/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>52870022
OIL? OIL.

>>52870022

Dubs = calls and SPY hits new ath next week

it's reached a point where this makes me laugh uncontrollably

>>52870022
nigger

>>52870022
Spy puts retard

>>52870022
>>52870022
>>52870022

CALLS IT IS

>>52870034

Yeah I’m thinking OIL.

Unemployment will keep dropping because the vax is killing too many workers. So the Fed will keep raising rates
>Unemployment will keep dropping because the vax is killing too many workers. So the Fed will keep raising rates

>>52870022
NAKED SHORT SILVERGATE

Im good at reading charts but im not confident enough to place a trade even though im usually right about the direction. How can i overcome this? Trading is not the only thing where this pops up in my life

if we close flat or even green after that F.E.D. meeting, that will confirm santa year end rally unironically

Bobo.... We are inevitable. Capitulate.

>>52870034
oil is for broke queers

there is too much open interest around 4,000
they want to pin it right at 4,000
this week will be bullshit chicanery for the triple witching expiration, then the real move can start next week
do not trust the 4K pin

>>52870022
this is the CLF tranny

Today was my last chance and I didn't play it right
Suicide jan 1st

WHOA BLACK BETTY

What a war

>>52870022
fakeout dump. look at the pump. we're going on an xmas rally this year.

>>52870078
you sound just as retarded as boomers in 2020

>>52870080
Or maybe coinbase.
Or Wayfair.

what a lame day frens, guess we'll wait til next month.

>>52870081
Just do it. Nobody bats 1.000 anon. Buy in small enough amounts until you're confident.
>Then lose a bunch of money because the market sucks
>Then gain it back because the market sucks

>>52870081
It's smaller raises so they can keep going. Mumu are so stubborn they need to keep raising slowly because if they pause the bulls will rally stocks for 6 months on the news

They aren't dovish. Nothing was bullish except the fact Powell has to basically stomp on bulls for another year to wake them up

Option A= hit terminal rate fast and everyone goes nuts buying because market is humans even though you the fed want to be bearish

Option b slower rate hikes and dont ever stop until deep recession

They are doing b and people think it's dovish they are slow walking the bullish spirits till recession

>>52870081
It takes time. You'll get there

Chinks confirmed irrelevant shithole
*breaths in*
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

bulls are so fucking retarded. We are in the end game

DXYbros....it's over.

>>52870091
pic rel (whiskey in the cup btw)

Here comes the pain

>>52870110
Cope

Guys is TMF gonna rip? That would be sick

>>52870022
Buy a hundred shares then sell calls, that’s what I’m going

my spidey sense is tingling...

>>52870022
Rolling into boomers forced to work until they die while I scoop all their bags up off the floor.

>>52870086
top signal

>futures

>>52870124
basically covid really is a nothingburger if the CCP loses the politcal power to shut down shanghai ports

>>52870081
just do 1 contract at a time, small money

>>52870124
fucking chinks lmao

>>52870124
...............................this is staged right?
He's holding them off screen, and someone else is chopping them in half with shears or something...................right?!

PICK A FUCKING DIRECTION NIGGER

>>52870090
yeah, i think we drop a little the rest of the week, then we Xmas rally till the 23rd.

*get violent

>>52870081
Life is about moving from one problem to the next. You gotta stick it in to find out you’ve got premature ejaculation.

>>52870101

Tranny says calls

inb4 0% change on the day

Today was my last chance. Guaranteed volatility. I didn't play it right. I knew what to do, and I didn't do it. It's really like I just want to die.

>>52870168
Crush the weak

>>52870103
(bam-ba-lam)

>APPARENT WINNER

FREEZE, ANON.
You're being margin called!
Put one hand in the air and the other up my ass!

Bobros we are back , i hope the crab didnt shake you

>nooo why is the labor market so hot
Ignore this all you want fags but interest rate hikes won’t solve this

Unemployment will keep dropping because the vax is killing too many workers. So the Fed will keep raising rates
Unemployment will keep dropping because the vax is killing too many workers. So the Fed will keep raising rates

IT'S OVER
>WE'RE BACK
WE NEVER LEFT
>WE'RE NGMI
IT'S OVER
>WE'RE BACK
WE NEVER LEFT
>WE'RE NGMI
IT'S OVER
>WE'RE BACK
WE NEVER LEFT
>WE'RE NGMI
IT'S OVER
>WE'RE BACK
WE NEVER LEFT
>WE'RE NGMI

>>52870081
Do one contract at a time with a hard stop loss (10-15%) to build your confidence. Or paper trade.

>>52870121
>>>52870155

Wait, this is because of options expiring Friday, isn't it?

>let’s get frisky
>I’m. Bullish on cannabis

>post conference doump
LOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRR

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T0BlXy3Roj4

If you didn't think it was gonna crab lightly downwards you've learned nothing in the past year. Everyone expects big dump or pump implies crab, duh.

>>52870176
Do you have any idea how hard snibbs has to work to pull this off?

>>52870212
ngl pushing around billions of dollars to troll the fuck out of everyone is pretty impressive.

>>52870202
allegedly 3.9 trillion dollar expiry this friday

There is absolutely no rational explanation for the current behaviour of the market.
The schizophrenic swings from pessimism to optimism are pure delusion.

It's so fucking stupid that the market moves like this on FOMC days. Yeah fucking right, Big Money didn't expect anything at all and they rush for the doors every three fucking months. Eat my ass.

>>52870064
Sold very WIIIDE iron condors on SPX before 2pm. Rolled half of the put legs out lower after it dumped and added some more at lower strikes, then bought back the other half for a small loss after it recovered. Now I just have calls and puts at ridiculous strikes that are gonna expire worthless.

>>52870200
why are her feet covered over?

I told bulls
I warned bulls

Still they think high rates and a recession in 2023 is the perfect thing to front run long

>>52870205
only logical rationale for this pump/dump/pump/dump is to bleed more retail shekels
i wouldnt get comfy with puts here

spy never under $400 poster
where ya at
come show yourself
or I will go into the last thread and screenshot you so we can laugh

have a put debit spread going right now for 390p/380p

absolute schizo shit market is an official SHITCOIN

>>52870230
quad witching is on friday
massive expiry, so algos will keep us pinned to 4000

>>52870227
Why do you want to see her feet?

>>52870227
also wtf

>>52870232
>or I will go into the last thread and screenshot you so we can laugh
never liked that guy

I have to wait until fucking January for my bonus? Are you shitting me?

>>52870227
cute feet for neet skeet

>>52870149
>>52870117
>>52870173
>>52870200
Ive been trading for 3 years now and have a very good technical grasp in any market, stocks, crypto, commodities. Even while i paper trade, i feel spooked to put on a trade but i get the direction right with good risk rewards. So 1 contract or paper trading, it doesnt matter, i feel uncomfrtable executing but feel very confident in my analysis. I dont know how to merge the two. I wish i had the gambling personality some people have here trading options without knowing shit.

>>52870232
whats the difference between the S&P thats 4000 and the one that's 400?

>>52870241
oh.. no reason

>>52870242
if you couldn't tell, it's a man

>>52870174
>buying power
>6416
somebody overlooked the edit

>>52870248
We have actually reviewed the paperwork and it's now February anon.

At every scam pump i double down my positions . Short .

>>52870242
It's called gravity

>>52870251
there's a lot of psychology involved but the best advice is to make a plan and stick with it despite any emotions you feel along the way

>>52870251
Paper trading is worthless. Just lose money but learn from it or sink

OFFICIAL thread theme

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I_2D8Eo15wE

whats the next resistance band

>>52870270
you misspelled masculinity re: >>52870261

>>52870251
That's the problem. No offense, but your on paper acumen doesn't mean shit until you have skin in the game. That's because your own psychology is most people's biggest hurdle, myself included.

>>52870034
Recession will kill oil prices next quarter. But in the long run, oil is king, of course.

Why didn't the markets pump like rockets into space?
Clearly it was a 50 instead of 75

It was a fucking crab announcement

All crabs deserve death

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FaP2pPpNa2M

eat more beef.

>>52870282
im the bass player fr

>>52870251
you are just going to have to try it live at some point you cant really learn to play a musical instrument just by reading sheet music for years.

>>52870301
You didnt here? No rate cuts until 2024.

>>52870289
>Recession will kill oil prices next quarter
Not nearly enough.

This enrages the mumu

J Pow really knows how to ruin my afternoon.

>>52870251
That's what separates you and me from the top trades in the world. You have to be able to execute and have that mentality/confidence to go through with your convictions. That's why for most people ETFs and mutual funds are the way to go, they can't handle the stress of picking individual stocks, much less options.

Most posters are retardedly over bearish, so it's gonna have an eod mega pump to rape greedy bears

>>52870126
literally priced in

>>52870325
volatility keeps getting higher
larger and larger swings
i've got a bad feeling about this

>>52870251
Get used to pain. Don't have to worry about too much - don't buy after stupid highs - stay out of rug pull positions, stay out of stupid trades like today.

>>52870325
>the scamwick

>>52870340
oh? cope harder fgt

get ready.. here it comes.. pump the close

can one of you genius traders explain a 4$ instantaneous algo dump at the precise moment that the expected 50 bepis points was announced

>>52870356
>FaG in id
You play yourself

>>52870358
sorry but 3980 is the crab level

FTSE new low>>52870366
Buy the rumour, sell the fact

My cat died today he was 21

I bought 200 shares of SPY (ticker: SPY)

>>52870366
The dot plot implied higher terminal rates held for all of '23. Market participants expect a V-shaped rate-cutting cycle starting like... next month.

>>52870373
touche coper but are we up on the day yet?

K

>>52870335
twitch streamer neeko has a private jet? wow didnt know she was in the same leagues as me but I guess that makes sense since she's a twitch prostitute.

>>52870388
>Buy the rumour, sell the fact
sell the dots

>>52870301
50 was more than priced in. Markets were also expecting much softer language in the pres release and from JP, and a softer dot plot. Instead the fed basically said, "yeah we saw smart phones were cheaper in november, who cares lol, more rape hikes next year". And, literally, "I wish there was a painless way to fix this but there isn't."

I can't get a job. I've exhausted almost all of my family and friends connection networks over the last 6 months and still got rejected every single time. What the fuck

>>52870325
Did we really get to 418?

>>52870396
>he doesn't have his own jet

>>52870389
RIP in Peace

>>52870335
I'm surprised the plane could even take off with that pig on it.

>>52870394
Massive gains from spy puts in the morning, FagRs
I'm a god. You will learn

>>52870411
get plastic surgery or leg lengthening

>>52870288
>>52870272
>your on paper acumen doesn't mean shit
and youre right.

>>52870353
>>52870335
>>52870314
>>52870271
Psychology is just as important. Its like what they always say, fortune favours the brave. Doing that is the hard part even while understanding that fact/ just have to work on my self esteem i guess

>>52870395
It's the 9/11 memorial pattern

>>52870178
I bought a straddle on the SPY (both a call and put on the 400 strike). Sold the put at 372 and sold the call once the S&P recovered. Made about $300. I know that doesn't make you feel better, just wanted to give you some insight on something that worked today

>>52870389
Sorry to hear about your cat anon

>>52870389
F

>>52870190
why do you lie
source: https://www.ons.gov.uk/peoplepopulationandcommunity/birthsdeathsandmarriages/deaths/datasets/deathsbyvaccinationstatusengland

>>52870395

>>52870389
Made it a long time. I'm sure you took good care of him

would (you) rather:
5'9" and die at 85
6'3" and die at 55

>>52870389
Sorry about your cat anon

>>52870431
>they always say
You mean celebrities pushing shitcoins!?

>>52870427
oh massive gains when down vix? lying fag you didnt make shit.

feeling bullish, then bearish, then bullish again. all in the span of 5 minutes. am i a crab?

>>52870411
anon didn't you hear j dog today there is a shortage of workers

aaah

>>52870366
The robots read the paper and executed the price.
Say a slow ping of 100
A few thousand flops to read the and interpret the text and execute the algorithm. And another slow ping and the whole trade was executed in 0.25 seconds.
Also Jewish elves own the servers

>>52870411
Don't make posts like that when I have a job interview next week.

>>52870413
This is futures, when the cpi print came in yesterday morning the S&P futures went up to like 4% before falling to 2% by open

>>52870157
Nope. Chinks eat everything

>>52870441
>tfw 5'7"
Hopefully I make it to 103

>>52870440
He had a good life, really did have 9 lives

>>52870448
just buy AAPL puts for May or April and chill

>tfw oil isn't going down in spite of all these hikes
Not good

>>52870396
Buying a jet is retarded unless you're filthy rich. Netjets.

>>52870441
I'm 5'5" what age do I die at?

>>52870441
5’9”, I like them tall, even if they don’t like me

>>52870445
>Bobo can't contemplate anyone else making profit in both directions
Many such cases
It must suck being a permabear AND retarded

>>52870471
oil is a global market and china is reopening

>>52870452
>elves

>>52870393
>Market participants expect a V-shaped rate-cutting cycle starting like... next month
literally no one was expecting this

>>52870078
How much longer you think? A fortnight? Half a month? 14 days?

>>52870487
bitch you dont even have receipts

>>52870435
I HAD a strategy that worked and I didn't follow it and sell at triple digit profit %s BECAUSE I NEEDED TO MAKE BACK OVER $100,000 BECAUSE
I THREW
AWAY
ALL
MY
MONEY
AND
HAVE
NOTHING
LEFT
IN
LIFE

ANOTHER BOTTLE OF VODKA DOWN THE HATCHwKCJGDKJBF DJCC fdsfdsdsfcsa dsanftrrc REA DSFSHBFSS

>>52870471
There is only a tiny smidge of contango left. We're heading back into backwardation, dawg.

>>52870441
why would you wanna live past the capability of having natural erections?

>>52870488
they will just buy the cheaper oil from russia

>>52870506

The quintessential /biz/ post

>>52870488
china just started to have record new cases of covid again

>>52870519
The wrinkle there is that Russian production is declining because vatniks apparently never learned to run and maintain their fields on their own.

>>52870502
my vax maxxed coworker had to leave today cuz her young kid had chest pains at school

The market is healing . Bobros...

>>52870487
bitchass rping bitchass

>>52870413
What's happening here?

>>52870505
I'm not gonna show you. Niggers like you have bad, short man energy.

>>52870335
Actually a fuck ton of people are calling for a face ripper and bull equity market on a pivot.

>>52870537
nope, shits fucked, it's broken, we had the blow off top. Cope, seethe, short everything

call buyers here are as retarded as a bunch of fucking dune coons

>>52870537
nothing is healing, it's the usual fake closing pump and they aren't even able of pulling it off properly right now

>>52870547
You reek of Negative YTD PNL

>>52870081
I have Synesthesia, I can see the direction of the Charts. I too had this feeling that you have, and I would recommend you get into it and take advantage of any sort of intuition that you have.

One thing you'll realize is that the markets are predictable 100%, the only issue you'll have is when they are reaping profits and the market has no pattern to it whatsoever.

About once a quarter this will happen.

These are the things you need to look out for, they're there for a purpose. I would recommend paper trading or small trades, to figure out when the non-pattern trading happens so you can stay clear of it.

>>52870502
>6/13/21
Kek /pol/ fucking btfo yet again.

>>52870531
but they don't give a shit anymore

>>52870545
Pig's about to get slaughtered. After it comes out of that conveyor belt thing, those prongs shock it so that it won't struggle when it gets chopped up

SOXX is right at the fucking 200 dma. Who's buying? Who's holding out?

>>52870526
AT LEAST I THREW IT AWAY ON PURPOSE
INSTEAD OF ON ACCIDENT THINKING I WAS GOING TO BE RICH
LIKE YOU
FAGGOT
COCK
SUCKING
TRANNY
BLOWN
ASSHOLE
FUCKING
PRICKS

>>52870547
spread your cheeks now for me

Jesus that's a big crab.

>>52870081

If you we're truly good at 'guessing the direction', you wouldn't be afraid to invest. I'm confident you're just deluding yourself with confirmation bias.

>>52870413
fuck im never eating bacon again

>>52870560
And you're a clout chasing Soundcloud nigger
I'm not falling for your tricks again
I gave you my thesis faggot

>>52870574
I'm waiting for the next market pullback to get in a little lower. market is way too frothy to trust the 200 averages right now

>>52870506
I hear u mang

>>52870545
>>52870569
one set of prongs shocks the pig to knock it out and the other set of prong passes a strong current through the brain to instantly kill it
when the pig stiffens up it has been knocked out then killed in rapid succession

>>52870596
assume the position. im gonna dump this load into your cheeks

>>52870586
I think paper trading is retarded because emotions will be more intense with money on the line. Got to jump in the fire and take your lumps early

>CHINA'S REOPENING FOR THE 50TH TIME, THE ECOMONY IS SAVED!!

>>52870612

>>52870627
>GOOOOORDON NOOOOOOO

>>52870506
>I HAD a strategy that worked and I didn't follow it and sell at triple digit profit %s BECAUSE I NEEDED TO MAKE BACK OVER $100,000 BECAUSE
>>52870271
>there's a lot of psychology involved but the best advice is to make a plan and stick with it despite any emotions you feel along the way

its literally and figuratively the best advice I can give after being in this j-wish casino for 2 decades
kek

I just got home can anyone sum up what happened today?

>>52870081
>im usually right about the direction
if you don't have the discipline to limit losses and secure profits the times you're wrong will kill you even if you can get 9/10 right.

/ourguy/ says it's time to buy the dip

FTSE very sour right now

>>52870641
>WOAH BLACK BETTY

>>52870641

>>52870649
>we nailed it!
lol
lmao

>>52870655
pajeet will still lick em

>muh paper trades
peak midwit who can't afford a few grand to throw in a gambling robinhood account. You'll learn far more than paper trading.

>>52870643
If you are right 90% of time you will be super rich quickly. At that high of a rate it's almost impossible to lose. 55%-65% or so is where risk management is most important

what are my fellow mumu's gonna be buying when we eventually get the pivot next year?

>>52870641
Dump pump dump

>>52870480
you know you can just rent it, right?

>>52870655
Kek i wonder if the ftse puts guy is doing right now .

>>52870706
I think he roped. Annoying little cunt.

i want death ngl bros

>>52870649
>time to buy the dip
no can do

>>52870676
>just give jews hundred of thousands of dollars lol

Ding ding ding! How did it go today anon?

My employer keeps making me do work WTF

just leave me alone already

>>52870632
nice eod rally... suck it off clean now

>>52870561
>any sort of intuition that you have.
Thats axactly what im trying to do. i try to be rational all the time but listening to intuition is really important i think. Another guy mentioned having a system/plan and sticking to it. its what i do but at the end of the day i still have to execute. this begs the questions that this anon brings >>52870586. maybe hes right but i argue its more of psychology to back up claims. I have a system i use and even programmed it, pic related, so im not confioming bias on some 50/50 bullshit. its a matter of have guts. hards to explain because it seems obvious to put the trade on but there a bigger psychological isues at play which overshadow the trading system.

>>52870727
despite all my rage
i am still just a rat in the cage

>>52870727
Yes

>>52870727
not too good love
would you like to accompany me to the kissaten?

>>52870641
pretty much nothing

>>52870727
-0.26%

>uh uh ummm the markets can never go down but uh they can never go up forever duh

Once again the gambling paper hands lost and the big boys played you. You are on the same page of mouth breathers going "midterms coming up pump til then and then dump after". Mind you we had the housing crash phoned in by 2007 and nothing but meltdown into 2009 to make the current right wing team look bad for theatrics. Hook line and sinker they all fell for it and democrats went QE for years only for trump to continue the QE game. They can play you like puppets thinking they will always protect biden into 2024 but hard reversal into a republican win 2024 and dump on you all the way into 2025. But follow those wednesday meetings like good little boys.

>>52870742
people always talk about making anime real
but noone ever talk about making aunt cass real

So what did powell say?
Didnt watch the stream

>>52870727
-0.07%

>>52870727
> -0.14%

What a stupid fucking day.

imagine if you had a la-z-boy that was also a shitter
a 'john rocker' if you will

>>52870416
I just said I did and was surprised she's in the same league as me aka private jets/planes. Its not cheap and you also have to sort an airfield for storage. But I suppose twitch prostitutes like her and amourath and all the rest would be rich enough to afford this stuff. I try to avoid those circles.
>>52870480
you can also rent them

>>52870103
>WHOA BLACK BETTY

>>52870727
-2.22

>>52870727
financially ruined

>>52870641
despite much sound and fury an amazing amount of nothing

>>52870783
What a stupid fucking week

>>52870727
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>>52870668
lmao
he refused to buy during july/august massive rally
what an incurable retard

>>52870788
>Not listing "Cum" as an ingredient
The FDA is going to have your head.

>>52870727
+6%

>>52870725
A few thousand. With no skin in the game you won't learn shit.

>>52870133
TMF PUMPA

>>52870727
+$7

>>52870641
>That webm
>An idiot keeps scrolling for current year

>>52870251
How can I paper trade cryptos?

>>52870768
The dot plot just got 25 bps higher, so 50 in january and 50 in february
>idk we'll wait for the data
focusing on terminal rate now instead of size of hikes.

nothing new he hasn't said 1 million times before.

>>52870649
>not even 2500 yet
>the dip

schizo dots are indicating 5% all the way into 2025, yet actual treasuries pricing says the Fed is full of shit.
Which one should I trust?

despite all my cum
i have still never put it in her bum

>>52870852
market is pricing in recession, FED is only pricing in inflation

I'M DOWN
SAVE ME, AUNT CASS

>>52870852
well one group is posturing and another group is putting their money on the line. which would you think is more likely

>>52870864
I love sticking it in my gfs ass desu senpai

>>52870739
Jesus Christ if you’re risk averse just make a risk calculation and bet what you’re willing to lose. Cost of tuition. Paper trading ain’t shit all your emotions now are not the emotions you’ll have with your nuts on the line. Think about your dumb virgin self and how you felt after sex.
If you’re still a fucking pussy just buy in and sell right away to get a couple reps in. So you can know what it feels like.

Soxl $15 tomorrow

>>52870732
based ngl

>>52870727
I think I’m up
My puts are Jan expiry we’ll see

>All running at 26 FPS
Wow, very cool, Elon

>>52870852
If the dots are correct, stocks crab. If the bond market is correct, stocks go down.

>>52870841
so why are bears extremely euphoric?

>>52870852
What are schizo dots?

>>52870876
>well one group is posturing and another group is putting their money on the line.
Treasuries are controlled by the Fed, though...?
Was the QT a lie?

jesus I'm getting fucking destroyed this year

buy calls
>it dumps

buy puts
>it pumps

but strangles
>it crabs

I'm thinking of selling calls, puts and also buying calls, puts at the same strike just to confuse (them)

>>52870949
Why not just buy shares? Much simpler.

So basically quad witching OPEX on Friday is the only thing holding up the market?
Just market makers fucking options degenerates until next week starts and we fall off a cliff?

>>52870924
nobody has an issue with people who are supposed to not rely on self driving since it isn't fully operational having an incentive to play games while ...
ah fuck it

>>52870732
>his real life bleeds through for a moment

>>52870943
the free market controls the 10 year yield, that's why its used as an indicator

>>52870955
>Why not just buy shares?
Okay boomer

>>52870962
>fall off a cliff
Uhh everything pushing up against the 200dma says otherwise

>>52870955
I have started actually just buying shares but it's going to take decades to dig myself out of the hole I'm in if I just hodl shares

>>52870975
goddamn someone fucks that uggo

>>52870975
Between my gambling account (mostly losses) and my Bogle account (mostly gains) I'm on team Bogle now. Much less stress and the outcome is better. There's room to gamble, but it shouldn't be your primary.

>>52870649
hahahahahha
>it will be terrible
>if it is not terrible, it will be good

>>52870962
I thought everything was in favor of puts at the moment?

Redpill me on Jerome, is he actually gonna stop at 5.1%?

>>52870980
Umm anon we scam-wicked 150 points above the 200 DMA yesterday and it completely reversed.

I don't really care about bobo's schizo opinions, But it is odd that we get a reduced rate hike, and CPI days was better than expected. Yet we're basically flat.

>>52871022
what happens at 10% though?

>BREAKING: Tesla to go bankrupt after failing to compete against auto entrepreneur Xzibit's new line of gamer cars

>>52871022
no, jerome will NEVER stop

>>52870727
>5.44%

>>52871022
My fear is he goes until something big breaks then goes back to zirp. I'd prefer he go slow and steady but i doubt that's doable at this point. I wouldn't be surprised if we hit 5.5 EOY23.

>>52870955
Traunch theory it’s stricly better to gamble until you have the capital to purchase a full traunch to avoid wasting your fucking time with fractional shares and lag. Money isn’t continuous it’s discrete.

>>52871056
>thinking 10 is the end

>>52870727
it's ogre

>>52870727
Basically ended right where I began.

>>52871040
The market has been pricing in 50 bps since 3600.
It literally surprised no-one.

there were however many who expected the fed to announce a slow down into February, that narrative was demolished today.

>>52871056
10% is the halfway point towards 20%.

>>52871092
i can't take another whole fucking year of this gay crab until the final economic apocalypse

MDB is still doing well.

Pbrbros.... I am suffering...

>>52871153
It's up 32 cents from the lows.. how did you manage to fuck up your entry that bad?

>>52871004
N

the stock markets look like a cryptocurrency lmao this shit is beyond fucked

>>52871216
fucking cryptocurrencies have been more stable lately

New

>>52871255
>>52871255

>>52871022
I can’t believe he pussed out and didn’t 75 it again.

Blah blah lagging indicator blah blah let the market absorb it. You pussy Jerome these Freddy hacks are gonna chew you alive. My coding buddies write 1 line of code every 2-3 days.
My banker hacks fluff one or two millionaires balls a day.
That’s it teams of mbas to fluff some guy who sells doors.
The economy is fucked the market is fucked because there’s nothing left to extract except boomer wealth.
Why won’t you tuck these people Jerome they need to be fucked.

>>52870034
O I L
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>>52870727
+1.11%