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As I continue my pathetic slide into poverty it has occurred to me that there is another way. Assist me to create a welfaremaxxxing thread. Bonus points if no disability/VA style of assistance.

>> No.52955406

>>52955387
Become a sperm donor. That's one solution. All you need is good health. You won't get wealthy but you'll get ahead.

>> No.52955410

>>52955387
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=eHF4fkI_iUc

>> No.52955493

>>52955406
How do I make sure some roastie doesn't use my Aryan cummies to make a kid and demand I pay child support, or some kneegrow doesn't rape someone and leave my cum at the crime scene?

>> No.52955516
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>>52955406
I went in to the clinic near me to do an application and when they measured my height they told me that I missed the cutoff by half an inch and showed me the door. It was in the morning too.
t. 5'9.5 God-Emperor of Manlets

>> No.52955607

>>52955406
I have shit genes anon otherwise I wouldn't be trying to welfaremaxxx in the first place.

>> No.52955612

>>52955493
They make you a sign a contract relinquishing any parental rights and it says you can't be held liable for any payments for the kid.

>>52955516
Anon, I...

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>>52955612
In some feminist states you can. Watch your sperm kings.
As anyone ever student loan maxxxed? I'm considering doing that but I don't want to spend the loans on school.