/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>52926233
Still comfy waitin' and holdin'.

>Summary

GameStop Info
>Complete corporate revamp by Ryan Cohen
>Ongoing hiring of specialists of e-commerce, UI, UX, blockchain and supply chain operations
>Debt free with positive increases and reductions (see ER); $1.042 billion cash and cash equivalents on hand + high inventory
>NFT marketplace beta launched

DRS & Computershare
>71.8 (17.95) million shares DRS'd by Oct. 29th, 2022
>Previously 71.3 (17.825) M shares by end of Jul. 30th 2022, 50.8 (12.7) Apr. 30th 22, 35.6 (8.9) by Jan. 29th 22
>and 20.8 (5.2) by Oct. 30th 2021

Unfuddable
>Shorts never closed and there exists more fakes than real shares
>'MOASS' is a matter of time

Further information can found by reading the OP or DYOR!
Reply to this pasta for any confusion.

WGAMI!

Other news/reminders:
Thursday RRP: 2,123.995B, 98P = 21.673B per (roughly)
Friday RRP: 2,126.540B, 100P = 21.2654B per

www.rosenlegal.com/media/casestudy/2289_Robinhood%20-%20Initial%20Complaint%20-%20Market%20Manipulation%204835-8623-1514%20v.2.pdf
>GME shorted percentage of float as of Jan. 15th, 2021: 226.42%
storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.uscourts.flsd.590042/gov.uscourts.flsd.590042.416.0.pdf
>HF and broker class action lawsuit evidence
www.sec.gov/files/staff-report-equity-options-market-struction-conditions-early-2021.pdf
>SEC GME/meme stocks report
>
investor.gamestop.com/node/19826/html
>Four-for-One Stock Split - Form of a stock dividend
>(Record: Jul 18, 2022; Dist. on 21st AH)
investor.gamestop.com/node/19701/html
>22 Proxy Statement: Stock given in comp will be issued as RSUs that vest in quarterly increments over 4 years.
nft.gamestop.com/games
>Web3 Games open on Marketplace
https://news.gamestop.com/node/19941/html
https://news.gamestop.com/node/19946/html
>FY22 Q3 Earnings 8-K/10-Q

https://pdfhost.io/v/05TEEk3U6_MOV_GME_Comparison_Doc
>100 page comparison DD

Please don't feed spammers and sliders.

kek dumbfuck baggies

>>52926233
>>52926255
>>52926238
checked and kekked baker-sama

>>52926253
you wish you were us

WAGMI

now that's a bake

Happy Hanukkah /GME/

Will RC tweet about Hanukkah as well?

I'm going to fuck Citadel.

>>52926279
Man, I loved lemmings. Such a great game.

>>52926279
BIG D!

>>52926253
How was the world cup?

Anyone play anything interesting lately? I can't seem to enjoy them as much as I used to.

>>52926279

Santa pls gib me big booba and big MOASS for Christmas. I have been a very good boy this year thanks.

>>52926297
Such a weird manga. Concept was brilliant and the some of the missions were brilliant (Osaka and Rome especially), but too much fan service and disjointed storylines like Kei's brother and the vampires, and the final part just seemed rushed af

>>52926495
You've sowed the seeds of goodness and the fruits of your labor bear fruit.

>>52926478
I'm in a rut too and mostly play Insurgency Sandstorm, TF2, and emulate Smash Brawl.

For me, it's $800 split theory
>News calls it "dilution"
>Too complicated for normies to understand
>I still buy tendies

Post MOASS I'm going to kiss so many tight tummies and there's nothing you Eight Days Of Candle Lighting Hedgies can do about it.

WAGMI

>>52926233
Bake check

>>52926524
it's based but i hate nge so

>>52926279
Can someone pass those friend potatoes?

sirs I took laxatives out of fun and now I tummy hurts how can I profit from this on the GameStop NFT marketplace?

You think this could go to 2k without a squeeze?

>>52926233
Checked

>>52926614
600 billion market cap for jpgs and funky pops?

WAGMI

>>52926614
Are you asking if a squeeze is required for it to reach 2k or higher, or are you asking if the hedgies could still halt the price back down after hitting 2K before getting compeltely liquidated?

>>52926614
At 2k a share I would have 2 million dollars. I just don't see it

>>52926578
Absolute top of this so called squeeze play is $560 USD dollar, so no

>>52926279
If BIG D was really the voice of the investors, why did he ignore all the questions about MLP in the recent interview?

How did he even come to power anyway, he seemed to just appear out of nowhere?

I'm starting to nootice that somethin' just ain't right with this boi.

>>52926705
That's because he used to work at Citadel

>>52926688
That's 2k pre-split, which is pretty good. I would only have half a milly at that price though

>>52926705
>somethin' just ain't right with this boi.
your "noticing" has been noticed

you baggiess ready for sub $20 next week? Think of your copeposts now.

>>52926806
Imagine how hard we'll slurp at sub $20 prices. The float will be entirely locked by next year. Whew.

Kek shills

>>52926806
>it won't break 15
>if it goes to 10 then expect cohen to double his position
>5 dollars is a good price for gamestop to buy back shares
>1 dollar a share isn't bad, once this squeezes 20 dollars will turn to 20m
>under a buck, shorts are fucked at this point
>okay it's getting delisted, but dont give up, we got them where we want them
>anyone want to buy my computershare account? it has 200 shares of GME

>>52926541
>>52926478
Play Ori and the Will of the wisps. It’s the second game in the series but trust me it’s vastly superior. Played it last year when I quit my job thinking moass was around the corner. Kek good times.

>>52926867
deer anon, I would trust you with my life.

>>52926279
happy hanukkah to all /biz/ jews. you guys are my favorite enemies. enjoy that horded goy money because soon it's over for you.

>>52926905
right there with you buddy
i get a lil chub when ever he posts

>>52926905
>>52926937
lel

>>52926869
I have both. I should play them after pikmin 3

I wish it would MOASS already so my real life can begin. I'm getting old frens

>>52924051
>>52924087
>>52924193
Kys faggots
>>52924263
Notice that all three of these shills are people who still insist on avatarfagging after all this time, one of which was pushing BBBY not too long ago

>>52927034
Nvm I’m retarded. They’re all the same faggot. Still tho

kek stupid fucking faggot hedgies

Look at these cunts spotted at the World Cup. I bet they sucked each other off after the game.

>>52927121
Bros, Kenny looks really happy there. He's having a great time. He's out enjoying concerts too. He also legitimately looks better than that interview where he was all red faced and swollen-looking. Did he find a way out?

OH NIGGERFAGGOT, WHERE ARE YOU? YOUR BAN IS OVER SO COME OUT AND PLAY. AREN’T YOU DYING TO TELL US HOW WRONG WE ARE ABOUT YOU BEING DANIEL WANG / OPINION_IS_UNPOPULAR?

>>52927121
is that kenny?

Volume past few weeks highest ever in coinbase history. Crypto never crashing
Stock market never crashing
Gme crashing through $20 this week!

>>52927140
The OIP thing has been debunked

>>52927144
*sigh* checked

>>52927121
Is that Jarred Kushner and Kenny? Lol wtf

>>52927152
Shut up Danny

I asked around, turns out we're all gonna make it

>>52927140
You are all so wrong on that though kek. Imaging being so autistic you don't realise it a troll

https://youtu.be/UZgNdMz0kUg
stay comfy comfy frens
WAGMI

>>52927152
>>52927181
>t. DIDF

>>52926279
>friend potatoes
wat

>52927181
>Person posts pictures from Citadel's exclusive event at Disney
>Could only come from a Citadel employee or Disney employee
>OIP posts same pictures
>Realizes he's been found out says he works at Disney
>Despite living in Canada and being a mod for some of the biggest subpreddits
>it a troll
More damage control I see

>>52927211
>He doesn't know

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z_ZfPePMgbw

Bros, GameStop's final Pro week sale is absolute garbage. What is Ryan Cohen doing over there? It's almost like he's trying to fuck the company and the shareholders over

>>52927228
nothingburger

BAGGOIDS

>>52927264
>The chairman of the board of director's job is to review sales.
Top men.

Kek, remember that time when

>3 1pbtid suddenly appear to defend OIP
Subtle

>whoever made this
>absolute legend

>>52927290
10% off used controllers. WOW!!!

>>52927121
That's Jared Kushner, Kenneth Griffin, Elon Musk, and TWO, count them, TWO, black people. What do we make of this?

Has this been dicussed yet today. Ken and Elon are butt buddies confirmed.

>>52927307
Me on the left

Wow I’m late. I bet they’re both gonna get pissed on by some Saudi prince to try and kick the can again. I actually hope they do get some help to buy themselves a few more weeks and end up angering someone that will cut their heads off.

>>52927327
big kek my fellow 4chan user!

>>52926905
Unfortunately, at this point I would also agree with you.

Brainchode could have ended this now but hasnt. Wtf is he waiting for? What makes people certain that he will take action?

>>52927360
>What makes people certain that he will take action?
the same reason people buy lottery tickets

>>52926614
No. If it even goes to $50 ($200 presplit) shorts get nuked and we're off to the moon.

>>52927121
>Everywhere else these photos have been posted, it's just Elon and Jared
>Ken was just outside of the frame
Makes my ponderer ponder.

>52927367
These are the posts where I’m more certain than ever that there are paid shills here. You faggots actually don’t know what RC’s motives are or what he’s planning and it actually terrifies you.

>>52927375
>the apes actually believe this

>>52927389
Yes, but you can say to your boss the fud is working and people will panic sell at 50$.

>>52927385
>You faggots actually don’t know what RC’s motives are or what he’s planning and it actually terrifies you.
epic projection

>m>52927389
>apes
Kys for real in real life faggot.

Sometimes I wish they'd try a little harder. I'm honestly offended at the quality they send over here.

>>52927385
Daniel getting caught is all the proof I need.
>tfw shills are reddit jannies

>52927401
>he bought into a company and became its chairman because he wants to lose money
What are you even implying? Do you seriously not understand that I may be a flea on the back of a dog but that dog will take me to sights unseen?

>>52926686
Before changing it to "No precise target. Just up," DFV had said $24K (pre split). And this was before DRS took off.

>>52927425
>the board of directors all took payment in gamestop shares just to crash and burn their own salaries
This is what they want us to believe.

the SEC verified short sellers were known to close during the run to $480.

short sellers open and close positions every day. So many of them seem to think short sellers just open a position and hold it until bankruptcy, which is absurd.

To believe no short sellers have ever closed requires you to believe;

1. Melvin fund somehow kept short positions open but managed to lose massive amounts of money and close the fund

2. Every single data source is corrupt and lying about short interest

3. The SEC is corrupt and lied about short sellers closing

4a. The hundreds of millions or billions of GME shares traded since the $480 peak somehow didn’t include a single short seller closing.

4b. This also implies every single trade was a retail to retail trade if no funds were closing positions, where did the shares come from?

4c. This flies in the face of “retail never sold a single share”

4d. Which means you now also have to believe every traded share since $480 was a “fake” share”, despite the fact this is completely asinine to believe and there are screenshots of sales all over Reddit and institutional filings of both buying and selling.

In conclusion, you basically have to be a completely gullible fool to believe the line “shorts haven’t closed a single share”.

>>52927425
>Do you seriously not understand that I may be a flea on the back of a dog but that dog will take me to sights unseen?
>ples rain cone bush da button so i can ride doggy waaah still hodlin you guise

>>52927385
I don't think Ryan Cohen is planning anything desu. The turnaround is obviously not going as planned, the NFT marketplace is built and what more can be said of it? It's built. It's definitely a marketplace for jpegs. GMERICA was a set of gifs, but unfortunately they were way too late to the NFT craze. The NFT Logan Paul bought for like 630k is now worth less than $10. It's over. No one wants to buy expensive pictures of apes in space suits in this economy. The games that are on there are not exactly drawing in the crowds either. Where are the premium partnerships? It will never be successful if the best game on there is Chess. So I think it's safe to say GameStop is pivoting away from the NFT side of the business, further evidence of this can be seen with all the blockchain guys leaving, the esports guy got the ax and said it was because his shit was cancelled and GameStop is shifting focus to stores and short term profitability. I really think Ryan is just trying to keep GS from losing money so he won't have to dilute. It's become a game of DRSing the float and unfortunately no share buy backs or insider buys means it's squarely on retail now

kek weekend baggies

>>52927426
Wait what? 24k per share pre split? That’s insane. When did he say that? That’s 6k post split. I’d take that tomorrow please sers

>>52927421
It’s honestly incredible how stupid he was to post those pictures. I don’t spend time in the mines but does anyone know if he ever explained how he got them. There’s no way he works for Disney so how can there be no reckoning for the likely possibility that a literal citadel employee is mod to over a dozen stock subs?

>>52927444
>NOOOOO YOU HAVE TO BE BULLISH SNEEEEEEEEEEEEEED

52927435
>he’s trying to pilpul the SEC report again
Stale script. Please get something newer

>>52927451
At 6k post split I'd have 6 million. It's a good number, but I wish it were even higher

>>52927452
His explanation was literally that his job was being Goofy. Despite all of the time he spend modding on Preddit he had never mentioned this a single time. Also he lives in Toronto. It's such a terrible and bullshit lie, only a braindead retard would believe it. The faggot has been on damage control ever since.

What do you think this means?

>>52926686
Anon... 1$ a share that jumped to 450 is a LOT more than 40 a share that jump to 2K.
Or are you implying the price is fake and no one is selling ?

I actually real do hope they pay you guys well. You should all be finding any avenue you can to buying shares of gme. There is no world where the people who are short will have the money to litigate against you.

>>52927477
it means the market is bullish next week you fucking retard

>>52927464
I mean the evidence is the fact Melvin went under from shorting GME. If they never closed their positions how did they actually lose the money?

Beyond that, literally every data source indicates GME short interest went from slightly over 100% to basically 20% for the last 18+ months

Your whole theory hinges on the SEC, the government, and every hedge fund lying on all available data regarding gme. Do you know how insane you sound? Are you fucking unhinged enough to think that SEC would be corrupt?

>>52927485
>muh litigation
>muh rico
get on the case Detective Downie

>>52927493
20% of infinity is still infinity.
Sorry, not going to spoonfeed you with the gif of Melvin covering the short.

>citing the report that cited self reported data (LITERALLY A WEB SERVICE THAT PARSES UPLOADED CSV FILES) and CNBC as the evidence for shorts having closed
pee pee poo poo sneed

>>52927467
And that was BEFORE the PCO shenanigans or DRS. Now we're getting close to public SI being less than the remaining free float, which ought to be a signal to institutions that dial-a-price is in play (see VW).

>>52927493
>If they never closed their positions how did they actually lose the money?
Top men

>>52927500
>infinity
gme is not worth infinity though, and it never will be. the fundamentals aren't there

52927493
>I don’t know what borrow fees are
>I don’t know what FTD penalties are
>I actually think the SEC is an honest impartial enforcer of the law
How’s it like to live with an extra chromosome?

>>52927510
are the fundamentals in the room with you, anon ?

>>52927467
Well I wish I had an extra two inches of girth. But I’ll take what I can get.

Tell me we won't have to wait to lock the float for MOASS without telling me we won't have to wait to lock the float for MOASS.

Is this really the best they've got?

>melvin lost all their money but they didnt sell okay
>how did they lose their money?
>THEY JUST DID OKAY
just admit that you retards are first time investors and have no idea how any of this actually works and ill stop shitting on you 24/7

>52927496
I’m talking about your employers you fucking retard. There must be a reason you were hired to fud this stock. Im sure you’re likely a third worldie without a pot to piss in but I haven to assume you understand what this stock represents and are finding ways to buy it. There will be no consequences.

>>52927523
74.1%

Stay comfy, comfy weekend /GME/.

>>52927510
Fucking Kek. Are there any companies with “fundamentals” that allow for infinity? You’re a fucking mongoloid.

>>52927531
>I’m talking about your employers you fucking retard. There must be a reason you were hired to fud this stock. Im sure you’re likely a third worldie without a pot to piss in but I haven to assume you understand what this stock represents and are finding ways to buy it. There will be no consequences.
I'm sure there are people in these threads paid to shill. Personally I just like dunking on you faggots and preying on your schizophrenia.

For me, its Book. DSPP (Plan) Shares are held at Computershare Trust Company, N.A. Which is a brokerage. Shares in DSPP are not insured. So plan shares have a broker intermediary, and they are not insured.

>>52927530
>ill stop shitting on you 24/7
lol no. You live in these threads. Also, your question has already been answered, dumbass.

Kek dumbfuck crypto baggies red on every chart lmao

Attention hedge fund boomers, hedge fund interns, Pajeets, and anyone located at Eglin Air Force Base. Please update your scripts. Brute force retardation will never work.

>52927558
Why would there be paid shills fudding the stock of a dying brick and mortar video game retailer? You really are retarded.

>>52927562
For me, it's half Plan, half book, half in Fidelity. You will never understand the comfort I feel having my eggs securely spread across several baskets. The eggs are GME

>52927578
Kys. I’m actually 60/40 all plan.

>>52927576
>it cant even keep up with it's own delusions
sad, really

>>52927476
>His explanation was literally that his job was being Goofy
Yall believe this? Y'all getting trolled hard and are to stupid to realize

>>52927572
the only fud which would get to me would be hedgies spamming ai articles via msm with the headline: buy gme, hold gme, drs gme, book gme.
once normies fomo in i would get doubtful.

>>52927576
>>52927584
are you A.I.?
>absolutely
>inbred

52927585
Answer the question. You yourself have said there’s paid shills here. Why would anybody pay them to come to a Khmer rope swing forum to fud a dying rigor mortis store that all the shorts were closed on months ago?
52927591
>Daniel, how did you get the pictures in the first place?

Nothings guaranteed

>52927585
Did you not understand the question I posed to you based on your own claim that there are paid shills here?

>>52927610
is two years looooooooooooooong enough or more years more?

>52927444
Triple death cope

>>52927591
>Yall believe this?
Literally nobody believed it, Daniel.

>>52927558
>I'm sure there are people in these threads paid to shill
By now there would be hard evidence of this. Because there is none, it's a fact there are no paid shills.

>>52927610
>NO I WANT MY MONEY NOW NOW NOW
>ITS NOT FAAAIR THE STINKIN HEDGIES ARE DOING CRIME
>I BOUGHTED GAMESTOP STOCKS WHERE IS MY BILLION DOLLARS
>ITS NOT FAIR
>I DONT WAAAANA HOLD FOR A LONG TIME!!!!!!

It's definitely extreme retard hours right now. Worried about this week, hedgies? Don't stay too late at the office now.

>>52927633

God damn

>>52927591
He dun goofed and he is goofy but not the Yidsney one.

>52927633
I can literally wait forever. It’s crazy how easy it is to shoulder something like this when you’re doing it with a million other autists, schizos and retards.

>>52927643
It's a sunday. Gay preddit jannies and gay military redditors don't have families. They got nothing else to do besides watching marvel movies.

>>52927451
https://twitter.com/TheRoaringKitty/status/1308477368777035785

>52927435
>the SEC verified short sellers were known to close during the run to $480.
Proof. Provide it.

>this Sunday night shill cope

Holy shit it’s going to be this week isn’t it?

>>52927669
>They got nothing else to do besides watching marvel movies.
Don't forget they're extra busy with their second jobs over at Disney World too

>>52927674
Surely he was joking? Maybe not? I don’t know

>>52927626
Two fucking years. Thats the very definition of long fucking term holding. DO YOUR FUCKING JOB RAINCONE AND PROTECT YOUR INVESTORS

>>52927690
I’m thinking the 3rd but wouldn’t be mad if it was this week.

>>52927683
>https://twitter.com/TheRoaringKitty/status/1308477368777035785
>Tried closing some shorts
>Price skyrockets to $500
>Use the shut it down button to save your ass
>SEC makes a vague statement that doesn't assert ALL shorts were closed.
>Proceed to try the same half truth gaslighting 6 million times over the last two years.
Yea no one is buying it.

>>52927485
>the people who are short
will hopefully be too busy fighting prison time and to throw frivolous lawsuits at small retail traders who used cash accounts to purchase and hold shares in a company whose potential they believed in. Praytell what would they drag holders into court for, on what grounds?

Kek dumbfuck baggies
Users still dropping
Volume still dropping
Share price DUMPING

ahahahahahaha

>>52927722
Not holders paid shills.

WAGMI, GME, '23

>>52927510
What were the fundamentals for HKD? Please fill us in.

>>52927735
>There is no world where the people who are short will have the money to litigate against you.
I thought you were being sarcastic, sorry.

YES! POUR ON THE SHILLS! My victory will be that much sweeter. See >>52927748 for picrel.

>>52927740
>>52927730
>>52927751
>>52927175
what do you know anon?
WAGMI
captcha: HOWHY

>>52927766
>checked
the countdown is on

>>52927776
ooouuu so close

>shartblue shills on /pol/ spilling their spaghetti for no obvious reason
>check /GME/
>"my little OTC stock: shorting is massive" is going to rip this week
They really only have the one squad, huh? Imagine my shark.

>>52927783

>>52927748
what do you think she's doing right now

>>52927132
I unironically think so, or at least he thinks he has. He's trying to worm his way into DeSantis' cabinet. Either that or we're very wrong.

>>52927799
checked

>>52927785
>Valid ID
based

>>52927757
this is exactly how i read it too lol.

>>52927757
Oh no worries fren. I was actually advising the shills to save themselves.

Just noticed Berserk is on netflix now. Have been reading the manga but wanted to try this 1997 anime.
Is it worth it berserkbros?

>fuck glowniggers, hedgies and shills.
>wagmi tomorrow

>>52927605
Hey do you have anymore of these watermelons with the Chinese cartoon girl on them? They give me quite a chuckle.

>>52927835
I think it's pretty good

>>52927835
You will have to go both anyway, unless you plan to watch Berserk 2020 RUMAO

>>52927825
saved. Very kino and post-MOASS-pilled!

>>52927844
checked and yes fren I have so many saved from the anon, would you like an imgur album?

Not a single anime poster will ever make it
Futures green green green

what if we wagmi'd tomorrow?

>>52927868
Kek!
No it's okay. It's nice to find them in these threads.

>>52927910
That would be nice

>>52927910
It would be extremely comfy.

>>52927858
not mine but thank u fren, wagmi

>>52927910
What if you ngmid ever
:-)

>>52927910
What if you stopped being a nigger monekey?

Comfy sisters... max pain is 22.5 this week. What's max cope when we dump to 15 by eow?

>>52926477
Based

>>52927910
i certainly would not expect it
>>52927920
>Sgt. Mittens reporting for duty
they are some of the most kino edits
>>52927928
:D

WAGMI frens

>>52927910
I hope so,I could really use a Christmas miracle. I quit my job because I was tired of working in October and I wanted the holidays off. I'm kind of a loser so if GME doesn't pay off soon I'll have to get a real job eventually. I have enough money now not to worry but eventually my nest egg will run dry...

>>52927910
it'd be deserved and over-due.

>>52927956
There isn't one. Zero volume. Zero resistance
Red every week
Red every chart
Kek rodents

does nf still dwell here?

>>52927977
OC*

>>52927983
this

>>52927983
I actually think I deserve much more than being rich, yeah. Give me my birthright, thanks.

Kino OC in this thread. Very comfy.

>>52927846
>>52927851
Got it thanks frens

I bought GME when it was $250. I've averaged down and i'm still red. Feeling suicidal everyday. But always hoping MOASS is soon. WAGMI

>>52928112
Remember that feeling in your chest. It's their fault. Make them pay. Make everyone pay.

>>52928112
Same lmao, my average is probably around $45. Seeing al these assholes saying "Still holding back 10k to put in when it drops lower". LMAO. I went all in. I drank the DD kool-aid.

Tbh I've given up on MOASS, I think Benchoni RC-Cola is just gonna build his new Amazon shit and we'll maybe push up to 1.5k a share in a decade. By which point I will have already an hero'd. I will just leave the shares to a dog's charity or something.

The question is, if the shorts do exist and they are as bad as we think they are, how can RC Chobani eve hoper to obtain real price discovery on GME whilst he builds out his business? It's not just us getting fucked over here, it's all the people who work at GME, their pensions etc.

>>52928216
sneed

>>52928216
*ever hope

>5SpGnG/t
Fuck off bvttfag

>>52928112
if you are feeling suicidal because of something stupid like money (good boy tokens handed out by jews) you might have some deep seated self-worth issues. always work on yourself, never wait for anything or anyone, ever. do something good for yourself right now.

>>52928221
sneed indeed

>tfw MOASS

>>52927910
I would still live in a travel trailer except with a much larger, more expensive solar system. Also that super expensive $2500 Starlink dish + business service.

>>52928297
>giving your money to elon

>>52928326
i mean elon gotta eat too. somebody has to sell that starlink info to the feds. if not elon it would be somebody else.

Keeeeeeeek muh amazon. Gonna go buy toilet paper at..... gamestop? Ahahahahahahahaha

KEK RODENT BAGGIES
NO MOASS ?

>>52928235
Based. There is always one can do to better themselves

Where the hell did they find this guy?

>>52928326
have any other remote internet solutions?

Doesn't matter since Starlink v2 satilites will be projecting ground use 5g cell signals with 3mbps speed per zone, the phone 5g modem only needs a software update. Can't escape next gen networking standards.

>>52928385
>have any other remote internet solutions?
yes but i'll patent them after moass.

>>52928112
oh please shitskin pajeet

>>52928400
>invent technology with groundbreaking capabilities
>patent under private company
>pirates mass produce it in China

>invent technology with groundbreaking capabilities
>keep unpatented to protect trade secrets, under public company
>get bought out and tech open sourced

I diagnose you with "NGMI"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CUlPHQqEW4Q

>>52927910
It would make a lot of my problems go away. Even a small wagmi.

>52928008
Zero volume means the plumbing clogs. Chutes need to be clear or anal blast off is imminent.

>>52928385
Go read Rainbows End. Elon is a stepping stone to improvement.

>>52928443
That's why the only moneymaking technologies are ones used to massacre chinamen from air or orbit.

"I'm tired" fudders get the rope.
The energy is palpable.
We wagmi before February.

>>52928443
>pirates mass produce it in China
Oh it's gonna have a built in space laser so that any country that steals it gets theirs zapped.

Finally got out of my financial crunch, and while it's not the ideal living situation, I am now able to hold my GME forever.
Feels so good to know that no matter what happens, I can ignore the ticker and just hold, without having to be stressed about bills eating into my investment. Still haven't been able to keep myself from obsessing over watching the ticker though

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>>52928664
I’ll be in your shoes by February. For now it’s penny pinching to make sure all the bills are paid. Good thing I have vidja and my gym membership. I’d be losing my mind if I didn’t. RIP any holders that have gfs or kids.

https://www.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/zpehla/carl_icahn_sold_over_32_million_worth_of_herc/
>Icahn sells $32m worth of his holdings
>$32m = roughly 1.5m GME shares
>Thursday there was a buy order for 1.5m shares immediately after market close
>Friday the same thing happened with 2.5 million shares
Icahn is loading up on cheapies, I bet he knows his buys don't affect the price.
Yet. ;)

>>52928735
wait until he drs's

>>52927910
It would be extremely painful

>>52927835
1997 was kino

>>52927910
I would feel something stir inside me. Borrow rate DID bump up a bit on Friday after close. Maybe it's nothing.

>>52928735
The order of 1.5 was OTC if I remember.

>>52927121
>Kenny's "Top Mod" runs the subreddit for Trump NFTs
>Picture of Kenny and Jared together days after they're released
Looks like Kenny is in charge of the Trump NFTs and Jared is running Trump's campaign for president of Israel.

>>52928655
I thought so two fucking years ago. Raincone doesnt care about his shareholders. That much is now obvious. Two fucking years and no whisky no ice cream and a whole lotta juvenile tweets.

>>52928721
Yeah my wife is starting to think I am a moronic loser after investing in this company. And fuck off to anyone who says dont invest more then you can afford. Its been two fucking years and a bullshit pandemic that has fucked my business as hard as brainchode has fucked gme holders.

>>52928860
>invested more than he can afford
>business failed despite PPP Loan Program
>can't satisfy his wife
Sounds like a (You) problem.

>>52928860
I feel for you bro, everything is getting fucking expensive.

>>52928813
salty

>>52928951
The plot thickens.

>>52928951
when did Jared Kushner enter the chat
>Way to go Ivanka!

>>52928951
Is that Kenny in the top right?

>>52928981
Kushner is probably a Ron Desantis guy, as is Ken obviously. They’re probably discussing how to rig the election against Ye

>>52929044
>>52928951
Blurry as fuck, but his plane did land in Qatar just a little while ago. Posting the shitty zoomed in version. He was begging Musk to be a part of the private Twitter deal, so it wouldn't surprise me that he's meeting with Musk.

>>52928813
>>52928860
3/10 shill, the nicknames make you stand out too much.
>>52928693
1/10, you're not even trying, disappointing.
>>52928216
5.5/10 Pretty good concern shill, but still pretty obvious
>reddit spacing.
>>52928112
3/10, seen this too many times now, need a new script pajeet.
>>52927980
7/10 Pretty good light concern shilling, nearly missed this one.
>>52927805
5/10
>we're
>>52927725
0/10, lazy
>>52927633
2/10, still lazy
>>52927530
>>52927558
-1/10, not even getting paid, with shills I respect the hustle, this is just pathetic.

I couldn't be bothered with the rest. 3/10 for me.

>>52928951
this foto looks so fucking weird and blurry i can't tell if it's shopped or not.

>>52928951
Did Goofy take this pic?

>>52929140

I'm just going to go out on a limb and say the guys who were calling Musk a glowie were on the money.

>>52929177
You weren't convinced when he kneeled to the adl?

>>52929209
You weren't convinced years ago with his vision for Neuralink?

>>52929230
when did elon enter the scene and how did he do it? i can't remember.

>>52929230
You weren't convinced years ago when he was a part of Paypal?

>>52929271
Suddenly and abruptly. He seems to have just been given the technology.

>>52929271
He founded x.com which merged with PayPal which was sold to eBay, netting Elon 180 million dollars

>>52929316
And of course Tesla has been supported by the global warming hoax and all of the government policies that have gone with it, along with blackrock squeezing the shit out of Tesla stock. SpaceX of course has a bunch of government contracts. We also now know that Twitter is run by a bunch of glowniggers, so it follows that Elon is of course a glownigger himself

hey i just saw on reddit that ken griffen was seen at the world cup with some important people. i wonder what he's doing there

>>52929391
what's a reddit?

>>52929125
No not a shill. Just a fed up holder who is sick of inaction. But I guess you are ok with zero roi?

Friendly reminder that if you don’t hold GME, you’re a jew loving faggot cuck

>>52929431

>>52929486

>>52929475
is the guy on the left the wsb mod?

>>52929506
.

>>52929520
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>>52929509
It’s Jared Kushner

>>52929272
You weren't convinced decades ago when his grandfather was head of Technocracy Incorporated?

>>52929475
As a fellow hater of the antichrist, It appears I picked the right investment.

>>52927578
I'm an all or nothing kind of guy, but I'm sure 25% of your stack will be more than enough for you to WAGMI.

>>52929475
Based

God Bless U Every One. WAGMI.
>The rod and the ring will strike.

I've eaten three eggs and my last bowl of ramen today. I have $13 in my account. Have to sell some GME to buy food, money should land Wednesday morning hopefully. I've got six eggs until then but have 30k coming this week so I'll get my GME back and then some. And food. God, I will never let it get this bad again

>>52926542
I want a harem of Amazonians like Futurama

>>52929683
Shit, lad. Hang in there. WAGMI.

>>52926279
What is a "friend potatoe" is that a Jewish sex thing?

>>52929735
Typo for fried. The Hannukah story involves miraculously not running out of oil so people eat fried foods to celebrate. Potato pancakes are a traditional one, but any fried food technically counts, including chicken tendies.

>>52929735
friend potato is a euphemism for baby blood probably.

>>52929735
sounds yuckie

I Fucking Told you Hepcats! It's do or die and you didn't fucking listen. Well guess what? Now you're stuck holding FUCKing bags 5ever and there's nothing you Butt-Munching Backwards Cap Wearing Hanukkah Celebrating cucks can do about it. Time to an hero! Why don't I ship you some of this here rope? Stupid Hepcats had one job and that was to accept the truth of the matter! Shorts already covered and your precious leader isn't Running a Tight Ship at All. Millions spent on a JPEG store that no one even visits. Who are we Kidding Here?

Give it Up Hepcats! It's time to sell and move on. What if it doesn't happen before the End of The Year? Will you start the New Year off with an Updated Baggie Resolution? Perhaps you'll sell for Phone Number Prices on the next Bastille Day? Get Dunked on Kids!!!

>>52929560
>>52929560
what's the significance?

>>52929857
>an hero
Now there's an idea

>>52929857
But we WAGMI taday

>>52929749
I'll tell you what's miraculous: subtracting 2.5 million from 6 million and still having six million. This is why (((they))) get hired as accountants.

>>52929891
He is the son in law of former president Donald Trump, is probably a Mossad spy, received 2 billion dollars from a Saudi investment fund led by the crown prince, is a likely supporter of Jew-backed 2024 candidate Ron Desantis, who is the governor of the state in which Ken Griffin lives. Use your imagination man. Oil money, glow ops, could be lots of things. I highly doubt they’re just pals innocently watching a soccer game together. Hanging out with this greasy ass jew is highly sus, not to mention the fact that chief glownigger is there, the very same chief glownigger who is now stepping down as head of Twitter so that it can be run by his glownigger pals. You know all these rich powerful faggots are buddies right? Their kids go to the same schools, they play on the same golf course, they eat at the same restaurants. This gathering is surely no coincidence

>>52929475
n

>>52928951
isn't that CZ in the pic too now that a look at it? top right next to Kushner and Grififin, he was another twitter investor for the private deal I think

>>52930023
Phoneposting fucking typos, I mean to say that it's CZ though in the pic, Binance CEO.

>>52927307
faggot jew musk could have sqeezed ken but bought bird stock instead 44billion gme would have cost a fraction cocksucking jews

>>52929475
>Friendly reminder that if you don’t hold GME, you’re a jew loving faggot cuck
It's true. Many such cases!

>>52929987
Aaron Schwartz, the cofounder of reddit, was murdered by the CIA in 2012 for attempting to broker a leak of the MIT CS and Finance department's child sex slavery videos a la Jeffrey Epstein. YOU DON'T HEAR ANYTHING ABOUT THAT FROM BASEDKEKS DO YOU. THEY ARE GOLEM. SLAVES TO HARVEST. IF THE MEDIUM'S COMPROMISED, THE MESSAGE IS CONTROLLED.

>>52930137
Never heard that about Aaron's death being related to an MIT ring, but I do know that there were a bunch of Epstein guys out of MIT and I remember that Bill Gate's connection to Epstein was through an MIT routed donation.

>>52930169
It's all the same handful of glowniggers raping the same dead chink 6 year olds and having sex with men who dress like women. FUCK the internet era, it's fake and gay as fuck. Kill all homos. Gross fucks.

>>52930137
Adding too that Ghislaine was a chief reddit mod for years after Aaron was killed off, so it's interesting that they would kill him then put one of their own in there.

holy shit! are you seriously telling me that THIS is who they planted as king meltdownie? fucking lmao!!!

>>52930252
i refuse to believe this is real

>>52930252
Internet pornography, not even once.

>>52930252
They say your eyebrow like Pinocchio, everytime you honor your family they grow!

>>52930404

>>52930338

https://www.utsc.utoronto.ca/artscicoop/work-terms-across-canada-computer-science-student-daniel-wang-rediscovers-blackberry-ottawa

Enjoy, RICO is very real!

>>408866211
Dolphin anon spotted in the wild

i strangled the shills, keep this one under your hats, gents

Imagine a day in his life at the supermax jail he is about to call home for 20 years. Damn wouldnt wanna be him.

>>52930437
What disgusting piece of human trash.

do you guys think we gonna make it?

>>52930603
moona soona

>>52930603
>>52930609
Ryan Cohen's children books imply we must wait many many years

>>52930613
A looooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooong time, Kingston!

>>52930613
Rinsed Cooter's books for children are advice for the general case, not an event that even most hodlers believe will never happen more than once.

>>52930613
well we can't read.

>>52930677
>>52930677
>>52930677
Threaded.

>>52926272
>>52926542
>>52926619
WAGMI.

>>52929429
-100/10
You weren't even any of the shills mentioned, learn how quoting works, unless you swapped id's, which means you just outed yourself