/biz/ - Business & Finance

I bought defense stocks, betting on forever wars.

Somebody talk to me. What are the mumus thinking

>>52954911
stop baking early, faggot

>>52954954
It's Christmas time. All you have to do is belive.

why do you retard faggots post the same unfunny shit every single day

>OPEN THE FACKIN MARKETS
>*.**% after daily inflation
>black betty
>baggie's chink

you queers are gay

People itt have no idea who I was in last thread

>>52954976
The markets are closed anon. No one is forcing you to come here.

>>52954954
it went down, so now it must go up

So no one can really break down why Japan's move should have any real effect on the US stock market, and FedEx and Nike smacked bears on the bottom. What's the bobo cope going to be now?

Is soxs ever going to hit 50 again

>>52954911
Well today was boring, what's the deal with the crab salad?

At least Tesla got fucked up kek

>>52954976
Damn that movie sucked.Even worse than begotten

>>52954954
Line goes up

Yesterday while doing my end of year bagging I also tossed a bit into my SWPPX and bagged more VZ to send this year off nicely. My 401k contribution hike (10%) takes effect the 29th of this month which hey is right in time for my final pay check of the year (30th). Tossed some spare green into my savings and e-fund to. If santa visits me very good I may end up knocking off the remainder of my c.c debt way sooner than planed. (otherwise well I'm expecting a nice fat tax refund, even fatter than last year's so either way the c.c will be paid off)

I can't stop laughing at all these TSLA bagholders on twitter.

I dont even know what natual gas is but Im ready to be heemed.

>>52954911
Hey buddy, we don't need any bulls gettin hyper around here. That goes for bears neither. Y'all are some big animals, e'y'alrighty?

>>52955048
Wtf what’s your job how do you have so much money. BTW I max my 401k also

they had so many cookies at work today bros...

OXY sure isn't the shitcoin it used to be. Fucking XOM is making larger swings.

I only have the faintest idea what the companies I invest in do. For example I can tell you that Nike sells shoes. Is that sufficient to be an investor? I feel like a total fraud.

give me a guaranteed 100x gain for tomorrow right now

>>52955140
Nike calls

Why is SPY fucking around at the May lows?

I only play with $7k. Guess I’m a minnow.

>>52955128
OXY at this point is just a bet on how much Buffet will eventually pay you for your shares.

>>52955139
read their quarterly's retardo

>>52955006
The most dovish of central banks is raising rates, the free money era is over. People will flee risk-on assets to risk-off. Which one do you think /NQ and /ES are, retard?

>>52955139
all i need to know is how much leverage i can use with it.

>>52955140
Tesla calls

>>52955126
Well part how I've got to where I am is by being smart. (No college debt, no auto loans, no ex-wife/kiddie support, no crushing c.c debt). The other part is taking advantage of things when they present themselves (bought my house cheap due to the 2008 fallout; pay $400 a month for a 3bed, 1.5 bath house in nice neighborhood). Also my costs are low due to I live/work in a smallish city so a tank of gas will last me a whole month. COL in general is low to.

>>52955165
you were for a brief period after January 2021, but I think a lot of those people wound up giving everything back to the market.

>>52954976
cringe

>>52955139
I buy misc. hardware at Home Depot and food at Kroger. 10-k? Fuck that. Good enough for me.

>>52955213
>KR
nice

>>52955139
I don't even know what half the companies I buy do.

Why are there 4 /smg/s in the catlog?

>>52955176
>The most dovish of central banks is raising rates!!!
lol
>The free money era is over!!!
lmao

>>52955271
Because some idiot keeps baking between 280 and 290 replies. Most of the discussion moves to the early bake, but some conversations on the old thread linger on throughout the day, keeping those threads bumped...

>>52955191
The state legislature in their great wisdom (yeah right) seen fit to give me an 8% pay hike this year w/ another on tap for 2023 round 6-12%. The state income tax rate is falling starting on Jan 1 and will fall again in Jan 2024. Which means even more green left in my wallet. Let's just say I've gotten a few other pay bumps to. Since 2021 my pay has gone up uh 60 - 65% with the pending 2023 bump still a coming. What will really be nice is the restoration of the 5% annual pay hike. Fat chance of it happening but in the days of yore before my time working there they'd give out 5% hikes every year.

>>52955213
>>52955245

KR top holdings chad showin some love

>>52955302
>in the days of yore before my time working there they'd give out 5% hikes every year.
and anybody wonders where inflation comes from. Damn Millenials with their avocado toasts, am I right?

>>52955302
speaking of KY taxes, don't forget to send your utility companies your domicile declarations.

>>52955285
>no argument
Share with the class why it's wrong, nigger.

Reminder that there is no Santa Rally

>>52955343
Yeah. That only effects people with several houses though. You have just one house your exempt from the tax on it. Thank god. Also thankfully my parents sold their rental house so they won't be hit with the tax either.

>>52955376
If you have one house you still need to send your utilities those forms.

>>52955361
santa rally will come in the form of a small retracement this week likely tomorrow

Sincere question. Does anyone here actually outperform the SP 500? Does anyone consistently make more than 10% per year?

>>52955361
Jobdata and pce forecast say something different. Tuesday to Friday is going to be green

>>52955407
For me it's green

>>52955407
I only lost 8% this year so I am destroying the indexes

What should the punishment be for baking early?

>>52955428
Watching all rocker videos

>>52955407
this year was shit. But the last 7 years made up for it

>>52955442
We already have enough homosexuals in the world. We don't need to manufacture more

>>52955407
it can happen

>>52955407
Yeah, this is excluding divvies...and taxes.

>>52955169
That's actually a sick move, end of life. Buy an oil company. Leave it to your kids, like "You can't do shit. You can't make decisions, just let it pay for shit" and just spend the first half of your life teaching them how to keep wealth going

>>52955357
Because 1) Japan doesn't influence the US, it's the other way around and 2) The printers never stopped they just kept going under different names

For those that have outperformed the SP 500, please point this anon in the right direction. I started trading not too long ago (pic related), but I don't have a legit consistent strategy. Thanks in advance.

We will hit new ATHs in Q2 2023. This has already been forecast.

>>52955557
By whom?

>>52955567
a faggot

>>52955292
>some conversations on the old thread linger on throughout the day
Lmao

>>52955557

>>52955417
Always believe the opposite of what Cramer says

I'd say the biggest driver of having money "just there" is just not blowing it on toys or "splurge of the week/month" type thing. To give example; I bought a new 24" computer monitor for myself as a christmas present . Uh it's the first new monitor that I've bought since 2006. (which is a 19"). Most of the things I buy is cause I have to, not cause I get a case of "I want, I want" every time I go out. Thank god my Wife is kinda the same way. Now we do have a weakness for fast food. Hell we spent a shat pot of money this year on fast food. (Yet somehow or other we're both not 400lbs fat fucks so there's that at least)

>>52955577
Well most of the time it's baggie going back to argue against some retarded bait that was posted five hours earlier... and bumping the thread like a moron

>>52955583
who?

>>52955407
im up 35% this year so yea

>futes

>>52955611

>futures

>>52955658
When the hell is SJIM launching?!

How do I get rid of spiders /smg/?

>>52955658
>random tickers
>arbitrary timeframe comparsion
I still dont know who he is and why I should care

>>52955686
What would you do if that was your brother/son?

>Futures
And viola! We're Bach.

>>52955686
Sleep naked

>after hours
what the fuck god damn it I didn't buy yet reeee

Kek i forgot to close my short on oil . How fucked i am?

>>52955625
do your make your trades based on macro trends or micro? Are you an insider. Are you the Blackrock employee

>>52955714
depends what you shorted? oil companies will fall more. commodity is probably going up 10-15% though

>>52955706
>I didn't buy yet reeee
You have forgotten your teachings.

>>52955714
What's the appeal? they literally got the same face

>>52955588
I'm the same way. Right now I have like 15k just sitting around and I have no idea what to do with it. I even tried to buy myself some things I wanted this year and take a couple trips but my net worth has pretty much stayed the same. Right now I'm trying to decide whether I should spend a chunk of money on some nice stuff before the end of the year so I can write it off, but it's really hard to think of anything I want to spend money on

>>52955407
Left, right then middle.

But it's very, very close.

>>52955714
Check pol to see if China cases are up. Honestly they're always lying but I don't expect to see real numbers anywhere else. Fuck

>>52955292
>idiot
*genius
unironically

>>52955700
Spiderman coffin.

>>52955714
Contango Monday and Tueasday. so likely dry in the poop hole

>>52955720
I shorted crude oil . I will close my position at premarket

>>52955451
what are you trading? options?

>>52955772
no, I just do unleveraged stocks. But I just win on my holy shit maymay lmaos more than I lose

>>52955730
You have racial blindness because you don't live around asians. It's the same for people who don't live around whites or mexicans or blacks etc.

>7% inflation last year
>6% raise last year
>7.1% inflation this year
>no raise at all this year
I'm debating if I should give my boss an ultimatum, give me a 7.6% raise or I quit. Unfortunately I have no new job prospects and wont be able to find one quickly. At the same time I know for a fact that replacing me would cost the company more than just giving me a raise.

>>52955804
>Not slacking off to the tune of 10%
Git gud.

>>52955796
Okay name me two differences between those two above

>>52955804
I complained about not getting my promotion last month and I pissed my boss off enough where he found an excuse to fire me, make sure you have another job lined up before you do that. and don't be a retard like me who's stuck job searching now

>>52955843
the real revenge is quitting without notice at the worst time for a new job, next time do that for faggot companies that dont pay well.

>>52955818
Different shaped noses
Skull and face shape are different
Different shaped and sized lips
Their cheek bones
Skin tone
Eyebrow shape

You look at asians long enough you will start to pick up on these things. Eventually you will even tell the difference between a korean gook and a jap and a chink just by looking at them.

>>52955843
to this guy's point
>>52955852
the company I work for is currently dealing with a massive project and would be absolutely fine if I quit in 2-4 months but would be in panic mode if I quit next week/early in the next year. And I have more than enough money saved up

>>52955804
They want you to look for a new job.

>>52955858
What you're baiting me arent you?

Does anyone have that picture of a QT scientist lady... inside something like pic related... holding your hand and leading you in as you follow from behind? It was hot.

On topic - is fusion a scam, and will we be able to profit from this?

>>52955407
I chose 5 stocks for my son who is in a program where he gets to choose stocks on someone else's dime for a couple of years and keep the gains. It started in Feb 21 and they are up just barely under 30%, with the lowest of the individual stocks being up over 17%. These are all S&P stocks. If we had full control I would have sold them all Friday after Thanksgiving and moved them into 6 month treasuries to wait out the impending crash. Some still grew since then, and some dipped a little, but that's what I would have done. Anything that happens between now and the program ending next year is essentially completely outside of my fault, but that's how it presently stands. That's 5/5 market beating picks.

>>52955899
he's right about japanese and korean differences those are obvious.

chinese are too diverse facial wise

>>52955900
Fusion has been a materials science problem and not a plasma physics problem for decades now. What you have is a picture of a Tokamak. The recent headlines was about ICF at the NIF. NIF has no interest in fusion research, they are mostly interested in investigating the parameter space relevant to nuclear weapons.
>t. know NIF employees

>>52955534
You can't conceive of the idea that interest rates and risk on/off are a deeper, underlying theme that go beyond specific countries? You seem like a midwit that isolates everything into its own silo and swears up and down they're perfectly separate and not connected.

I boughted today. I have 167IQ. AMA

If I roll even, I do calls tomorrow. If I roll odd, I do puts tomorrow. What's it gonna be?

Long OSTK/Short W ?

Long SRUUF/Short SI?

Long CTRA/Short CVNA

>>52955945
Is a hotdog a sandwich?

>>52955967
It's technically a kind of salad

>AH
Santas coming to town.

>>52955990
I'm gonna have to ponder this one.

>>52955996
Don't ponder too hard, or it will get away

>>52955954
God I hope it pumps tomorrow, guess I do 1k worth of calls tomorrow.

>>52955804
The higher ups told us we weren't getting any pay adjustment and didn't expand on it during this end of year meeting. Every company has an excuse to not adjust pay to inflation due to "interest rate volatility" with very little leverage for the employee. Bleak time to be a cubicle cummies commando.

Henlo Frens,
Do you think CVNA/SI/COIN/SBNY could mega pump tomorrow so I could really get in there and short hard?
Please?

>>52955945
But what did you buy?

>futures

>>52956049
Is he ok?

The coming year I won't be bagging as much, just instead tossing money into my SWPPX, cause I've got round almost 4-5,000 of "shat happens" things to deal with. The upshot is cutting out/reducing the fast food crave will almost take care of it with the tax refund and other savings measures finishing the job. Hey win all around. We get healthier and the retirement and savings stuffing keeps right on rolling.

>>52955140
300x leveraged spy

vix expires tomorrow, you have been warned

>>52955697
why comment on something you dont know shit about? he shills stocks on mainstream TV, CNN specifically. "dates in" is when he shilled that particular stock.

>futures

>>52956065
how do i renew my subscription to VIX?

>>52956081
you should have bought puts at close

>>52955390
you mean today

>>52955588
I was this way until I got a house, now that I'm not saving for down payment anymore I find it really hard to be frugal

>>52956088
i bought natural gas

>>52956111
that's also a good play though some cycle theory I've seen shows it bottoming in Jan

>>52955995
i must know

>no japan to save puts
SANTA
RALLY

>>52956104
Shouldn't you be saving up for when you need a new roof or water heater or whatever?

Did somebody say they needed love yesterday?

>>52956144
SANTA RALLY!!!!!!

>futures

>>52955006
Japan tightening is bullish. Yen strengthening is bullish. Japan having some form of inflation is bullish. Bobo doesn't even know why he's being heemed.

>>52956232
>inflation is bullish

>>52956212
Santa rally will be followed by the new year's reversal.

>>52956232
>heemed
You keep using that term but i am now under the impression you dont know what that means.

>>52956254
The reversal starts this week, well, its already started. See yah at 320 SPY ;)

>>52956258
Dogs don't know it's not bacon.

I bought SPY 380 puts today; and just like that SPY will never trade below 380 ever again.

>>52956296
Which expiry?

>>52956303
Friday

>>52956239
Japan's had deflation for decades Bobo.

BOBO DOESN'T EVEN UNDERSTAND

SEE LMFAO

NIKKEI is down again, kek

>>52956340
Forced deflation*

>>52955052
Gary Black is the worst of the lot. I still can't believe the fucking "Twitter Overhang Lifted" shirt (which precedes TSLA losing another 40%) he tried to sell.

>>52956149
I really should be

>>52956272
Market goes in waves and a low volume dump would be bullish. Please lurk more.

>>52956328
I will buy my puts then. Thank you for your sacrifice.

>>52955967
No, they're conceptually distinct.

>>52956046
U and SPY.

>futures

bear bros...

IRA is completely funded. I was going to throw money into my taxable brokerage but instead im going to do that risky peer to peer lending thing that’s been making the rounds on here.

things are starting to look slightly greener

>>52956502
The dynamics of today are way different than 1980. All the stimulus that was pumped into the market globally due to the COVID pandemic means that it was going way hotter than it was supposed to. The market's valuation is still too high.

>>52954954
upper wing of bull spreads not a long strike, if at expiration it's under 385 you win

>>52950418
this is antisemetic
>>52956502
I might believe this if the housing market didn't already double in price over a year. Housing will make that impossible

>>52956615
this is about what I have. except im long the 384 and short the 386

>>52956607
>The market's valuation is still too high.
might be true, will really depend on how deep the recession is, and that's not easily discerned. i can't afford to let the market move higher without me, so i'm staying in. also don't really want a 15% tax hit on gains if i decide to flop around.

>>52956650
>2008 and 2020
every time

Did I miss the bottom?

Consider: S&P 2020 lows due to Covid was 2300. Today people are shatting their pants over the S&P falling from almost 5000 to just under uh 3900 as of today. Meanwhile if you invested during the 2008 shat fest (remember that?) you'd still be sitting on a massive pile of green even now and still during the covid shat. Moral of this? Invest, invest hard now, and then in 20 years merely laugh as the next "shat event" causes panic and pants shatting while your green is still fat.

There is no inflation
There is no job losses
There is no recession
There is no bear market

simple as kiddos

>>52956676
It still took over 2 years of DCA to break even during the GFC crash, 4 years for dotcom. TO BREAK EVEN. Consider that some people need their money sooner than half a decade from now.

>>52956676
I don't have an income.

>>52956682
thank you mr. president.

>>52956497
What a cool bat, just chillin and eating a banana.

>even china is green
I dont like this.

>>52956682

>>52956697
>Consider that some people need their money sooner than half a decade from now.
why are you risking money that you need in the immediate future?

>>52956674
Yes, the bottom is in, futures mooning.

Santa rally time!

What's everyone's new year investment strategy?

I'll be accumulating cash and I bonds first half of the year. Buy before the Fed Pivots in Late Q3/Q4. I Bonds will win regardless as Feds can't fix inflation.

Any TAfags in here? What sort of indicators do you use for exits? I tried the Schaff and decreasing volatility, but I get too many misses I feel.

>>52956674
i'm afraid so

>>52956741
I'm not, but most of my friends have no income to invest. These "generational bottom" opportunities only work if you are able to take advantage of it, which most people can't.

>>52956729
dudes got good reaction times

>>52956763
It is also rare to triple the money supply and then raise rates at the fastest pace in history.
"average" bear market statistics do not apply

>>52956757
Oil today. Oil tomorrow. Oil forever.

>>52956757
DCA cash into divvy stocks for the eternal crab. Throw some shorts in there if there are any retard strength rips.

>>52956682
Thanks, Jack.

>>52956757
>Buy before the Fed Pivots in Late Q3/Q4.
There will be no pivot

>>52956786
not enough bond exposure

Imagine being fooled by Nike and Fedex scam pumps, especially Fedex since that’s a bigger economic barometer than fucking Nike. Fedex doing severe cost cutting measures and still missed their revenue target... Most of you would be better going cashgang for the rest of the year and into January since shits about to get nasty, but whatever have fun wallowing in the mud with low level people while their bosses are all on vacation for the next *2 more weeks*... Don’t be reckless /smg/

>>52956773
Oil is bad for the environment tho

>>52956786
Thoughts on food divvys? Uncle Biden won't let ppl starve, right??

Welp I hope anyone from my state (KY) is prepared for late this week. Brutal cold temps/wind is coming.

>>52956771
>"average" bear market statistics do not apply
people drive the market. people haven't changed.

>>52956803
I started buying those this year, that's not gonna change.
>>52956815
I wasn't impressed. I looked at grocery stores (ACI KR) and they didn't look great. ADM might have potential, but I do business with them and can't invest.

>>52956825
>human beans drive the market
Kneegrow it’s not 1960

>>52956823
>KY

>>52956843
>Kneegrow it’s not 1960
okay the algos drive the market, and the algos will look at past events to generate likelyhood of outcomes and allocate accordingly. you're making my point for me.

>>52956823
How will the weather be in Casper, Wyoming?

>>52956865
where does one rent one of these algos?

>>52956786
What divvy stocks?

>>52956757
Max out my Roth with JEPI, ET, and SPLG. Then split the rest of my money between VOO in my brokerage and funding high risk loans on prosper

>Dude just buy stocks when the VIX is 21

ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm why the fuck would I do that? Into Q1 next year with shitty earnings, dogshit liquidity, and deteriorating economic data? Like im supposed to buy at VIX 21 and sell at 19? The LOWEST the VIX has gone this year was 17.xx and that was before the fed fucking raised rates. So why exactly do people expect a bounce here?

>>52956815
If anyone cared about the environment, we'd be spam nuke plants and sterilize everyone within 2,500 miles of Hainan island. May as well profit from reality.

>>52956763
doesn't mean it's impossible to make new lows in 2023 even if it ends the year higher than this year ends.

I mean the covid lows don't even show up on that chart because they were totally recovered by end of the year.

>>52956890
How about this, what do you expect the low/high of VIX to be in the near term? Right now I have a 50/80 bull spread on VIX for the late summer

>>52956763
Local top signal

>>52956890
Because we have bottomed and it’s time for the Santa rally.

>>52956897
Moreover >>52956763 shows that back to back declines happen with tech bubble bursts and "first wave stagflation". We are currently in the hideous combination of both those.

>>52956897
that's true and i don't think the chart is all that useful, it's just interesting. the point is that the market doesn't usually need longer than a year to price in an economic shock. when it continues for multiple years it's typically the result of multiple shocks. maybe housing is the 2nd shock coming that will cause it? i don't know.

>>52956757
I'm gonna try making money in 2023. I lost about $25k in 2022. And now have $280 in my account. My plan is to use high risk low reward spreads on leveraged etfs.

>>52956890
It’s the new bull cope, they’ve literally had like 6 or 7 different forms of cope this entire year. Now they’re literally going back for historical data to cope on as seen here >>52956865 since the piviooooottttttt fizzled out. The historical data doesn’t account for a fucking decade of practically free money to “historical standards”, there was no QE followed by fast rate hikes combined with QT which never was a thing in history. We’re literally in uncharted territory and nobody really knows exactly what’s going to happen since there is literally no precedent for what’s going on and consoomers are realizing it’s fucking over and even wealthy people are cutting back. It just hasn’t showed up in earnings yet which is just around the corner next year.

>>52956697
>4 years for dotcom
I mean if you're not invested into absolute garbage you wouldn't need to have a total of 4 years DCA. Unless you have a pure index portfolio you shouldn't have to DCA for that long

>>52956943
>We’re literally in uncharted territory and nobody really knows exactly what’s going to happen
historically that's been a good time to invest

>It just hasn’t showed up in earnings yet which is just around the corner next year.
see >>52956650

>>52956943
still not anywhere close to 3500 bobo. the mumus are still winning

>>52956757
Why will Ibonds win if the fed can't fix inflation?? Wouldn't that mean that the fed would continue raise interest rates, if so bonds will continue to get heemed.

>>52956961
microsoft didn't recover from their dotcom highs until 2016

>>52956757
divvy stocks but not retarded ones, and only adding to positions i already have

>>52956977
3200 march 2023

>futures

What's with the giant pump?

TSLA is in the mfing Dow Jones. if it bounces tomorrow so does everything. also i dont think the dow is market cap weighted, so it will pull it back just as far as it dragged it unlike the s&P

>>52957009
I pussied out of buying today thats what happened

>>52957009
The bottom was obviously last night on the Japan dump. Today solidified it. We go higher for the rest of the year. SPY back to 400 EOY

>>52956983
They can't raise rates high enough. High inflation will be the norm

can one of you whiteoids recommend me an oil tanker company to short

>>52957047
500*

>>52957047
I have also forgotten to take my schizophrenia medication, just like you!

This entire shit /smg/ is so full of delusional copium, you all might as well be sucking on a car tailpipe
>>52957011
Don’t take financial advice from him or these two either >>52957047 >>52957053

>>52957043
The secret is you don't have to throw ALL your available cash when you do.

>>52957050
>whiteoids
We aught to ship you back to whatever shithole you came from

>>52957087
starting to wonder if this is a bottom signal

>>52957049
>High inflation will be the norm
The first world consoomer economy will stop functioning.

>>52957089
If I don't gamble all of my money then how am I supposed to get rich quick? Did you ever think of that Mr. Smug?

>>52957087
just look at the technical indicators. it all points to 3% daily gains 10 days straight

>>52957111
Well, nothing ventured nothing gained, I guess. But how can you put a price on being so fucking smug?

Thr USPS is going all electric and the company that's providing their new trucks is Oshkosh. MIC meets mail service.

>>52956825
CRIMINALLY UNDERRATED

I bought Apple puts today am I fucked?

>>52957177
What is the expiry? I have been 99% sure my option would expire worthless and then it turns around in hours, let it sit for days or even weeks if you can.

>>52957007
What the hell is this?

>>52956989
TSLA is the only other stock that I can think will take that long to go back to highs

>>52957177
No but those that bought TSLA pits will get roasted and toasted

>f-futures

>>52957099
Please my white friend do not shoot up the local school/church/mall/music festival.

I just want to find a good oil tanker company to short!

>>52957257

Meltup from here. FDX and NKE have destoryed bears for good. SOFT LANDING. The economy is super-strong and can easily take 5%+ interest rates. Don't bet against America, get max long NOW.

>>52955160
Nobody knows if they'll make more money long or short at this point.

Hope you guys are still having fun here. I've been spending all my time on /lgbt/ lately.

>>52954911

Anyone have the pixel art gif of the stonksman swinging around in a chair and slamming his feet on his desk?

>>52956124
Santa's Slay 2005.

>>52957281
>The economy is super-strong and can easily take 5%+ interest rates
NO PIVOT??????!?!?!?!11
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>52957281
Not sure if it will last, but in the next few days things are looking green bros

I guess FDX saved the country.

>>52957328
The pivot will be cutting rates to 2% once inflation (quickly!) dies out.

>>52957334
Santa rally into ATH Q1 '23

>>52957338
Unironically yes

>>52957326
>Goldberg
A kike turns Santa into a psycho, go fucking figure

Can SOXL not be a giant cunt tomorrow? I know it will be, but for once can it not?

>>52957356
Dude. You haven't heard of the chop chop? Cmon...you HAVE heard about the SOXL chop chop?

>>52957356
CHOP
CHOP
CHOP
chop chop chop

>>52956757
>What's everyone's new year investment strategy?

Throwing my money at mostly large companies that preferably pay a fair dividend. My Australian position will be balanced soon so I intend to start putting some money into a low-cost EU fund just because I've invested everywhere else in the west and even with everything going on it still seems a more prudent strategy than India or Latin America.

>>52957444
Forgot to say that I'm not aiming to make any money in 2023, just deliberately tying up my money in holdings for the next bull market whenever it comes.

I was just seated between two fat women on a flight. I think they were trying to run a scam where they get the person in the middle seat to move so they get extra space for free. They seemed annoyed that I never moved. I have a BBW fetish and had a great time

I havent been on biz in 4 years has anything changed

Lol I'm bullish but why exactly are futures neon green? Nike and FedEx???

>>52957464
Bad news is good news.

>>52957103
The only difference is that it's being pointed out. /smg/ has been full of obnoxious bulls and bears on the smallest change of direction.

>>52957463
Nobody talks about futures anymore because there is no future.

>>52957464
I ordered a lot of shoes and shirts for Christmas.

>>52957464
Santa Clause is coming to town for all the good bulls.

>>52957444
Buy my February AMZN puts after this NKE pump kills the premiums.

>futures

>>52957482
Thanks for pumping my bags anon

>>52957468
Lol what's the bad news? Japan?

>>52957481
I remember the first q anon thread and then i stopped going on 4 chan and then years later im hearing about it in the wild. so ashamed....

>futures

I hate women so much but I wish one would love me some day.

>>52957481
Skyking will live forever in my heart.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=9bOjc70f4p8

>>52957464
Niggers buying shoes online literally saved the world economy. It's a christmas miracle!

thinking of opening a position on a small cap lithium mine in the drc that likely uses child slave labor

>>52957546
Profit margin should be good. They pay a divy?

>>52957546
>Free labor in this market
Bullish

FUCK I GOT SHAKEN OUT TODAY

>>52957464
Fedex Earnings were expected to be negative $10 billion but they were only terrible.
Nike earnings were just a bit below average. But analysts consistently under-expect their earnings so they "beat" like they have forever.
Their PE is still bloated.

>>52957629
>paper hands

NGMI

>>52957629
Long or Short?

>>52957380
>>52957430
What’s this chop chop meme?

>pasts
>presents
>futures

>>52957546
Buy during the crisis Anon.

>futures

>>52957257
Based

I cant give up, I WILL get the gains I deserve. The universe will provide.

>>52957671
Chop chop is just a way to make fun of people with SOXL bags due to chop loss. Please tell me you understand what chop loss is

>>52957736
i'm very sorry my friend, smg anons have mathematically proved soxl actually has chop gain

>futures

New

>>52957779
>>52957779

>>52957781
>not at bump limit
kys