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I've been married for 20 years. Today my wife told me that "I look cuckable" and giggled. I've read stories here of anons who sold their house and car and secretly converted it to Monero to keep it all in case of divorse. Is it true?

>> No.52940486

have you tried using her head as a door stopper a few times?

>> No.52940494
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52940494

>>52940474
it's already over for you

>> No.52940500

>>52940474
If you don't beat her and fuck her hard right now then you'll lose your marriage, just letting you know.

>> No.52940520

>>52940474
Lawyer, ledger wallet. Set up your own monero node and host RPC on an onion address.

DEX or LocalMonero; withdraw as much as you can in CASH, do not ACH withdraw or you deserve to get alimony-raped.

Leave without telling her so that she doesn't poison you with antifreeze.

>> No.52940521

>>52940474
>>52940494
it was over the second he signed the financial contract that is marriage. You faggots literally sign 50% of your life savings and your future offspring away to a female by doing this. Have fun moving back into mommies house after the bitch takes yours.

>> No.52940525

>look cuckable
I hope you’re trolling

>> No.52940533
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>>52940474
dont let you memes be dreams

>> No.52940544

>frogposters have wives
West am I doing wrong

>> No.52940573

>>52940474
in theory if you keep it on a hardware wallet with a passphrase that only you know and haven't written anywhere, there's nothing anyone can do to confiscate if from you. if you're retarded and keep it on an exchange, your wife's lawyer will easily discover it.

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>>52940474
HAHAHAHA

Whew... lmao. Ok...
>married for 20 years
>look cuckable"

HAHAHAHAHA. Time to grow a spine op

>> No.52940594

>>52940474
>my wife told me that "I look cuckable"
sure, a woman said that

>> No.52940607

>there are people getting married today
so fucked cucked lol

>> No.52940623

>>52940474
this has to be bait

>> No.52940624

>>52940474
is your so called "wife" in the room with us now?

>> No.52940631

>>52940486
fpbp

>> No.52941949

>>52940474
its a shit test honey

>> No.52941965

>>52940474
She needs immediate rape correction

>> No.52942005

punch her and ask her if your fist looks cuckable

>> No.52942260

You should renew your vows OP. Women love shit like that and it'll make your marriage that much stronger.

>> No.52943160

>>52940474
Encrypt fucking everything, anon. Don't let them have shit.

You can pull this off but you're going to need a plan and it needs to be clean.

>> No.52943182

convert everything to monero then just go full bitchmade on her, wear a buttplug and moan during sex and dance infront of the mirror while blasting barbie girl. wear her underwear too and ask her how you look

>> No.52943192

>>52940474
This is a copy pasta i've seen it before

>> No.52943870

>>52940474
Moneroshill threads are like Moneros, Ultrastealth.

Stay based monerochad

>> No.52943892

>>52940474

You need to retrain her.

>> No.52943909

>>52940474
I'll help you, but first you need to let me fuck your wife. Infront of you.

>> No.52943959

>>52940474
>I look cuckable? Like how you used to be fuckable