/biz/ - Business & Finance

Wouldn't it be funny if the market just completely crabbed on the Fed release and Jerome's speech?

what do they mean by this?

>>52867230
>funny
it would be cute and crabby

Digies and 75bps

When is JPOW going to pump the market? soo bored.

Pump on data, massive dump during speech.

FOMC link for when it starts
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I_2D8Eo15wE

>>52867269
HUH

The stock market is nothing more than a tool for the rich to steal from the poor. Prove me wrong. You can't.

>>52867297
not my problem

Easiest money ever?

>>52867260
heh

>>52867297
Im poor and make money somehow

>>52867322
>Im poor and make money somehow
lol nice paradox

>>52867297
No, its a tool to create the most ruthless powerful merchants the Empire needs. Many lesser minions have to sacrificed & fed to the stronger to make this happen but its for the greater good.

>>52867286
doing just that my dude

>>52867230
>imagine

>>52867358
Well a 50k poorfolio is nothing to brag about but i make around 10-15% a year

>30 min left

>>52867317
market thinks that the Lula admin is going to stop the fat divs

post stream

>>52867415
https://www.federalreserve.gov/live-broadcast.htm

Sell your Boomer paper "stocks" for BTC.
>Insider

>WTI up this much
>XLE lagging SPY
This is discrimination against black (gold) people.

>>52867400
What makes you think they won't stop divs?

>>52867322
See that's the true nature of the market, it makes you feel like you're making free money but doesn't change your economic status. It's yet another circus for the masses to be entertained.

>>52867415
https://youtu.be/f_sy0YY3SdI

I turned 50k into $1800. I'm never going to have that much again am I? I think it's pretty much impossible without depositing more funds

>>52867415

>>52867464
Nice house

>>52867445
i dont have an opinion on them cutting or not, i was just stating a fact

>>52867464
yeah you didn't get to 50k on 2k did you? did you learn anything?

>>52867464
if leverage got you there, leverage can get you out
if leverage didn't get you there, god help you you're retarded

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT?~?~?~

>>52867464
>make money
>make even more money
>get greedy
>lose it all within 1 day
happened to me too

>>52867443
What you're witnessing is a repeat of last December. Oil just put in a bottom, oil longs with shitloads of profit are debating whether to stick around into the new year. There's hedging going on.
6 months out from now, oil stocks will all be +30%.

>>52867476
Sure, until you see the interest rate on the mortgage.

>>52867209
holy shit this is such a great movie but I can't believe anyone remembers it

>>52867297
>>52867311
>>52867322
>>52867377
Incredible digit replies

>>52867480
I got to it from $5500. Actually got to like $65k for a day, but this was back in 2021.

>>52867400
Is there any evidence that this will happen? Seems to just be political fear mongering.

>tesla went from 300 to 150 in a few months

>>52867483
DXY is in retreat https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mxw8xg1lpp4

The bepis approaches

Meltup resumes NOW, ATH Q2 '23

>>52867514
>Is there any evidence that this will happen? Seems to just be political fear mongering.
Lula himself said he wants to lower dividends, so it is not fear mongering. He is also not afraid of using power like the cuck Bolsonaro, so if he wants something he will get it most likely.
Don't expect the congress to fight him much either

50 bps today but 100 bps next time once the effects of china ending zero covid are felt

Just so you know, I don't know what the FUCK i'm doing.

>>52867454
What is the story behind why these ended?

>>52867464
>I'm never going to have that much again am I?
Nope.

baggie sucks sweaty trucker cocks in alleys

aaaand THAT! was the bottom for the next two decades

>>52867560
Lot more green than red there. Good job fren

>>52867560
Now *yours* is a YTD performance chart I want to see. Must look like a fucking seismograph during an earthquake.

>>52867581
Hey how did you get access to my account chart???

>>52867615
It looks like a steady line up and then a massive 90% one day drop fueled by drugs, alcohol, and tears.

thinking of having my second cup of coffee for the morning. any health benefits?

>>52867555
checked

>>52867632
S...story?

>>52867081
>chilling. i'm transfixed by stuff like this
Me too. One second of sheer terror then your consciousness disappears for all eternity.

JP is about to tank the market. There will be no pivot. Load up on SPY puts and prepare to be rich.

WHY IS THE IV SO GODDAMN HIGH ARRRRRRGH

>>52867555
checked
You really think China opening is going to have that much of an effect?
>>52867599
checked
>>52867620
>clock doesn't have space for more #s
Awful.

OOOOOOOOHHHHH

>>52867664
write options then faggot stop complaining

>>52867664
i wonder

PIVOT SISTERS WE MADE IT

GOLDEN BULLRUN STARTS NOOOOOWWW!!

>>52867508
what strategy worked for you? how did it fall apart so badly?

WHY'S IT PUMPING
WHAT DO YOU PEEEEEOPLE KNOW

>>52867645
Massive 90% one day drop fueled by drugs, alcohol, and tears /story.

About three months after I quit my "successful career" while literally on crack and had been off crack for a while.

My $50 TQQQ calls that expire on Friday WILL make it!

ahem...

Oooooooooooooooh
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaah

tommy died for our gains

first move is always wrong

>>52867695

>>52867620
i lost my own like i lost all my gains, so i steal urs

FOMC INFO LEAKED!!!!!!!!!!!
50BPS CONFIRMED
PIVOT CONFIRMED

BUY BUY BUYYYYYYYY

Kek this little fairy actually might kill himself unironically in prison.

Hello? SMG? I've got $20K in AAPL and I'm only down 5%. bought at $155. Should I sell when I break even and buy back in during the inevitable giga dump or just keep on DCA?

>markets

https://youtu.be/tl3rPL9EEiI

pee now or forever hold ur pee

>>52867695
>I quit my "successful career" while literally on crack and had been off crack for a while.
a tale as old as time

>>52867738
lmao, how can he be such a fat ass and still be a vegan?

OMFG BUY BUY BUY

THIS IS THE GENERATIONAL BOTTOM

>>52867738
he definitely will meet an unfortunate end in custody, and sure they'll report it as suicide

so, what are you guys going to do with all the money from your puts after the fed says they're not going to drop interest rates after they trigger a recession?

>>52867761
doritos and energy drinks are vegan

Is vix going under 20?

>there's still a 20% chance of 75bps hike
why tho

it's me, sir
i need you to do something for me
i need you to kill the market

>>52867761
I think it's all 100% an act and he's trying to garner sympathy but he's wildly inept at it.

ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

BUY BUY BUY

YOU WILL NEVER SEE THESE PRICES AGAIN IN 13 MINUTES

>>52867768
suicide by three shots to the back of the head
sad, many such cases
market is next
i've got a really bad feeling about this FOMC meeting

¿Qué mirás, bobo?
¿Qué mirás, bobo?
Anda pa'alla, bobo

I'm just going to keep buying vix every time it drops

>>52867804
>Jews can't gain sympathy
Gosh. I am shocked. Shocked!

I'm shorting chinese chipmakers and tiktok

https://www.zerohedge.com/geopolitical/us-set-add-chinese-chipmaker-and-over-30-firms-trade-blacklist

t minus 12 mins

>>52867758
my current gf is an 8/10 but seeing 9/10s makes me want to leave her.. REEE there's always something better isn't there.. curse my massive penis

>>52867209
Clue is kino

>>52867761
sadly more likely than you think

>>52867798
so it can pump if this gets priced out

>>52867690
over time the line always goes up.

The only difference in when you buy an index is how long you have to wait till you are up money cause you will 100% always make money eventually if you but indexes.

>>52867830
Whos that?

You did remember your training, right?

>>52867830
bobo es un mendigo puto

https://www.federalreserve.gov/live-broadcast.htm

i dont think im even going to gamble on this today we get a pump if terminal rate is lower and I dont predict that

WHAT THE FUCK

don't forget about the dot plot

Do I short
>coinbase
Or
>Wayfair
Or
>Silvergate
?

>>52867924
it was an exit pump

>>52867798
so it can pump if this gets priced out

If you were to sell today, it would make sense to wait for the meeting to start, yes?
Surely line will spike at least once for a short period? It might go up and down and up and down and end up down but I think it must got up for a short moment.

Kind of sick of the markets obsession over specifik data points and Fed speeches

If the USA really does move all their chip production away from China and blacklists them, then get ready to invest into pharmaceutical stocks asap. No chips, then no meds for america.

>everyone else: Dude stocks have gone up the last couple days!
>me: Cool I just lost 20% of my wealth...

It's not fair. I can't cope.

baggie sucks cocks

I have a feeling that the markets will ultra rally and then I'll get liquidated.

>>52867967
Git gud and/or stop gambling.

>>52867952
yes there is a good chance of that happening. usually shoots up one way then reverses. but if you time it wrong, it could crater and keep cratering so you have to be fast.

>>52867738
Looks like its over crypto bros, just buy the next meme coin and i'm sure you will make it biggly.

>>52867798
so it can dump if this gets priced out

>>52867952
you could set a take profit or limit order if you think that's going to happen. that way you can keep focus on mr. powell's rosy cheeks

if we pump today, we are unironically going to be priced out. so buy

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>52867297
It's more like one of these, if'n I'm allowed to be honest

the bear market is over boys

>>52867965
the risk free rate is included in every financial model out there. it's watched closely for good reason.

>>52867916
We pump regardless.

There is no scenario where the market doesn’t go higher.

I hope you all dressed up for the occasion.

>>52867989
>usually shoots up one way then reverses
could do a straddle with sell orders at 1.5/2x
for me, im just going to watch

the thing i hate most about fomc is even stops can't save you

>>52868001
>>52868007
Like pottery

>>52868021
I am wearing pants today

>>52868017
what if jerome comes out, clears his throat, drops the N-word, then moonwalks off stage?

>>52868036
Exquisite.

>>52868042
then at last my people will be free

>>52867967
Gettin high has always worked for me.

what number you think it's going to be?

>>52868042
Bullish.

I went long PLEASE POWELL LET ME CUM FOR ONCE

>>52868021
Im naked because my erection will be glorious.
Maybe ill be shitting pissing and cumming

>>52868021
i am wearing sweatpants and a vintage Cisco Systems t-shirt

>>52867967
Stop being bearish. Risk is ALWAYS to the upside in the stock market no matter how bad "fundamentals" are

>DANGER

>>52868017
>everyone terrified of inflation for months
>one good CPI report
>two +7% days on the NASDAQ
>second good CPI report, confirming exactly what the Fed was looking for
>no reaction
I'm wondering if we'll pump on 75 beeps.

>>52868021
kek

A 0% HIKE JUST FLEW OVER MY HOUSE

>>52868021
naturally going as robin-hood

>>52868054
it's going to be 50bps guaranteed, it's the other fed future projections that's going to move the market one way or another

>>52868042

>>52868042
What if Jerome walks out taps the mic, guitar strings start riffing, drums start beating, and he just says
>WOAH BOACK BETTY

yeesh those 0de spy premiums
no thanks

Just mentally change the clock to 2 PM

>DANGER
>WHOOP WHOOP
>DANGER

1 minute I'm getting nervous

>>52868109
link?

>>52868042
you mean nigger?

>RATES +0.75% DUE TO WAGE INFLATION!
>GET THE FUCK OUT!
>RATES +0.75% DUE TO WAGE INFLATION!
>GET THE FUCK OUT!
>RATES +0.75% DUE TO WAGE INFLATION!
>GET THE FUCK OUT!

>>52868109

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

Jerome comes out and says
>You did not heed my warning, 500bps increase. Welcome to hell

>>52868072
>good cpi reports
In what sense is 7% inflation yoy good now? Are we comparing the US to Argentina? Hell I always said we were in bad shape when it was 2%, looking at the purchasing power of the dollar erode as much as it has the last century but this is awful in a country where most people are already up to their knees in debt.

AHHHHHHHHHHHHH

i pooped my pants

>>52868109
It's ok, I'm always nervous
We'll get through this

>>52868021
>>52868071
>me on the left

WHAT SHOULDNI SHORT
SO PISSED I SLEPT THROUGH YESTERdDAYS PUMP

WATCHING 1 MINUTE CANDLES

>>52868042
WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT?

75 BPS

SELL SELL SELL

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>52868072
We pump no matter what. Stocks are going higher into EOY. No chance SPY closes below 400 ever again. SPY ends the year 425 at least.

>>52867297
I agree with this for the most part. Sometimes you catch onto a stock and you end up being a collateral winner rather than loser

ANIME IS REAL

lmao, looks like we're fucked boys, pack it up!

henlo

25 BPS WTF

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

I'm getting heemed no matter what he says

first move is always a lie

OH FUCK

AHHHHHHHHHHHH

What the actual fuck

This is why you buy spreads kids

CRAWLING IN MY SKIN
THESE WOUNDS
THEY WILL NOT HEAL
FEAR IS HOW I FALL
CONFUSING WHAT IS REAL

https://youtu.be/Gd9OhYroLN0

>>52868131
>>52868071
* I meant right
Im retarded

>>52868124

Sup sluts.

>>52868164
This

Fake dump to shake out the rubes.

OH N-

>the dot the dot

>Anon, I don't hear capitulation.

>Literally the ENTIRE market jerks down in a straight line not even 10 seconds after the information comes out
What a fucking joke, who wants this to be how it is??

they're not going to start cutting rates until 2024, get fucked pivoters!!!!!

BUY BUY BUY

LISTEN TO ME SAMMY

SAMMY LISTEN TO MY CALLS

SAMMY YOU NEED TO BUY PLEASE LISTEN SAMMY THIS IS THE BEST TIME TO BUY PLEASE SAMMY LISTEN

what the fuck was that

what is the hike? is it 25 bps?

>>52868200
I

>>52868213
Fak yu
>Sells

>fed sees 4.6% unemployment peak
lol, lmao even.

IM SHITTING PISSING AND CUMMING AHHHHHHHHHHH 75 BEPIS

fuck you mumu you gay faggot

THATS A BIG SHAKE OUT

AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

is there a stream?

>>52867567
The filmmakers were pressuring barely legal girls and outright lying to them (like saying the films wouldn't be uploaded online).
Eventually they got brought to court and shut down.
Still really hot to see inexperienced girls cum on some viagra-maxxing dudes dick over and over again.

Why the fuck are we tanking? 50 was expected.

WHOA BLACK BETTY

Why did the snowman take off his pants?

Dip buying opportunity of a lifetime right here.

are you seeing this? i almost thought about buying SOXL right before.

>That fucking drop
Still think robo investors were a good idea?

sirs?

i told you niggers
HIGHER FOR LONGER

>>52868164
those 405p i was looking at the ridiculous premium of 360$ a piece still doubled and im upset with myself

lel was the dumbass market really hoping for 25

uhhhh mumutards?

>>52868223
75 bps

why the dump is 50bps was le priced in? this market is so retarded

I told you fags Jerome would raise 75bps

Immediate reaction is red => we close green today.
Good luck friends.

BUDDY LOOK AT SOXL COMPUTER

did we just dump on 50

50bps hike
who cares

buy the dip unironically

>>52868243
Not until 2:30.

FUCK I'M TOO SLOW AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

75 BEPIS
>75 BEPIS
75 BEPIS
>75 BEPIS
75 BEPIS
>75 BEPIS
75 BEPIS
>75 BEPIS
75 BEPIS
>75 BEPIS
75 BEPIS
>75 BEPIS
75 BEPIS
>75 BEPIS

What happened? Did you buy a pump and dump?

fake and possibly gay

fuck

WHY'S IT DUMPING
WHAT DO YOU PEEEEEOPLE KNOW

Wowie zowie. Those 20% odds of 75bps paid off.

at this point you have to be retarded if you think the markets ever going to go up again

>>52868248
>>52868268

dot plot. hikes will continue until 2024

>>52868223
>50
https://www.cnbc.com/2022/12/14/fed-rate-decision-december-2022.html

>the dots the dots check the dots

>>52868213
LONG LONG LONG

JEROOOOOOOOOOOOME POWWWWWEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLL
>https://youtu.be/I_2D8Eo15wE

1000BPS

>>52868207
>Literally the ENTIRE market jerks down in a straight line not even 10 seconds after the information comes out
That's the first line of very dumb, "lizard brain" algos that are always active as a safety backstop. Rate go up? Stock go down.
After a minute or two, the second wave will start, which requires more complex calculations or manual input.

>>52868247
fuck you.
i will now go to /gif/

DO NOT REDEEM

>>52868268
Higher terminal rate

75
>75
75
>75
75
>75
75
>75
75
>75

Watch this Bobo

AHHHHHHH he fat fingered an extra zero
>500bps

>rate hike was only 50bps
>people were pumping the market last time on a 75 because it seemed like they were slowing down
you guys are fucking dumb

Kek baggies, did you really think market would think this was bullish? HIGHER FOR LONGER.

https://youtu.be/DK6IRG4CAbw
Sup sluts

>>52867560
:(

>>52868319
god i should just listen to the conference what is the terminal rate and what is the rate hike?

Buy soxl now, you retards

>>52868202
Stop interpreting the dot!

>is that all you got Bobo?

The rate hikes will continue until moral improves.

'we expect to continue raising rates through 2023'
well there they said it, it's not like they'd lie, right?

>>52868335
We're closing green.

My favorite part of Fed shitpost day is ignoring the news completely. I know when and roughly what was said just by watching the line freak out.

>>52868314
I don't even watch 3d porn because its so obviously fake but the gdp stuff was pretty good just because of how they brought completely random hot girls on the set who had never done porn.

I just remembered I get divvies tomorrow.

>>52868345
https://www.investing.com/economic-calendar/
Read retard.

imagine thinking how many bepis has anything to do with ultimately where the stock market is going

its only after the end of the bepis that you will see the true horror

>>52868254
He saw the snow blower was coming through.

bepis

50BPS IS SO BULLISH GUYS

BUY BUY BUY

WHY DO PEOPLE SAY RATE HIKES ARE GOING STAYING UNTIL 2024?

WHAT? I DONT UNDERSTAND, I JUST BUY

>>52868343
The only retarded thing I did was add more calls midday.

>>52868335
I can stay solvent longer than Fed. The game is on, Powel

I TOLD YOU FAGGOTS, JEROME ALREADY THREATENED THE GOVERNEMNT WITH SPENDING AND THEY DIDNT LISTEN

>>52868380

>>52868273
Everyone knew it would be 50. What people were looking for was language changes in the press release indicating a softening of perspective, some sign that the fed felt they had tightened enough or nearly enough. Instead, the language is unchanged, and implies they sre largely umimpressed by october and november data (which makes sense, critical sectors are not improved). This implies a higher terminal interest rate will be chosen, and held there for a longer period of time. Expect to see more movement when the dot plot drops.

>>52868348
I'll buy when it get under $10

And, just like that, S&P will never be below 4000 again.

>>52867663
Happened at exactly 2pm.

what a nightmare.

And, just like that, S&P will never be above 4000 again.

CRAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWLING IN MY SKIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIN

Whoa, African American Betty

Why didn't they just jack up interest rates to 7% in February? We would be much better off today had they just ripped the fucking bandaid off instead of just making us come get a shot of methadone every fucking month.

My only regret is that I haven't bought short the top of that pump yesterday.

>>52868380
In a meeting and had to kill my camera when I saw this post.

>>52868402
>>52868417
Who do I believe?

>>52868207
>>52868311
You don't understand. Computers are smart enough to read the press release and calculate dovish/hawkish language and then calculate and execute trades near instantly.

my 399 spy puts for next week looking pretty good. I will buy MRNA puts with the profit

losing ~20 percent of my portfolio on calls when i could have sold for profit

Are we feeling bullish now?

>>52868446
Always

>>52868427
they huffed their own copium thinking inflation was transitory and they could do this instead

Imagine not buying vix 10 minutes ago

LOWER
LOWER
NO CRABBING ALLOWED
LOWERRRRRRRRRRRR
L O W E R R R R R R R R

>>52868434
Whomever you wish. Your mind shapes your reality!

WE'RE ON AN EXPRESS ELEVATOR TO HELL
GOING
DOWN!!!!

stop selling pls

HOLY NIGGERS JUST CAME HOME FROM WORK WHAT THE FUCK JEROME

>>52868412
what kind of pussy buys leaps for the fed
just buy 0dtes on both sides you fucking idiot
its free money every single time

The time of the violent crab is upon us

so spy 380 next?

REDDIT BUY BUY BUY

I shorted the bottom and longed the top . Kill me pls

I missed the generational bottom on SOXS

I WISH I COULD'VE GOT SOME AT 27 SO BAD

>>52868459
I bought it a much higher point so I'm still in negative profits on vix, kill me

Remember the algos pump during powell's speech.

>>52868446

>>52867209
why are the markets dumping?
everybody knew it would be 50bps
what's the problem
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>sand is smarter then us let’s invest in sand!

>>52868470
Oopsie poopsie

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> benchmark rate seen topping out at 5.25%
>Seven officials see higher rates in range of 5.5%-5.75%
didn't the market expect 4.5% terminal?

>>52868477
Depends on the dot plot. If terminal rate is ~5% we crab, higher we dump, lower we pump.

fudgecicles!

>>52868475
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>52868477
the spy will soon look like meta
and by soon i mean 6 months to a year out

DOT PLOT
BOUGHT TOP
MUMUS MEME LINE BROKE THE COPE BOX

>>52868473
>just buy 0dtes on both sides you fucking idiot
aka a straddle
not profitable with these premiums so high, you couldve 2x'd a put at 360$ premium and completely lost a call at 250$ so yeah you made a hundred bucks if you times exit perfectly

>>52868427
Doing so would have fucked the economy temporarily bad messed up the midterms for those in charge

New

>>52868509
>>52868509

>>52868503
There are too many for that

Baking

>>52868424
>sufficiently restrictive
Ooh that's bearish.

>>52868486
Read the press release. Largely unchanged, quite hawkish.

>>52868497
5%. One more 25 in February and another after that.

So hows the yield curve looking like? Mangled beyond recognition I imagine

STEADY, STEADY...ROTATE TO CALLS ROTATE TO CALL

>>52868477
3980

Powell is gonna squirm and cough a lot. His inner puss will come out and the market will moon.

I dont know what the fuck is going on

HIGHER TERMINAL RATE = BULLISH

>>52868475
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P9_VINMmsus&t=2m10s

>>52868511
its always profitable because of the huge swings
just sell the winner before 2:30 and hold the other one for the inevitable swing the other way and take whatever you get back for it or take the full loss if the market just keeps going
it worked every fomc this year

>>52868527
markets mooned on that hawkish speech

speech here https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ho2iJXlcmR8

>good evening *pumps*

>>52868247
yes it is I remember them need to find the collection somewhere...

>>52867454
makes me want to invest in makeup and hair dye companies