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>Go get it sis!
This has to be the only timeline in history where everyone thinks that they are special. What's your plan to make it in a great competition with literally every zoomer

>> No.52884585

>>52884569
Ruining egirls by replacing them with AI driven vtuber sluts and Farming simps.

>> No.52884643

>>52884569
>the onions face

this is why people get randomly pouched in the face

>> No.52884707
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>wind farm
She has no fucking clue

>> No.52884734

>>52884569

I hate women bros

>> No.52884744

>>52884707
offshore no less
She might be able to make out like a bandit though by following the over promise/under deliver standard

>> No.52884755

>>52884569

She’s the next Elizabeth Holmes

>> No.52884765

Socializing with private investors as an investment banker and opening a business that attracts the government money faucet sounds like a close to a surefire way to scam your way to a lot of money.

>> No.52884788

>>52884569
She can just start an OnlyFans and milk money without lifting a finger.

>> No.52884810

>>52884788
she'd have to get pregnant first

>> No.52884816

>>52884569
If they really know what they're doing, zoomers make great business partners.

Millennials are too complacent, entitled, run on shitty scripts fed to them by media, don't take uncertainty or chaos in stride. Held back psychologically by invisible barriers of convention.

Zoomers were basically raised in a climate of chaos and uncertainty, take it as a given, bake it into their broader strategy and risk management if they haven't succumbed to it. No barriers or sacred cows beyond their risk parameters. It's kinda wild.

t. millennial who built an eight-figure operation with a zoomer

>> No.52884839

>>52884569
Fuck you cunt, the offshore of North Carolina is for fishing, not your green energy scam wildfarms.

>> No.52884840

>>52884734
that's a man (on the right)

>> No.52884865

>>52884816
Cringiest thing I’ve ever read in my life

>> No.52884890

>>52884569
People who talk like that don't "have it|" they just have a lot of ideas that aren't theirs with no focus

>> No.52884896

>>52884569
She had me going until Billionaire before 30

>> No.52884902

>>52884569
All I see is her pussy and I wanna FUCK IT

>> No.52884906

>>52884890
talking about me of course

>> No.52884918

dont take deluded college students seriously

>> No.52884932

>>52884788
She is technically lifting her legs to a camera.
So yea, that also takes work …work not being fat nor ugly

>> No.52884964

>>52884816
yeah buying solana isn't considered something wild.

>> No.52885037
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>>52884569
>Offshore wind farm
Holy shit I cannot wait for even more of these deluded retards to get wrecked in the next few years. These zoomers are so used to money printer that they cannot comprehend whats about to happen.
>inb4 its scripted

>> No.52885080

>>52884816
so who's kid did you hire on to secure funding?

>> No.52885097

>>52884569
wtf she is a queen i want to support her financially

>> No.52885108

>>52884964
It doesn't involve investing.

>> No.52885109

>>52885037
That's the thing. If you are her age, say 24, with tech, all you know is a rising market

>> No.52885126

i hate the trend of big thick glasses to make them look smart, most of them do not even need glasses

>> No.52885146
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A woman has never, ever, ever, EVER, EVER [[[[[[[[[[[[[EVER]]]]]]]]]]] made a billion dollars on her own. The only female billionaires out there got it from inheritance or divorce.

>or fraud

kekkles

>> No.52885306

>>52885080
The zoomer is savvy and connected in that area. He found me rather than the other way around since I brought some interdisciplinary knowledge/skills and niche technical expertise to the table.

>> No.52885364

>>52884569
this is the type of girl who wont talk to you unless youre three 6s.
6 figure income.
6+ inch dick
6+ ft tall

>> No.52885432

>>52885364
It's the four 8's rule now Chud

8 figure income
8+ inch dick
8+ ft tall
8+ other girls he's fending off at any moment

>> No.52885441

>>52885364
thats me and women still don't talk to me

>> No.52885476

>>52885441
maybe its four 6s now
6 figure income.
6+ inch dick.
6+ ft tall.
6 pack abs.

>> No.52885529

>>52885306
What sector is your company in

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>>52885364
>5figure savings in bank
>6.5 peepee
>5 7
>neet
I’m doing it bros

>> No.52885645

>>52884569
they literally can't think beyond what someone else has done

>> No.52885691

>>52884569
working a desk job until i'm too old and then die alone

>> No.52885692

>>52885146
even elizabeth was fucking the guy who did all the work

>> No.52885822

>>52884707
>>52884744
No problem to do that profitably provided you are already an energy giant that has the equipment. The main problem are the ships needed to construct an offshore windpark. There are not many in the world and a new one costs around 100 Million each to build. Then you need to find a location for your wind park, which is also expensive. And then you need to construct it, which is the biggest challenge. But even then you are not done. You still need to sell the energy on the open market and hedge those trades. If you are already a giant like RWE or EDF it really isn't a problem to build something like this, however it is impossible as a startup, because the entry barriers are naturally extremely high and the energy market can't really be disrupted due to its high efficiency

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Seriously why did they take this retarded shit of fewer words but with bigger font size as subtitles to another level? It's extremely retarded.

>> No.52886662

>>52885529
Big data.

>> No.52886679

>>52884569
>19 year old idiot saying a bunch of buzzwords without understanding any of it
she'll end up making $50k/year as a lackey in HR or recruiting. cute face though.

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>>52884569
so whats your plan to be a billionaire /biz/?

>> No.52886736

>>52884569
>her entire thesis is wind farms
so... only Fans?

>> No.52886749

>>52886736
braaappppp

>> No.52886797

>>52885692

It's honestly so cute to see a woman like in the OP go out there and just play pretend. Literally no real idea or conception of what makes a killer businessman, just a bunch of emulations.

>> No.52886807

>>52886679
Most realistic scenario. That or earning $60-80k as a executive assistant / fucktoy for her boss.

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>>52884569
Is this a thread about women?

>> No.52886851

>>52884865
He's right though. There's a lot more innovative and creative thinkers among the zoomers. Of course like any group the vast majority are useless but there are a lot more potential gems among the zoomers

>> No.52886886

>>52885126
This

>> No.52886939

>>52884569
Haha she's going to become a billionaire by starting a "Sustainable investment fund"... only in clown world my dear. That shit is going to get crushed along with all your dreams.

>> No.52887108

>>52884569
hahah this was literally made to grift and make people seethe. capital A trolling. Now Neck OP and the people in the video, do it now you've had your time under the Silicon Sun.

>> No.52888557

>>52884816
bro the world's your oyster fuckin wild zoomer empire brah unreal

Fucking cringe.

>> No.52889041

>>52884569
she shoulda just said she will marry a billionaire lol

>> No.52889561

>>52884816
Every zoomer I've hired was either high on Xanax or so fucking stupid they might as well have been
0/0 made me reply

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>>52884569
The way things are going with fiat currency and the US financial system she could very well be a trillionaire by the time she's 30.

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>>52884643
didnt notice this. i lost

>> No.52891153

>>52884932
>Not being fat
>He doesn't know

Oh you sweet sweet summer

>> No.52891189

>>52884734
>Hi I’m attractive. You’ll listen to me because I’m attractive even tho I’m not really saying anything meaningful. Some boomer will hire me because I look good in trousers.

>> No.52891197

>>52884816
>Zoomers
>Risk management
>Strategy
Yea that's a no from me dawg.

>> No.52891206

what do "quants" even do in relation to finance?

>> No.52891226

>>52884569
If she is Jewish she will have the connections to pull off her goals

>> No.52891242

College students have been talking shit since forever u idiot. Did u not go to college? It's called youthful optimism and many of them have it until they graduate and the "le real world" smacks them in the balls and takes their lunch money. Then they realize that the steady paycheck from being a wagie isnt so bad after all

>> No.52891485

>>52884569
>investment banker
>on the quant side
hahahhahahHAHAHAHAHA

>> No.52891528

>>52884896
agreed. millionaire before 30 is a decent landmark

>> No.52891743

>>52886851
>innovative and creative
LMFAO zoomers only know how to monetize things millennials built. Yeah bro, your $100k a year drop shipping business is really impressive when at your age Luckey Palmer was selling Occulus for $2 billion

>> No.52891794

>>52884765
If you have an ivy league degree and are easy on the eyes (big booba is a plus), then the easy money faucet flows for even the dumbest of ideas.
Some boomer will hire her to run some wind farms at an energy company. At the very least, inflation will make us all billionaires.

>> No.52891807

>>52891743
Lmaooo don't get mad cause us zoomers actually have ambitions unlike you cucklenials. Seriously you guys are the loser generation. Us zoomers may sound dumb when we say we'll be millionaires. But I'd much rather take the 0.001% of being a billionaire than to subject myself to work for Mr.Shekelstein for the rest of my life. Have fun knowing you're going to be another man's bitch for the entirety of your life.
You millennials just need to git gud

>> No.52891820

>>52884569
Some rich suadi just watched this webm and is going to pay this chick to be his whore.

>> No.52891833

>>52891807
You're gonna end up homeless pretty soon.
All the bullshit about being an "influencer" or "making it in finance", is just that, complete bullshit.

>> No.52891864

>>52891833
Yeah doubt it. I have more money in savings than you're faggot generation. Furthermore I have a plan B where I'll just be a trucker. And guess what as a trucker I don't have to deal with shekelstein and his ungodly coworkers. I genuinely don't understand why millennials believe they have to take the traditional route and not do what they want in life

>> No.52891932

>>52891864
>fuTHErMorE
>acts like no one here knows what a trade job is

>> No.52891946

>>52891864
>I have more money in savings than you're faggot generation.
Ha, okay.
how much?
>be a trucker
>what are driverless cars?
The better AI gets the better auto-cars will be, and you're out of a job.
my advice? git gud at being homeless.

>> No.52891982

Smary girl. She wants to take advantage of the ESG racket.

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>>52891864
>I have a plan B where I'll just be a trucker.
As someone that was a trucker a few years, its not the genius back up plan you think it is.

t. gave up trucking for good after only 2 yrs because of how shit it was

>> No.52892041

>>52891864
Holy fuck bro, you're like 16. Your mind is so deluded right now it's unreal.

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>>52886736

>dailly reminder you will NEVER have your own personal windfarm fortified by beans and sauerkraut

why even live

>> No.52892077

>>52891864
I'll give you a real tip.
There are only a few industries on earth that are allowed to have money (when I say "allowed to have money", I mean upper middle class and higher incomes) those are mainly the military industrial complex(combat enforcement), the financial sector(money regulation and fraud), and the technology sector(surveillance). I suppose you could also include politics.

If you want money you have to network with people in those industries and make friends. Trust me when I say only a few do real work and most people are just riding the gravy train, so it's all about sucking the right guys cock to get a good job.

Oh yeah, the other industry is crime and/or police but those are actually really difficult and dangerous.

>> No.52892079

>>52891864
>as a trucker I don't have to deal with shekelstein and his ungodly coworkers
No, instead you'll have to deal with D.O.T. , your dispatchers and all the clients/customers that are using the trucking services to transport all their stuff.

>> No.52892181

>>52886851
They said the same shit about the millennials, and gen x.

>> No.52892318

>>52891807
>>52891864
I'm literally a self-employed millionaire, in a non-crypto, non-software industry
With all your imagination could only come up with being a trucker, even for your stupid troll posts trying to provoke people
We're not even the same species

>> No.52892361

>>52885364
>not even 7'

>> No.52892441

I would tell her enthusiastically that she can achieve her goals and that she's so smart pretty and perfect while kissing her flaire pants for 15 minutes and handing over $2121 to double her checking account right now. I'm a 28 year old kissless virgin living with my father rent free making $110k a year in CA

>> No.52892648

>>52886797
name me a man who went on camera saying he wanna be a billionaire from zero and actually achieved it
nobody can realistically set out to make a billion dollara

>> No.52892950

>>52884569
right...so you're telling me that in twenty years we'll have still yet to come to our senses regarding nuclear and the greens havent been hunted drawn and quartered? are interest rates will still be near zero to fund such wild speculation? she's the female embodiment of number go up.

>> No.52892980

>>52884816
What does your operation do and are you interested in bringing on any more partners? I'd like to discuss.

>> No.52893008

>>52891206
execute and develop models to exploit extremely short term high beta trades. one of the most difficult, stressful, intellectually demanding careers to exist; most only last two years.

>> No.52893088

>>52884569
a billionaire by 30?

thats a lot of dicks to suck.

>> No.52893345

>>52892980
he buys LINK and sells at a higher price, very complex operation and the risk management has recently become very chaotic

>> No.52893392

>>52891807
we millennials had ambition when we were your age, look where it got us. now we're jaded. you will be too.

>> No.52893551

>>52891743
Is there one singular important thing millennials built?
Most of tech stuff has been built by gen x.
Infrastructure has been built by the silent and greatest generation.
Boomers have been consoooooming.

>> No.52893560

>>52886825
I've done things so bad together with wives/girls who said their husband/gf is shit but at the same times loves them by paying everything they need in life including their kids. They come in all ages and stages of life, what I've seen, made me not getting married. This pandemic have been exceptionally providing for guys to fuck girls everywhere by allowing them to go haywire at home and start cheating small from chatting during lockdown then ended up in bed post-lockdown.

t.fucked 19yro all the way to 50 yro milfs in my 30s

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>>52884569
How do people think like this? I've never held my self even to the meagre esteem of a janitor.