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My heart is racing. Holy fuck holy fuck.

>> No.52871915

>>52871888
>my heart is racing
That's just the thought of cock and balls exciting you, please calm yourself, ser.

>> No.52871929

>>52871888
fake+gay

>> No.52871944

>>52871888
>LINK
Dead shitcoin.

>> No.52871951

>>52871888
lol at least make it $7 then it would be believable, may as well have put $99 in your inspect element

>> No.52871961

>>52871888
for anyone wondering if this is real: it's even better, link has reached an even more realistic price

>> No.52871970

>>52871888
>LINK
Grandpa, it’s near 2023. No one want to buy into meme coin that does nothing anymore

>> No.52871975

wtf 13 dollars just flew out of my wallet

>> No.52871991

Ngl made me check

>> No.52872110

$6.73 is a reasonable price for a cup of coffee in 2022
Seems like everything's going according to plan

>> No.52872137

>>52872110
fuck this is unironically true

I'm in the wrong timeline can someone please help me find the good one? I'm not supposed to be here

>> No.52872165

>>52871888
If it does pump it's only manipulated so that the fatman can dump on stakers kek

>> No.52872174

the hilarious thing is that even that price would have been bearish just a year ago

>> No.52872186

>>52871888
Holy fuck Lois I’m cumming

>> No.52872195

>>52871888
checked, you forgot to run your API through Chainlink's patented "Divide By 2 DON." It will use at least 5 nodes to divide your price by 2 to reflect the accurate price. Not using this node has caused many market explosions, but if you check Chainlinkgod's blog post about it, he explains how it is user error and is actually a feature, not a bug. It only costs 3 Link tokens per call to use.

>> No.52872212
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52872212

>>52872165
he already is going to dump 50m tokens next year. literally dumping on stakers that can't sell or withdrawal rewards
link holders believe this is a good thing.
cuckolds of crypto

>> No.52872385

>>52871888
checked
>>52872186
kekked

>> No.52872486

>>52871888
Checked!

Coinmarketcap is where dreams go to die...

>> No.52873766

Honestly this whole link thing is just sad at this point.
It's like they just don't understand what crypto is about an unironically buy into the hype.
Like underneath it all, there's some value in things like permissionless money, collateralize lending, dexes, etc...even oracles. But the retarded hopium and unrealistic expectations ro the circle jerk here is frankly fucking embarrassing to watch. Just do some basic math.
This shit was worth $50. What the fuck were you thinking.
Not only that, it went back over $30 a bunch of times giving you multiple chances to salvage a nice win.
Ironically people will hold it knowing it will underperform basic like like btc and eth due to the fact that it's a centralized dump fest to fund a company. Because they still literally don't understand hype cycles.
It's going to be funny when there's multiple 'new link' assets this coming cycle too and people are sitting on their shit that peaked vs eth in 2020...