/biz/ - Business & Finance

Bonds will rise again
get them with good yields now

>finally got a job
>bought my first mutual fund
I'm on my way!

santa wears red

>>52900361
Why? commodities will be better bet. Oil will be priced in gold.

ziss time eet izz deeferent

>>52900369
Santa gets cucked by big black elf cock while Mrs claus drinks that cum

Looks like we're also dumping next week.
Dont close you're shorts

So the gook poster is the early baking. Guess it makes sense that he'd be a faggot in more ways than one

>>52900411
i will take profits. no way i let my ganZ excape my grip.

I have been 100% cash since the beginning of 2022, none of your fake pumps made me FOMO in.
I will be the one that buys the absolute bottom and makes it at the end.

Get your Lumber futures while they're still cheap

>>52900411
nobody here should give a fuck about crypto. bitcoin follows the nasdaq, not the other way.

>>52900376
With what demand. Winter is nearly over in the western hemisphere, economy is on a back burner. I see oil futures going negative again. The backwardation on oil is getting more obvious by the day. inverted energy etfs havent done so well because of nothing lately

>>52900411
Look at the DXY.
Look at the 10 year treasury.
Look at TLT.
Look at Gold.

The answer is obvious if we will get a santa rally or not.

>>52900436
anon...........................

>line go up for 2 months
>line go down 1 day
>line irrational down
>line must go up now. Because reasons

>>52900440
Oh i checked the economic calendar,i just posted that pic for no reason

>>52900446
Do you have a problem investing in cheap woods?

Looks like a 1 for 50 split is happening on the 30th
what are the chances I can ride this to -99 or 100% before it happens bros

>>52900443
Pivot is coming. If JPow had seen the economic data from the 13th a week earlier he would've pivoted and started cutting rates. Either way rate cuts are coming soon, 2% or 0%.

STOP THE DAMN MATCH!

>>52900472
>Either way rate cuts are coming soon, 2% or 0%.
Not for several months and stuff would have to crash good and proper to get them to do it.

>>52900451
L*m poster was your top signal. Here's your bottom signal. Load up BOIZZZZZZZZZ

>>52900472
the goal is 2% inflation. if you think the fed is going to cut rates anytime soon with inflation still 7%+ you’re coping

>>52900472
>mfw Powell finally PIVOOOOTTTS

>>52900504
HEEEMED

>>52900464
We can't be serious......you think people use lumber as fuel?

>>52900451
Technically Tuesday we went up but that was a red candle day. Four days of dump in a row now. RSI nearing 30. I don't think we can keep it up.

>>52900472
It's boring, but you should watch these.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f_sy0YY3SdI
He's speaking directly to you mumu.

>>52900443
>dxy
meh, failed to hit support, probably crabing up to a dead cat bounce
>10y
expected, nothing special
>tlt
this one is interesting, did nazi it coming
>gold
wow, boomer fear index is slightly up

now get a trip, its called a correction and it plays out over half a year

>>52900443
Based

>>52900472
>Pivot is coming
Say 'pivot' one more time mother fucker! I dare you!

>>52900464
it's construction wood lmao

>>52900446
commodities can only get so cheap

FUCK SILVERGATE

AND FUCK CARVANA

>>52900524
im burning pallets in my basement to keep warm this year

>>52900540
please tell me what lumber is used for in the US. I'll hive you a hint

SPY just broke 382, its over bobo

>>52900540
>it's construction wood lmao
burns the same as any other

>>52900562
you said that last thread

>>52900540
commodities include costs for storage. Storage is limited

how to lower my net 1099 income?

I am the Most Aggressive trader on /biz/

make dealings.

>>52900576
Yes. And it’s worth repeating

>>52900568
contruction. I don't care, cheap commodities are cheap. Buy low, sell higher.

>>52900583
>not 100% options
ngmi

>>52900504
what a little pussy

Can anyone tell me what it's like being <6ft?

PCCE shows PCR at the highest level ever, we're going to fucking squeeze

I am a literal stock market god

i feel like i should go long now for the santa rally next two weeks.

There is absolutely no reason hold stocks right now. SPX is easily going down to 3700 and then probably 3500. Democrats won't be happy until America is completely destroyed and everyone is poor. Then they will accept communism.

>>52900366
Congrats bro. Job search is horrible gj making it through.

>>52900612
My former zoomer employee is 5'9" and used to work out religiously to compensate. One day we were joking around about steroids because I always accused him of it and ended up saying "if only there was something you could inject yourself with to grow 3 inches". I could tell that hit him personally. He ended up walking away defeated and I felt really bad about it. Didn't realize people were that self conscious about their height. It's genetic, you can't control it.

>>52900504
Reminder that the Fed was poised to hike in 2019 and they pivoted and cut after Dec '18. Their projections don't mean anything. Markets are forward looking and will look past all "bad" data to either a soft landing with 2% rates or a mild recession w/ ZIRP and QE that will catalyze the meltup.

what stock for the biggest, nastiest bull gains for when the market rallies?

Why is it ok to use the “Guns are just a tool” argument but not “Drugs are just a tool”?
I can see many scenarios where having a stockpile of heavy painkillers would be just as helpful as having a stockpile of ammo and guns. This seems like retarded logic to me. You can shoot yourself with a gun the same way you can get yourself addicted to drugs.

>>52900661
wanted to fucking die, so worth it for leaving my old shitty one

>>52900575
you might want to go look up the energy density of wood and compare with coal or gas and then compare their respective price per GJ.

>>52900665
>It's genetic, you can't control it.
yeah and women hate you for it

>>52900612
Tall bitch tits at eye level.

>>52900665
>Didn't realize people were that self conscious about their height.
bro guys under like 5 8 literally get bullied by basically everyone their entire lives, especially by women

>>52900665

CLOSE YOUR SHORTS NOW FINAL WARNING

>>52900665
>5'9"
Did you ever accidentally step on him or anything? Like did he ever go missing and you found him on the bottom of your shoe and he was like HEY MAN LET ME UP in that squeaky voice haha that would be funny

>>52900441
>I see oil futures going negative again. The backwardation on oil is getting more obvious by the day.
OK folks, we have the dumbest of money in on the bear side. Time to load your oil longs.

the one day I don't fomo(into cosm) and it keeps pumping

>>52900690
No.

>>52900690
Meaningless, 0DTE options create too much noise for this indicator to be of use. Focus on the fundamentals - inflation is rolling over, the labor market is great, the economy is strong, rate cuts soon.

>>52900690
I’m staying short ABNB.
Fuck this company

>>52900320
Everyone is so bearish, should I buy SPY calls before close for next week. It scares me when everyone is more of a bobo than me.

why has no one been shilling PFIX

>>52900583
>stocks
>aggressive

>>52900690
>CBOE adds daily options
>WTF LOOK AT ALL THIS OPTIONS VOLUME THE BOTTOM IS IN

>>52900714
some of us trade short term for faster money gains and losses

>>52900724
its so crazy it just might work.

>>52900583
> No options

Kek

>>52900724
I'm not bearish enough
a lot of the data coming out mirrors shit seen during the great depression
so much fucking consumer credit and margin debt floating around, if the stock market takes a big enough hit we'll get a margin call cascade for sure, and when we enter a recession that consumer debt is going to wipe some niggas out for sure
it's going to be bad

>>52900583
>aggressive
>no international stocks

>>52900674
Guns are a tool to save lives by protecting against injun raids and providing an emergency check against bad government. Drugs don't really have the same clear-cut benefit when left alone.

>>52900698
Kek made me laugh. It's nice being a 6'1" hamchad. I'm literally the top of the male food chain.

>>52898832
take profit going into the weekend
+$480 - I'm out

>>52900434
Anon the bottom is already in lol

>>52900757
That was 100 years ago. We have anti-depressants now.

>>52900366
It’s nice to have hope

>>52900783
>anti-depressants
go for a run and hit the gym and get some good sleep dude

how does one actually aquire a social life? how to even find people you enjoy spending time with? fuck sake lads... autism isnt easy.

>>52900524
I work at a power plant that uses fuel, but there are several wood plants up here in the north that produce power for the grid. One of my buddy works at a wood plant. They literally have a conveyer belt of wood going into a boiler to power turbines and make electricity, I shit you not.

>>52900790
I'm buying FSRNX in my roth ira and VT in my brokerage account

>>52900769
You faggots lied to me. This movie was a fucking snooze, and pozzed to Hell. Why was the girl such an ugly mutt when she's described as beautiful with auburn hair in the book? The only redeem8ng character was the Baron, but he hardly had any screentime.

>the missing 80 trillion dollars still hasn't been addressed or reflected in the markets

>>52900790
>Rocker_frog.jpg

>>52900781
not if there is a recession next year. This year has been nothing than multiples repricing due to change in RFR

>>52900816
burn the coal pay the toll

What oil ETF do you guys like?

lets get this porridge bobros
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ly2XV-QiHDU

>>52900572
you jinxed it

>>52900714

RECTITE ON MY ASS AND IT MAKES ME ITCH

>>52900806
I know that there are biomass power station, my point is that they don't use cut lumber as the fuel. They use the stuff that can't be used for other things as fuel like chips, bark, and dust.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yWp4fq9pH88 thoughts?

>>52900827
NRGD

>>52900812
Are you kidding me, I loved it, but I've always loved the dune universe. I'm sorry I have to get the one who tells you this, and that you have to find out this way but, you have shit taste.
>>52900816
Hey I don't drink monster buddy.

>>52900757
Yes but the markets are irrational and pump over the stupidest shit. I feel like this is a market overreaction, I’ve been shorting since $398, but SPY is bound to correct to its 200 EMA, or at least trend along with it.

>>52900757
>so much fucking [...] margin debt floating around
I_Dont_Think_So_Tim.jpg

>>52900816
I'll take "why are white men dating asian girls for $500" Alex

>>52900877
are you for real you absolute monkey nigger retard

gas is down to $3.04 at my local gas station. it almost feels surreal seeing it that low

>>52900889
Nigga, I'm astounded. How are your posts from 2021 showing up in this thread??

>>52900827
Oil ETFs suck in general. Too many garbage oil companies.

>>52900898
keep buying calls jackass

>>52900889
it December man, that graph is months old.

>>52900908
Yeah, bruh, of course I'm buying calls. We at 460 going to 470! Hahaha

>>52900911
even so, it's at all time highs
or do you think margin debt got almost cut in half in the last 4 months?

>>52900883
FOOMBLE

>>52900894
Wait til next summer. With this retard in chief, we'll see $7 national average.

>>52900827
OILK

Inflation is easing and fed is increasing rates by only 50 points now. Why are still down?

>this nigga thinks margin debts needs to go down to 1998 levels to be reasonable

>>52900918
Unless you've got a better, up-to-date graph, FINRA's saying it got cut in half over the course of the past *year*. We now at 2019 levels.

>>52900924
lol okay whatever you say oil baggie

DXY

>>52900827
XAR

>>52900940
>oil baggie
negative

>>52900936
>this nigga thinks half of 500b is 100b

>>52900924
As someone who could afford that I'd be okay with it just to see madness ensue. If it hits 7 nationwide then someone will do the raping.

>>52900765
>government funded healthcare drives up prices for healthcare across the board
>doesn’t matter lol have enough morphine to do open brain surgery on myself at home
Seems pretty clear cut to me

>>52900930
>Why are still down?
Because like last time powell said they are gonna keep raising rates unless 2% inflation is hit or unemployment rises
Unlike before though now people know that powell isn't fucking around

Line go down?

santa rally

it's 2023, how is consumer debt even real? like nigga step away from the mall lol

SPY to 350

What does chatGPT have to say about this market crash?

Speaking of baggies. I just noticed baggot isn't here. He must have got banned. Notice how peaceful and not subversive this general is now?

>>52900883
>You just can't handle a strong independent woman!

>>52900990
it told me to DCA for the next 30 years

>>52900991
what was tony thinking here?

>>52900991
with Jews you ___________.

thinking about picking up a new jacket
i'm a sucker for sale pricing

>>52900991
While he's not here to defend himself, can I get a qrd on him? On the one hand he seems to hate jews and such but on the other i have seen multiple posters call him a jew and such, so I am unsure what to think.
>KENTUCKY FRIED CHICKEN IS ALL I SEE

>>52901009
inverse what they tell you to buy

>>52900961
The US did not have 100,000 Leonid Rogozovs last year that balance out the number of drug overdose deaths.

>>52901016
$5 for a jacket is a steal.

>BBBY hitting record lows
IT HASN'T BEEN THIS LOW SINCE 1995

>>52901016

and just like, that we were never over 381.73 again

>>52901016
Why is the decimal in the wrong place

>>52901016
what website is that?

mr.porter has a sale on their website these days aswell, but they might not have expensive enough things for you.

>>52900971
You don’t understand the entire American economy depends on consooming... I really hate that everything is now going subscription model where you don’t own anything and every fucking thing is going subscription based... I miss the 90’s and early 00’s when you bought something it was completely yours and you didn’t have to keep paying a monthly fee and didn’t need to upgrade anything if you didn’t want to

>>52901018
He's just a shitposter. Never take what he says as serious.

>>52901016
ugly as shit
the most i ever spent on a jacket was the filsonxlevis tin cloth trucker, as seen on jake gyllenhaal. love that thing

>>52901018

>>52901051
Holy cringe

>>52900997
How do I profit from rostie rage?

>>52901039
thats the most cringe, cucked shit i've ever watched

>>52900320
SPY Bobo anon here, like I said earlier in this thread. I’m scared how bearish everyone is. This was a huge market overreaction and don’t think we’ll break $380 (not yet), I think we’ll see a retest of $388-390 next week, before possibly going lower. And I’m inversing you fags.
>t. Position $382c 30DEC

>>52901005
>Paulie is lying and I'm going to kill him
>>52901018
Baggot is the jewiest Jew to ever Jew. He's a race mixer, he claims to hate Jews even though he is one just to data mine for the ADL, and everything he says, and I mean that literally, cannot be trusted because it's a subtle troll. He's been doing this consistently for over 5 years with no sign of slowing down.

>>52901028
I find it hilarious cohen dumped on them at the top

>>52900971
People are. Those two spikes earlier in the year were stimulus/post-pandemic mall splurges. Now people are stepping away where they can (auto & student loan debt growing below inflation) but having to tread water with everyday needs (groceries on credit cards at inflation).

>>52901055
why do women button their gut into their blue jeans/pants

Thanks illuminati you stupid niggers

>>52901069

Rally bursátil de Santa Claus

>>52901016
Would go great with these

>>52901073
That was so fucking hilarious. I'm waiting for gme, it's almost back to pre meme levels.

>>52901091
he's probably eating tyrones cum out of her panties

>>52901069
And yet even the most vial 1/10 male got with a girl.

>>52901091
Why the hell do they have such a big apartment?

>>52901072
He does make good trades and he posts them here beforehand. He is objectively outperforming /SMG/.

>>52901016
kill yourself faggot
what a shitty zoomer jacket

>>52900930
When Powell keeps saying “higher for longer” every time he has a press conference, things start to meltdown because companies can’t afford rates that high

>>52901091
I didn't realize we were posting this based lad today.

>>52901106
>the most vial

IM A LIL BAGGIE SHORT AND STOUT, THESE ARE MY SHITSTOCKS THIS IS MY SNOUT

funds are current dumping their puts, power hour soon. SPY to 410.

>>52901086
Prevents their pants from sliding down constantly

>sold COSM at $6.5
>it's now over $9

>>52901109
>He does make good trades
He does make good trades
>He does make good trades
He does make good trades

>>52901124
if this isnt a greencard marriage i dont know what is

>>52901051
I have something that looks about the same as that. It cost $75.
>>52901065
Thot index is good in bull market. Athletic slutwear, makeup, companies like that.

>>52901073
I suck at trading and large stick to boomer ETFs and this sort of thing makes me feel better about myself.

>>52901106
Maybe poemanon should try the Philippines too

>>52901141
dammit i wish i was paying attention more to the guy shilling it this morning. could have 3X my money instead of making 1%.

>>52901146
Have you met a western woman?

>>52901073
plebbitors deserve to lose their money. they'll just donate it to democrats anyway

>>52900867
they use straw a lot. t. my dad is innthe industry. also anlot of coal plants will burn straw as basically filler and because it gets epa brownie points.

>>52900320
It's ok. It will all be fine once Santa decides to join NATO and let the US build military bases on the southpole.

>>52900472
>If JPow had seen the economic data from the 13th a week earlier
lol, lmao even

the MAIN takeaway from wednesday's presser was his emphatic remark that every board member was fully apprised of the most recent economic data when making their reccomendations and predictions. Fed hiked their terminal rate prediction +0.5% EVEN AFTER fully taking into account the recent rosy inflation figures. That is why we're giga puking, the fed got insanely more hawkish even despite all the slowdowns and good prints we've been seeing, which means they're signaling that they don't really actually give any kind of a shit about prints, at least not in the near term. They're just going to keep hiking and erring on the side of too much tightening vs too little. That means good prints can't pump the market anymore, which means all news is bad news, which means we are downonly until (bare minimum) we hit 5% unemployment. Anyone with longs still open is suicidal. Anyone waiting for a bounce to get out of their positions is going to get reamed.

>>52901160
I mentioned before that I can't go to any SEA countries, or Latin America, or Eastern Europe... ever. I'd get kidnapped.
Also, I'm not nearly as 'vial' looking as that guy.

>>52901161
that was me shilling it this morning. i bought 50 shares pre market and almost bought 50 more on the dip but pussied out.

>>52901145
He's posted his account balance multiple times and is up this year. The last trade he said was to buy TMF, which is up 20% the last month. Even if he is a fag, I'd rather listen to someone who posts their account balance then cocky 4 fig accounts that post 100% gains on the day then disappear forever

buy low, sell high.
Simple as.

>>52901141
I sold at 10

>>52901041
Saks
>>52901023
>>52901039
Set country to Germany to test something.
>>52901031
What?
>>52901051
>>52901113
>>52901100
The jacket isn't even offensive, you're just sperging for no reason spergs

>>52901070
should i sell instantly my positions on monday?

>>52900714
>the labor market is great, the economy is strong,
but anon these are literally reasons to keep hiking

i wonder whats happening next week haha

>>52901200
>He's posted his account balance multiple times and is up this year.
You sure? I thought he was down 50% and everyone heckled his ass.

>>52901204
what do the dotted lines mean?

>>52901160
Poem anon has money, that literally solves all his problems with women immediately. The only thing stopping him from finding a woman is him at this point. >>52901200
Oh hey baggot, put your trip on please.

>>52901230
looks liek a santa rally to me

>>52901195
how did you know about it i saw u shilling it earlier today aswell, good play anon, well done.

>>52901253
i looked at investing.com for pre market movers and just started watching the high volume movers

>>52901211
Monday is the 1st day of Hanukkah, so who knows.. I have a feeling they colluded with Jpow at his dovish brookings speech Q&A and that gave them the signal to giga pump into the CPI and that was the eoy rally and they dumped th it bags on retail

>>52901262
>cosm went from 3.80 to 10.50 in a day
wtf

>>52901243
Probably overbought/undersold RSI thresholds.

>>52901243
it's a normalized oscillator. It's the 80 and 20% line.

>>52901240
A lot of newfags don't know baggot's history. A majority of the time here baggot was a historically bad trader. Like you could wake up, see what baggot was trading that day, inverse it, and go to sleep. It was a guaranteed win. Baggot went hard into NAK. Don't ever forget that.

>>52901278
>It's the 80 and 20%
of what?

Redpill me on British American Tobacco
According to google: 13 p/e, 6.5 dividend

Any reason not to invest in them and profit from braindead smokers?

>>52901293
just buy voo

Oooooo I wanna slurp storage reits soooo baaaad. But they will go lower in January.

>>52901290
of the oscillator....

Moshi Moshi~ Commence White Power hour desu~

Meltup is starting!

>>52901295
yeah, but then I dont actively help give people lung cancer?

Shower hour let's go!

>>52900320
Please dump more
Don't do the fake pump on closing
God please

next week will go back up i will not sell today
next week will go back up i will not sell today
next week will go back up i will not sell today
next week will go back up i will not sell today

>>52901321
Get algo scalped

>>52901325
I don't shower until after market close.

>>52901211
If it’s good enough for a screenshot it’s good enough to sell. I personally sold my SPY put’s yesterday, I shorted it down from $398.

Holy fuck another hour of this God damn HORSE SHIT! I just wanna be rich, is that too much to fucken ask? Holy Moley.

>>52901016
Five grand on a jacket is too much. I don't care how "stylish" it looks.

maybe i was right about the short trade here being iffy.

>>52901195
you weren't shilling it, you were asking stupid questions about it because you didn't know it had a reverse split.

>>52901342
how much did u make

>>52901317
That's not a race you want to long just yet.

ITS TURNING

EL SANTOS RALLIAMOS

Heil power hour, heil our people

>>52901355
I'm convinced modern fashion is just money laundering at this point

>>52901376
does stonetoss lurk?

I'm buying more puts

>>52900690
Sold my puts this morning and bought calls.

Nice power hour,buddy

>>52901316
I don't get it
>>52901355
it's 50% off man
you're getting 10k worth of jacket

We will close at a new low

i knew shit was getting bad when safeway stopped sending me a coupon for a free signature pizza every week

>>52901378
closing shorts for weekend

>>52901423
Nah, Market's already turning.

>>52901401
I have no idea. Aren't artists usually too poor for the stock market?

>>52901403
me too. red friday = red monday about 90% of the time.

>>52901423
we already bottomed, look at PCRs

START THE WEEKEND RALLY AND NOBDOY GETS HURT. OK SOME PEOPLE WILL GET HURT BUT IT WILL BE LIMITED

>>52901403
How one buy puts?
What advantage over stocks?

>>52901373
My puts were long. (20JAN) I bought the $398 put last week before the pump to $410 unfortunately. But the theta was low enough for me to survive until it corrected down, and I broke even. Held it through a few days ago into the green, and made a measly 20% because I know the theta was going to catch up to me. I sold it early at $388 thinking the bulls would reclaim $390 unfortunately as well, but didn’t want to get greedy with Father Time nibbling at my ass. I would have been deep ITM if I would have held today. But since I’m a cash account, my funds being settled T+1 allowed me to scoop up prime SPY calls not too long ago at $381. I’m already up almost 20% right now and like I said earlier think we’ll retest $388 next week before going down more.

>>52901051
This guy literally stands in front of the mirror and practices various gestures and expressions.
Think about that for a second.

just ordered myself a dirty burger with a side of fries, it has brioche buns, fried onions chilimayo and bacon.

Did we run out of steam already, bobo sisters?

>>52901426
>featureman poster
Based and quitegoodpilled

>>52901416
look up "technical oscillator" in a search engine

>>52901466
Bro i'm on a hard cut but that sounds good af

>>52901466
Based.

>>52901459
very based anon, very based. enjoy the weekend bro.

>>52901472
What's it telling you to do right now?

>>52901469
interview featureman. he'd do it, he's up for anything. has good stock videos too.

>>52901474
cut during winter? im on a heavy ass bulk, im trying to go from 95kg to 110kg.

>>52901486
wait

>>52901458
The real advantage is in selling puts. You can even use the delta to determine your odds of success. Selling a 10 delta put on SPY will give you a 90% chance of success. There's no reason not to make money. Go and get it anon!

>>52901475
IM ONA FUCKING DIET AND YOU POST THAT?

FUCK! this is like posting porn in a No Nut thread...

>>52901495
I kind of, uh, did an unintentional fall bulk so..........

>>52901488
He is too pure. I wouldn't want to sully his reputation with my degeneracy. He's everyones pop pop.

>>52900366
Way to go. Now just save as much money as you can and put it to work.it takes a long time but you'll see your gains/divs working as hard as you. Eventually you can quit and let then do the work.

>Literally put all your money into COSM this morning shortly at open dip with a 30 cent stop loss
>Triple your money in a day
Why do people pretend day trading is hard?

>>52901499
How I do that? Want make money (safely)

>>52901466
I'm going to get a beer tower when I get to the casino

>>52901504
>He is too pure.
search for his flickr. Tom Willett

Lumberbros looks like I bought the lumberbottom.

>>52901512
Because there’s a even bigger chance of that going against you and losing 90%

>>52901497
what stock is that?

>>52901517
alpha chad confirmed.

>>52901531
Do you not know what a stop loss is? Do you not know how to read pre market runners?

Bros I sold puts on MSOS the volatility is insane. Look at how much premium there is for 7 days expiry.

>pasts
>presents
>futures

>>52901522
but WHY, did you buy the bottom of lumber?

>>52901478
Thanks. Best of luck to ya anon.

>>52901521
How fucking dare you ruin featureman for me...

>>52901539
it's not a stock it's SPX

>>52901541
me and the gf will probably split it. she likes to drink beer and watch sports.

i ate oreos that my cousin left here, and scrunched the ends so that they filled the visible section in the tray again. she'll be none the wiser

>>52901513
Well of course it's safe, anon. Just listen to my friends at (((tastytrade))). Selling a naked option spread will benefit you in the long run. Trust our backtesting.

>>52900320
scam hour

>>52901497
whoa so informative, its telling you that you have no idea wtf to do.

>>52901544
Stop losses aren’t guaranteed and you get caught up in some penny stock P&D you can lose big before your order fills

>>52901555
>Based shit poster
>Based Friday Night Casino Night
>Has a GF
>GF likes beer and sports
>???
>Profit

Looks like the real winner in life is you Anon.

>>52901556

>>52901564
you were warned

>>52901566
>you must hold bags 100% of the time
>being cash is not a position
kek

should i go all in Tesla before market closes or wait?

>>52900666
Retard there was no specter of inflation then

Powell will not lower rates unless there is a serious crisis

Think about how much big money will leave equities when safe 4% yields are an option

Combine that with QT... Equities are fucked

Today was the absolute rock solid bottom, only up for the rest of the year

>>52901551
Because it's cheap, it's the bottom or close, it can go higher than it can go lower. How high will it go? Probably not very. How low will it go? Probably even less. Unlike most of equities this is actually worth something and it has a real value with the words "cheap" and "expensive" meaning something.

>>52901575
The amount of times I've seen those kind of crazy moves downward (within minutes) can be counted on one hand across years. Im not saying walk away from your PC.

>>52901556
pure unadulterated Evil

>>52901016
>>52901100
Something like this...sorry i am still learning how to edit. I added it to my gucci boots apu.

nice short covering rally mumu see you monday

>>52901596
do it, we need more bagholders.

>>52901600
I would agree- either way, nice purchase points anon.

New

>>52901623
>>52901623

I just pile my money into a retirement fund, but guys I have no idea what my stocks to bonds ratio should be going into 2023. Should I just leave it at 90-10

>>52901600
Enjoy your cigar butt

>>52901609
snazzy, now he just needs a hat

>>52900441
excuse me euro here
winter is just beginning, last year it snowed in April

>>52901609
smg/10

SANTA MY SPY CALLS

>>52901628
eww- way to early.

>>52901582
life is good. i wish I would have held cosm a little longer.

>>52901609
i resent that

>>52901596
No, I predict Tesla will perform worse year after year now that they have major electric vehicle competitio from the big boys.

>>52901521
NOOOOO

Daaaamn that last hour run

I just bought all the Warren Buffett stocks