/biz/ - Business & Finance

What the fuck is this shit op?
This isn't /sp/, where do you think you are?

>Baseball posting in December

>>52966746
Pass me with that yank shit.

When to buy COIN benchods

3900 holding

>>52966770
>This isn't /sp/
We're nerds who spend all day yelling at numbers, charts, and headlines, rooting for things to go up.

>>52966704
Buying the business solves nothing. I would still be dealing with the worthless deadbeats known as the American laborer. All buying the business would do would make me bankrupt. That's why I turned in down in the first place. Also you guys guys can relax, I won't have any trouble finding a job. Good help is impossible to find right now. I am literally the needle in the haystack. They don't make chads like me anymore.

I just want a bang maid fellas. What equities do I have to purchase to make that happen...

What ever happened to that dude who was trying to sell his burp videos? did he kill himself?

>>52966785
>rooting for things to go up.
not so fast lil my nigga

>>52966785
Honestly, FOMC days are like big games.

>>52966746
there is so reddit newfag baker who keep posting irrelevant bullshit pictures. im onto you troon

>>52966813
At least this thread was started by an anon and not that namefag again.

two /smgee/s
this one has the links at least
the other one has baggie

>exited my day trade spy puts for 6% when I was up 20%
>market immediately goes back to taking a shit

What do with TSLA ?

>>52966813
I spent most of this year making threads with scantily clad 2D hoes. Relevance has never been a thing.
>Buy HOLO

>>52966831
Nothing, it’s a piece of garbage that’s gonna keep going down.

>>52966831
Hop off as soon as you make a profit and don't look back.

>>52966841
anime girls are always relevant to 4chan

>>52966831
Sell it.

Also, why won't anyone tell me if I should buy COIN now. Please respond.

>>52966803
Oh he's still around, just posted yesterday in fact. He's being squeezed by the recession/consumer discretionary cutbacks and is pulling in about half of what he did at the start of the year.

Seems upbeat about it though, and knows his competitors are probably in the same boat so it's not his fault.

>>52966805
SQQQ is a thing that goes up!

Guys i litteraly fomed in at the local top ( 3890) and now i am bagholding with a 15% loss . How can i cope?

>>52966831
Take the L.

>>52966864
>stein

>>52966870
What did you buy exactly?

Buddy, look at VIX computer

I know what's going on. All the traders are already on holiday and the algos are not allowed to short.

>>52966885
Spy with a huge leverage

How do I invest in tiny goblinas?

Why is the forest quiet.

Why are the clickety clacks no longer clacking.

>>52966870
Continue bagholding until 2025 or bail out, escapism is a good cope.

>>52966824
tired of these namefags and troons who dont get the board/thread culture. they keep shitting up the place like a homeless nigger begging for change. gookmoot and jannies need to do something about it. also tired of seeing that kpop retard posting his bugeyed creatures in every thread.

>>52966891
In some circles this is referred to as a Santa rally.

>>52966898
WBD or nflx calls

>>52966896
>huge leverage

Why do people keep doing this?

Close it, take the L, and stop using leverage.

>>52966909
They seem to be killing themselves on their own, so the problem will work itself out eventually...
Unfortunately, next time the market rallies a whole new batch will show up

>>52966891
What happened to the physical VIX shortage of late?
Was it fake news like the diesel fuel and adblue shortage?

>>52966841
yeah thats not bad though, waifus are part of the board always have been. and relevance has always been a thing. just a large amount of regulars have been killed off and for some reason there has been an influx of new people im assuming they are coming from the crypto pits.

>>52966927
>physical VIX

>>52966916
There's no goblina futures contract where I can take physical delivery of one?

>>52966898
Be white. This is financial advice.

>>52966953
I heard there's some island where you can get those

>>52966898
>>52966953
She has a sharper jawline than most men…

>>52966917
No , i will let the casino close it for me

Where I come from isnt all that great
My nonexistent automobiles a piece of crap
My fashion sense is a little whack
And other bizreals are as broke goys as me
I didnt go to ivy schools
Girls didnt look at me
Why should they I aint got nothing but margin calls
Wall street hills thats where I wanna be

Truth is I dont stand a chance
Its just something your born into
And I dont belong
No I dont I'm just a poorfag goy

>>52966949
>MFW reading every /smg/

>>52966949
You didn't know that if too many market participants will take delivery of physical VIX at once it will collapse the CBOE?
Physical VIX is the only true VIX.
Paper VIX is what will bring this financial system to its knees eventually.

>>52966864
>that pic

>>52966927
physical vix is usually only tradeable in person, i recommend bringing some sort of weapon to collect.

>>52966937
Everyone fucked off because the market is the fakest and gayest in human history. There is nothing to talk about and nothing to buy until the next LEH pops sometime next year. It's going to get worse while the algos continue their schizophrenic takeover of what remains of the market.

>>52966969
>she

>>52966994
LEH?

>have to wait till market closes for my mutual funds to update
>if i sell then I risk losing a lot if data tomorrow comes in hot

>>52966994
>Everyone fucked off because the market is the fakest and gayest in human history
you cannot trade even weekly anymore, with these 3% spy shitcoin swings multiple times per week, forcing you into 0de options and now the premiums on those are so high its not worth the gamble
its ogre

>>52966891
I believe 385 is at least locked in as the floor until friday

>>52967022
Start selling options then

>>52967009
LEH -> old ticker for Lehman Brothers

Dead thread hour.

I just purchased a futures contract for one (1) pepperoni pizza for physical delivery at settlement date

>>52967022
OMG NOO I CAN’T DO THE DEGENERATE GAMBLING OPTIONS PLAYS ANYMORE BOO HOO
fuck off

>>52967047
Watch out for pizza contango though.

>>52966864
COIN's DCF fair value is $6/sh anon. Do with that what you will.

>>52966798
Post your resume

>>52967047
Based

>>52967049
here let me just hold this position for more than a week-ACK

>>52967007
My goblinaifu is a female.

>>52967064
Ooh a new Tony for my collection!

Can we talk about jobs for a thread, in the namefaggots honor? It seems the a prerequisite to making big money in stocks is getting compensated with equity or options, any boomers care to chime in with some career advice to reaching this point?

>UUUU neon green
WE'RE BACK URANIUM EUNUCHS

will the jobs report do shit? thinking on last minute calls.. what do u say faggots?

>>52966798
Python. SQL. Data science. Dataframes. Pandas. Machine learning. Tensorflow. Scikit. Pytorch. CAP Theorem. You will all learn it with me. So you can no longer be white wagie.

>>52966870
Do you have more capital? You can try DCA with leverage on the way down, double down, buy puts today or tomorrow, or take the loss and move on.

this is a cock pickers market

>>52967087
Go get a computer science degree, do leetcode, get hired by a FAANG before 2020, let your stocks/options vest for a couple years, and finally sell them all December 2021
That was the winning move for life

>>52967087
That gravy train is over man. Usually you would get insane tech job salaries that are over 50% stock comp on a company with 0 profit. Only works when the federal reserve is printing money. Tech companies would IPO and raise hundreds of millions selling shares in a company that promising the moon. Not happening anymore.

How much money do you think PFE makes from trannies each year?

>>52967109
Leetcode is an extremely indian thing to do. Imagine the smell ranjeet!

>>52967047
anon a contract is for 10,000 pies, it's meant for retail warehouses

kill the market and santa clause

>>52967179
That can be arranged

>>52967047
this is pedo code talk

>>52967189
OK this was good.

Did everyone who used to post on /smg/ get the vaxx? The fuck is with this thread?

>>52967204
It is a /sp/-/smg/ joint venture thread, afterall

>>52967189
do it, i can only give u my soul since the market took all my money and my christmas

>>52967174
how do I cancel

Do I buy PFE long calls? Or V? Or UPRO? I need to make a few k

>sell my 0DTE 385 SPYputs for a huge loss

>market tanks

Classic

>>52967213
everyone is an expert in a bull market anon. not so much the other way

>>52967213
Vaxxies get what they deserve>>52967214

>>52966746
sbf is unironically going to be taken out
https://nitter.it/grdecter/status/1605619687101894657

>>52967213
Why the fuck would I have done that?

>>52967219
you have to sell the contact before settlement, hopefully for at least break even.. but buddy look at $PZZA computer

>people freaking out because Trump paid no taxes the years he lost money
Do liberals think net worth is taxed?

>>52967213
>bear market
>post Sam Bankman (((((Janny))))) ban sprees
>no individual stocks, it’s literally just whatever the Fed says that determines every stock
That sums it up

$KMX to the ground in 3 minutes!

>>52967213
Bears got heemed by clown market,deluded Mumus got wiped out.

What you are seeing here in this thread is just grizzled and bitter veterans. Right now I'm playing with scraps because honk market really guzzled down all my fucking money.

>>52967262
Anon, you're talking about the people who sperg about Musk et al. not paying income taxes when they probably haven't had W-2 income in decades, if ever.

>>52967213
Why would anyone want to post here when half the posters use it as a blog?

>>52967213
Am i seriously the only fucking person in this shithole who got the vaxx? Am i the only person with a job that pays above $150,000 / year in here or something?

>>52967213
There's nothing to do or discuss until the Friday data comes out

>>52967213
Just report the off topic posts. Mods show up eventually

>>52967286
>He sold out for a measly $150k

>>52967262
Most people think billionaires have a 10 figure bank account in cash. The concept of utilizing capital productively is utterly alien to someone that lives paycheck to paycheck

reminder these are the final GDP numbers for 3rd quarter. the government died about them to avoid pressure during the election, but now that the elections are over they're going to show us how bad things really are.

>>52967109
Good investors should precipitate trends, not ride them. Let’s talk about timeless career advice and speculate on future jobs that will let you climb the income ladder

>>52967139
That is incorrect, most jobs will start paying in equity if you climb high enough

>Why would anyone want to post here when half the posters use it as a blog?

>>52967254
the clintons be killing more jews than adholf hitler fr fr

>>52967289
Have you considered cyanide?

next thread i promise i will be a better poster but this thread i will not

Ding ding ding! How did it go today anon?

>>52967213
Last time I checked I was still not legally permitted to board a plane leaving to the USA from anywhere in the world.

>>52967286
A lot of states have it be illegal to require vax for employment. Literally in Alabama's constitution. Try not living in commiefornia

>>52967312
+0.98%

>>52967293
Blonde wonder boy, was it?

>Just report the off topic posts. Mods show up eventually

>DING DING DING'd again

>>52967300
>Let’s talk about timeless career advice and speculate on future jobs that will let you climb the income ladder
Buying the energy dip doesn't just apply to stocks. Something like 400 petroleum engineers graduated in the entire country last year. If that's not a looming, lucrative shortage for anons to take advantage of, I don't know what is.

>>52967312
+1.58%
(Was literally just my negative oil stocks recovering from rise of oil)

>>52967331
There's a reason for that
And it's called the oil industry is in take profits mode not reinvest mode

>>52967286
I got the vaxx. I was hoping it would kill me two weeks later, but it never did... I guess that's what I deserve for living a healthy and active lifestyle

there goes some huge buying at the end

>>52967312
+2.16% , i was up 12% but didnt sold cuz of my greed

>>52967346
Hard to invest when you can't get licenses for public lands.

>>52967312
>market was open and I didn't even realize
Holy shit being an euro NEET stock trader right now is such a fucking confusing time right now. Is anyone else confused by how quickly it seems to get fucking dark as fuck? I'm not saying winter isn't dark earlier, but why the fuck are we having pitch black darkness at like fucking 15? By the time US market opens it's basically already night and I'm a comfy NEET so I sleep through entire daylight and it confuses the EVER LOVING SHIT out of me. I thought I slept through entire market.

>>52967351
Yeah a POWER HOUR for this SANTA RALLY

>>52967318
4chan is one of the few places you can brag about living in Alabama instead of California and most people will not laugh at you

>>52967312
>-1.79% after daily inflation

>>52967092
Who on Earth is this? Looks like a Filthy Frank character.

>>52967351

>>52967374
I mean, being able to fuck your sister is a pretty sweet bonus too. I wouldn't laugh.

Give me one reason why I shouldn't sell a couple short strangles every day on SPY and collect free chicken tendies money.

>>52967374
Everyone outside of california laughs at people stupid enough to live there

>>52967346
Sure, but the Boomerdammerung hits them just as much as any industry and there aren't any Zoomers chomping at the bit for that work. Flat demand, declining supply should ring a bell.

>>52967374
And sadly, both are full.

>>52967286
was it worth getting vax AIDS?

>>52967374
I hate California so much it's unreal.

>>52967374
Why would you want to live in that shithole? Lmao

>Nike +12%
Who bought?

>>52967213
Yep, of course I did I have elderly family. You didn't buy Russia and China's propaganda to make America sicker by convincing us the vaccine was a poison, did you?

>>52967392
If you want a laugh compare incest rates between the deep south and europe. Makes it very obvious whose projecting.

>>52967415
>Black investors are getting PAID holding this one stock.

>>52967363
Today is the winter solstice, anon! Enjoy the darkest day of the year!

>>52967434
Based sun enjoyer.

>>52967286
Got the Vax, Have elderly family and worked in a healthcare environment. Nothing negative happened to me, everyone in my family got it and nobody had any adverse reaction of any kind to it.

>>52967289

Is everyone ready for tomorrow's GDP and Satan rally?

>>52967374
Floridian here. We all laugh at people who choose to live in California.

>>52966622
The hour turned ever so slightly sour, minus ~$39 from the 3pm totals, around +$223 for the day. Breddy gud Santa rally, but will it sustain for the remaining week?

>>52967491
For me it's the PCE numbers.

>>52967312
+1.58% for me. Didn't do anything today except roll some puts.

>>52967312
I got absolutely heemed.

-40%

>>52967607
>-40% in a single day
The fuck did you do

>>52967312
Day's P&L: Up 1.37% safe, and expected, a pretty good day.

>>52967613
I can only imagine: crack cocaine

>>52967607

>>52967491
>Satan rally

>>52967607
How? How did you do that?

>>52967613
Held my SPY puts that were up massively going into this week and now they are down massively.

Pic related.

I just need a cheeky little Christmas crash or it’s curtains for me.

We resume dumping tomorrow.

>>52967630
Oh snap

WHERE'S THE PLUNGE BOBO

WHERE

IS

THE

CRASH


Santa Clause is coming to towwwwnnn... ~

>>52967657

>>52967657
Anon, we just came off a 5 session train of assrape. Why didn't you sell?

>>52967475
it's like playing russian roulette with an increased risk of cancer if you win

Thinking of buying SOXL ads on /lgbt/ that link to this general. Would love to have a few more SOXL stock ladies.

>>52967657
https://www.investopedia.com/ask/answers/030915/how-do-i-determine-where-set-my-stop-loss.asp

>>52967607
>>52967613
Leverage gambling and options are the cocaine and hookers of stocks.

>>52967683
Greed

>>52967312
back from my unjust banning, fuck jannies
algo is waiting on the sidelines, probably a good place to be
my actual portfolio is full of the trashiest trash so of course it went up today, +4.10%

2008 fags btfo once again

>>52967312
Up 1.80%. I’ll take it.

>>52967720
I hear ya.

>>52967692
Not sure how, all reliable stats, including direct observation from family in healthcare, shows unvaxxed people dying and suffering far more.

DING DING DING DING!

how'd you do today anons, you DID make money today right? i made a quick trade in the morning and sold my contracts by lunch time. kind of hard to keep track of my trades while i'm waging, i'm kind of hoping they fire me again just to try this new strategy lol. was up 3% in my poorfolio but my trade was up 12%. now is the time to go long bear, trade the rallies, and capitalize on this volatility. happy trading!

Good swing opportunity coming soon for GME. Usually does a +30% after dipping into oversold territory.

>>52967742
Went alright. Up 3%
Slow and steady wins the race.

>>52967749
Fuck off ape

>>52967312
I FORGOT TO BUY CARNAX PUTS

>>52967742
Went up 1.37 at close, and now with after market it's up to 1.47% and slowly rising. Very safe but profitable, looking forward to more gains tomorrow.

>>52967722
>anon can't figure out how to reset his router
Deserved ban desu senpai

>>52967312
Well I guess I get one more buy of relative cheapies this year, at least.

>>52967421
I don't own pfizer, so, fuck no I ain't getting near some mRNA first test-run shit. Not for all the pussy of every one of your grandmother's combinded.
There isn't enough money on earth to get me to be the test rat for mRNA, let alone a novel vaccine using insertion designed to get the drug into your brain (chemotherapy drug base, made to insert into the brain as well, ipso you're now plausibly making spike protein in your skull).
Miss me with that shit. You might have sold me on some meth or heroin. But you went cyborg, and fuck all that on V.00.001.

>>52967434
I didn't know
nice

Ok I went to 3 starbucks and all of them were out of peppermint mocha frappuccinos. Short SBUX

>>52967786
Vro what are you even on about?

>>52967791
>He doesn't just drink unsweetened peppermint tea

>>52967434
Depends where you are on earth. For some the shortest day was yesterday or even 2 days ago

>>52967723
kek

How I feel looking at this market

>>52967778
resetting my router doesn't reset my IP
my ISP does not randomly assign IPs apparently
else i would be as bad as scoops no doubt, picrel
also i tend to effort post regularly so really it's the janny that suffers since it browses and posts here too

>>52967801
Nevermind brah, just be sure you don't miss the Nets game.

>>52967786
You know how mRNA works, rignt? It doesn't even touch the cell nucleus. If you should worry abour anything, J&J's Viral Vector uses a "harmless" virus that actually does enter the cell nucleus to replicate the components. mRNA just replicates a sample of the spike protein found on Coronaviruses within the cell but outside of the nucleus.

I want to tell you the funny story of GBTC because it's funny and also I wonder how many similar instruments have propped BTC up
So GBTC, the Grayscale bitcoin fund, is a bag of bitcoin. It's supposed to effectively let you trade bitcoin on the stock market. Historically it traded at a premium, so last year you might pay $100 for GBTC shares but they'd be backed by only $70 in bitcoin or whatever. Matt Levine speculated that this is because it's more convenient. You don't have to deal with creating a private key and then losing it, you just buy at your broker and Grayscale takes care of things for you. So there's more demand for GBTC shares than supply and they end up trading above bitcoin.

That was last year. This year, GBTC trades at a discount to bitcoin. Meaning, you spend $100 on GBTC and get shares that are backed by $150 in BTC. This made no sense to me. Can't you just arbitrage - buy GBTC, redeem it for BTC and sell that?

Well, turns out this thing never had a redemption mechanism. They filed an application to become an ETF with the SEC in 2021, they're waiting for approval, until then the bag of bitcoins can apparently only grow, not shrink. So you have this giant fund that own 3% of all BTC or whatever, and it's not allowed to sell. When BTC was high, it bought and bought but now that BTC is down, it can't sell them.

tldr: Eventually GBTC will enable redemptions and push the price of BTC down. I wonder how many other funds exist in a similar position, propping up BTC the way GBTC has. If it's too many then the price of BTC really is just a bubble driven by a feedback loop of leverage

>>52967820
Lmao, is there a real study behind this article?

>>52967828
Bruh you gotta change your router's MAC and also clear your local files on your computer. Fuckin kids these days.

I think I'm cutting some of my MU bags tomorrow

>>52967312
I have a bunch of calls that printed today, earliest exp is Feb so I'm sitting on everything. Sold one call.

>>52967780
SPXL bro what happened? whew lad

Threadly reminder that $1000 a month in dividends is $1000 a month you didn’t have to wage for.

>>52967874
>Couldn't shave and put on a dress shirt
I hate this lil nigga so much.

>>52967740
see
>>52967404

>>52967856
maybe, think i've tried that and they have the router locked down to prevent it but yeah not the only step
did you see that recording of stallman eating his toenails covertly in a presentation?

>>52967883
Do you dress up when you go to the ATM?

>>52967880
How do you get to $1k a month?

>>52967898
Nothing fancy considering VT is 3.15% and VNQ is 3.69%

>>52967312
+1.96%

Robinhood can suck my fucking cock. Locked out of my account for 22 days and only got a response from support after I started spamming emails. I already sold everything and I'm moving the money back into my bank.

Is Fidelity any good?

>>52967898
Hold 120k of jepi

>>52967892
>they have the router locked down
Is this some apartment complex network or one of those combo router/modems like Comcast uses?

>>52967921
And what do you do during the next bull market and all of those covered calls they (you) sold start expiring itm?

>>52967913
Fidelity or tda are the best.cant go wrong with either

>>52967913
>Is Fidelity any good?
Literally the best one, why anyone wants to use robinhood is beyond me

>>52967937
>next bull market

>>52967897
Well, when my sugarmomma takes me out I make sure to look nice.

>>52967898
Just hold some random shit like PBR, PXT.TO, SHIP, and ORC-B.V

>>52967913
I switched to WeBull, they don't baby you like Robinhood does and have a lot more data, no complaints.

>>52967947
I assumed it was good because Reddit hated it

>>52967913
I use Etrade, it gets the job done, no hassles never had any sort of problems

>>52967945
We're being swallowed by the shwab

I just had a gluten free gingerbread man and it basically turned to sand in my mouth. short gluten free shit

>>52968001
Bah,who's behind fidelity?
Or rather whos behind every other broker?

>>52967738
theres a reason large preadators dont usually go after boar unless they are starving

>>52967869
I started buying last october.

>>52968001
GIB THINKORSWIM

>>52967850
>I wonder how many other funds exist in a similar position, propping up BTC the way GBTC has
Pretty much just GBTC. Though there's also ETHE which does something similar for ETH, if I remember right.

>>52968014
kikes and glowies I assume
>>52968026
o-okay...

>>52968014

>>52968039
I've been thinking about buying some since it should get arbitraged up, but the risk is that the arbitrage sends BTC into a death spiral
a bit less likely if GBTC is the only player in this particular flavor of leverage, but still perhaps too likely

CARMAX IS GOING TO CRASH AND IM NOT GOING TO PROFIT
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>52967898
Invest in several divy stocks that pay out at different months.

I risked $600 today on ODTE options and made about $60. Also MU is such a piece of shit. mr peolosi was such a boomer
>chip industry is hot
>MU had the lowest PE
>buy MU
>Its price gets clashed in half anyways
lol

>>52968079
Thank god, cheap used cars are back on the menu

>>52967213
The amount of alcohol in my bloodstream probably destroyed whatever was in that vax.

>>52967913
I've been locked out of my fidelity account from day trading a million times on margin ebcause my account went below 25k. You can still day trade though in a cash settled account. I got to wait a couple of days for my cash to re-settle though. I wish there was a better visual indicator of cash being settled and ready to trade without needing to check balance and hoping for the best.

>>52967913
>Locked out of my account for 22 days
What did you do wrong

>>52968123
What a life.

>>52967709
Leverage is alright if you are not an impulsive monkey and use stop losses correctly (yes I know very sudden movements can fuck stop losses)

>>52968130
My phone got reset thanks to that wonderful new Android update that killed my wireless connection. I didn't have the code for the 2FA.

>>52967913
https://voca.ro/1j1F0lN43H2P

>>52968151
>Android
You're a virgin.

kill me
please

>futures

>>52968257

Just use schwab what is so hard about that? Why use these zoomer phone apps that let them take your money and withhold it whenever they want?

>>52968299
I'm pretty sure SSE would filter the shit out of zoomers.

>>52968103
https://twitter.com/guydealership/status/1603794722140688384

>>52968312
Who even uses it? Web browser interface is fine. App is decent.

>>52968353
I use it. Fuck having to refresh every 5 seconds in browser. I'm rock hard that we apparently get ToS next year.

>>52968369
I would care more if I knew how to trade

>>52966898
Too much ass.

Bought nothing, sold nothing. Ate a 6.35 Little Ceasars meal for lunch (4 slices deep dish pepperoni and 20oz drink). Fell asleep at my desk. Tomorrow is a short day. Gov closed all state buildings early due to the pending bad weather.

>>52968475
Will you be safe in the snow, boomer?
(I know you're only a few years older than me... but I'm going to call you 'boomer' anyway)

>>52967213
Anon do you know how many got caught bagholding SOXL with an average price above $45? That's around a 400% pump just to break even

>>52968444
You fucking what m8? There's no such thing as too much ass

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

>>52968353
maybe prosper-anon will make it by offering the deadbeats another line of credit

>>52968485
SOXL_shill lied and /smg/ died.

>MU laying off 10% of its staff
lol

>>52968483
Oh yeah I'll be fine. Office closes at 2 p.m. The real bad stuff isn't supposed to happen till later in the evening/night. I'll leave at 2 and be home by 2:15.

>>52968516

>>52968475
I am glad you are on top of things so I don't have to be. lmao

remember siga? lmao

>>52968485
Why not just keep buying to lower the cost basis?

>futures

>>52968563
siga wasnt a particularly stupid play
its easy to make fun of biotech for ending poorly 95% of the time, but if you try shorting the remaining 5% really hurts when it happens

why did almost all stocks that got cheaper crash around the same time? everything i check have a massive drop around mid october

>>52968623
>siga wasnt a particularly stupid play
investing in semi's at the peak of the crypto craze wasn't a bad idea? Are high?

>>52968606
>presents

>futures

HO HO HO

MEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRYYYYY CHRISTMASSSSSSSSSSS!

So if I trade options every like like pic related, do I have to pay short term gains on all my trades? So what if I make 1000 and then lose it the next day? Am I responsible for taxes on that 1000?

>>52968526
Lmao seeing stuff like this doesn't even make me fomo into pumps anymore. Oh yeah mr hedgefund manager you pumping the stock 20% in one day sure is gonna entice me to buy kek! I still get enraged when I see pumps I was certain were gonna happen and ended up happening, same for dumps. Easy returns but my confidence in pulling this off has been shattered some time back.

>>52968511
Who?

time for a repost since i didnt get feedback last time
my baggies lets talk about a new ticker
Semaglutide is the new hotness as a weight loss drug (low side effects, very effective, $15k/year regimen being googled as often as viagra). Brand name for this indication is "Wegovy". Novo Nordisk announced the approval for Wegovy so I guess they're the ones holding the patent and earning money on this?
I believe this leads us to the ticker NVO:
https://finviz.com/quote.ashx?t=NVO&p=d

At P/E=40 there is definitely some potential for
>priced in
so tell me why the company that owns the next viagra is no good

>>52968641
youre thinking of soxl, not siga

>>52968637
ETFs run this shit desu senpai.

>>52968667
Pretty sure it's net gains and losses over a year

>>52968667
Yes, but also capital losses can work to balance that out. Just not 100%. Try not to lose more than you win.

>>52967213
No but I've stopped looking at smg and the market I'm annoyed being down 20k or 20% in the last month or so

>>52968649
>presents

> futures


OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>futures

I finally organized my references folder on my pc and did general cleanup. Ignored my portfolio for the day, only to be up 5%.

Weird. I was painting my stuff and drawing all day. How's everyone?

Kill all jews, btw.

>>52968572
This is what I've never understood. I've just been buying a little bit of SOXL all year and now if it springs back up I'll make an easy 2x or even 3x on a lot of shares. I plan to hold basically forever anyway - that's the original SOXL Shill method

>futures

>all these future postings
may bobo strike down all your gains just because of how fucking annoying you retards are

>>52968738
That's literally a man. Here's a wholesome cute girl (female) dancing

Its literally Tuesday. Why does it say its wednesday?

>>52968682
No thanks, I'm YOLOing Anacott Steel calls like anyone who's not a total tard.

>>52968761
Anon...

>futures

>>52968759
Would

>>52968759
Something about that doesn't check out

Bunbuns!

>>52968761

>>52968698
Kek try 8 months. Down ~33% from start of year. Sold the majority months back. Even a 33% pump on all stocks from here would leave most stocks lower than where I bailed at.

>>52968759
is the massive packages on some of these supposed to be part of the demoralization?

>>52968761
Bruh...

>>52966746
>futures

>>52968563
>Almost back to pre monkeypoop price
Asymmetric risk my bastards. Going all in.

Oil bros rise from the sea

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>52968687
it just feels so weird to look at. actually it looks like theres frequent crashes that cover almost the entire yearly graph and some time later it recovers up to or close to the old value

>>52968173
I'm a gambling child but I use schwab, thinking of leaving because theres no dark mode to match my razer rgb keyboard and dx racer, is ibkr the only option or should i go to Israel and use e-toro?

>>52968808

>>52968759
That's a big vagina (for you).

like look at this. wtf happened? im not complaining about the profit but are they supposed to fluctuate like this?

>>52968882
What chart is that

Is anyone short ALLY or MPW?

I bought a cheeky lil ALLY put because I understand they are heavy into auto lending.

>>52968882
I don’t know what I’m looking at.

>>52968895
its how the stock value goes up and down in a short time

>>52968896
Tempted to re-enter my CACC short

>>52968882
SPY's close today was also observed on May 12th. I think the market is effectively burning time so values "catch up".

>>52968915
Wtf is this company?

>>52968926
Subprime auto loan dealer.

>>52967042
Erection

LEME MAKE MY BANG MADE THREAD PLEASE. I won't screw ot up this time.

>>52967241
Yeah bro happened to me on Monday. Feels good

>>52968687
real talk: what do billionaires even do with their money that's so much better and different than normal wealthy people (like high 5 figs to low 6 figs per year sort of wealth)? i mean okay, i don't own a yacht, but who cares? is a yacht really THAT great? do you just constantly have orgasms because you own a yacht or something? probably not. and im sure i could ride on one for a small, reasonable fee. same with those deals they give for driving an expensive sports car around a track for a day. i can experience those things for a reasonable sum of money. and even then, they're not THAT great. roads have speed limits. a yacht is just a boat on the water. i can have sex with women, too, just by being charismatic and working out in the gym. even going out to a restaurant on a date, on the expensive side is, what, $100? $200? hardly billions here.

honestly all i really want is enough money to not need a day job and to be able to just spend my time how i want doing fun stuff within reason and not worrying about money ever again. like getting into tekken and traveling around the country playing in tekken tournaments and the MTG pro tour or some shit. things that i can't really justify now because they're a waste of time because they don't make money no matter how good i become at them, even Knee is poor as fuck and he's one of the best if not THE best south korean tekken player in the world. but these are some fun things i'd like to do if i never had to worry about money ever again. but i could do that with $1 million, hell maybe even $500k depending on how minimal im willing to live.

after i have "enough money to not need to ever worry about money again forever", i just don't understand having more money. even political power: im a mortal and YOLO is probably the truth, why should i care about the fate of the world i leave behind? billionaires always seem lame and pathetic. bezos, musk, etc. they should be in heaven irl but they aren't, are they?

>>52968980 i did it

>>52968916
i guess its a good time to buy then. being eu maybe it has something to do with normies selling everything to pay bills

>>52968963
At a certain point, it's about power and influence. Bezos owns a major newspaper. He's a case study in business schools. Hell, he shamelessly fucks trannies and absolutely no one says shit. People see his yacht moored in Monaco and go "oh, that's Bezos' yacht," "did you hear that slut Amelie got invited to a party on Bezos' yacht?" Then you see his bald ass at the Monte Carlo and everyone is sucking his dick because he's Bezos. He's bigger than himself, effectively.

>>52968738
her face is ugly. she looks like crazy frog in human form.

>>52968963
This is the kinda life I'm striving for; namely once I retire, actually retire, do what I want and not worry about "oh hey do I have enough money coming in to pay my expenses this month". Thankfully I'm on track for that kinda life already. The even better news is that I won't be an old fucker in his mid 60's either.

>>52969009
that doesn't sound appealing to me. i don't give a shit about other people or what they think of me. that just sounds like having a big ego, and it's cheap to fix that. hell, if you WANT ego stroking, there are PLENTY of ways to get that without being a billionaire! just look at literally anyone in middle management for example, kek.

plus you know no one thinks bezos is cool or great they are just trying to get money from him. honestly that's just sad. like yeah Amelie might have fucked him but she did it hoping to get money out of him. he owns a major newspaper, who cares? he's a case study, who cares? idk maybe im the weird one but none of these things would make me measurably more happy and i could imagine a lot of ways that they'd actually make me feel sad and alone. especially if you're smart enough to get to that point in life in the first place, it's probably hard to ignore.

>>52969024
what kind of job do u have if u dont mind me axeing?

>>52968937
Tasty but premiums aren’t cheap
Any other plays?

Check out the chart of Loan Depot, not a good time for lenders or fintech

>>52968833
kek I'm going to collect all the Dwyer memes like there Trump NFTs

>>52969097
not him but im in a similar situation and have an AS in electrical engineering. it pays to be smart and to know how to code these days. it's very comfy. it's honestly really weird how the higher up you are in life the easier things get (if you want them to and you care about having that sort of lifestyle instead of just being the best or making the most money). people working at mcdonalds or the grocery store get treated like shit and paid like shit and have to work hard, or blue collar/construction workers. it's sort of like how it's really hard to make money if you have no money but it's really easy to make money if you already have a lot of it, like the people who need it the most have the hardest time getting it and the people who don't need money have the easiest time making more. people like Asmongold or Lirik or Moonmoon for example are already rich but they just stream for fun now and give 0 fucks and they still rake in the cash with 0 effort. people here are throwing their 4 figure accounts at highly risky options trades while rich people can just collect divvys and make millions off of their billions with zero effort or risk.

>>52968963
even billionaires are motivated by envy, weather of their sibling in the far distant past, revenge against someone, or just their current neighbors toys and bank account. Not that different than middle-class keeping up with the Joneses. For some it may become about leaving a legacy and the dream of their name living on after they do.

>>52969200
checked
>it's sort of like how it's really hard to make money if you have no money but it's really easy to make money if you already have a lot of it
some things never change
>Do not exert yourself to seek out excess
And your wealth will prosper for you
Instruction of Amenemope, Chapter 7

>>52969241
>Not that different than middle-class keeping up with the Joneses.

this was my point though. doesn't seem like it changes anything or makes them happier or even really opens them up to some sort of amazing experiences that you can only get with vast sums of money.

i want to get away from the things that cause suffering that the Buddha talks about, not upgrade to a high class version of suffering, that shit makes no sense.

I just bought a 7900 XTX. Maybe AMD will have a strong Q4 earnings result now.

>>52969481
how does amds profit affect the stock value? it probably wont die anytime soon but the stock doesn't seem to pay dividends so unless i miss something its one of those gambling stocks that you spend a pretty big amount of money on the get even one and pray that it goes up

>>52969200
yeah, im struggling to get anywhere, just feel closer to offing myself with every new day

>>52969546
Probably not much, my portfolio is 80% SOXS, so I'm hoping they'll go down anyways.

>>52969551
you likely only have one life, man. you're going to die no matter what you do. you might as well try your best under whatever circumstances you live. try to make it work, don't give up. you're going to die regardless, this may be the only chance at life (especially intelligent life, vs. animals or insects or amoeba), you might as well try to improve yourself and your surroundings.

what have you got to lose? if you're actually committed to kys then you're completely free. do something with that freedom. why not? worst case scenario, you die like you said you would. you can't lose. at a MINIMUM make a massive life change, do something crazy and exciting and risky. why not? you might DIE? oh, well you were gonna kys anyways! win/win! and maybe, just maybe, you'll have a better life this way!

also consider seeking professional help, as cliche as that sounds. but still, assume you only have this one life and you may not get another one. you might as well TRY, you know? you have eternity to be dead. you only have a limited time to be alive. do something with it. not for others, but for yourself. it's hard for me to articulate this shit but hopefully it makes some sense to you. reject giving up. TRY. you're free.

>>52969551
here, if you're still around, try watching this and think about it:
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iI__r2U8jX0