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Dear god I just had a seizure looking at this thing. Who the FUCK could understand this…

>> No.52887614

>>52887594
Best give it a rest bud.

>> No.52887626

afrographics wen my niggers

>> No.52887629
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Ps Im liking that CT is calling out the team more and more. About time…

>> No.52887651

>>52887594
holy FUCK why does it take twenty quintillion cryptos to achieve the simple task of smart contracts oh my fucking lord

>> No.52887652

>>52887629
>thomas is crypto twitter
now you are just embarrassing yourself kiddo

>> No.52887704
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>>52887594
Beat Chainlink Labs employees in the streets, spit on Chainlink Labs employees, throw Chainlink Labs employees into an active volcano, threaten Chainlink Labs employees, vaccinate Chainlink Labs employees with experimental jabs, cyberbully Chainlink Labs employees and their families, humiliate and slander Chainlink Labs employees

>> No.52887727

friendly reminder that OP is merely shilling his twitterfag account and he holds LINK as well

>> No.52887733
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>>52887704
based
someone already knocked one tooth out of his fat mouth and it's past time this fatfuck was eating out of a straw for the rest of his life

>> No.52887745

>>52887704
CALM DOWN CHAINLINK THERES NO NEED TO GO FULL INCEL
>Is that a gun?
>OMG SOMEONE HELP HES GOT A GUN
*BANG*
*CRUMBLED BODY HITS THE FLOOR SOUND*
*BANG*
CHAINLINKGOD DID IT
SOMEONE CALL THE PARAMEDICS AND THE POLICE

>> No.52887853

ChainLinkGod: (stuttering) "W-When I-I-I am r-r-right..."
(ChainLinkGod removes a revolver from a manilla envelope, Crypto Twitter panics)
ChainLinkGod: "This will only take a moment."
Finrekt: "Zach, no, please, please! Don't shoot it! Don't shoot it!"
ChainLinkGod: "Stay back, don't, don't! This will hurt someone!"
(ChainLinkGod puts the barrel of the revolver into his mouth and fires upwards into his skull)
Null Packets: "No, oh my fucking god! Oh my god! (crying) Oh, shit, no!"
(Blood gushes from the open wound and runs down Zach's lifeless face, ChainLinkGod falls backwards, the chunks of his skull strike an innocent bystander from Crypto Twitter and leave a bloody mark)
The_Crypto_Oracle: "Alright, settle down! Don't panic, don't panic. Someone call a doctor! Somebody call an ambulance, a doctor, and the police!"

>> No.52887890

>crypto twitter
Guys, can you please keep it over there. Thank you :)

>> No.52888614

>>52887594
There’s a design job posted on their website if you can do better

>> No.52889150

>>52887629
This. People cope and seethe saying it's bad practice but honestly them getting shit on a lot is the only thing that has made them put any effort in lately.

>> No.52889218
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>>52887594
lmaoing at all you pathetic losers waiting for chainlink to bow to popular demand and pump their bags so they can sell
Do you retards not realize that collateral stake holders are the last ones to be paid?
They need to set up data providers and trustless oracles first. Set the ground floor on a solid foundation for future use. Unlike all the other defi scams that used staking to lure in newfaggot retards.
I shouldnt even be spoon feeding you faggots
I hope you fell for the "never staking" fud

>> No.52889293

>>52887629
Thats schwab anon isnt it...

>> No.52889681

Lol the reply

>> No.52891303

>>52887594
>>52887629
>if I can't understand, it must mean it's a scam
>i had better spam biz about it because reasons
>i had also better make sure i compliment all the twitter accounts created within the last year that only seem to say "chainlink bad" also because uh...reasons
and youve probably spent hundreds of hours of your life doing this, along with the discord fud trannies in this thread
what a bunch of fucking losers lmao

>> No.52891497

>>52887651
It just takes one, but you won't like the answer. The original Bitcoin protocol with the scripting language enabled that was built in. So, BSV

>> No.52892186

>>52887629
Do they still buy doge coins?

>> No.52893188

>>52887594
>>52887629
Thomas hou je klep en verkoop gewoon.

>> No.52893251

>>52891303
You are mentally ill and deluded

>> No.52893334

>>52887629
They deserve it, cheerleading does no good.

>> No.52893358

>>52893334
>cheerleading does no good
lol don't look at Doge, XRP, QNT, ... bro

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>>52887594
>>52887651
>>52887629
>>52887704
thanks for paying my salary anon. thanks sergey betraymo for that. #BLM

>> No.52893569

>>52893525
Let's play FMK, left to right, top to bottom


Melodi - sounds annoying but I'd fuck her
Melissa - WARNING COLORATION: SHOOT ON SIGHT
Devon - I would wife the SHIT out of this qt
Kseniya - Fuck
Poo? Ja! - Kill

>> No.52893575

>>52893569
you wouldnt do shit incel

>> No.52893587

>>52887594
This is completely easy to understand lmao.

>> No.52893642

>>52887594
Paid ChainSHIT fudders are literally illiterate dumb door dash niggers lmao

>> No.52894145

>>52893587
this but unironically

>> No.52894211

Its Qtard levels of deception. Put a load of overcomplicated nonsense that doesn't mean anything on a graph and fool low IQ people into thinking it means something when it doesn't.