/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>52917085
Robots/AI don't eliminate human slaves. They only make human slaves cheaper

I have pooped in this thread.
>what does this mean?
It means that every post after mine is under my stinky doodoo.

Imagine thinking having faith in any religion is schizophrenic. Like saying love isn’t real or the market isn’t real

>>52917135
>as a 32 year old virgin, you have no idea how much you worry me. i've been working hard to eventually start getting into dating life
uhm buddy
I have bad news for you

Kanye is growing on me with all his antisemitism.

>>52917139
What makes something real?

>>52917139
The market isn’t real.

is it still easy money to short GME or BBBY?

>>52917201
Easy. If it's in the book, it's real.

>>52917168
He can do it. He needs to start now. I'm the "cuck" from the last thread. Relationships become hard work. But my parents made it (until my dad died) his parents made it, he can too.

Verification not required.

>>52917201
Only real niggas are real. real recognize real and you looking like a cartoon fr fr

How quickly can I build a 1M portfolio working as a janny?
Must be pretty fast with how active they are on a Saturday night

>>52917227
The kids I raised won't look after me, but I plan on having enough resources to not die surviving on social security.

>>52917104
Relax and chill with your homies. Stop being addicted to your sob stories. It's literally a cope. It's an addiction that you descend into and weep about so you can waste more time.

>>52917241
>He can do it. He needs to start now.
you see, at that age women will expect a certain amount of romantic and sexual experience
she'll be gone as soon as she realizes you have none of either

>>52917280
No. He can do it. He just needs to find a farmgirl from a farm in Romania. Not as creepy as it sounds. Just make sure she's like 20.

You faggots have literally no problem-solving acumen.

>>52917280
that's what money is for, anon. why do you think we're all here?

be like Leo.

>>52917139
>>52917214
>or the market isn’t real

really bad choice, anon.

Nowadays marriage is nothing but a "tool". You get tax benefits from it and a few other perks (Women really get most of the benefits) but anymore that's all it is. You can get a divorce at a whim (or as quick as you can get to the lawyer's office to file the paperwork). Women are cock riding whores now and they start just as soon as puberty hits during middle school. Used to be a woman stayed uh more proper till they got married to better hook a good husband cause back then being seen as a whore was bad. Now? No one cares. There was no govt handouts either. So yeah.

>>52917242
I hate black people. And just for the record, I realize this might get me banned, but I don't care. It's true and I need you all to know about it.

Buy AMD.

people that do the boglehead strat, do you ever take profit or do you just add to the stack continuously and never realize profit?

>>52917338
The only time you'd realize profit is when you rebalance.

>>52917295
You can do it. You don't need to find a farmgirl. You just need to stop respecting women so much. "women will expect a certain am ount of romantic" fuck you, I'm the man and I've got the money and if you want to be with me, and use some of my money (some), you'll do what I say or I'll find someone who will. Period.

Stop putting the pussy on the pedestal. The rest becomes easy after.

>>52917318
Don't be so negative. Marriage is still a good tradition though it has degraded recently. Do you really think most women marry for tax benefits? Women get married because they and others around them believe that it's what you should do.

Inflation is transitory.

>>52917368
maybe in the 50's. seems like nowadays women just use the institution to find a way to steal from wealthy men. prove me wrong. please prove me wrong.

>>52917354
how is rebalancing done typically, can you give me an example?

>>52917318
Crazy as this sounds the best shot at a happy marriage is to get with a woman who works with you or is in the same line of work as you. Or one who is fresh out of high school. (before they go on the cock ride train college offers). Someone who is in the same line of work your doing better understands the shat your dealing with on a daily basis.

Janjan should take his salary and buy some AQB for his portfolio

>>52917354
also what is the optimum buying occurrence? weekly, monthly, quarterly?

>>52917373
In a zombie economy inflation is the only thing that is not transitory.

>>52917382
let's say your stocks run up and put you overweight on stocks (you want to maintain a 60-40 stock to bond split) You would sell some stocks and buy bonds to maintain that ratio. You could also be overweight a particular sector that has done well that year.

>>52917368
I'm 37 and I have a 23 year old cute jap GF. She cleans my house, does my laundry, and watches anime. If I marry her she can stay in the US if I don't I have to send her back to Japan next year. What would you do?

Who is ready for tomorrow’s final? It is a real lose-lose for anybody that isn’t Argentinian or French.

Also who is ready for the absolute bloodbath that will be Q4 earnings? There is only so many ways you can manufacture a good quarter and when most companies pin their success on a solid Q4 to appease investors, we are going to be in for a world of hurt. 2023 will be defined by earnings multiples and the S&P 500 could drop to 3400 if we get a bad slate that impacts earnings projections.

>>52917379
I have plenty of coworkers in their 20s and early 30s who are married. They make the same amount I do, which is squat, and I watch them spend wildly at gas stations throughout the day. Point is they are poor and make it work. I think social pressure is a bigger force of women wanting to get married than money is.

>>52917427
Refund her back and get another one at equal or lesser value

>>52917427
she has to go back. No more halfies

>>52917429
Oh goodie more cheap shares to bag next year! Bring on the cheapness. I'll fatten up my SWPPX in no time.

>>52917427
I wouldn't marry a chink. Especially not one wanting a green card. If you are asian, go for it. If not, keep looking.

>>52917435
>I think social pressure is a bigger force of women wanting to get married than money is.
>he doesn't know about "the Wall".
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BoqjKqt__tI

love him or hate him, JP is a fucking genius at articulating things we all know deep down but don't know how to put into words.

>>52917327
white male Posting Here........................ I hate everyone in that video more than any black person

captcha: 8ds0y

Efficient market hypothesis says that all this trading is a waste of time.
Why even bother?

>>52917382
Some people do it once a year, some when things are more than 3%-5% out of balance. An example
1/1/21
$11, 250 VOO 75%
$3,750 BND 25%
12/31/21
$14,474 VOO 79.7%
$3,687 BND 20.3%

Sell $853 of VOO buy $853 BND

>>52917482
Why jerk off? It’s fun

SPX entered back into bear market territory (-20% from the peak) in todays trading session.

>>52917470
i agree tbhwy. i don't think anything i said contradicted that, to be fair.

>>52917397
Daily, or each payday, I do monthly for simplicity.

>>52917435
I have a couple coworkers that routinely do group orders of McDonald’s or Chic-fil-a for the office and do a horrible job of keeping track of who owes what. It is genuine insanity to watch

>>52917373
Based, and we will have a soft landing

>>52917511
>Pull up!
WHOOP WHOOP
>Pull up!

>>52917397
If this is through your employer it depends on them. Mine does it twice a month due to that's how I'm paid. Now if this is you fucking round doing your own thing then you do it whenever you want. You setup auto investing or account transfers and go on.

>>52917511
Any landing you can walk away from is a good landing.

>>52917485
Why have BND instead of VTIP?
6.3% annual yield

>>52917534
What about swim away from?

What if I only buy good companies?

>>52917520
>I'LL TELL YOU WHAT YOU GET!

FUCK SILVERGATE

>>52917549
Not as good as shorting bad companies in a bear market

>>52917539
saving this for future >futures posting

>>52917535
He wanted an example of rebalancing, and taking profit, I gave a 75/25 portfolio. It wasn't a suggestion for what he should own.

>>52917487
Trading has only brought me misery. 5 years of my life absolutely wasted.

>>52917549
The only good companies are the ones that are private.

>>52917566
I have 185 /an/ webms for futures posting

>>52917535
I'm currently holding VUSB/VTI

>>52917580
The company I work for is private and they aren't as great as the C suite says they are. My poor private equity options took a 61% haircut this year.

>>52917511
After every pandemic there's a surge in inflation because of old and weak people dying off. What follows is high wages and growth.

It's our turn bros...

>>52917577
active portfolio management isn't for everyone..
sometimes people are better off paying someone to manage their money for them

>>52917611
That's assuming the people that are left are working class. The NEETs really changed the math on this pandemic.

how long does it take to get approved for margin?

Why haven't the iBonds I purchased in September made any money yet?

>>52917595
>VUSB
>1.29% yield
Why that over VTIP

>>52917667
Inflation, higher wages, and assets reprising down will force kids to get a job.

>>52917586
Based. you should post more. we need new content around here anyways, a lot of anons being lazy while im here taking anime screenshots.

>>52917577
the key is automating it. doing it manually for that long is just asking for trouble, im not surprised tbhwy.

>>52917719
I do post them sometimes

>>52917719
2 can play that game

>I tried to invest in the stock market, but I couldn't decide which company to choose. It's like trying to choose your favorite child - they're all just little bundles of future disappointment.

>>52917732
Great. I'm just encouraging you to post more new content, anon.

>>52917735
we're on the same side, brother. but don't take me lightly.

>>52917719
What's wrong with anime screenshots?

i cant believe you guys baked a new thread before i could reply to 32 different posts with absolutely asinine off topic arguments

anyway what gay porn are you fags watching for movie night tonight?

>>52917228
>down >50% since august
it's always easy money to short meme stocks wcgw?

>>52917608
I get the impression that a lot of C-Suite personnel aren’t trying to be malicious when they say they are doing better than they actually are. There are just so many middle managers in some of these companies that just lie and lie about their department and try and make themselves look good to the detriment of the top and bottom of the company.

>>52917752
>wrong

Nothing? Read the post again, anon. You guys need to seriously step up your anime-screenshot-for-use-out-of-context-in-/smg/ game.

>Saturday night
Why are you here?

>>52917775
I just had some Panda Express... they forgot to give me a fortune cookie

>>52917775
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xJ-zr4PKqbs

>>52917775
i neglected all my relationships to get rich and now i'm semi retired with no friends

>>52917764
I think the opposite is true. I think the C suites and managers sandbag HARD when companies are private so that they HAVE to go public in order to get money. Then they cash their stacks out and fuck off to some other shitco to do it all over again. This is the chart of the previous company our newst C suite member was at. While they haven't directly accosted me yet I am waiting for that inevitable day.

I need some financial advice: a family member of mine is trying to become a rapper and/or hiphop artist. He's white and doesn't have a particularly good singing voice. What should I do?

>>52917852
>rap
>good singing voice

?????

>>52917852
tell him that is okay to say the N word on a track and to openly call people the N word to gain respect.
The rest will work itself out.

>>52917863
His voice is kind of nasally. He also tries to "sing" sometimes and it's......not good
>>52917865
He's not THAT dumb

Dauky reminder, you get one life, make the most of it.

>>52917852
Post his uncpoyrighted material here for us to listen to.

>>52917852
encourage him to get as many face tattoos as possible and to sell drugs

It's finally time

>>52917872
>you get one life

>>52917725
I didn't mean to imply that I've lost. I have made money, including this past year. The random walk has been kind to me.
My trouble comes from the realization that it was entirely luck. When I consider the time and effort put in, it's all been a waste. None of my past research has any value moving forward. There's no guarantee that my future research will lead me to any success. I do not have enough money to quit happily, yet I'm far enough along that it's too late to turn back. Now that I know this game exists, now that I've put so much time into it. I feel compelled to continue playing.
I've wasted the best years of my life grinding away at a hopeless challenge. Six figures is an eternal hellhole.

>>52917899
You know apple is a credit financing company now? Apple Pay is used by EVERYONE

>>52917907
Bearish

CHAD is up 23.29% YTD

>>52917917
shorting the chinks!

>>52917906
This is why just tossing money into the S&P is a thing. It takes all the stress and guesswork outta it.

So when is the recession happening?

>>52917852
tell him to learn to suck good dick and he'll go far in the music industry

>>52917944
the panhandling is getting really bad around town, which is confusing because the labor market is screaming for anyone and everyone who can pass a goddamn piss test

>>52917944
We are in one. It’s the depression we are fighting

>>52917963
Kek dude who is a serial bum made over 100,000 doing it for kicks. When they finally arrested him for for some bullshit thing he was all smiles about it. He used to take his "bumming" money and live in florida during the winter months then come back here to bum again during summer.

>>52917963
>>52917983
I remember reading about an IT manager a few years ago, middle management, he had something like an 80k-120k salary, and instead of doing his job, he secretly outsourced it all to India for like 30k. Went on for about two years before he was fired

>>52917983
what's the secret to succesful pandhandling? i'm looking to pick up extra cash on the weekend and i have no shame whatsoever

>>52917715
Look at the YTD drawdown. Idk, I'm a chicken and wanted safety, it's what bonds are for. I rotated from BND to VTIP to VUSB. I'll go back to BND (most likely) when JPow is done destroying everything.
>>52917718
It'll just cause gibs to be inflation adjusted.

will the markets see significant downturn during hanukkah?

>>52918023
most I see look like shit and hold signs saying they are veterans.

The only panhandler that has ever swindled a dollar out of me though was an obese woman who was sitting with her adult son who looked he wanted to crawl into a hole telling me that his girlfriend kicked him out of the apartment because he caught her cheating on him and they had nowhere to go and were very hungry. I was so shocked I just handed her a few bucks. Like I get you are hungry why are you telling me that kid over there is a homeless cuckold?

If I think more and more people are going to die "suddenly", wouldn't it be a good idea to short life insurance companies?

>>52918044
>hanukkah
QRD?

>>52918057
how and why would they die suddenty? nuclear war? there wont be a market after that so no point in investing for that.

>>52918068
>how and why would they die suddenty?
the reasons aren't important, just that it would be smart to short life insurance right?

>>52918057
How do you know they have life insurance? It seems easier to long funeral homes.

CHING CHONG ME REOPEN NOW GOOD RUCK ERRBODY. COMMODITY PRICE GO UP. INFRATION GO UP. THEN RECESSION HIT.
HAHA WAT DO NOW, WHITE MAN?
RAISE RATE, U FUKT. NO RAISE RATE, U FUKT.

>>52918101
YANG GANG

>>52918090
Funeral homes hit capacity at some point. Given large scale excess death a percentage will have life insurance and I think having to pay out a lot of policies early will bankrupt them

>>52918101
You better start buying oil chang, and not just from the Russians

>>52918101
chinese new year rally

>>52917970
Recessions have been debunked

>>52918120
>business cycle

>>52918068
They won’t pay out for acts of war

>cryptofag tries to start a crypto thread on the boglehead forums
>"Can you explain why stocks and crypto are different? Fake internet coins totally have value"
>mods lock it because "we don't discuss shit with no inherent value, take your ponzi scheme meme shit elsewhere"
based boomers

>>52918106
I think you're overestimating the number of beneficiaries vs. the likelihood of concurrent deaths. These insurance companies won't have to pay shit unless the govt passes a bill to collect on all unclaimed life insurance payouts (for the good of the country you see).

>>52918157
I think excess deaths are just going to continue trending upwards. It won't be a quick mass die off where benefits go unclaimed

>Russia revving up war machine again
>gas prices will go up once weather gets warmer and people start going out more
>Biden throwing himself a ticker tape parade for a very slight inflation decrease
>offsets this by sending billion to Africa and wasting on other shit
>stock market still lagging
>every bank says recession is coming
I'm fucking scared bros

>>52918023
The only ones I've seen getting paid are the ones with small children with them or the ones that follow you for a block or two telling jokes.
I've only ever given to the santa guys with bells outside grocery stores and the firemen hanging around intersections with boots. You could probably do well mimicking them but that may get you scooped up by the bronze.

>>52918163
What's to stop the insurance companies from stalling until most prospective claimants die?

>>52918140

>>52918171
>im scared
Of what,making money?

>>52918106
Lol, no, all that'll happen is those companies will simply hike the premium costs for the clients who aren't dead. Just like health ins plan costs keep going up. When I started with my "company" the basic option was free. No cost to me at all. Fast forward 17 years. Now for me and my Wife the basic option sucks over 360 a month from my check

Is the drudge report a reliable source of stock market news?

>>52918144
Checked and saved.

>>52918210
wouldn't they lose clients if premiums got too high?
>>52918187
They would probably try, but I don't think they could stall long enough because I think it's going to be a slow burn

>>52918112
on that note, I can't believe this admin is going to unironically pull off selling high and buying low

>>52918233
No. Just like with health ins. You fork out the money even when it goes up. Cause you know that if you don't and something happens your fucked when that whammy bill lands in your mailbox. A ride in an ambulance will set you back 5,000 by itself.

>>52918178
kek buying a santa outfit and a fake salvation army getup is a killer idea i bet those dudes make bank in rich neighborhoods. i wonder if there's santa turf wars

Just had a huge argument with my mom, my brother has been sabotaging my plays for the last 2 months. He'll make me doubt my positions and make me paperhand and sell at the worst time possible and then hits me with the "Lol sucks to be you, now will you quit?". So I told this shit to my mom, and she took his side saying how there's no way he could do that. But for the last 6 dips in my portfolio it was due to my brother making me scared while in middle of a trade. Now she gave me an ultimatum to prove it to her that I can make money off of trading. Next week is gonna be rough, but I'm determined. I'll show them that I can bounce back this huge slump.

>>52918256
maybe true. I shorted Globe Life on Friday and was trying to consider why that might be stupid. Either way it looks toppy

>>52918233
Oh ok, you mean short for like a few decades. I thought you were one of those nubear cassandra worshippers trying to retire in 2030.

Gentlemen, a toast. To business & finance.

>>52918280
I'll drink to that!

>>52918280
That's a gentleman.

>>52918269
Kek. I think they may be the only group who doesn't make you do the whole medical screening thing before they issue the policy.

>>52918262
Give yourself some motivation. Make a tendies bet or something.

It's me fathands. Just got back from Walmart. Rate my goyslop.

>>52918339
too many PUFAs/10

>>52918269
>shorting
>not Silvergate
Kekmao

What other shorts you all running?

>>52918339
Where are the burgers?
Where's the alcohol and soda?

>>52918339
god youre poor and fat. all that garbage food. i felt sick just looking at it.

>>52918343
Pic 2. Also what is a PUFA?

>>52918347
I bought MRNA puts at $208 nigger. It's like 75% of my portfolio

>>52918350
Pic 3. No burgers but I do have beer and sodies.

>>52918361
Aren’t they part of the pharma deep state? Or are they a target because they take away from Pfizer profits?

>>52918355
chunky soups always leave me hungry afterwards

>>52918374
your life is such a mess you always make me feel better about myself thanks fathands <3

>>52918376
My ghetto TA had it hitting resistance and I think all mRNA is poison so I wanted to short a company that only does mRNA. But yea they are probably a part of the pharma deep state though I think pfizer is king of that hill
>>52918355
poly unsaturated fatty acid. Only saturated fats are good, your brain is like 60% fatty acid. Feed it the good stuff

>>52918351
Lanklet detected. If you never @ me again I might, and I mean MIGHT spare your bussy.
>>52918377
You have to mix a can with either rice or mash potatoes for the complete meal.
>>52918382
No problem bb.

>>52918374
Stouffers and those party pizzas are good stuff.

>>52918393
If it makes you feel any better, the nuggies I bought are air fried versions, so it's practically health food.

It's over for Mumu and Bobo, the decade of the golden crab is upon us. Snibbeddings will continue until morale deteriorates.

>>52918374
>stouffers party size
>buying 6 pack. Bottles instead of a 2 liter
Rocker…I……

>>52918140
Not a cryptofag but the same can be said for fiat as well. The US dollar is the worlds largest ponzi.

>>52918416
It's over for Goyflix and Yidsney+

>>52918355
PUFA is an old straight edge insult (pussy, user, fucking alcoholic) as in "Is your brother coming to the show tonight? Nah, that PUFA's gonna go drink himself stupid again, I hope he dies in a car crash."
>t. PUFA

>>52918412
Totino's pizzas are just chemical slurries but goddamnit they're good.
>>52918417
Party size Stouffer's are great, I can make a whole pan of enchiladas and they last me like 2 days. Also 2 liters are for peasants. Im not drinking flat sodies. Plus I take them to work with me.

>>52918416
good

>>52918445
Based. My brothers an asshole too.

We spent over 3500 on fast food this year. Not groceries but just on fast food alone. (But just a bit over 800 on gas for both cars). "Shat happens" things for next year and the remaining c.c debt total round 5,500. So I figure by just cutting out the fast food and other savings measures we can knock off everything during 2023 alone.

NIGGER

>>52918476
you called?

>>52918480
YOU
ARE
A
NIGGER

So what's the movie tonight?

>>52918500
A very nigger Christmas

>>52918500

>>52918262
Do not be around your brother while trading.

>>52918262
stop talking about your trades to family, retard

>>52918420
buy gold/silver as a hedge, but the usd will be the last fiat ponzi to blow up

>>52918495
it's a jewish world, we are all just niggers living in it

bros I'm beginning to believe in the meltup more and more with how everyone and their mothers is counting on a major recession, but immediately followed by a black swan rugpull so that none of the plebs profit and all the boomers lose their retirement/pensions

>>52918558

Does this mean the economy is going to crash?

Should I focus primarily on daily or weekly charts when swing trading?

>>52918585
How is that one a dog whistle, I thought it was pretty obvious. Unless that means I'm more dog than I realized.

>>52918454
Wtf why did he do that

>>52918648
Sometimes they do it to distract a predator while they make good their escape.

>>52918606
No need to look at whatever your pic is...yes.

I shorted BNB, but using USDT, it's a game of chicken

Reminder: take care of your teeth. Dental costs are fucking nuts if they have to do any sort of work to your mouth aside from the basic prevention stuff.

test

>>52918546
True it's going to keep going as long as they can take it.

>>52918574
The 2000s and GFC also had a lot of people calling it, the internet just wasn't as big. This will be the first major, prolonged recession since social media became a staple. Don't let that affect your contrarian brain, look at literally any indicator and you'll see where we're going.

The question you should be asking is is it going to be worse or better than expected? Will retail slurp the dip at SPY 350 then get rugged down to 280? Or will the generational bottom be the candle in October and we just crab in a range for a year or two because everyone is timing the bottom?

>>52918623
Hourly charts over weekly/monthly time frames.

>>52918648
He's showing how hardcore he is. Like how that ancient Chinese king made criminals stand at the front of his army and cut their own throats to put fear into the enemy.

>>52918751
I may not have the ability to follow stocks hour by hour, I'm not able to get online until about noon EST.

>>52918648
Parasites in the arm probably.

>>52918814
I like the daily chart

>>52918416
So we're FUCKED.

>>52918453
>peasants
Bitch, you best look in a mirror and realize you pay rent and taxes. Unless you make it out of serfdom, you are always a peasant

>>52918416
Daily 0DTE options expiry also. Retail will have to be bled dry before those are allowed to expire in the money.

>>52918835
VOO boomers are fucked, anyone trying to park their money long term is fucked, now is unironically the decade of "timing the market not time in the market".

NEM looking good for a swing long

>>52918627
>How is that one a dog whistle
Only alt-right nazis know the chosen one's words!

>>52918850
>now is unironically the decade of "timing the market not time in the market"

>tfw getting into forex/CFDs
>tfw getting most of my indicators figured out now
>rigidly following my system with backtesting is showing gains of 10, 20, 35% on various assets, even tricky ones like oil and eur/usd
I must be doing something wrong, I haven't been successful in life before. Still going to forward testing it next year, but I might be in a really good spot now

Onlyfans IPO, FUCKING WHEN?

>>52918886
It works because we're in a crab market, so you can basically trade based on where VIX is. However at some point it might stop crabbing and go straight down and hard and your indicators will tell you to buy at the beginning on a crash.

13 minutes to movie night! Tonite's feature(s) are double, starting with Bionicle: Mask of Light (2003) and concluding with Bionicle 2: Legends of Metru Nui (2004). It's a warmup for kurisimasu, you get it, cuz u receive toys for chirstman...

>>52918416
theta gang... won...

>>52918970
Bionacke was the shit when i was in 3rd grade. The masks being the powers were dope I also enjoyed the fact that it was non stop bad assery with the o e hit wonder song.
>https://youtu.be/t6je5G35ypo

>>52918416
imagine having ample years to buy a crabby bottom with horrible news / low profits baked in

its our turn bros..........

>>52918946
I think it should work either way, since it works based on daily volatility and ATR, it's not a buy and hold strategy and most trades seem to be resolved in 10-40 days at most. But fair point, I should test it when things were going up, eg 2015 or 2021

>>52918835
>free coffee and donuts
People act like the Great Depression was so bad but then you hear about money saving recipes from the time and it's like all eggs and ham and Ritz crackers. This depression it's gonna be hotdog rice and canned beans.

>>52919025
>basedbeans, bugz, and msg

N

Movie night, movie night get in here! Tonite's features are Bionicle: Mask of Light (2003) and Bionicle 2: Legends of Metru Nui (2004)!

>>52918903
I want an egirl so bad. The girl on the right, Kate, is a 10/10.

>>52918825
If I wanted to start keeping paper charts, will any old graph paper do?

Nothing is going to happen but sell anyway just in case.

why are these threads so dead now

>>52919121
They were full of delusional permabull WSB tourists who recently roped after Jpow trashed their hopes of LE PIVOOOOT.

>>52918868
No point charting NEM, it's following PMs which is following DXY. TA on DXY would be a better indicator.

>>52919130
The threads died in November the day the market went up 7% in one day. Ever since then every bobo died from shorting the bottom. Mumus already been heemed all year.

>>52919154
Yeah every leveraged trader has suffered whiplash several times over the last year and now they need extra sleep to rest their necks.

Didn't Rocker promise a video tonight? Or is he still mopping bathrooms?

>>52919209
exporting it now, uploading it shortly

>>52919219
Good, cause it was a shit week, and I hope your tone is comparable

>>52919236

>>52917113
God bless /SMG/ hopped in to see what the movie was, and followed this literal 'Rabbit Hole' all the way back, through slavery, scoopies, chrisitanity, boomer hate, sending it all to zero, back to boomers and then zoomers wanting end times.

It's all about the charts, kek wills it, we're diving human civilization with the DIJA.

My opine is that yes we're headed lower, but still higher as the slaughter has not yet commenced. The bread and circus still thrives and NPCs haven't even connected the dots. The world is deindustrializing as energy is getting more expensive. Whoever transitions to cheap fossil fuels, high nukes and renewables will win this next industrial war.

CLEAN IT UP JANNIE

>>52917242
Damn this zoomzoom speak, it's straight up nigger tier.
>take that

>>52919025
Kek, I already got my beans.

>>52919199

I don't get it; that's how 90% of males live

>>52919291

Cheap fossil fuels will be location dependent. Green stuff is largely memes. Big winner will be nukes unless the west just totally gives up on zero carbon, which they might, if things get bad enough.

>>52919352
The west is fucked.

Does anyone have any resources for implementing a fully systematic long volatility / option buying strategy?

I've made one based on my futures trend strategy, but I want to know what other people are doing now.

>>52919389

>>52919342
With whiplash?

Fresh /smg/ video update
https://youtu.be/-gVVYEn9cvQ
https://youtu.be/-gVVYEn9cvQ
https://youtu.be/-gVVYEn9cvQ

Who here likes schizo multidecade TA?

>inflation crisis of the 80s started with DXY rallying to 115 (yellow dotted line)
>then crashed to 103 (2nd yellow dotted line)
>DXY followed this exact path this year

>DXY 103 has proven to be absurdly strong resistance over the years since the 80s (yellow arrows)
>charting 101: strong resistance = strong support
>you can even see this with DXY retesting 115 in the 80s (top most yellow arrow)
What does this mean? DXY has a very big probability of bouncing off 103ish. And as of last week, DXY wicked off 103.50 and shot directly back up. This along side some rough economic data is why stocks took a huge shit last week. We're not even at 105 yet, if we follow DXY in the 80's and retest 115 again in the next few months we'll not just see stocks make new lows, we'll start seeing credit events take place as leverage is forced to be flushed out of the system. Maybe not as drastic as 08 but the yield curve thinks it'll be worse so who the fuck knows?

>>52918420
If you compare a global reserve currency, backed by both the strongest economy, 60% of the world's equity, and the largest super power, to fake internet coins again I'm going to slap you faggot out of you

CLEAN IT UP FOR FREE JANNIE DOG

>>52918416
Honestly Warren Buffet doing a complete 180 on REITs and buying them en mass was my biggest eye opener. Dude fucking hated them his entire life and now suddenly can't buy land fast enough

CLEAN IT UP JANNIE

YOURE WORKING FOR FREE ON SATURDAY NIGHT TRANNY JANNIE
CLEAN IT
NOW

>>52918416
There's also that looming China invasion with Taiwan. Guys like Blinken and Ken Griffin are already saying that if they invade at all, we can seriously get into a great depression. Not even kidding.

>>52919436
>220 SPY
based
You should have let people know that Great Value pintos just went up a dollar on 8 lb bags a couple of days ago. Their canned whole kernel corn remained at 50 cents. Together they form a complete protein. I noticed those GV green beans. I still have some of those in my stockpile and do not know if the price has fluctuated. My only critique of your haul is that it needed more Great Value stuff.

>>52917572
Huh, didn't know it ever snowed in Australia

Kek baggies

Nice vid Rocker

FUCK CARVANA
FUCK SILVERGATE

>>52919436
It's Bankman-FREED, fyi
Though I always say fry'd in my head every time...

>>52919672
Not so free anymore
(Fuck silvergate)

>>52919389
I kind of do it in my head based on meme lines and instinct. very short time frames only. Works pretty well for me is all

>>52919436
Also, I thought the guy posted WHOA BLACK BETTY in MS Teams

>Play doom for a few hours
>Come back to this

>>52919491
Why would Buffet buy REITs when Berkshire owns a massive amount of commercial real estate? And probably a tone ofn other types of real estate.

>>52917494
Could you please help an absolute noob that wants to invest maybe 2k into stocks and i would like to quit working and live on 600 dollars a month? What should I buy?

Retard here. Why should I not go heavily into JEPI and sell covered calls decently above current price? Seems like a decent amount of risk free money between selling the options and collecting the dividends

>>52919059
Those are real?

>>52917803
Help me retire pl0x

>>52919876
Your joking, right? Tell me your joking.

>>52919876

You can't live on $600 a month unless you have no rent

>>52919876
That is actually possible, but certainly no noob could do that. You must have several years of constant trading under your belt (and all the fuckups and blown account lessons that come with it) before you could pull that off starting with only $2k

>>52919436
Thanks Rabbi

>nuclear apocalypse -> robot apocalypse
>shot in the head -> thrown off a cliff
>both have tribes
>both are set in the desert southwest
>vaults -> cauldrons
>The Fort -> Sunfall
>Lanius -> Helis
>Pip-Boy -> Focus
>Vault-Tec -> Faro Automated Solutions
>Mr. House -> Sylens
>The Legion Arena -> The Sun Ring
>The Platinum Chip -> The Alpha Registry
>bottlecaps -> metal shards
How do I profit from Fallout: New Vegas and Horizon: Zero Dawn being the same game?

>>52919920
work 16 hr shifts for 10 years straight
https://baranofcourageous.com/apply/

>>52920014
Is this some kind of Q post riddle?

>>52919989
Just live in a trailer.

>>52920030
FO:NV and H:ZD are the *same* *game*.

>>52920038
Yea, I reread your post and figured out what you were saying

>>52920033

Lol you have to pay for a lot to park it on. You are probably better of renting a house or apartment

>>52920038

H:ZD has a subtle difference in that it's garbage.

>>52919137
idk man that was a pretty nice falling wedge

>>52920048
Then just couch crash like a bumm until your friends and family hate you or go Andy Dick mode.

>>52920121
Sorry it filtered you.

why is there always some dumb faggot posting gay scat porn on /smg/ through the weekends?

>>52919912
Very real. Most zoomers males are morbidly retarded as well. It's very possible to obtain an egirl.

>>52920245
where to meet egirl?

>>52920273
highschools

>credit card offering me 1.99% APY on purchaes for a full year
>max it out and buy 6 month treasuries yielding 4.54%
is it free money bros

>>52920323
yes

>>52920323
A decent arbitrage brother. Now all you needs is a 0% apy balance transfer offer and your golden

How fucked is he /biz/?
>when I was a boy my dad told me Irish men don't lie
He obviously got involved in the FTX scam and is fucked as well.

>>52920220
one of lifes many mysteries

>>52920323
How can you buy treasuries with a credit card?

>>52920353
He must have fucked and cucked himself into oblivion over the SBF jewelry. I can't believe anyone took this dumb sucker seriously. He always gave shitty advice.

>>52920377
this is america i can buy whatever i want on a credit card

Reminder to invest in natural gas and coat manufacturers this winter.

>>52920323
i think thats free money, now imagine if u got 2% cash back lmao

>>52920400
Check'd and mericapilled

>>52917489
Bear market territory?! What does that even mean? That’s the perfect time to long it lol

How long after the rescession do gold mining stocks usually explode higher?

>>52920509
two weeks

>>52920300
I'm not gonna become a teacher go fuck yourself

Housing market losing trillions of dollars and now its confirmed that there is a metric FUCKTON of repossessions happening in the car markets recently and will keep on going.

2023 is going to be be a fucking nightmare.

>>52920595
For some context;

https://twitter.com/GuyDealership/status/1603794722140688384

>>52920595
Dude it had to happen auto prices are going down. There are going to be lots of good used car deals.

>>52919436
>SPY will be trading at $220

>>52920595
>>52920643
but arent most mortgages low interest rate? it just means home owners will be locked into their house, and the housing market doesnt crash but freezes

>>52920402
I'm buying boil in January

>>52920595
With $700 per month car payments, why wouldn’t there be reposessions?

>>52920595
What would be the optimal thing to DCA into for long term gains assuming we saw another February-level crash?

>>52920643
Pretty scary. I'm burned out from nothingburgers, but I think there's a good chance this one comes to fruition.

>>52920783
Nothing will happen. SPY will be back to $390 end of week.

>>52917104
should i sell my crypto to buy uranium stocks?

>>52918339
You are shorting your health

>>52918339
>Just got back from Walmart.
stopped reading right there

Avatar 2 was kino. Wish I'd seen it in IMAX q

What Happens TO Stocks When The Boomers Cash Out For Good?

baking!!

>>52921442
>>52921442
>>52921442
>>52921442

baked!

>>52919989
I have no rent nor do I want one. I just need a steady inflow of money to become a hermit to complete what I started. I started internship and I'll be getting 40k total for the 2 years this lasts. I was planning on opening a business and chuck in money into s&p500 to not have to work in medical field ever again.

What tips or counsel can you give me, bro.