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The concerning part is that nobody expected this BOJ move. What do they know that we don't?

it literally makes no sense for us to have so many red days in a row. how is there no bounce? are you seriously telling me that now of all times, everyone unanimously has taken a bearish stance? why?? completely nonsensical.

>>52944235
HIGHER

>>52944234
bonds are fucked

>futures

much scarier than this move in index futures is the move in bonds
look at how the 10 year moved in response to BOJ move
this is some serious shit
some serious, if it snowballs further, could cause a similar margin call pension blow up that we just saw the UK go through, worldwide
I am being doomer alarmist, this would be only the first step in a long chain of events taking weeks to play out, where there would be ample time for central banks to respond and prevent a crisis realistically
but everybody should be paying attention and watching how this reverberates especially through the debt market for the next week
if yields continue to rise uncontrolled it is going to be very, very bearish

>>52944236
FOR

>>52944234

Their inflation prints are coming in hot

>>52944248
LONGER

So what happens tomorrow?

>>52944247
Pivot all but guaranteed

>>52944247
We've had 11bps days on the 10 year though. That wasn't enough to trigger any apocalypses.

Now if we get, say, 5 of those days in a row...

ANIME IS CANCELED. JAPAN TO BE ANNIHILATED BY USA A SECOND TIME FOR THEIR ECONOMICAL BETRAYAL!!

Rugged by Japan. I don't believe it.

>>52944234
The US is trying to export its inflation by hiking rates, so other countries are trying to counter it before they get crushed. This will probably continue to push global rates higher, which eventually will break something so I unironically expect central banks to start pivoting sooner rather than later. Bears have nothing to go off of at this point, all of the obvious inflation indicators are coming down.

On some tickers, the biggest green candles in the last five years have been within the last two months. That's Big Money buying the bottom, but retarded bears still think line go down forever.

this isnt fun anymore. it wasnt supposed to giga dump for a whole fucking week with the put to call ratio sky high.

GO DOLLAR! GO! GO! GO DOLLAR!
https://youtu.be/q6GyTBVAF4w

Sneaky fucking japs just pearl harbored 2.0

>japan economy blows up in 1990
>japan starts stacking US bonds for decades
>US economy blows up in 2020
>US starts stacking japanese bonds?

Any downsides holding japanese bonds?

>>52944285
>this isnt fun anymore
What do you mean?
We'll get to buy cheaper

>>52944235
No, you don't understand. If everyone is bearish we go green. The dumps are from bullish expectations of a mytchical "santa raly".
Once we hit Januiary and everyone starts panicking about how they'll pay their taxes this year then we'll get green weks.

>>52944235
Yeah it literally doesn't make sense, which is why it's fake and gay and will eventually reverse. Bears think "higher for longer" is their new catchphrase but they have forgotten that they were calling the Fed liars last year.

>>52944281
those are short cover rallies which are symptomatic of bear markets. you are hopelessly clueless lmao

that's big money buying-to-close, not buying a dip. dumb fuck

>>52944215
>>52944238
Nope, just WOGI, and like I said it ran 4,000% 40X shortly after, and it's about to do it again from .005. APSI and BIEI are new. You're gonna look just as stupid as you did last time. Go take your SOXL shill'n ass someplace else and stop hurting these people. Why haven't these anons chased your stupid ass outta here for what you did to them with that SOXL bullshit? Beat it kid, you're worthless.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

FUTURES COMPUTER IS BROKEN ITS A FLASH CRASH

>>52944281
People expected any change to happen at the BOJ's next meeting, not this one.

They're also doing the hawkdove thing the BOE did, *increasing* their QE. That's not what you do if you just want to "tighten because good economy inflation durr".

>>52944281
>all of the obvious inflation indicators are coming down.
What do you think happens if the pivoooooot happens you donkey? Inflation will explode to the moon, out of the solar system, out of the Milky Way galaxy, out of the fucking universe.

>FUTURES

Threadly reminder that all redditors deserve to lose their money.

i just got pearl harbored. pic related is my position. green line and i win big

>>52944276
that's what I mean, in that it's just the 1st step in a long chain of steps
but it's like hearing a single gunshot out of nowhere in the middle of the night
maybe it wasn't a gunshot - maybe it was something else that just sounded like it - "an engine misfire"
but you should still be ready, just in case it was a gunshot..

>>52944235
>nooo the market is nonsensical it should only ever go up
>where are the news
>there's no catalyst
>the market is wrong

>>52944312
Imagine being a wagie

>>52944320
forgot pic. someone tell me ill be okay

>buying penny stocks ever
only the mentally ill faggots of the world shill sub penny stocks
>this was the 'portfolio' of the same poo pajeet shilling APSI

Japanese markets are already recovering. Santa rally on the way

>>52944247
>Central banks will save boomers

>>52944266
Checked but can someone please explain for a brainlet? How does this increase the likelihood of a pivot?

>>52944347
Look again.

>>52944306
Hey, post your poorfolio. Do you still have 6 figures???>>52944344

>>52944347
Buddy look at yields

Who gives a shit about Japan. Bobofats kys. Nothing burger

>>52944311
Not true. If they pause hikes or even cut, but don't explicitly print any new money, what's the inflation going to come from??

damage is done.
Dark winter, better go buy canned goods and ammo anons.

>>52944364
Livestream your window swan dive?

>>52944364

>>52944344
Now post yours, shrimp dick. These anons here should mindcraft your ass for what you did to them with SOXL. What are you shill'n now you worthless POS? /smg/ has been plagued by freaks like you long enough.

>>52944374
I have a weeks worth of deenz and 5,000 rounds of ammo

BOBROS ? TF IS HAPPENING?

>>52944306
Hellloooooooo. You gonna post your poorfolio or you going to just be a smelly shit skin forever?

>>52944377
>>52944380
2 more weeks bitch. Nothing burger screen cap this bobocucks

>>52944364
buddy, look at futures, look at yields
the market (obviously fucking) cares about japan
japanese markets + the yen itself are huge trading vehicles, flight to safety currency
it could end up being a nothing burger, but unlikely - I have personally heard 5 different big market figures explicitly talking about their positions in relation to the BOJ decision and how they expected no substantial moves
everyone was taken with their pants down - nobody expected this
the market does not like it when there are surprises

So japan is fucked,who's going to get fucked next?

>>52944215
>futures
W-what happened? They've dumped a percent in a few hours. Makes me think we'll dump hard tomorrow.

>>52944303
lmao yeah cope more you faggot ass bear

kek, japan bonds going no bid, kek

>>52944392
Ill ask again, how heavy are zhers bags?

>>52944395
https://www.forexlive.com/news/bank-of-japan-pivot-bombshell-widening-10yr-jgb-band-to-05-from-025-yen-up-20221220/
japan central bank decision - mini pivot
>BUT they widened that band in which they allow the 10 yr JGB to move from 0.25% to 0.5%. This, in effect, is a long-awaited 'pivot' from the BOJ. A mini pivot for sure, but given nothing was expected until April, its significant.
>to increase bond purchases to JPY 9tln/month in Q1
>will review operation of Yield Curve Control (YCC)
>to conduct additional JGB purchases on December 22
>In widening the band for the JGB target, the BOJ says that “the functioning of bond markets has deteriorated... If these market conditions persist, this could have a negative impact on financial conditions."
>JPY has surged, USD/JPY plunged to circa 134.30 while the Nikkei dropped (futures trade is active, down over 4%, physical is closed for the lunch break ... traders getting indigestion as we speak)

>>52944382
I am YANG gang and NTDOY shill. You goat fucking towel head

>5 red sessions
>Bogged by Japan
>Arctic gigacold the end of the week
Fuck

>>52944215
Can I into investing in stock markets by reading investopedia? Where should I start?

FUCK MY NTDOY SHARES NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

so uh, good thing I bought TMV yesterday

>futures

>>52944312
Only a woman with a woman's sense of spacial awareness could do that. A man would have at least centered it.
I mean did she think she was going to hold it entirely by the edge with just her fingers?
Why the fuck didn't she grab both sides of it?
She probably couldn't hold the empty platter by the tips of her fingers let alone all that.
Holy fucking shit.

>>52944364
This. This is just another Evergrande nothingburger. Bunch of jumpy pinheads acting like Japan suddenly influences what the Fed does and not the other way around.

>>52944404
>>52944400
I will laugh when nothing happens. Japan is a irrevleant country that offers nothing but anime that incels like you watch.

What did Japan do?

>>52944279
what the

>>52944411
Oh wait I read the OP. I'll start there I guess

>>52944415
wtf no

>>52944423
Japan is the third largest economy in the world

>futures

w....what the fuck???

>>52944417
She didn't think the bucket/tote whatever it's on was going to tip

>>52944423
Being retarded and a jew is not sexy anon.

>>52944444
Nice

>>52944437
China Russia and the Middle east are the big three wtf are you on.

>>52944444
>she didn’t think
Woman never do

Bros bros bros
Check it out
Have you ever thought about
fuck Silvergate?

>>52944408
>>52944412
I miss my nintendies
Maybe we should slurp the dippe?

>>52944312
>futures
>>52944334
Imagine you've eaten at a restaurant where some retardo waiter(ess) prepped you table on a garbage can.

>>52944462
Of course. I am playing the universal studios amusement park opening and mario movie.

>>52944453
Shut up kike

i think its time to sell for real. all in SQQQ tomorrow.

>>52944390
You just posted a smaller version of it. Why, you want it for your collection? Post yours big boy. Scared say scared, faggot. You lost money today, didn't you? And you'll lose more tomorrow too, wont you? You still holding that SOXL lel? These people need to chase your worthless ass outta here for what you did to them. Now go eat a dick faggot. No one likes you here. You've done enough damage with your 24/7 SOXL shill'n at $70 you pos

>>52944455
They think about cock constantly

>>52944449
UFC I even manage to waste my potential on 4chan

>>52944444
Check Japan bonds NiGGErs!!!

>NASDAQ futures almost down an entire percent
Jesus fucking christ what the absolute fuck does Japan's policy on bonds have to do with US tech

You fags bake so early now

so mumus, how's that pivot/meltup/santa rally treating you?

What the fuck did Japan do someone answer me

>>52944502
japan pivooted
(to tightening)

>>52944501
thought there would be a santa rally just to fuck over the high amount of shorts. guess the economy is beyond games now and is just shit. gonna lose a few grand off this but ill make it back and more.

>>52944496
I hear you like surprises Jim.

>>52944502
japan said fuck you and are going to fix their shitcoin currency

>>52944235
>literally just had a giant rally that lasted more than a month
>w-why aren't we bouncing?!?

>>52944492
tech needs cheap money. major government signals that more hikes are needed. money wont be cheap again for a long time. tech suffers

>>52944482
I really doubt most of them do

Tomorrow will be crab as well. Intraday swings but there is only crab now.
0DTE options are mega viagra for crabchads. I'm sorry. That is just how it is now. No real movement until 0DTE degen gamblers are fully liquidated.

Is Nippon Kill?

>>52944543
They have been since the 80s. Kek

HOLY SHIT
GUESTS AT NAKATOMI PLAZA CHRISTMAS PARTY BEING HELD HOSTAGE BY UNKNOWN ASSAILANTS

>>5294448

>If I keep repeating SOXL shill maybe people won't notice I am a mentally ill faggot who is naturally inferior for every reason
You bought the top of SOXL didn't you! you Incestuous, cum dumpster, seething and dilating, moomoo worshiping, cuckhold.
If you were as smart as you think you are you wouldn't respond

>>52944427
Pulled a BoE hawkdove move.

>bought some vt and vnq
>chilled and went to the gym
>came home and had some dinner
>get all comfy in bed and check biz
WHAT THE FUCK DID I MISS
ITS BARELY BEEN A FEW HOURS

>>52944549

I spend money on anime art commissions from japs of my waifu. earlier this year the yen to usd rate was so abysmal I basically got a 30% discount but now japan it tightening more its oger

>>52944556
its happening

>>52944549
I heard it was just a prank by some punks

>>52944556
Japan said fuck your pivot, fuck your bonds, and fuck your stocks

top 10 anime betrayal.

>>52944549
The financial system is a useless failure until we bring back bearer bonds. Then they can once again serve as movie MacGuffins.

I'm getting in the hot tub. I sick of listening to fags cry so hard. These bigboard stocks will get you nowhere. Especially the ones shilled here. Do yourselves a favor tomorrow. Buy these at the open and hold them for 30 days. You'l have the best performing portfolio you've ever had in early 2023. Or just keep doing the same dumb shit you're doing now and never make it. GL p-sout

APSI
BIEI
MONI

>I'm finally going to be able to slurp some cheap NTDOY
Thank you BOJ.

>>52944529
You're literally mindbroken and mentally ill. A fucking tactical nuke could be dropped on Ukraine and you'd be posting "MMS WON'T LET THIS FALL THERE'S TOO MANY PUTS!!!" like some Stocktwits schizo. Every downward movement in a stock is heckin shorts too right?

Really though, who knew fucking FXY calls would be the right play?

futes red like my girlfriends period

>>52944526
A completely different government though. They are playing chicken with the Fed.

>>52944582
>Waaaagh I am a post deleting dipshit who can't stand being ousted ashaving shitskin hands who comes from a village of 60!

>futures

>>52944588
yea but market makers are assholes and do shit like that in the past so youre a poo poo head.

What's everyone favorite JAV code?

>>52944588
>"MMS WON'T LET THIS FALL THERE'S TOO MANY PUTS!!!" like some Stocktwits schizo. Every downward movement in a stock is heckin shorts too right?
Bulls. Bears. Doesn't matter. 40% of options volume is 0DTE and rising. See the violent intrayday swings to near 0 the past few weeks? That is daily 0DTE swings.
Bears had it rough in 2021. Bulls in 2022. Both will be buck broken by the crab in 2023.
THETACHADS WW@?

>>52944588
but won't it work out about the same due to the exchange rate?
Unless you already had yen lying around

Stock futures rise slightly after major averages extend losses to start the week

>japan goes negative interest rate balls to the wall QE for 3 decades to force inflation so their people will actually spend and not save
>the average japanese person holds 18 million yen or $135,000 in savings
>no that is not a typo

>japan finally gets its inflation this year
>they fucking panic
Are you kidding me? This is EXACTLY what they have been trying to do FOR THREE FUCKING DECADES and now that they finally get inflation they panic and raise rates?

Jesus christ just fucking what is the plan they have like what how nani

>futes

yea it's over

>>52944625
>futures

>>52944621
They even got the blonde bimbo MILFs. Lmao. Thirdies BTFOd

HOES MAD (X24)
https://youtu.be/Z2YiRgGjF1Y

>>52944622
Is that real? Damn

>>52944622
what the fuck is wrong with women
and the kike doctors who perform this operation

>>52944642
God that's so peverted I love it. What a sicko.

>>52944281
>The US is trying to export its inflation by hiking rates,
Could you explain this cause and effect in baby steps? Doesn't a rate hike curb inflation for everyone holding USD?

>>52944405
Why would this make euro futures dump? They're down as much as the burger ones.

futures are not gonna recover from this 100% bloody red tomorrow.

>>52944657
people in other countries don't hold USD

>>52944660
It will close flat though

I thought the stock market was a good investment

Futurexisqers..

>>52944667
It is until it ain't, and right now it ain't.

>>52944667
There's always lean hogs

its been an honor gentlemen

When does it stop?

>>52944667
we were deceived brother, something nefarious is going on.

>>52944666
nice try satan

>>52944685
3300

I wonder why shitcoin isn't dumping

>>52944685
3 years of bear market with roughly 15 years of palpable effects on the real world.

>>52944685

>>52944685
Two weeks

When does the real slurp'n begin

Stock futures slide after major averages extend losses to start the week

>>52944685
Maybe after several lifetimes dedicated to enlightenment, if you can figure out what that even is, you might hit nirvana and be released from the eternal cycle of suffering. Probably not tho, remember, you're here forever.

>india is green
Based poos

>>52944714
I want off Samsara's wild ride.

>>52944704
>one of us
>us
Monotheism bros what does that mean??

>>52944716
Are you colorblind?

>>52944623
Retard.

>>52944628
No I see the violent dumping since we hit 400 despite put/call ratios being HEAVILY skewed. Retard.

>>52944631
Nah strong Yen is bad for them regardless. Though Nintendo has a huge war chest of Yen so maybe it won't be as bad.

>>52944524
Do you people ever look at charts or do you just spam memes?

Test

>futes

>>52944739
Welcome back, anon

>>52944726

Wait, this is payback for all the YOU WAN MIRRON DORRA memes, isn't it?

Wtf is going on in japan

Why doesnt the dollar have a bid

>nasdaq futures are already down >1%

I’m gonna lose thousands tomorrow. How can the white man stand this betrayal by the yellow menace?

>>52944566
Just use the fucking AI models like a normal kid, fuck.

>>52944757
>being long

>>52944729
>retard
are you telling me that market makers in the past havent pumped the market to flush out put holders to keep their positions balanced? it may have changed but it has happened in the past in a normal market, and thats why i made my stupid investment.

>>52944757
Shoot up a Chinese market, it's what McLovin would want

>>52944759
I do that too kek

>>52944736
meme

>>52944779
>biden put this in charge of the united states nuclear arsenal

>>52944736
I literally only buy giganigga companies and don't even look at their quarterlies/10-k whatever.

>futures

>>52944779
Dont ever post that

>>52944364

>>52944736
Where do you think you are?

>>52944736

Why would you have that

>>52944600
We all know it's you, even when you're not namefagging.

>>52944787

This unironically makes no fucking sense. Bears are desperate to explain bullshit like this at this point. Yeah okay cool, Japan turns slightly more hawkish and suddenly the entire US stock market sells off in a straight line overnight. Totally not irrational schizo robot selling that will just set everything back to oversold on technicals, then get bought back up by more schizo robots. I hate this shit.

>>52944663

>>52944729
right, that makes sense long term, since most of their sales are done in non yen currencies

>>52944787
Democrats are so fucking disgusting

>>52944812
>Bears are desperate to explain bullshit like this at this point
no it's bulls that are so desperate for explanations. Bears just think line go down and it does

>>52944729
>muh put call ratio

>>52944812
The entire US economy depends on Japans ability to produce anime titties for profit hence the price action

This is bullshit. Last time I checked the USA isn’t inside of Japan so why the fuck are US stocks collapsing because some depressed and sexually repressed Japanese business man changed some numbers on a spreadsheet??????

>>52944812
Hoe still mad.

So I'm thinking for this Friday maybe having a Christmas zoom call for any anons that want to pop in and talk for a bit as a nice /smg/ holiday. If anyone is interested let me know

>>52944834
Buddy..

>>52944312
>TUBBY’S TANK HOUSE
Peak SOVL

>>52944639
https://www.weirdfacts.com/en/origin-of-phrases/origin-of-phrases-b/3906-balls-to-the-wall

You got an aviation background Anon?

I didn't short bonds. I am a dummy.

>>52944215
I'd like to use this time to thank TLT anon for telling to buy puts.

>>52944834
>stocks rally of hopes of china reopening
>hur dur fuck japan becaise i bought nasty bags
You get what you fucking deserve.

>>52944826
My bull explanation at this point is that we hit bottom in September and Big Money is buying everything on sale trying to front-run the Fed inevitably flipping more neutral or dovish to avoid imploding the global economy with "high" rates as other foreign governments take a hawkish stance to push back

>>52944839
You're going to use this to harvest voice and phone number data and hack our bank accounts aren't you you CRS fuck I'm on to you

Ive had enough.

>>52944812
The one thing the market hates over all else is surprises

Whatever happens tomorrow, know that I love you guys.

>>52944844
>>52944836
You just don't have an explanation for it, that's the thing. The US isn't Japan, why is the US stock market tanking on this news??

I haven't had enough

>>52944839
Why would you bother scheduling something for after everyone will be dead?

>>52944846
That's a common phrase, ESLanon. Not one specific to pilots.

>>52944868
Im not giving you one reason for the bear market. You are a fucking retard.

>>52944846
I just love the movie down periscope

>>52944868
The bond market, stock market and FOREX are all interconnected you retard

>>52944839
Yeah, depending on what time, I'm down.

Futures gonna recover and open green. Check ‘em

>>52944847
I had a small position in TMF earlier today. I got a bad feeling and decided to buy an equal position in TMV.

Am I retarded or genius

>>52944868
I hope this is bait

>>52944890
Holy BASED Kelsey Grammar connoisseur.

thoughts on dwac

I'm net short the market but it looks like Japan is actually going to raise rates a bit. Fucking brutal but necessary. 2023 is going to be carnage when the actual recession fully lands.

Today is just the rumblings of what is coming.

>>52944906
dwac off lmao

Can I sell everything at a loss before year end for tax purposes and then buy it back a week later

>>52944866
M-my dove queen. When do you coup Jerome?

>>52944881
Not ESL, just grew up with a pilot father.
>>52944890
It's a classic! Your not the Frasier posting Anon, R U?

>>52944885
Now watch what i do to DXY, faggot.
https://youtu.be/k1eIHuQH64M

>>52944920
>anon learns the hard way what a wash sale is

>>52944920
Yeah of course

>>52944920
30 days later, or you gotta pick something that's not quiiite identical. Look up the wash sale rule.

>>52944920
>what are wash losses
Enjoy getting taxed on money you don’t have anymore

>>52944856
Problem is you don't know how long this recession lasts. It's an everything bubble. A quick and sharp rebound might be hard wjth how much deep wounds are in economic systems that never got fixed. Without fed pumping them full of juice all the real zombie and fraud shit will unravel which is probably half of the economy if not more.

>>52944855
I already know everything about you anon.
>>52944897
It would be night time. I

>>52944925
I wish I started that cause I love fraiser but I do like to post Eddie sometimes

where can i see the futures chart?
whats going on?

>>52944868
Japanese pump liquidity into usa assets and bonds.

>>52944942
>I already know everything about you anon
Of course you do, I'm you, but better

>>52944930
>>52944932
>>52944934
>>52944938
wait i thought wash sale was before the money settled which takes like a week tops

>>52944934
It just messes with the new cost basis, it's not like he can't do it. It just may not have the tax consequences that he desires.

Pretty hyped to see the yen finally pumping. I bought 10k worth when it was at 150

>>52944959
You clearly need to read more about the wash sale rule

>>52944946
yahoo finance is unironically the best futures viewing platform I have found.

>>52944729
>No I see the violent dumping since we hit 400 despite put/call ratios being HEAVILY skewed. Retard.
So. My "40%+ of all options volume is 0DTE is rising" is somehow an arbitrary reason. But "MUH put/call" ratio is not?
Again, irrelevant either way. The MMs will buck break bulls and bears. Next trading day WILL end within a small range of +/- 0.15%
SIMPLE AS

I have cold feet about this market. There is nice volatility buuuuut... i don wanna touch it. I'm spooked.

>>52944293
They are negative yielding, and no not in the inflation > yield %. They literally yield -%.
>NNN2K
NNN anon in for a surprise

>>52944959
You have to wait 30 days after your purchase to sell and then wait another 30 days to purchase after selling

This applies to same stocks and etfs / mutual funds that follow the same index. So you either gotta break them up or combine them for some performance (VTI into 80% SOO and 20% VXF or VT to 60% VTI and 40% VXUS)

>>52944946
Finviz in the op

>>52944293
Japanese bonds literally charge you to hold them because they uave negative yields

>futures

>>52944777
Checked.

Im afraid to click that

>>52944968
10 minute delay, if I'm not mistaken. Investing.com's are real-time.

>>52944995

>>52944736
Neh we just bagholding penny stocks.

>>52944995
we are all yellow on the inside?

>>52944373
This has to be bait

>>52944995
Imagine the smell

>>52944995
Whoah there buddy you can't post your low-budget movie effects sizzle reel here, this is a blue board.

>>52945012
just the fat ones

>futures

So we are pumping tomorrow right? Right?

>>52944373
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=K3lP3BhvnSo

>>52944959
You might be thinking about free riding.

>>52945012
Yes.

Uuuuhhh guys, why did Japan halt their bonds???

so green by open right? i mean no way we have 6 red days in a row

We'll all be laughing about this in the morning haha cmon guys lets get some beers.

>>52945057
People out there are losing money and you are laughing?

>>52945047
Everyone already sold back to the gov at the 0.25% wall. Literally no sellers left.
No buyers either. Who the fuck would buy 0.5% bonds with 2%+ domestic inflation and explicit plans for MORE inflation?

There is no market for that dogshit.

how does this make you feel /smg/?

>>52945057

>>52945072
>state income $666

>>52945072
>CA

>>52945065

>>52945072
>ca
I like my $1200 two bedroom apartment in a safe neighborhood thank you very much

>>52944995

>>52945065

>>52945032
>>52945014
Still no real answer. What a surprise.

>>52945105
see
>>52944995

glad i repositioned my puts after taking profit today

>>52945072
37% income taxes + 8% more in hidden taxes that your employer pays + property taxes + sales taxes.
Land of the free indeed.

seriously, i think thats it. tomorrow im gonna sell my shit, and transfer all my money in my trading account to my checking account. I made 50% this year. Im done until shit settles down. If the economy crumbles, stocks wont matter. If they dont, there will be another day to trade.

>I name this

>>52945119
Wait until Jan 1st to liquidate any unrealized gains. You can hedge today if you're too concerned. Delays taxes.

>>52945119

This has to be one of the dumbest fucking reasons for a massive selloff all year. So stupid.

>>52945130

>futures

https://youtu.be/J0p3qPgYiwQ

>>52945130
Yeah a big currency moving 2.6% is a dumb reason to reprice anything

>>52944281
>t. Perma bull copium since January 2022
How much you lost anon, come on don't be afraid. Show us that ytd portfolio chart. Too scared? Okay run along then no need to larp about being the best trader in the world

>>52945150
Lmao yeah suddenly the fucking yen is so important to the US economy. Jesus fucking christ.

>>52945145
Hmm?
>futures

>>52945057

>>52944658
When the most dovish central bank goes hawkish, you know that the US and EU central banks aren’t bluffing. Higher for longer

>>52945163
HOES MAD (X24)

>>52945072
>taking home 60k/yr in San Fagcisco
Was this meant to be a brag??

>>52944995
Why is this still up? DO YOUR JOB JANNIE

>>52945173
1. Explain how it's actually hawkish
2. Higher for longer would unironically break the global economy. It's a bluff and bears are falling for it

Remember I told you the commodities super cycle? yeah BOJ just said FUCK YOU , we no longer want to import your inflation you fat obese americans! Dollar/ Stocks/ Bonds will be falling.

Commodities on the other hand will rise.

>>52945170
aaawww are they scared of the rain?

>>52945186
No nigger, (YOU) tell us why its hawkish.

>>52945163
Yes, japanese buyers of bonds and equities are the biggest outside USA. This week alone they just lost a fuckton on yen and the asset drops. Yen weakness basically insulated japanese buyers from any drawdown this year if they had bonds or equities in dollars

>>52945072
>pay frequency semi monthly
>2.5k take home per month after taxes

New

>>52945205
>>52945205

>>52945191
All three falling doesn't make any sense. Bonds have been positioning as if Big Money thinks the Fed is bluffing and will pivot sooner rather than later, this Japan shit doesn't change that

>>52944995
>tfw you'd give it a cheeky lick

>>52945176
God I wish that was me

>>52945186
If all ypu can do is think one directionally then you deserve the pain you just found yourself in. No fucking sympathy from me. Younwant gains why grandparents cant pay heating bills, while families have a hard time putting food on the table. You are the cancer that is about to be burnt the fuck out of this bloated system. Fuck you.

>>52945204
No that's biweekly retard, it works out to ~1250/mo in the gayest city in the world lmao

we going down, ok so its just another normal day. we've been dropping for an entire year how is it different this time?

This board is fucking retarded. I put 12k into Palantir biggest fucking meme. Could have 3xd ETH even at this shitty low price. Stocks are for boomer retards. Go fuck yourselves. This is a board. Get the fuck off.

>>52945728
lol

>>52945728
yes Yes YES
tell me more
Post your portfolio plz

>>52945126
It's not efficient and it's not a market.

>two threads, virtually next to each other, that are both over 200 replies but under the bump limit
Which one of you antsy fucks is spamming new threads early?

>>52947786
The shame is overwhelming
What should we do

>>52947786
must be some retarded newfag

>>52947847
This even has made me decide to kill myself.

>>52944215
So how have Tesla fans been coping about Musk's shitshow? Did you guys lose a lot of money?

>>52945728
That's what you get for listening to anyone here, they're moral failures, money is all they have.

>>52950091
don't take the easy way out faggot

>>52947847
:(

WTFWT

>>52944281
>Raising rates will cause something to break
>Big brain big money is buying BEFORE this event that will be so disastrous that it will force the fed to pivot.
It really is amazing to see retarded mumus slowly incorporate more reality in their hopium while still hoding onto the ultimate belief that their bags are safe.