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KEK BAGGIES

>>52977795
Good morning, frens.
Still comfy holdin' and waitin'.

>Summary

GameStop Info
>Complete corporate revamp by Ryan Cohen
>Ongoing hiring of specialists of e-commerce, UI, UX, blockchain and supply chain operations
>Debt free with positive increases and reductions (see ER); $1.042 billion cash and cash equivalents on hand + high inventory
>NFT marketplace beta launched

DRS & Computershare
>71.8 (17.95) million shares DRS'd by Oct. 29th, 2022
>Previously 71.3 (17.825) M shares by end of Jul. 30th 2022, 50.8 (12.7) Apr. 30th 22, 35.6 (8.9) by Jan. 29th 22
>and 20.8 (5.2) by Oct. 30th 2021

Unfuddable
>Shorts never closed and there exists more fakes than real shares
>'MOASS' is a matter of time

Further information can found by reading the OP or DYOR!
Reply to this pasta for any confusion.

WGAMI!

Other news/reminders:
Tuesday RRP: 2,159.408B, 98P = 22.035B per (roughly)
Wednesday RRP: 2,206.965B, 105P = 21.019B per (roughly)

www.rosenlegal.com/media/casestudy/2289_Robinhood%20-%20Initial%20Complaint%20-%20Market%20Manipulation%204835-8623-1514%20v.2.pdf
>GME shorted percentage of float as of Jan. 15th, 2021: 226.42%
storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.uscourts.flsd.590042/gov.uscourts.flsd.590042.416.0.pdf
>HF and broker class action lawsuit evidence
www.sec.gov/files/staff-report-equity-options-market-struction-conditions-early-2021.pdf
>SEC GME/meme stocks report
>
investor.gamestop.com/node/19826/html
>Four-for-One Stock Split - Form of a stock dividend
>(Record: Jul 18, 2022; Dist. on 21st AH)
investor.gamestop.com/node/19701/html
>22 Proxy Statement: Stock given in comp will be issued as RSUs that vest in quarterly increments over 4 years.
nft.gamestop.com/games
>Web3 Games open on Marketplace
https://news.gamestop.com/node/19941/html
https://news.gamestop.com/node/19946/html
>FY22 Q3 Earnings 8-K/10-Q

https://pdfhost.io/v/05TEEk3U6_MOV_GME_Comparison_Doc
>100 page comparison DD

Please don't feed spammers and sliders.

friendly reminder that flatline triggers shills on a level so deep in their psych, they come here just to rage about it, kek
>>52977795
tanks for baking
wagwi
>inb4 crying 1pbitid kike army invasion

Reminder that Daniel = OIP = NF
>https://www.vanessaseto.com/instakart.html
>YouTube video on that page features Dan/OIP
>Clearest shot of hand at 0:36
>Compare nf's timestamp picture to it
>Distal, Proximal, Hypo, and Thenar line up with the hand holding phone
>Palms are like fingerprints

Shitadel agents will slide the thread and create discourse

Good morning!
Still comfy
Still holding

Stay comfy, frens. WAGMI!

I quite like the stock.
Sorry not sorry if that makes you mad

REMINDER FLATFAGGOTS AND THEIR COMPLETELY MADE UP DD GOT ABSOLUTELY BLOWN THE FUCK OUT TODAY

>>52977795
AMCbros?!?!?!

Why the fuck are we down????

>>52977845
When shills see the flatline, they are looking at their own doom.

Oh no, guess I'll buy more.

WAGMI

>KEN GRIFFIN LITERALLY HANDING OUT 7 BILLION+ TO STAKEHOLDERS
>REDDIT THINKS THEYRE WINNING
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>52977868
QED -> >>52977868
rentfree!
The line is flat.

Shares: DRS BOOKed
Covfefe: peppermint mocha
Forecast: snowstorm
Shorts: fucked
Yep, it's comfy time.

KEK BAGGIES

FLATLAW GOT BACKED THE FUCK DOWN. NEW 52 WEEK LOW.. KEK MERRY CHRISTMAS BAGGOTS

IF YOU'RE A BAGGIE AND YOU KNOW IT CLAP YOUR HANDS
>*clap clap*
IF YOU'RE A BAGGIE AND YOU KNOW IT CLAP YOUR HANDS
>*clap clap*
IF YOU'RE A BAGGIE AND YOU KNOW IT AND YOU REALLY WANNA SHOW IT, IF YOU'RE A BAGGIE AND YOU KNOW IT CLAP YOUR HANDS
>*clap clap*

I LOVE LOSING 5%+ EVERY TRADING DAY
SO COMFY BROS

>>52977824
hey fat avatarfaggot tranny I fucked up your bake, did your greasy fingers slip off the keyboard? Is that why you got kekked before you could post your OP pasta?
Join the 42% avatarfaggot

>>52977795
Kill yourself you fucking pathetic faggot. Your only job is so sit here on your land whale blubber lard ass all fucking day and bake your gay little faggot threads when you’re needed and you can’t even do that you degenerate waste of skin.

>>52977795
Luv diluting

Luv selling the top on baggies

Simple as

>price hit 19.50
>legion of jeets shitting up last thread
>I panic bought
pretty comfy now though hope you anons are too

Ryan Cohen is a twat. There I said it.

Imagine caring about the price as long as it’s not zero and doesn’t have a comma or two. Couldn’t be me

Ryan Cohen's father is burning in hell right now, exactly where he belongs :)

this is getting serious
it costs nothing to tweet
fucking man up and say something ryan
you're messing with real people ryan

>>52977958
>panic buying
>not spite buying
NGMI

Keep hoping and coping baggots

>>52977926
triggert by flatline.
The line is still flat.
>>52977938
>>52977940
looks as if baker lives a comfy life rentfree in you head.
Guess the flatline made you go back to the old script. Come up with something new, kikes

Kek shills

>the shills took flatlaw seriously enough they dropped the price to prove us wrong
Based, thank you for the discount Kenny

Don't forget about the GME thread in /trash/
>>>/trash/53145390
>>>/trash/53145390
>>>/trash/53145390

>>52977998
Guess the new 52 week low is causing you some desperation and mental anguish
Kek flat faggot baggie cope proven wrong yet again

>>52977970
>>52977975
very based

>>52978011
kek, why so obsessed? You really do that for free? Can you show us on that doll, where GME touched you?

>>52978008
The irony is that if they had just not showed up, the price action alone might have made people doubt, but with such heavy shilling along the same lines we know it's an artificial dip and that flatline works.

>hands?
diamond

>ape?
strong together

>am I HODLing?
you betcha

>ever selling?
heckin no!

>squuze?
unsquizled

>where we going?
to the moon

>paperhands?
burning up

>AOC?
based as fuck

>way?
this is

Bots just mad because we figured out a way to make literal infinite money. That's why everyone is trying to shut us down. The government knows that once we figure this out, their tyrannical hold on society is over. We'll be able to buy anything we want. This is far bigger than any of you can comprehend. You know how the FED has been printing pretty much limitless money? We're going to be doing that, and we won't need the government to sign off on it.

Free healthcare? Covered. Student Loan Forgiveness? Even better: paying people to go to college instead. That's just the tip of the iceberg. Where we're going, we don't need fiat.

You all need to remember this. Us gamers know that when you keep on finding new opponents in your path, you're going the right way. This was never about the money. It's about making a statement to the evil rich elite of wallstreet and ethics in financial journalism.

When we reach the moon, you paperhands are going to be REEEing. But even you faggots can get your redemption arc if you act now, when the moment is darkest and all hope is lost. Remember when Finn was trying to run away in Last Jedi? Well like him, you have your chance to show your bravery and BUY THE FUCKING DIP. We're in this together, and you can be the hero just like all of us too if you're willing to take a stand for justice and the little guys.

Tomorrow is the fucking day bros. We're all in this together. Remember, the moment we realized that there's more of us than them is the moment we won. This is Occupy Wallstreet 2 and the rats festering in those big pretty buildings know we mean business this time.

>>52978028
>Kek flat faggot baggie cope proven wrong yet again
what do you mean? the line is still flat

2023 is the second splividend then?

>>52978050
Lmao the flat faggot is having a mental breakdown holy fuck lmao

Bought myself a present of 400 more shares that filled at 19.5 today. I'm feelin pretty good. How are the rest of you guys doing this Christmas?

>>52977848
Stabbing in the dark here, probably a miss but Gary Wang was the most recent charge in the FTX indictment, he brought in a lot of the tech to FTX and the tokenized stock would have likely been his doing. Common last name, I know, but how many Wangs are there committing securities fraud in the same securities. Brothers?

>>52978080
kek, guess who is projecting? right, its you, kike

>>52978085
Post your buy order so I can add it to my baggie suicide collage thanks

>>52977795
WAGMI FRENS. I am getting excited for the potential discount I will get on my next computershare batch. Red is my favorite color because it means I can own even more GME! Will we see a run up like the previous two times CTB suddenly spiked? I hope not! I want more cheapies. Sneed shills.

>>52978110
Lmao look how fucking mad he is that his completely fabricated flat DD (just like all other GME DD) was proven wrong

>>52977982
based and nice purple shaded ID. You do you but I'm just too comfy to be mad.
>>52978007
you're alright deer anon. There are levels of furries that I'm eilling to accept

>>52978085
very "based" of you to withhold $7800 and wait for GME to dip to the 52 week low before buying. much supportive of fellow apes. wow.

>does nothing

>>52978111
Shalom.

>>52978125
ahahaha look at you seething because of flatline. This alone prooves it correct.
why so obsessed, kike?

>>52977848
If I knew nothing of GME other than “people so shitty they’re considered parasites even by the rest of finance hired someone to suppress discussion of GME and we have proof” I’d still think it’s a good investment, and the 10 Rupee Army flooding the threads isn’t exactly dissuading me from it

>>52978125
It’s literally flat though?

>>52977975
You guys realize when you make things this personal that it means this is personal to you?

>>52978135
lmao wut? are you high?

>>52978149
LOL HES STILL GOING HAHAHAHAHAHA

>>52978166
His kike father got what he deserved and is boiling in a vat of excrement in hell right now :)

the true shills are the ones giving false hopium for holding this dead stock
they want you to lose your money
salvage what you can and sell

>>52978135
If the price is fake, why do you care about anything short of actual moass numbers?

Remember ponzi schemes ALWAYS have the illusion of success right up to the point it all comes crashing down. We can hodl longer than these criminals can stay solvent.

>>52978172
rentfree
why so obsessed, kike?

i think i'm finally gonna kms

Tick, tock, hedgies

>>52978170
we need buying pressure to keep GME at a higher price so that it can squeeze. it never should have dipped this low. now we're at a serious risk of people giving up and GME having to dilute at a low price which might spiral it into bankruptcy. you're spitting in the face of struggling GME holders by bragging that you bought at the lowest possible price.

>>52978205
Stream it?

>>52978202
>citadel is a ponzi scheme
>investing in gme and shilling it all over social media so some bigger retard can buy it for more isnt though

>>52978205
Cya tomorrow, shillie

>>52978195
this

>>52978198
that's bullshit and you know it

>>52978217
>you're spitting in the face of struggling GME holders by bragging that you bought at the lowest possible price.
This isnt a team sport you faggot. Go back. Im here to buy low sell high. Not engage is your delusions about defeating secret cabals

Since it's getting close to Christmas and we have cold weather getting ready to cover the US, I'm thinking about how that will affect the orange crop, and that makes me think about the movie Trading Places, which makes me think about how stellar Jamie Lee Curtis's rack is in that. Since it's the season for giving, I found something for tumanon that also provides just a little mo' ass for the MOASS.
WAGMI

>tfw MOASS

>52978192
Confirmation this guy is a yid. How much have you lost shorting GME? Be honest or at least lie a little less.

Uh oh baggots looks like the next leg down is upon us

Luv tweeting random emojis

Luv doing nothing

Luv laughing with my rich friends seeing the crazy theories about my random tweets

Simple as

>>52978264
>How much have you lost shorting GME?
Explain how anyone could have lost money shorting a stock down 50%

>>52978230
GME is a bigger fool scam
But the biggest fools have already bought and nobody else is joining them so they have no choice but to continuously pump money into it to keep it from getting entirely delisted, or sell (but that’s not a cult approved behaviour)

>>52978298
what a perfect flat line this is.

>>52978304
Yep. On the sad slow but inevitable fall to book value (4$) now that the dumb money has ran out. The ponzi is dying. I will buy your shares for $3 each

>>52978217
You don't understand anything. Either you are very poor at shilling or a tard.
We buy and hodl.
That's all.
It being at a lower price means we can buy more for less.

Christ has risen. He buys GME and DRSs his shares

>>52978318
>down 50%
>Flat
Just give up. Its getting depressing

>>52978327
then we should have sold during the last pump to 40-50 and bought back at 20 like you did

Kek dumbfuck crypto baggies red on EVERY chart

HAHHHHAHAHAAHAHAHAH good job buying imaginary internet money AHAHAHAHAAHAH

kill yourselves losers. Damn it feels good to hold GME because I am a better investor and person than you

52978298
Because to realize profits you have to close the shorts (not cover, close). Hard to do that when the only shares available on this side of the comma barrier are the ones you yourself are nakedly shorting, and in the meantime you’re eating all those borrow fees and FTD penalties

Say it with me bagggies and say it loudly. 52 week low. Everyone that bought this year is down. Yes red. Yes every share bought this year lost money.

>>52978247
enjoy holding bags now that the reddit movement is falling apart like the trump movement in 2020

>>52978344
give what up? Gemoetry?
Line is flat, no matter how hard yo seethe, but keep seething harder, it is funny, since you do it for free

>>52978353
But I didn't? I've held onto my 1200 shares(DRS'd em last Sep) since it hit 40 last year.
Are you feeling ok dude?

Baggies on the brink of liquidation and they dont even know it. Kek

>>52978400
Red isn’t flat baggie

The shills are literally incapable of ignoring flat law. Surely they do it for free.

>the shills are saying this isn’t flat

>>52978261
I want to be comfy playing games and watching movies, but I really think we should all pray some rosaries for those who are homeless, those who are about to lose their homes because of the economy and for those whose power is in danger of going out during this near sub zero wind storm. May God keep us all safe and joyous during Christmas and may everyone remember Christ and the reason for his birth this weekend. May we all WAGMI very soon and put the zog globohomo criminals away in uncomfy prisons.
>>52978267
Thank God. We'll lock the float sooner now.

>>52978403
and out of sheer coincidence you obtained $7800 to buy at the 52 week low

>52978397
So confirmed very poor shill. lol, lmao.
Post hand.

Holy fuck these shills and crypto baggies are so fucking mad that they are more red than us

>>52978418
oh, this is where the rabbit is hopping. You simple too stupid to understand flatlaw, kek. You just dont get it, mouthbreather.
Line is flat.

>we'll own the float sooner now
Kek CMKM baggies
Dumbfuck GME kikes have no idea how hard they were duped

>>52977934
That's basically every single stock this whole year

Every week a new low! Look out below, baggies incoming!

>>52978449
i was merely responding to >>52978247. if you agree with his "everyone is in it for themselves" mentality then you're fucked. it's called the stag hunt.

>>52978453
>the avatarfaggot who invented flat law cope has become completely mindbroken by a new 52 week low
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>52978435
Nigger some of us have real jobs instead of being 3 dollar an hour shills from streetshitter land. 7800 I make in a month and this year has been really good for the work I do.
Post pic of hand.

>>52978344
If you want us to become poor losers then why not just stay quiet? If you truly think this is a bad play and you don't like me then let me be while I make my bad decision.

>>52978487
yeah ok bro you make $7800 a month and only had 1200 shares until now

Omg bitcoin is so flat

flat law is real

>>52978490
Because its funny to torment reddit bagholders LOL

>>52978453
The mud races have no sense for numbers beyond the most rote basics.

>NEW LOW
>NEW LOW
>NEW LOW
Merry christmas and happy hanukkah baggies

BUT I THOUGHT $19.50 WAS THE FLOOR

>>52977903
No it isnt

>>52978483
in your position, and with all the seething you are providing, you are in no position to talk about "mindbroken", kike.
Flatline is king.

>52978397
>they still think I’m holding this stock for any other reason then to be directly responsible for a rich faggot killing himself.

BRAND NEW 52 WEEK LOW
>KEK BAGGIES
BRAND NEW 52 WEEK LOW
>KEK BAGGIES
BRAND NEW 52 WEEK LOW
>KEK BAGGIES
BRAND NEW 52 WEEK LOW
>KEK BAGGIES
BRAND NEW 52 WEEK LOW
>KEK BAGGIES
BRAND NEW 52 WEEK LOW
>KEK BAGGIES
BRAND NEW 52 WEEK LOW
>KEK BAGGIES
BRAND NEW 52 WEEK LOW
>KEK BAGGIES
BRAND NEW 52 WEEK LOW
>KEK BAGGIES
BRAND NEW 52 WEEK LOW
>KEK BAGGIES

SLURP IT UP BAGGIES!

Andddd another 52 week low. Just a 30 plus percent drop in the last 3 weeks

>>52978490
>? If you truly think this is a bad play and you don't like me then let me be while I make my bad decision.
because everyone knows gme baggies are beyond reason
we can show you all the fundamentals and you'll close your eyes, cover your ears, and keep walking to bankruptcy

so we'd rather just come here and laugh at you idiots

i will jizz my pants if GME goes to single digits. i lost money because of RC but at least other people will be as miserable as me. it's karma for a lot of your selfish greed, hubris and shitty behavior.

>52978498
English definitely isn't your first language.
Post picture of your hand.

>>52978531
>most people who hold gme are just passive index funds
>he thinks anyone wealthly has skin in the game
besides the short sellers, who are actually make money off you idiots

>>52978453
Zoom out kek

I made 470k this year, the vast mayoralty of that from dividend stocks.
But I’m sure I have no idea what I’m doing right shillies? I’m supposed to be a “trader” not a holder or something like that? I don’t have to work anymore because I HODL, and you think you are gonna convince me to stop buying GameStop shares and to sell the 10000 shares I already have? Maybe if you all admit Christ is king I’ll sell ONE (1) share

>>52978525
It is

EAGMI

>>52978531
>>they still think I’m holding this stock for any other reason then to be directly responsible for a rich faggot killing himself
the wealthy are making bank off you idiots propping up a bad stock

>>52978574
Based divvywhale. What sectors?

52 week low. Lows go lower kek! Buck broken bagggies are all down this year no matter where you bought.

>>52978574
good for you but the average GME holder is on the brink of disaster

>>52978154
>shills don’t even bother addressing this and would rather pretend it’s not there
>>52978531
Absolutely based

I sold

I love this stock so much. I think post-moass I will miss the time we all spent here together. Laughing at the shillies and memeing about being sixmillionaires is truly the best time to be alive.

i cant wait until flatlaw baggots move it to $10.15

They don’t like flatline theory because they don’t want you to start talking about their volatility swaps…
Oops was I not supposed to say that?

>>52978574
absurdly based divy chad

Last thread proved my thesis that the Citadel Christmas bonus depended entirely on a 52 week low before Christmas

>>52978591
>Buck broken
why you shills always project?

>>52978548
>i will jizz my pants
No you won't. Males are losing testosterone rapidly and you will have a cryo lab baby and you will eat bugs and you will not squeeze. Baggie.

>>52978601

>>52978592
>EVERY SINGLE PERSON WHO HAS PURCHASED GME IN THE PAST YEAR IS NOW A BAGHOLDER
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

18 dollars is inevitable

Get on your knees and slurp, baggies
What’s the matter? Don’t you want to lock up the float? Oh you need to buy food for your family for Christmas? Don’t care. Now slurp.

>>52978613
52 week low buck broken baggie

Henlo, is this the below $19 waiting room?

This seriously feels like the last stand. The prophesized "dip before the rip." Don't forget that the whole point of cellar boxing is to NEVER close ANY shorts. If any shorts are closed now, the price is going to go up big time. You know, a short fucking squeeze. I don't care if I'm wrong, but my soul tells me that a big rip is imminent.

Oh you fell for a Reddit scam? Better go cry on Reddit you buck broken 52 week low bagggie

We got them right where we want them, just keep buying more fellow apes!

who wants to tell baggies that their rich man boogeyman isn't real and most of the stock is just held in passive index funds?

>>52978613
Nigger detected.

I told you DOTR2 is coming.

>>52978628
I have more gme shares than ever and more money on the bank then last month, or the month before or the month before or the month before or the month before and so on. How about you? (Protip: having a job that doesn't depend on (you)'s to gain money)

>52978627
I already slurped 400 shares man, I'm good with plenty in savings and set aside for retirement.

>>52978657
B U C K
R
O
K
E
N

>s-so COMFY
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NEW 52 WEEK LOW BAGGOTS

>>52978695
Post portfolio with cost basis

>>52978678
now you try to apply to emotions or what is the plan, kike?

>>52978532
you seem upset, Todd.

They sure do care about a stock they don’t hold. You’d think they would drop in and Kek baggies and then leave but some of them will literally spend hours in here arguing with retards. Surely they do it for free.

>>52978709
Post employer and “salary”

baggies

why aren't ryan cohen, pulte and others buying? musk could buy the entire company on a whim. we never should have trusted any billionaire. what a bunch of spoonfed softies.

>52978669
>Blackrock and Vanguard invest in stuff they think won't earn profits
Are you retarded?

>>52978719
YOU SHILL GME FOR CAPITAL LOSSES
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>52978718
>apply to emotions
FUCKING KEK

>>52978698
Actually I am very comfy. I’m excited to spend what’s left of my savings on Gameshare! The rest of my investment has gone so well (only -50% in 1 year HOLY SMOKES!!!) I know it’s going to moass really really soon! I just have to keep holding a little longer and trust Ryan cohens masterplan. I suspect he has been working hard in the background! I hope we get a new book next year

>>52978718
LOL HES ACTUALLY A DARKIE
BUCK BROKEN BAGGIE

friendly reminder that the shills seething was called at the beginning of the thread: >>52977845
they didnt disappoint, kek

>>52978749
Im convinced the only baggies left are third worldies

Holy fuck KEK SHILLS AND CRYPTO BAGGIES

mad as fuck that I’m still not selling and that I am better than you

say it with me baggiesz $18 dollars EOD
>we're still flat
lmao

>>52978768
Don’t worry shorty, it’s only money. I’m sure your friends and family will still love you after you lose everything.
Kek

>52978745
>20pbtid
Jesus Christ.

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
ANOTHER BRAND NEW 52 WEEK LOW!

>>52978781
Yes the shills are seething
The retards that have been shilling gamestop for 2 years and find themselves deep in the red
At least citadel shills are in the green!

>52978725
I don't answer to any boss but my own see plumbing pays extremely well, not that street shitters like you would know.Noo way in hell I'd ever give out deets on myself online. Believe I'm lying if you want.

>SER YOU ARE RED YOU MUST REDEEM THE GAMESTOCKS NOW BITCH LASAGNA
Do they not get that we can smell the curry from their use of giftcard scammer tactics?

>>52978452
>>52978601
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A-5-25dFNGk>>52978678

the buck broken baggies are so mentally buck broken 7% down day after 7% down day is flat. What's the matter? You're not happy to lock the float faster?

Sitting in my car at my 6 fig salary job eating lunch and wishing I had never let you fucks talk me into buying this worthless garbage.

Some big ole moass we’re having here eh?

REVERSE MOASS

>>52978774
it is nice, your replay and that it is in capslock shows me that I got under your skin, kike.
Keep seething

This totally organic full-court shill press is the most compelling evidence I've seen in a while.
Still holding, still comfy.

Alright hedge fund employees, Pajeets, and any dickheads at Eglin Air Force Base. Keep seething. We all know you don't do it for free. Enjoy slinging your shit all day. Surely it will work this time.

holy fuk didnt think it would drop this fast kek

>>52978719
I’ve noticed the exact same thing on /tv/, funnily enough. There’s a rare type of anger that will lead someone to enter every thread discussing something they hate, post a bunch of copypastas, and argue with the fans (I see it most with Andor but I’m sure other shows get it too). The posts I’m seeing here are like that, which means they’re probably not all paid shills, but also someone who’s personally assblasted by GME and is taking it out on the holders - not sure how that could happen though since I’ve simultaneously heard that all the shorts closed but also they’ve made a killing shorting this year

Lmao the whole market has been blood red all year but sure GameStop is the problem

Holy shit the shills are so fucking stupid

Careful kenny, the baggies are bringing out the big guns now

Dip before the Rip

Check 'em

>>52978800
made me kek
cope harder

18 soon muahahaha

>>52978816
Quick! Cultists you have an uncomfy baggie here! Call him a shill quick!

>>52978830
LOL
YOU SHILL GME FOR CAPITAL LOSSES

>>52978781
It's been enjoyable to watch, just like a warm cozy fireplace the embers of their impotent rage warm me on this cold day.

>>52978838
>dip before the rip
More like dip before the R.I.P

>Soon sub-$19
THERE GOES MY HERO

ALMOST UNDER 19 BAGGIES! SOOOOO FLAT SOOOOOO COMFY LMAOOOOOO

LMFAO
EVERY TIME I LOOK AT THE PRICE
ITS A BRAND NEW 52 WEEK LOW
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>52978872
CAPITULATION

At 4AM for premarket you will shit yourself. The price of GME will be 27,932.44. Over the course of the morning the price will fluctuate wildly but won’t go below $20,000. You will begin to see crypto dump the likes which have never been seen. BTC will drop under $10,000. At 9:30 the real fun begins. GME will instantly hit $79,212.69 and trigger a halt. The market will begin to bleed and halt too. GME will suspend trading for the day at 10:44am and the rest of the market will halt at 11:13am. SPY will be sub $200 and Americans will begin rushing to the banks to withdraw all their money.

Normies will be priced out and all other shitcoins become irrelevant. BTC will be sub $5,000. /biz/ will be a sea of rage wojaks except for one little green glimmer of hope. There will be no more shills no more hate. Just us vs Kenny, Bezos, Steve and the world. We will be victorious. Are you ready?

Checkem.

>>52978835
SLURP IT UP BAGGIES
NO GIFTS FOR THE KIDDOS THIS YEAR, HUN
I GOTTA KEEP SLURPING
YOU WOULDNT UNDERSTAND HUN BASICALLY THE ENTIRE WORLD IS AGAINST US AND THE ONLY WAY TO STOP IT IS TO SLUUUUUUUUUURP GAMESTONK

The price will NOT go below $10 GUARANTEED. Hedge cunts will NEVER get it that low. Just try, I dare you. You CAN'T do it. $10 will NEVER happen. Prove me wrong.

>>52978832
remember when 4chan baggots used to talk about negative beta.... i remember

>>52978888
Checked. And unironically based.

BAGGIES CAPITULATING

imagine the salt if this will be the ultimate rugpull back to single digits below february 2021 levels

>>52978832
They're very clearly working off some bad premises here.

T-TWO MORE W-WEEKS UNTIL THE MOASS
T-TRUST THE PLAN APES
HEDGIES ARE FUC-ACK

SORRY BAGGIES YOU INVESTED IN A RAT JEW CEO SO YOURE GETTING COAL FOR CHRISTMAS

>>52977795
Nice squaaaaze

SUB $19 HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA

>>52978888
Checked and kekked
Citadelbros... We won. We fucking won. Its a christmas miracle

>>52978835
kek

>>52978908
FEAR

Cancel Christmas baggiess and slurp. Do it for (((master))) cohen. He loves you all so much.

>below $19
below $19
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>below $19
below $19
>below $19
below $19
>below $19
below $19

Get comfy and slurping baggies!

KEK BAGGIES
>18 DOLLARS
KEK BAGGIES
>18 DOLLARS
KEK BAGGIES
>18 DOLLARS
KEK BAGGIES
>18 DOLLARS
KEK BAGGIES
>18 DOLLARS
KEK BAGGIES
>18 DOLLARS
KEK BAGGIES
>18 DOLLARS
KEK BAGGIES
>18 DOLLARS
KEK BAGGIES
>18 DOLLARS
KEK BAGGIES
>18 DOLLARS

>SUB $19
>SUB $19
>SUB $19
>SUB $19
IT ALL COMES TUMBLING DOWN, TUMBLING DOWN, TUMBLING DOWN

LESS
THAN
NINETEEN
UNITED
STATES
DOLLARS
LMAO

THIS IS NOW A KEN GRIFFIN APPRECIATION THREAD
gonna have a fat dallop of mayo with my din dins tonight to celebrate this great victory. Baggies not only defeated but completely decimated

Just one more -75% away from pre-squeeze levels.

Does it hurt to be this retarded?

>no bro, just read the dd. You can’t buy gme without dd. And no, not your own due diligence, the dd someone else did who’s totally telling the whole truth which is linked here!
>shhhh everyone just go back to gaming and waiting

i will buy at thirteen dollars and forty cents

>>52978953
ANGER

the shills are Euphoric lmao

I am financially bored.

genuinely hoping for suicidal hotline reddit posts
get the fuck off my board with your daily generals

figure id point out buying gme during a recession everything bubble is equivalent to a doomsday prepper buying precious metals and nothing else

>>52978964
BASED BLUE EYED ANGLO SAXON CHAD ABSOLUTELY DABBING ON COHEN AND THE BAGGIES

How're you planning to spend your holidays after the free Disneyland trip fellow Citadel bros? Personally going to send Kenny a thank you card then buy a cheeky little lambo.

>$20 is the floor!
>$19.50 is the floor!!
>$19.00 is the floor!!!!!
>STOP MOCKING US!!!!

>>52978955
DESPERATION

You fuckers tricked me into buying this didn't you

>>52978966
>i will buy at thirteen dollars and forty cents
Thats still over 3 times book value
I will buy under 4 dollars as then it will be a good value investment

>>52978971
It’s hard for them to have anything to celebrate when their net worth is measured in cents

I CANT TAKE THIS SHIT ANYMORE.
EVERY THEORY HAS BEEN WRONG. FLAT COPE WAS THE FINAL STRAW.

So it's today.

>>52978953
>>52978955
>>52978956
can it get more organic? also as long as the line is flat, everything is totally fine

>"i'm hoping this stock so some rich asshole kills himself!"
guys I hope they aren't projecting

GME fags have had it too easy
financially illiterate zoomers that haven't traded stocks since before 2021
you're about to see how life can fuck you in the ass

WHERE IS THE FLATLAW FAGGOT, I WANT HIS HEAD

the citadel interns snorted too much coke today
look at all this level of shillery

>MUH FLAT LI-ACK!

Lmao I get paid tomorrow and I literally get 75 extra shares if this price holds

It almost hurts to be this rich

Don't worry Redditor baggies. When GME hits its true value of $4 I might buy a cheeky few shares

FLATCHUD WHERE ARE YOU

WHAT HAPPENED TO THE FLATLINE COPE
WHERE ARE YOU RETARD

>>52978984
Not even that. Precious metals *might* have some barter value in an apocalyspe situation (although I have a few bags full of cigs and booze in my doomsday stash for barter as I think it will be more valuable than useless metals)
Buying gme is like buying a shed full of funko pops for your doomsday stash

Imagine believing that it's normal for a stock to drop this much in a single day on zero news and this much volume. This is the last stand.

I've never seen this level of shilling in /GME/ before

>>52979051
LMFAO
BUCK
BROKEN
BAGGIE

>>52979051
Nah dude, this is just retail dropping their bags even though DRS numbers are still increasing and there's no volume today to suggest anyone is doing that.

>>52979051
GME HAS BEEN IN A BEAR MARKET FOR 2 YEARS ACKK

>>52979044
>WHAT HAPPENED TO THE FLATLINE
it is still flat

>>52979051
>no news
How about zombie company stocks imploding left and right? Oh yeah thats no news. Kek!

>>52979060
One shill for each new 52 week low today :^)

>>52979060
I KEEP POSTING ALL OVER BIZ TO COME MAKE FUN OF YOU GUYS
LMFAOO

>>52979060
It’s just pure cope from the shills at this point. They’re poor, they’re stupid and in due time, they will kill themselves. All is right with the world.

happy hanukkah ryan cohen

lol the jews are getting desperate

>>52979060
I have. It’s always right before the stock shoots up into a halt or two

>>52979060
>I've never seen this level of shilling in /GME/ before
There are 69 posters here. Lets say 50 of them are bullish
Do you really think its worth anyones time to *pay* people to come convince 50 neets what to do with their money???
No. You baggies have been such INSUFFERABLE cunts on every corner of the internet for the last 2 years that we DELIGHT in coming here and rubbing it in your fat ugly faces when you get rugged

>>52979080
it's so fucking obvious too
there must be like 20 shills posting ITT right now
something big must be coming

/smg/ is telling people to come here and mock you guys. That’s why there’s so many negative posts all of a sudden.

the volume of butthurt fucking fantastic.
completly fucking stunning even.
silly niggers.

Oh no whatever will i do

imagine being this emotional over a stock ticker your not even invested in wtf

>>52979101
Lol like you have been rugged on crypto over the last 2 years?

Yeah stay mad baggie

>>52979073
It amuses me greatly how much they HATE Flat Law. It really goes to show how little they understood it. If it still didn't matter, they wouldn't be seething this hard about it.

>>52979101
yeah I regularly go into other /biz/ generals and learn absolutely everything about their stock and then try to persuade them to sell desperately for two years straight
that is perfectly normal and healthy behavior

Holy fuck we don’t even have a script for a DUMP of this magnitude

KEK BAGGIES

>>52979117
>couldve sold for 200k
>still bagholding down to 40k
Nice self-own

https://www.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/zscvio/fidelity_verbally_confirms_another_tickers/
Im excited for once
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QOMWq9j3IlU&feature=youtu.be

>52979101
>Do you think it's worth anyones time to pa-
Yes. As evidenced by the fact that you're using the exact same script about how 'Baggies are being insufferable! Reee!' that the guy who you were fired to replace was using 6, 12, 18 months ago.
This being despite the fact that I've never, not even once, personally seen GME mentioned elsewhere unless it was people indulging in weapons grade Seethe over it.
Next question.

>>52979116
LMAO ANOTHER 2 YEAR HOLDER ABSOLUTELY ASS BLASTED AND BUCK BROKEN

>>52979124
excatly this. and that is also why the flatline is, indeed, still flat.

>>52979060
>Act like insufferable cultist cunts for 2 years
>Shit up /biz/, shit up Reddit, shit up Twitter
>Cling to Q-anon level delusions
>Act surprised when people come here to gloat every time your bags get noticeably heavier
Why would they need to hire shills when schadenfreude is payment enough

>>52979117
Based fellow TOS phoneposter.

>>52979134
Sold most at 400 retard. Try again

>>52979150
the citadel interns are mad

>>52979107
News flash asshole they were angry baggies all along !!!

>>52979101
do you mind elaborating on why you come here to post? I guess you kind of explained it already but I want to know more
I'm not a baggie, just entered the thread because I saw the drop today and am curious

>>52979127
>try to persuade them to sell
Im not trying to persuade you to sell. I want you to buy gme with every last dollar you have. I want tmyou to remortgage property, sell games consoles and clothes, sell your car, stop going out to dinner. All to get more money to put into gme
Then when you lose everything its even funnier

>>52979162
absolutely not
they are all pathetic reddit downies and citadel interns just like you

LOL I JUST MADE A NEW GME THREAD TO GET EVEN MORE PEOPLE TO GET IN ON THE FUN

>>52979150
this
the irony of them shitting on AMC and BBBY baggies is lost on them

SLURP IT UP BAGGIES
IT WONT BE $18 FOR LONG!

>>52979169
>26 posts
look at this jew and laugh

>>52979158
You would be mad too if you were about to be jobless and possibly in prison while the very people you were shilling against are going to be insanely rich and will live the luxurious life with insane amounts of money that you will never have

>52979150
>He keeps using the 'You shit places up' line
Evidence. Go on, prove it if it's true.

>>52979135
>https://www.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/zscvio/fidelity_verbally_confirms_another_tickers/

cohen needs to follow this gameplan and end shit already

my fellow bucks, have we been broken?

>>52979156
Wait. You dont believe in cellphone prices or the moass then? Why are you such a price anchoring shill?

>>52977795

TEST

How are you morons still holding.

>>52978627
uhh... aight.

>>52979190
>baggie that fomo’d into a Reddit pump and dump and continues to buy despite the pump already happening, now requests evidence
Kek

>>52979196
Nope, we're unbreakable.

>>52979201
www.youtube.com/watch?v=bAYQsNyMihc
>Because I sneed to

Hopefully RC Does something after 2 years that equates t o more than just a cryptic tweet.... How that man is still walking around unscathed with all you antisemeitc schizos losing so much money is beyond me

‘ATE BAGGIES

‘ATE MY WIFE

‘LUV SHORTING

‘LUV ME MAYO

SIMPLE AS

A little buck broken today bagggies?

SHILL OVERLOAD

EVERY 5 MINUTES A NEW 52 WEEK LOW
THE BEST PART IS THE FACT ITS STILL 18 DOLLARS
THERE IS SOOOOOOO MUCH MORE MONEY TO BE LOST ITS STAGGERING

>>52978719
Citadel? More like shilladel amiright guise???

Fucking Shillpocalypse Defcon One

Hey baggies new lows

>>52979198
Imagine being this retarded. I sold most at 400 because back then it wasnt about phone number prices retard. Also life changing amount of money. Please try to use common sense

CAPITULATE FAGGOTS LMAO

>52979220
>Fuck that's not on the script, quick get back to the script
Lol, I found a loophole in your programming.

>>52979192
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QOMWq9j3IlU&feature=youtu.be
what woill happen in this case?

>>52979051
>>52979060
KKE REPETITIVE BAGGOTS

More buck broken reddit baggies

>>52979245

>>52979225
baggies are just too much of negative betas to flag up for minecraft pvp

>nothing has changes
>shills: hurrrr durrrrrr

HAHAHAHAHA I AM CALLING IN ALL OF BIZ TO KEK REDDIT BAGGIES

>It keeps dropping
MOTHER OF ALL MELTIES INC BOYS
I PREDICT AT LEAST TWO MASS SHOOTINGS

I just bought one (1) more share.

>>52979276
kek, the buck was broken not once, but twice

>>52979244
YET YOU'RE STILL BROKE AHAHAHAHAHAHA

>mock literally anything on this website since I first came here in 2011
>ok
>mock some baggies losing money
>You must be a professionally sponsored demoralization agent, no other explanation for your behaviour
???????

>>52979272
Thats all theyve got left
>Heh, they wouldnt all be laughing at me for shitting my pants unless someone was paying them to do it

>>52979276
>muh investor protection
They shouldn’t allow sub 50 IQ apes to invest for starters

kek jeeties

>>52979303
newfag

I can't breathe, anons. I bought the dip at $22 because you guys told me that it wouldn't dip below $20 because of the flatline theory. You implied there would be another runup so I put $5k on gme. And now I'm bleeding money, "bros"...

>>52979303
Its because they are not from here. They are all reddit tourists. (hence bagholding reddit memestocks 2 years on)

Holy shit the entire market is eating massive shit. TSLA down TEN percent. Shills kekking baggies here when there isn’t a security on the market performing well today.
Is this unironically “it”?

>>52979253
you sound upset, Todd-shill

>>52979296
HOLY SHIT! WHALE ALERT WHALE ALERT THIS BAGGIE SLUPRED ONE (1) SHARE WHALE ALERT!

ITS OVER

Why is avatarfag baker not baking? Have they roped unironically?

>>52977795
You should have bought Crypto

>>52977795

Hedgebvlls win again. How does it feel to be exit liquidity, baggies? Burning sensation in your chest? Don't worry, you can sell now and take the L and end this nightmare... That is unless you want to hold all the way until GameStop inevitable goes bankrupt (again!) HAHAHAHAHA

Now that the meme stock you FOMO'd into is tanking to the core of the earth, will you Redditor cultist FAGGOTS finally FUCK OFF back to where you came from.

>>52979333
I'm getting a raise tonight hahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahaahahahahhahahahahahahahah

Dont worry apes its just like the heckin marvelino

>>52979332
True even AAPL is only a hair above its 52 week low

>>52979276
>loving this christmas fire sale
nice cope

>>52979327
>>52979327
>>52979327
Threaded.

>52979368
>Implying that even happens in Marvel
Name the film.
Fuck me you really do have a page of hot button phrases you have to use don't you?

>>52979332
>>52979389
For months the baggie cope:
>heh, market crash is going to cause moass! Negative beta!
Reality:
Gamestop is affected by market crash just like every other stock. No moass

Is this the "got out by only losing 45%" waiting room?

The absolute desparation of the shills today

>>52979389
RC is insufferable for not selling his AAPL when it was blatantly near its peak just from looking at the chart

Flat law always stated 18$

>>52978192
This is so jewish. Reads like a line from the talmud