/biz/ - Business & Finance

fund/scale my existing business
and perhaps buy a bag

>>52879654
immediately buy bitcoin and leave the country.

>>52879654
reinvest

>>52879654
Max bet spins on online slots

>>52879674
actually come to think of it I really need a new winter coat
So that, then a bag, then the remaining 198k are going into google ads and a new engineer and sdr

Probably pay for law school or start a company

flash up tails throw on a proxy pretend my card got stolen and pay some nigger 5$ to kyc binance and swap all 200k to monero and go to the bank and get a new card and play dumb

Buy a shit ton of bit. buy a sick ass gothic mansion and chill. pay people to call me "the count".

>>52879654
Take care of my family.

>>52879654
where is that? looks pretty comfy

>>52879654
Kill as many people as 200k would allow me.
This is why I can't be rich.

>>52879654
I’d buy enough thc oil to keep an elephant stoned for 1,000 years

>>52879654
I could live the rest of my life on that and give my son 100k

>>52879654
buy BTC & BNB

100k in index funds, 90k on the mortgage and 10k on anime figures

>>52879654
Give it back to them

>>52879654
May off my 10,600 balance on my HELOC. Pay off my 10k balance on the HVAC that went out. Pay off the 10k on the van. Buy wife and kids some really cool shit. Buy a few ounces of gold. Buy some BTC and hold onto the rest for rainy day.

>>52879770
>paying money for college
Absolute retard moment. There is literally no reason to pay for school unless you've exhausted undergraduate loans. In this case, you're talking about grad school which uses the much easier and more money grad plus loans which cannot be exhausted. So instead of keeping that 200k, you BLOW IT on law school which essentially would have been free. Student debt doesn't count against DTI. Literally could have bought a million dollar house as a lawyer with a 200k down-payment if you got a big law salary. You don't know the ins or out of anything. A real lawyer would view you as an imbecile to the highest degree by squandering cold hard cash on it. First rule of debt is its only matters if it's secured. 200k gone for NOTHING.

>>52880207
While your correct on many of your statements, I work with lawyers all day. Man lawyers are fucking idiots. They know about their tiny little section of law and most lack all common sense when it relates to anything outside of their scope.

Typos - I dont give a fuck

>>52880244
Agree with you. There aren't many I consider to be real lawyers.

>>52879678
this.
>100k btc
>50k other shitcoins
>50k in fiat to last a couple of years in a warm shithole country

>>52879654
Missing a sniper rifle and tripod.

>>52879654
Bank error. don't spend it OP

>>52879654
Pay off my debt
Buy cocaine
Lure over hookers with said cocaine

>>52879654
200k? I would be a fucking millionaire here and not have to worry about anything

Around 30k to 70k is what I really need as a minimum to get my own property though. I could buy some dilapidated tiny farm with some land attached with that amount. Or a basic country house at least. Property is really the only thing I need this much money for, anything else is pocket change in comparison.

>>52879654

A house.

>>52879654
I would withdraw it

buy Portus Network's public sale

>>52880488
>>52880507
Samefaggot beggar btw.

>>52879654
probably waste it all on dumbshit

>>52880488
in what country? maybe I should move there since i have 200k

>>52879654
Let me guess you need more?

>>52879654
I'd buy a couple of houses/patches of land near the beach and convert them into small hotels

>>52879654
pay my debt start a business put rest into investment asset. funny enough im sitting on 20k from NFT gains. i should start a business

>>52879654
That's make it money for me, I have a dream of taking the Mrs and my kids and dog on a sailing holiday that will never end. 100k is enough for me to get the boat and the qualifications and insurance and the other 100k is to live from for the next few years/decades.
I'm not allowed to beg so I'll just say this is the address to my eth

0x347FCdA9bFE5bF87905F55107BAd49c7DE53db4A


I really like monohulls over cats, specifically the fact that they right themselves when they tip over. I will sail the med the atlantic and the carribbean before deciding on taking the Panama canal to the Pacific and seeing all the islands. I want to die at sea, an old man surrounded by my family.

I hope I achieve this dream I spit on everyone of you doing this for a lambo.

>>52881618
Rather have a lambo than a gay-ass boat and a gay-ass wife

>>52881680
S

>>52879654
dump it all into XMR and immediately lose it.

Buy the fist big Pulsechain dip after it launches

>>52879654
Will slurp some BTC, ETH and some web3 assets

>>52881761
Not sure XMR is the best altcoin to accumulate right now. RAIL, despite being a lower cap is performing way better than it

>>52882546
web3 means little if people struggle to interact with it

>>52879678
Buy Monero on Kraken and delete the bank account lol

>>52879654
bitcorn

>>52879654
Buy a ninja h2
Pay off my parents' house
Invest the rest of the money in something safe
Go out in flames on aforementioned h2

>>52883117
Some web3 projects are quite intentional about bridging web2 to web3 to simplify the blockchain even for normies to be able to interact with it.

>>52879654
um

>>52882695
shut the fuck up jeet.

>>52883206
AH! I'd report it as income, after verifying with my bank that this fund is indeed mine and not a glitch on their end.

then file taxes on it.

>tax free

nothing is tax free.

A nice spread of 6 month out options asymmetrically hedged across tech and energy, harvesting when they pop off and using profits to re-hedge the red ones in a different asymmetric underlier. 200k>>>5M

>>52879654
Pay off all my student loans and credit card debt.
Half of remaining goes into savings, other half into my SaaS start up.

60% BTC
20% BNB
20% XMR

>>52879654
build a log cabin

>>52880207
So you suppose that it's "free" just because it doesn't account against a DTI ratio? Is that right?

>>52883815
!

ITS A GLOWING THREAD WE'VE ALL BEEN HAD

RUN FOR YOUR LIVES

Give it back tyrone

>>52879654
All in Endomines Finland Oyj stock.

>>52879654
Cocaine and hookers

>>52879654
not much, that's nothing.
I'd probably buy another house, or buy some bonds.

>>52883815
Yes.

>>52884141
And you realize that a law degree doesn't necessarily increase your income, in which case it affects your DTI no more or less than not getting a degree.?

>>52879674
Same idea for me, I'd buy the land that my business would run on top of.

Absolutely disgusting people in this thread. Your financial responsibility makes me sick.

I'll have coke and hookers please.

>>52879654
buy a single bitcoin for each of my kids
invest the rest in real estate
i have a great life already desu.

I'd donate all of it to the church. Jesus is the way and the light.

>>52879654
Coom on it.

Then flip it over and coom on it again.*

*I like to coom.

lose it

>>52881618
>other 100k is to live from for the next few years/decades.
lol in what fucking world can you AND your family live for decades on a boat (or otherwise) with 100k?

>>52879654
Half in stocks, quarter in Savings, the rest hold on to in checking and shop around for some stuff I want, but then, I don't really have expensive tastes so... probably more in the stock market eventually.

>>52879654
I owe 365 on my house, so it's not enough to be free of that but that's my primary goal. I think I'd probably just use it to pay my expenses each month and continue doing what I'm doing now. When I get close I'll pay the house off entirely.

>>52879654
Buy a one way ticket to Japan and live as a homeless, wandering swordsman. travelling the countryside from village to village, defending the modest rice farmers and their families against the evil tryanny of local crime lords

>>52884451
Retard I have more than the extra 200k I need for my make it dream. What a good use of your time writing that comment was. Ngmi

>>52879654
Buy 1BTC and stake the rest as stablecoin on SpoolFi where I have self custody over my funds

Build a small house outside of town with thick forest on all sides.

Buy a model x, a used gsa gov diesel generator, cheap solar array, circuit breaker upgrades to prevent a back feed, enough batteries to build a homemade power wall, pay the taxes , calls on kingross gold, puts on SpY500, buy a ton on cheapy stocks on a wim, puts on Coinbase, visit Japan for the weekend and put the rest of area 51 in the rest into my account plus a PS5 and some cheap tv from best buy.

>>52879654
Get gf.

>>52879654
I would buy a home
>not enough

>>52885159
Why not buy at least 5 BTC which will earn you more, because I'm getting around 8% APY myself from staking my stables on Spool which can't be much compared to the gains that BTC will give you in the next bull cycle

>>52879654
Buy land for my house now instead of summertime, so i can hire an architect and get to building it sooner.

>>52884318
>>52879674
What business are you anons doing?

I would put a down payment on a house and buy medical equipment to give my dying grandmother a better qaulity of life. I take care of her in her shitty apartment. It was the only place I could bring her after she got discharged from the hospital after being abandoned by my crack smoking uncle ( her son)

I would spend 100k on a piece of off-grid land in Montana and the rest on building a small cabin and investing for the future