/biz/ - Business & Finance

NIGGAZ MY ASS FINNA BE STUCK IN THIS PUNK ASS WEHUSTLE ELEVATOR

>>52863049
Y'all is cultural appropriation and more egregious than guys

>>52863097
>will SOMEONE please think of the NIGGERS

>>52863108
ironically the niggers appropriated it from their southern slave masters

>>52863097
y'all is just plural you, and really common in certain parts of the us

>>52863612
Ay you’s guys I’m walkin here, ohhhhh ay fuggedaboutit

>>52863645
its not like that at all. Y'all is an actual, real contraction of you and all. its not like a phonetic mocking of an accent.

>>52863097
"You Guys" is white suburban culture. Its racist to ban it

>oi cunts I'm stuck in the wework lift

>>52863901
>You're lazy like a NOGGER

>>52863049
>layed off
>can't bring myself to take job applications seriously
I should change careers, maybe.

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>>52864065
Team building™ is over, back to work

>>52863764
Hahahaha my fucking sides, i love these threads

>>52863945
To be fair, if I had a travelling sales person on my payroll with a car allowance, and he was driving some piece of shit junker, I would definitely say something or shitcan his/her ass.

If it is a cashier of Walmart, that cashier could take legal action for that lettter. Can't imagine a 12 person jury / judge side with the company on a $12/hr worker needing a new blinged out Tahoe.

>>52863764
I don't know... I refuse to believe this one is real.

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>>52864065
Beeing an american wage must be hell, god im so happy that i made it and not living in this shithole

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>>52864085
That's why i took the Debtmaxx phill and invested on crypto.

No way i'm wage cucking again in my life

>>52864085
>volunteered for the punishment
m-me too please

>>52864287
Faggot normie, back to R*ddit

>>52863049
I always refer to a group as guys, regardless of the sexual identities therein

>>52864085
I WANT to work where a hot asian lady can slap the shit out of me whenever she wants

>>52863071
Thank you

>>52863049
We're reaching levels of post-ironic zoomer posting never before thought possible.

>>52863945
I refuse to believe this one is real. Mainly because it is signed by the VP

>>52864085
every one of those guys is sporting a raging 3 inch erection in that moment

>>52863961
What happened to Walmart anon?

>>52864361
>smell check
you're joking, right?

>>52864085
>Volunteered
Punish me mommy

>>52863932
god neetcucks being forced to wagie just makes me smile. DO THE MINDFULNESS neetcuck!

>>52863810
>a $2 plastic lunchbox
lol fucking boomers just don't get it do they

>>52864006
how can i become the dude with the walkie talkie?
>>52864031
guy at the front has some serious moves

Work Christmas party in 3 hours

>>52863049
Guys isn't even gendered though right? I use it for male and female? Have I been fucking up kek

>>52865530
the conventional usage of it isn't gendered but people who want to police your language at the lowest stakes possible will be offended if you use it

>>52865668
Ah fair enough idgaf about them, I always say see ya guys even if it's all girls

Why is redneck retard speak like y'all and folks supposed to be inclusive?
Rednecks are neo nazis hitlers and their speech is also racist

>>52863612
Yeah by hoodrats and trailer trash. The fact that White urban and suburbanites alike are using it unironically now shows how intelligent this country is these days.

>>52863961
>anon, we need to talk about your flair

>>52865206
Real estate cannot go down.

>company is getting really busy before christmas
>colleagues start working off the clock again
lmaoing everyday at those cuccks
I'm not even that busy but still do a lot of overtime just chilling at the computer and will get paid with 25% bonus

>>52865519
>he didn’t take the day off
>he didn’t call in sick

Onion video from 14 years ago

https://youtu.be/DHm7-Z4spHw

>>52864361
based braaapfag boss

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>>52864361
>you VILL eat ze chili beans

>born a wagie
>Live a wagie life
>Die a wagie
the circle of life

>>52863810
Lunch box and only being able to live in a lunchbox vs living somewhere nice and WFH without % of your income is eaten up by cost of living expenses. Decisions Decisions.

>>52863901
I'd pick out all the orange, yellow and pink Starburst and then all the kit kats and walk away.
See how moral plummets when all that's left is stickers, red starbursts and shitty mints.
haha

>>52868096
>yellow
what are you doing

>>52865530
Saying "guys" in itself is a massive shibboleth that you're a mincing, underhanded, ratlike faggot.

>CEO invited me to an annual Christmas party he hosts at his mansion

How can I decline without hurting my job? Though I'm tempted to go because he has a smoking hot 18 y/o daughter

>>52863932
What do the numbers at the bottom mean?

>>52863901
I wouldn't complain if my work gave us Kit-Kats. They don't even provide tea, coffee or milk, and we have to pay for our own meals at the staff Christmas party.

>>52868353
just make some shit up. i work part time at my parents restaurant after my real real job so whenever some dumb party or movie night comes up ill just say i have to help out in the kitchen. it being a family restaurant helps a lot because theyd probably not be happy with me working part time on the side

>>52868353
you should go, get drunk to have an excuse of plausible deniability, then rape his daughter
then rape your boss as well

Dear sir/maaam

I AM STUCK IN A FUCKING LIFT

t. your nigga

>>52865118
This one is actually kind of heartwarming. Probably really nice people who work there.

>>52863612
If people without southern accents say ya'll, I seriously want to curb stomp them.

>>52868221
What do you use as a collective term then and why do fucking jews live rent free in your head kek i love /pol/tards

>>52869343
You(s) if I need to collectively address people directly in real life. Otherwise the subject is implicit, or entirely irrelevant.
>Nooooo not le heckin /pol/ boogeyman
Not sure whether you're a terminally online zoomer or a boomer that lives entirely in a constructed corporate-speak reality.

>>52869619
There isn't a single way to sound more common than the word "Youse".

>>52863945
Not at all uncommon if you're not making mcjob money.

Do you think law firms let their lawyers who represent the company roll up in rusted out econoboxes? Same in sales, if you refuse the work car and elect to take money instead you are required to drive an appropriate car. Some jobs they inspect personal vehicles. The official company policy was no visible damage, less than 5 years old, and clean. Really they only cared about the clean part.

>>52863049
Guys isn't even a pronoun, it's a noun.

>>52863108
That's not even a black thing you dumb fuck.

>>52864065
Would creampie the blonde. Note how she flaunts it like she wants it.

>>52871377
SEX SEX SEX
is that all you can think about coomer?
We are here philosophising about the existential condition of the human race anno 2023, and you barge in here with your slanderous animal talk

>>52863932
>while socially distant, I am emotionally close
jesus christ almighty

>>52869296
i have a new yorker texan accent and i love saying yall

>>52871426
this.. sick of these cumbrains turning anything and everything into their stupid low IQ impulse to cum. wish more of them came with a mute posting button.

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>>52871426
milf haters are the lowest form of incel.

>>52869244
>Wow Im rich
>And have amazing frens
>I'm so glad I smell of burgers and stale chips 24/7
You probably also donate to those donkey sanctuaries they advertise on late-night TV anon.

>>52863901
I'd literally shoot myself in the head on the spot if I ever saw this shit

>>52869619
yous? you're lecturing people about sounding like rat scum and you say "yous"? Jesus Christ, could you be any more New England trash?

>>52864065
Also if I had been the guy standing next to the blonde milf I wouldn't have just stood there like an awkward cuck. Instead I would have instantly wedged my boner bump into between the blonde milf's butt cheeks and grabbed onto her hips for the three seconds before anyone could react and I would have accepted the consequences from HR. Also I'm black so it wouldn't have been considered sexual harassment. I would have received a stern warning form HR after explaining that it was part of my twerk culture and said blonde milf would have been waiting for me outside after the stand-down in her leased BMW.

>>52863764
how is this possible

>>52868096
I worked at an Amazon warehouse and every time they organized something for the import niggers, they would walk off with all of the cutlery afterwards. In one year they ordered 5x complete cutlery sets for ~100 people.

>>52871426
this

>>52871546
90% of cumbrains are incels so this is a textbook case of projection

>>52864042
in front of customers, how delightfully degrading.

>>52866701
>paid hourly
>calls other people cucks for ... doing what you do
????

>>52865319
>how can i become the dude with the walkie talkie?
Have a high school diploma or GED

>>52864085
fucking based.
>literally beatings will continue until morale improves

>>52863049
folks im trapped in the weslave vertical wagie transporter, AI says I have the rona despite my six shots

>>52867505
This post is a troll but you're subhuman for posting it anyway. You're much lower than a wagie or any animal or insect for that matter. If I saw an innocent old woman like this working, I would give her whatever cash I had in my pocket.

>>52863049
team and crew are gendered though

>>52871738
basically all these wagie threads are jews teaching slaves to kick down and never up.

>>52865118
shes cute

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>>52864835
wh*Toids truly are the women of races

>>52863945
There is no way an HR roastie wrote this as an email, it’s way too long and having a record of a conversation like this opens her up to lawsuits

>>52865118
>free meals
I mean that's cool

>>52867505
does anyone know who she is though?
gofundme for her or something?

CLEAN IT UP

Do the delivery dance or I'm going to refund this order, wagie

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>>52864361
>"hey newbie, go smell check the bathroom"
>"s-sorry, what boss?"
>"Someone's been in there too long. Go take a whiff, preferably right near the door crack."
>"y-yes boss"
I would suck-start a shotgun before I ever did a humiliation ritual like that, jesus christ.

im literally homeless and still not wagecucking ahahahaha

>>52864287
Pathetic

>>52863049
I just realized the Flickr guy started slack too. Smart guy.

>>52872058
Based. You should do like forest anon and build a hobo fortress somewhere.

>>52871973
Kek

>>52872377
a got a nice little tent, good enough for protecting against the elements
i get free food from gracious philanthropists whose life mission is to help those in need, i get a nice view of the forest, i can just go in starbucks or library for all my internet needs, and i can basically just do whatever the fuck else i want all day
sure is great

>>52870263
If it was a requirement for the job then the complaint would have referenced the contract they were hired under. As it hasn't it's likely not a presentation oriented position.

>>52867505
>This actually makes me sad. She reminds me of my grandmother. I didn't come here for feels. I want to take care of her. What terrible thing happened in her life to have her end up here?

>>52863612
The plural of you is youins.

>>52863049
HEY SENPAI IM STUCK IN THE WEWORK ELEVATOR, THIS IS SO NUT BUSSIN FR

>>52871973
My sides

Why all the hate? Wagies are normal people too anon

>>52872884
>they want 25 dollars an hour for this

>>52868353
It will probably help you get a promotion so just go

>>52868353
just go dude you have to be social to be successful not sure how you have not realized that get over that mindset please for your own sake

I put my saluation as “master” it is both a noun and adjective depending on use and also a common salutation.

So HR address me as “Master Anon”

Their own rules, not mine.

>>52872884
i honestly just feel bad for them, all this shit could be automated

>>52871546
The only people that call others incel are people who dont actually have sex

>>52868096
Thanks anon! Red's the best flavor! Way to be a team player!

>>52873011
As long as sub 100iq biomass continues to reproduce it will be cheaper to employ them and deal with their retardation than to actually innovate

>>52871641
The "(s)" was for the benefit of his simple mind, to understand that it was a plural

>>52868096
ngmi, red starbursts have the highest resale value

>>52872884
wtf is wrong with her kek
she should be pay them to be allowed near the wine

>>52871738
>innocent
She probably marched in 1965 to sell the USA and its jobs out to foreigners anyways so working at McDicks day after day until she collapses is a fitting end for her kind.

>>52864006
I remember wallmart tried this in europe when they had stores there for a short while, and nobody wanted to do this, and all the boomers were confused why

>>52865118
She should be fat in the bottom part

>>52867505
>zoomers feeling sad for some 60’s roastie whore

>>52864085
>angry mixed feelings raging boner all day at work
>only outlet is focusing in performance for your 16 hr shift to distract from ape man desire to hatefuck and reclaim your honor
>with time and repetition the pleasure/reward/pain/humilliation sync together in the miasma of asian work culture, sexism, and hive mentality
>90% of the slapped employees end up working 30% harder in a desire to get some positive acknowledgement from their boss who they picture in full leather dom outfit
>tldr the wagie's mind is re-mapped and his sexual desires and humiliation are transmuted into increased profit margin for the corporation

fucking brilliant, at least they dont just push them to suicide like leafs

>>52863932
Looks like a ruler to make sure that you have the right box to stuff.

>>52863932
>the camera watching you
>Hey, Team Member! We notice you're not saying the words, only mouthing them. We can do better than that!

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>>52872667
>Wagies seething
Cope this'll be you soon libtards

>>52868410
I think they're for social distancing. 6 feet is the red zone, and it gets better from there.

>>52871976
goddamit this site

>>52868353
blay pall or ho gome

>>52863049
The worst thing about this is that the word 'guys' isn't a pronoun at all.

>>52864426
He's right, granted I dont believe the email itself is real. Image is important for a company, especially if you are representing yourself to high profile clients. I've gotten away with having an older car in sales positions where I had to drive across the US to meet with clients, but it was a very well maintained 2002 Oldsmobile, no damage, rust, etc and got to where it needed to go, wasn't a loud clunker. If you are especially passionate about your car, and you let it show through how well it is maintained nobody will give a shit.

>>52874453
i'm not a wagie, but based on your seething demeanor I'm guessing your a neet. just know you're a useless genetic deadend, and you're thinly-veiled punching down on poor people won't change that fact. I recommend coping.

>>52872884
Kek, at first I was like "i've been there, shit happens" but holy fuck

>>52875032
>punching down on poor people
You need to go back. Cry more wagie

>>52864361
FART SPRAY!

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>>52864042
Why do they humiliate them like that? My God.

>>52875032
i literally have 3 cents in my bank account and i think it's funny, lighten up faggot

>>52872884
Do I put this in my crypto/biz folder or my Holes folder?

>>52865118
I bet the manager had his 12 yr old daughter make this.
>teehee im helping daddy!!!
eugh

>>52863901
>Grab half and place in pockets

>>52873011
The reason why is isn't already is because the initial cost of setting up the infrastructure to allow the automation still costs more than hiring these golems and paying them minimum wage.

>>52873102
Knowing the types of people that get these jobs, she's probably constantly high while work.

>>52872377
>You should do like forest anon and build a hobo fortress somewhere
I love Forestanon's home so much
https://youtu.be/IKHQ2cUWpOM

>>52872884
underqualified for minimum wage

>>52864006
That's the only exercise some of those lard asses get

>>52875140
Seriously, while hilarious, it is fucked up. What is the point of all this humiliation? I'm in my 40's, self employed contractor and haven't been in the traditional work force in almost 15 years. I never saw anything like this when I was. Is the point humiliation? Motivation? All it would do is piss me off and violence would be involved and all my co-workers would do the same. The foreman would get dragged around the shop floor. Maybe type of industry plays a factor?

>>52863049
I have vomit in my throat now, thanks. Very happy not to be in one of those fagotty slack chats.

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>>52864065
imagine being forced to do this shit and not having alternatives in life. I'd kms right there, just to give them a lesson maybe.
inb4
>hurr durr no one is forcing you, you aceepted the contract
shut the fuck up, retarded mutt

>>52864835
fucking kek

>>52865118
>After:
>Wow, I'm rich and have amazing friends now
LMAO

>>52875055
I'm not a wagie, but you definitely are a neet.

>>52875377
no, that's pathetic. get your life together and have a family.

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>>52871858
it's free meal, singular
medium, doesn't include beverages (besides water ofc) and anything extra is 50% off
great bait for fat asses to apply though
>w-what do you mean I don't get unlimited whoppers mr shekelburg....I was promised unlimited free food

>>52871976
Kek

>>52863945
Fake as fuck. 2 'VP's co-writing an email like this would never happen

>>52863810
This one is kind of sad in its own way. I love WFH but that's because I'm a depressed faggot who works in a government office. I thought something like the New York Times is a dream job for many people? I am sure they worked incredibly hard to get there, and still they would rather stay home and mouse jiggle all day? Sad man. Is there anything a person can truly enjoy doing?

>>52863810
>NYT
I'm pretty sure nowadays an average Burger King wagie makes more than an average employee at this shitrag

>>52865060
He's on /pol/

>>52865118
>I need a jab
Wtf? Why would you need to self euthanize?

>>52863764
uhoh wagie your poopies are taking too long, that is coming out of your salary!

>>52864361
>ywn be the dedicated smell checker of the OL toilet
what is the point of living?

>>52864006
I always belly laugh at this what a shit existence better off going full teddy k then that shit

>>52867505
This one is actually sad, old people especially over 75 are really like childern (most of them) I genuinely feel sorry for her and wonder what she did or what happened to put her in that position. One of my first jobs I was doing payroll for a small company that did manufacturing and the boss had hired a oldish lady around 80s or so and he obviously gave her pointless tasks and shit like sorting the archives and putting files on folders but paid her a proper salary. Turns out she wasn't to bright and got taken advantage of back when she was younger I think it was rape or something nobody really new and she never got married because of it. She worked worked with them for over 50 years and apparently each boss that came through went along with it because she was kind, shy and pleasant and the guy that originally hired her knew her from school or something and were friends. First female boss fired her after 3 months, fucking heartless bitch I quit shortly after and found out recently she died apparently not long after she was let go.

>>52871858
i eat a big king ery day in the beginning on the job

>>52878583
>what she did or what happened to put her in that position.
Didn't have social security benefits, no kids, no family left. You'll start seeing WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY more people like her very soon.

>>52863932
>CELL PHONES NOT PERMITTED

>>52865118
I want to marry and become a dual income househould with the BK anime girl.

>>52863703
You can't be racist against whites chud

>>52863764
I can't go in ordinary Yank cubicles where there's a small gap between the door and frame, so this would be a fucking nightmare.

>>52863932
interlinked

>>52863901
why the fuck did they take all the purple ones out those are the best

>>52868221
Agreed, I open all of my work communications with the YWNBAW copypasta

>>52875036
>SEX Dic
nice ID fren

>>52864085
that'd motivate me alright

>>52879324
Say what now? Starburst originals only come in 4 flavors.

>>52879873
here in the uk our starburst has those exact same wrappers but come with purple (blackberry) and green (lime i think) ones too. the blackberry ones mog all the others.

>>52879942
Oh no shit. Here in burgerland it's just strawberry, cherry, orange and lemon unless you get into all the different variants like the tropical flavors and whatnot.

>>52879203
underrated

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>>52879977
holly wood (magic wand) pre-programming is real

>>52879873
I think it varies from country to country, in Bongolia we have red (strawberry), orange (orange), green (lime) and purple (blackcurrant).

You do not greet the customers, you welcome them! Do better, wagie.

>>52864085
Now this is waging I can get behind

>>52879966
ah we don't have cherry and lemon is replaced with lime but i imagine it tastes the same

>>52863764
A man can't even jerk off while in break anymore, fucking liberals

>>52878007
There's been a growing sentiment against journalists.

>>52872884
notice how it's all women

>>52868096
I don't think they hire niggers at chick-fil-a

>>52863932
This is dystopian tier, literally gaslighting you to not lose your mind while being exploited

Anyone got the Walmart pic where Tyrone wins a prize for spinning the wagie wheel and the prizes are like "take Saturday off", "free granola bar etc.?
>>52880058
I think the cherry's my favorite, those are great.

>>52863945
The way they worded it sounds petty as fuck but it's not that weird to think a company wants their employees to drive nice cars instead of rusted shit cars

>>52863049
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x5-A6N8UUHg&t=56s

>>52864006
I'd non ironically rather ask for handouts in a food bank before being forced to dance for the enjoyment of middle-management boomers like a slave

>>52864085
Lmfao his glasses gets knocked the fuck out

>>52880099
All the same woman, in fact.

Employee of the Month

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>>52863108 >>>>>52863585

>>52880423
Quarteze is what we should call quantitative easing

>>52880423
Why does Walmart employ African child labour?

>>52880409
I wonder what her “dreams” were before she thought about getting a real-estate license

deliver my food wagie
And do it for no tip too :)

>>52868410
It’s just a ruler going from right to left to help measure the length of items to put into the shelves. I worked at Amazon doing that job for 6 months

>>52880423
Kek, thanks anon

>>52880613
Don't most of these delivery apps show the drivers whether or not someone's tipped? I keep reading about how orders pile up at restaurants and stores because no tip was left and no driver wants to take them.

>>52880818
For DoorDash mainly, but I don’t mind the wait if it’s in order for the subhuman driver to not get a tip
Ubereats I can leave out a fat tip and change it to zero just to get my order in fast

>>52880818
>>52880849
Ahh, american tipping culture.
Why would anyone in sane mind fall for jewish restaurant owner tricks? Why do you pay half of the waiters/delivery guys salary?

>>52881132
Muttland is failing
I never tip
Always make a big order
And I don’t tip
You should all too

>>52881132
Well, if you're a regular somewhere you're kinda forced to tip unless you want really shitty service and/or you want your food fucked with. Sucks but it's the system we've got.

>>52881180
Fatty

>>52864085
Given China's history of kidnapping managers when they demand unreasonable requests, you know this has to be a fetish thing for these guys. I swear the imbalance of sex in our society is going to have ramifications for generations to come, no pun intended. Back in the day these guys likely would have found some woman to settle down with and wouldn't be forced to subject themselves to this humiliation ritual because you know their sexual needs would be met at home But now sex is a luxury for a certain class of men so these average dudes have to undertake this humiliation ritual so they can trick their brains into thinking they're one step closer to actually reproducing. It's wild and every day I'm grateful I was decent looking enough for women to overlook my social awkwardness, so that I could experiment with trial and error long enough to actually be socially adept, because lord knows if I was just a regular looking dude I'd likely be in their shoes equally as desperate for attention.

>>52864085
seriously though, how can she slap?

>>52881555
There are 31 million more males in the PRC than there are females. There were 113 boys born for every 100 girls in 2020. Statistically, 1 out of every 9 young Chinese males is "excess" and cannot find a wife within the PRC. The actual number who reproduce is far, far lower due to social and economic pressure.

>>52881876
That's exactly what I'm talking about. It's terrifying, but it's what they brought upon themselves.

>>52881180
You're eating spit
Always make sure food is in hand before they see a 0 tip
Better yet dont eat trash, make your own food

>>52873870
https://www.psychiatrictimes.com/view/canada-law-provide-not-prevent-suicide
Leaf Bros we hear ya!

>>52863764
I have actually seen the half-stall door thing. I was too uncomfortable to take a piss. Ended up going after a half hour of debate and the lady next to me's kid kept trying to peer over. It's already annoying enough they run under the stalls.

>>52863810
What a great innuendo for the Commie drivel that is the Jew York Times; empty lunch containers and no pay raises to afford to fill them. For a moment I thought they were offering boxed lunch every day, which would at least acknowledge some of the struggle its employees are facing. Even most fast food feeds it's uneducated workers.

>>52865060
On /pol/ with /ye/ and /chug/ people

>>52865118
I will make this burger-chan king a thing in /pol/ and /c/

>>52871973
DANCE WAGIE

>>52878613
Sadly yes. A plus minus decade from now, you will see many
>men 41% themselves
>women degrading mentally into a lonely kid

>>52871973
Fuck, my sides

>>52865319
>guy
that's a dyke, guy

>>52880409
Based woman. Someone find her and marry her please

>>52863901
SOVL. God bless Chick-fil-A

>>52868353
>loner weirdo at work who doesn't even want to go to a free mansion party because "muh work!" thinks he has a chance with a hot 18 y/o.

She's going directly for the socially confidence Chad sales people and you know it. Stay home, IT nerd.

Amazon delivery drone here.
I'm getting really tired of the holidays. Kind of hoping I get hit by a car.
Don't be an autistic retard, doesn't do great things for employment.

>>52865118
>corporate machine learning to meme
shitshitshit!

>>52880409
she wants to be a mother and doesnt realize it, and is reacting in the way women react. sad really. all women want their prince they have just been subverted and crushed by the system as we all have

>>52883435
oh fuck off, she wants to be given the easy life for free as she fucks Chads for fun. She doesn't want to work or settle for an average guy to avoid working

>>52880080
There's been a reasonable and justified growing sentiment against journalists.

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>>52863097
i agree, damn blacks appropriating my southern white culture

>>52875630
>low income wagie stoner girl
Why am I so attracted to girls like this?

>>52871976
kek

>>52863097
yall is our word

>>52884352
they are needy but also fixable

>>52867505
Lorraine worked at my local McDonald’s (Hardin IL). She had a heart attack and died in that McDonald’s this year

>>52871377
That’s a man
>>52871546

>>52864085
I think I dated her lol

>>52864287
Why doesn't the company provide a fucking lease your you fucking retard kys. Nothung but idiot stupid fucking cunts on the internet ETERNAL FUCKING SEPTEMBER since retards like you caught wind of the internet during the pandemic

>>52883757
you have also fallen for the subversion.
ngmi

Quit Publix wagecuck job for target wagecuck job
I have to go through a 3 hour diversity and inclusion training
Am questioning if wagecucking is better than taking on college debt now

>>52878583
Thanks anon, I appreciate the story, I agree female bosses are utter demonic

>>52887828

>>52888186
you WILL pay to work

>>52888236
Man what will jews come up with next?

>>52887828

>>52888186
> that hair

>>52888186
I can report this as harassment for me being young and sue her/get her fired
She is going down with me

>>52888281
> it's always that hair..

>>52888275
the truth is, you already lost

>>52888186
wtf is a job bank? Would people stop creating fucking buzzwords already

>>52888323
My job is providing management software solutions to companies transitioning to WFH environments

If you think this is bad, you have absolutely no idea how deep employee surveillance can go

>>52888677
ahem...wagie? Oh, wagie? I just got an email saying that you had a 15 minute unexcused break from your desk...

>>52888751
You don't want to go in the pod again, do you wagie?

>>52888677
>>52888751
>>52888766
Sometimes after a particularly long time using it, I thank my computer and let it rest because the concept of mono no aware makes me feel bad for my possessions
Meanwhile middle managers are perpetually looking for ways to terrorize other human beings because they took 90 seconds too long to shit

We share this planet with spiritual predators wearing skin suits

>the concept of mono no aware

>>52864085
me next, me next

I was using my phone during work hours the other day and been a bad wagie

>>52863764
WAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAAHAHHAHQHQHQQHQHAHAHAHAJAJAJQJAJAHAWH

>>52878696
same

>>52888677
do they know my browsing history on personal devices??

>>52869619
you are such a faggot

>>52889113
If you use the personal devices on the same network as a work device, yes

>>52889209
>connect to router on desktop
>connect to router on work computer
>work computer goes through a VPN
You're telling me they can see my home network internet activity?

>>52876751
only globohomo companies do all this shit

>>52889209
So you’re saying when I connect my phone to the work wifi, they can see the 8+ hours of YouTube and 2 hours of 4chan and sporadic incognito mode, NSFW google image searches set to GIF mode which can get around the work filters as long as I don’t click the links?
>accessing the wifi requires me to sign in using my personally identifying work credentials
What are the implications of this?

>>52878583
One of my female mangers fired me from a salaried job for being “moody lately” when my grandmother I was very close with who raised me was dying of brain cancer. This bitch literally fired me on the day she died. Fuck you Lindsay

>>52889322
>male boss
>Calls me a "lazy piece of shit and useless"
>increase work productivity slightly
>"Hey, anon. How you doing?"

>>52889322
beta

why didnt you delete that whore?

>>52865118
can soul bloom on the wagiefield?

>>52878007
The New York Times dream job is to be an editor or an article writer. They actually employ almost 5,000 people, only like 40 of whom have those jobs.

>order ridiculously large order online during the busiest time
>more than one staff required to make the drink
>they're required to actually make it
>never show up to recieve

heh, not my problem wagie

>>52881132
We keep doing it out of corporate greed, but we started doing it as a way to buy alcohol under the table during prohibition.

I feel so bad for wagies. When I was in uni and ROTC, I worked temp in every kind of corporate AND labor hell hole you can imagine... UPS, medical, filing, moving dirt, welding, tech, coffee, EVERYTHING. I sometimes commuted to earn less than the cost of the trip. What I can say about all structured work environments is that they are run by low iq sociopaths and sentient humans cannot, MUST NOT submit to such abuse. EVER.

And after all of that bullshit, I got my Air Force pilot slot and realized very quickly that the deranged corporate culture of the armed forces would cause me to stab several people through the skull before I ever made o-4.

The entire structure of the world economy is built on mindless drones who will grind your bones to powder just to keep their work-flow the same as it's been.

tear it down

>>52863764
Eye contact at all times until walls are restored.

>>52884476
>but also fixable
no, they aren't, you're just a dumbass who these women prey on.

>>52888334
>This woman's job is to maintain a database of open job positions
>A 'job bank' if you will
>And to sell access to queries of that database to people who want work.

>>52888323
>>52888677
This was bound to happen eventually lmfao

you only have yourselves to blame honestly. All these smug WFH faggots bragging about taking naps, and ignoring tickets while still clocked in is going to cause these kinds of jobs to be signifigantly micro managed soon.

>>52865118
I want to see the 4'10" cutie weeb girl who drew this

>>52865206
It is unreal how disconnected they are right now. Every time I'm in meetings with the higher ups they just don't understand why retention and recruitment is so bad.

>>52878583
>>52867505
To be honest she likely works there because she is lonely at home

>>52889719
that's badspeak, anon

now get back to your overtime or I'll call the heckin authorities!

>>52888677
>They don't know about my second computer, three monitors, and virtual networks.

>>52865206
They get it, they just want people to work for cheap because they're greedy niggers.

>>52880409
>That's boring
Yeah well that's 99% of jobs on the market in 2022, and this bitch certainly isn't high IQ enough to be in one of the non boring ones.

>>52882575
One time, in highschool, I was getting a handjob from my gf in the women’s washroom at the mall. A little gril crawled under the stall and looked right at us. I told her to leave, with my obviously male voice. The little girl fucked off and her mom didn’t snitch on us to mall security. What a time to be alive. I guess I memory holed that one. Imagine the shitstorm that would have unfolded…

>>52889746
As long as you do your work nobody can criticize you. People who work from home are more productive than people at the office who gossip and take many more breaks throughout the day by comparison.

>>52890125
>As long as you do your work nobody can criticize you
Doesn't matter, if others are slacking off then it WILL effect how surveilance on employees are carried out as a whole.

>>52888293
age discrimination doesn't apply unless you're older than 40, harassing someone for looking or being young and inexperienced is perfectly legal under title 7

>>52878007
Yeah, sleeping eating and fucking

>>52889652
KEK

>Wagie hate thread reaches bump limit
Nature is healing

>>52890220
I slack off 90% of the day and still do my job well. My job can't even track me because this is a brand new laptop they sent me from Apple.

>>52864006
Brutal Blackpill:

These people are NPC's and they enjoy doing stuff like this

Wagies should be fired faster to end rate hikes

>>52890765
You still seem not fully understand it doesn't matter what you do, corporate is looking at numbers, overall vast majority of WFH employees slack off from work.

>>52890720

>>52863049
You re the wagies. i wwork from office. They cook me good free food. do my laundry...and i barely work 2h by day sending fake email

>>52863108
holy shit I fucking kek'd

>there are niggers unironically getting angry at this post

makes it even funnier

>>52863901
Bro this makes me want to murder myself

>>52868096
This savage shit will get you on a list anon

we need someone to clean up in beer section

and someone in clean up in froozen food section

clean up NOW anon

>>52890830
what does this bitch even do?

>>52891447
probably pic related or pm

>>52891460
wtf does a recruiter do?

>>52891624
Multi-Level-Marketing or some HR bullshit.

>>52880849
>>52881132
If you change the tip after the job has been accepted they have to make up the difference.
I never order from food delivery (who pays 2x for cold shit) but I'm assuming you can't just change tip amount easily you would have to call in.