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Insider here, I just heard this dialogue while I was cleaning the chainlink labs

Sergay: Hey, I heard about what happened. Are you okay?

Chainlink Developer: No, I'm not okay. I can't believe it. The smart contract never existed, the betrayal was real. Chainlink is a scam and you betrayed us all.

Sergay: Listen, I know you're angry, but let's talk about this calmly.

Chainlink Developer: Calmly? Are you kidding me? You fat fuck! You played us all for fools and now you want to talk calmly?

Sergay: Look, I know I made some mistakes, but I never meant to hurt anyone.

Chainlink Developer: Mistakes? You call scamming people and ruining their lives a mistake? You need to be held accountable for your actions.

Sergay: Please, just let me explain.

Chainlink Developer: No, I don't want to hear your excuses. You're a worthless piece of shit and you don't deserve to live.

Sergay: (angrily) Enough of your insults! (pulls out a gun) You're not going to talk to me like that and get away with it. (shoots the developer)

Chainlank Developer: (falling to the ground) Aagh! (dies)

Sergay: (looking down at the body) That'll teach you to mess with me. (farts)

I'm scared anons, wat do?

>> No.52887778
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>>52887744
I can't unstake my Link tokens (they're locked by Chainlink Labs)...

It's over

>> No.52887842

>>52887778
You mean Chainlank labs

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>>52887842
I GOT SCAMMED BY CHAINSHIT LABS

>> No.52887923

Wow you actually took time to write that and I didnt even read it.

>> No.52887944

reminder that chainlink adds absolutely nothing new. it is also subservient to ETH that already has smart contract capabilities.

linkfags will forever be remembered as crypto's cucks.

>> No.52887957

ChainLinkGod: (stuttering) "W-When I-I-I am r-r-right..."
(ChainLinkGod removes a revolver from a manilla envelope, Crypto Twitter panics)
ChainLinkGod: "This will only take a moment."
Finrekt: "Zach, no, please, please! Don't shoot it! Don't shoot it!"
ChainLinkGod: "Stay back, don't, don't! This will hurt someone!"
(ChainLinkGod puts the barrel of the revolver into his mouth and fires upwards into his skull)
Null Packets: "No, oh my fucking god! Oh my god! (crying) Oh, shit, no!"
(Blood gushes from the open wound and runs down Zach's lifeless face, ChainLinkGod falls backwards, the chunks of his skull strike an innocent bystander from Crypto Twitter and leave a bloody mark)
The_Crypto_Oracle: "Alright, settle down! Don't panic, don't panic. Someone call a doctor! Somebody call an ambulance, a doctor, and the police!"

>> No.52888085

Move on libeluls
Portus Network is waiting you

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Interviewer: So Sergey, how do you think CCIP will impact the crypto market and possibly the economy as a whole?

Sergay: SIRGAY HUNGRY *grabs the interviewer and swallows him*