[ 3 / biz / cgl / ck / diy / fa / ic / jp / lit / sci / vr / vt ] [ index / top / reports ] [ become a patron ] [ status ]

/biz/ - Business & Finance


View post   

File: 1.14 MB, 1801x1080, 1663100363950252.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
52939489 No.52939489 [Reply] [Original]

Onlyfrogs edition

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLiOs3-llXq5CGQPNHf_3-nYZ4d_w7OP52

>Financial TV Streams:
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/
http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-fox-business-network-fbn-free-24-7/

>Charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com
https://www.koyfin.com/
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Options
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Pre-Market and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Calendars
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Misc:
https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
https://market24hclock.com/
https://wallmine.com/
https://fintel.io/
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
https://brokerchooser.com/

Previous:

>>52938025

>> No.52939506

Shit day, shit week, shit month, shit year can't wait for it to end

>> No.52939510
File: 755 KB, 3250x1827, Actually_a_semen_demon.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
52939510

FUCK OFF WITH THIS UNDERCOOKED THREAD

>> No.52939511
File: 57 KB, 510x438, 1628988048746.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
52939511

>>52939506
Hear fuckin hear.

>> No.52939512

Well I'm not going to call it a santa rally, but there's clearly a technical bounce ready to happen.

>> No.52939524

I have to find a workshop that can lift a Bentayga so it sits like a Ford Raptor.

>> No.52939523

the entire month will bred, cope and seethe

>> No.52939529
File: 67 KB, 720x679, 1669398462190249.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
52939529

Where is the santa rally, the world wonders?

>> No.52939535
File: 115 KB, 572x305, 019C4E21-5BC9-4BB6-B747-D109352B6011.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
52939535

>>52939506
>monkey brain sees calendar end
>surely things will change now

>> No.52939539
File: 212 KB, 1280x1280, 333.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
52939539

3d Printer is going to PRINT money in the future. These comparnies are so cheap right now....

You know how they will replace Chinese labor? With 3d printers.

>> No.52939545

So ends the last red day of the year. I hope everyone had fun.

>> No.52939552
File: 850 KB, 790x670, Screen Shot 2022-12-19 at 1.00.49 PM.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
52939552

I WANT MY MARKET CRASH

>> No.52939557
File: 39 KB, 400x400, horror.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
52939557

>>52939539
The texture on that """steak""" is abhorrent.

>> No.52939564

>>52939539
That is the single most disgusting thing ive seen since people posted those post op tranny gashes

>> No.52939572
File: 193 KB, 1280x1280, swyxlc7i-1280.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
52939572

>>52939557
You bigot you will eat the MEAT!!!

>> No.52939587

I’m not fond of black people

>> No.52939588

>>52939529
Santa doesn't exist.

>> No.52939594

>Bulls try their damndest to get SPY back above 380
>end the day on 379.99

Nice effort bulls, but we won’t go above 380 again (not counting after hours or futures) for a while

>> No.52939600
File: 149 KB, 800x1066, 1669907308237301.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
52939600

>>52939588
?!

>> No.52939601

>>52939572
I am a bigot and I WILL eat real meat.

>> No.52939603

>>52939588
Rallies dont either

>> No.52939609
File: 105 KB, 750x750, 1656101525110.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
52939609

>>52939529
Got your santa rally right here, bucko.

>> No.52939612
File: 63 KB, 1170x627, 6F999F31-F4D7-4011-8A0F-2879F3A722B7.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
52939612

>USD is showing signs of trouble

>> No.52939614

>>52939600
>>52939588
>>52939557
>>52939539
>>52939523
>>52939506
>>52939489
Samefag

>> No.52939615
File: 266 KB, 620x620, Screenshot 2022-12-19 at 13-02-57 World Economic Forum on LinkedIn 3D printed homes use less energy than traditional methods and at a… 90 comments.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
52939615

>>52939601
But you won't make it because you didn't invest in 3d printer companies.

>> No.52939626

Are you kidding me with the "volume" today?

>> No.52939629

THE GENERATIONAL BOTTOM IS IN!!

SANTA IS HERE!

Hope you bought SPY today cause it will never trade below 380 ever again.

>> No.52939633

immediately dumping after close, kek, baggies

>> No.52939641
File: 572 KB, 596x596, file.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
52939641

>>52939600
weird i just saw this image

>> No.52939644

>>52939615
At this rate, fusion power will be on the market before 3D printers take over manufacturing.

>> No.52939658 [DELETED] 
File: 224 KB, 1284x649, 211A6DA1-0EFD-4335-BF73-AFE33DEB9060.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
52939658

What I’m swinging

I like the SBUX daily to the downside, although that bullish flow for 105 has shaken my confidence.

Saw the AMZN flow pour in late and decided to hop on the train.

>> No.52939654

>>52939572
>Just like the real thing
Why aren't they just culturing the muscle cells instead of using substitutes? What the fuck is the problem with generating real tissue?

>> No.52939659
File: 44 KB, 459x514, 1671143960656093.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
52939659

>>52939512
tactical bounce

>> No.52939668
File: 214 KB, 958x719, 26a5wuvooc421.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
52939668

>>52939529
may be delayed to january, or the week after santa day and new years

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lOMuEIV5N9g

>> No.52939683

>>52939641
Is that from the Czech Republic? Pretty sure I've seen something like that before...

>> No.52939687
File: 150 KB, 1920x1200, __hina_misora_world_cup_and_2_more__6e287ec4b4303ce743132709f746ec68.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
52939687

Ding ding ding! How did it go today anon?

>> No.52939693

>>52939633
>red futures
Bullish. If the market is even slightly green tomorrow at any point I will have made back my losses and then some for this year. If not I will be financially ruined.

>> No.52939698
File: 701 KB, 640x356, HEEM.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
52939698

>>52939687

>> No.52939699
File: 108 KB, 1834x887, whitf.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
52939699

Wanted to buy Whitehaven Coal at $4 but it never came back down. Looked at it again today and realized it had the asset bubble meme chart on the weekly, so I opened a $600 short on it. Expecting to get about $200 profit by feb

>> No.52939702
File: 4 KB, 126x114, 1326413860834.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
52939702

I literally laughed out loud when I checked the markets for today, what the fuck happened in the last ten minutes? Who said what?

>> No.52939708
File: 54 KB, 512x1024, 1645135863550.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
52939708

>>52939687

>> No.52939735
File: 1.72 MB, 2500x1667, 1671125659949446.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
52939735

>>52939687

>> No.52939741

>>52939702
Santa Rally.

>> No.52939743
File: 1.55 MB, 300x300, 1652384989854.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
52939743

>>52939687
-1.94%

>> No.52939766

>>52939539
I HATE THE ANTICHRIST

>> No.52939770
File: 93 KB, 1024x543, 1648661613881.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
52939770

>>52939687
not good....I called a fake dip and bought the dip but then the dip dipped.

>> No.52939783

>>52939743
Poor raccoon

>> No.52939787

>>52939702
0dte puts get closed

>> No.52939794

holy shit EOD pump. SANTA RALLY INCOMING

>> No.52939799

>>52939783
He learned his lesson, presumably
I never will though...

>> No.52939816

did the mods finally start banning the soijack posters? it's a fucking hanukkah miracle

>> No.52939819
File: 2.91 MB, 320x240, Tom.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
52939819

>>52939535
>what is end of year tax loss selling
I have a single stock up 33% this year but managed my index funds to match the market after selling enough to make my taxable income 0. Will be looking to cash out once the new year starts so I don't mess up my tax plans. This market is moving as if money managers waited until the last two weeks of the year for tax positioning.

>> No.52939830

>>52939819
>I have a single stock up 33% this year but managed my index funds to match the market after selling enough to make my taxable income 0
So you're down 33% on another asset? What was the point

>> No.52939839
File: 140 KB, 720x720, 1661453063005499.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
52939839

>>52939816
when will your people pump the market? do they hate santa and thats why theyre crashing it every christmas?

>> No.52939852 [DELETED] 

>>52939794
Dead cat bounce

>> No.52939853
File: 113 KB, 917x917, 9CE368A2-90B4-4B4A-8995-0EB04B7FD51C.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
52939853

>>52939687
Could’ve been better.

I missed the OSTK dip and SILVERGATE AND CARVANA ARENT AT ZERO YET
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>> No.52939859

>>52939770
oh boy
i'd lift that skirt and go to town on that puss

>> No.52939866

>>52939572
>3d printed meat IS REAL MEAT
>3d printed cows are REAL COWS
>printanimal rights ARE animal rights

>> No.52939871

>>52939859
its a guy

>> No.52939897

>>52938917
I want to know more about this SBNY play

>> No.52939900

>>52939830
Other asset is just broad market index fund I'm holding for long term gains tax rate. If it crabs all next year that's not the worst scenario. I have to sell the gains on the single stock before a crash, or before it grows to a point when I need to pay a minimum tax fee of $20k on top of the rate.

>> No.52939913

>>52939871
cope, i called first entry

>> No.52939962

>>52939529
Protip: Santa arrives on Christmas night.

>> No.52939963

>>52939819
Is that even a thing anymore with the wash sale rule?

>> No.52939974

>>52939913
Check the hairy legs,fag

>> No.52939975
File: 5 KB, 215x250, bwu6w.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
52939975

Stupid ass volatility index...

Backwardation isn't even a real word!

>> No.52939976

>>52939963
as long as he buys a different index he'll be fine

>> No.52939984

>>52939853
Ill post my Faye Valentine today after I finally put it on my wall

>> No.52939990

>>52939687
up 7% today, 26% last 7 days

>> No.52939994
File: 173 KB, 558x1007, 1670553518201437.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
52939994

>another red day
bogleheads keep buying

>> No.52940002

>>52939974
My wife has hair on her legs, eastern euros are hairy and theres nothing wrong with that

>> No.52940017

>>52939897
I'm still here, whats up

>> No.52940027
File: 198 KB, 1600x901, 0CCB6B34-D953-4248-8F84-B1A52A1ADB95.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
52940027

I really cant believe what they did to my girl

>> No.52940045
File: 50 KB, 600x600, 1670523000437406.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
52940045

>>52940002
>my wife

>> No.52940055
File: 330 KB, 720x700, image_2022-12-19_163439223.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
52940055

>>52939816
Baggie we need to talk about your religion. It seems to make you a piece of shit. Have you thought about adjusting to being a good person?

>> No.52940057
File: 13 KB, 295x384, a8a7260ecb3e0a2af3ee750447201a201eef345b_hq.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
52940057

>>52939994
We will bounce soon. We are not making new lows until next month for earnings. If we make new lows this month I will stop posting because the bots and quants are clearly scanning this website to ensure the plebs and normies always lose money. That being said we probably bottom on Friday around 365-370 on spy.

>> No.52940071

>>52939871
>>52939974
i investigated it further and it appears i definitely have AIDS now

>> No.52940074

>>52940045
Yeah. That's what I said.

>> No.52940080

is there a term for just trading stocks that you know well?

>> No.52940089
File: 22 KB, 1433x370, Screenshot 2022-12-19 213705.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
52940089

>>52939990
feels good bros

>> No.52940090
File: 1.44 MB, 424x640, 1669579555714660.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
52940090

>> No.52940093

>>52940080
Retail schmuck

>> No.52940094

>>52940055
>thinks its about religion with them
lol. lmao
they've always been about race
they basically invented the earliest forms of racism

>> No.52940098

Will I get a $8 TQQQ to slurp?

>> No.52940108
File: 145 KB, 851x1220, 1652707709555.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
52940108

>>52940057
end of year there is always all kind of funky trading. tax selling, then there is fund balancing as large funds have very strict rules what they have to complete before year end those will hit last 2 weeks of year

>> No.52940120

>dumping more in aftermarket

>> No.52940134
File: 1 KB, 176x24, Screenshot 2022-12-19 214037.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
52940134

>>52940120
>balance goes up
>not even short anything

>> No.52940144
File: 2.95 MB, 576x1024, 1665191003133356.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
52940144

Boglechads what are you holding?

>> No.52940147

>>52940144
>BITCH I'M TRYNNA EAT ICE CREAM

>> No.52940152
File: 25 KB, 359x359, 1671053715537618.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
52940152

Well this is a bit more red than i anticipated. It is too cold outside. Sitting at -18 burger here. I am listening to french rap on radio.
>frenchy french rappy french BIG BOOTY frenchy french BAD BITCH frenchafrench
Captcha 8AGASS

>> No.52940156
File: 120 KB, 540x330, tumblr_puj1c4TJeM1xlv8m3o5_540.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
52940156

>>52940120
we go blood green tmw

>> No.52940169

>>52940156
is that guy using a ziptie as a bracelet?

>> No.52940172
File: 154 KB, 774x1024, 20210212_174722.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
52940172

People who scream at every 0.1% move on the indexes, should be called tapeworms, because they are obsessed with the tape (and because they are parasite speculators).

>> No.52940183

>>52940172
I cannot imagine the life of a day trader. I'm buying up real estate at a 25% discount this year and its comfy as hell.

>> No.52940184

>>52939539
Aleph Farms, you say? What an interesting name

>> No.52940186

>>52940055
i'm sorry. i will try to make some adjustments to my behavior and do what it takes to be a good person.

>> No.52940189

>>52940156
>blood green
Xenomorphsisters...

>> No.52940193

Whats the outlook on dwac?

>> No.52940199
File: 266 KB, 599x602, 1670920765645041.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
52940199

These past threads haven been mostly bulls coping.

>> No.52940202

guys my niece goes by they/them now

It's over

>> No.52940212

>>52940199
>dude this is TOTALLY the end of the fed raising rates so things are going to up
>okay yes the fed said they are going to keep raising rates but they actually just won't
>they won't okay?
>I was wrong before? I know this time is different.. it.. it just is!

>> No.52940213
File: 1.87 MB, 1200x900, 1671288618133657.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
52940213

>>52940172
2nded for tapeworms.
Brilliant name.
>spy down 1%
>puts stay flat

>> No.52940223

>>52939489
>>52940193
Will dwac plummet if trump is indited?

>> No.52940229

>>52940202
Have you tried being a little more understanding? So what if they want to use they/them pronouns?

>> No.52940237

>>52939512
We are below all technical support levels

>> No.52940238

>>52940202
It is your duty as a uncle to teach her it’s just a phase and that she is a lady

>> No.52940241

>>52940229
we are going to crash through 3000 now

>> No.52940244

>>52940199
i just want a technical bounce. im not very good at swing trading and got in way too early so i end up having to hold for a long time.

>> No.52940262
File: 25 KB, 344x344, DdRYxGBVAAAaZrg.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
52940262

>>52940108
There is no volume today.

nobody is selling
There is no selling pressure
only Ponzi A & B trade back&forth
walking down the price ladder
to shakeout weak-hand bulls &
to dupe more doomers into shorting the hole

>> No.52940263

>>52940229
OI VEY

>> No.52940271
File: 99 KB, 1061x609, 1670549797524974.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
52940271

>GME has finished the day below $20
>this is the first time it's happened since the meme pump began
according to the gme cult the $20 was supposed to be a mathematically impossible floor that would never be broken

>> No.52940272
File: 388 KB, 821x939, 1670668131521692.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
52940272

>>52940238
Why do I think the advice is implying the involvement of an adult dick?

>> No.52940284

>>52940262
yea well you're a glowie and your job is to be right enough, then spectacularly wrong when it counts, so ya know, kys

>> No.52940291

>>52940272
Because you are pozzed mentally ill faggot

>> No.52940292
File: 44 KB, 640x509, bucket-shop.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
52940292

>>52940172
kek they called them that in the 1900's, read "Reminiscences of a Stock Operator"

>> No.52940303

>>52939529
just coal for the bad children

>> No.52940317
File: 6 KB, 200x193, bobo-looking-back-justd-thumbnail.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
52940317

bobros i shorted europe thinking it will go down but its still green... how should i cope? pls respond

>> No.52940324

>>52940271
look at the charts retard, this is the 3rd time it's closed below 20 this year and it basically doubled within unironically just two weeks both times previous
also literally no one cares about gme in this thread, i hope you get fired for shilling in the wrong place

>> No.52940325

>>52940262
>>52940284
hmm who to trust, the schizo or the kpop?

>> No.52940329

>>52940303
Santa invested all the money he was going to use for the Santa rally with FTX and now Christmas is cancelled.

>> No.52940345

>>52940317
I ordered a CD from Europe over two weeks ago, and it still hasn't arrived. I too am upset at Europe

>> No.52940350
File: 1.14 MB, 888x730, F954CEF7-09C3-47D3-B11E-F46F9A28316A.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
52940350

>>52940238
It starts off not so bad, then…

>> No.52940359
File: 206 KB, 843x559, thotlet.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
52940359

>>52940169
former prisoner and former aztec princess

>> No.52940371
File: 9 KB, 378x412, au8kt-0y9n4-001.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
52940371

>>52940292
kek look at that fence in the background to keep the goys out.

>> No.52940394

>>52940350
Hot

>> No.52940400
File: 2.16 MB, 320x320, 1666684677187473.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
52940400

>>52940359
Is that a chameleon?
>futures

>> No.52940409
File: 730 KB, 973x550, Screen-Shot-2022-08-10-at-1.16.33-PM.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
52940409

>>52940189

>> No.52940450

>>52940400
o no
o no no
o god no

>> No.52940465

>>52940400
that frog is literally me

>> No.52940473

>>52940317
Double down

>> No.52940476
File: 2.99 MB, 1728x936, yousonofabitch.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
52940476

>>52940409
If it bleeds, we can kill it.
>Wait, fuck.

>> No.52940477

>>52939984
DO IT

>> No.52940479

>>52940400
Rare Apu

>> No.52940497

>>52940476
Footage of Rocker and Scoops at the /smg/ Vegas Meetup

>> No.52940506
File: 294 KB, 395x341, chief coffee.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
52940506

>>52940229
Its actually incredible how Baggie is a Jew and immediately responds with the most Jewish thing imaginable. Its fascinating. I wonder if Aliens study this.
Fascinating but also incredibly disturbing.

>> No.52940519

>>52940017
Not sure yet. Maybe more details on their stable coin, exchange, and cre exposure. And if there are any expected catalysts.

>> No.52940582
File: 7 KB, 222x227, pepe.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
52940582

>go in /k/
>go in military recruitment thread
>post so many redpills it makes a recruiter have a mental breakdown
>come back to smg
>shit on bulls
>profit off my puts

Another day another dolla

>> No.52940596
File: 57 KB, 400x426, the-predators-camouflage-lets-him-sneak-attack-and-then-disappear.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
52940596

>>52940476
Tomorrow we bleed up.
They'll never see it coming.
Tfw 80s movies feels more Xmassy than modern lgbt Santa.

>> No.52940612
File: 103 KB, 250x201, 1617504538005.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
52940612

LET THE MUSIC GUIDE YOU
https://youtu.be/C7nIxBoyYAI

>> No.52940625

I smell a crypto dump

>> No.52940636
File: 1.37 MB, 273x198, 1669594605625565.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
52940636

>>52940582
>post so many redpills it makes a recruiter have a mental breakdown

>> No.52940671
File: 186 KB, 842x480, 1671125370600853.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
52940671

I bought today.

>> No.52940682
File: 132 KB, 1284x1368, 109F5127-E0CA-49BE-9132-C28C868398F0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
52940682

>>52940350
Do you..um… have any more of these?

>> No.52940686

>>52940582
Based if true but link the thread. /k/ is unusable since the slavs started going at it I wont go there.

>> No.52940689
File: 101 KB, 1232x697, fixd.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
52940689

>>52940671
You people are hopeless. What do you not get about raising rates?

>> No.52940703
File: 566 KB, 2494x1798, 1651108689070.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
52940703

>warner bros closed -6.66%

>> No.52940720
File: 177 KB, 600x390, purposefully.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
52940720

>>52940689
I just don't care.

>> No.52940739
File: 226 KB, 550x550, 1657736735139.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
52940739

>>52940671
me too

>> No.52940741

>>52940519
their RE portfolio is basically only CRE
they wont publicly list their clients but in their earnings calls they said they bank 10 exchanges, probably less now lol, and 3(i think?) stablecoins. supposedly one is USDC

>> No.52940756
File: 73 KB, 851x471, 1619390285365.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
52940756

>crypto
HERE IT COMES

>> No.52940761

>>52940739
Bought $1000 of VT and FSRNX

>> No.52940780
File: 375 KB, 1170x785, 004382BA-37F7-48D7-9C24-25641DA9A5EE.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
52940780

>>52940686
It’s still up there kek
Just keep making fun of recruiters and you’ll get some real laughs

>> No.52940791

Hey bros should I spend some of my LLC money to rack up some more tax write-offs before the year ends? I have like 15k just sitting around.

>> No.52940792
File: 31 KB, 828x485, FkXV1lzUEAAcd3-.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
52940792

Bonds.....

>> No.52940795

>>52940582
>>go in /k/
>>go in military recruitment thread
>>post so many redpills it makes a recruiter have a mental breakdown

Cringe

>>come back to smg
>>shit on bulls
>>profit off my puts

Based

>> No.52940862

>>52940795
What do you mean?
Shitting on zogbots is based anon

>> No.52940865

>>52940792
the big tittie flop is among us
sus

>> No.52940887
File: 330 KB, 996x993, bullish.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
52940887

>>52940792
So that was after the crash of '08? Bullish

>> No.52940889

>>52940792
What is the significance of this? I know "OW" is "offer wanted"

>> No.52940909

>>52940889
Overweighted dork

>> No.52940917

>>52940887
bonds aren't safe anymore

>> No.52940920

>>52940792
Happened after the crash. Bullish

>> No.52940930
File: 938 KB, 768x768, 1668142162217688.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
52940930

>>52940792
Could it be....

>> No.52940938

>>52940917
What the fuck is safe besides guns and rice/beans?

>> No.52940955

>>52940909
I have a hard time wrapping my mind around the relationship between bonds and the market. Haven't bonds pretty much taken a shit all year too?

>> No.52940975
File: 487 KB, 636x589, fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
52940975

>>52940938
>ric/beans
Nobody tell him about the beaners

>> No.52940977

>>52940955
They are supposed to be inverse, but the secret is that inflation fucks everything. Only ibonds, tips, or people that fled to the energy sector are positive

>> No.52940981
File: 40 KB, 511x671, 1645266362909.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
52940981

*ahem*
>futures

>> No.52941003
File: 1.51 MB, 500x355, 171376.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
52941003

>>52940792
bond paper is highly shorter depending which one. people believe rates will increase but when the squeeze begings bonds will rally again and rates collapse

>> No.52941012
File: 147 KB, 567x810, 1671477371534226.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
52941012

Can someone tell me when I can buy the SOXS again? I took profit today

>> No.52941024

>>52940156
>bloodgreen
is that one of those days where the market and the VIX simultaneously pump? happened last week.

>> No.52941040
File: 199 KB, 868x679, xmas came early.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
52941040

well i decided to splurge on one of these bad boys and i do not regret it one bit

>> No.52941042
File: 332 KB, 600x579, feelsok.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
52941042

ate my first solid meal in 3 days
also up $3k today

>> No.52941048
File: 12 KB, 236x295, 7f55d356d47f70d223dec15bc294c4fe.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
52941048

>>52940887
Ding Ding Ding.DING!!!!!


That is when S&P bottomed in 2009.....

>> No.52941101

>>52941040
mozzie sticks and pizza sauce on burgers is god tier. I fucking love that shit but homemade burgers not fast food

>> No.52941108
File: 45 KB, 400x419, 1632526570343.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
52941108

>>52941040
You actually paid money for that?

>> No.52941126

>>52941101
>""homemade"" burgers he typed out as he bought the ingredients that come from the same processing plants as fast food

>> No.52941129

>>52940057
Santa rally, there is no reason to keep going down. I mean for fuck's sake the market rarely does more than 5 red daily candles in a row. The opinions of people who opened shorts literally today are not necessary.

>> No.52941135

>>52941048
>>52940887
>circled the 09 data point showing the peak
>there are clearly data points earlier in 08 showing bonds were overweight
>this is our first instance of bonds being OW
This chart says literally nothing. If anything it says the bottom isn't in yet.

>> No.52941144
File: 119 KB, 1370x760, BONDS.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
52941144

>>52941048
Markets went up. after 2009 April.

>> No.52941152

>>52941135
Also when people say "bonds" they usually mean something like BND which makes me want to vomit

>> No.52941182

so the markets have not significantly increased in 2 years now, is there a reason to put any money into besides shorting at this point?

>> No.52941184
File: 10 KB, 240x240, 1664480116483412.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
52941184

>>52941152
for me it's TMF

>> No.52941189
File: 62 KB, 457x494, 1664490601984903.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
52941189

>>52941108
please share secret
how to get burg for free?

>> No.52941202

>>52941184
EDV or bust

>> No.52941209

>>52941144
The 2008 and 2020 bottoms are literally worthless for any kind of analysis because the patterns were created by hyperprinting. If they hyperprint again the entire global fiat system explodes.

>> No.52941217

>>52941101
>Hamburger Patties: Ground Beef, Salt.
Wendy's meat is quite good, no filler and never frozen.
>>52941108
Good money. 88g of protein in one package. Unbeatable.

>> No.52941223

>>52941209
2008 was the financial crisis zoomer

>> No.52941229

>>52941209
>if
more like when, and that's why you want to own stocks and real estate when they do.

>> No.52941241

>>52941184
>>52941202
A word of advice: Yellen's drawing down the TGA to avoid brinkmanship during the impending debt ceiling debate. When the ceiling gets raised, run.

>> No.52941248

>>52941229
Reit index is down 25% for the year despite record setting FFO for most of them. You wanna buy now, full disclosure no shit I hold it

>> No.52941258
File: 97 KB, 712x584, her.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
52941258

>>52941048
the movie i'm watching right now has her in it, wtf?

>> No.52941265

>>52941241
those Washington fuckers are so annoying

>> No.52941290
File: 122 KB, 747x420, 1667766267323441.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
52941290

>futures

>> No.52941293

Financial question here:
If I withdraw a couple hundred dollars from my checking account at an ATM every week, to pay for therapy, will my bank report that to the IRS and would that raise any red flags? I don't want to deal with them. Asking for a friend.

>> No.52941297

>>52941152
>>52941184
Funnily enough the way bonds traded this year JNK was the better buy. Debtmaxxed zombie-cos have a better return than the US Treasury in a time of panic/uncertainty

>> No.52941314

>>52941293
>hundreds
Go ahead

>> No.52941317

>>52941297
Credit rating is idiosyncratic risk long term

>> No.52941328

>>52941293
what the fuck are you talking about, how would the bank report your $200 withdrawals to the IRS? retard

>> No.52941335
File: 62 KB, 419x419, 1639083777887.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
52941335

>>52941293
get a load of this guy, he thinks he can just withdraw his own money without the IRS knowing

>> No.52941343

>>52941314
Thanks, I'll tell my friend
>>52941328
Well, I hardly ever withdraw actual cash. If I suddenly start withdrawing the same amount every week, that would look suspicious
>>52941335
I know, this is why my friend is crazy and needs therapy

>> No.52941351

>>52941328
How? They have forms and API portals and shit.

Will they? No, because it's only $600+ *deposits* that they snitch about. That, any activity over $10k, and $9999 deposits because those look like structuring.

>> No.52941383

>>52941343
Start withdrawing it in 1s and work your way up to the large bills to avoid suspicion

>> No.52941384

>>52941351
>>52941343
they literally do not care about anything that is less than $10000. and even then this only triggers an internal report.
before some nerd corrects me yes they could POTENTIALLY care if youre coming in every day depositing $9999 every day

>> No.52941385

>>52941293
Nothing...Yellens coming for your venmo though

>> No.52941415

>>52941385
I remember when the left was cheering the extra 16,000 IRS agents thinking they would go after the wealthy

lol, lmao evem

>> No.52941428

>>52941343
withdraw $300 at a time, then go spend $100 at a strip club. they might not follow up w/ you if they see that.

>> No.52941430

>>52941415
>16,000 IRS
87,000 I think, its a literal standing army of agents

>> No.52941435

>>52941428
>$100
>strip club
You need more than that,nowadays

>> No.52941437

>>52941383
$2 bills are also good for this, and use a random # generator to ask tellers for exact amounts like $370.56

>> No.52941440

>>52941428
Honestly, a strip club might be more cost effective than therapy...

>> No.52941441

>open trading platform
>im down again
>close app
it cant be that easy can it?

>> No.52941447

Why did we dump again?
What happened to le santa rally?

>> No.52941450
File: 26 KB, 400x400, 1656381507395.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
52941450

>>52941435
i haven't been to one in 20 years

>> No.52941455
File: 287 KB, 615x820, 1647189350970.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
52941455

>>52941447
>santa rally
It's happening atm,you're shorting right?

>> No.52941469

gamma exposure moved further negative today

>> No.52941482

>>52941450
wait, how old are you?

>> No.52941489

>>52941469
does this mean the forest is quiet? do the tigers still sleep?

>> No.52941492
File: 13 KB, 882x758, 1646390844151.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
52941492

>>52941482
old enough

>> No.52941509
File: 39 KB, 500x500, 1646688526908.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
52941509

>>52941450
Well,what's stopping you?

>> No.52941526

>>52941489
it means volatility will increase
and due to the holiday week there will even less liquidity than usual
so increased volatility + decreased liquidity = more downside very easy
very little option positioning that would cause buying to drive a rally
if there's a sell off, there is nothing to stop it essentially
if there's very high gamma exposure, if there's a sell off MM needs to buy stock, or if it's rallying too hard they need to sell stock (acting as brakes)

>> No.52941547
File: 2.14 MB, 1320x1080, image.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
52941547

so what happens tomorrow anons

>> No.52941550

>futures

OOOOO0OOOOOOOOO000OoooOooo

>> No.52941558

>>52941526
it is also possible that due to the no brakes + low liquidity if we rally we'll rally hard
can work both ways

>> No.52941560
File: 47 KB, 148x514, Holdings - Till I Die.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
52941560

So another day. Another day of doom!. Annalist are saying the bottom of the S&P will be 3200 by end of 2023. Works for me. The cheaper it gets, the more I can bag each month via my 401k and SWPPX. I placed my bagging orders this morning before I left for work. I spent the whole afternoon asleep at my desk to be honest so I dunno what the hell happened.

>> No.52941562
File: 245 KB, 1100x740, 0566810195628.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
52941562

>>52941550
>green futures
You know what happens next.

>> No.52941568

>>52941547
Tomorrow is THE pivot!

>> No.52941570
File: 692 KB, 1600x960, 1662604103738936.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
52941570

>>52941562
Back go crabbing

>> No.52941580
File: 3.69 MB, 500x500, 1640395974991.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
52941580

>>52941526
cool thanks for the info

>> No.52941583

>>52941547
I find out if the 1000 OXY shares I got today at 61.85 was a mistake

>> No.52941592
File: 1.51 MB, 720x480, 1668380348050444.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
52941592

>futures

>> No.52941593 [DELETED] 
File: 410 KB, 1920x1440, Doll.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
52941593

>futures

>> No.52941609
File: 79 KB, 2958x322, 22.12.19.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
52941609

so far so good

>> No.52941644

i felt so upset this morning. still pretty new to the interface and i accidentally set up a trigger action to sell at loss... luckily it was nothing significant and i can easily get that money back but i sure did learn something. to double check that i have the correct values in all boxes

>> No.52941647

>>52941526
why would anyone think a rally would happen during a holiday, when people are away from the market doing family/holiday stuff? santa rally is the dumbest meme of the market.

>> No.52941649

>>52941609
what broker is that? or is it TV

>> No.52941650

>>52941592
how can this doggo even survived this?

>> No.52941657
File: 555 KB, 1644x1518, FkXoV8aagAUEa-o.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
52941657

Bros, why did AMZN get so fucked up today? Stock price is at $84, the lowest its been so far...

If it wasn't for the fake and gay pumps from the CPI and FOMC meetings last week, it would be down to $70 right now.

>> No.52941659

>>52940792
This is the first time in 15 years yields have been worth holding. By March 2009, the fed had already been lowering rates for 18 months. The fed hasn't even started.
midwits gonna get HOOKED by this

>> No.52941663
File: 1.84 MB, 900x506, 1640929572598.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
52941663

>>52941650
Dogs are naturally lucky

>> No.52941724 [DELETED] 

>>52941657
Riding those 84 puts, think we see even lower. That AAPL sell off was telling.

>> No.52941736

>>52941724
AAPL has been the only thing holding up the market. Once it goes, it's over, and it's going to be soon

>> No.52941744 [DELETED] 

>>52941736
AAPL IS the market

>> No.52941749
File: 160 KB, 464x576, 1667094360752294.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
52941749

>>52941650
It was on snow, if it was on rocks doggo would be not ok. If it was on a park bench not so much even more so. Its kindof like the spy. Where the spy is on rocks rather than snow.

>> No.52941769
File: 213 KB, 979x640, 1671157367456440.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
52941769

>Futures

>> No.52941780
File: 1.05 MB, 300x242, 1646693868532.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
52941780

>yields

>> No.52941782

>>52941592
Fed_Chasing_2Y.webm

>> No.52941783

>GME had 1.7 billion in cash last year
>only 800 million left
>revenue is more negative than it was last year
How is this company not heading for bankruptcy?

>> No.52941788
File: 205 KB, 936x1200, 1660311986045211.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
52941788

>>52941769

>> No.52941800

>>52941649
tv sim account
new earnings strategy i am trying

>> No.52941813

>>52941783
Why do people think the bonds of a 122% debt-to-GDP nation are a safe haven? Faith is a powerful and profitable thing in markets.

>> No.52941829

>>52941657
i like how apple is all of "consumer electronics"

>> No.52941840

>>52941813
Did you just compare the reserve currency of the global super power backed by the strongest military the human race has ever seen

To a fucking video game store that tried to sell NFTs?

>> No.52941850
File: 677 KB, 657x1024, 1663792754341941.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
52941850

>>52941788

>> No.52941861

>>52939489
we can't have FIVE down days in a row right? During Santa week? right? right?

>> No.52941877

>>52941861
In some timezones, Santa has already finishes his run

>> No.52941885
File: 21 KB, 317x432, 1651976439557.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
52941885

>>52941861
Santa wears red.

>> No.52941895

>>52941840
Yes. Really the only difference between a meme dilution of shares to raise another billion for vidya and a treasury auction to scam a trillion bucks from bond Boomers in order to provide Africa with broadband is a matter of scale. The money's gone forever from the wallets of dopes.

>> No.52941906

>>52941895
This is why everything thinks you retards are a cult

>> No.52941913

>>52941861
We will be red until 2030

>> No.52941926

>>52941906
I'm in neither the GME cult nor the "we'll totally be paid back the real value of these treasury bonds PLUS interest! America can't fail!" cult.

But I can tell you both of them will be quite puzzled by 2023's price action.

>> No.52941948
File: 216 KB, 717x960, 1669815705873535.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
52941948

unironically bros how much blood is okay to be in your stool before you go to the hospital? Asking for a friend.
Also I was really hoping for a santa rally today.

>> No.52941954

>>52941861
this is true, its against the law. tomorrow will be a short squeeze just above my buy in price of TQQQ.

>> No.52941985
File: 425 KB, 680x576, 663.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
52941985

>This is why everything thinks you retards are a cult

>> No.52942042
File: 206 KB, 1828x995, Capture.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
52942042

Looks like we got a new record holder. Wonder how long it'll stick

>> No.52942048

>>52940184
Fuck, you made me look it up. (((They))) truly have a hand in everything. Their vision for our future is so twisted.

>> No.52942054
File: 66 KB, 579x439, 1620786082495.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
52942054

CAUSE WE CAN START A REVOLUTION
YOU AND ME
I SAY WE START A REVOLUTION
JUST YOU AND ME

https://youtu.be/TWwIztjs29Y

>> No.52942057

>>52941926
every single week one of you retards comes in here thinking youre the smartest guy in the room saying some dumb shit about how the us will never be able to pay its debts
you work at a fucking glass factory in indiana and didnt go to college shut the fuck up
you dont understand anything
stop posting
retard

>> No.52942078
File: 21 KB, 399x400, 1666128657209357.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
52942078

>>52942042
>short positions on nickel
christ almighty chang gg

>> No.52942087

>>52942057
I'm sorry your TMF has started really eating shit again today, but it's a feeling you should probably get used to.

>> No.52942101
File: 2.61 MB, 1280x720, 1647798960171.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
52942101

>>52941948
What color is the blood?

>> No.52942106
File: 136 KB, 303x372, Punished Bill Hwang.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
52942106

>>52942042
>>52942078
>Someone trying to steal Margin Man's crown
We need him back. For one last score.

>> No.52942114

>>52942101
Furries get the rope

>> No.52942115
File: 124 KB, 1202x2048, Fj9tBYUUcAEDPma.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
52942115

doordashed some red lobster for dinner

life is good

>> No.52942123

>>52941209
>If

>> No.52942159

how ((They)) let stocktwits make money this cant be happening. Teyve lost control of the market. This is worse than them having control, no one has control.

>> No.52942163

>>52942087
you dont even understand how bonds work

>> No.52942164

>>52940371
It's too keep them IN.

>> No.52942174

>>52942101
bright red.

>> No.52942179
File: 189 KB, 966x555, rip.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
52942179

oh no santa rally bros..

>> No.52942185

>>52942115
Last night I drove 30 miles to get dinner at a place that would give me bonus credit card points

>> No.52942188

>>52942042
The Nickel short should honestly have been number one. The LME saw what was happening and put up the safety barriers and rolled back a week worth of market action to stabilize the market.

>> No.52942192

>>52942174
its called hemorrhoids and you better get used to it

literally see blood every time i wipe for the past 3 years
went to the doctor and did a colonoscopy, it was nothing serious.

>> No.52942195
File: 3.96 MB, 640x640, 1668133186250105.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
52942195

>>52942179

>> No.52942197

>>52942179
good good keep shorting, cramer knows youre inversing him.

>> No.52942212

>>52942042
Thats fucking insane

>> No.52942216

>>52942197
Cramer has, at best, ever been a first order thinker about markets.

>> No.52942219

>>52942163
Sure I do. You're paying 100 bucks now to get 140 bucks in 10 years. 140 bucks that'll have a real value of 60 bucks.

Is that a default? No. Is it a scam? Yes.

>> No.52942223
File: 33 KB, 1005x342, Screenshot 2022-12-19 at 16-23-37 Charts suggest the market is poised for an August rebound Jim Cramer says.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
52942223

>>52942179
>>52942179

He predicted the august rally. Just saying...

>> No.52942229

>>52942192
it isn't every time. Might be a fissure, scared to go to the doctor because I haven't taken the vaccine.

>> No.52942234
File: 2.51 MB, 3500x2333, 64DB1C14-29F9-4971-9EBB-882FA7D37263.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
52942234

>>52942192
>Billy Mays here with new Chipotlaway to get the blood out of your underpants when you eat Chipotle!

>> No.52942235

>>52942106
Adjusted for '08 dollars JPM/Morgan Stanley still are the kings of the losses.

>> No.52942247

New

>>52942242
>>52942242

>> No.52942252
File: 338 KB, 720x405, 1e5.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
52942252

>>52942223
The first two weeks were up but august was red overall

>> No.52942262

>>52942188
they blew up the entire worth of the company from that incident and had to be bailed out by a communist government. it was a $4billion company that ended facing $8bill in loses. they went all in and lost badly.

>> No.52942270
File: 1.87 MB, 4032x2268, 20201227_105507.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
52942270

>>52940400
Judging by his hands i would say that it is indeed a chameleon

>> No.52942283

>>52941293

Use XMR Monero. There are online therapists who take it. Then, you can be your true self and show your power level, without Jews-psychiatrists prescribing you meds to subdue you.

>> No.52942285

>>52942252
nigga yous dumbs. forreal.

>> No.52942287

>>52942174
https://my.clevelandclinic.org/health/symptoms/14612-rectal-bleeding

>> No.52942374

>>52942216
Dumbass he literally said he is paid by big money to shill stocks to get bag holders. They arent retarded, they know people inverse them.

>> No.52942393

>>52942283
Nobody takes monero lol I knew some retard would say that
POST the proof and I'll send you 50 link

>> No.52942400

>>52942374
but boomers don't inverse him. How can they win?

>> No.52942401

>>52942285
rude, and wrong too

>> No.52942530

>>52942229
Just go to the doctor. Wear a double mask, with HEPA filter (vacuum cleaner bag is what I use for my HEPA filter) if you're scared. Docs are all masked, you'll be fine. They won't pressure you to get vaccinated either, if you're firm.

>t unvaxxed and still masked social distancing neet, never gonna take it either

>> No.52942537

>>52942393

https://xmr-psychologist.com/

Sorry, I don't have crypto wallet. Merry Christmas.

>> No.52943009

>>52942537
Honestly I'm still too afraid to contact any therapists anyway.

>> No.52943056

>>52940292
Everything old is new again...

>> No.52943121
File: 55 KB, 602x501, lmao 1 hour.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
52943121

>>52941012
Kek I tried to check how deadly that bar was supposed to be and I got absolutely confounded by all the different ways radioactive materials are measured.
I wish someone would just make a layman's measure that was equivalent to how many hours you can be near the thing without getting sick.

>> No.52943335

>>52942530
>Mask
Does nothing and everyone knows it
>Unvaxxed
You have a functioning immune system, why are you worried?

>> No.52943738

>>52941570
source on the backtest?

>> No.52943752

>>52943738
Nope

>> No.52944439
File: 129 KB, 1114x789, 1671495652359514.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
52944439

Well well well

>> No.52944544

>>52942537
>use anonymous cryptocurrency to pay for therapy
LMAO what the fuck

>> No.52944944

>>52939654
Not goysloppy/clownworld enough

>> No.52945580

>>52941450
I haven't been to one since 1992.

>> No.52946094

>>52944439

we're doomed