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Anyone here ever sold sperm for money before?

>> No.52917765
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52917765

imagine buying sperm and raising a frogposters baby

>> No.52917791

>>52917747
I'm not desirable enough for my sperm to be worth anything. I am average at best

>> No.52917949

>>52917747
Make moneyz increase your genetic footprint
Based

>> No.52918885

>>52917765
cope, my sperm is unvaxxed

>> No.52918900

>>52917747

I’m a subhuman manlet

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>>52917747
Should have looked into this before getting my vasectomy.

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>>52917747
No I don't think my sperm would have any kind of value. So far it has actually had NEGATIVE value, as I have had to pay women to take it from me.

>> No.52919034

>>52917747
Plz dont. I shouldn't even tell your tard ass this. But if you need money they don't want it. They can get it free from a loser anyways. Chad gives his sperm for free that's what they want

>> No.52919047

>>52918945
Lmao. I'm laughing in bed

>> No.52919066

>>52918885
Same. I'm also 6'1 and 150 IQ

>> No.52919076

>>52917747
I sell every drop of anything that leaves my body. I sell my shit and piss for fertilizer. I sell my pureblood. I sell my sperm. women thought they had it easy because they can degrade themselves on camera,lol.

>> No.52919078

>>52919047
I'll be here all night

>> No.52919229

>>52917747
You'll know if you can be a sperm donor because there will be a line of roasties out your door already.
Because of how much semen men can produce cheaply, and every egg needing only one sperm, you better be a chad.
Like 6'3" Aryan blonde hair blue eyes pure Norwegian MIT grad neurosurgeon with a model's chin line. In addition to no genetic or physical defects in not just you, but yout parents and grandparents.
Quality eggs can hit $30k a batch in California. But anyone can jerk off in a cup.

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>>52917747
For some reason I don't like the idea that my sperm could be used to inseminate some random roastie of god knows what race, raising some kind of mutt bastard baby that is my child yet I would never so much as know about their existence

>> No.52919393

>>52919078
Where else would you be, you’re not with women

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>>52919246
God dammit I've been giving it away for free

>> No.52919441

>>52917747

I have thought about it.

> 6ft
> masters degree and successful career

but the thought of some weirdos who want to raise kids alone or lesbians or gays making kids in some science experiment. And that kid is mine.

Yuck no thanks.

>> No.52919896

>>52917747
No, I don’t want some brown person to use my sperm and fuck up my bloodline