/biz/ - Business & Finance

First for anime

there was already a thread you dumb nigger
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<<52891590

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

>he baked

>>52897944
Don't care,you will post here.

>>52897944
>he thinks we're gonna use a 12 hour old thread

lol. lamo

>>52897968
>and he did it for free

All i trade is SPY

this last hour crab is like, fucking with my psyche

>>52897991
He actually exceeded the $600 threshold.

u goys got a trade journal

Santa rally starts next week. Retest 400

i hate you faggots so much

>you aren’t up 19000% I’m a day
Get it together /smg/

due to the inappropriate behavior of forumgoers in this thread i will cease posting in /smg/ indefinitely starting now. you will miss out on excellent financial advice from yours truly as well as some of the best, most cutting-edge memes and humor. if a jannie apologizes to me personally i MAY reconsider my stance

>>52898008
Nah I just gaan.

>>52897400
There’s a reason the market makers, blackrock’s Aladdin, hedge funds run scrapers of our big brain consortium of /smg/ to front run our expertly timed $500-1000 options play or how to invest in only the strongest stocks of mutant fish, steel manufacturers, gay sex vaccines and long term hold of triple leveraged ETFs

THREAD WARS MOUNT UP

How are my SOXL diamond-handers doing?

looooooooowwwwwwwwwwwwweeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

This is a great buying opportunity for JEPI

Sell everything

bought my first share of JEPI

>>52898023
>Needing scientific notation to list your stock price

>>52898034
Other one got shoa’d lmao

>>52898014
e-even me b-bro bit rude desu

Looks like the anon shorting moderna was right.

>>52898012
I hope so anon.

>TSLA down over 4%

is Elon going to go bankrupt? wtf is going on here?

>inherited 800k in 2009
>have 600k now
Are there even any rational arguments for this kind of failure? Should I just rope?

>>52898014

STOP SELLING!!!!!!!!!

>>52898058
elon is dumping lole

>>52898036
I sold in March

>>52898027
Me so sorry give me a squirt of pee pee poo I show u plz bb

>>52898058
he's the new orange man bad

>>52898058
In general stock prices can go up, down, or stay flat. Looks like that particular ticker has gone down some.

>>52898058
He pissed off his handlers a little too much.

>My boss fucked up and forgot a number on my new employees bank account information, so he isn't getting paid on time
I really need to get the fuck out of this place. I'm going back to bed.

>>52898058
You know tesla was $310 a few months ago,right?

>>52898058
They’re using Tesla stock to punish him for what he’s doing with/on Twitter, that’s the only play they have left since spacex is private

Argentine bonds are the play.

>>52898058
Tsla is played out, Elon is going to implement Chatgpt into twitter to make it the most dynamic search engine tool ever btfo of Jewgle

>>52898059
are thsoe 200k all lost in investing?
i mean its a bit suprsing u managed to not win much during that period since it was all bull.
but oh well anon

Jan APPL calls seem reasonable right now

why are jannies deleting /smg/ threads fucking trannies

Why is the life of a Bobo so easy? You mumus never told me shorting was the true path. You all lied to me

>>52898059
>t. Every fucking “techchad” that thought a financial advisor was useless

>>52898040
>>52898044

bots.

>>52898088
Enjoy your wage theft investigation from the state AG

expecting COSM to get wreck'd any minute now

>>52898091
Yes.

>>52898103
let's just say the first letter of jannies explains most of it I have said to much. First letter is "J"

>>52897910
>top secret clown business
Based

>>52898091
Sorry,but im shorting Messi

>>52898065
ELON??? ELON MUSKERINO?

>>52897935
Can I get a source please and thank you

>marijuana
>cannabis
>Dude, WEED

>>52898059
What are your strats, you just trading it on your own?

>>52898107
negative I'm not a bot. How do I prove this?

>>52898084
>implied anti-semitism

God you people disgust me

hurry the fuck up and go below 382 SPY so I can cum

WHY WONT SILVERGATE CRASH
CRASH DAMN YOU
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

What's the best utilities ETF?

>>52898133
It’s in the bottom left corner you coomer.

>>52898150
sorry we'll do better

>>52898107
I am not a bot. JEPI is a great income product, with capital appreciation potential. I reinvest my dividends monthly.

SPY to 180 :^)

>>52898165
THEYRE NOT DIVIDENDS YOU FUCKING RETARD I WILL COME TO YOUR HOUSE AND SHIT DOWN YOUR THROAT IF YOU DONT START CALLING THEM DISTRIBUTIONS

FUCK YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

>>52898150
go back

>>52898158
FUCK
CRYPTO
SCAMS
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>52898059
>lost 200k during the golden bull run
Topkek

>>52898115
I would lend Argentina $100k if the collateral was Anya.

>>52898150
We'll try not to imply it next time please accept my apology good sir!

>>52898137
If you sink in the water, you're not a bot.
>>52898167
>SPY to 180(3) :^)
^_~

>>52898162
See you guys in 15

I am a sublime genius. My index options are green, my shorts are green, my longs are green. You should all worship my genius

>>52898096
EUR losing against USD and buying btc on the way down then selling it all @20k.

>>52898111
He's going to drop off a paper check for my employee, but these sorts of little fuck ups are happening more and more and I'm tired of it.

How much money do I need before I can make a friend to teach me how to step my game up?
I know I can pay for an advisor to lose me money, but it would feel better if it was a friend.
Even better, how to find a business partner?

>>52898179
Sorry, my mistake. How do I edit a post?

Too ez

>>52898036

>>52898185
Anon that would basically just be buying her for $100k.

>>52898212
Pay for 4chan pass

>>52898208
What's your motivation here bro, seems like you just want somebody to hang out with join a club or hobby group my man

>>52898150
What do you mean you people? Goys perhaps?

Memestocks are officially dead

>>52898201
why do you people always have to post weird shit? why cant you just post normal, sexy images?

>>52898201
these are both men.

LET THE MUSIC GUIDE YOU
https://youtu.be/dW-7ftByfFg

>>52898219
How long until this "person" takes me to the mothership for organ harvesting and inhumane experiments?

>>52898159
SDP

>>52898233
EDM is absolute aural cancer and I'm tired of pretending it isn't.

>>52898036
SOXL_shill single handedly killed /smg/

>>52898185
Make sure Harriet Tubman isn’t around. She likes to steal collateral.

>>52898219
Stop posting this hideous alien woman, you could fit the Pacific ocean between the massive gap between her eyes, also stop posting the goblina Wednesday too.

soon I will have my first -%100 bag

I really need to stop slurping

what day of the month does JEPI pay divies?

Buy calls now, reversal incoming

>>52898233
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mIx0oXUtME8

>>52898231
no worries, i got you famalam.

>>52898234
You might say we cum in peace.

>>52898260
Quit buying shit stocks. Quit doubling down on shit stocks.

>>52898250
her face looks about 40

>>52898260
Been there. Just cut it and buy yourself a,nice meal at outback steakhouse

Any chance of a Rocker /smg/ update soon?

>>52898201

Good morning /smg/ sirs. Please do the needful and buy the dip. Thank you.

>>52898263

didn't you say this an hour ago
and 3 hours before that
and yesterday
and last week

>>52898283
Rocker died from the vaxx and that's a good thing!

>>52898269
Not bad, but not my kind of thing

>>52898219

>>52898088
What is your job?

>>52898283
Yes

you did buy COSM right?

You chuds aren’t investing in cardboard, right? You are surely investing in the hot commodity of pic related?
>inflation proof

>>52898231
>weird shit
Do you realize where you are

>>52898250
I thought he said sell when baka goes under the 200 day moving average. That was a long time ago

>>52898262
The ex dividend date is typically on the first business day of the month. The actual distribution is about 2-4 days after the ex dividend date.

Buying some shares of TSLA (shit scam stock lel) with a stop at $150 need or it or nah?

>>52898313
hes a real life janny. literal shit sweeper.

>>52898329
>when baka
lmao these roody poo filters I tell you what.

>>52898205
Do you work for a small company? If you are anywhere near 50 employees you should have a full time sperg for this.

>>52898328
John Rocker owes me money

I am having a second daughter

>>52898328
fageet

Really hoping farmer Jim and Weiss are on halftime today

>>52898229
how the fuck are retail down 40%? Does that include withdrawals?

>>52898351
Congratulations!

>>52898351
noice

who in here likes to gamble?

Are we in a recession yet or is this another tease?

>>52898373
You know it

>>52898036
bear market will be over by the end of next year. now is the time to stock up on cheapies. i prefer single companies to triple leveraged ETF's, but i like semi's all the same. but it's a long-term play, im not going to pretend like it isn't, so you do you.

I'm not bearish enough

>>52898262
https://www.nasdaq.com/market-activity/funds-and-etfs/jepi/dividend-history

>>52898381
You have no idea how short I am.

>>52898373
I prefer my monthly 1% payout from JEPI

>>52898377
i meant at the casino, not the wall street casino

>>52898351
in 18 years she will be sucking my cock for money

>>52898351
Congrats anon.

Is /GME/ really just a general for people to say it's over?

>>52898373
you know where you are bro?

>>52898351
>>52898362
>>52898368

>>52898395
Yes. I like to play craps.

>>52898375
Survey says...
https://www.cnbc.com/quotes/10Y2YS
Q3-Q4 next year.

>>52898404
I wonder what casino that is

>>52898328
sneed

>>52898395
oh hell naw, i'm retarded bro but not that retarded my gambling is strictly on jew street

>>52898410
Me too!

>>52898377
>>52898410
I hate craps and don’t understand why people are drawn to it, I’m not putting my money in your hands.

>>52898351
>Imagine having a daughter
LMAO

I told you guys SOXL was going to 8.30.

>>52898395
>>52898373
no. expected value is negative, id rather play russian roulette

Black trans lives matter. Why talk about stocks when there's more important issues out there?

>>52898351
I will wait for her

>>52898346
We literally only have 5 employees left. We are circling the drain.

Market bots are sluts for averages.

>>52898351
A toast! To anon, and his family

>>52898404
I still need to get around to replacing the Ohio flag patch with something more relevant
>>52898418
I think it was just on the first page of Google Image search
>>52898429
It gives you the best odds in the casino. You can also play absolutely retarded and get the worst odds if you want too. It's fun

>>52898443
>blacks
no
>trans
lel, no

>>52898392
5'2?

Is anyone buying calls?

>>52898260
when did you buy if you don't mind me asking? and why?

>>52898449
Good. Stop soaking up the labor supply. Let the cubicle wagies take out their own trash and scrub their own toilets. Else leave them wallowing in their filth.

> Oil

Wtfwt

>>52898351

I have a first date with some smoking hot latina girl from work any suggestions lads?

>>52898392
Brother Bobo, I have been shorting since fucking August. My losses up to now were extreme. One week ago I was still -40% on my portfolio. But finally the sentiment becomes profitable.

KILL ALL MUMUS

>>52898443
youre right, silence is violence. what do we do? i propose ontop of a capital gains tax every year we should have a BTL(black trans lives) tax because black trans are not invested in stocks so its unfair.

>>52898494
>futures

>>52898494
Be white

>>52898328

the fuck just happened to oil?

>>52898449
Understandable. I hope you are looking for a new job.

>>52898494
Ignore her and wait for >>52898351 pure bred daughter

MUUUMUUUU....

>>52898494
don't piss her off. latinas are loco

>>52898479
My wet dream is to pull the company out unannounced and watch the cubicle cucks end up knee deep in their own shit in a week. I hate office people so much it's unreal. Their latest faggy stunt is this week they are having a gingerbread house contest. That's right. A bunch of grown ass adults, building ginger bread houses at work in the clock. This is why china is going to btfo America.

>>52898348
why do manlets even live? how do they stand the constant humiliation?

>>52898512
Recession confirmed.

Turns out it was not priced in after all lmao

>>52898519
thats the only way for them to get wet tho

COSM hit $5

I woke up late. We break SPY 380 yet, or is that coming this afternoon?

>>52898351
i can't wait to enjoy her, anon. thanks :^)

>>52898501
redirect the new stock buyback tax to minorities and call it the buyblack tax

>>52898430
The kid doesn't look black in that photo. All of the women are bottle blondes

So where's the bottom?

>>52898539
if he was flailing his legs you would know he dindu nuffin. but he aint and he did

>>52898501
Nigga just open a brokerage account. Like download Robinhood. Fill out a Schwab application lol.

>>52898494
Invite her out on Friday night so there's no responsibilities in the morning. Take her out to a local restaurant that serves drinks. Possibly with a decent hotel nearby. Get a pitcher of margaritas. Enjoy yourself.

>>52898481
>U.S. WILL PURCHASE 3 MLN BBLS OF OIL FOR SPR FOR DELIVERY IN FEBRUARY - SENIOR ENERGY DEPT OFFICIAL

>>52898515
I have enough money to where I won't have to work for a couple months anyway. Plus I have a lot of connections locally so finding a job won't be a problem. Scoopsies also owes me $3k and when he pays up I'll be more than fine.

>>52898519
Should I take her to some mexican restaurant idk kek

>>52898605
also make sure you pull out
latinas are fertile af

>>52898522
>I become permanent WFH due to unsafe office conditions
Please do pull out. I beg of you

>>52898597
>robinhood

>>52898618
God, no. Take her to some fancy white person place. They love that kind of flex.

>>52898605
Thanks bro good advice

>>52898588
Bloomberg yesterday said SPX 2200 is the bottom.

>>52898632
Robbing from the poor and giving back to the rich as god intended

>>52898494
wash your penis thoroughly beforehand

>>52898618
Restaurants are fucking terrible for first dates anon. How new are you to this game?

>>52898618
Olive Garden bro.

Finished maxing out my 401(k) and Roth.

>>52898494
just b urself :)

hey guys, what do you do if you have a lot of money and are white but have a below average length dick (like 4 inches)? should you even bother trying to have sex? asking for a friend.

>>52898638
is there somewhere that makes costumes for the pepe plush? I have one

>>52898632
Robinhood is officially trash, they’ve been holding $50 of mine hostage for MONTHS. They won’t let me withdraw it, when I try to use help it just tells me I have to wait for funds to settle. IT DOESNT TAKE THREE FUCKING MONTHS FOR TRADES TO SETTLE DICKWADS. They’re actually so broke they’re not letting me cash out $50z I’m never using Robinhood again honestly, I’m a full time fidelity scrub now

>>52898618
Dave & Busters. Play some games with her, have fun and get her laughing. You'll hit for sure

>It's still doing down
Where is the fucking bottom?!

>>52898677
If you have a lot of money and a small dick just get dick enlargement surgery and have a 8inch meat stick.

>>52898666
where do you go for first dates typically, Satan?

>>52898692
fuck man I love D&B

>>52898677
I dunno, go after smaller women?

>>52898694
Man, I bought yesterday assuming that it'd stabilize around today.
I don't regret buying, After all it'll still go back up, but man, If I'd bought today I would have even more profit.

>>52898694
Relax, this is just the bottom of the channel on the new uptrend.

>>52898539
kek when will they learn?

>>52898221
Hangout with, yes. The crossover for 'hangout' and 'make money' is stupid small.
How to find money making friend?

>>52898694
SPY to 250

>>52898695
pretty sure that doesn't exist, anon. and if someone says it does it's probably some kind of weird pajeet scam or something. trust me i wish it was real, that'd make life a lot easier for people who made it, like my friend.

>>52898694
>Where is the fucking bottom?!
bend over and I'll show you

>>52898658
Threadly reminder next Monday is the annual /smg/ penis inspections. This is mandatory so don't be late.

>>52898677
Lose weight, fat asses have smoll peen because it’s hiding underneath inches of fat

>>52898714
That's a tough venn diagram desu

>>52898522
China will never overtake America. They basically sealed their fate from one child policy. It will be a demographic disaster in the next couple of decades. America can just import people to offset population decline. American culture is basically plug-and-play. China can’t do this because their language is way too difficult and they don’t have a sphere of influence.

>>52898677
Get good with your fingers and tongue, at that point the dick really won't matter as much as we've been led to believe. Good tongue skills can really satisfy a woman.

>>52898561
How long are we supposed to hold this shitstock anyway? I went in at 3.86 after the shilling this morning

>>52898699
Something active like bowling or ice skating or axe throwing is usually a slam dunk

This isn't the Santa rally I was promised.

>>52898747

>>52898711
kindly refrain from posting my wife

>>52898757

>>52898720
Literally google penis enlargement surgery. 15k will give you 2 more inches

>>52898438
Learn to count and don't get greedy

>>52898742
I'm gonna sell EOD, but I wanna see how high it'll go

>>52898772
>15k will give you 2 more inches
.........but in which direction?

>>52898747
its green for me. thanks santa

>>52898771
Im demanding your gainz as reparations' boi!

>>52898496
I have been shorting since april and the fake and gay pumps+theta+vix down put me in the red during this rally
but the delta is on my side now

>>52898767
No.

Pray for me, anons. Mistakes were made.

>>52898787
What did he mean by this?

Convince me not to capitulate here right now.

>>52898736
The US sealed it's date by pushing abortions as routine birth control, promoting sterilization, and telling people having kids is bad due to overpopulation. We are not in a better situation than china. Plus our entire population is nothing but panty waste limp wristed faggots with a population that is too busy playing VR hentai games so they won't work. It's over for the US.

>>52898735
Been so close a few times. Feels like it really is a big club that I am not in.
Bought some more stocks to ease the pain. Dividends are a replacement for hugs.

>>52898783
there was a guy who did that surgery and his penis ended up shrining back into his body and becoming useless, his GF also left him
even if it is a 1% chance case I would not take that shit ever

>>52898795

>>52898799
the sooner you capitulate the sooner we can recover.

>>52898799
Because you'll forever be a coward.

>>52898739
won't my friend get laughed at for having a small dick though? he's afraid of being humiliated/traumatized, even with finger/tongue skills.

>>52898795
Peanuts. Hopefully that was like 1% of your account.

SPY to 420

>>52898799
do it. its over. the west has fallen

buy COIN $35.10

>>52898799
Do the needful

>>52898794
FUCK YOUUUUUU

>>52898799
because you're not smart enough to time the bottom so you're better off DCA'ing and waiting. the bear market will likely be over in a year and your bags will suddenly become cheapies.

>>52898677
Lots of chicks don't mind a small wang. Warning, they also don't' like sex much but will give it.

>>52898810
Touching. Deep.

>>52898823
Ah yeah.

>>52898820
Tell your friend it's probably best that he transitions. Most men prefer a qt trap with a feminine benis, so you would actually be ahead of the curve compared to most.

>>52898837
Saved before the jannies can get it.

what are the bulls thinking reight now?

>>52898837
>having deepfakes of an actress saved

buddy...

STOP THE COUNT

>>52898859
About thos beans...

>>52898787
You wouldn't really hurt me, would you?

>>52898677
There are actually "people" in /smg/ under 6ft and less than 6". Lol. Lmao. This will be your life.

>>52898638
No problem anon. I would also suggest bar hopping after you get a meal with her. Plan this shit out so your cars won't get towed, and find the hotel you want to end up at the end of the night. Take a seat at the actual bar so you can always talk with the bar tenders if the conversation gets stale. A 3 or 4 person conversation can be easier. And they'll feed you drinks to you and her.

>>52898858
>>52898860
>i missed it

MRNA down 6.6%

>>52898860
Actually more sensible than saving any other type of porn. That's the kind of shit they'll throw lawyers at to get off the internet. Hell, aren't there still fappening pics that'll get you autobanned?

>>52898859
Stock prices will almost certainly go up in the future, and it could even be as soon as next week.

>>52898859
>damn I shoulda bought VIXM like that one intelligent and handsome anon was shilling 2 days ago

>>52898677
Buy a penis pump/penis extender and practise sport if you are fat . Gains guaranted.

>>52898915
absolutely not trading something with a chain that illiquid

>FED'S DALY: I'M NOT SURE WHY MARKETS ARE SO BULLISH ON INFLATION.

>>52898859
I was a bear for several weeks but this drop was too sudden for me. Expecting a little recovery by Monday possibly before we continue the leg down. If bulls didn’t pump at the eod yesterday today would probably be green.

Threadly reminder. Don't take dating advice from 4chan. Look where you are for fuck sake. Most people here are like poem anon. They literally lunch inanimate objects during a sperg out because they don't know how to function in life properly.

>>52898926
You got some other more liquid mid-term long vol ETN in mind?

>>52898929
>Fedniggers mad everyone isn't listening to their bullshit

>>52898929
Based

>>52898929
kek, fed confirmed max all-in on puts

>>52898823
you are literally stealing food out of artist's children's mouths by posting such images

>>52898880
>less than 6"
My penis girth is ~5.5"
Does that count, and can we round up...?
>>52898929
>STOP REMEMBERING YOUR TRAINING
I will never stop slurping juicy dips

I think globe life is a good short opportunity

>>52898940
No I don't I just get fucked on UVXY and UVIX instead :-)

fucking detest that the kikes won't let me trade VIX directly

>>52898937
Hey man... there's no need for that kind of hostility

is shemitah over yet?

WTI curve so flat Joe Biden's sniffing its hair.

>>52898929
The fed is literally telling everybody to sell their stocks
>don't fight the fed
Remember that slogan when the bull was running? It's relevant now more than ever

New

>>52898986
>>52898986

>>52898977
No, it's Hanukah.

>>52898971
i bought a case at QFC last night, thought of you bud

>>52898937
hey bro quit talking shit on poem anon now!!

>>52898937
Almost a rare based rocker post. Poem anon is the greatestest poster in /SMG/ history. Still, don't take dating advice from here. People unironically like goblina mutt animals.

see cpi can in cool and the fed only raised by 50bp. santa rally is on, stocks to the moon

>>52898994
Nice. It's good shit
I don't drink at home anymore, but I always get Rainier when I'm out if the bar has it

i made the right plays
and today it's opex
yet i still can't help feeling
that i'll never have sex

>>52898937
>literally lunch inanimate objects

>>52899029
He meant punch

>>52899101
No he meant lunch.

>>52898810
Thanks anon. Got a giggle.

YOUU MIIIGHT GEEEEET HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOKED

>>52898361
They were heavily invested in SPACs, meme stocks, shitcoins and ARKK type companies

>>52898860
>AI makes better art
>AI makes better stories
>AI makes better porn

how do i invest in this shit?

>>52899170
training your own model and selling the output

>>52899170
She can at any point in time start selling herself into the open market...
No sexbots, yet.

>>52898921
don't penis pumps just give you that balloon dick though?

>>52898361
Retail ALWAYS gets heemed. The Dotcom bubble was so devastating for retail investors it took 15+ years for them to return.

Notice how the media keeps pushing the bounce back will happen any second now. That's them trying to get bagholders for their masters for the next 20 years.

thank u for the kind wishes frens, I know you'll take good care of her and her sister once they comes of age

>>52899210
i literally work for a major multinational semiconductor corporation. we had record profits this year and have a plan to double the profits of the company in less than 10 years. don't invest in Pets.com i guess. semiconductors are not Pets.com.

is it safe to hold bear ticker throughout the weekend?

>>52899301
safe? no

>>52899286
My Uncle works for SOXL and he told me we are going above $80!

>>52899361
it unironically is, eventually. semiconductors are too important to modern technology. may take a couple of years though and who knows how low it'll go in the mean time. not like im saying it's happening tomorrow or something.

>>52899361
where do i sign up for the financial advisor job where i just tell people to buy the dip when the moving averages are up on the SPY daily chart and the Fed is doing QE, and sell the rips when the opposite is true? and i get paid 6 figures minimum per year right?

If you can read this, you ARE the exit liquidity.

>>52899587
feels bad man

If you're still in COSM you gotta take the money and run. Dont hold over the weekend and risk all this easy money you fools.

>>52897910
AAAAAAAAAAAAA