/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>52968393
put a ring on her asap

t. engaged to billionaires daughter

>>52968393
How did you manage to go to a party

>>52968393
Ask her if the schizos are right

>>52968409
It was more of a pregame but believe it or not, there are some social adjusted people who use 4chan as a way to blow off autistic steam

>>52968393
try to make her to reveal the hidden secrets of barcode technology.

>>52968393
Pretty sure the patent already expired, barcodes are old as shit

>>52968393
CHECK HER SCALP OP

>>52968393
marry up anon, then use their wealth to destroy israel

Load up on zinc op and put holes in all your condoms

>>52968393
Don't pull out and get that girl pregnant ASAP. Eat lots of protein like grilled chicken and take a multivitamin to keep your spooge in top shape.

>>52968495
>>52968393
The original patent US2612994A expired 1969

tattoo a barcode on your dick and violate her (patent)

>>52968393
rape her

>hey babe woops looks like the condom broke guess we gotta get shotgun married or something haha

>>52968393
Oh really okay now i can find out where she lives and fucking rape the bitch. Good job OP I might find you too and finish inside you

>>52968420
I feel like 4chan has gotten more weird and autistic with time, it was normal in the past for nerds to do nerd parties and even go to normal college parties. Now it's just "be autist, doomscroll, try to convince others to buy shitcoin so you aren't alone in losing your money, eat hot chip".

>>52968420
Being well adjusted to a sick world is not a sign of good health. We are superior to you, normie nigger

you probably meant QR code patented in 1994 but patent is not enforced, bitch is poor (and chink)

>>52968621
>>52968554
>>52968495
Okay after some further digging, it's not the patent, but her parents own a massive enterprise involving barcode/rfid/mobile scanning tech solutions. Still, impressive.

>>52968411
Seems we've found them here

>>52968481
>>52968504
>>52968531
>>52968559
>>52968562
>>52968581
schizo anons what should I know moving forward, i've never dug deep on this

>>52968531
but she be able to tell the condom broke? not exactly gonna just go ahead with prego

>>52968748
i think there is a 85% chance that she's just fucking around with you. ask her if she knows how to read out the covid jab with a mobile scanner, if she says it doesn't work then you know she's lying.

>>52968393
Oh wow! Which barcode? Got a screenshot?

>>52968769
It's not going to break just a needle hole so some of your boys can get in. Either that or just splooge somewhere under the duvet and finger it into her without her knowing like you're just doing foreplay.

>>52968615
Brother, I am well adjusted through and solely because of the love of Christ and His blessed Holy Spirit. Glory to God in the highest. Amen.

>>52968393
Pregnant her

>>52968393
marry the fuck out of her, make babies ASAP, and secure your legacy.

>>52968841
It will be done

>>52968807
high risk high reward, i like it

>>52968551
also don't take hot baths or soak your balls in hot water- use cold on them

>>52968402
>ring
LOL
ask me how i know youre a small pp faggot who will never go anywhere in life and will forever be posting on this shit board?

>>52968393
nigga, throw all your condoms in the trash

>>52968763
Everyone knows the real moon landing technology is locked up in the barcodes. Op should open a moon resort.

>>52968411
I wanted to know this also

Put a baby in her

>>52968393
Just informed the family your talking about fucking her for money.

Isn't this what you wanted?

Get her to put your name on her ass in barcode form

>>52968393
imgpregnate with consent by not pulling out and take cialis so u can keep fucking after nuttin she wont even know u came inside her

>>52968393
put a baby in her asap