/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>52957779
You used this op pic already only a few days ago

I miss 2020

you guys can FUD me out of index stocks but if i invest in shit that isnt correlated to the indexes I cant be FUDed. Checkmate SMIGGERS

what do bulls think happens after le santa rally?

Bros...

>>52957815
I don't. But I also don't miss 2019. You have to think we just narrowly avoided the fall of the Roman Empire. This feminization shit was gonna be the end of us. If we have to endure a crash so our stocks can be fine again, then let it be. I'll be positioning at the bottom doing what I can.

So an anon last thread did not know what chop loss was, or how it relates to SOXL.

Does anyone want to let anons understand what chop loss is?

I'm going all in on tsla at open. Wish me luck.

>>52957823
Penny stocks?

>>52957794
You know im not the only baker around,right?

>>52957836
https://www.afrugaldoctor.com/home/volatility-decay-dont-hold-leveraged-etfs-long-term

This dude explains it better than me

>>52957830
New years rally

Please not another green futures red day tomorrow

>>52957861
2x leverage has very little decay but 3x will kill you and almost always approaches zero

>>52957830
Uh, tax return rally?

>>52957830
Santa Rally is just a stupid hedgie meme trying to get you to buy them Xmas presents (Hanukkah) while ruining your Christmas. Gayest trick they ever tried to play.

So I absolutely heemed this retard that doubted the power of the crab now. 0DTEs = Mega Viagra for crab. All bulls and all bears WILL be heemed.
SIMPLE AS

>>52957836
CHOP CHOP CHOP
look at november's soxl performance vs SOXX. that is chop

SOXX 2X leverage wen

>>52957854
If you're going to bake, then you should be keeping notes

>>52957863
Last night was red futures into green day. I distinctly recall some fear mongering over the Nips raising their bond yields by 0.25%, as if anyone was seriously gonna panic sell their stocks for a 0.5% yield in the currency of a dying country.
Tonight will be green futures into green day, if it's not already obvious. Santa Claus is coming to town.

>Muh chop loss
Lmao it's been proven wrong. It's not even hard to understand.

I'm interested in investing in the obesity pandemic. I saw there used to be an ETF called SLIM, but it appears to have been disbanded. Per their largest investments when they were still active, I've started investing in Dexcom and Novo Nordisk. Any other stocks you would recommend for this goal?

kek, i bought at close yesterday and sell for a loss at open, didn't buy at close today and it's rallying - so god damn fkn sick of getting it wrong by 1 day
wish i didnt have to kill myself with this shit. haven't enjoyed a single day since i started "trading".

>>52957823
BHSIF is calling your name.

anybody have that pixel art gif of the stock broker swinging around in a chair and slamming his legs on his desk?

>>52957949
Thanks for playing

>>52957836
Chop loss is priced into the options though.

>upcomings

>>52957923

>>52957949
>selling for a loss

LOL

Just hold it till it’s profitable wtf?

>>52957995
Precisely. 4th line is spot on.

>>52957923
We were due for a technical bounce, but the nips took the wind out of its sails and gave us a barely green day. Unless more bad news comes out or something else capitulates, we should get a real relief rally at some point, but I fear we have further down to go first

>>52958069
I thought so too, but here we are.

lmao

>>52958143
There are a lot of candidates but COIN is absolutely the biggest piece of shit of 2021 AND 2022

I suggest that there are similarities between our neo-feudalist present (I think Joel's term is spot on) and the feudal past in terms of concentration of knowledge and treatment of physical labor. We have dumbed down education to the point at which children leaving high school have little knowledge and perhaps even less after leaving university with liberal arts or humanities degrees. Plus, they are in debt to the point at which they become indentured, also similar to feudal times. Those with knowledge (primarily the Church in feudal times) used that knowledge to engender fear of damnation in both the the working class (serfs) and the rulers. The neo-feudal equivalent to the Church. The neo-feudal equivalent to the Church is the SJW class in the universities, and big tech with social media replacing the pulpit. The neo-feudal serfs are the working people who know how to fix things, work the supply chains, and grow the food, now lumped together as the Deplorables. As Mike Bloomberg pontificated, all farmers need to do is make a hole in the ground and pop in a few seeds and voila, up pops the food.

time for an eggnog and a blowjob, not in any particular order

>>52958158
> As Mike Bloomberg pontificated, all farmers need to do is make a hole in the ground and pop in a few seeds and voila, up pops the food.

And still, niggers are too stupid and lazy

Well biz I was retarded in my early 20s… My 27th birthday is in less than 90 days and I have only 20k saved up, 20% of which is in OTM calls expiring tomorrow. If I’m still broke at 27, it just makes sense to get euthanized. I have failed at life. I have no chance at getting a decent woman with my stats, but cruelly I used to get laid when I was younger. Now it’s just suffering. And don’t tell me to read a book or hit the gym I already do that. Im just about ready to call it quits

Uh oh, bad news baggies.

Horizon: Forbidden West is the best game I have ever played. This is investment advice.

>>52958267
>20k
shit bro i had no savings at 27 now i make 6 figures at 35 quit being such a pussy wet faggot

>>52958279
You have atrocious taste in video games and are very likely intellectually disabled in some form.

>>52958267
I'm 30 and I have about 30k to my name at the moment, no debt, decent credit score. Housing market blows right now, just save your money and spend some of it on stuff you like to do.

>>52958288
Congratulations but you probably have a college degree. Sure I could probably get one but it would take at least 3 years. And by then what’s the point I’ll be past suitor age

>>52958267
Not even close. The best is yet to come. Don’t give up bro. We need you.

>>52958300
It looks like a playable version of Avatar. It's an interactive movie that looks like real life.

>>52958159

coin has dropped about 85% since launch.

>LOL
>just buy these coins
>they are backed by less than nothing

not clear that institutions will continue to hold BTC or ETH after the latest FTX garbage ass bullshit.

>>52958311
That’s pretty good if your parents weren’t rich

>>52958323
so its barely a video game then

>>52958159
Kek. I tried to work out the fair value of COIN a while ago and came up with somewhere between $5-$7/share.

>>52958340
No, it's a regular open world action RPG, but the graphics are so good that it looks like a live action hollywood blockbuster. Like I honestly can't even believe what I'm seeing.

I suggest that there are similarities between our neo-feudalist present and the feudal past in terms of concentration of knowledge and treatment of physical labor. We have dumbed down education to the point at which children leaving high school have little knowledge and perhaps even less after leaving university with liberal arts or humanities degrees. Plus, they are in debt to the point at which they become indentured, also similar to feudal times. Those with knowledge (primarily the Church in feudal times) used that knowledge to engender fear of damnation in both the the working class (serfs) and the rulers. The neo-feudal equivalent to the Church. The neo-feudal equivalent to the Church is the SJW class in the universities, and big tech with social media replacing the pulpit. The neo-feudal serfs are the working people who know how to fix things, work the supply chains, and grow the food, now lumped together as the Deplorables. As Mike Bloomberg pontificated, all farmers need to do is make a hole in the ground and pop in a few seeds and voila, up pops the food.

>>52958322
>The best is yet to come
Come on no need to lie to him.

>>52958316
>college degree
you're an insufferable faggot if you think an official idiot goyim certificate is the key to sucess, i take it back please do kys we don't want you in the gene pool

>>52958269
w-what is this

>>52958374
The VIX /spoiler/ it’s going higher soon.

I only play MSFS.

>>52958366
Kek

>futures

>>52958323
You are proving your point with your absolute retardation. You don't like video games, you like shiny picture graphics interactive movies.

>>52958386
i was tempted to try this but its fucking 200gb download though

Any boomers here in es em gee with a legit career? Have you ever tried climbing through a company internally? I’ve only ever left a position to move outside a company, but I kind of like my current company. Not enough to stay if it’s going to be a huge issue to try and earn more internally, but I’ve never tried.

Reminder that private equity firms run wall street and they actively hate you. Do you want to succeed? Wake up with anger and focus that anger. Hate them back. They are sitting in their comfy offices and can slip and fall like every other human from getting too comfortable which having too much money can do. Research sectors, study equity modeling, make risks.
>oh I only have a few hundred I'm a poorfag waah
Wake up early and stare at the mirror in the morning knowing that piece of shits out there are looking to destroy a company and sell it down the river. That is you, future you. An angel of death mercenary puppet master, and you aint going to be some pretty boy office boy your going to be your own soldier of fortune getting there.
>ooh taxman though
Listen bitch the gov't is going after THEM not you. Small fries can grow big, when you grow big you play with the big boys games until then be hungry and frustrated.

>>52958395
It's an open world game covering most of the western US. Why are you so butthurt?

>>52958398
Not a boomer, but the only time I've seen internal recruitment was when someone left and the person under them just sorta got that job. The "promotion" never came with a higher pay grade unless threats were made. Waiting for internal promotion is generally a bad idea. If you are competent and excel at your position they will keep you there forever and give you the minimum required in raises to have you stay. The higher ups would rather just hire someone who already was doing the position at a bigger company than promote from within. If you suck ass at your job sometimes they'll promote you to get you to somewhere else, but then you have the burden of knowing you're making things even worse.

>>52958331
Yeah I probably wouldn't call them rich. Used-cars-never-been-to-Disneyland-public-school kinda parents. I say just keep regularly investing at least 20% of your income and be pretty hands off with your money unless you find some good opportunity.

>>52958386
Based DC3 flyer. I was really into it up until last year, the constant long updates and glitches really pissed me off. Is it any more stable now?

My penis is shorter than my portfolio

>>52958406
Based and hate pilled. Holding gme to own the evil capitalists. How dare they fire the 55 year old boomer who has been with the same company 30 years and doesn't know how to send an email

>>52958428
B00kmarked

Am I the only person here who doesn't really play video games?

>>52958429
Much more stable. They even fixed my boy the Ju-52.

>>52958428
See that’s what I’m worried about, but I wouldn’t necessarily be waiting around for a promotion, my company is global and has a very nice internal jobs board that seems underutilized by internal employees. I’m just wondering if I could get the system to work for me, apply to different departments managerial positions and such and move kitty corner rather than just wait to move up

>>52958444
There are many more slops other than vidya.

>>52958398
it's a waste of time, you'll work 10x as hard as your co-workers for 1.5x the pay. if your goal is to increase your salary, you have to job hop

>>52958444
i'm too autistic for video games

>>52958465
understandable

>futures
Uhm mumu sisters?

>>52958462
I already do work x10 as hard so that wouldn’t be an issue, mostly because I’m chud who’s desperately afraid of getting fired

>futures

>>52958429
But it’s not about having enough money. I want to actually fucking win for once in my life. It’s always been just down the road: after college, when crypto moons, when you get a good job, oh start a business (that was a huge fucking mistake) I’m a fucking median ass bitch and it makes me sick. Why bother when Chad gets all the girls, and Beau has the money? I always thought that someday I would have my time of victory, but the roasties are winning, making more money than me, along with most everyone else I went to school with. I thought I would become a winner with time but I’m actually more of a loser than ever! And I’m starting to think stock market games is only making it worse

Oh shit remember Intel?

>>52958540
I'm patiently waiting for intel to hit $22 to buy

But at this rate they might crash through my target

>>52958540
no, I only own 440-ish shares, why?

>>52958540
did people stop buying intels for their battlestations?

>>52958447
Damn alright I might try it again. I also got tired of just staring at the screen for hours but I guess I do that on here already

>>52958444
I play GTA V for like thirty minutes a few times a year, and me and my brother have been trying to get to level 30 on Nazi Zombies for like 15 years but other than that I don't really touch video games

>>52958516
Don't overthink it. Things usually change when you stop thinking about them so much and just try to follow a pretty basic set of rules for yourself. Also accept that unless you were born rich, you're going to probably have to actively fuck other people over and/or sacrifice your wellbeing to get rich.

>>52958560
Care to share your cost basis?

>>52956502

First of all, don't try to compare limpdick Powell with Volcker. Second, 1980s didn't have literally trillions and trillions of debt.

Looks like lean hogs have bottomed. Oh yea hog bros I’m thinking we are back!

>>52958639
I want to invest in fat hogs future contracts

EXPLAIN THIS PE RATIO AND HOW THE FUCK DO I PROFIT

>>52958279
I'm being baited. Nobody is this retarded.

Men want only one thing, and it's
>futures

>>52958444
I'm more surprised that there are people here uppity enough to get mad at other people's taste in video games cause when it comes to off topic stuff people here are surprisingly level headed. I think that other guy is wrong but he can enjoy what he wants

I'M SO FUCKING TIRED AND ANGRY BUT I'M TOO TIRED TO BE PROPERLY ANGRY. FUCK.

>>52958655
Find a flaw.
>inb4 "I haven't played it"

Bull bros /ourguy/ Tom Lee on the Compound making me more bulled up

https://youtu.be/Q7BdCHcvL8E

>>52958679

>I'M TOO TIRED

lol. being tired is for women. have you tried being a man?

>>52958651
HENLO PLEASE EXPLAIN THIS BULLSHIT PE RATIO LEAP PUTS ON THIS PIECE OF SHIT OR WAT

>>52958597
roughly $47

>>52958691
i'm fucking exhausted
t. man

>>52958762
I'm exhausted too, but I did take 3 melatonin tablets

>>52958762
>>52958771

>"Men" claim they are tired

i don't hear much working. all i hear is a lot of cunt flapping and complaining.

>>52958448
That has better success. Only main hurdle is if your boss is female she'll take department switching personally. If you fail to get that internal job xfer at that point your life will suck at your current role.

>>52958651
SHOULD I BUY LONG TERM PUTS ON THIS STONK PLEASE HENLO FRENS

>>52957834
>imblying it’s over

Stop redeeming

>>52958740
An anon a few days ago gave a rundown of how auto insurance is getting hard squeezed by inflation. P/E is skyrocketing because the payouts are getting more expensive and they have a harder time of passing the cost along.

>>52958841
it makes no sense interest rates have been hiked up the ass and this stonk sitting at a near 100 pe ratio its not even a tech company faggots probably lost their ass investing their premiums this year fucking insurance faggots deserve to be shorted

>yields continuing to rapidly uninvert
Collapse immiment. All of the permabull midwits are going to lose their life savings. You could have prevented this if only you had a high enough IQ to appreciate thr masterpiece that is Horizon: Forbidden West.

>>52958771
be careful anon too much of that melatonin will go straight to your skin, you dont want to turn into a darkie do u?

>>52958861
Nothing is in stone until it's out of the negative. That's the run signal. Yields have been inverted for a full year chopping around before they broke out.

>>52958803
Will it be awkward? I’m actually very worried about that. I like my company so I wouldn’t want my boss to take it personally, but I want to move up and he’s not dying anytime soon. As long as I’m inside the company producing value for his salary he shouldn’t take it personally

>>52958858
You have clearly already made up your mind to short/buy puts. Go ahead and reap the rewards from doing that.

I don't know who to ask but a girl I was hitting it off with unmatched me because i didn't respond I think assuming I ghosted her but I just got busy. Would it be dumb to super like her again? Deleted and remade my profile

Btw I'm all in on uranium if that matters so I think I'm gonna make it

did the jews bail out Nike?

>>52958809
Let's hear your thoughts on it first. I've never heard of these guys but they managed to be up 24% as an auto insurance company and high rates are good for their earnings so explain why their stock price would go down.

You have no idea how much I hate this world.

>>52958884
>he
You'll be fine then. Thinner skinned managerial folk can't handle their underlings trying to make a better life for themselves. If you have a good working relationship with him you ought to run it by him to gauge his opinion. You'll likely have to ask for his rec anyways to make your app look better.

>>52958809
No, sell call credit spreads or short it

>>52958691
DON'T PLAY WITH ME FROGPOSTER FAGGOT. I'VE HAD IT WITH YOU, THE JEWS AND EVERYONE IF I'M BEING HONEST. FUCK YOU. AHHH!

>>52958896
all the inflation is going into the eggs. what is most cakes made out? eggs. This goes up the chain. Time to cut carbs. Veggies and meat only.

>>52958913
I eat 3-4 eggs a day I'm fuckef

>>52958896
gym boys.....theyre trying so hard to stop us from making gains

>>52958882
Something fundamental broke related to the BoJ announcement, but it hasn't manifested yet in the other markets. All hell is about to break loose, and only big brained gigachads who have completed the Horizon games will make it.

>>52958895
chatting about it in another thread sounds like pe ratio is not calculated correctly desu seems like its a 13 pe ratio somehow google and ycharts are dumb niggers cant calculate jack shit pissing me off

>>52958940
This but unironically.
In some way, in some shape, the rise in the price of gym substances and proteins can be tied back into the Jews.

>>52958896
>Eggs ripping
>Lean Hogs dipping
>Oats cratering
>Coffee getting pissed into the drain
This is clearly the work of those OJ bastards again. They can't keep getting away with this!

>>52958895

>>52958557

>>52958890
No if you see her again try to match and then get her number ASAP so you can text instead of use the app

>futures

>>52958890
>unmatched because you didn't respond immediately
Sounds like you were blessed to not interact with her.

>>52958896
I'll never forgive them for this

>>52958896
If you see that egg farmers are suddenly making a shit ton of new profit then you know it's all fucking rigged

>>52958896
buy chickens not my problem

>>52958896
Time to start buying big meaty cocks (and chickens) bros.
Not your cocks, not your eggs.

>>52958890
Lol, starting off with a shit test or “I’m gonna hurt him before he hurts me” gambit. Move along. If you get into a relationship with her she’ll constantly be fucking with you.

BBBY has extended its debt exchange for a second time!
>https://investorplace.com/2022/12/bbby-stock-alert-bed-bath-beyond-is-in-a-cash-crunch/

>"Today, the company announced that it would further extend its deadline to exchange convertible debt. The deadline was originally set for Dec. 5, and then it was pushed back to Dec. 19. Now, the deadline has been extended to Jan. 4."

>"
Meanwhile, the company is having quite a difficult holiday season. Supplier relationships have been hampered by undue and late payments. In addition, some suppliers have paused shipments entirely, with others having unpaid invoices from as far back as Jan."
How bad is the baggie cope?

Well it's official. My last OG employee is going to be leaving soon. That was the final nail in the coffin. I scheduled a meeting with my boss at his place over the new years weekend and I'm just going to recommend we shut the business down and go our separate ways. It's over. That being said.l, I'm going to be needing that $1.5k from jam anon and scoopsies ASAP. It's should mean I'll have more time for videos because I don't plan on going back to work right away.

>>52959072
>>52959062
>Buy chickens
>Get bird flu
>Die

>>52959084
Jews fear the indoor chicken farmer.

>>52958428
i just kinda stopped trying after 3 years of that bullshit
but jokes on me, i still get more done in a 10 hour work week than half of my since-promoted coworkers
sometimes i wonder who's winning in that equation before i remember it's none of us

>>52958943
Unfortunately it's a fairly big nothingburger. The market is very jumpy right now, give it a week to settle.

>>52958890
u need to have a banter conversation and get the number or social media asap. preferably in the first 10 messages. then you can slowly work on her, you gotta outlast the other niggas shes talking to,she already matched with you, she is okay to fuck you physically, you have to convince her your personality works with hers

bobos will get heemed tomorrow

>futes

>>52958890
Not super like, basic like and let the dice fall where it may

bull bros i am thinking that we are going to be ok

baking

>>52959160
Doing this

>>52959136
Usually do that but she got back to me late when I was going on a trip and it just kinda fucked up kek. Women didn't used to he this hard to get numbers but I guess that's what the last few years did

>>52959180
Explain 2012, 2014, and 2018

>>52959190
earnings didnt contract, how much u pay for them did

it's so cold outside bros

>>52958890
Anon don't waste your time, if she was that quick to cast you aside, move on. You deserve better.

>>52959180

>>52959197
Where do you live? It's about to get much much worse. I'm in Michigan and we already have a winter storm warning for Friday. Single digit temps without the wind chill and 30mph winds. It's going to be hell.

and yet gas is going down... rigged!

>>52959219
>Single digit temps
lmao it's -24 F here right now

>>52959246
Where? With the wind it will likely be -20 in Michigan.

>>52959219
eastern North Dakota

>>52958896
My grocery store was out of eggs the other day

at least we arent eurocucks.

>>52959250
Calgary. This is the forecast. Chinook winds blowing in by the weekend thankfully.

I'm long shorts.

>>52959284
Yikes, at least it will be over by Christmas. We are just getting started Friday

>>52959281
better yet, at least we’re not those GME schizos.
just dropped a post over there
they’re pretty close to the 52 week low

>>52959284

>>52959312
Scoopsies, I'm going to lose my job. I need that $1.5k soon.

>>52959336
1.5k is one good trade.

>>52959312
I like the idea of fucking over hedge funds, but they're just plain rude to people who try to tell them to cash out so they dont lose money. It's over, the pump already fucked hedgies over for a lot of money, but you arent going to bankrupt the entire system. Why are you wasting your cash.

I will say that they probably put the ball in motion for these new SEC changes that should help retail though. The SEC had actionable info and proof peoeple were not happy with the status quo and able to introduce some reforms well overdue, so for that I thank them

>>52959312
Only 5 more weeks until the 2 yr baggiversary /smg/

>>52959348
But that's my point. Both jam anon and scoopsies are both richfags. Jam anon said he'd put up half of the $3k if scoopsies put up the other half. Neither would even know the money was gone. I thought we were all friends here...

>>52959312
I have been popping in every few days to laugh at them. That thread needs to die so we can declare a bottom and start going back up.

>>52959336
yoo nigguh! wit a coinsidens n sheeeeeett!
i wuz jus bout to ask you fo som munny n sheet.

i need bout 3.50 for som bus fare, thx sweatie

>>52959381
Richfags don't get rich by giving away their money.

>>52959394
This is not the time for nigger speak. We are best friends and I need your help

>>52959381
>both jam anon and scoopsies are both richfags
>both
>jam anon
excuse me, nigger.
how rich is jamfag?

>>52959424
hows comes ya aint gots no munnys or no nothn, nigguh?

>>52959431
>>52959437
Jam anon says he clears $10k a month. I don't see what the big problem here is. You'd swear I was asking for your first born based on a laughable $3k between 2 richfags

i bought the "natural" gas today

>>52959437
Also scoopsies, I'm going to be hosting a /smg/ holiday party in a zoom chat Friday. I hope you can make it, even for a few minutes. I want to ask you questions about the coding occupation

>>52957779
Are there any good stock broker exchanges that let me do isolated margin?

I want to short some stocks but each individually.

>>52959489
How is isolated margin different from setting a stop? Would your whole account get called if one individual equity entered margin call status?

>>52959515
I thought that was cross?
Is Isolated not when you put down each assest individually with a higher risk of each one getting liquidated quicker?

>>52959556
>Isolated Margin mode allows traders to manage their risk on their individual positions by restricting the amount of margin allocated to each one....If a trader’s position is liquidated in Isolated Margin mode, instead of their entire margin balance, only the Isolated Margin balance gets liquidated.
https://academy.binance.com/en/glossary/isolated-margin I just read a bit from the first link. Surely there'd be some margin call if one position hit that threshold instead of just the thing getting liquidated right? Levering up on specific equities only to get liquidated out of the blue sounds like bad risk management.

>>52959481
smart investment

>>52959628

>futures

investors trying to prop up the santa rally before the new year shitshow happens?

>>52959688
Should sniffchads be honorary hamchads?

I can't afford a single share of ryld

Scoopsies, come on down and party!

https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=khOFB1Erzdg&feature=share

>>52959158
Reminds me of that vid where the brick flies off truck into oncoming traffic and splatters the mom in front of the kid in back seat

>futures

>>52957995
The thing I do not get with this model is that the bottom row is an eternal loop. Red+red=red ad infinitum

>>52957779
AHAA europoor edition

>>52960087
>europoor
It was getting close, but we are rebounding today :)

>>52958267
Hitler says he loves you and to never give up

>>52958279
Try playing a REAL game, like RuneScape

yea i am thinking that we may in fact be back in some sort

>2023
>all crypto cold wallets are banned in most western countries and most blockchains are heavily regulated
>inflation can't be fully tamed
>half the world starts using a gold peg for trading oil
>capital flows into metals
>silver to $600+ by 2032, many smallcap metals miners do 10000% over this time period as they approach billion dollar valuations

>>52960247
santa is cooming

>>52958279
Really liked the first game, haven't mustered the effort to buy FW yet. Probably wait for the expansions/price cuts

>a year of stocks getting pummeled
>future slightly green
"WAGMI! SANTA RALLY!"
The FBI should shut /biz/ down. You guys are retarded and beyond saving.

>>52958323
>It's an interactive movie
So it's not a game then? Kys you zoomer retard.

if you shot 1000 people a day for 80 years thats only like 29mil people.
to put that into perspective how insignificant that is, apparently only 6.6mil people have died from covid, and those numbers are probably inflated.
if you wanted to shoot every person on the planet you would have to do that 1000 per day x80 years over 269 times. how long would it take to shoot 1000 people, i dont even know if you would be able to do it in 24hrs.

>>52960275
>>52960271
You will never make it, under any scenario

>>52957830

>>52957830
crabbing until violent spikes like every trade movement since oct 13

Surely all this green can't immediately reverse when the amerilard market opens

>>52959917
>30 and went back to uni
>meet a gal in my masters program and we click immediately and everything is perfect a year and a half in
>she's 20
we are in the same part of life i suppose but the decade gap still feels so weird bros..

I fomoed and went long on nasdaq with a x50 leverage at premarket . Wish me luck.

Is GoTrade worth to try?

>>52960318
You legit sound like a retarded faggot if you don't think the worst is still to come.

>>52960421
What degree?

>>52960475
take your meds schizo, bobos been predicting black monday and tuesday for 50 weeks but were at 3900 12 months in a bobos big market crash, sad!

>>52960524
ee

RIP oil bobos

So china is very obviously on the path to fully opening up (little restrictions despite skyrocketing cases) why isn't this reflected in the oil markets yet? Plenty of analysts are saying oil guaranteed over $100 in the case of China reopening. Are the markets still being manipulated?

>>52960540
Because even if chinx open up the economy might do a stinky poopoo and shit the bed anyway, lowering demand.

It's a high risk gamble for very little reward.

>>52960421
20yo in masters program?

>>52960434
Im down 5% already

>>52960601
21 is the normal starting age for a masters program, after bachelors when 18-21 years old. Most people are 23-24 when they finish. My gf is 28 and she is made it to post-doc after continuing with a PhD for 4 years post-masters. She now teaches students basically her age. 20 when being 1,5 years in is a ridiculously fast student by all metrics though.

>>52960535
Straight up to tripple digits chud

> +0.5% only

We are barely green

>>52960717
green enuff

>>52960301
sir this is an /smg/

This is a fake pump , we close red today

>>52960434
how do u get 50x leverage? futures??

>>52960829
2 days ago futes were up .6% and SPY closed like -2% eod

>>52957779
So, we had this bear market for about a year now.
Say something nice about it.

>>52960434
>going long on a chart with downward movement
dumb frog

>>52960875
Yes futures and im down 10% , i fomoed at the top like a retard and the pump is fading away . Im fucked .

>>52958267
Stop feeling sorry for yourself and work harder. Get a career going and pick up hobbies you enjoy. You can either wallow in your misery or fight your way out of it, either way grow up. You’re a 27 year old man.

>>52958279
>>52958300
>>52958323
Cringe horizon fucking blows. Go play ghost of sushi instead if you’re gonna play open world garbage

75% of retail is long on NDX
https://www.ig.com/en/indices/markets-indices/us-tech-100

>>52958580
For the most part yeah they’ve been thoroughly heemed by amd for quite awhile now. They keep up but barely

>>52960905
any good trading platforms you recommend? I mainly trade SPY but have been wanting to get into ES futes.

>>52958267
Don't let go
Never give up, it's such a wonderful life

If you buy NDX puts that is

>>52958279
How old are you?

>>52958267
lil bro... 90% of normies have no money saved up before 30

they use whatever measly amount they can save up as leverage to open lines of credit, or as a down payment on a home which they then use as leverage to open a HELOC.

>>52961003
Honestly a good idea. Especially if you were lucky enough to get in during the ZIRP party

Said fuck it and hopped on the peer to peer lending shit that’s shilled here. I’ll test it out for you guys with monthly updates. Going to spread this first $100 between 4 loans. 3 higher risk and one boring loan

>>52958279
>Horizon: Forbidden West is the best game I have ever played. This is investment advice.

i like Age of Empires 2 and Heroes of Might and Magic 3

>>52959083
arent you quitting in january anyway?

>>52960942
I trade at degiro .I didnt test other brokers

As far as natural gas investments go do you prefer actual NG companies or midstream companies like ET? Personally I stack ET. That dividend is just too attractive

Kek is that what you call a"rebounce" mumu ? We close red dxy is still green

>>52959868
Look at what that "person" is replying to, fatass. I'm a fat hating sniffchad myself and would never want to be associated with "people" who think brie larson is hot. Don't make me post her disgusting feet

>>52961108
you are retarded

>>52961146
wat? we trade BOIL KOLD AND SOXL, what the FUCK is a dividend?

wow, didn't expect the NDX to give back so much overnight, especially with yields remaining flat
if yields had continued to spike up overnight I would have less surprise that it retraced down, but the yields didn't move - they're flat
also expected TSLA to be a bit higher, after Musk gave 'official' confirmation that he'll be stepping down from Twitter yesterday, only speculation up to the announcement last night

>>52961172
Why? I’m going to be putting in like $50 a month it’s literally play money. I don’t believe all the FUD so I’m going to test it out

>>52961108
>$100

Lol

ALL ABOARD £CEY IS PREPARING FOR LIFT OFF

>>52961108
the only way i could see this working is if the loans are spread out piecewise: IE the lending app has a pool of funds that it distributes 1/100 pieces to each lender like yourself of each loan. Otherwise the risk for 10-20% is not worth it.

Does it basket them? IF not, stay away.

>>52961247
That’s how it works. I’m going to put $25 into each loan. And each month I’ll receive like $.80, some interest and some principle. Spreading it out will provide downside protection against the loans that default.

the grinch who stole christmas

>>52961262
ok then yeah, definitely has some potential if you want some yields.

im interested in what happens to each loan so keep posting. personally i'd risk it on a junk bond instead of a company i can analyze if i wanted yields.

>Anon gives company $100
>company then markets loan to anon b
>their loan is marked up significantly
>If default happens
>anon loses all his money
>company claps because its not at risk

OIL homies

>>52961281
I will. There’s some YouTube videos of peoples prosper accounts that have years worth of data
>>52961294
Why are you pretending to be retarded. With $100 my cash would be spread between 4 loans. With $1000 it will be spread between 40 loans.

>>52961332
dont trust youtube for anything finance. too many grifters with no accountability.

>qt asian girlboss at work made spring rolls for everyone today and told me first

>>52961351
I’m not trusting YouTube I’m just looking at peoples accounts who have been doing it for years. I’m not listening to what they’re saying I’m just checking out their loans, total yield, defaults

>>52961356
based

Mumubros… why are futas fading

>>52961356
impregnate her

Bros just buy $JNK if you want high yields

>>52961364
What type of yield are you getting from prosper? I know it gives a guestimate range, but generally what are you looking at?

>>52961376
Scam pump . Dxy is still green

>>52961383
Yeah. I am just asking anon to get an idea of yields and then just going to compare it to bonds he could buy right now. The idea of peer-to-peer lending is cute, but thats what banks do already and they get to do it at a higher scale.

>>52961364
I meant I dont, so ive never seen any of those videos or even heard of Prosper.

I do know that microloans have a large success rate in places like Ghana and play a large part in economic revitalization, i had a professor that talked about it. However, the people applying for loans there might be a bit different than in the west since they will be the smarter and more entrepreneurial whereas people here might already be the defaulted.

>>52961384
I’m not getting anything because I’m still waiting for my cash to settle. I’ve seen accounts as shitty as 4% annual yield and some up to 11%. I’m just going to start DCAing into it on the side. It depends on what the market does in the meantime if it’s worth it or not. If I can squeeze a few % out of it while stocks crab or decline it will have been worth it. Truthfully I won’t be able to answer your questions for another 2-3 years

>>52961383
6% doesnt seem like high yield to me. I could easily buy a bond right now with 30% ytm and like a 10% chance of default. Just takes more effort

Christmas break is close at hand. Just one more day to go.

>>52961400
Microloans for emerging markets might make more sense since traditional lenders might be too risk adverse. For example in Egypt someone might have a great business idea and need capital to scale it up. However their banks might be too tight fisted with cash because of impending economic collapse their as the government defaults on its debt.
>>52961412
5-6% isn't even junk yield tier. Amazon is yielding 5% at the moment. However JNK's 5.56% yield is due to the number of stinky bonds it currently holds. Secondary market provides more treats.

wtf bros too day was supposed to be our day

i put all the spare neetbux that were meant for having some kind of normie lifestyle into high risk stocks. if all goes well theres potential to make at least 5€ per unit

What if I sell a stock but then it keeps going up?

Palantir brothers....

im thinkin, we're back.

>>52961537
Then you are a retarded bobo. My great grandfather told my father: never sell a stock. If you absolutely need money, get a job. But never sell stock

>>52961537
That’s when you do the opposite of selling it, you short it.

Oil?
Oil

>thought i would buy more
>everything is suddenly far in the green
there were lots of reds just few minutes ago...

Our oil Reich will last for 1000 years

When will this shitty ass market go back up? All my stocks are fucking bleeding and I don't have the time to trade everyday for a 10%
I just keep averaging down hoping to make it once this is all said and done

>>52961692
Stocks will keep dropping all next year.

>>52961692
Slurpers keep being retarded and prolonging the shitshow

>>52961709
We are going to have an exact repeat of 2008.

>>52961692
Why didnt you listen months ago?
Seriously why are you stupid fucks doing this?
Just buy energy stocks or something stable and stop whining around that stocks drop in a recession.

>>52960421
You only have one life to live anon. Make the most of it

>>52961736
>energy stocks
>at the tail end of the russia-ukraine conflict
>while recession is looming
why is everything a meme poster says automatically wrong and can be reported for trolling outside of /b/

Me, a peer to peer lender, tying up my money for 3 years making 6-10% yearly while the stock market bleeds. When should I hop back into the market

>>52961814
>end
Russia is about to unleash a massive winter offensive using Chinese equipment

>>52961871
when your customers default leaving you with the bag. that would probably be a good sign

>>52961871
HYG is paying 7%

>>52961877
didnt I say tail-end. Thing is, opec+ cant reduce supply very much without risking to get fucked because of western economies slowing down faster than expected and china is not going to be back at its pre 2020 production power and might never go there again

>>52957834
>avoided the fall of the Roman Empire.
>Feminization
>Was

Ummm I got bad news for you. I'm a history masters student (but more importantly ive read like 20 books on Weimar and Roman republics) this is the begining of the end. We are headed to top down autocratic rule. No more voting no more business no more enterprise no more stonks

Just party loyalty tests and labor camps. Also there will be no big epic collapse just a slow decay of your rights and livelyhood

>>52961886
Why would they?a very small percentage of them do and I’ll have hundreds of loans

>>52961941
those percentages could drastically change all of the sudden

52961941
bait

>>52961934
maybe im retarded but this bait actually had me going for a bit i nearly started replying seriously

>>52961959
you read that shit? structuring gave it away. the moment it was posted it got hidden

>>52961941
>Why would they?a very small percentage of them do
You mean during the decade plus of easy times?

>>52962139
It’s still easy times

>>52962186

>>52957779
What are you guys buying? I wanna look at the Charts I’m bored at work

>>52961941
Becusse there’s more % gain to be had in the market. You can short lol you dumbass it’s called hedging

>>52957881
How does one make money in a crab period?

are we santa rallying??

>>52957815
Look up Austrian Business Cycle. There is a very simple way to exploit this, and you will grow very wealthy over time if you do, in spite of Keynesian lies and propaganda.

>>52963573
Summarize?

>>52963182
yeah i think so. i see so much green today

>>52961950
Just figure out when niggers start utilizing the service enmass and pull out then.