/biz/ - Business & Finance

>my only profitable stock is a gym

There are old pilots and there are bold pilots. But there are no old, bold pilots.

>>52972912
So what is the app you use to account for your assets? Is it like delta for crypto where you just put whatever you want in and are a “millionaire” in your mind?

bros I just shattered a bunch of glass right next to my sitting area, on carpet. what do I do?

>>52972976
Well, that's an old saying.

>>52972946
This racism and anti-semitism is so tiring. It is not funny or cute, just cut it out.

Well well well

Who is that I see!

>>52972995
Poem anon is that you?

>>52972995
Vacuum it up?

>>52972976
I'd heard that for old, fat people but damn if it doesn't work for pilots too.

Also long DXCM, LLY, and NVO. This is financial advice and I am your financial advisor.

>>52973009
Oy vey

>>52972995
Well it's the perfect time of year to watch Die Hard https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s4flSqmDFmk&t=1m10s

ticker symbol BMBL how do I stop doing incest taboo family roleplay conversations with women on bumble

>>52973060
Im afraid it will slice up the vaccuum bag

ticker symbol BMBL I noticed that when you fuck a girl and you start doing daddy dirty talk she gets really wet and starts dripping from her pussy pretty hard so this

>>52973097
not if you crush it up real fine with a hammer
or just burn the carpet

>>52973109
>BMBL

LOL

LMAO even

>>52973109
>>52973087
Show position. I wanna see how much you are bagholding and at what cost basis.

>>52973109
It’s unhygienic to put your body parts inside the orifices of strangers you meet online

why isnt the vix going up anymore

Mpw is stinky

>>52973180
sleeping

>>52973127
Who would have thought ugly fat chicks aren't profitable?

>>52973180
VIX is going out of business. The VIX of the VIX aka VVIX is nearing all time lows.

>futes ripping
Lmfao, they thought a soft landing wasn't possible.

>>52973248
>inflation expectations are sticky
>employment is tight
>wage demand spiral gaining speed
>wage growth is beating inflation for most
Higher. For longer.

>>52973062
>LLY
ANON I

>>52973286
What? Short fatty dating, long fatty drugs. Tirzepatide and semaglutide are going to be as common as lithium was for frazzled 50's housewives.

>>52973268
Bullish. Buy every dip.

I could heem every single person in this general without breaking a sweat. Sorry, sometimes the truth hurts.

https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=Hu8N23cgBJw&feature=share

>>52972946
>dabbing on the goyim by indulging in their memes and letting them know they're right but cant do anything about it
damn
that's cold

>>52973335
Doubtful

https://youtu.be/tsfnuyyjaB0

Bros it's been a hard day today if i'm being completely honest. Really testing my resolve.

>>52973396
consider longing natural gas(for delivery)

>>52973335
WHATCHA GONNA DO
https://youtu.be/lmFPTqexVzE

I love scoopsies so much it's unreal.

OIL?
>OIL

>>52973408
I would go long in her natural gas tank if you catch my whiff

where are the 2008 tards? WE FINISH ABOVE 4000 2023 KEK

will spy go up or down today boys

>>52973927
This thread is not your personal magic 8 ball.

>>52973931
why coudlnt you write something cool like "its gonna go down bud" or "its gonna go up man"
isntead u just gonna be an asshole. well done anon. and its christmas too and ur still an ass.

>>52973944
It's not Christmas yet

>>52973944
This right here.
At least give someone hope and dont let them hang like that.
Come on its christmas

>>52973009

>gym done
>eaten tacos
>snowing outside window
>warm inside
>laying in bed
all day to watch spy and shitpost with the boys in SMG.
feels good lads, feels good. how are u boys holding up 2 days to christmas

>>52973408
I want to sniff her sweaty ass so fucking bad bros.

>>52974077
how many asses have u sniffed before

>>52973927
i am a bull, and that means tomorrow we pump

every1 is bearish

I don't think spx can break 3900, it's a very strong level

>>52974077
don't do it bro. it'll ruin the illusion.

>>52974157
I second this.
A lot of things like the typical "imagine the smell" posters are full of shit.
The smell is usually bad. Nothing good about it.

Things aren't looking too boolish

What happened to puts yesterday? It happened at around 1:26 pm.

>>52974212
Forgot pic

>>52974196
What makes you say that? I’m hoping it spikes either way

OIL bros im bullish but why are we riding this hard up? Seems kinda sus

>>52973009
fully demoralized

>>52974219
It looks like it wants to go down.

>>52974220
China reopening will mean it will go to 120$

I'm thinking we're back trash bros

>>52974225
So that’s your technical analysis, huh. I just hope it does some damn thing, I’m bored

>>52974240
i smell a boring crap today

>>52974256
fuck, really?

>>52974220
The SPR is ending, china is opening, curde inventories are down, gas prices down so people can afford more driving, hedges rolling off, russian crude being banned +insurance companies not willing to move it, fuel switching, Biden admin buying at 70$, crude seasonality

PAIN

>>52974240
Yes my TA says "uh oh after line go up and now line go down, maybe line go down more".

>>52974279
I hope so, I sold a call that’s not expiring until the end of March

oil will break 80$ today

>>52974297
Which oil stock?

>>52974289
I bought calls to hedge it tho

>>52974265
Any idea where we might going in the next months?
I think 90$ wti should be possible in february

>>52974303
WTI

what other options beside poker, gambling and stocks can u just sit at the pc and do ntohing and potentailly earn money???

What does Russell's bottom look like

>>52973009
I hate you

>>52974310
Ok

>>52974313
You could grow tits and be a streamer, or pay people to humiliate you online

>>52974307
i think up, but we're also "heading into recession" or "market crash", so don't go crazy, crude went to 70$, i think thats the bottom but you never know

You did buy cheap VIX calls yesterday, right?

>>52974331
Well it looks like the market’s taking a shit, that’s healthy in an overinflated economy, isn’t it?

Russia wants to considerably increase the size of their army and further mobilise.
However they have lost a large amount of their equipment in the war so far.
A large number of their tanks, IFVs, APCS and logistics equipment.

Their own industrial capability is not enough to replace this, not under sanctions.
IMO they will turn to China for equipment (likely offering them future mineral rights in Russia's east) and then when that happens the US will critically sanction China.
This could then escalate directly into a Taiwan crisis.

>>52974431
china isnt retarded they have no need to militarily conquer what they can politically and economically from inside

>>52974490
im going all in on petrobras .. i can earn 50% of my life savings every year! free money, dumb fucks!..

i have to go to work today

i really fucking hate libtards. you know the type, self righteous, virtue signalling cuck who thinks he's the saviour and defender of the lesser races. no he wont ever actually ever do anything to actually help anyone, instead he'll just be extremely vocal about it in his predditor echo chamber safe space, and because HE is actually a snot nosed brat who has only ever known a life of sheltered privilege. never known the cost of it all nor how many enemies dont give a fuck about his tears and just want him dead. this is the kind of motherfucker who will get his head kicked in in the street and then wonder how it could ever happened to him after the fact, because he was one of the heckin good goys and not a evil nazi. never mind the fact that its the faggot liberals who keep trying to revokes liberties at every opportunity. fuck them i hope they die and their corpses are raped in the streets and their bones get used as currency.

anyone know what i should be investing in so these troons suffer as much as possible?

>>52974532
I didnt show up today and nobody noticed till now.

I am bearish on the future of human civilization.

Thinking about shorting TSLA right after two consecutive green days. Likely next week.

>futures

>>52974540
one phrase you must always remember, engrave it onto your heart: "The Hypocrisy of the Left knows no bounds." always remember this, anon.

Good morning I hate normies

>futures

>>52974540
Just short companies that religiously hold the libtard ideals in their heart

>>52974581
yeah its true, sorry about the rant. just gets to me when i think about where this will eventually lead, perhaps not the complete collapse of civilization but to a future of mediocrity and suffering and a stifling isolationism as you see with cancel culture etc. i like absolute freedom and these people are an impediment to it and progress overall. like a kind of cancer that has been allowed to spread instead of amputated.

>>52974606
actually yeah thats better. short instead of long. i need to start making a shitlist of all this woke trash

>>52974649
Can you please slow down on your antisemitism chud?

>futures just went red
What the fuck happened?
mumubros, what happened to le santa rally?

>>52974767
santa rally is for brazil stocks only
buy PBR

it seems the bottom for the container index is in. is now the time to buy ZIM again ?

>>52974767
DXY went from way down to flat.

I'm hoping the cost of things goes down next year. I wanna sausage biscuit from mcd's to cost just 1.00 again damnit. (1.59 now)

>>52974767

>>52974606
>>52974649
start an ESG short ETF

>>52972895
Here is the true bottom /biz/, you are all welcome.
2023. May 30. SPY=312

I hope all of you get a lot of money out of this.

TSLA Resistance held. I want to see a face ripping Santa rally now .

Cmon Elon!

>>52974878
>312
Divide by two.

>>52974878
>>52974911
oh did the s&p500 do a stock split because it hit 6000?

So the US omnibus spending bill grants $410 million for "enhanced border security" in Jordan, Lebanon, Egypt, Tunisia and Oman, and also grants another $200 million for gender equity and equality programs in Pakistan (a 20x increase from last year).

But bears will say
>The printers are off hahaha!

It's probably literally impossible to follow where this money goes but I'm willing to bet that a lot, if not all, of it just funnels right back to the US. Also it's fucking shameful that we draft bills like this overnight no problem but heyyy woooah now don't you go asking for funding for healthcare or public transportation or education or any of that shit!

>>52975025
Retard

is it reasonable to use BTC as a measure of market copium? The way I see it, until BTC is sub 10k, there is too many dumb money floating around to get back involved with the markets. Thoughts?

>>52975072
You’re dumb money

>>52975072
tech stocks

>>52975072
yeah just pick an arbitrary price out of the air like you have and have that be the magic number.

>L M A O
>M
>A
>O

>>52975088
>>52971528
now it all makes sense

>>52975088
>putfags ruining my inverse LETF's, AGAIN

>>52975088
high puts means they're long dumbass because they're hedging their fuckhuge positions

>>52975088
>>52975109
if you look at this and think anything other than
>we are going to pump extremely hard
I don't know what to tell you
for there to be a buyer, there has to be a seller, someone willing to sell the puts, willing to buy the stock at the strike price
keyword(s)
>willing to buy the stock at the strike price
as the market rallies, put contracts will close, allowing MM to unwind delta hedging

I'm starting to see big similarities between the current situation and the 2001 bear market.
At the start of 2002 oil bottomed and started rising, meanwhile the market continued to fall all the way until 2003.
Why?.
Because of High Chinese demand, geopolitical tension and a plummeting dollar.

IMO we aren't quite there yet, the dollar will get a bounce and Chinese opening will be delayed by a big outbreak.

>>52975126
i wouldnt say it's that simple but i agree with your conclusion that we could pump bigly

>>52975088
>>52975109
>>52975126
Can you dumb this down a bit more? Retail is shorting the bottom, essentially?

>>52975088
lel
institution funds are gonna pump the market to liquidate these puts

>>52974042
trying to get those daily four figures
same as always

>>52975225
>mommy will save us
delusional

>>52975086
its not arbitrary, during 'normal' market conditions it consistently bounced around 3k-8k
>>52975082
my bank account disagrees

>>52975251
bitcoin isnt legally regulated. institutions can prop the price up at 20k for eternity via market manipulation until they've sold all their garbage and let all of retail hold the bag

i guarantee you that's what they're doing at this very moment after the bubble popped

>>52975251
also kek at thinking having big amounts of $ in your account makes you immune to being dumb money, i saw a screencap of some dude with 10 million in tesla lose half of it bagholding

>>52972895
What's with the random exhentai link?

>>52975276
>>52975284
thanks for the reply, good luck

Micron single-handedly killed Soxl today.
Also how do you guy see the Vix further away in Jan-Feb? I'd expect quite some volatility going into the earnings

This is it. This is the exact bottom.

INTC puts
It literally is THAT easy.
When that shit reaches $5 i will sell my stocks to Xi Jinping and enjoy my pension.

>mu posted a loss
It's over soxlbros

>>52975331
Screencapped

>>52975345
any reason why they're going to continue to drop? they're healthier than amd financially by a long shot. why not short amd? at INTCs price id prefer to write puts rather than buy.

>>52975250
I love her

>>52975383
building factories all over the world
sinking investor money

>>52975383
>any reason
It literally is a zombie shell company by now. Would be best to sell them in parts.

>>52975383
>they're healthier than amd financially by a long shot
Read their balance sheet.

today I think I will buy KOLD

>>52975413

(thats a natural gas 2x short fyi)

>Bears unironically think Intel is going down
Jesus christ you guys don't understand the US government's level of involvement in some of these companies, huh?

>>52975448
>US government's level of involvement

>>52975410
>>52975404
>>52975399
they havent even hinted at a dividend cut yet and forecasted cutting costs by $10b. I dont see the bear case at all beyond a chinese trade war over semiconductors, in which case it's not a intel specific issue.

>>52975448
>t. intel baggie since '98

KOLD puts and YANG calls today for me. Maybe some JNUG puts

I am a bear and I don't see Intel going below $20. I'm planning on picking up some INTC when it hits $22.

There's much more room to the downside for AMD and NVDA

Aerospace and defense - it can only go up for the foreseeable future right? Is dumping life savings into PPA/XAR not the play here? Also
>Bangs time

>>52975520
YANG will never be over 13 again.

GDP (QoQ) (Q3) 3.2% 2.9% 2.9%

Gonna buy some COST because I like Costco

>>52975545
Hang Seng has pumped 13% in less then a month and you don't see any pullback at all possible? Bruh.. YANG will be $20 by January and fuck China

*U.S. JOBLESS CLAIMS RISE TO 216,000; EST. 222,000; PREV. 214,000

>>52975608
Can someone explain to me why did it drop on better than expected GDP data?

the numbers mason

>>52975633
Because they’ll be no pivot from the FED, the economy is still too strong in the federal reserve’s eyes.

>>52975630
pivot bros... not like this... jpow is going to start killing us

>>52975608
Is QoQ data inflation adjusted, like YoY is?

>>52975643
it’s over…..

Wow what a santa rally, lasted one whole day

what do you want for christmas anon?

>>52975608
Higher than anticipated GDP, plummeting CPI, we are going to make it bullchads

>>52975655
a mova globe of earth (night)

>>52975633 this guy >>52975639 is right. Good GDP means higher interest rates for longer.

>>52975655
i already got it, didn’t cost a dime

>>52975655
I want americans to lose their jobs

>>52975665
wow that looks neat

DO
NOT
REDEEM

So much for that santa rally. Didn't even last a day

>>52975667
what did u get anon, you raised my interest

>>52975655
A big bottle of tabasco, Hawaiian shirts, and fast food gift cards

Never mind I got it "Billions of Chained 2012 Dollars, Seasonally Adjusted Annual Rate"

Is today another -10% day?

>>52975684
Messi world cup, all it took was 8 years of heart break to win it.

bbby is going nowhere but down, right?

Anyone have any idea why NatGas is tanking?

>>52975699
tfw lost 17k usd to BBBY even though i was up 100% for 3 days and didnt sell in august....

>>52975639
>>52975666
Thank you

>>52975699
check their bond yields :)

>>52975707
Weather is pretty warm in europe

>>52975726
Have you sent the upcoming cold front this weekend though? That should be enough to send NatGas soaring. Coldest Christmas in 20 years

So no santa rally and from there we go into our scheduled 2008 scale crash next year right?

>>52975655
ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMASSS ARE (YOU)'S !!!!

>>52975739
>Coldest Christmas in 20 years
Cold Christmas here, too...
>>52975757
You wanna be this cold, screambro?

>>52975707
That's a 27 year old? Jesus

>>52975757
take a milf cersei and a (you) anon, happy christmas

Tony Dwyer - THE bull guy - Just said we're in a generational high on bloomberg

>It's a Pitbull (ft. Ke$ha) market

>>52975739
If people can't handle the cold they should move to the tropics.
>>52975757
Hearty kek, I hope you get your fill.

>>52975780
10 year crab market

>>52975757
much obliged my nigga

>>52975766
Sheesh, feels like -50

>>52975782
True

>>52975299
welcome to /smg/

KEK BAGGIES

>>52975679
Feds getting their soft landing though if wagies stop expecting more money.

>>52975790
>miss the crypto bullrun
>miss the stocks bullrun
>miss remote working

But just in time for WW3 haha

OIL UBER ALLES

>>52975790
>people will look at this and think we wont go back down to 2000 next year

>>52975825
thank god i managed to actually make money on thsi one, sold my last portion of shares at 40 dollars

anybody an idea whats going on with amc/ape?

>>52975836
This was the absolute worst time for me to try and learn how to trade. I just couldn't do it. It's way too unpredictable for me to gauge and try to position accordingly.

Bears don't even know what they're talking about anymore, the market just kangaroos up and down in unison like a fucking shitcoin every time there's a Fed meeting or unemployment data or some other thing that never used to make literally every single ticker jerk 1-3% in a straight line at exactly the same time. Just admit that the whole market is getting shidded and farded to death by schizo headline scraping algorithms shorting everything on leverage. Fuck this shit.

>>52975850
>100% gain pre market
its not fair!!!! how to get gains like that

Sup bitches

>>52975790

>Internet boom
>1986

C'mon

>>52975757
Merry Christmas, anon

>>52975856
this is unironically the best time to learn to trade
volatility = profit opportunities
the more profit opportunities available the easier to learn
the more challenging the market, the more you learn
the more cycles the market goes through that you personally experience, with inflation, interest rates, growth, geopolitical events, the more you learn and are able to handle them in the future

>>52975862
Stop fighting the fed and the pain will end.

>>52975850

Kek, real AMC Bahia some all their APE shares to buy more AMC already

>>52975836
I work remote, you didn't miss it.
Heck I'm on the clock right now, and so long as I answer calls when they come in, I can lurk and post here in between with no issue.

>>52975882
>the 20 year crab market is just a learning experience bro

>>52975850
and all this time dumbfuck baggies have kept away from APE and selling it just to they could buy more AMC. lmaoing

>>52975856
>be me
>get layed off
>"surely this is a God given opportunity to learn daytrading"
>Don't make any money in schizo conditions
>best position I hold is the 30k $JEPI I used to satisfy PDT requirements
Fuck it dude, gonna keep buying JEPI. at least something likes this volatility. I love my jumbo divvies.

wtfwt oil?

Glad i sold yesterday, should i short again or are they gonna slurp again?

OIL TODAY
OIL TOMORROW
OIL FOREVER

>>52975941
good job how much did you make

>>52975941
santa claus rally is CANCELLED

>>52975850
AMC split their company up to make it seem like they aren't diluting. They are now remerging and want to reverse split, so now both tickers will be fully pegged to each other.

>>52975766
-27C it's -30F here.

>>52975969
literally going to be the price action for today and the rest of the year

>>52975825
Poor GME bastards.

>>52975957
Oh? What makes you say that?

>>52975299
Tradition

>futures

>>52975969
>-30F
That's only -34c. Which is cold, but not -48c cold.
What is it with the windchill? You do know that wind makes the cold MUCH worse, right?
Here, it's -48c with the windchill. Which is -54F

>>52975992
Rent free

>>52976028
life you chose

>>52975825
How long will I be bag holding this shit?

>>52972999
>>52972999
Baked

>>52976010
because somebody pissed off santa

>>52976010
Last trading day before Christmas is tomorrow. Will Santa rally happen in one day?
>>52976041
Not complaining. It helps to keep you niggers & shitskins away; for the most part.
>>52976054
>buys AMC
Them buying a gold mining company wasn't the last straw, for you?

>>52975825
More like ACK-MC amirite?

>>52975856
You got it backwards fren. This is the best time to learn.

If the economy "doesn't care" about "high inflation" and is doing better than expected every time, how is that somehow a net-negative for the equities market? Who are the contrarians selling literally every fucking headline and why?

MUMU FUCKING SHITS

>>52976074
Every action I did was met with me losing money. Let say if I were to put more into sqqq and uup right now at market open. I can grantee it will fuck me again. Logic has no place in the market.

>>52975655
my own house
shit's still too expensive

>>52976104
Don't fight The Fed, and buy into good quality companies.
Simple as, Barry.

>doubled down on shorts yesterday

Wew

>>52976064
>-1000 degrees
>nearest ski resort is 800 miles
You're upset because you're bagholding life itself.
You're the AMC ape of geography

>>52975655
I want a loving and loyal wife that is like my ex but better who would bear my children and we would grow old together and watch as our children grow up and have families of their own.

I bought the bottom of PBR within pennies and everyone here told me I was dumb. You niggers hate money. You never listen

wait gdp was higher, why is market down? more higher interest rates?

yesterday was so green but today very red. of course used the opportunity to buy more for the next green wave

It's not just /smg/, most of /biz/ is dead. Thread up for multiple days. kek most people on this board really are just buying lottery tickets

>>52976130
Stop being antisemitic.

>decided to sell all my tqqq yesterday

Thank God

>>52975345
No server cpu for entirity of 2023. Purely coasting on consumer cpu now.

peer to peer lending. $25 increments. Spread across thousands of loans.

>>52976132
higher for longer. Unemployment remaining steady, no significant uptick meaning more wage demand along its spiraling effect on inflation. Job market still very strong. Its just the debt market that caught a cold.

>>52976131
but "muh nationalization" and "muh leftist govt rugpull" even though Lula was president of the country before and the stock did great

>>52976128
>projecting
Lmao I love living here, faggot. Why would I want to be around MORE niggers and troons?
YOU seem to bagholding. You're clearly seething because you cannot afford to leave your nigger-troon ridden metropolis.
Lmao never project onto me again, faggot.

TSLQ is pretty awesome

>>52976057
Nigger

>>52976141
Most of the threads were crypto and crypto is having a tough time right now.

>>52976020
incorrect, exhentai link was originally an after hours exclusive

>>52976141
How new are you? /biz/ and /smg/ are naturally slow, only during times of great Reddit influx, like the GME stuff, do they speed up.

>>52976171
I thought Defi lets you short crypto now? Seems to me more that people are just buying dogshit and hoping they picked the right lottery numbers. So many coins collapsing basically over night, and nobody is posting about making money from them when I know some people outisde of /biz/ are

It's time to kill $KMX!

WTF WHAS THAT!?!?!?

what the fuck was that i guess

>>52976132
Higher inflation and stronger labour market means more hikes.
Dollar will bid.

IMO SPX is headed to new lows, yields to new highs, dollar will double top by January.
New bear mkt rally Jan/feb with oil rallying at the same time.
Then roll over for the last leg down in Feb/march dumping with the dollar but oil continuing to rally.

>my oil short went from up 25% to up 10%
i got too cocky bros...

*posts WTFWT*

>>52976201
Never bet against OIL kiddo.
Im still up 110%

>>52976197
Can't let tradition die brother, gotta bring some more oomph to the daily rituals. Tradition is all that keeps us going in these trying times.

>>52976130
Hold on white man. Stop talking crazy shit

Everything just keeps pushing closer and closer to oversold. Stuff like Intel being down 2% with no notable, specific news is fucking retarded. Over and over and over and over again for a fucking YEAR. This is just as illogical as the 2020-2021 bull run, if not more at this point.

>>52976230
>with no notable, specific news

Micron had shit numbers which directly implies intel and other semis will too

I want to switch from DRV to something else with a more liquid option chain. Hard to find anything though.
>DRV hits a high today
>my option expiring in January is still priced well below by market makers

MY FUCKING INDEX FUND IS DOWN 1% WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING? I DCA'D 30 BUCKS INTO THIS FOR 5 MONTHS FOR NOTHING?

>>52976237
Intel’s market cap is dangerously close to its book value.

>>52975365
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH

>>52976224
700k home
>rich
Thats literally normie family house tier

>>52976230
>This is just as illogical as the 2020-2021 bull run
That's why it's logical, the delusional faggot pump of 2020s must die, with interest.

>>52976260
good god imagine being proud of living in a shithole city
enjoy drinking recycled nigger piss

>>52976230
Its only illogical if you don't agree with the fact that 25x to 50x valuation is completely illogical itself and that the market is trying to correct back to 5x to 10x valuation. If that's the case then we got a long way to go still.

>>52976247
That guy could be a millionaire easily within a year. All he needs do is rent his face out for punching $10 a time.

Will SOXL break $10?

DIE TSLA

>>52976237
>Shit numbers
Zoom out, unironically. They make BILLIONS in sales, consistently. Being bearish on companies that make that much money is so fucking shortsighted, I don't get it.

>>52976251
INTC is almost oversold on the motherfucking 5 year chart, so silly

>>52975825
>per

w-w-what the fuck

>>52976230
Buddy we are no where near oversold lmao. Fair value is when spy hits 320-200 range.

>>52976230
I don't get it, computers and chips are still selling like pancakes.

>>52976273
he's a real actor now in a movie called cocaine bear

>>52972895
No one answered me last time :/
What are good money making strategies if you expect a long crab period

Where is Santa? You guys promised me Santa. I'm beginning to think he may not even be real.

Intel has failed to meet deadlines and has had many products that went unreleased due to this.

The market has priced in them not hitting their future deadlines now. If they you think they can start hitting them, they're massively undervalued. If you think they can't, they're fairly valued.

>>52976314
Dividends and covered calls

>>52976304
SPY target price is $150

>>52976247
this faggot needs to go die fighting Russia

50 Spy 382 calls for that last little pump before death.

just short all tech and tv subscription companies and call it a day guys

>>52976322
yeah I had faith in intel for a while back in 2020 however I realized that the former ceo has dug them too deep to catch up without spending massively so I exited in the 50's

>>52976304
What RSI are you looking at? All kinds of shit is technically oversold right this moment on short term charts, and many big names are hovering right on the line on long term charts.

New

>>52976349
>>52976349

>>52976314
Money Markets and Mutual Funds

>>52976322
They have the fastest processors and just broke into the graphics card market. They’re going to eat into AMD and NVDA market share. They also have long term catalysts on the form of high EUV machines and chip fabs under construction.

>>52976247
That faggot should die. What’s with the trend of absolute niggers videoing themselves complaining about shit like what they are saying is smart or something? It’s so irritating.

>>52976314
Dividends, covered calls, and peer to peer lending

man every company i want to write puts on the premium is basically never worth the risk

i feel like you have to be retarded to make some of these plays, all options traders (retail) are subhuman fr fr

>>52976368
I like Intel, I especially compared to how AMD and NVDA are priced.

>>52976325
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>>52976382
Thank you

WTFWT

AAAAAAA

wheres the bottom? they told me there would be a bottom

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>52973009
Please kill yourself in the most brutal fashion possible.

>>52975836
This post hit me in the feels

>>52972995
I would go get like a rolling pin and a mallet. Alternate between the two in an attempt to turn the glass into small as possible dust/pieces. Once you feel that it’s been properly pulverized, vacuum over it repeatedly. Might even be worth it to go get a steam cleaner and see if the water will pick up the heavier pieces.
You might get poked from time to time or a sliver but at least you won’t get a puncture wound or sliced.

Why didn't you kneegers tell me about tax loss harvesting? You guys have to help us smooth brains OK! Unacceptable.

>>52975882
this is true. you get good stuff at huge discount. they will give crazy gains once things stabilize

>>52975950
no thanks. too much politics around it at this time making it very high risk

>>52976230
its great. i saw a stock at -5% today and immediately bought as much as i could