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I only jerk off with my girlfriend's vagina.

>> No.52907253

>>52907245
thats great until the bitch cuts you off

>> No.52907256

That’s disgusting

>> No.52907288
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52907288

Sex

>> No.52907367

>>52907245
>premarital sex
Enjoy going to hell unless you confess to priest

>> No.52907435

>>52907367
If the priest has been balls deep in altar boy ass can he still absolve me ?

>> No.52907492

>>52907435
If he confessed to another priest amd sincerely repented, yes. Also; you should go to an Orthodox church, where the priests are allowed to get married and are thus unlikely to be pedophiles like Catholic priests

>> No.52907505

Really bad idea. IF you need to jerk off, then jerk off. But if you are giving your woman passionless sex on a need to coom basis, that's satanic.

>> No.52907534
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52907534

>>52907505
It sounds pretty based

>> No.52907953

>>52907505
Retard, I jerk off with passion.

>> No.52908140

>>52907245
You never use her mouth?

>> No.52908163

>>52907367

Just cause you cant get laid and ur a virgin doesnt mean you can desperately find ways to feel superior

>> No.52908177

>>52907245
Seems off topic

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52908226

vagina?

>> No.52908509
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52908509

>>52907245
I've never felt the touch of a woman

>> No.52908535

>>52908140
This is the big brain question.

>> No.52908584

>>52908163
Im married and have sex with my wife. I also go to church every Sunday

>> No.52908593

>>52907245
Business and Finance my friend

>> No.52908930

>>52908584
"Spouses live as animals; through sexual commixture with wives men do not differ in anything from pigs and other irrational animals" — St. Jerome (PBUH)

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i also only jerk off with your girlfriend's vagina

>> No.52910268

>>52908163
it actually exactly and precisely means that
cope is an important part of the human experience
for example, it's obvious from your manner of speech and the content of your post you're low/average iq yourself
you're likely insecure about your intelligence and you cope with that with
>at least i had sex
>everyone who disagrees with me on the internet is a virgin

>> No.52911264

I also jerk off with your girlfriend's pussy.

>> No.52911292

I am 28 years old and I never even kissed a girl

>> No.52911404

>>52908930
Imagine quoting an incel (piss be upon him)

>> No.52911424

>>52907534
>barely taller than the bar
>only way he can dominate women is with money
when will they learn?

>> No.52911459

>>52907367
take meds

>> No.52911572

>>52908930
Christcuckery, the incel choice since year 0.

>> No.52911616

>>52907256
How lol that's what they agreed to

>> No.52911653

>>52907534
I'm cracking up because it looks like she's happily serving him food while the others are cleaning stuff off of the floor.