/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>52894393
Crypto is over, everybody short Coinbase, it's free money.

>>52894381
>>52894381
>Just to be clear if I were to sell today it would be the worst time to do it right? Surely next week will turn around.
I doubt we've seen the low of this bear market yet so even if it rebounds next week you'll get a chance to get in lower. You could always buy some SPY puts to hedge if you don't want to let go of your positions right now

Why is the market so myopic?

So if I buy one unit of ES500 (https://www.marketwatch.com/investing/future/es00)) in a $200k account, that's roughly x2 leverage overall, correct?

>>52894433
I had a brain fart. It'd be x2 leverage in a $100k account, and 1x in $200k. Right?

>>52894441
This is correct. You can also buy a micro emini 500 for 1/10 that price to get some flexibility and they are quite liquid

thank you based GAW

>>52894045

Apparently Mob is whacking journalists now when they talk about his precious sports? What else do you think happens when he hits 100%, stocks tank?

>>52894453
this seems like such an easy way to reduce fees compared to holding TQQQ
AND I wont get chop chopped as much

>>52894493
yeah until the female broker makes you take physical delivery of the e500

>>52894493
I trade futures and have done a few backtests comparing /NQ contracts vs TQQQ and if you hold the contracts at about 2.2x leverage and rebalance up daily when the market is up but don't rebalance down when the market drops then in the bull market between 2010 and 2020 you would have been about equal with TQQQ in gains. Obviously if you leverage higher you would beat TQQQ but the risk comes from holding the leverage in a market drop. If you're 2.2x and the market goes down like 45% or something you lose it all and that's if you have the stomach to hold that long. Many people would capitulate long before that and usually the market goes back up even from 15-20% dips so you stand a good chance of underperforming TQQQ in the long term. It's viable though if you have iron discipline.
I use my futures account for swing trading though and I use the S&P, Nasdaq, Russell, Dow, mid-caps, European indexes (there's like 4 that matter), the Nikkei, the Indian Nifty 50 index, the Hong Kong Hang Seng index, the Australian index, and the Taiwan index for equity longs. Usually one of those markets is presenting a good swing trade opportunity for me to get into. When all equity markets are not to my liking I trade European VSTOXX volatility contracts. That's what I'm in right now. When the VIX rises those rise. I'll hold my VSTOXX until VIX gets over 30 or so then I'll get out and start looking at getting into equities again wash rinse repeat.
Pic related is what I trade

So KO paid out the divvy yesterday. KHC pays out the 30th. 862.xx divvy total. SWPPX forks out 0.98 divvy a share now. It also happens to be cheap (sub 60). So as the coming year rolls along I'll be pumping that divvy payout up pretty good as I bag SWPPX each month.

>>52894541
> I trade European VSTOXX volatility contracts.
Masochist

>>52894580
>He's not long KDP the superior goyslurp
ngmi
>>52894585
Yeah the liquidity compared to Vix futures frankly sucks and the contracts are about 1/10 the size so I have to put more on but I do trade options on the Vix index in a different account so I try to diversify at least somewhat

>>52894535
My asshole is barely rated for an e10

the past 3 days I have been selling call credit spreads to pay for deep OTM put debit spreads. yesterday i did 67% on my account, using max risk. looks like today i should be able to bag another 40% at least. normally i would be going for much smaller returns, but this is IT this is the big one.. new car by monday

>>52894612
>>52894580
kek I'm retarted just looked at your pic. I see you are also a man of KDP culture

>>52894393
I can’t believe you retards actually thought we were in a Bill market. I actually think I may never come back here you motherfuckers are RETARDED. Like I’m 90% sure no one can be this retarded and you’re just black rock bots or some shit

>>52894640
bbbbbut the sabta rally!!

THREAD THEME
https://youtu.be/PsI4smCXYkE

>>52894393
Elon has turned tesla into an ATM. How long until hes assassinated by an investor?

>>52894677
hey... we have done that too ...
dont be so harrsh with OUR boy
a good boy he is

> OIL
KEK BAGGGIIIIIIIEEES , I TOLD TO SHORT AT $77 BUT OIL SISSIES DIDNT LISTEN

>>52894670
this goes really well with the dabbing avatar pepe on /tv/ right now

>>52894711
I was telling people to long SCO and NRGD two days ago but you think they listened?

>>52894711
Gushers having to rush to hospital

I love ssab, bros...

i was promised a santa rally,bros..

Reminder folks. Hannukah starts this sunday. Good jews are selling everything today so they can enjoy the holidays stress free.
>>52894803
kek

>>52894803
What id expected what we get today?
green start and fading the oversold, and option pump to close red?
my take at least

>>52894820
Just a little shidding and farding

>>52894726
/smg/ hates money, we'll have to get used to it

I wonder how mumus who bought the "dip" are doing

Should I buy tobacco companies?

>>52894873
those are giftbags for christmas, noone who expected gainz would have bought.
they cant be that stoopid

>>52894873
i bought the dip in 2020 with a 20% dip into oil as well, pretty good. hbu?

How is TSLA still green

MAXR shares going orbital, hot damn.

merry christmas mumu

>>52894941
option day, and delusional culties maybe... wouldnt count that it stays that way.
if we go up i double do mid day.

>>52894828
>once you understand that the market pees to the upside, and poops to the downside, then the only limitations are your own imagination
>verification not rrequired.

NDX Trading is back at its 200 Weekly MA in a bearish flag structure. A full measured move on a breakdown would bring price down to 9000 (Roughly another -20%)

everybody knows yesterday the institutional traders were driving prices lower while buying up massive amounts
we are going up today

>down almost entire percent
Kek baggies, my only regret is not shorting the fucking top you bought. Get fucked. Your retarded pivoooooooootcopes raped me out of nearly all my money and now I am coming for it.

I think I'll wait for the inevitable pop higher today before opening more shorts, we still got all those bull shit gaps to fill from the september, and october cpi

>>52895012
TECS pumping
SOXS pumping
SQQQ pumping

YESSIR I'M THINKING BASED. LESSSSS GOOOOOO!

Premarket and futures are already healing
Seems like the bobos are getting bear trapped and we are gonna get our santa rally

>>52895045
>> line go only directly one way
bruh

>>52895045
will dump hard on open, we close at 370 today

>>52895045
Look at this cope lol,lmao even.Rofl if you will

>>52895059
just short, and short again if we go up.
recession without ratecuts in the bag

They're right you know.

Arrows pointing to the previous times the NAAIM Exposure Index reached this level in 2022

Oh no oil baggies, lower highs and lower lows...

Bought YANG premarket. Chinks have no business being green today.

>>52895137
what you're telling me is that these hedgies are just as retarded as retail?

>>52895137
So you're telling me normie retail hook line and sinker bought stocks because muh Santa rally?

>>52895150
My Oil & Gas ETF is down 15%.

Also, when to buy COIN?

Is smg nothing but traders? I'm actually happy over this dump, means I can start using some of my cash to buy.

>>52895051
Quad witching today. Doubt we go lower until next week

>>52895184
I'm a neet with a mutual funds inheritance and have no means of income other than taking a bit out of my funds every month so I can't even buy these dips or do DCA into any of them.

>>52895184
What do you expect bogleheads to talk about?

>>52895184
more like selection bias. the most active users will be the most active traders by nature. not much to talk about if you just buy dips occasionally , is there.

>>52895184
>>52895184
Why not wait? Everyone knows it's going lower. You will have all of 2023 to buy "cheapies"

is there any significant economic data/events coming out for the rest of the month or was the cpi/fomc meeting the last of them?

>>52895184
I DCA in diversified low cost Vanguard ETFs but I have also been trading over the last 10 years. I usually bet and gamble on sports on the weekends too. Benjamin Graham said that you should separate your investing, speculating and outright gambling from one another. I listened to Graham.

It's just going to dump again today.

>>52895222
This. I am literally not buying and holding anything long until next summer at the very least. I'm hedging my investment portfolio with put LEAPS and just using just building up broker cash which is now paying me a nice 2.5% kek.

>>52895184
Majority of anon here trade 3x leveraged ETF like SQQQ/TQQQ SOXS/SOXL. Nobody is gonna hold these long term.

As the VIX rises the market heals

>>52895260
*at the very earliest. Sorry. Still haven't had my morning coffeerino.

WHY ARE WE STILL GOING DOWN I THOUGHT WE PIVOTED?!?

>>52894711
Great time to get back into oil actually with China reopening again. Oil will be the play for 23

>>52895261
pretty sure half the thread at one point was asking when soxl will go back up to 40 dollars lol

they all killed themselves or something by now though RIP.

>>52895184
/smg/ is entirely reactionary. Meaning if the markets are down, bobos will be highly euphoric and pretend that we are going to have a 20 year long recession instead of a buying opportunity.

>>52895266
As TSLA fall the market heals

>>52895137
people really buy the top and sell the bottom, huh

>>52895272
*venezuelas in your path*
watch your step, gringo

>95 put reassigned to a 94.7 put
th-thanks

>friendzoned by qt coworker
She fucking owes me sex.

>>52895208
Bogleheads literally just sniff their own farts and love to talk awfully about degenerate "gamblers" (see: active investors and traders). They love bathing in righteous indignation. Never have met a Boglehead who wasn't a prick when it came down to it.

>>52895243
Violent crab. Close 395-400 for witching hour. Hanukkah starts next week right? Maybe a scam pump to blow up some puts and 370-375 by next friday

>>52895301
Sometime you just have to takes what's yours, you know what I mean?

>>52895296
how can they change your strike price?

>>52895301
Lucky you just got friendzoned and not HR zoned. Coworkers are grenades

>>52895322
No, what do you mean?

Selling all my VOO and VXUS in about 1 hour at market open. We are obviously going to retest the lows and no reason for me to baghold. I'll buy back in at the lows. JPow is determined to cause a recession. No reason for me to pay for his stupidity. I urge you to sell all assets while you still can.

>>52895303
They look at the bell curve and say yup that's me left of the center line

>>52895330
Think he means to take things into your own hands

>>52895303
Seems like something a degenerate gambler would say. Plus you've never sniffed my farts, they're quite lovely

>>52895261
>Majority of anon here trade 3x leveraged ETF like SQQQ/TQQQ SOXS/SOXL.
This, but I also collect divvie stocks.

>>52895341
>he hasn't already sold
>he isn't short

>>52895341
already have pure cash for speculating on options ;)

>>52895323
no idea. i didn't even get a message about it, it's just different now

>>52895184
Ok, but why didn't you use up all your cash in October to buy at 3500-3600. Why did you wait 2 months to see it rise to 4100 then 'dip' to 3900 & now brag about how your going to buy this dip. The reason, your full of shit & cope. There has been 3-4 large dips since the move up, if you was true to your strategy you would be long ago fully invested.

>>52894393
>Goldman ballsacks cutting 8% of their staff
It begins, are fucking happy powell

>>52895385
This is bullish

>>52895380
some people have jobs and earn money every month to buy more constantly. scary thought i know

is today SPY div ex-date ? tradingview does not show it here

>>52895341
>>52895341
I told everyone to sell everything at 410 weeks ago and go short... no one ever fucking listens

Look at KOLD doing its thing agaib

>>52895301
oh wagie...

>>52895323
Don't ask questions. Just consoom puts and get excited for next expiration

>>52895328
Do they have HR at McD?

Wtf is going on, why is nobody buying cheapies?

>>52895393
You are of not sound mindset anon

Because you can buy them cheaper at 200

>>52895443
the only expiration im excited for is my own. my green numbers going up dont even do it for me any more

>>52895457
cause they are not cheap...
duhh

>>52895473
>the only expiration im excited for is my own
I hope things get better anon

>>52895261
I've been holding $30k cost basis of SQQQ since the first week of November LOL
Once it goes above $52 I'll be in the green babaaaay

>>52895412
The question was directed at the other guy, not you Mr wageslave so get back to work. And yes it is very scary thinking that being a slave to your job is something to be proud of, I remember those days.

Short AN. Auto industry about to be in shambles.

>>52894393
is the stock market a shitcoin now?

Shit is going to get really ugly. Big tech companies that are super heavy on labor (think warehouses) have gone into areas where wages were stagnating (pre-covid, think opportunity act) and hired up tons of people to fill orders. So other businesses raised wages as well, now that orders are slowing the labor is too expensive and a "new" standard was set.

Bottom line is that unless the gap between wholesale and resale grows to at least double the current margins there is no was for these businesses to make a profit.

Some companies have hidden behind other segments that make cash to pay cover the deficits but this only works with high revenue and as long as other business segments grow. That is not the case.

Shit has hit the fan.

>>52895544
Always has been

WHY ARE WE STILL GOING DOWN I THOUGHT WE PIVOTED?!?

>>52895546
YOU ARE RETARDED. FED *JUST* SAID “I DON'T SEE ANY SIGNS OF A 1970S WAGE-PRICE SPIRAL”
enough of your doomsaying. Wages are fine. Labor market is healthy.

Why are 99% of people against the Fed raising interest rates? Isn't that how you're supposed to stall inflation?

>>52895567
cause they're holding bags

>>52895564
Bear trap, don’t worry

>>52894393
>bloomberg radio
>host (female) asks if we should look to 1910's instead of just post WW2 data because the 1910s had similarities to today's world
>guest replies no because they didn't have earnings or economic data back then
Hmmmm but the market seems to ignore earnings and economic data

>>52894393
Haven't been here since March but I just found out I'm inheriting 17k. What do I buy?

>>52895603
GRINDR

>>52895567
Because boomers who will be dead soon don't give a fuck about inflation but are seething over their FAGMAN portfolios disintegrating

>>52895587
Needs more meme lines
>>52895564
Oh no no no

>>52895241
this bitch has psycho eyes

>>52895603
>17k
All on tesla calls

>>52895566
The Fed also said inflation was *TRANSITIONARY* they have no credibility

>>52895647
>I know more than the fed
Yikes

>>52895603
why does this webm bother me so much? i can't quite articulate how i feel...

Crash is inbound - take a look at listings for monthly rentals in Southern California. I can rent a fully furnished house with all utilities covered for less than $2500 a month.

Seems like the series of events is clear:

1. Fed raises rates
2. RSU values falls
3. Tech starts layoffs
4. We learn that most of the job openings posted are fake.
5. Economy really wasn't good, just fake.
6. We all realize money is fake and government pushes up towards UBI.
7. UBI needed b/c robots will be used extensively to do the work that isn't worth paying what humans demand.

Any suggestions on robotics stocks?

>>52895603
We shorting right now son.

>>52895658
>I believe the Fed has a magic ball that sees the future, even though they were dead wrong only 1 year ago
Yikes

is there anything more comfy than vidya soundtracks while watching futes?

>>52895385
I just, I wanna see them jump, ok? I just, I really need to see them junp is all. Im not even asking for a flip. Do you hear me God? Im not being greedy, I just want to see them jump. Please make them jump.

>>52895661
Because a woman is trying to garner attention and money from her husbands death?

>>52895674
>Millenials bought the top of of housing bubble
Kek, wait that's me

>>52895661
commodification of the human experience

>>52895616
My dad died and passed on his portfolio before the ATHs... And now these are the days he was worried about leading up to his death. I'm feeling the stress that he felt. Difference is he at least made $200k a year through his biz, I'm now neeting and looking for trader jobs at reputable regional investment advisory firms. I have the time and money to be picky with my opportunities but not if the markets take a super big poopy doomp. I just want to make enough money to cover my living expenses and DCA into my non managed account that has been chopped down due to me doing stupid (and genius) shit all year. A steady paycheck doing what I love would be nice. Unfortunately it seems like there is such a shortage of tax accountants and corporate accountants that my experience in public accounting has recruiters only sending me those opportunities which I explicitly do not want. It's like the algos just decide that you will be a tax accountant and that is that. No wiggle room. No opportunities for anything else.

>>52895658
That's not what he said, faggot. Why don't you refute what he said, huh?
He's correct, why is The Fed to be believed then AND now? Do you have a reason, or just low IQ bants?

>>52895674
Take your meds
Nobody posted fake jobs

>>52895689
>husband is dead
>how do i profit from this
seems like she'd fit in around here

>>52895630
Screenshot nigguh

>>52895689
maybe. it almost feels disloyal in a way, idk. something about "my husband died of cancer so as a result i became successful!", almost like a "yay my husband died now i have a booming business! thanks for dying, asshole!" sort of vibe. idk. does that make sense?

We getting blood-red Christmas aren't we

when i die my children will throw away my library i've built up over the years

>>52895661
For me, it's the blatant emotional manipulation via sympathy and total disrespect and disregard for a highly traumatizing and serious experience distilled into commercialization to sell a product.

>>52895704
The fed has some of the best economists working around the clock to figure shit out.
I trust them and so should you.

what to buy and sell today?

>>52895735
Will they read any of it? When I die it will be under a mountain of porno magazines and I'll rot into the floorboards

>>52894640
But… PIVOT!!!

>>52895735
I really dislike the Southwest, it feels like you’re completely in the middle of nowhere and death and drought is all around you... it feels like you would have to walk for days if your car broke down and still not be able to find a city or town, everything is brown and dead

oh my god

>>52895705

Wait and see, or maybe fake isn't the best word. I can rephrase if that helps: Jobs were created that were neither necessary or easy to fill and had very low expectations of being filled.

Why do this? Because when you're building large corporate offices in cities you want tax breaks and to get those you promise jobs.

>>52895735
put it into the will the books must find a home before any $ get sent out

>>52895773
>schiff tweet
>no mention of gold

>>52895755
Like I said, are you going to explain last year? Why should I trust them, when they blatantly lied, and are causing extreme financial damage.
I'm positive people trusted JPow when he said rate hikes were NOWHERE NEAR; he lied.
>best economists
Guess they're still just retards who can't do shit. Even with the most powerful financial tools.
Fuck you.

>>52895773
>the devil is here to collect
So who is this devil?

>>52895786
everything will burn... but! you're okay as long as you have mining stocks

>>52895728
Red is the color of Santa’s suit anon

>>52895790

does TA work? i keep hearing that it's astrology and then someone posts the downward channel like it's a law of physics. i don't get it.

either way im too dumb for this shit. i know tech will rebound eventually, im just gonna keep buying at major support areas, holding, and covered calling.

>CPI is bad
>market pumps
>CPI is good
>market dumps
What gives?

>>52895787
>Fuck you.
Nice “response”

>>52895703
Sorry about your dad anon my dad died over 8 years ago. Look for smaller firms to get your foot in the door to gain experience and will meet contacts at larger places through them

COSM going nuts

>>52895802
TA is alright but TNA is better

>>52895603
UVIX calls

>>52895802
The facts are that
>most traders lose money
But
>prop firms exist
So clearly some are able to make a living by trading, consistently, even if the unwashed masses walk away after getting heemed. Personally I'm buying JEPI since the market conditions are perfect for it, but I still trade about $1000 liquid every day to keep alive my fantasy of daytrading for a living instead of waging.

Anybody looking at JQC?
I bought it because Ye mentioned the Jewish Question, See?

>>52895819
digits and I buy 100 shares at $4

>>52894393
Finally got a job lads that means I can invest in the stock market again :D

>>52895819
25:1 reverse split that wasn't well communicated or something

>>52895826
Tits N’ Ass?

>>52895815
Lmao your inability to refute what I'm saying, is simply your low IQ screaming out how stupid you really are. I guarantee you still wear a mask in public, you fucking idiot.

>>52895855
Sorry to hear that/that's good

>>52895790
WHOO COULD IT BE? WHOO?

>>52895861
why is it going up? RS are bearish lol

>>52895658
You could have said the same thing in 2008 when the US fed and Treasury department both said they had the economy under control and there would be no bear market. They couldn't have been more wrong. A lot of the so-called experts are just winging it too. You put way too much faith in those people. Remember if they were such great economic prognosticators they'd all be billionaires rather than wage cucking

>>52895867
Aye

>>52895855
What jod did you get?
Hopefully not retail,right?

kek - CVNA added almost 10K cars to online listings this week.

Assuming the car company isn't adding inventory, we can assume that this growth in inventory is simply from them getting more cars ready to sell. ie. they bought these cars a while ago. DESU - I think the shorts have it right on this one.

>>52895881
because math

>>52895875
this AI art shit is getting out of control.

>>52895820
I might have to sell my house and move. Thought about looking for a job on Wall Street in NYC but those job postings seem to explicitly state mandatory vaccination which is a hard no for me. I would take a smaller firm opportunity, my own money is with a smaller firm that seems to sell blackrock products. There aren't that many opportunities it seems like in my area. I sent 4 applications in this week and have only heard back from the bullshit accounting temp agencies and recruiters looking to "bag the sale" by getting me to accept a corporate accounting gig. If I wanted to do that I would have finished the CPA exam. I'm trying to get my foot in the door to get a series 7 license. Oddly enough i spoke to guy from Charles Schwab a couple weeks back who said they are hiring and pay for you to get licensed. Would have to move and sell my house though

>>52895683
Which soundtrack? I usually have deus ex or system shock tracks in the background for that cyberpunk high minded low life trader vibe

>>52895875

>MFW I got $6 in divvies today

>>52895790
Ask your local Rabbi

>>52895855
Gratz anon!
>>52895883
Yeah the incompetence up top gives me hope for a real and prolonged diarrhea market, which would be my only real chance to get rich. Here's hoping.

>>52895914
>NYC

I'm going to kindly suggest you quit going down Mr(s). Market

>the Atlas trading PnD shitheads are in jail now
BASED
>>52895802
>does TA work?
No. It is an extreme version of survivorship bias.
>prop trading firms
They are trading on flow information.

>>52895790
>>52895875
>>52895925
im uploading "the webm" again.

>WFH for 2 years
>work sends out email mandating everyone return to office after xmas
>put in request to be exempt because i moved 2 states away
>keep asking for updates for months
>no one will tell me anything

>>52895910
I'm still confused af

>>52895328
i sympathize with anons who break the "dont shit where you eat" rule
you're already selling your labor to them, dont give them your children too

>>52895914
Don’t sell your house, rent it out. If you move you’ll still be renting no matter what. No reason to lose that asset

>>52895933
Yea I know it's a dystopian hell hole there, but my house has become solitary confinement.

>>52895955
it closed at 33cents. .33 * 25 = $8. it's trading at half of that right now.

>>52895926
>siiiiiip
Get those divvies son.

>>52895951
WFH tech?

>>52895937
i feel like the only way to win is to buy semiconductors incrementally and waiting. no way to know when the market is actually gonna turn around, and anyone that tells you otherwise is probably trying to sell you something. DCA buy and hold is the only way to win ultimately in this game. it sucks but otherwise you risk heeming yourself as you try to guess direction and get stopped out repeatedly when you're wrong.

if your timeframe is at least a couple of years then all of this price action is just cheapies for you. it's also a lot less stressful to look at it that way rather than trying to time bottoms and tops.

>>52895967
damn. So is it a buy pre market?

>mfw when dodged the MMLTP bullet
Guess why? Couldn't find any options for it.

>>52895951
do they keep paying you? that's all that matters tbhwy. im in an opposite situation: i have to show up to the office everyday for my tech job but as long as i do no one really gives a shit what i do all day and there are literally months of time where we have no testing to do. it's fucking surreal but they keep paying me so i day trade at work for fun and beer money.

>>52895983
Yep

>>52895981
Slow and steady. Also I think fractional shares are bullshit.

>>52896023
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m4OvQIGDg4I

>>52896025
why? you can buy a set dollar amount every week or two weeks if youre dcaing into voo or jepi

>>52895735
If you know they’re not interested in them sell them off or give them away so they won’t have to deal with it. It’s kind of rude to die leaving behind a bunch a crap nobody wants.

>>52896035
I believe stocks should be integer.

>>52894677
Honestly I think from the twitter situation he's more likely to OD/an hero first

There was the end of pre-market mini rug lol

At open, let's see where we go

Good morning sirs. Please insert your calls and shares into this golden bucket. Thanks you very much.

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

>>52895926
Rookie numbers

and we're back!

WTFWT

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

COSM halted up

>>52895708
kek

Slupers are about to get BTFO

>>52896102
I was just havin a giggle. $6 won't even buy Subway anymore.

back to 34000 (DOW) after liquidating everybody

Will pmi data move the market today?

HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA

TODAY I WILL BUY SPY CALLS

why is JEPI down more than the SP500 index today?

why arent oil stocks dipping properly
xom is still basically ath despite crude dumping over 30%
when and how the fuck do i buy back in

>>52895911
many good ones

faceberg bros, why are we mooning ?

>>52896168
>why arent oil stocks dipping properly
>xom is still basically ath despite crude dumping over 30%
>when and how the fuck do i buy back in
At this point, you may as well figure out when to short, if you're going to try to time it.

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

Sold my 80% profit puts and bought some calls. Am I genius or do we keep drilling down? Also how do I make DRV pump harder?

This all seems suspicious.

>>52896184
they cancelled two data centers stating that they need to build a new type focused on AI

that was your last chance to sell mumu

Pussy

>>52896161
shit etf. i can see it going to 50 and even lower. stop shilling this shit retard

SELL SELL SELL REDDIT SELL

>>52896206
Imagine having this image saved... big gay

>>52896211

>>52896207
I'm not shilling it. I'm asking why it's down more than the index because it's supposed to minimize downturns on down days by selling covered calls and collecting premiums

what is a stock worth?

>Markets got faked out by a "christmas rally" two years in a row

SPY to 0 by end of next year

Looks like EU CPI came in okayish,so it would seem we'll crab downwards

Why was everyone cheering at close yesterday?

Spy calls from 384?

>>52896190
And when its up , buy puts again . Eat the crab.

The brewing battle between Cramer and CZ is pretty amusing

>>52896226
because jepi only holds 126 stocks, not the entire index.

>>52896259
me on the bottom left without a helmet

Anyway, what are you guys doing this weekend?

>>52896272
Same as always,nothing

>>52896226
idk what idex its tied to and some other anon said that its 126 stocks. anyway i overlayed the sp500 over it and it seems quite a bit correlated even on down turns. altho it has performed better. if thats your reason for holding then i dont think its a good one

>PMI
OOOOOOOH I'M PIVOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOTING

Two failed trades and my JEPI is eating shit. Fuck this, I'm playing Battle Brothers, XCOM 2, and Total War Warhammer 3 for the rest of the day.

>>52896272
Going to go see my gramps with my brothers and aunt. Maybe play vidya with bros too. Also going to finish CrossCode on my own and read a book.

I have a lot of cash but I have no knowledge at all in finance.
How do I get into investing? Am I prepared enough to invest if I just read the educational sites in OP?

>>52896272
friend christmas party tonight. sold some naked SPY 0dte calls to pay for a bottle of booze to bring

>>52896303
>xcom2

>>52896295
I'll probably just keep dollar cost averaging into VOO

Bobo where's my fucking dump? You promised me a dump Bobo now fucking dump before I wanna change my GODDAM TONE

Get out of here crab market!

>>52896308
Based family time enjoyer.

>>52896272
studying for a tech cert and looking forward to market open on monday

>>52896272
not her, that's for sure

>>52896313
based 0dte seller who buys miscellaneous food with the proceeds

>>52896311
Narrow your scope.
That means investing style, industry, subindustry, laser focus. You spray and pray you'll insolvent before you know it.

>>52896272
i need to finish painting my bathroom

>>52896228
approx. $3.50 USD

Um WTFWT?

>>52894393
Let me guess, friday so fake and gay recovery aint it

>>52896336
i will save some ham for you.

>>52896303
Based.

QQQ, my knight in the storm.

>>52896336

it won't be based when spy rallies today and those calls get assigned

>>52896272
Trying to fight the gay thoughts like normal. Not that it matters.

I got shaken out and sold my puts on nasdaq at -0.4% . Also sold my short on oil with a +30% , thanks baggies

>Cramer is talking about the Holocaust

>>52896348
Massive opex today one of the largest in the last two years... The markets are about to get real Jewish today

>>52896405
Yeah, he would do that, wouldn't he?

>>52896405
>>52896411
He said Bambi was an allegory to the holocaust

anyone seeing this volume coming in?

>>52896405
Never forget to reverse Cramer

>>52896411
He must have taken an eight ball this morning because he is going crazy on television

Stock Market down, time to buy!

New

>>52896438
>>52896438

>>52896435

>>52895914
Numerous traders who went on to form their own successful firms started at mid tier trading firms. Many went on to become trading legends. There is a series of books called "Market Wizards" that covers many stories of people from all walks of life who became trading legends. In the end it's all about sponsorship for the S7 once you get that works towards your other licenses like the S66.

Rent your home for as long as possible and avoid selling it. Even if you have to have a family member or friend move in at a discounted rate to avoid the banker demands.

>>52896445
I can’t believe you baked this early

It's obvious

>cash chad sitting comfy

>>52897841
Fuck your bastard bitch

>>52897841
how much cash

>>52897958
Enough to NEET

>>52897990
that doesnt say much at all anon.

>>52897841
$Happy holders sittin more comfy af

Pray for me, anons.

>>52896435

Le slurp

>QRTEA down 20%
Seriously wtf. Did they declare bankruptcy or something? Right now they can buyback the entire stock with their free cash

>>52898347
I pray that all 0DTE degenerates get the hellfire red they deserve. Take this L and never do it again.

Good afternoon, I own Ford stock.