

>>52984988
There are a lot of exemptions available for private offerings. It’s really not the SEC slipping or anything, fundamentally they had to dump basically the entire float into the market. It’s on the retards who bought

>>52985213
I wanted to short Tesla again when I went over 1000$ a while back but I lost 20k in a day being short it when it burst past 100 years ago and I’m scarred for life.

TSLA would be overvalued even at 50% it’s current price.

>>52984764
Stop putting dicks in there and take some ivermectin to cure your faggotry

>>52985194
I liked this show
Desu

>>52985269
betto a cute
it's true

>futures

>>52985198
Last years christmas rally. Kept going all in on 0DTE calls and kept winning. Until i stopped winning.

>>52985233
Cause of the skew and the chop. It’s priced in both ways but puts are cheaper relative on SOXL as the risk is seen to the upside and the chop/decay is priced in SOXL puts whereas SOXS calls have a premium you pay for the leveraged leverage and you own the chop and decay by being long with them.

Leveraged (especially 3x) funds have inverse skew due to the nature of their gearing. Everyone knows the long play is for outsized gains so it is priced in. If you inverse that you get paid more better as it were. There’s math and shit involved but basically just short the shit that you think will go down for leveraged funds cause the inverse funds have premiums already priced in for that eventuality.

TL;DR Do the opposite of what the Jews say.

>>52985159
I feel you anon. Some days are just total loser days, lose all your money and get shit on by everyone.

Also I’m pretty sure most CPA’s don’t use TurboTax so I guarantee you that wasn’t the place for you, even if the pay was better

Bad weather is a coming soon. Snow/ice/neg temps and wind. The whole shat bag in one. I shudder at my nat gas bill once this whole mess blows over. But oh well. Long as my electric stays on and my pipes don't freeze its all good.

>>52985300
How much shit did your bagfolio eat today, Coke Boomer?

>>52985167
Yeah dude I feel you. Pissed away 30k because I’m retarded and wanted 200k

>>52985277
She’s pretty good

>>52985283
i do gamble, i suppose. but never when it comes to things like calls when it can go straight to zero. i do mean to learn how 0dte calls are done

>>52985311
Here’s a free stock tip; go all in FEB 350 SPY puts on the bounce tomorrow. Sell for 10x when SPY touches 350 in Jan.

>>52985311
Yup. Told myself id have 100k before years end. Instead i got fucking zero lol. All in all it was an excellent learning lesson, i bet even if i got 100k i still wouldnt have sold. I told this story to friends and they all rag on me on how crazy i was not to cash out but nobody can say shit when they never been in that situation before.

>>52985159
U will owe around 10 dollars pay it, it's probably some gay plate scanner tech.

Yes I got a super gay parking ticket for 75$ after parking next to the pay meter and paying for parking spot and time because it's on a residence only street that's allowable by special permission only. I hate europe so goddamn much.

>>52985339
Yeah because I know better and not be retarded and greedy and know when to end on a high note.

>>52985238
Remember, TSLA went up %1900 in 2021 and is only down %67 in 2022

>>52984712

Got a letter from the IRS in the mail today. I wonder if they're wishing me a merry christmas?

>>52985336
I’m literally not allowed to trade options anymore, even if I wanted very badly to buy those puts

>>52985339
That’s my thinking too. No way I would’ve stopped at 100-200k if I got that high I probably would’ve aimed for the big 10 milly still

"Let your winners run" is the most stupid stock market advice ever.

You simply can't prove me wrong.

Oil is the play for next year bros. I don't have to explain shit for you. It just is. Do with this information what you will

>>52985371
So it still has another -1833% to go down right?

>>52985398
I always take some profits for psychological reasons. Even if its less than 5%

>>52985336
i am literally gonna do this

>>52985388
bot post/ban evader

>>52985398
how do you manage risk, anon?

What is habbening with >futures I’m too shook to look

>>52985409
Yes, it's the most sure mathematical short on the market now

>>52985365
The hardest part of trading is when to close a position and flip the script. I woke up to 15k gain this morning. Immediately sold 1/3 my SPY puts and hedged half the deltas on the rest with short puts in the front month. I saw my profit go up to nearly 20k. Knew I should have just closed out the position but was down over 4k on my hedge and was still short delta so figured I’d let it ride.

Knew the bottom was in by the third five minute candle, had my finger on the trigger to close and flip to long 0DTE 376 calls. Didn’t send em. Lost 4k+ in gains and probably another 15k in opportunity had I gone all in. Could have pulled out the hero trade of the year. I did not.


All that matters at the end of the year is did you beat the market plus inflation? I’ve absolutely trounced both of them so it’s all good.

>>52985307
Only down 0.14% today.

>>52985167
I've learned that not taking profits is not so much about greed for me but FOMO. I'm afraid of dealing with knowing I left money on the table. Which is dumb, when I type it out like that.

It's like, if you're afraid of dealing with your future emotions, then you've lost already. I gotta start taking profits

>>52985446
It's flat in anticipation for tomorrows data to come out.

>>52985393
What did you do to pics of your female broker to such an extent?

https://youtu.be/Z2YiRgGjF1Y
Oopsie poopsie

>>52985462
I mean it can’t go down 3% everyday r-right bro ha ha

>>52985300
I still remember you as T boomer. What a shitco that is.

>>52985485
I think it's going to pump tomorrow.

>>52985389
If they're summoning you to their office for an audit, remember: kick someone's ass the first day or become someone's bitch.

>>52985485
Sure dude I hate this month.

>>52985483
that shit sounds terrible, dawg.

>>52985462
What shit comes out tomorrow?

‘>Thread Theme

https://youtu.be/8Zc4S1shXas

Is it the weekend, yet?

>>52985483
For me it's I'm A Playa.

Also you think Brainard is going to get Commerce or is her eye on taking over after Powell?

>>52985539
Here,baby
>https://www.investing.com/economic-calendar/

>>52985487
Was mostly in that for the divvy and Warner. Well the divvy got the ax and Warner got spun out. But oh well. Worked out good for me. 3 years of tax breaks (due to carryover rule) and I got Warner cheap as hell now due to this year's shat. As for my lost divvy, well thanks to this year's shat the lost divvy was regained and then some.

>>52985549
It sure feels like it. Alas, no. Christmas is only truncating next week.

>>52985533
Wasted dub dubs, shame
https://youtu.be/PsI4smCXYkE

>>52985462
flat ?? they moved like 4 fucking points

This is now an anime girl fluids thread.

What stock would Echidna short?

>>52984865
Kek thats all it take to manipulate a stock huh. Wish i was rich wpuldnt be at the mercy of some random person deciding to make my calls valuable or worthless because they thought itd be a funny joke. And in the case of hedge funds just wanting to screw me over for fun

I have 535 shares of SOXL, should I be selling covered calls or are options just straight up gambling?

>>52985566

>>52985513
Looks like it's just some note about healthcare options because "someone in your household didn't have health insurance at some point last year" which is definitely wrong.
If I ever do get audited, I'll be sure to shank the biggest auditor in the office

>>52985581
CAKE

>>52985214
Did u kill tinny?

>>52985592
you're talking about 1hr afterhours the whole day was crazy dum dum

>>52985557
T still has a dividend

>>52984712
>futures

>>52985587
sell covered calls when we are peak greens this is a horrific time to sell calls.

>>52985606
>If I ever do get audited, I'll be sure to shank the biggest auditor in the office
Smart. And if that doesn't work, try to stretch yourself out so you appear as big as possible. They're more scared of you than you are of them.

>>52985613
Yeah that's what I was referring to. It's currently flat in anticipation for tomorrows news cause the guy was asking what the futures was doing.

>>52985135
2 SCOOPS WHY!? Please tell me you havent bought for months at least. Been gone for months.

>>52985587
>>52985638
Should have been doing it the whole way down.

>>52985587
i've alot of covered calls, main way i made money. it's good but not a good time, hasn't been for a year. everything's on a long decline so it won't work out. wait until 2Q2023 and hope things are at least ranging

>>>52985638
oops

>>52985630
^
>>52985645

I dont have the right attachment for my stand mixer to make cookies, left it at my parents house. Its over, the west has fallen

>futures

>>52985587
i think covered calls are more for when the market is going up or maybe sideways

>>52985682

>>52985674
Get a spatula and do that shit manually. There's a reason you work out.

You *do* work out, right, anon?

>>52985638
>stretch yourself out so you appear as big as possible
I thought you were going a different direction with that

>>52985645
>Should have been doing it the whole way down.
This is retarded you will lose your shares for $20 when everything recovers. Now is the time for slurping and patience it's a question of when not if things will turn themselves back around.

>>52985682
how does he do it lads?

>>52985701
Well that stretching happens if those first measures don't work.

You probably want those first measures to work.

>>52985159
People have gotten too greedy and it's made them jerks. We need a deep recession to humble everyone and destroy the leftover greed from the 2020-2022 free money extravaganza.

>>52985692
I could but I'm positive I'd fuck it up doing it that way. Guess I'll try, I want cookies

>>52985456
You have to try and disassociate yourself from the feeling missing out on gains because if you give in to that it will lead you to making unwise trade decisions, like staying in way longer than you should

>>52985728
What kind of cookies are you making? Chocolate chip? Just wash your hands and get in here your fingers
Your gf will enjoy your practice later

>>52985581
The only fluids I am into are milkers. And unfortunately those are getting shorted into oblivion. Oats have been muscling the moosters out and there are no almond futes to put money into. A dark day for milker maniacs indeed.

>>52985623
Yeah a cut one. Almost 50% cut. I seen my divvy income chopped almost in half. Also seen the way my money was going based on how the market treated the news. So I bailed, took my remaining money, and gained a nice tax break in the process. If I'd held the losses would've been way worse and I'd still be looking at a cut divvy. V.S now divvy has climbed way higher than it used to be and I gained Warner cheap (10.99 avg).

>>52985152
Yeah, i talked about this earlier today but heres what happened.

1.US stopped Dumping the SPR and now are buying and attempting to refill it before January (OPEC+) meeting.

2.vanguard and Bank of America stopped supporting ESG and wanna be oil lords again.

3. Russia refuses to sell any and I mean any oil for 60$ a barrel and gave the sanctions the middle finger.

4. Both germany and poland opened up orders for russian OIL through the Druzba pipeline. The only one which is allows to skip past sanctions and are paying the big bucks for it.

5. China is reopening.

So there is buying pressure on Oil... Meanwhile Jim Cramer says sell it.

>>52985645
He would have lost his shares during that November rally. You cannot sell CCs if your position is red. The algos will find you, they will pump your bags, and you will get rekt.
T. MU CC seller right before demon Nancy bought.

>>52985814
Oil companies are going to get "sold the news"'d huh? My MRO bags are down a lot and my other ones are flat to slightly down.

>>52985814
arent there still thousands of stateless oil tankers just floating around in the ocean waiting to port?

THREAD THEME
https://youtu.be/t4kkzsRJObE

>futures

What’s that car tech company that does advertisements to car entertainment systems or something like that?

>>52985721
It’s almost as if he is an insider duping the retail toying into buying their bags but that’s can’t be the case. (((CNBC))) would never allow such blatant Jewry….

>>52985859
Nah, thats not important anymore. Putin said all russian companies will get axed if they sell their oil for 60$. So they're just going home. The only way around the price sanctions are through non usd sales and the oil pipelines.

60$ is never happening... Period.

>>52985859
Cyprus is a real state!
>t. Tax cheat literal smuggler
The preferred term is True Capitalist.

>futures

>>52985682
Where is my SJIM? I thought it was supposed to be out by now

>>52985889
i haven't seen an ad in 7 years

>>52985859
Not thousands, and even as the shadow tanker fleet will grow to accommodate Russia, you're still talking a giant increase in ton-miles. Something like STNG holds up because there's more day rate charter dollars to collect, even if global supply/demand figures remain flat.

>>52985682
well shite

A warning to anyone thinking of becoming an INTCel, I work in a legacy industry where things are built to last 20 years minimum. More and more of our fpgas are choosing Xilinx over Altera. This is considering we are an extremely heavy INTCel house. AMD is fucking INTC raw and I would stay the fuck away.

>>52985945
Ok, so Management's not responsible... but employees and OWNERSHIP is
Loophole: found

>>52985982
hmm.... i am choosing to believe this conjecture posted on a Malaysian cockfighting forum and will invest accordingly, no INTC for me

>>52985957
How is that possible. Do you just not go outside and run away from screens? By the way Buy Brawndo

>CPI 0.1% less than expected, market shoots up 7%
>Q/Q PCE 0.1% more than expected market shoots down 3%
can we stop pretending any of this news matters. the market will wildly swing but probably trend downward regardless of what we hear along the way.

>>52985798
There should be more posts like this here going forward.

The time of the boomer is over, the time of the zoomer is now.

>>52986057
Flip those numbers around, zher

Rolling digits. If even, I do puts tomorrow. If odd, I do calls tomorrow.

>>52986158

>>52986184
I should've just followed up with calls on Tuesday, I inversed my roll and went puts. It was awful

Does anyone know how to buy synthetic CDOs?

>>52985189
It's only made up as long as you have "enough" then it becomes serious business.

>>52986026
i watch old movie streams and anime

>futures

>>52986105
Oh fuck yes I hope he instates a retarded puppet ceo and fucks off to ignore a self-absorbed attention addict who will literally turn Twitter in to a fascist regime.
I just want this company to EoL, it's irrecoverably shit.

Time to spelunk that bussy, mumutard.
https://youtu.be/OGp4RvqlSPM

Bobo is a niggger

NEW THREAD THEME

>Lynyrd Skynyrd “I Need You (to buy my bags)”

https://youtu.be/raVMb0xhRsI

>>52986327
At least hes not a kike like mumu.
https://youtu.be/gM4xZy39kNE

>>52986327
>>52986346
Does this mean Mr. Crabs is a gook?

>>52986338

sbny got their credit rating lowered today
it is beginning

>>52986378
At least global warming is ensuring we don’t have severe winter weather across most of the country on the literal first day of winter.


Oh wait….

>>52986346
imagine not listening to exclusively bearcore

>I just took a massive dump that felt like it was tearing my butthole into pieces
>The turd was so large and tough I had to break it up with a coat hanger In different places to be able to get it to flush
Strong sell signal, trust my bowels /smg/ when everyone is running for the exit nobody can escape

bros, I hate how women act right before a family function

Baby bear, I think you been a little too mean
Didn’t notice you crashing over the peace
In the shoes I gave you as short
Putting someone bulls only in works
And by the way
I’m going short tonight

Best believe I’m still bejeweled
When I walk in the market
I can still make the whole market shimmer
And when I sell my stocks
They ask, “Do you have any more?
I could still say, “I don’t remember”
Greed breeds contempt
Don’t put the market down
When I want to sell in the peak market
Diamonds in my eyes
I polish up real
NICE!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b7QlX3yR2xs

>>52986431
also during, and after.

>>52986368
Nice bulge, daddy

I scooped in a nice game off of SPXS today. You can follow other trade ideas below. No GME copers or AMC ropeds allowed

Telegram: ApocalypsisAnalysisAndAdvising

>>52986431
elaborate

when I buy back in should I stack soxl or upro?

>>52986431
>bros, I hate how women act
Yeah, me too.

The SOXX in my 401K was at break even yesterday. Why did today have to happen.

>>52986431
>she actually does a decent job of cleaning for once
>the "good towels" make their annual appearance

I wrote 2 puts of INTC how fuck am i?

>>52985821
>>52985709
Guess it's a tolerance thing. Why have money if you're not making money from it? What is the argument to hold SOXL and do nothing with the shares? The dividend?

>>52986492

>>52986327
This

>>52986514
Mock bobo all you want, bobo won 2022. He will win 2023 as well. Keep the receipts, nigger.
https://youtu.be/3tmd-ClpJxA

>tfw you holding SPY 200 puts for next year

https://youtu.be/ErvgV4P6Fzc

>>52986526
Forgot pic rel

>>52986480
Because if it falls any further you're going to panic sell and trigger a collapse according to keikaku

Sold my SQQQ today. Wanting to reenter, so I hope dip buying tards Santa rally this market

>>52984754
Early baker doesn't know 310 is when you make a new thread he loves to bake early with stale unrelated photos and no edition

>>52986536
Mine expired worthless. I wanted blood!!!

>>52985336
>Here’s a free stock tip; go all in FEB 350 SPY puts on the bounce tomorrow. Sell for 10x when SPY touches 350 in Jan.
How long do I have to place the puts until?

>>52986559
The early baker is the worst thing to happen to /smg/ in years

Fuck me. Aliens really are real. Disclosure has already happened. Normies waiting for an official announcement on their television are the same people who likely took the vaxx, and will be dying off over the next 5-10 years anyway. It was all a Luciferian/Promethean/Mithraic/Zaruthrustrian initiation ritual. The name "Prometheus" literally means "forethought". Those who bear the light of wisdom and possess forethought and personal sovereignty saw through the psyop and have passed the test. Those who took the vaxx are getting pruned from this universe. The ayyys will officially reveal themselves in a few years, as soon as 2027, to those who are worthy.

>>52986431
I hate women especially ugly women who don't know their place

>>52986581
do not listen to him lol

>>52986591
not as bad as that time that I accidentally told everyone that my password is literally just the word nigger

>>52986559
>>52986591

>>52986591
>>52986604
fukken everyone was scoopsies for a day n sheeeett when I did that

>>52986597

>>52986597
https://twitter.com/528vibes/status/1605409792209874944

>>52986591
The porn/gore spammer is a million times worse.

>>52986597
Can you elaborate further? Why then?

>>52986631
See >>52986627

>>52986630
I love the loli cunny spammer. that dude needs to hit up /smg/ more often.

>>52986591
I'd say that's about #9290381 in terms of /smg/ atrocities we like to have a lil fun around here

Man, what's lower today? The air temperature or my account value.

I told you tards to short December and most got shaken out by cpi and jpow barely a day pumps

Feels good being up 20% on the index because I held short also lol at guy yesterday saying don't short cuz of Christmas rally

>futures

>>52986597
>not taking it further to the logical conclusion of ayys=demons

>>52986630
Nah the dick pic spammer was one of the worst offenders

>>52986599
There's a fat nigress on my train yelling ghetto nonsense into her phone. Calm down nothing in your shitty life can possibly be that important.

>>52986656
demons, angels, what's the difference?

I am not happy with Santa this year.

>>52986581
Rest an order for the 17 FEB 23 SPY 350 puts @3$. They will for sure 5x. After you are filled rest a GTC order for 15$ and come back late January to flip the money into calls for the inevitable. FED pivot.

>>52986641
>Scoops daydreams about raping kids
Suspicion: confirmed, Also is a long term hold of TQQQ

>>52984754
y’all remember that time we had 12-20 fucking threads in the catalog?
that was fucking GREAT.
I think I made like 3-5 of them

>>52986675
Should look like this

>>52986669
None.

>>52986680
>being this jewish

>>52986695
Oh I meant 300 btw. SPY will be 350 by end of year. 300 is the shit. Next big level. All out panic as we fall. VIX to 30+

Are spy and qqq Christmas 2023 going to be higher or lower than now?

Wife and me bought a present for my mom and dad on amazon. Supposed to arrive Monday. It's now Thursday and still no package. Tracking says its still in transit or something like that. Due to the winter storm now I highly doubt it'll come in tomorrow. The only good thing is I can get a full refund if it fails to show by tomorrow. Which I guess is a neat way to cheat them. Get money back and mom and dad would still get their present just a day or so later.

<3
https://youtu.be/14ggk1p0IUE

futures are being calibrated to maximum crab as we speak

>>52986713
Post SOXL and TQQQ gains and it would look like the troon bursting out a manwoman

>>52986669
They the same shit. Only through knowledge can you break free.

>>52986714
What brand of paint thinner do you huff?

>>52986759
I’m not that fag but I am an absolutely degenerate options gambler.

my SOXL stack will confirm

>>52986717

>>52986762

>>52986762
>>52986782

>>52986764
Johnnie Walker Black.

We ride at dawn mofugguh

>>52986754
the fuckers overshot it. Because I have a green ID

>>52986762
Exactly. Wisdom was granted to us by Prometheus/Lucifer, our true creator. Hermes/Mercury was an agent of Zeus/Jupiter, but in the end sided with Prometheus.

>>52986789

>>52986806
Wrong.

>>52986511
intel is a strong company, surely santa will make people stop being so negative and i walk away with 400 USD fo FREE?????

>>52986536
I have more... patrician... tastes. Picrelated

>>/x/

>>52986824

I bought spy calls before close . Was it the right move?

>>52984867
There's more to life than money anon.

>>52986851
most likely yes, shorts will close.

Just did a quick tarot reading using Wheel of Fortune as a querant (which stock to invest in)
>The World: Success, route, voyage, flight, change of place
>3 of cups (rev): Expedition, achievement, dispatch, end
>3 of swords (rev): Mental alienation, error, loss, distraction, disorder, confusion

I take this reading to mean a company which is in the midst of confusion and turmoil, but is reaching the end of said disorder. This would be something like Tesla or Twitter, for example. Or it could be a more literal meaning, "change of place" or voyage could indicator a shipping or vacation stocks or air travel as well. Most of this seems to be tech stocks or consumer discretionary in nature.
Note: this doesn't mean go out and buy it right now. But it could be a strong winner once the bottom is in.

>APE up 80% today

Should I short that meme stock?

>>52986823
You know nothing. You pray to your god. pretending to be a good person because you are are afraid of your gods wraith.

You are not a truly good person.

I am a good person because I choose to be good. I am free. I have chosen to be a good person because that is what I want to be. I know what it means to be evil. Not because I am forced or scared by some Vengeful god who will burn you in HELL if you don't worship him.

>>52986346
>tfw when no Slavic literal bear homie to rise around in yracked vehicles and shoot AKs with
I'm starting to wonder what I do it all for.

>>52986823
Zeus/Jupiter/Yahweh is a manifestation of the Demiurge or Chronos/Saturn who seeks to enslave you and make you suffer for his own enjoyment. Jesus is a faux bastardization and splitting of the Prometheus avatar into good and evil polarities. Jesus is the evil aspect who wears a mask of goodness (basically a modern day Democrat), whereas Lucifer is the true good aspect enslaved in hell and forced to suffer. Theodosius I tried to erase the truth with the Nicene Creed, but they forgot to censor a few things. Still today, both Jesus and Lucifer are referred to as a morning star in the Bible. Freemasonry began as a continuation of the Cult of Mithras from Roman times through the Knights Templar, and they know this truth.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vBFuEo0Jzd8

>>52986900
>basically a modern day Democrat
Get roasted libtards

>Bulltards get assraped
>they start talking about gnosis n shit

>>52986894
Get into the oven, kike.

>>52986900
Wasted digits.

>>52986900
Tthe Serpent (Hebrew: nechesh) is the friend and brother
of Adam, while the Lord God (Hebrew: yahweh elohim)
is only his keeper and shepherd. The rebel spirit Lucifer
opened the way for man's rebellion and hence his
salvation; Jahveh would have held man in the eternal
bondage of ignorance. The Serpent gave Knowledge
(Gk. gnosis ) — and thus is the true friend of mankind
and his true liberator. Any other interpretation of the
text of Genesis 3 would seem wildly imaginative.

>>52986630
>>52986645
Yeah, I was being a bit hyperbolic
He's still awful though, and wnbaw

>>52986669
I'm paraphrasing this from a spirit I invoked.
>Demons in general are beings of change and chaos. Angels are control and order. Both have aspects of dark and light. Some tend to fall on one side more than the other. But spirits are just spirits.

Holy shit. Meds. Now. All of you.

>>52986943
Exactly.

>>52986956
It’s off topic and bannable. Jannie needs to earn his paycheck and get to work

>>52986956
drugs plz

>>52986956
Dont rush me,buddy

>>52986955
Interesting.

Im sick of the blasphemy. Lets gape some mumu bussy till it bleeds. See all you jews in the morning.

New

>>52986988
>>52986988

>>52986956
nah.

>>52986956
can't afford them anymore

>>52986956
Watch Ancient Apocalypse on Netflix right now. It's time to wake up.

NO. I will not use that thread. There are still 13 perfectly good stock market posts in this thread. 13 posts to convince me not to short TLT.

I’m pretty sure prolonged meth/heroin use has the same the effect on the brain as anime watching does.
I heard two brain dead, drug addled bums on the bus basically saying the same shit you morons do here

>>52987017
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mAKsZ26SabQ&list=RDGMEM0s70dY0AfCwh3LqQ-Bv1xg&index=3

No or NO!

>new thread
>always over 100 posts when i open it
doesn't feel right

>>52987058
this is terrible

>>52986453
I made your image more efficient and carbon-neutral, no need to thank me.

>>52987004
How much more downside do you see for TLT?