/biz/ - Business & Finance

/cashgang/

>>52903829
i am financially annihilitated

>>52903829
>op pic barely stock market related
>no 'Edition'
This is a low effort OP

>>52903848
winning but also lame

Please deposit all your hopes and dreams into the bucket. Yes, the bucket is golden. No, it is not for you. Have a nice day!

>>52903783
>Identify sector that's going to do well in the next 6 months/1 year/5 years
>Find a handful of companies that have good looking charts, a healthy amount of debt, and room to grow
>Spread your bets across a couple sectors
>Reap the rewards
It took me maybe a few hours to figure out my sectors and ID some companies but the backtests look great. My main issue is I have almost 80K to dump into the market now and I have no discipline regarding position sizing.

I will continue to buy AMD whenever major support levels form. I will hold and do covered calls while I wait. You can't stop me. I have a good job in semiconductors and I will never stop buying and holding until ATH's are reached again.

>>52903858
It’s Christmas trading anon

>>52903832
retarded and obsessed

>>52903888
same but VT

>>52903848
been /cashganging/ it up since early 2022. Haven't even thought once about buying back in, feels fucking comfy bros.

Do any of you even trade?

heh, i went long.

>>52903909

>>52903912
Same. I wasted $4k on VOO last Friday...
All gone

Cashgang needs to be TreasuryGANG. Easy/Free money.

>>52903858
Double my pay and i might do better

>>52903909
I tried for a little bit during the summer time. Put in 1k to see what I could do with it but only ended up coming back with like 800-900 worth. I'm not cut out trying to time this schizo market. I'll stick to just letting my boomer mutual funds and dividend reinvestment to the work and just take a bit out each month like I always do.

>>52903894
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAA HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA

>>52903964
you're point?

>>52903945
no way...AI is outta this world! WTF I had to really look at that one.

>>52903972
Im not

>>52903872
So long 0DTE ATM straddles every single day then?

>>52903984

>>52903928
i don't want to lock my money up for a number of months for a small return. need it to be liquid. you never know when it's time for a rate cut.

>>52903994
> long 0DTE
Yes do this if you're trying to liquidate your account as fast as possible! Leave no dollar behind!

>>52903887
https://www.vantharp.com/definitive-guide-to-position-sizing-strategies

>>52903924
DId you buy 4k worth of VOO? Or did you buy long calls on VOO?

I hate this stupid kike

>>52904046
Watch SJIM be the highest performing ETF on the market

>>52903977
Wouldn't the reverse of this video be more appropriate then?

>>52904044
>200 dollar book
I have not read a book in 9 years, let alone a 200 dollar one.

>>52904045
I bought actual VOO. I was just being melodramatic about it all being gone.

>>52904092
lol yeah i guess it would be

>>52904112
Okay good. It'll rebound anon. Don't worry.

I'm shorting FTSE

Why is bobo always a rapper or someone from the hood? I thought bear markets make you a poorfag so why is bobo always flexing? I have yet to see an edit of mumu rapping riding a hoverboard or wearing some chains despite being a bull market where you make money. Does bobo run a pawn shop and confiscates mumu's shit after crash?

>>52904128
Cool. I just made that reverse webm now, hope someone finds a use for it

>>52904106
If you ever decide to start reading, a $200 book is probably the one to start with.

I lost everything and I don't feel anything.

>>52904160
>Does bobo run a pawn shop and confiscates mumu's shit after crash?
Yes, then he goes long with his accumulated dragon hoard, goes back to sleep for 10 years, and snaps awake the next time absolutely delusional faggots value something like NKLA more than F

the USPS has wronged me for one of the last few times...

>>52904279
short their stock as payback

>>52904284
i w--- hey!

>>52904291
>>52904284
NYSE:PSTL You can (indirectly)

>>52903858
Early baker loves to make the thread early with no effort 24/7. He is a bot

>>52904307
who are some other famous early bakers through history?

>>52904307
There's only one way to stop an early baker
Bake even earlier than him.

>>52903888
>my investments are with good companies. They will come back

>>52904307
>he is a bot
No am not

>>52904359
Capitulation will be beginning shortly. Strap in lads, it's gonna be a steep cliff.

>>52904307
>>52904353
Or the jannie could do his job. I would even recommend a raise for mr. jannie if he KO'd early baker.

>>52904041
Here is my trading dilemma I had success scalping 1 to 5% profit on ATM 20-30 DTEs. Made $10k in a month going cash to cash everyday. But in order to achieve that I would have to deploy $25k at least once a week to "buy the right answer" through doubling down. So it worked perfectly for a month and then I gave it all back in one bad trade in October. Haven't been able to be profitable since. If I use more reasonable max position sizes and stop losses then I'm way less profitable. So I switched back to 0 DTEs with the thought process that the cheaper premiums and daily expiration will force me to keep it small and take my loss. I had 1 successful day scalping $10 -20 at a time with 0 DTEs deploying this strategy. Made the same amount as my 30 DTE scalps with a fraction of the cost/risk. But with 0 DTEs the high gamma just absolutely rapes you immediately if the underlying goes against you. Again hard to be profitable if using stops. If I can solve this dilemma I will be able to make a living doing this I think.

>>52904160
Real bobos looks that picrel

>>52904408
thats outdated? its already december. fucking bobos keep posting months old charts today.

>>52904388
Checked, but goy slop 'n meds you might as well be a bot.

>>52904453
as you wish

the fed is insolvent. period.

>>52904509
looks like santa rally incoming.

>>52904534
ATHs soon

>>52904534
if they were solvent they would evaporate

>>52904433
Your problem is that you're trying to pick a side over profiting off theta decay. 0DTEs are a brand new tard harvest mechanism meant to harvest retail pig money out of the market as fast as possible, both sides are shit to go long on. You should be using a strategy that maximizes the profit off of IV crush. If you're not going to do this you need to go to a month+ expiration where you'll easily take profit on both sides with the targets you're setting and current volatility.

>>52903829
What are the chances that Monday and the rest of next week will be a total bloodbath?

>>52904482
>goyslop
Nothing wrong with it

>>52904554
I hate the way he makes scrambled eggs

>>52904553
>What are the chances that Monday and the rest of next week will be a total bloodbath?
God I hope so. I have to go back to work, so I settled today.

>>52904553
0%

>>52904580
That's the French style. I also do not like it. I honestly prefer scrambled eggs to be dry and rubbery.

>>52904553
Post opex often dumps, not giga dump mind you. It's probably going to crab up till year end then dump through Q1.

>>52904408
i'll die before i capitulate. i know it's going up again, it's literally just a matter of when. and i will continue to buy cheapies in the meantime.

opex? more like chopex heh

I wish I can scoop up a nice cheap house if interest and mortgage rates weren't so fucked up right now.

im fucking positive there will be a santa rally

At least I finally got those Dec 16 TQQQ calls out of my portfolio...

>>52904635
same. i've lied about capitulating here a few times to see if my hdanglers will take the bait but it hasn't worked so far

>>52904554
>>52904580
>>52904608
>That's the French style
Just chug your eggs raw.

>>52904553
0. options expired today. green until 2nd friday next year

>>52904657
>hdanglers
handlers

should i do it?
could be nice to have someone to talk to honestly
maybe female?

>>52904554
why is gordan ramsey's cooking so shitty?

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8E4cQHejFq0

why is he famous again besides calling people donkeys?

>>52904550
>IV crush
What kind of software do pros use to track the IV throughout time on all their positions. Because I just keep a mental note of what the IV is when I buy vs whenever I check on my position. Also as a retail goy I do NOT like being naked and short with the MMs. I've had crazy shit happen to me when naked and short way too much for it to be a coincidence. That's why I switched to long contracts. Because I started the year trying to scalp naked calls and that led to naked short strangles and that all led to big losses. I was short during the Russia bombed NATO ALLY POLAND meme flash crash and got heemed and swore off of being short with MMs. You tell me a better way. I could go back to scalping short contracts with hard stop loss in place but it's not that much different than scalping long contracts IMO. Maybe I just dont have the temperament for being short. But I also have some moral issues with the act of short selling in general.

>>52904659
nah i want the white of my eggs to be fuilly cooked

>>52904679
>maybe female

>>52904657
the key is having a legitimately good job, although i know most anons here can't handle calculus so i feel bad for them.

>>52904679
All the good female brokers are taken, sorry anon.

Another relaxing day. (Spent afternoon after my $6.35 Little Ceasers meal asleep at my desk). Got an e-mail from the auto ins company. Bill will be lower next year. Guess cause another year without any claims?, oh well hey less green getting sucked out is always good.

>>52904720
When are you doing your John Rocker interview? We need to hear your story

>>52904714
>most anons here can't handle calculus
I'm trying to get a trading job and have a public accounting background. Considering going back to school for a statistics or a math or MBA graduate degree. What do?

>>52904719
i want a woman who is beholden to me because of my wealth.

I NEED IT!

What do you do with cash? I’m not a gambler. I already plan on buying $10,000 in I-bonds. Market is going to keep plummeting for the foreseeable future. I feel like holding cash is just the least bad option.

>>52904750
>What do?

Git gud, scrub.

>>52904534

>>52904776
buy TLT and sell in a year

>>52904714
>most anons here can't handle calculus
Wut?

FUCK SILVERGATE

FUCK CARVANA

FUCK FUCK FUUUUUUUUCK

I swear that every story of someone losing all of their huge gains always starts with "But the RSI said it was oversold..."
I think that "indicator" was made for exit liquidity.

>>52904804
calculus is a lie, we could have all done newtons method in excel and been perfectly fine

>>52904780
Which degree? Or reload the day trading account and give it another whirl on the retail side? I just see the retail side as a scam. I might as well just start streaming myself playing cyberpunk and let blackrock and Klaus tell me when it's time to eat bugs

>>52904776
Short term treasuries are paying pretty well.

>>52904714
Got any suggestions for us? I never would’ve passed college calculus if it weren’t graded on a curve.

>>52904651
even after the crash Im still priced out.....

>>52904820
>I want to invest like a boomer
buy TLT and sell after a year to avoid short term capital gains

>>52904733
Kek while that would be fun I don't wanna be uh identified. My job I'm kinda visible. Now if I was some little no nothing one of many faces type then it'd be different. Lets just say I get around due to the nature of my job. I meet/deal with people very high on the state govt ladder.

>>52904816
should have got an engineering degree. even just an associates. then the world is your oyster. have to be able to handle differential equations (calc IV, basically) and programming, though.

>>52904860
I think I can. So get a BS in mechanical engineering? My grandfather would be proud

Breaking news: FCC: NEW, BIPARTISAN LEGISLATION IN CONGRESS WILL END TIKTOK'S OPERATIONS NATIONWIDE

>>52904804
did i stutter?

>>52904823
see: >>52904780

>>52904852
2 Scoops wore a mask, and Poem Anon wore sunglasses and hat, and used a voice changer

>>52904874
i'd suggest Electrical Engineering. computers are the future, anon. the ones who know how to use them inside and out will be the successful ones. master the computer, anon. learn you some LabVIEW. control some heckin' power supplies and digital multimeters and shit.

>>52904608

Dunno about rubbery, but runny whites are gross and I don't get the appeal.

Regardless, the patrician choice is deep frying them, or at least using a lot of oil, to crisp em up nicely.

>>52904876
Big if true. You got a link Anon?

>>52904962
https://twitter.com/BrendanCarrFCC/status/1603905192851808256

META pump perhaps?

>>52904876
>>52904962
>>52904981
There's been legislation before. It never passes

When did you realize timing the market > time in the market?

>>52904692
my favorite thing he did was put salt on fritos

>>52904750
>Considering going back to school for a statistics or a math or MBA graduate degree. What do?
Don't. I have a degree in applied mathematics And I ended up teaching mathematics for Teach America just to pay my loan off.

>>52904160
>BOBOGANG GANG GANG

>>52904876
That news broke 2 days ago, anon.
Nice to see you out from under your rock though. Get some Sun and Vitamin D.

>>52904719
I want this

>>52904894
You think 31 yo is too late for a 2nd BS degree? Especially one as rigorous as engineering? I already have a masters in accounting. I just hate the work and have been given a blessing to do be able to afford to live while I decide what I truly want to do. Engineering would be sweet but difficult. And I really love these markets. Would it get me a quant trading gig?

>>52905042
WHY SILVERGATE AND CARVANA NOT ZERO

WHY BOBO WHY

Time to fuck some cryptotards Christmas up. Wanna invest in a commodity that works by stealing from average American by fucking their dollar, fine, you get what you fucking deserve at this point. Window jumpers will slow the bleed but they too pussy to do that, we all know that.
https://youtu.be/q6GyTBVAF4w

But I'll tell it now. Graduated high school in 2002. Said "fuck you" to college (didn't want the debt bag that came with it nor did I wanna kill myself trying to do school and work both). Got some on call gig working for an IT company. This company hired me right after I took and passed the A+ exam (same company did the testing to). Friend inherited a farmhouse w/land and barn. Rented it out. Me and several other friends all lived there. Did that from 2003 till 2008. Got fired from IT job (company went bankrupt). Got work with a place that worked with the schools in the state (Got fired from that place to in 2005 due to political b.s). Got hired by the state in 2005. Been a rising star ever since. (Funny thing is; I do nothing but they keep promoting me/jacking up my salary). Bought my house thanks to the 2008 mess cheap as hell. (400 a month for a 3bed,1.5 bath). Not in some hell hole either. Actually its very nice.

>>52905089
>Wanna invest in a commodity that works by stealing from average American by fucking their dollar, fine, you get what you fucking deserve at this point.

I don't appreciate the tone with which you are addressing me and my oil holdings.

>>52905104
You are next on the list sweaty.

How many messages a day to your boss is too many? I think 3 actual questions and 7 easy going chatty messages is a good amount to not overload them.

>>52905095
>boomer blogging
Bearish

So how many of you guys even have a college degree?

>>52903829
I am once again asking for TLT anons advice on puts. Also can of you fucking Retards recommend me a good book on bonds. I know there's at least 1 competent investor in this thread

>>52905193
Not me

>>52905095
Blessed

>>52905193
https://strawpoll.com/polls/BDyNjl0beyR

>>52905193
Are you sure you’re on the right board? College has a negative expected lifetime return.

>>52905193
I have one but it's for game design. Arguably more useless than women's studies.

>friday night
Why are are you here?

>>52905193
I have a Computer Science degree

>>52905145
If you have a lot, just send a 30 minute calendar invite and hammer through them.

>>52905200
Just read Reuters and google the words you don’t know retard.

>>52905193
Whats the point of having one?

>>52905193
I don't and don't have a job instead my accountant has to file me in as a professional trader

I don’t respect women and I’m tired pretending I do. Women also owe me sex

>>52905193
I do.

>>52905239
You go first anon

>>52905193
But to answer your question, BioMed Sci degree.
https://youtu.be/eACohWVwTOc

>>52905200
I looked in the super secret smg google drive, and we don't seem to have any bond books there. You are shit out of luck.

>>52905200
Also definitely buy TLT puts. 7-9 months out for max gains.

>>52905200
If it pops next week, short the ever loving shit out of it. Ill be in there with you.

>>52905193
BS in Comp Sci, which I only got to pass the HR barrier

>>52905239
Just waiting until the boys come over to start pregaming ;)

>>52905200
As for the book, its called the Bond Book. You dont even need to read the book, just follow the Fed tard, with conviction from here forward.

>>52905200
Use first principles

>>52904719
>No cute office lady to get comfy with and talk about how the market is going to zero

>>52905200
>TLT
That tracks the spot price of 20 year Treasuries? Because I fail to see how I could lose by buying a 20 year Treasury and holding till maturity collecting my lil interest the entire time. So this ETF just tracks the spot price and not the true "investment results" of investing in a 20 year Treasury right?

>>52905372
Who is the fedtard?

>>52905436
>it tracks spot
It just holds an average weighted portfolio of about ~20 year duration bonds.

>I fail to see how I could lose if I buy a treasury and hold until maturity
Inflation will rip your portfolio into shreds and face fuck you

>>52903848
sex with lum

ITS TAKING SO LONG FOR SILVERGATE AND CARVANA TO CRASH
REEEEEEEEEE

>>52905436
No need to buy till the bond itself is 5.5-6

>>52904160
Bears are nigger lovers. Simple as.

>>52905436
It also pays a monthly dividend. Heyyy, this is mostly 30 year bonds! This is why I HATE ETFs! Always lie, never really hold what they say they hold.

>>52903829
>he doesn't invest in innovative small caps in norway

>>52905193
data mine my FUCKING BALLS

>>52905461
Me, nigger

>>52905244
>Just send over calendar invite
Top kek. Boomers aren't gonna respond to that shit

>>52905494
Says the penis lover.

>>52905193
i dropped out of 8th grade

>>52905496
it says 20+ year bonds...

I think it's funny. I can shit out thousands of words about meaningless garbage in this general without even the slightest issue, but I can't write even a few hundred words explaining why I would be the best pick for essentially my dream job.
I think I might be broken bros.

>>52904554
>the faces the audience makes

>>52905496
The dividend somehow correlated to the interest received I'm assuming? Idk who are these ETFs even for. There is a bull and bear and a 3x bull and a 3x bear ETF for everything now.

>>52904554
NPC-level reactions by the contestants.

>>52905193
I failed high school

>>52905534
Write like it doesn't matter...just write everything down. Then pick out the best parts and create a cohesive answer from that. That is what I did for those things. Because otherwise I was too worried to get started and constantly second guessing everything I wanted to try and say.

>>52905534
You need to read a few dozen resumes to understand how the normies do it. Be the stupid, vapid, egotistic faggot they are and add your special spice to it. You got this fren.

>>52905532
Just call it 30 because all those are 30s!
>>52905536
Looks like the divvy is the average of the coupon %, minus a little bit for themselves. The leveraged versions don't appear to pay a dividend. You'd buy this if you didn't want to manage your own 30 year treasuries, but it isn't that hard to manage if you pay a bit of attention so you just get scammed off a spread and an ever shifting, opaque set of holdings.

>>52905264
Idk. Life opportunities?

>>52905570
there is a dividend on the leveraged versions

>>52905603
I see it now. Quarterly instead of monthly.

MSTR is my bear market indicator. When it is destroyed is when we bottom.

>>52905618
>not GME, TSLA, and AMC

>>52905618
>>52905625
When this >>>/biz/gme shows no results we will have bottomed. The bottom will not be one day sooner.

>>52905618
Wouldn't single digit GME be a better indicator? Surely (((they))) won't let these "apes" get away with it.

Just bought a shitload of .50 calls on Muln...50% of the stock is short

Will there be a squeeze? Or will I just lose it all?

>>52905625
MSTR is a very clean indicator because of the ceo and BTC leverage weakness

>>52905581
That depends on how you define life opportunities. For me, my family has always been in medicine so i followed twice. Once as a paramedic with a fuck tons of certs but sadly that was boring, who wants to deal with fat people that cant breav 80% of the day. Not this assburgered tard. Thats why i went the biomed sci way, it keeps my brain busy. Plus, less blood, vomit and shit which is a good thing. The paramedic route was a left over from my time in the military which was not as pozzed as it is now. Im glad i got out and flipped how i go about medicine within current year.

>>52905662
tl;dr
I appreciate the effort though

>>52905694
All good, now to go sell some coin. Be back later.

What's his problem?

>>52905603
>>52905436
So TLT tracks the 20+years treasuries
And then TMF is the 3x leverage ETF of TLT?
Would now be a good time to go all in on TMF when the fed inevitably start to cut their rate next year? Outside of interest rate, I don't see any other catalyst that would wreck the price

>>52905724
Just twat him a pic of a fucking projector. Late 90's style.

Poem anon has some competition.

>>52904388
I thought that might be scoopsies, but I'm pretty sure he doesn't drink coke zero (based choice btw) he exclusively butt chugs red bull.

>>52905732
I'm in on TMF now. But I may be retarded

frens i dont feel good. 13 moths now for nasdaq and my portfolio is basically the nasdaq with 2X volatility.

>>52905732
The fed said they're not cutting rates next year. Of course they can change their mind but for the time being TLT is going to go down

>ctrl-f COSM
>Phrase not found
Down -68% in after hours. Jeez Louise.

So an update to my race to $10k. I'm currently at $7k and with scoopsies donation of $3k I will hit my $10k goal. It's going to be a Christmas miracle.

Damn I may have gotten to this bar too early, there was just some guy playing DOTA on his laptop…

>>52904554
Bro, this is so motivating. I have butter.

>>52905076
All in due time

>>52904170
Not as rewarding as making a scam artist waifu

>tfw no one ever calls you rabbi

>>52905819
after being up 500%

>>52905993
Shalom rabbi

>>52903829
Anyone else see a small, storied island came up for sale today?

>>52905145
I talk to my boss two times a month

Oh shit some at this bar is talking about GME… guess I’m not getting laid tonight…

>>52904665
Incorrect. 0 points awarded. Rug to 3500

>>52906148
Make sure you call them a stupid baggie. I like to pop into the GME general just to make fun of them from time to time. They are so fucking salty

You guys are investing in LETFs, right?

>>52906219
now look at SOXL

>>52906219
is that with contributions? I'm waiting for a good period of crabbing to start buying

>>52905857
Lol. I sold more than $10k worth of jam in November. Lmao, even.

>>52906205
Oh shit Rocker a cute healthcare worker came in and sat near me what should I do? I need financial advice

>>52906270
Great than you can spare $3k for a lifetime sponsorship deal with the Johnny fathands channel

>>52906205
I have the /gme/ baggies I am convinced I'm a rabbi who accidentally doxxed himself on /pol/ while spamming
>webm related.
They legitimately believe there are paid shills there trying to get them to sell. I absolutely love how schizo they are.

>>52903921
Did you build your own oscillator anon? Pretty cool.

>>52905857
You're here every day and you don't have 10K?

>>52904408
>>52904635
>>52904453
Baffled by posts like this unironically. Market literally always dumps this week and rallies the next. Every year. You guys act like 2022 is special and different, that this recession will be an ultra mega giga recession to zero. Nothing will happen except the same shit as every other time.

>>52906293
ask her to examine a boil on your ass
>when she makes this face youre g2g

Fuck I’m on beer #4 and probably not getting laid my portfolio is ruined

>>52905784
>he exclusively butt chugs red bull
that’s actually 100% accurate
I do occasionally go for monster, but red bull is my main go-to

>>52906293
Open up your portfolio on your phone and set it down so she can see your stack, the go to pay for your drink and let magnum condom "accidently" fall out of your wallet in front of her.

Things that were already more expensive last year are now even more expensive.

>>52906338
It's OK bro, your friends are always there for you.

>>52906301
>protestant
Not a real religion.

>>52906219
2010-2020 was one of the greatest and longest bull runs of all time. It would have severely underperformed in a crab decade like 2000-2010.

>>52906355
My portfolio is mostly otm TQQQ calls and TBLT
>>52906363
Sweet

>>52906293
Wash your penis!

>>52906363
damn, Kamille is looking rough

>>52906317
>he doesnt know i went long today.

>>52906349
Oh hey bb! Look it's getting close to January which is my $10k goal, so I'm gonna be needing that $3k. Should I give you my PayPal or Venmo or what?

>>52906338
Dont drink so fast
>>52906293
Get off your phone for starts.

>>52906384
yo nigga, how comes ya aint got no moneys or no nothin eventho ya gots a license to print n sheeeeeeettt?

>>52906317
Didn't we completely skip the Santa rally last year? I remember we were all waiting for it for like two months and then inflation came in super hot in January and we were like awww fuckshit. By the way movie night tomorrow I've missed like two weeks in a row

>>52906396
I can’t help it, I like the taste

>>52906375
Women are too stupid to even understand stocks (see cathie wood) she just needs to see your account balance. Also just take a lap around the bar and approach the tables and say "looking good ladies" then just walk away.

>>52906382
Then you made the right choice? This literally happened last year too. I'm confused how people can watch charts all day and not see the fact in a low volume market there isn't going to be a capitulation. We'll be here in this range until the end of the year and 1-3 days into january the market will actually shit the bed and fall off a cliff, seemingly for no reason, because it's a new year/quarter/month.

It's like you guys merely dabble, or something.

>>52906418
Anon that's what all alcoholics say. Don't make us give you an intervention.

>>52906376
WHORE

>>52906414
Scoops come hang out with me in the suburbs
>>52906426
There are like 3 women here total… I picked the wrong bari think

>>52905819
ah, cos, or as some say, cosm

>>52906426
>Also just take a lap around the bar and approach the tables and say "looking good ladies" then just walk away.
Kek! Ultimate Boomer tier advice

>>52906338
you will never get laid going out with the intention of getting laid.
Its always the quick pop down to the bar, no plan, thrown to the wind evenings that result in the most success.
The pursuit of women is often akin to the pursuit of gamefish. You can be decked to the 9's, troll the perfect spread for hours, have the best weather et al and not catch shit while the guys on the organized at the strip club at 4am boys cruise filled the boat before noon casting hot dogs.
>tldr stop putting so much thought into it, when the fish are horny they'll bite anything. Getting them to turn on is an ever increasing mountain of diminishing returns. Timing the market beats time in the market (or bar).

>>52906452
I'd say as long as you're still drinking for pleasure and not because you feel a compulsion to you're still on the non-interventional side.
t. 3-5 drinks per typical night

>>52906501
That’s a big fish

>>52906475
>come hang out with me in the suburbs
I take it that this is poem anon.
I might be actually be a little free today

>>52906426
>"looking good ladies" then just walk away
Was that a /biz/ thread or did that anon post here. Nice drawback.

>>52906414
Ok look jam anon came in here and tried to flex his wealth on me so I'll make you a deal. You and jam anon split the cost, so $1.5k each. You won't even know the money is gone.
>>52906475
Oh shit poem anon is that you? Yeah bars are a hard sell these days. Women just don't go out anymore. Wasn't like the good old days is it? It's a shame I don't live up there, I'd go to the bar and be your wing man anytime.

>>52903900
Kek i wish i did this. Did it around early to mid 2022

>>52906521
I’m not going to locate myself in this thread, but message me on LinkedIn
>>52906527
Yeah it’s be I’ll pay for your flight

>>52906011
Doesn't really matter you sell a fucking memestock after a retarded climb from 70 cents to 24 dollars.

>>52906523
It's an old post from somewhere I don't remember.
>>52906542
Hopefully when I'm finally done with this job I can relax and come out there to drink and do some scoopsies searching.

>Finally get into stocks during the last year of the greatest bullmarket of all time
>Just in time for 10 years of stagflation and bear

At least I beat Cathie Woods

>>52906514
Girls always get the bigunns.
Unironically boats can be an amazing way to get laid depending on your area.

>>52906317
Well then why are you not rich? Just buy puts the week before this and sell on Friday. Then proceed to buy calls and sell next week Friday. What's that? You're not rich? But you just said this always happens!

Kek

>>52906440
>1-3 days into january
You don't think they will wait for Q4 earnings

>>52906623
Maybe he has. You dont konw.

>>52906417
>Santa rally
>Last year
We wuz at ATHs n shieeeeet son

>>52906542
>message me on LinkedIn
what’s your linkedin?
there’s no fucking way that you have me found on linkedin

Hmm should I stay at this bar hoping more ladies show up even though I’ll be too scared to talk to them or just leave?

>>52906623
>heh if the chart isn't predictable, why aren't you a billionaire
Being a contrarian makes you poor spiritually, as well as financially.

>>52906646
You should practice sayings things to women sober before you make any sloppy bar guy drunk move on them that could bite you in the ass.

>>52906646
I stopped going to bars once I realized life wasn't an organic experience.

>>52906135
oh shit, is that the one that epstein owned?

>>52906646
just get a hooker
it’s way less trouble

>>52906646
since youre going to leave anyways just ask a stupid question and then bail when you get blown off. youll be happy you did later.

>>52906646
Depends, what kind of bar is it?
A classy, start your night joint that serves food? or a trashy, dive bar end your night place that has $3.50 claw's?
>inquiring minds want to know
Haven't sat at the barstool doe blind since I settled down. Nice to live bicariously through poemanon.

>>52906702
Yes!
And only for $55,000,000.
Looks like things may be getting bad for (((them))) if they're finally selling the party palace/adrenochrome sugar shack.

>Keep DCAing into equity/index for long-term holds
>But want to short it in the near term without relinquishing my long
Do I just buy puts, or?

>>52906672
>>52906646
No anon, he wouldn't be capable of doing that. You need to lean into your 'tism HARD. Start talking about trains, grocery stores. Or cardboard boxes. If you can't grab some p00n you might as well try and give these lasses a memorable night as "that weird guy" (in a good way). Become. Paggliucci.

>>52906644
Nevermind Scoops, I went home.
>>52906672
I'm too afraid of them when I'm sober
>>52906720
They scare me too
>>52906748
It was a classy bar that serves food. Now I'm 4 beers in, out $50, and I have to piss again
>>52906789
There was literally 1 woman at that entire bar, the healthcare girl, and she left pretty quick. I definitely misjudged that bar... thought it would be better on a Friday night.

>>52906837
>They scare me too
get a high class one, not a street walker
fuck street walkers, dude.

>>52906837
Ahh, there is your mistake. The classy bar is where you start the night, enjoy a drink and a meal that wont give you the shits. its where you want to make an appearance, not stay. Then head over to the $2 shot bar and get wrecked with everyone else. If you dont know where to go just drive around (sober) until you find a place with a full parking lot around 10pm.
>t. what everyone in my $35 cocktail hamptonite town does

>but what about Black Unemployment?

>>52906910
You have to message the classy ones online though, and that's pretty scary
>>52906941
I know the dive bars around here... there's a couple nearby. I've been to both before, but I usually just end up sitting there and drinking alone. Maybe I'll go to one later, it's not even 7:30 pm yet. I don't have anything at home to keep drinking though, except wine

>>52906910
What is your opinion on massage parlor girls? In my experience they tend to be a hit or miss(yes I'm looking for conformation bias)

>>52906955
WTF is this what LEAN HOGS look like if you overfeed them?

>>52906977
Get some Gucci boots. Bitches love men with Gucci boots

>>52906994
Man I can't afford those boots..

>>52906977
Sober up for a bit, grab a bite and rally for round two. I used to make the same mistake all the time, hit the bar on the way home from work and 4 cocktails in its not even 8 you already want to go while the girlies are still at home doing makeup. Honestly, one of my hardest problems in the hookup world was pacing.

>>52907003
I wasted so much mental energy from 18 to 24 trying to get laid, before I met my wife. If I could go back in time, I would have instead developed my professional network with MEN. Instead of developing my amount of venereal diseases.

>>52906301
Something makes me think that guy isnt even a pastor. Probably just a wolf who went out and bought one of those priest neck things. Dont ever see them sharing details on where they preach either except for maybe one.

>>52907045
Hmm, maybe I'll go back out in a bit. The bar that does karaoke is always popular, though it's really cold out tonight. I'll bake some chicken tenders first (even though I just overpaid for an unfulfilling dinner).
>>52907065
If I could go back in time to 18-24, I'd just kill myself and save the trouble

>QRTEA
>Market cap $769.18M
>Free cash $624M

>>52907065
A 19 year old composed this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k341a713m_Y
what's your excuse?

>>52907104
>Net profit margin -100.11%
what

>>52907121
Sounds like background music from a 1960’s Disney movie. It’s shit

>>52907098
Do it. Karaoke is great. Me and a buddy would randomly start doing acapella and that was always a good way to boost the mood.
>Do you have a song you'd sing?
One of my go to songs will always be My Favorite Things from the sound of music.

>>52903921
Lmao wtf is a AROON indicator.

>>52906941
>Then head over to the $2 shot bar and get wrecked with everyone else
You must be hog hunting while blackout drunk off cheap liquor. Been there. Been there many a time

>>52907133
Accounting gimmick from the last Quarter. They reported $3,081,000,000 goodwill loss for tradename depreciation. The company has never actually lost money. Their revenue is slightly down this year but that's it, EOY is their biggest quarter anyway. There's no reason this stock should be selling for $1.50.

>>52907045
>hit the bar on the way home from work and 4 cocktails in its not even 8 you already want to go
Based

>>52907003
those are a different kind of work boots, you should walk in mud puddles since ur a frog tho for the woman and like put ur jacket in the puddle so she can walk like in old anime

>>52907188
Any port in a storm, anon.
>never know where that port will lead

>>52904509
Timed pretty much like butter on a biscuit for 1h23 recession before a pivot later in the year.

Bros, I made a mistake and looked at the catalog unfiltered. Why are the cryptotards seething right now?

>>52907235
I want Arissa Vurr to hold me down and choke me to death while I cum inside her

i tipped my black betty at red robin $5 on a $10 order, are you happy JEROME

>>52907334
BAM BA LAM

>>52907236
based

>>52907334
Are you Mr. Warren J Buffet sir?

>>52907304
Cause I shorted silvergate.

>>52907345
ram jam owes reparations
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tiCEVl_9-MM

>>52907180
basically just indicates whether you're making new highs or new lows within a set period of time, based on # of past bars.

what does it mean if the girl you're out with keeps darting her eyes elsewhere, is she checking out other dudes?

>>52906977
It seems you haven't reached the "don't give a shit" phase of your 30's like me poem anon. I have absolutely no anxiety around women, but I'm also not looking for one either. You need to remember that women are just a dumber, weaker, version of men. They are your inferior. I know it's easier said than done but it's something I think you'll eventually learn. As far as bar hopping goes, I haven't been to a bar in years so I don't really know what that scene is like anymore. Definitely need to find out what bars younger chicks go to in the area. If you're going to bars alone, that also puts you at a disadvantage. Ive never pulled are girl going to a bar alone. It gives off serial killer vibes. Always go to the bar with your boys if you can. Having scoopsies with you would help even though he's a meth'd out sperg. If you don't have friends to go with that once again bums me out that I'm not in the area because I'm a great wingman. I'm not great at pulling women anymore, but I'm good at breaking the ice with people. You really need to link up with scoopsies because at the very least he could hook you up with a decent hooker. Hell you can even creampie her and make scoopsies take your sloppy seconds

>>52907416
Yes, assert dominance by punching her in the mouth and fuck her ass

>>52907424
i offered to wingman for him, my accent will bring in the chicks for sure but no response

>>52907424
Thanks. Yeah, I'm too autistic to just assume women are dumber than me. I always think everyone is analyzing the world at the same depth and rate that I am
>>52907437
Where are you? I can fly

>>52905534
Just pretend you are writing it about someone else.

>>52907477
>>52907477
>>52907477

>>52907465
you can just drive, I'm in Kent (Aussie expat)

>business and finance education starting in 2025
>first class lecture
>Professor: "Hello class. When the Fed wants you to buy stocks, you buy. When the Fed wants you to sell stocks, you sell. That is it for your degree. That'll be $40000. Class dismissed"

>>52907376
I would imagine if you took enough peers in a sector it would be great for buying calls/puts when so many are hitting ath/atl at the same time. Sector being under/over sold. Anything specific you use it for?

>>52907465
I too feel sad for you anon, could have a very fun time showing you around to the local floozies. They'd love the autistic innocence. Some are pretty cute too. If you're ever in southern New England make a few post in SMG.
Remember my fish analogy earlier ITT, women are literally gamefish and men treat them the same way. $1Mil boat to chase marlin is no different than a $1mil car to chase tail.

>>52907496
>40,000
That's way too fucking little, local university selling credits for 700 bucks now. A 120 credit degree at a public university near me now costs 84,000 dollaridoos.

>>52906528
I actually was holding a nice SOXS position back in Nov 21, got talked out bc "muh meant to go to 0". Was holding BOIL and sold right b4 Russia invasion. Also said, made like 60% on oil equities I just sold off so I can buy in later. And still holding NG shorts until next spring where can make some money, but at least make some money back.

>>52907498
basically i take reversals of pullbacks in the trend. i want to go long when we've been recently making new highs, when both trend and momentum are up and while price is above the EMA's. it's basically just about using indicators to give your bull/bear flags the best possible chance of success, and after that it's just a matter of risk management (how you set up your risk vs. reward). i personally like to scalp 1:1 risk:reward with a 2xATR OCO order, above and below my entry. makes the trading semi-automated, i just enter, set my OCO order up, and walk away. it either wins or it loses. all that matters is that it wins more often than it loses, which it does, speaking from my own experience. it's common sense: only trade when everything is going in your favor. the winds at your back, as it were. even the most perfect set up can fail, of course, and will, but it should succeed more often than not.

What do you make of shit&piss500 volume going down? Do you think a reverse head and shoulders is forming/can form?

>>52907489
Kent's a little too far for me to drive tonight, considering I'm drunk. Another time though