/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>52942242
That picture's an obvious fake. Taylor would be rooting for the White team (Argentina).

Show me your portfolio

What’s going on with 4chan ads?

>>52942276
I'll keep buying NET cheapies.

>futures

I want AMZN stock to dip below $70 and watch them sell off Twitch to make their money back kek

>>52942279
they're tailored to your browsing history
you must be a nigger

>>52942296

>>52942276
give it to me straight /biz/ kek

>>52942296
Why you posting fake shit about futures. you dumb bears getting sweaty sweetie?

indians are so retarded and clueless, they are based. On my neighborhood's Nextdoor (ticker symbol: KIND), this pajeet openly admitted that he gets very nervous when he seems Black people driving in cars on the street with "loud rap hip hop noises"

>>52942295
>26 separate tickers
Please tell me this is a troll

>>52942324
Not sure where you think we are in the jump but by me estimation we are about to land and crack our skull and go black out. Then the face ride through a few moguls, that will be fun.

>>52942276
+7K of LNG down 13% in a TDA account.

>>52942339
based pajeets

>>52942339
Only the most retarded and the most intelligent people are truly racist. That's how it works.

TALK ME OUT OF RESHORTING SILVERGATE AND CARVANA

seriously eying SBNY now

>>52942295
>thanks for the cheapies
>UGG boots in a recession
>Toronto Dominion Bank when Canadian real estate is collapsing

>>52942296
Is he ok?

>>52942391
He's holding PRTY

>>52942414
dont say things like that you monster he's a good boy he doesn't deserve that

>>52942414
Oh man... not PRTY

>>52942389
high interest rate environment is good for banks now that china is reopening their ultra rich will start buying multi million dollar homes here again who cares if some poor uber drivers cant afford their million dollar mortgage

>>52942438
They have helium now! Rebound incoming.

>>52942321
I am confused by your choice of strikes + time frames. You're expecting a hard dump in Q1 followed by a V shaped rally into Q2?

>>52942389
Everyone loves UGG's stacy's are recession proof.
>>52942342
I have 6 figures. it isn't some $100 robinhood folio.

>>52942379
>>52942375
My entire Nextdoor feed (ticker symbol: KIND) is full of pajeets who are just concernposting about black people

>>52942504
>6 figures in 26 tickers
that just makes it worse lol

>>52942438
buddy....

>>52942517
what am i supposed to do? and post your portfolio.

>>52942324
>kpop fag is bullish
Yep, we're going lower.

>>52942548
mainly etfs and blue chip dividend stocks with about 10% left over for meme stocks

Is 15 open interest and 25 volume enough on an option to be able to buy it and sell it easily?

>>52942591
>>52942591
>>52942591
No

what would be the proper term to use for the amount of money an employee makes for a company, vs what they actually take home. For example, say i made a net profit of 250000 in sales, but only got paid 20 percent, so 50000. What would the 250000 amount be called. This would apply for other jobs, not just sales, like profit generated by machines vs what they actually get paid. I’ve looked on good but I can’t seem to find shit.

>>52942569
I was talking to >>52942517

>>52942604
Revenue per employee is a typical metric for stocks, available on your financial data source of choice.

>>52942296
Do he did dieded?

jus a quik remindr that aint no niggas gonna be tolerated in /smg/ or no nothin

>buy soxl

>>52942552
>doubting kpopfag
aaand thats the signal

>>52942548
mainly etfs and blue chip dividend stocks with about 10% left over for meme stocks

>>52942604
net sales?

>>52942638
But Scoopsy, ain't you a nigga?

>>52942242
Rate my goyslop

>>52942296
oh c’mon guys, he literally still has his skii sticks on his feet n sheeeeett. he’s totally fine.

ya gotta have ya skii sticks on n sheet or ya gonna get disqalimafied n all that.
he slipped n kept his foot sticks on n just slid past tha finish line n sheeeett.

what a clever dude.

>>52942653
stfu cracka
aint ya got som bipoccy to go oppress n sheet?

>>52942391
>>52942629
He was fine
https://nypost.com/2022/01/14/pro-skier-george-mcquinn-knocked-unconscious-at-fis-world-cup/

>>52942654
needs bisquick dumplings

>>52942654
Thats a man

>>52942686
Hell no, I ain't that fag janny. And for the record I'm black in soul.

>>52942654
those would be some awful long fingernails for a man.
Lady friend, your mom, or a twink?

>>52942715
>And for the record I'm black in soul.
did da jooz do this to ya too, yt boi?

>futures

>>52942760
Whoever's promising that reparations cash. Jews, whitey, whoever.

i shorted dax before close . should i sold my position at premarket and go long ? thoughts ?

>>52942604
I don't care what it's called. That is the true value of your labor, under the scam that is called "employment."

>>52942603
What are the minimums?

>>52942604
Some kind of margin rate (different use of word from brokerage margin)

>>52942847
435 and 986

Not having a job sucks because any losses on the market you just have to eat and suck it up but holy shit I fucking hate my job.

convince me that owning both an ETF, and the inverse version of an ETF is bad.

APSI up 159% this month. Hit .745 today. Looks like that first dollar is coming quickly. Still a 10 bagger from these prices. Any of you actually buy some or did I just waste my time here again trying to help you frens out? Wasn't APSI under .40 cents when I alerted you goons about it here?. Buy some APSI under a dollar, TOMORROW!

>>52942876
yes

>>52942896
>buying companies named with the word Aqua
ISHYGGYDIGGYDO

>>52942876
You could just make jam lmao imagine going to a job you hate

>>52942954
what if i work from home for a job i hate

Pulled up CNN. Some CNN journalist dude died and he was only 60. Fucking hell I'm gonna be turning 40 in a few weeks. 20 years. That's all the span of time that I've got left before I to turn into an almost old fuck. Fuck. Seems like yesterday I was kicking back playing video games and fucking my high school girlfriend with the only thing I had to do really was school work.

>>52942604
this is the most common and similar metric used:
>>52942628
>Revenue per employee

for either twitter or google, it has recently been noticed that there was significantly below average “revenue per employee” and it was used as justification for pushing the agenda of layoffs.

>>52942969
>pulled up CNN

>>52942969
>imminent death
sounds bullish

>>52942954
ANSWER THE QUESTION, NIGGUHHH:
>>52942727

We're not recovering from last SP500 ATH. This is the ugly truth. Everything is topped. Nuclear "fusion" was is and still is a massive joke the meme recent news about it was hot air. Tech is topped. Meta is failing, they cant keep carmack, computer hardware progress is slowing moores law is a bitch huh? Self driving cars is wank and there is nothing real to it. Elon musk is a disaster and will eventually blow up tesla from trying to achieve nothing with the shit heap called twitter. Microsoft is a bloated garbage mess conglomerate now that needs it endless buying out of garbage paypig software companies to prop it up windows 95 GUI innovation is long gone microsoft is a bag of shit now.
>but muh biotech is fuuuuture
Mhmm yeah and serif industries with augmentation tech will just pop up in 10 years topkek 2027 is 5 years away. Say it with me "SP500 all the way down to zero".

>>52942692
nah nigga, he was jus playin dead so that the dude in 2nd don try to beat him or no nothin

I want love

>>52943029
go beat off then give that feeling a second thought

>>52943029
Dumb catposter

Yang bros. I think it's time... covid gonna kill all the chinese and the markets are gonna crash with earnings next month.

>>52942242
Me on the right

>>52943029
If you deserved love you'd have it

>>52942945
That was the name of the previous company, stupid. Traditional Transportation is merging into the shell. The name will change to suit the new company. Super 8 k can drop at any moment. You should try harder to know what you're talking about before you run your niggerlips you stupid faggot. I was here 3 weeks ago trying to help my old anon frens out and half a dozen smooth brained fags just like you tried to spook everyone out about it. Are you the same worthless broke faggot that was fudding this? Don't you make less than <30k a year? You're not qualified to post here so stfu and gtfo. .

This chart was the first APSI chart I posted here. I hope at least one of you listened

https://traditiontrans.com/

>>52942874
What if the easiest ones to choose that are most likely to go my way have a lot less than that?

oh and before the tech bagholders cope
>muh GEEPEETEE
yes and I respond with
>mars rovers landed on mars first time when we still used dial up yet we cant plan a manned mission to mars

Oh Im sure you chatbot does fuck all though. Boeing is dead space X is dead tech as in real tech is long dead. Shorting is the new longing.

max pain is 399 this week.

>>52942969
>he was only 60
Anon.....

I made a mistake buying AAPL calls last Friday, didn't I?

>>52943095
no i'm the nigga that makes a quarter mil at my summer job

>traditiontrans
kek they're transitioning to an even worse name

I don't respect women, jews, or hindus.

>>52943002
Oh that's my jamfu

>>52943127
Looking that way.

>>52942773
I wish I could enjoy food like this. Thats why Im a skeletor

>>52942832
Socialist retard detected. Good luck selling widgets by yourself for the "true value of labor" without the widget making machines, the widget engineers, the widget quality assurance team and the financiers that make all those jobs possible in the first place. No one understands the cost of risk because only sub humans like you work in public schools

>>52943138
SIR
SIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIR
SIR WHY ARE YOU REDEEMING THE RACISM!?
BASTARD
>BITCH BASTARD
YOUR MOTHER
SIR YOUR MOTHER ARE YOU PROSTITUTE?

>>52943144
What do you usually eat?

>>52943153
Mainly Eggs and toast

>>52942279
Wait how do I enable ads?
>USA holds gold, silver, and bronze
WELL I'M PROUD TO BE AN AMERICAN

>>52943167
Eat pasta or black rice

>>52943130
You've never made 250k in your life. Post proof or it's past your bedtime kid.

>>52942569
>>52942647

and why are you samefagging? And that was your answer to the other anon who asked to see your port? Pathetic gay larping needle dick

>>52942773

>>52942773
and just like that i no longer feel bad for freezing bongs

>green futures
heh that was cute seeing you pretend to be a big boy trader but now its time for the men to make some trades.

>>52943040
Spoken like a true math nerd. You and I are on the same page.

I have another easy 10 bagger besides APSI if anyone here wants the ticker.

>>52943169
Whoops I was so overcome with patriotism I forgot to link properly.
>>52942042
This is a big kek overall though, I doubt anyone will fuck up that badly again in the future unless crypto is involved.

>traditiontrans.com

>>52943010
Ok bobo but I've been slurping VZ, niggers are going to keep buying the same iPhone over and over right?

>>52943095
>Sir please do the needful and buy mutantfish.inc so my village may eat

>>52942773
That english breakfast could feed me for an entire day, christ

>>52943130
You’re paying for college with your summer job?

>>52942773
Uh I thought I had an big appetite till I seen this. Now mine seems downright puny.

>>52943044
I've been contemplating loading up on YANG for a week or so. I think the retard strength pump is running low on steam.

>futures

>>52943249

APSI is up 66% in less than 3 weeks from the day I posted it here. What are you trading anon? Do any of you broke fags actually serve a purpose here? Or do you stupid little shrimpdicks just hang out here for attention. /smg/ needs purged. Worthless worm

i have this thing where I get richer but not wiser
Gains become my after thought
when my depression works the graveyard shift
all of the stocks i shorted there are people who lost everything

i should not be allowed to short
they come with prices and vices
they all end up in crisis
tale as old as time
i wake up screaming from dreaming
one day i'll watch every family lose everything
'cause they got wrecked by my shorting
for the last time

it's me
hi
i'm the problem, it's me
i'll stare directly at the bear but never in the mirror
it must be exhausting always rooting for the fat deadly BOBO.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GdNKmlpKSro

I've been RE-HEEMED
FUCK

>>52943310
Looks like the price of your moms pussy is projected to hit an all time low, my man

>>52943282
college is for women and fags

>>52943310
looks like it will go negative soon

good lord the banshees of inisherin was shite, dont watch it

>>52943308
>the kpop poster is also a Taylor Swift poster

fucking hell m8

>>52943306
SPY, HDGE, SI. Legitimate products.
>Time in Bengaluru, India 7:42am
Early start today eh paj?
Amazing how you weren't here at market close.

Looks like I made the right call of selling most of my SWPPX last week with how they're saying the S&P is gonna keep falling in 2023 to 3200 or thereabouts. Now I get to bag the bottom with a mega load of green that I'm piling up as 2023 rolls along.

>>52943210
thanks. whats the other one?

>>52943101
Sex

>china rugging
What a surprise

>>52943401
According to the jewish media China will experience a 99% death rate from covid

>>52943383
you are the most insane person in these threads, i have no doubt.

>>52943409
That's a pretty fooking high bar desu

>>52943401
>-1%
>Rugging
They've been in the 18k-19k crab range for about 3 weeks now.

what options did u guys buy before close? i bought 1 tsla call i'll probably get raped tomorrow rightfully so.

>>52943415
Fuck you. These threads are the exemplary definition of sound mental health

>>52943409
ecskuse mee, nigguhhhh…
wut wuz it that ya wuz ben sayin n sheeeeettt??

>>52943425
whats your strike? I have some (2) Jan 150s

>>52943431
155 weekly

>>52943427

>>52943436
Not a bad trade imo Tesla is like the highest shorted stock it's ready for a squeeze to 200

>>52943429
your cunny spam is funny, but T-boomer's dedication to suboptimum investing and writing in the most aggravating way possible in spite of most people disliking/ignoring him is real shit

>>52943377
Oh wow anon, did you break even today? How much did you make today, fag? I did ok. Imagine having that pic you posted saved on your computer. KYS before more little kids catch monkepox, you worthless turbofag. GET OUT!

>>52943450
fucking boomer posting, kek

>futures

Is there any chance that selling SPY puts will be profitable in the near term?

hey i just like to sit back and relax in my government job (What? nothing wrong with a lil green)

>>52943499
Two weeks

>>52943503
Why does no one blink an eye at this but it’s evil to work 2 jobs from home

no "bottom" or "bounce" until VIX spikes. You can have as many pussy -0.9% down days you want. Until we see VIX spike +15%, yields test 3.8, and the dollar getting a significant 2-3% bounce, not touching shit on the long side. Cry all you want about "muh technical bounce"

>>52942301
who would even buy that? they are doing their best to ruin it

>>52943460
>punjeet expects you to believe this

>>52942654
8/10 because it is technically slop.
looks like good slop though.

We finna pump hard af tmrw fr check futes

>>52943555
Nice trips although I’d advise you to check out deez nutz

>>52943555
>>52943566

>>52943555
>>52943566
Nice.
Continuation of downward crab confirmed.
>-.09% inbound

>futures

>>52943537
Not bad anon, but I gained twice as much as you today, and today was a below average day for me. Why are so many of you stupid freaks like this? I bring huge 10x potential short term runners here and have to waste my time posting to you? Fuck off, kid

>>52943445
thats what im thinking and with him stepping down as ceo of twitter should at least send it back to the 160s for a bit

>>52943597
Reasonable I’m purely in it for short squeeze into next year like I said pt around 200

>>52943581
Holy Shit, that guy walked out..................

>>52943616
Climbed out, but yeah

>>52943581
>driver walked away
holy fuck what do they make those things out of

>>52943537
what stock

>>52943585
You're literally the 1p fish man.
>Very very good mutant fish
>very very fresh mutant fish
>very very soon 1p mutant fish

>>52943555

>>52943390
>thanks. whats the other one?

BIEI another reverse merger rolling into another shell. It closed at .0042 today up 61% today, but 4 cents should be a pretty easy target for BIEI, and in short order too. Big announcements coming soon. Be in it before it comes. Tomorrow would be smart. GL

That's 2 easy 10 baggers I'm giving you nerds. I'm hoping that at least one of you has 2 brain cells left in your head, and that you rub them together and buy these.

APSI
BIEI

>>52943653
Are you fuckjng retarded or just a mentally ill faggot? You don’t need to reply, it’s a trick question
>it’s both

>>52943653
>BIEI
BIEI is a pump and dump scam you fucking retard. I will be lurking these threads to laugh at you. holy fucking shit milkbreath lmao

>>52943631
https://youtu.be/ETSl8gWsFZ0
>>52943626
Options

>>52943671
Thats exactly what half you fagmoes called APSI. Now That APSI is up 159% and not even really started yet, you're gonna call BIEI a pump & dump too? You have no fuggen clue what you are talking about. Now stfu and stop costing these anons money. Now GTFO of here you dumb microdick

>>52943731
Why don't you go revive /psg/ and make those anons some monies.

>>52943731
Faggot

>>52943653
PSA: it is 815am in Calcutta. Believe nothing this punjeet says. IT is a paid shill.
Study its mannerism, Its diction.
Use this as a learning opportunity, keep your money out of his village.

This fat fuck stole millions

>>52943731
You are a bhenchod. You are a bastard. You are a kaminey kuttey. You are shilling dogshit pennystocks that are LITERALLY down 99.99% all time that keep doing shady pump and dump reverse mergers.

Do not listen to this anon and get caught chasing penny stock OTC pump and dump scams.

This anon is what they call a "bastard bhenchod" on Wall Street.

>>52943731
thanks anon i will ape in on both. but you got anything promising that isn't a penny stock? i got buttraped by them in 2021 so i have a bit of ptsd.

Now let's talk about real stocks.

Let's talk about non-OTC liquid stocks.

Let's talk about mid cap Shitco's.

Lets talk about SHOP.

Let's talk about how stupid you are for not shorting SHOP.

You're an idiot. Look at yourself in the mirror.

You aren't shorting obvious high beta shitcos.

Idiot. Get a grip.

>>52943799
Post position and loss porn so I can laugh at you for not learning

>>52943799
HDGE
>Do The Tommy

>>52943748
Nah /smg/ needs help badly. Fags like you keep pushing those bigboard stocks on these poor anons here and are making things worse for them. If anyone could use some help here on /biz/ it's all the poor souls stuck in here having to listen to worthless broke bastards like you. BTW, your TDA account is weak af. Now you get TF out too, you offer nothing of value here. Don't come back until you do.

>>52943813
He won't listen. He won't learn. He doesn't have the awareness. To learn that you don't just go on /smg/. And listen to the first guy bragging about 200x gains on pennyshit OTC stocks.


He won't listen.

But we can say we warned him.

The eye of the glass. The silence of the lambs. We showed him the way. He didn't learn.

>futures

>>52943827
It's unfortunate when someone doesn't take our advice, but we can't force them to listen or learn. All we can do is present the information and move forward with our own actions.

I have 520 shares of SOXL at 30. How long am I going to be sad? I'm fine to keep DCAing but damn this year has sucked hard

>return of the penny stock PnDers
I thought Atlas Trading was getting PnD in prison showers right now.
By the way, this is a top signal.

>>52943837
Any society that causes... or even allows... that... to happen, deserves what's coming to it

>>52943837
Who watches this overreacting/overacting shit? It isn't even funny.

Let’s go oil chads fuck tech bros

>futes

>>52943837
Post it

>>52943847
hahahaha holy fuck that whole Atlast trading scandal is hilarious. They were actually shilling the stock that I first began shilling on this shithole board: CRBP

I hope all those pennyshit scammers get what's coming to them (jail)

>>52943801
alright I'll buy some long dated puts

>>52943799
You'll be on easy street with these, anon. I know what tf I'm talking about. Get em both and do it tomorrow.

APSI
BIEI

>you got anything promising that isn't a penny stock

You mean like the other worthless bigboard trash that gets posted/discussed here all day? No fuggen way am I touching that shit. Bigboard stocks are for pussies and losers. I like stocks that actually make me money.

>futures

Tomorrow will be green.

>>52943861
Not sure desu, i only have watched the one of him shooting a gun because another anon asked if it was worth the time, so i did the dd and well lets just say, it jiggled..... and there was a swamp involved. Hes become a mascot of soets for the greed mumus in my eyes.

>futures

>>52943894
>>52943905
wat happened
which futures are you talking about
es? nasdaq?

>>52943813
meh i got like $20 bucks left on my tda account might as well blow it on shitcoins

>futures

>>52943887
Why’d you stop shilling WOGI faggot?

>>52943896
Tomorrow will be black

>>52943793
Yeah, good times.

>>52943910
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

official thread theme

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FDePd-mHOL4

what the fuck just happened lmao

BUDDY LOOK AT NIKKEI COMPUTER

..... enough jokes, wtf just happened to the futures? Did putin kill zelenski or something?

Hey mumu you okay,mumu?

>>52943934

>>52943942

>fUtUrEs, YoU gUiSe!!1!

>futures

Holy shit. I’m might have to commit suicide. WHERE THE FUCK IS THE SANTA RALLY?!?!?!?!

>MFW baggies thought they’d already seen the lows.

>>52943955
Santa wears red,silly bull

>futures

MAJOR SANTA RALLY IN PROGRESS IF YOU FLIP YOUR CHART UPSIDE DOWN

>>52943936
>>52943938
>>52943942
>>52943955
>>52943950
>>52943963
someone please just give me a ticker to look at

is it /ES?

>futures

>>52943974
Look at this
*unzips dick*

>FEAR

i had $40 worth of calls expiring tomorrow

>>52943974
HOLY FUCK ITS NOT STOPPING

>>52943920
It's MONI now faggot. I brought WOGI here when it was trading at .003's and it ran to .146 shortly after. That's 4000% or 40X. When was the last time you brought even 1X to /biz/? I already know that the answer is never, and MONI formally known as WOGI is about to make another huge run soon. You gonna get in it this time or just whine like a little bitch again?

APSI
BIEI
MONI @ .005

Now you have 3 easy 10x's. Buy them tomorrow and thank yourself later for it.

Prepare yourself for some no liquidity limit down Christmas kino lad

>>52943974
>FUTURES
holy shit, bro, you’re fucking missing out!

>SELL, R*DDIT, SELL!!

>>52943990
I knew it was you. Tell me more about the 5 hidden gems faggot. Being a trustfund douchebag must be fun

>>52943955
>WHERE THE FUCK IS THE SANTA RALLY?!?!?!?!

so ur saying my SHOP puts will do okay tomorrow

>>52943999
checked

>>52943999

I am literally shaking right now. What the fuck happened to futures??

So uh what's the news?

>>52942969
>make a lot more than the national average at my job
>have more stuff than ever
>women flirt with me
But my life was better in 2013 when I was young and poor. 10 years.

>>52942295
Only tickers that make sense in this list are XOM TD COST T and maybe NVDA

Remember when I predicted the top and you all laughed at me?

Well guess what…

>>52943974
>>52943938
>>52943939
The Nipponese just moved their 10 year bond YCC limit from 0.25% to 0.5%

>>52943955
>I expect things to happen again and again because... welll... they just have to okay!
That is called Complacency Fallacy. Kek.

so the obvious play of shorting christmas was the obvious play after all. extremely gay

I get up to do the dishes and /ES rugs WTFWT

Holy fuckin shit, tech bros.

>>52944021
Its called a seppuku. You were warned.

>>52944026
its more or less to have a balanced portfolio.

>>52943999

Guess DXY isn't being destroyed *enough*.

Circuit breakers in two weeks?

>>52944038
theres never been a santa rally so it was a contrarian play to think it would do the opposite this year and actually rally.

LMAOOO

>futures
holy fuck my puts aren't going to expire worthless
>t. shorted the top in september then held through the rally like a monkey
mar 31st 350 puts

>>52942301
No one in their right mind would buy twitch, but then again there are a lot of dumb fucks out there.

>>52944021
>>52944022
https://www.forexlive.com/news/bank-of-japan-pivot-bombshell-widening-10yr-jgb-band-to-05-from-025-yen-up-20221220/
japan central bank decision - mini pivot
>BUT they widened that band in which they allow the 10 yr JGB to move from 0.25% to 0.5%. This, in effect, is a long-awaited 'pivot' from the BOJ. A mini pivot for sure, but given nothing was expected until April, its significant.
>to increase bond purchases to JPY 9tln/month in Q1
will review operation of Yield Curve Control (YCC)
to conduct additional JGB purchases on December 22
In widening the band for the JGB target, the BOJ says that “the functioning of bond markets has deteriorated... If these market conditions persist, this could have a negative impact on financial conditions."
>JPY has surged, USD/JPY plunged to circa 134.30 while the Nikkei dropped (futures trade is active, down over 4%, physical is closed for the lunch break ... traders getting indigestion as we speak)

from all the market podcasts I have listened to over the past week, everybody was positioned for the BOJ decision to be a nothing burger, nothing unexpected
so based on this mini pivot happening now instead of halfway through 2023, caught a lot of people with their pants down / not positioned correctly for it

>>52944063
>mar

>>52944031
Meaning what?

>>52944030
what do your meme lines say is the bottom and what year / quarter will it be?

>futures
Are actually doing something for once, nice.

>>52944077
See >>52944071. This is a nuking in revenge for Hiroshima.

Let's hope they don't also feel like taking revenge for Nagasaki.

>>52944031
>>52944071
What does this mean?

>>52944081
Looks like a crypto chart,heh

>>52944071
>>52944095
How is this bearish at all for the entire US stock market?? Why would US futures take a fat shit in a straight line down? I hate this bullshit

I hate permabull redditors so much it's unreal.

>>52942391

yes, most of his organs survived and they are doing fine in somebody elses body

it also extremely gay i have to pay taxes on gains even if i lose all those gains. fuck taxes im just not paying them, simple as.

>>52944008
Like I said, WOGI, which is now MONI ran 40x 4000% shortly after I brought it here, and that was clearly my favorite ticker of the bunch, and the one I was encouraging people to buy the most, And now MONI is about to do it again, and it looks like you choose the whiney faggot route again. Aren't you one of those raging retards that was shilling SOXL hard at $70 everyday KEK do these anons here a favor and leave here and never come back. You fags are sucking the little wealth these anons have with your worthless big board shit stocks.

>>52944080
Ultimate bottom is ~Q1 2024. SPX~2000

>>52944081
heh, Christmas cheapies, nice

God dammit... futures are getting bad
Also why are so many therapists and counselors women? I want to talk to a man...

>>52944081
Caused by the BOJ. DXY also dropped..

YES OH YES!

>>52944096

Japan, the most dovish of doves, is tightening. They folded

What does that tell you about what is coming for the rest of the world. QE is gone forever

>>52944107
Bears have literally no thesis other than "line go down, so line go down forever!!!!!". Can't wait for you to get assrekt.

Pivot,santa rally.What comes next,bulls?

>>52944119
thats pushing it. maybe 3300 in 2024

>>52944115
Bitch, I am the one who Called you out for being a nigger a few years ago. Good luck getting paid 400 dollars to post nonsense ya poor nigger.

anyone got the reveal on this one?

>>52944130
Oh shit bros, we got a real tarded one right here.

>>52943616
>>52943625
Every motor vehicle could be made this safe, but it's just not cost-effective.
>I am Jack's bottom line.

>>52944127
>Japan decides to crash the market right after I buy TQQQ
I hate the Japanese so much. I’m done watching anime.

>>52944130
How about a crushing recession combined with increased rates and stagflation?

lol im still holding TQQQ and META puts from a month ago. They don't expire for a while yet.

WHEEEEEE!!!!!!!

>>52944156
>>52944149
Touch grass, not happening in the US.

>>52944152
>>52944127
Japan didn't tighten, unless I'm reading it wrong.

>>52944130
You're a fucking idiot who deserves to lose their money for willfully ignoring all of the increasingly obvious signs of a massive recession. At first I tried to warn you, now I just want to see you redditors in the homeless shelter.

>VOO

>>52944115
>>52943990
oh shit the pajeet shill is back!

>huge red dildo on nasdaq futes
>but also on dxy futes
What happened? Never seen this before. Usually market futes just inverse forex futes.

>>52944123
See a priest.

>>52944130

>>52944152
Dont worry, theyre going to commit much seppuku

if DXY is going down that will rally stocks.

AQB AQB AQB!

>>52944172
Please, we already know you are tarded, no need to show us your are a full blown retard. Have some dignity.

>>52944173
>MUH OBVIOUS SIGNS
Such as? If they're obvious it should be easy. Otherwise it's just more permadoomer bullshit.

>>52944179
One of them is wrong. Most likely the dollar will stay down and markets will come back up.

>futures

>>52944143
Yep, that's you, the flaming SOXL shill. When are you gonna stop dragging these anons down with you. Go be poor and stupid by yourself. No one wants your shit picks here. Be gone faggot. You've done enough damage here. Leave these nice people alone. The last thing they need is advice from you. Do you even feel bad for that SOXL mess, or are you still shilling it since $70 KEK Dumb freak

>>52944130
Anon that's the exact same thesis long term investors proclaim

>>52944172

They raised their YCC limit higher. Globally, rates will be higher for longer. US 10 year is up to 3.7

>>52944196
If it wasn't so consistent I wouldn't call it out - bears have no fucking logic behind their doomposting faggotry

>>52944049
Ever think maybe you have a chemical imbalance? Just kidding, good luck.

>>52944197
>USA will never have another recession ever again it just won't ok, ugh, it just won't!

ffs lad seek help

>>52944197
How heavy are zhers bags?

Bulls have literally no thesis other than "line go up, so line go up forever!!!!!". Can't wait for you to get assrekt.

>>52944136
We went from 1550 to 666 in the 08 bear and that bubble was a fraction of the magnitude. Going to around 2000 would put us on par for that decline. Having a spike lower into say the 1500s in the current bear is not at all inconceivable.

>>52942773
If this isn’t bullish for the west long term I don’t know what is. That fat fucker is giving farmers and ranchers of all types plenty to do.

>>52944186
everything will go down. No where to hide

New

>>52944215
>>52944215

blood red futures this early = green tomorrow. sorry, that's just how it is. cry about it, beartards.

>I can tell

>>52944211
Wanna know how i know you are a democrat?

>>52943887
>>52943731
>>52943653
>>52943210
this pajeet shilled these 'Hidden Jewels' a year ago!

>>52944197
I don't even have to explain the market to you again. If you're still long at this point, you deserve to he poor. Get fucked, redditor.

>>52943867
N-no, please...
>>52944156
Nah you're fucking with me, it's red futures and green open again on Tuesday. The Crab will not be denied, it's the endgame of all algorithmic trades to approximate arbitrage.

>>52944206
If only there were some fundamental driving force behind stocks going up forever...

I wonder what that would be...

>>52942773
Why are British people trying to be fatter than Americans? I don't get it

>>52944197
You misread my post. DXY and SPY are both down. Something must have happened that was big enough to decouple them

>>52944294

The dysgenic ones stayed on the island. Good genes left to Australia / America. Then Americans became dysgenic from melting pot jewpolicy, and so will Australians eventually. Only the remotest and most lumberjack of all Canadians will carry the Anglo gene to its final destiny.

>>52944381
>Only the remotest and most lumberjack of all Canadians will carry the Anglo gene to its final destiny.
haha okay chang

>futures

the fuck just happened?

>>52943801
whats the deal with this thread anyway? op claims this is stock thread but most posts here is about cryptoshit

>>52942773
>>52943144
>>52943175
>>52943177
>>52943255
>>52943283
>>52944219
>>52944345

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2oFVtX8abFY

>>52944217
the 2008 tards are back at it again KEK

>>52942773
NO
I'm not watching the rest of that