/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>52971034
Is marriage really like this?

>>52971034
whoah honey bear, settle down :) dont worry, we are very financially stable. now come to bed dear, tommorow is a new day. Love you.

>>52971052
just a trannys' fantasy

>>52971034
My wife let's me fuck her soaking wet pussy on the kitchen table tonight. Whether the house price goes up or down, we don't care. Our monthly payment is low, we don't have to worry about landlords, we don't have to worry about moving and I can do projects around the house because this motherfucker is mine. A house, a kid, and a juicy pussy is all I need to make it.

>>52971034
We probably would get a good return in putting every available penny into home improvements or furniture

>>52971052
ehhh for some yes.
>>52971082
never been married before I can tell

>>52971034
>BECAUSE YOU DIDN'T SPEND THE ENTIRE SUMMER REMODELING LIKE I ASKED
Kek
But I did
3x feature walls
Tinting clerestory windows.

>>52971082
I was married for over 15 yrs. My wife cheated on me with an N word and literally told me it was the first time she nutted.

>>52971144
You still sound like a bitch

>>52971142
that's some gay interior shit

>>52971034
the rentiods are seething again. Which landchad owns this one? Time for an eviction

>>52971144
Faggot

>>52971142
Matt?

>>52971144

>>52971142
That's a large ceiling for a kitchen.
Your heating bills must be yuge.

>>52971167
To impress the gay bank values of course

>>52971300
This

>>52971117
I also fucked your wife's pussy on the kitchen table. Also your moms

>>52971142
SOVLESS
My dad does a better job with less money.

>>52971335
Kek that looks so shit

>>52971331
All powered off solar and battery thankfully. Heat is more an issue where I live. I fully insulated roof and walls, window tint was the missing bit

>>52971450
Lol. Picture picture doesn't really do it justice. I'll take another when I get home.

The black forest colour in master looks best. Going to do other room with Hampton grey.

https://www.stickwall.com.au/products/stickwall-hampton-grey-wall-panel-1-7sqm-pack

>>52971445
Looks nice.

>>52971335
>>52971450
Bit better pic

>>52971839

>shitty floor laminate on walls

That's the opposite of improvement

>>52971052
It does if you marry a woman who can't support herself financially and expects you to pay for her lifestyle but also takes your money completely for granted and treats you like shit even though she would be on the streets without you. Seen it happen firsthand. Probably a lot more common in times of economic downturn.

>>52971945
It can look good. You just need some interior design vision.

>>52971839
>>52971945
>>52972192
Hard to capture the texture on phone, looks good irl.

my zestimates stay estimates, $100 sq/ft end of year.

>>52972252
>>52971839
first thing someone will do if they buy is tear that shit right off

>>52971144
the fact that you call it "nutting" makes me belive you

Making a woman orgasm is literally the easiest thing in the world. Their "penis" is the size of a fucking pimple and it has the exact same amount of nerves. literally just suck on it for 30 seconds and they squirt

>>52971665
Thanks

>>52971839
>
that doesn't look good at all, this is not a rustic house

>>52972580
>sex havers are literally sucking micropenises and getting pissed on for access to mid pussy
I’m glad I’m an incel.

>he can only make his wife cum with oral

Whoa I make my wife cum with my dick within a minute. Blows my mind some dudes never experience their wives throbbing pussy on their cock, toe curling, eye rolling orgasms.

>>52971144
>the first time she nutted.
Um, anon, women don't have dicks.
You married a tranny, you're just gay.

>>52971034
you forgot the part where they take half your shit

>>52971034

I fucking hate my wife. Looking at divorce now.

>>52972252
nigga glued floorboards to the wall makes it looks like plastic shite and then uploads two pics exactly the same thinking it was his camera HAHAHA

>>52971335
>>52971839
Why did you redeem the top left floor board wall panel sir?

I'm sorry but it's triggering to my autism.

>>52972850
Please tell me more

>>52971034
Possibly the most homosexual thread I've seen in a while, from the shitty meme faggot OP to the people posting their literal cuckold fantasies
Sneed

>>52971034
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>>52971053
Based and husbandpilled

>>52971839
Brother did you put vinyl flooring on your wall?

>>52971052
Unironically sometimes.

>>52972725
this. vaginas and the women that come with them are lackluster. they have tiny penises and very manly personalities. do not recommend.

>>52971117
>monthly payment
>this motherfucker is mine
Never fails to amaze me how delusional the mortgage baggy holders is. Remember. These people are out there. Dispensing advice and instructions.

>>52971128
>We probably would get a good return in putting every available penny into home improvements or furniture
Quite literally my bros wife. As soon as she got employed again, after quitting 5 jobs in several months, direct to IKEA to start buying all grey curtains and grey hospital waiting room style chairs that cost £300+

>>52971335
That's a fuckin' rookie stagger, anon.

>>52971128
>>52971034
Home improvements never pay for themselves in the sale price. Whatever you gain is offset by what you spent. Buyers aren't stupid, a coat of paint isn't going to impress them. They're buying the land, not your OSB wagieshack

>>52973550
It's important to choke and slap her.

>>52971839
Now put it on the ceiling too.

>>52971598
>All powered off solar and battery thankfully. Heat is more an issue where I live. I fully insulated roof and walls, window tint was the missing bit
Have you ever encountered a spray on or film based IR coating? I.e. one that capture heat inside. They only seem to be available as coated glass because o believe the standard method is to coat it with microscopic silver particles and then bake it on at high temperatures.

>>52972192
The burnt wood is definitely nicer than laminate but also more coin I guess

>>52973501
>Why did you redeem the top left floor board wall panel sir?
>I'm sorry but it's triggering to my autism
I'm guessing that's where he ran out of board

>>52974242
>Home improvements never pay for themselves in the sale price. Whatever you gain is offset by what you spent. Buyers aren't stupid, a coat of paint isn't going to impress them. They're buying the land, not your OSB wagieshack
You're either kidding or mentally retarded. Literally the cheapest most rapid price booster is just painting the whole place out in eggshell paint and taking nice photos. You think girls or even what passes as "the modern man" gives two fuck about wall R values and vapour barriers?

>>52971144
Just a veiled bbc post

>>52971034
>Bought a 4 bedroom house in OH in 2019 for ~220k.
>Now estimated at 180k.
Also me put inheritance in ETH at $2600.
I to kms. I am a tool of the jews

>>52974242
it heavily depends tbqh, I'd say renovations that take the property from low tier state to basic state are usually well worth it
anything past that is a hit or miss

>>52974194
That is only the beginning. Did you see the pattern repetition?
But think about how much they saved by cutting the potential buyers group in half. Only idiots will pay for that.
Prepare for low ball offers.

>>52971445
My dad works for Nintendo and your dads a fag who swallows for free.

>>52971034
only if you don't marry a decent girl
Mine has been bliss, we were friends for a year before becoming a couple

marry a girl you connect with anons, not for looks (altho those are of course a bonus)

>>52974548
>>52971052

>>52971052
More than you know.

>>52971144
Nice LARP pervert

>>52971142
Id change.
Just saw newest avatar

>>52971052
When youre an NPC or constantly put on a facade of being an NPC in order to attract a woman, yes this very likely to be who you end up with

>>52974158
Reminder that the management office is closed on the first for new years so you need to get your rent in early this month

>>52971034
>Previous owners leave a bunch of holes in the wall from things like TV cable runs
>Wife nags me to patch them up
>I learn how to plaster, put in some California patches and get it looking really nice
>"Now paint it"
>I learn how to paint
>I can't be fucked painting the whole wall so I just prime and paint the patches with a brush then put texture on with a roller
>She complains incessantly about the smell of the paint being gross, saying it makes her nauseous
>The wall looks like shit in the afternoon sun, but she says it's okay because she's going to put pictures up
>Right where the holes were in the first place

God help us if women ever learn how to do /diy/

>>52971839
Gross. American homes have zero character.

I live in a Victorian terrace.

>>52972252
It doesn't

>>52971034
>Shut up bitch. It dropped 5% after going up 75% in the last 2 years. You're just being a dumb bitch as per usual

>>52973748
Ha.. yeh I did sister
I did the master first in a black forest colour, looked good, so i decided to do this room in light oak.
No one seems fan of the pics. i need some real life feed back tho.
Wheres a wife with taste when you need one...

>>52975252
Those are nice. And surprisingly bigger inside than i expected.

>>52975335
I mean it could look worse....

>>52974302
> he painted it, land prices went up, he sold it for more
> he thinks its the pain
many such cases

>>52971347
>Landlords
lmao, most landlords around here have outsourced the work to a management company
Landlords do LITERALLY nothing

>>52972192
god I hate north americans
> exposed brick
fuck off
> flooring on the wall
fuck off

>>52973550
When you are in a long term monogamous relationship (aka the only valid kind) you slowly learn every little button on your partner and that's great both for consistent satisfaction but also for surprising break throughs

>>52971445
based and crownmoldingpilled.

>>52972850
i can easily make my wife have multiple orgasms after 5 minutes of dicking. however i can't make her cum with oral. the big problem is that i am a femdom fetishist and want to make her cum with my mouth while my dick is locked (NOT into cucking though). so i still feel like a failure.

>>52971052
If you don't set boundaries early on in your relationship, the bitch will walk all over you, its in a woman's nature to take advantage of a man. My wife is always asking me to buy her dumb shit like scented candles and sweaters but I keep a record of all frivolous expenses related to her and I give her a bill at the end of each month which she is required to pay back (with interest). Funny how the moment I started doing that, she stopped asking me for shit and now just buys her own crap.

I thought this was a rentoid cope thread but it's mostly anons bitching about their wives and some guy who glued vinyl planking to his fucking walls, kek.

>>52975420
its a joke

>>52975990
>give her a bill at the end of each month which she is required to pay back (with interest)
the most based jew since Jesus Christ

>>52971034
I mean I'm always remodeling the house, its a 50s home so lots to do. I even refinished the hardwood floors myself, definitely recommend the DIY pill. Getting started on a bathroom remodel too since the downstairs shower leaks bad

>>52971144
Go back

>>52971052
Every marriage I've ever had the displeasure of getting a view of, behind the public façade, has been like this.

>>52971839
Looks claustrophobic and shit

>>52975728
life is suffering

>>52972192
Looks like a hotel room, not somewhere people live.

>>52971052
it is if you married the first piece of ass who sucked your cock

>>52971052
yes.

>>52972192
yeah, this looks like a hotel room that's trying to not look like a hotel room

>>52971142
>>52971335
>>52971445
Why do Americans have no taste

>>52971142
Looks like some gay startup office. Really bad decisions Matt.

>>52971034
lmao

>>52974249
This it’s literally so easy

>>52971034
Sounds exactly like how my mom treated my dad, unironically

>>52971052
it absolutely is. But much much worse.

>>52971450
>>52971335
lol.... Nice glued on wood plank walls, bro.

>>52972252
You literally pasted laminate floors on to drywall kek

>>52971144
>Nutted

That was a man

>>52975006
This is the answer. I don't understand why so many guys are shocked that they end up in shit marriages when they act like someone they're not to try to bag a nice piece of ass ASAP. Big surprise that it turns out she's impossible to live happily with.

>>52974548
how many guys did she slurp when she was your 'friend'

>>52971052
>>52968464

>>52971117
Wow remind me to bring some hand sani next time I come over for dinner dick

>>52975252
>American
>Clearly not an american outlet

>>52971034
my practice gf is even asking me about my zestimate

>>52972580
>suck
that's gay bro

>>52972850
your dick looks tiny, dogbro

>>52974254
Doesn't that just reinforce the psychological trauma that made her degenerate in the first place?

>>52974319
As long as you're not planning on selling the house you're going to be fine in the long run. You can always move out and have some dumbass renter pay off your mortgage for you.

>>52971052
depends. if you meet a girl you like date them for at least a year before moving in together and at least another 2-3 years before the ring. those years you will be able to tell the life you will have together. most chicks are psychopaths because they are social media addicts and take reddit advice. avoid those.