/biz/ - Business & Finance

WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU MAKING THREADS SO EARLY JESUS CHRIST

>In an interview with the Saudi state news agency (SPA), the Saudi energy minister said that despite heavy criticism of OPEC+’s recent decision to cut oil output, the cartel’s market predictions have been more accurate than others as they have been based on fundamentals rather than politics.

>“As I have emphasized multiple times, in OPEC+ we leave politics out of our decision-making process, out of our assessments and forecasting, and we focus solely on market fundamentals. This enables us to assess situations in a more objective manner and with much more clarity and this in turn enhances our credibility,” Saudi Energy Minister Prince Abdulaziz bin Salman told SPA.

Hoes mad

I'm back, crypto both massively inflated, then took away all my savings. So now we're back on the steady DCA.
$350 Developed world all-cap index
$350 S&P 500
monthly.
I never shoulda moved out of stocks hey, still, I can't say it wasn't exciting to be tens of thousands up. Obviously I never know when to sell.
How would you guys set up a long term portfolio, genuinely? Something that you would recommend to like your sister who didn't want to play around with individual stocks.
This is the level I've decided I'm truly at, as much as being on /biz/ during a bull run can make you feel like some smart money wizzkid

Good Morning everybody!

>>52961993
>namefag
Why?
Only two reasons to have a name on 4chan: Telling a continuous story, or needing to verify your identity for important information. Using a name to say "good morning" on an Anonymous Chicken-Counting forum is counterintuative at best and displays a huge ego at worst.

>Futures

>>52962026
Glowniggers and shills believe that personalization increases identification and therefore influence. Its retarded and namefags trip fags avatar fags and the like should be an additional ban reason

>>52961988
Pick a single, low fee, broadly diversified, established ETF. Set up automatic investments each paycheck, show her how to increase that value if she makes more money.

Tesla calls

>>52962041
>Presents

>>52962026
you're missing the real reason I do it. I'm a spiteful asshole and have held a grudge against some anonymous pussy for over 5 years now. He's still wrong, and the only living proof is me using a tripcode in these threads.

Dear federal agents

All of my posts are financial advice, and I am a threat to the market.

>>52962075
liar

>>52962046
See and that's just it, the whole point, whole benefit of existing on 4chan is anonymity. Wearing a name tag here without a very good reason is like going to a masquerade party without a mask, or wearing a clown outfit to a black suit event.

If it starts dumping and close red today I will scream and shit myself

>>52962070
...that's really sad, anon.

>>52962070
You ID yourself for... a grudge? so whoever you argued with remains anonymous, could be any of us, could be me... and you decided your argument was so important that you had to call out who you were? Even on unrelated posts like "good morning"?

>>52962070
So losing your wife and making shitty trades is your idea of revenge?

>buy bear position
its bull
>buy bull position
its bear

i knew it would pump but yet i bought puts cause it was 3:59 and i had to make a decision. i think we'll will definitely just crab today.

>>52962130
No I thought having tripcodes in threads like these would be a good thing to put a record and give credibility to posts. A proof of past results if you will. Then this asshole gets all butt hurt about chan culture and said something along the lines of, "I've seen tons of trips come and go, you'll be no different." So I said fuck you I'm never leaving.

>>52962138
my wife didn't leave me, what the fuck are you on?

>>52962093
the question remains why do they bother. Their influence on those who are aware of the cultural structures ignore them and newfags copying them get ignored as well and lose interest and leave or adapt. Its such a pointless endeavour

>>52962172
>So I said fuck you I'm never leaving.
So with a single post he baited you into donning a clown suit in a sea of black ties. In a single, baitig post, he got you to wear a giant hat that clearly says "Anon made me mad." For how long? Months? Years?

Don’t sleep on peer to peer lending. I’m taking a portion of my money and locking it up for 3 years in loans. I’ll still passively invest in the market but I’m focusing a large chunk towards peer to peer lending. Only $25 a loan spread out across hundreds with 70% C to HR rating and 30% to A and B ratings

Santa Rally?

>>52962199
>donning a clown suit in a sea of black ties
everyone who's been here longer than 2 weeks knows I have no shame. lurkmore newfag, you're going to have to try harder than that.

>>52962070
Lmao

>>52962211
>p2p lending
>through centralized third parties
anybody on this board that is slightly aware of defi and smart contract lending platforms knows to stay as far away from this shill as possible. Its already a risk with over collaterized loans that are enforced automatically, independent and tamper proof, but this, whatever scammer came up with it, chapeau

>>52962067

>>52962172
Hey look, an attention whore!

vix contracts expired, benchods

SANTA RALLY BOBO YOU FUCKIN FAGGOT

>>52962075
Holy fuckin based.

>>52962254
Yea there’s a risk but I’m taking it. I’ll do fine too. Boo hoo 6 of my 200 loans defaults. Not a problem at all. I hope you preach to the crowd buying 0dte options as hard as you do when you hear the phrase p2p

>>52962276
can I get a loan?

>>52962261
so does that mean we're going to get a VIX dump & pump?

>>52962257
Hey look, some fucking anonymous pussy with nothing useful to say!

is anyone actually bullish on TSLA at this point? kek baggies

Nike fixed it's supply chain issues. Knockout earnings call. Uhh ohhh, bears on suicide watch. Muhh great depression two more years.

CCL beat as well.

>>52962215
>man wearing a tripcode because he got trolled once
>calling me a newfag
Lol
Lmao
Kek

>>52962291
Sure you just have to apply on the loan app. If you meet the criteria and have a credit score above 640 you can be funded by micro investors.

>>52962276
>6 of my 200 loans defaults
if you would get 20%+ interests, okay, but for 6%. lmfao. Its a scam, a very transparent on top of it. with smart contracts you can have at least an idea about liquidity in the pools and the health of the borrowers, but here, complete black box. A slot machine seems more trustworthy

>>52962294
Media has done a full scale pile on. They'll move onto something else next month. I'm really hoping to get TSLA sub $100 at which point I'll load up.

>>52962304
cool, I'm debt maxing cuz everything is going to blow up

>>52962296
You sure it isn't just being propped up by the world cup of soccer?

>>52962311
Why are you capping gains at 6%? Sure you can only invest in low risk loans and take home 6% but I have a much more aggressive strategy targeting 10-11% yearly. That’s accounting for 15% defaults

Basedhorse Silver (ticker: BHS)

>>52962317
Ahh that’s a shame you probably won’t get approved then. Your bank card utilization and revolving credit balance are shown to the lenders. I’ve get to see a loan get funded where the borrower had above 85% utilization.

Goldman Sachs is planning to lay off up to 4,000 employees in early 2023 anticipation of economic uncertainty.
E-commerce software company BigCommerce laid off 13% of staff in a "go-to-market" shift, The Business Journals reports.
Mental-health app Headspace Health let go of 50 workers, or 4% of its workforce, Bloomberg reports.
Insurance broker Health IQ is cutting an undisclosed amount of its workforce, according to impacted employees posting on LinkedIn.
Construction software company Bluebeam is laying off workers. Impacted employees are sharing their stories on LinkedIn and reaching out to their networks.
The Washington Post's publisher told employees that it plans to "eliminate some positions" in early 2023, or less than 10% of its staff.
Home services website Thumbtack is reportedly making staff cuts, according to impacted employees posting on LinkedIn.
Crypto tax software provider TaxBit laid off an undisclosed amount of workers, according to former employees taking to LinkedIn.
Tech giant Cisco reportedly began its 5% staff reduction, The Business Journal reports.
Utah-based software company Pluralsight laid off 20% of its global workforce, The Salt Lake Tribune reports..
Software development company Airtable cut 20% of its staff, or roughly 254 employees, TechCrunch reports.
Jeep parent Stellantis has announced it is idling its plant in northern Illinois early next year and indefinitely laying off some 1,350 workers.
Meal-delivery company Blue Apron is cutting its workforce by 10% to "drastically reduce expenses" amid falling sales.
Fintech startup Plaid announced in a blog post it's laying off 260 employees amid "macroeconomic changes."
CEO of fintech company Stash wrote in a statement it is cutting 8% of its workforce "after carefully watching market conditions."
Software giant Adobe let go at least 100 workers largely within the company's sales department, Bloomberg reports.
Gamestop is cutting employees for the second time this year, Axios reports.

BUY BUY BUY BUY REDDIT!!!!!!!!!!

>>52962334
still retarded.
third party, unacceptable

>>52962357
That’s fine you don’t have to invest. You just don’t get to pretend it’s any more retarded of an investment than trading short dated options.

>>52962294
Yes but only very short term. I do expect it to bounce up briefly before falling more

>>52962314
>Media has done a full scale pile on
i know, i'm actually starting to get bullish. TSLA is down -58% since april announcement of twitter buyout. forward p/e is ~25, which isnt too egregious

>>52962292
You know, you are super easy to provoke.
How long have you been on 4chan?

@52962384
stop giving me (you)'s

>>52962344
My job just hired two more people

>>52962391
Look, I'm you!

>>52962391
>replying like a triggered autist

NGMI

>>52962369
Hey, when are you going to take out your loan? And why don't you just pay off your debt before diving into buying debt? If you do take out a loan, I do want to invest in it aggressively, like 50% of the loan.

Captcha RRRRG

And it’s starting to dump cocksucking fucking fag shit nigger market

>>52962400
his trip is #9999
one day several years ago he got very drunk and angry, and said that he was going to quit tripfagging and would only anonymous post from here out, so here was his tripcode so that people could impersonate him and no one would ever know if it was him or not, forcing him to no longer trip
but alas, when he sobered up, that went out the window

>>52962409
I’m not in the market for a loan. I only have about $5,000 in credit card debt that I’m steadily paying. I guess I could shop around and look for a $5,000 loan to consolidate my debt but the interests rates are sky high right now.

>>52962369
short dated options alone are gambling, but they can fit very well into dofferent strategies, where buying junk debt from a black box is just retarded

>>52962391
I'm just waiting for your next meltdown so I can screencap it

A) Any palantrannies left? I niggered in because I’m retarded and now I’m at -70%. Thankfully only in for 1k. Should i sell or hodl?

B) Any AAPL chads here? Is now a good time to cop?

>>52962427
its ##9999 secure tripcode

>>52962436
ALRIGHT FAGGOT!!! I NEVER SAID THAT!!! YOU KNOW I NEVER SAID THAT!!! STOP SPREADING FUCKING LIES ABOUT ME IN THE MIDDLE OF FUCKING HANUKKAH!!!

>>52962432
I disagree. Both have high risk and both can make you money. Obviously short dated options are much more risky and the possible payout reflects that risk.

Good morning /smg/ who is this person impersonating my trip?

WHY IS IT PUMPING

What the the fuck was that.

what happened to bang bang bang post bot

santa fucked your mother

>TSLA already red
whew

Looking like a fake and gay rally today better call the democrats out here, they love fake and gay stuff. Bazinga

>>52962461
I successfully intercepted him one day by posting his signature picture 8 seconds before market open. I’m pretty positive he killed himself that day

>TSLA
lol

SANTA RALLY time

>>52962448
Dunno man it's got your tripcode. Seems legit

Santa Claus rally

I've got other tripcodes for situations like this.

>>52962436
See, this is the problem, >>52962391 , When you use a name, everything you do, everything, can be remembered. Every autistic meltdown, rant, rave that most of us have ever done on here is forgotten, or at the very least, unable to be traced to us, but with a tripcode? That is always remembered.

>>52962427
Test test.
Am I bagfag now?

This pump will break down and fade right back down before lunch. We will end -.50% to -1% in the red

>>52962493
Look at the size of the fucking exclamation points. That was a fucking fabrication, I'll own all of my own stupidity, but if someone is fucking with my integrity that's when I get pissed.

>>52962448
Baggie, your name is literally on the post. That's your tripcode, that's you. That post is forever tied to that name. You could have been anonymous like the rest of us, but instead you will be remembered for your posts like this, because you took a name.

>2023 minus ten days
>investing in "stocks" instead of 80% silver pre-1967 canadian coins stored under your mattress
Many of you are NGMI

>>52962501
No the SANTA RALLY is here!

>>52962490

>half the thread is tumblr/highschool tier user drama that has nothing to do with markets
Now I remember why I stopped opening this general.

Ill let you guys in on a little secret since you're my favorite goys. Get yourself and asian chick, like I did, they dont care if you have a small dick because their pussies are smaller and theyre used to small asian dicks. My 4 incher is like BBC to her.
#financial advice #trump2024 #MAGA

>>52962491
He has more tripcodes!

bobotards?

wow, TSLA dump on open, bull trap rebound, now back to red

WTFWT

>>52962530
report them. send them where they belong. they are free to open a /b/iz on /b/

@52962516
no it's fucking not! look at the size of the fucking e's in the two fucking names, it's not even a fucking tripcode.

Why are the threads so slow these days? Also good morning I hate bitfarms BITF

TSLA is a fucking shitcoin

>>52962438
I sold my PLTR calls for AAPL calls and already up 30%.

WHY DID I BUY TSLA CALLS

>Bought sqqq right before that candle
You're welcome mumus.

PUMP IT MORE YOU FUCKING KIKES OR THERE WILL BE ANOTHER HOLOCAUST

>>52962521
ok what are you gonna do with those coins anon?

>>52962521
You hold your worthless silver and i hold my OIL simple as

>>52962501
this, everyone's going to sell off before tmrw's jobless report because jpow has decided unemployment is the only figure the fed gives a shit about, and the last couple have come in below expectations. people are traumatized.

>>52962543
>Teacher, the other kids are having fun.

>>52962541
bull trap into bear trap into bull trap???

Where's that $30 per ounce end of year silver faggot? He's only got like a week to get +20%

what an insane Market.
vix dropping, volatility to da moon wtf is this mess

soon

>>52962602
Isn't it great? My JEPI dividends are gonna be huge

>>52962568
we have jobless claims, PCE, and GDP numbers tomorrow. holy fuck

Santa rally is here. Bears eat your gay hearts out. Can’t believe you idiots didn’t look at the charts, lol.

>Christmas Crab
Santa Claws is coming to town.

Think I'm fucking done with this tranny market, gonna go into stablecoins (phys gold) until this shit plays out

YOOOOO

BRCC is down to all time lows, is now the time to slurp? I know they spend a shit load on advertising but I'm starting to see their products a lot more in stores. I've been getting their coffee monthly for the past 4 years ago I definitely believe in the product.

we have a ḃ̵͉͆a̷̱̾͛r̸̖̫͝c̵̱͆͠ on the monthly forming

>>52962436
Wow what a LOSER

>>52962622
I get travelsick from it and just stay out, so god damn glad to have teken my profit yesterday.

>>52962634
brother, please, these simple posts have nothing to do with your beef with some anon all that time ago. I ask, kindly now, please stop using a tripcode for basic posts, it's distracting

YEAH TSLA I KNEW ONE OF THESE SCAM WICK TRADES WOULD WORK

>>52962549
Always has been

>Canada CPI 6.8%
>October 6.9%
>September 6.9%

SOMEONE GET ME OUT OF HERE

>>52962655
>Meme tough guy tacticool coffee
Just buy a grinder and whole beans from the grocery store.

bulls annoy me. Everything is fucked and you think we rally?

I had a professional money manager legit tell me this wasn’t a bubble back in March

>>52962663
No, you're not going to win this.

>>52962687
Well, was he right?

>>52962687
pic rel

Im bullish on TESLA just locked in some calls for next week. Get aboard the RocketShip!!

>>52962677
>Excluding food and energy, prices rose5.4% on a yearly basis in November, following a gain of5.3% in October.

shoot me shoot me shoot me

>>52962703
No. I don’t know why he lied about it though. That’s not a great way to win somebody’s confidence.

>>52962689
There is nothing to win, this is no competition, it just derails the threads when someone namefags. If you choose to reject my request that is your own choice.

>>52962710
i will never be bullish for that name.
it goes down, no way around it, and i wont be a stupid bear with burned paws on the upside.

>>52962684
WE RALLY
FOR SANTA

>>52962683
We roast our own green beans for nice coffee but for a decent daily driver coffee we use their whole beans. Their model might be hokey/gimmicky but it's still a good product.

>>52962722
no it derails the thread when you bitch about it, just fucking filter me and miss the next thread when i bake it like the faggot loser you are.

>>52962712

>>52962172
>So I said fuck you I'm never leaving.
Good for you!

>>52962687
I don't think you understand how retarded most people are, regardless of their titles or credentials. My contacts at Morgan Stanely said this would all blow over by last June

>>52962684

>>52962733
You seem incredibly mad anon, there is no need to he upset.

I wish every tripfag and any faggot you gives tripfags (you)s would kindly become amateur deep sea divers who use nothing more than a concrete weight chained to their ankles to perform their dives.

Bullish for RBLX?

>>52962732
It just seems pretty cringe branding for a widely available commodity and mail order seems unnecessary.

>>52962777

I'm finna take a nap nap. SPY will end the day +1.5% do with that info what you will.

Night /smg/

>>52962777
Nice Trips Anon!! Heres a (you) kind stranger. Follow me for investing advice. Im hedging for the downside with some SPY puts!
#financial advice #LockUpBiden

>>52962795
are you telling us to buy calls???? what did he mean by this!

i made my first profit today. its literally nothing compared to some of you... enough to get a box of milk but im happy because my test was successful

>>52962777
just use 4chan-X and make everyone anonymous

COME ON /SMG/ SHOW ME YOUR WARFACE
THREAD THEME: https://youtu.be/IPMnEmkoPFs

>>52962810
Congrats. Take that money and go get some milk. You earned it.

>>52962810
Based. Get that calcium.

>>52962817
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xp9rK8FmYog

>>52962687
my mother asked me to review her retirement portfolio as she knows I trade for a living last November
I went through it, and was shocked that it consisted of ~30 long stock, and ~10 long bond positions
I wrote a letter to her broker at Morgan Stanley, saying that
>this was horrible allocation at the peak of the stock market & bond bubble
>that the Fed would be forced to raise rates at an unprecedented rate to fight sky high inflation
>that the stock market and bond market would sell off huge
>that it was absolutely insane that she had literally ZERO energy exposure in a time of high inflation
>that it was insane that she was so extremely long at the peak of the bubble
>that she should take profits, take 20-30% of the portfolio in cash / short dated money market instruments
>that she should invest in commodities
Her broker called her, and said she had never been so insulted in her life, that it was extremely rude every single thing that I said, that it was rude for me to say it was reckless for her to be allocating like this in the top of the bubble, that the email got flagged and her bosses were now looking at her badly, and that literally (I'm not joking) that I needed to apologize to her
At the June bottom she called to say that my mom's account was down 20% (around $320,000) that she had never seen anything like it before in her 40 year career where bonds and stocks sold off together
That it was out of nowhere, nobody could have seen this coming
>meanwhile energy stocks are up 50% YTD
>meanwhile commodity ETFs are up 17% YTD
this experience really taught me that it doesn't matter their pedigree, it doesn't matter how many years they've been in the business, they can still be 100% retarded, 100% wrong
Not once has the broker apologized, not once has the broker admitted that literally every single thing that I said came to fruition
I can still remember very vividly her smug, condescending tone on the phone call..

>>52962778
Imagine not being so autistic with checking your online statements that you'd miss this. Then again, Roblox is absolutely designed for microtransactions every 30 seconds.

>>52962810
Good for you, bud. Remember to always take profit, when it's appropriate.
Green hands, are profitable hands.

Can whoever stole Santa please return him? I need a rally.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=COoxA6lVWcM

Skecherchads.....what a day for us!

Venga boys

BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM
I WANT YOU IN MY ROOM

>>52962778
>>52962845
>drains account
>$897
Lmao stupid brokie deserved it

>>52962855

https://youtu.be/llyiQ4I-mcQ

>>52962810
It’s basically all down hill from here. Expect a massive loss that will takes to months to recover from. Thems the rules. That is how it goes

>>52962856
I almost mentioned that, too, but I have a habit of not keeping much more than my needed expenses in checking, just in case a scam attempt is made.

Okay
My white friends

We can ooooh and ahhhh at the green dildos but please listen

I have some good news for mumus


Like I’m going to start selling SPY puts like TODAY…

.

I’ll tell you why. My white friends. My Mayo monkeys.


The entire term structure was jacked going into CPI & FOMC.

After Powell’s talk today (granted nothing out of left field) it’s going to be hard for Dec & Jan vol to remain bid.

Holiday trading is likely to suck the air out of the whole volatility surface for the remainder of the year

Less vol is generally good for the stability of financial markets. So we could go up steadily for a few months before vol catches more bids (it will)

poopoo peepee

>>52962882
Same.
Either brokerage/seperate savings account/PMs/or buy shit I want.
Having cash in a checking account is fucking stupid, for the exact reason you mentioned.

>>52962825
>>52962830
it was so quick too. earlier today i put 50€ in the stock which got me 5 of them and just a while ago i sold them for ~1€ profit. everyone says that seeing results from this takes years...

I'm buying so many puts when VIX hits 20.

YEEEEAAAAAAHH BOI.
SO I BE DA DUMMEST, MOST BLAKKEST, MOST STUPIDDEST ASS GORILLA NIGGA TUH EVUH WONDUH CROS DA ESSEMMGEE N SHEEEEEEETTT, RITE?

N HERE WUT I GOTS TUH SAYY, YT BOI :

>buy soxl

SHIEEEET i be habbin summa does scromps in the air fryer gonna eat dem hoes wit tartar and cocktail sauce

>>52962927
vix closes in a few days anon...

>>52962932
Merry Chrismas Nigga

Turnaround tuesday out in full force right now.

>>52962913
Well, the first one is free, as they say. Remember this is about longevity and not instant gains.

>>52962810
Great Job anon!

This is all happening because I forgot to buy yesterday

>>52962959
Captain, it's Wednesday.

TSLAfags hoping and coping for a short squeeze.Are they the new GME baggies?

Bros.. the vomma-omicron tempest indicators..

>>52962810
this isnt your blog

Gonna use some of my Santa Rally gains to buy a drone for some Ukrainian brigade so they continue killing Russians.
Slava Ukraini

WTF My asian gf says she wants a black baby!!! She said she wants someone named Scoops to impregnate her and I have to raise it with my daytrading gains. I better up my game then, I have to raise this black baby!!
#QAnon #BLM #PatriotsInControl

Oats (March 2023) bros, wgmi

>>52962962
yeah i plan to buy them back as soon as the price drops again. in the past months the value of that stock has been jumping around a lot. at peak i could have made 5€ with just one stock

Randomly got 10k, how do I 1x this bros?

>>52963006
get cash, put it under your mattress

>>52963006
You need 7% a day to offset inflation to do that!

You are loading up on swbi right anon?

Is this bullish for Our Democracy?

So like why did we just pump out of nowhere with no news?
This is just a technical rebound for le Santa rally?

>>52962551
>PLTR
>Calls
Anon I'm a PLTR bagholder, and we're going to be deep in the shit until probably 2024-2025. Please do not buy calls on Palantir for any reason. You were right to sell the ones you did.

>>52963006
Buy 9k worth of lewd anime girl figs, place them around your room, go ask a really cute girl on a date, use your remaining 1k to woo said girl so she will sleep with you, take the girl to your room, profit.

>>52963031
Because the market is oversold at this point, too many red days in a row

>>52963026
I for one think the military could do more to be even gayer. If liberace himself isn't shooting semen and depleted uranium at the enemy, it's not gay enough yet.

I should have nought those nke puts I was thinking about earlier.

>>52963041
Why are his balls so small?

>>52963041
man that penis looks weird

>>52962953
mery chrismus n sheeeett to u too, nigguh

>>52963041
Dat bitch gotta fatass pussy I'd box her box

>>52963031
Seriously, do any of your fuckers look at charts? If you did your question would be answered.

This is the top isn't it? Fuck it, I'm going in!

Tesla baggies seething

SPX 4150 is the top of this channel.

I've always thought of getting a trip after I sucessfully predicted the bottom on the hour exact.
But then again I'm not gay so what's the use.

>>52963041

>>52963006
Cast a wide net, diversify into variou industries, pick companies or, preferably, etfs with long proven histories.
Profit!

WHEAT BROS THE AFRACIANS ARE GOING TO STARVE NEXT YEAR

and we're back

>RUB is crumbling
>Gas is evaporating
Uuuuuh how could this be, /bizpol/bros, you told me to bet all my money into Gazprom. I even bought chinastonks, because you told me the West was finished, chyna stronk, chyna century.
Why did you lie to me. I'd rather believe you lied to me, rather than believe you were completely retarded.

UP ONLY
Recession cancelled

>>52963031
FDX and NKE earnings were super strong. No recession. Soft landing and up only.

>>52963076
>the namefag buys at the top

Why am I not surprised?

>I've always thought of getting a trip
Don't, not worth it.

>>52963006

the next big thing is smart dildos [ticker symbol URMOM]

Are treasury bonds comfy? Should I just put everything into April 2023 treasury bonds? I’m going to buy an I-Bond too in January.

Just imagine how fucking bullish PCE on Friday is going to be. Inflation over. No recession. Rate cuts back to 2% next year, economy is super strong on top of that. 6000 SPX is in the cards EoY '23.

>missed the generational bottom
>for the second time in two years
Fuck

>>52963130
no dip shit, see >>52962927
i wish i got calls, shit is still climbing

>>52963154
>Rate cuts back to 2% next year, economy is super strong on top of that.
NO PIVOT??????
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>52963105
Hate to break it to you but that's bearish for long term demand.

>>52963156
The ginger dad using his daughter as a meat shield, will never stop being hilarious.
>>52963154
Based pillowy soft landing, anon. We won't even feel the landing, lads.

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

BVLL SURGE!!!

Why did i buy puts trying to be cheeky fuck me.

Oil bros wtfwt?

Nothing comfier than buying some bonds on Fidelity’s early 2000s-style interface and having the heat on full blast.

Oh yeah, it's all cumming together.

Consumer confidence back to an 8-month high. SOFT LANDING. There was literally never a bear market.

This week, I turned a grand into $80 with retarded options plays!
Will I learn from this? Hopefully.

I am not complaining, sure hope this pump till EOY since I am holding soxl with an average price of 12
Fucking hilarious how people buying up sneakers and jordan turn the market green

>>52963232
consumers are retarded, just fucking sell it.

>>52963218
>TFW using StreetSmartEdge and it looks like some Windows 98 shit

Say it with me.

>Santa Clause Rally

>>52963245
>sell it
KEK
Bobotards don't understand how strong the economy really is and that inflation is over, they're going to be crying all the way to 6000 EoY '23

>>52963266
Alright I'll eat my losses here and buy calls.

soft landing achieved
for now
>>52963232
consumers so fucking confident they are going to stop demanding more wages!

Why is the Nasdaq dropping so much?!?! WTF is going on. Holy shit bears were right

>>52963188

That was an insider going short. Run.

Is creampieing my wife bullish or bearish

>>52963238
Government gives more money to blacks, blacks immediately buy frivolous overprices shit with large margins and transfer that wealth to the shareholding class. It’s the way of the world.

>>52963323
Bullish on pregnancy. Bearish on your portfolio.

>>52962732
SBUX is the only coffee stock worth looking at. Black Rifle alienated their own "muh camo veteran" consumers several times and theres nothing special about the coffee or anything. I also dont care if my coffee company is based or not, besides, I dont see Black Rifle closing stores in black neighborhoods or unionbusting like starbucks is. Dutch Bros is also shit. Sneed

>check portfolio after not looking at it for a couple of weeks
>see pic related
Wtf bros… It’s a 30/70 portfolio…

>>52962655
>BRCC

Every time I see this in the store, I cringe. Veterans deserve to die poor, especially if they've served ZOG.

>>52961671
>Tesla down
>Xpeng and nio up

Is the switch about to flip?

>>52963347
Holy shit! It's nothing.

>>52963342
>>52963356
Also holy fuck did the owners dump all their shares? This shit has lost like 85% from ATH

HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRR

die die die

Uh oh. Bullvros we got too cocky

Is there a site like pre-2020 4chan that's not completely overrun with government shills? They're intentionally trying to shut down interesting discussions here.

Does any one else here have feminist gf

>>52963381
THE MARKET WANTS HIGHER

>>52963401
No, but I want one

>>52963401
I've been talking to this pretty feminist girl for a while but I refuse to fuck her since she doesn't shave her legs or pits

>tesla, gme, bbby, and amc all down
Why is wallstreet bets so bad at picking stocks?

Holy fuck is tesla computer ded? On a day where everything is pumping its as limp as baggie's circumcised dick

>>52963415
holy fuck, she doesnt shave her legs or pits? why don't you tell her to shave?
btw if you want to make fun of fat/ugly/hairy women you can just do it as long as you say "i am allowed to have sexual preferences as that is what i feel comfortable consenting to. consent is important, and so is comfort during sex"

this is how i made a girl shave herself for me

>>52962655
Boot coffee kek. Obvious glow op. Everytime I see some muh beard and muh truck bro buying their merch I laugh. Canned ones are not that bad though just a lil too sweet ironically.

>>52962855
this is pedo language

>>52963446
>why don't you tell her to shave?
She knows it's why I won't hook up with her. At that point if she wants to shave it's up to her I'm not gonna belabor the point.

>>52963440
Yeah TSLA computer is dead, TSLA's CEO has to sell billions of dollars of TSLA shares to own the libs

>>52962070
Merry Christmas Baggie!

>>52963465
>She knows it's why I won't hook up with her.
But anon, did you directly TELL her that isn't why you refuse to hook up with her?

>>52963480
Yes I said exactly
>The whole not shaving thing isn't for me
She can do with that information what she wishes

>>52961671
>be me
>buy SPY calls the second it crashes to $380
>Hold for almost a week
>theta eats my ass
>sell it yesterday to break even
>pumps immediately the next day

>>52963495
>>The whole not shaving thing isn't for me
Very interesting. what was her response?

Alright, time to gamble. Buying 50 0DTE 385 puts.

>le santa rally
dumping on retails yet again

>>52963511
She said "oh okay" and that was the end of it. I'm fine being friends seeing as she does my dishes and cooks when she comes over.

>>52962623
is the column on the right the expected numbers?

>>52963473
Merry Christmas to you too!

>>52963497
we have all been there. Don't give up

>>52962623
Those are all going to be mega bullish. 4000 EoD

Im the anon who went long on nasdaq with a x50 leverage. Im up 50% now .

>>52963356
>Veterans deserve to die poor, especially if they've served ZOG.
I always wondered why America has this culture where you are expected to suck the dick of every veteran you see.
We pay for their salaries and bennies with our taxes while they go to Ramstein Air base in Germany to play video games all day and collect paychecks....and I'm supposed to fucking THANK them?

When was the last time the US military actually did something for America? When? WWII?

Even foregoing the last question, it is just insane how much cock worship we have to do for US Military Veterans. The local electrician or plumber or firefighters who help my community deserve praise, not the alcoholic nicotine addict who sucks up taxpayer money to help blow up brown people or fuck around in some airbase and do nothing

>>52963497
The algos do this on purpose. Perfect entry or average down is required to successfully trade options in a crab market.

>>52963549
well done anon, what is your exit strategy?

>>52963497
BUY
AND
HOLD

Every tsla rally gets absolutely bitch slapped
Lmfao
Fucking baggies

>>52963497
this is probably the 5th time this year it rallys the day after i sell

>>52963568
I'm a buyer at $55

>>52963397
The entire internet is crawling with chat bots. There is no where left to go but back to in person.

Imagine buying things whose fair value is unclear. You literally cannot know if you're buying low or high.

>>52963601
>>52963601
>>52963601

>>52963568
Musk is selling every pop. ARKK is one of the biggest buyers of TSLA

>>52963600
>interact with gpt bots or meatbots
This future shit sucks ass.

>>52963609
Kek get rekt faggot

>>52963609
lol JANNIED

>>52963609
get fucked

>>52963237
I lost the same, it's okay.

>>52963642
>>52963642
>>52963642
forgot title

>>52963609
Lol baggie got baggied

Fucking faggot tripfags baked early.
Also I won’t post in a tripfags thread, see you guys in a couple hours when a no tripfags thread is baked.

>>52963401
I have a feminist ex wife.

>>52963562
I dont know , should i sell right now???

>>52963530
on the right is previous, left is expected

https://www.investing.com/economic-calendar/

>>52963857
You could sell half, then you'll be ok either way it goes. Up to you! congrats anon

>>52963857
there's a mid-day pull back but by close we'll end higher (I think)

>>52963567
the successful method is to hold just enough but never too long or too little. get too greedy and your target might not be met before next crash or be too quick and you miss gains

>>52964366
agreed