/biz/ - Business & Finance

my stocks keep falling
not sure i can cope
guess i'm heading out
to go buy some rope

WTI has zero chill. Backwardation is back.

O
I
L

WOAH BLACK BETTY

>>52865318
just buy better stocks

>>52865318
always contemplating suicide, this one

>>52865318
Oh hey poem anon. I was worried you may have killed yourself last night. How's the hand?

>>52865311
2PM: boom or bust
what's your guess?

>>52865334
Thanks, it's swollen

I propose that every Wednesday in /smg/ is now officially goblina day

>>52865364
her face makes her look like she has dwarfism

I'm guessing the FOMC pump would be too obvious so its getting priced in this time

>>52865364
pls go back to /tv/
and when you get there start a fire ty

>>52865352
boom, especially for meme stocks which have been dipping leading up to this

Stay on topic. All prosecutors will have to deal with the moderator administration

>>52865353
Maybe invest in a punching bag.

Goth goblina GFs for everyone.

>STOCK MARKET general
>nobody discussing SEC voting on new proposals
this place is fucking dead
i hope you all lose all your money

So bored.

>>52865391
Its not the punching that calms me back down. It's the breaking things

>>52865386
I've never been on /tv/ thank you very much

>>52865334
filtered

I forgot to save my 2021 tax return

>>52865403
Well that's a bit of a problem. I guess just keep breaking things. Shouldn't be too big of a deal if you make scoopsies money.

Shill me a divvy stock. I want to diversify and don't have time for much trading during the day.

>>52865417
If the service you used is halfway decent you should still be able to log in and save a copy.

Personally I'd just call up my accountant (female) if I wanted a copy but I realize some of you are monetarily challenged.

>>52865447
BPT lets you profit off both the oil boom and killing baby seals.

its still going up, I'm getting priced out of the cheap calls I was going to take

>>52865406
I couldn't put my finger on what it was about her and how she got famous. Now I realize it. That's a dude.

>>52865447
AGNC

>>52865417
>He doesn't save data compulsively
ngmi

>hacks into your trading account
>swings market in opposite direction for every trade you make

what are you going to do about it human?

>>52865476
Waiting for it to go below 10

>>52865403
Have you tried not being an autist? Maybe talking to a girl? Could I interest you in a goblina?

>>52865398
https://12ft.io/proxy?q=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.reuters.com%2Fmarkets%2Fus%2Fus-sec-vote-proposal-overhaul-stock-market-rules-2022-12-14%2F
Nothingburger. Cope more doomertard

>>52865486
Low quality post, off topic, or underage?

>>52865445
Yeah, I have an extra $10k this month. I think I've spent several times that on headphones and keyboards over the years... I should buy them in bulk
>>52865510
I'm afraid of talking to girls, and that's what makes me angry

What's TSLA's real price? It's only 40-60, right? Puts not doing anything for me in this dribble down.

I hope my fellow anons are having a wonderful profitable day today. Remember to open calls on the Vix futures after the FOMC today. In a month or so you'll be glad you did

YANG

>>52865534
>talking to girls
arent you like 40

I love talking to girls desu senpai.

>>52865504
Considering it's a lagged play on the price of oil, I think you'll have to either settle for under 12, hope China cancels their reopening, or hold your dick in your hand for a few years.

what am i doing wrong, i just want to learn and make a profit REEEEEEEEEEEEE

who the fuck is buying now?

>>52865561
I'm 35
>>52865553
Yes, I am making money today. When will that stop? In other words... when does Jerome speak?

>>52865589
>I'm 35
same thing

>>52865578
>Be confident
>Lose money due to overconfidence
>Learn why you lost money
>???
>Profit!

>>52865532
>reporting a report
See you in 3 chud
>>52865534
You live on the west coast. 90% of women there chose a career of "sex work". It would be like shooting fish in a barrel. I definitely worry that if you get into a habit of picking up prostitute's combined with your affinity for breaking things, and the autistically isolating career of coding, you'll probably end up as a buffalo bill type. Which as long as you document it and post it here I'm fine with it.

>>52865578
>what am i doing wrong
Cast a wider net why don't you...

>>52865534
>Yeah, I have an extra $10k this month.
Hi sir could I interest you in some jam? Maybe a pickle? Guaranteed to help you talk to woman

>>52865526
>biggest stock market reform since 2000
>nothing

>>52865553
i don't know about vix options. do you do the 2x/3x options? do you have target profits or hold until expiry?

>>52865562
I talked to the suicide line gal last night. A BbW from the Carolinas

>>52865578
>buy stocks when they dip
>sell when they go up
Just that easy.

>>52865627
I’m reporting you to the irs for making more than 600 dollars on a business that doesn’t operate with a EIN.

Reminder that with the additional dovish Fed members next year, people panicking over a recession, and more explicit handwaving about OER lagging, we're gonna see Powell go full Burns by the middle of next year.

The state of China currently. Buy YANG.

>>52865364
Im ok with this goblina

Lmao
Pump and dumpers going to jail
You hear about this smg?

>>52865649
I, too, am an accredited architect.

>>52865620
>a buffalo bill type
The guy with the traveling cowboys and indians show?
>>52865627
The money is already earmarked for VOO, QLD, and my savings account, but I might be able to do something in January. What's the process? Assuming I'm still alive then

>>52865660
It's really funny watching it play out in real time even with the participants actively swear that they will not make the same mistakes

>>52865656
BUT I BOUGHT AND STOCKS GOING DOWN NOW WHAT??

>>52865562
I do too especially the ones fresh out of high school. There are a couple 19 year old girls at the gas station I go to every night I they are both super qt's. It's not really a sexual thing for me, it's they'll blind positivity that draws me to them. They are always smiling, have something exciting to tell you, and are generally easy to talk to. Obviously as everyone knows once you get older that positivity fades. I kind of feel like I'm a positivity vampire sometimes.

>>52865659
I have an EIN thank you very much

>>52865659
That’s not how that law reads. If you report jam anon to the IRS for any reason I’ll… I’LL… I won’t do anything but I’ll be upset.

>>52865664
im more of a YING man myself

>>52865664
wtf are we looking at here?

>>52865578
Don’t fight the bear
Start shorting

>>52865690
Wait til they go back up, obviously.

Life is cruel
>the safe banking act will never be passed. I saw 4 figure profit glory for a second and it faded back into 3 figure profits. When TLRY gets to $23, I’m selling the stack and buying a house.

>>52865707
China Covid death camps are being activated

>>52865333
Checked, he's a poet, they're always moody fucks

>>52865708
I'm only having bear positions and all red atm

1000 BPS hike.

>>52865678
Yeah but it was a nonwhite. Gross!

>>52865693
Adorable! And how much you plan on getting/paying come next tax season? If you want, I’ll invest in your jams so you can start shipping your jams overseas.

>>52865730
Oh. Yikes!

>>52865656
>they go up more after you sell

>>52865682
No, I was thinking more along the lines of the guy who kidnaps women, cuts off their skin to makes skin suits and wears them type

>>52865680
>>52865723
That's the only way to fight OIL. Powell needs to inject (the dollar with) steroids. He needs to wrestle inflation to the ground and strangle it for good.

what happened to Invitae, it was one of the top holdings in ARKG last year and now it has fallen of a cliff, other similar genomic stocks have dropped but none as bad as NVTA.

I just wanted to say season's greetings and happy holidays to everyone in /smg/

>>52865707
Australia the past two years.

>>52865768
Say "Merry Christmas" you kike.

>>52865716
The smart thing for the bugmen to do would be to buy US vaccines and just lie and say they were manufactured in chinkland. Easiest way to go about it.

i'm 42 and have grey hairs, is it impossible for me to find a woman?
i have a decent nw, own my own house, have decent work
i just don't know how to meet women, i work remote and i feel totally cut off from opportunities to meet thots
not even a virgin, just lost the touch somewhere along the way

>>52865402
Ooooh you know I'm sniffin'

>>52865643
I just buy VIX options directly through my broker on the actual VIX futures themselves rather than using an intermediate ETN like UVXY or whatever. Trading the VIX complex directly gets you a much more fine grained accurate trade than using one of the ETNs that have some rolling algorithm. UVXY, UVIX, and VXX roll the first 2 months of VIX futures so you are never fully in either month for example.
The best way to look at the VIX contracts is each month is its own entity that while related to the other months isn't the same as them at all. Usually what I do is wait for the market to pump when FOMO gets frothy and retail is really digging in, see the Dow right now for a good example. European stocks are at maximum intensity presently too. Then I watch the furthest expiring VIX options (August 2023 as of today) for a good entry based on my trading system. I'll ride that 8th month contract, adding more call options along the way on dips, as long as it takes until the market dumps and the VIX pumps at which point I get out for a nice profit. Wash rinse repeat. My next entry for August VIX futures is when the price gets down to 26.25 (pic related) which hopefully will be soon.

>>52865791
How about going to a bar, or a strip club? I here ladies hang around those joints

>>52865768
Happy Holidays to you too, Baggie
I'm re-gifting you the e-card that I received from Fidelity
>>52865747
.......what? I'm not familiar with that Buffalo Bill
Besides, I don't think I could kidnap a woman. I get so nervous and sweaty, they'd slip out of my hands

>>52865791
I met my longtime girlfriend on tinder 5 years ago. She's fat, but treats me very well. She was a widow, just like my ex wife.

it begins

BUY CALLS NOW

>>52865791
Yeah, just be aware that most of the good ones are already taken. You have to go where they are and be willing to drum up conversations with random people.

>>52865780
i'm not saying merry christmas or happy new year, also fuck you.

>>52865807
ahh that's neet. i played with TVIX long ago, never made any money and just checked to find it's on the pink sheets now

>>52865826
Ed Gein. But hey, who has a criminal studies minor anyway. Hahaha

I haven't checked my brokerage app yet. We poompin', dumpin' or crabbin'?

>>52865762
Sounds like one of those "not quite yet profitable" tech plays that gets heemed by rate hikes/credit drying up. They could hang on, close their doors, or, hell, get bought out by some vultures with a bit of spare cash.

Sauce: https://www.fool.com/investing/2022/11/05/could-invitae-stock-help-you-retire-a-millionaire/

>>52865849
Yeah because we know you yids have your moon calendar.

>>52865861
Flatline...

>>52865851
Yeah TVIX used to be a lot of fun until Credit Suisse nixed it in 2020. There is a replacement though, UVIX you might be interested. It's short counterpart is SVIX which is the same as the old XIV just with a few new things in the prospectus that should help it from getting clobbered in the next volpocalypse like XIV did

>>52865826
>>52865852
I think he meant the tranny from Silence of the Lambs: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Buffalo_Bill_(character)

>>52865826
Oh you've never seen silence of the lambs. Holy shit now i love the idea of you being a closeted serial killer. Forget about HIV, this is much better. Anyway here is a famous seen of buffalo bill.

https://youtu.be/tKsKVR322DI

>>52865840
>buy puts now
>tells us to buy calls
WTF DO WE DO!??!!?
>>52865861
>fit women
FUUUUUCCKKKK, gym waifus are the best
We're pre-poomp

>>52865740
>And how much you plan on getting/paying come next tax season?
Tbh my mom is was a CPA before retiring so I kinda just let her take care of all of that. Yes she's 13% Jewish so she knows what she's doing.
>shipping overseas
Will be doing that by end of 2023, Allah willing

any insider info you want to admit before it's too late for you

>>52865902
Yeah, your mom, I was "insider" last night!

>>52865902
I did it. I leaked CPI.

>>52865885
>>52865886
Oh yeah, I never saw Silence of the Lambs. It's on my to-watch list
Honestly, I'd rather be the Dog and Pony Show Buffalo Bill instead though

>>52865780
You tell that son of a bitch what's what

>>52865902
Big Dog (real they/them) told me to buy the dip on oil. Gongo up bigly, is what he said.
Pass it on.

feel bad for those who don't have a good woman at their side (and slightly behind, as a woman should walk)

>>52865780
Merry Christmas anon

>>52865682
>What's the process?
Jamanon712@gmail.com. I've posted my website and Instagram here before but some anon thinks he's a master doxxer so I need to pretend I'm scared

We just hit the top for the day on SPY. Get your puts in right now. And I mean right now.

>>52865935
off-topic. cease the posting

>>52865947
You run your own company. Doxxing you would literally do nothing.

>>52865939
Merry Christmas to you too!

It will dump bc 1 month chart needs it to.

>>52865947
im reporting you to SHINRA for posting insider info trying to pump your own bags

>>52865791
Of course - you have value, so there's plenty of women who would want to suck up your wealth. Don't settle for just anyone, know your worth and have the confidence of a lone wolf. Don't be a damn simp.

conference stream link?

>>52865417
go on the irs website u retard and request a transcript or watever it’s called.

Come on, DXY, put in that quadruple bottom!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mxw8xg1lpp4

>>52865999
She has an onlyfans now. No I won't post it.

Just learned about Boltzmann brain, what if nothing is real

>>52865909
>>52865910
We'll see you soon
>>52865934
You'll be fine

>>52866033
I am real, motherfucker.

>>52866033
you still need money to have a harem and cooming still feels good

Come on, AMD. I believe you can go lower.
>>52865562
I like charmingly insulting them and them liking it.
>>52866017
No bush, no interest. Simple as.

>>52866033
Who gives a shit faggot

>>52865791
45 here, there is hope. A buddy of mine who is extremely introverted met his now wife on Tinder a couple years ago. They're very happy and have a kid on the way

The crab never ends.

>>52865985
if that's your reasoning you've got alot to learn, or you're not giving us the full picture. The short term could easily pump from the meeting and could give people a quick exit before dumping, or it could just blast through and go full bull.

>>52865534
Talking to girls is like interviewing for jobs. You want to practice on the ones your don’t really care if you get hired or not. This way you’re more relaxed when the one you do want comes around. So find a country bar with a ladies night and pick out a few sweat hogs to chat up. They usually sit close to the men’s bathroom. If you strike out it’s no big deal.

>>52866067
If I'm still posting here at 45 I'm gonna be slightly disappointed.

is it too much to ask for just one of my dogshit garbage pennystocks to explode and single handedly undo a year a pain

>>52866097
Yes. Embrace the suck. Breathe the suck. Become a fusion reactor of the suck.

why the fuck would you have a kid after forty
rolling up to their middle school events looking like jerome powell (on topic)

>>52865707
when they said eat the bugs they werent talking about insects

>>52866096
Bad news then, you're here forever

>>52866017
I’d rather stab my eyes and pp with a no. 2 pencil. hate this waitin game. y can’t anyone be based at the fed and leak shit like the nigger who leaked the scotus ruling. maybe “based” and “fed” are mutually exclusive

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uu8V6S1E5-k

Should I believe this shit or not?

>>52866111
Actually, it turns out schools *are* relevant to inflation.

>>52865692
Let us know when they start working the truck stop parking lots

>>52866125
Here's a helpful decision series:
>Is a statement coming from a YouTube Talking head?
>If yes, it's bullshit.

>>52866122
the scotus leaker was none other than one of them diversity hires they got up there who had no business being there.

>>52866090
I find the less you care the easier it gets. I pretty much just say whatever the fuck I'm thinking to women and it tends go more positive than negative. I think it's the delivery that screws up most anons. Being nervous and stuttering is a beta move and women are turned off by it.

What do you think the high/low will be for SPY today

>>52866017
you should be banned for even saving that shit

>>52866138
i remember during the lockdowns the main kvetch around here wasn't 'our kids education will suffer' but 'noooo you can't take away our free lunch'. fucking parasites.

>>52866096
I was 35 when I started coming here, 14 years ago.

>>52865791
If your self conscious about your graying just go to a saloon and get it dyed. I did this in my early 40’s. Don’t forget the eyebrows as well.

You know you don't have to trade every single day? CPI + FOMC back to back are huge moves. Give the market some time to digest whats coming.

>>52866140
Unfortunately I don't live near that love's truck stop anymore. When I was drunk a few times I considered going to look for lot lizards, but love's isn't really that kind of truck stop.

>>52866175
Well now I'm going to find it

>>52866033
>Boltzmann brain

If I’m just a Boltzmann brain then why didn’t I dream myself up as a super saiyan with a harem of fecund high school seniors? Nothing explains all this seemingly unnecessary societal construction.

>>52866172
>jews working up retail goyim to a froth to get them to fomo even more

lmao

>>52866111
why not? imagine being single, without kids, dying at 60.. worthless waste of a life, and your bloodline end here.

>>52866166
The wise latina or the new sheboon, Latoya Jackson or whoever?

>we will be in a recession because dems are in charge
hasn't happened
>republicans will SWEEP the senate and hosue
hasn't happened
>tesla will moon because of twitter
hasn't happened
>bankman fried's arrest will make crypto go up
hasn't happened
>america will be in a recession
still hasn't happened

starting to suspect that people here don't know anything

>>52866138
/lean hog bros were nice this month.

>>52866204
>saloon

careful trading today guys
i heard the fed got margin called and joe biden fired jonathan powell

>>52866204
>just go to a saloon and get it dyed
>a saloon

>>52866175
You did this.

>>52866216
imagine having kids with a woman over 40

>>52866238
la creatura...

>>52866206
I'll assume it's been quite some time since you made an intelligent post like that.

PBR bros I don't feel so good

>>52866238

>>52866238
Jfc, I thought this was a joke. No matter what she does she is a whore, huh?

>>52866228
Turns out the Fed was sending all their remittances to the Bank of Mexico. Billions of dollars a month.

>>52866238
She got nice muscular legs at least

My Roth IRA is 100% JEPI because why not?

>>52865720
What bear positions?
Thinking puts on W

>>52865917
In a world of Buffalo Bills, be Hannibal Lector. He was pretty good with the ladies.

>>52866265
>My Roth IRA is 100% JEPI because why not?
Roth is tax free, which means you want to do all your short term day trades in it. Save long term capital gains plays for your taxable account.

You don't need a Thiel tier Roth, but a Romney tier one should be achievable by any anon here.

>futures

>>52866247
I literally tried to warn people last thread that it is going for historical lows, but they did not want to listen

>>52866204
>saloon

this is incredible. I sold my spy 420 12/14 calls at a loss yesterday and its holding steady 30% above where it closed yesterday

>>52866244
>>52866251
>>52866252
See you in 3 days

>>52866245
I'm busy lurking and managing my own trades. Price action is whack so I've been goofing off.

>>52866238
trannies have seriously damaged ugly women. no longer are you just ugly, but now doubts exist if you are even a woman.

>>52866283
CNBC keeps shilling JEPI. Is this the JEPI top?
>>52866287
What kind of pie is this? Apple?

>>52866304
worth it even though i just saw these.

>>52866283
I'm not smart enough to day-trade. I got lucky with AMC, and swing trading SOXS and a bit of SOXL earlier this year.

>>52866017
Come on anon, you know you want us to slowly drive her to degeneracy via only fans donations.

>>52866304
>already accepting he will get banned
lol what a beta bitch, lay down and die

>-.22%

it's over... we're ending the day red...

>>52866327
FFFRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEDDDDDDOOOOOOMMMMMMMM

>>52866304
What the fuck. I'm a degenerate manwhore coomer but fuck.

>>52866339
>Nips are still fairly light-toned
She can't blackface those guys

>>52865947
>master dozer
More like master retard. I initially thought the janny took down the post because you were promoting your own business with free advertising. I laughed when I figured out it was a dox.

>>52866339
>>52866238
>>52866304

>>52866238
>>52866304
>>52866339
I just got fired, and right before Hannukah too thanks asshole.

>>52866315
>pie
it's a pizza,the fuck are you looking at

>>52866206
you do if you're an addict

>>52865999
Those feet! See onlyfans

Should I do O calls or does that mostly cover commercial real estate?

>>52866318
>day traders
>smart
the only successful day traders have like $500,000 to open a trade for like 20 seconds and close it. Netting wagies entire weekly pay in seconds.

>>52866239
yeah that's a different story.. always go young as possible

>>52866169
I can't help but care. A woman is the only thing left in life that I want but don't have. I have a good job and career, my own place. Even though I'm bad at stocks and options, I'm still financially secure... I guess I can take comfort that my sociopathic parents will reap what they sowed and never get any grandchildren, because both my siblings are equally as fucked up as me, just in different ways.

palate cleanser

>>52866206
But this Wayfair pump is bullshit

>>52866369
Jesus wouldn't be this kind to us this Christmas
>>52866386
Kek based zodiac

>>52866386
what's an O call?

>>52866096
>If I'm still posting here at 45 I'm gonna be slightly disappointed
Should we tell him?

>>52866387
>20 seconds
2-15 minutes on average

>>52866387
kek i tried that and i'm down 140k for the year

>>52866397
Thanks anon, I needed that.

>>52866429
that means you don't know wtf you're doing

>>52866373
Oh, makes sense.
I don't eat pizza.
>>52866414
Let him find out on his own :)

>>52866396
If a woman is the last thing you need then I wish I was in your shoes. I have a lot of shit left to do. Just fly to Thailand and marry a qt trap. She'll fucking worship you, cook, and clean.

>>52866407

>>52866386
>That image
I don't get it.

>line go down
>spy calls still expensive

>>52866444
how do i lern

>>52866361
The worst part is not a single one of you followed my instagram when I posted it :(

I get the feeling jerome is going to try to say something to get us to dump

Happy X-Mas, /smg/

>>52866111
Why wouldn’t you? By that age you should be more emotionally mature and better off financially. It’s having kids young that is stupid

>>52866469
>We will not be raising interest rates. Merry Christmas.

>>52866466
Jam anon, I love ya, but asking me to use social media is where I draw the line.

>>52866466
>having an instagram
We're not faggots, anon...
>>52866490
>giga santa rally
confirmed for 0 bepis point crab hike

>>52866492
I guess that makes sense. I've never had a social media after myspace until this business

>>52866447
I told you Rocker that I'm a former glowie. If I go to some SEA country, it's almost guaranteed that I'll be kidnapped and tortured for secrets by the Russians or Chinese. The security team said during debrief that I'm 'allowed' to go anywhere now, but not everywhere is safe (when I was active, there were a lot of countries outright prohibited).

HOLY SHIIITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT

POWELL JUST CONFIRMED 25 BEEPIS

>>52866397
Damn, imagine if the Olsen twins looked like her.

I lost my money because of climate change

>>52866465
Not gonna teach you.
But since you're a fellow /smg/ger I'll set you on the right path.
Here's my advice, specialize.
>Verification not required

>>52866453
kek

>>52866548
or if they made robowaifus that looked like her, lol.. that'd be so weird

>>52866466
I don’t have Instagram but I did save your website. Not much into social media anymore.

>>52866572
My wife is gonna be pissed when she finds my robotic sex doll in the year 2042.

you have two hours.
prepare.

>>52866537
That will make it that more exciting. It will be like a James bond movie. 007: the man with the qt trap.

>>52866465
give me your account and let me keep 20% of what i earn for u

>>52866603
either she accepts it or you divorce her
win/win

>>52866396
Start practicing conversation with fat chicks and than go from there. It works. Trust me

>>52866616
That's the most cringe shit I've seen in a while

Hold on! -- Spy's doing the thing again.

>>52866612
Based featureman poster. He's a comfy old man.

i have sources all around the world and i am hearing reports that the chinks and the poos are starting their conflict while the russians are making preparations to use a medium sized nuclear device against the west.

fuckin hell poemanon, you're depressing me
i'll take you out to pick up women. we'll reel 'em in with my accent and you can take their friends. just don't tell my wife.

>>52866666
OH FUCK

>>52866492
4channel is social media

>>52866644
How long does it take to dull yourself to the sense of entitlement of fat chicks?
>I think I’ve heard this advice before. Just start by dating old women, anon.

>>52866640
I think I’ll just bury it in the yard and dig it up whenever everyone goes out of town. I could potentially lose the robot in the divorce, so there’s that to consider.

>>52866616
I don't have the necessary skills for that... it would be over before it even started. If you want, you can come along and observe, though you'd probably get taken as well.
>>52866644
Not even fat chicks want to talk to me. I don't get nervous, but I must give off some kind of invisible aura that identifies me as a loser
>>52866666
Fucking hell.... him?

>>52866666
Devilish get by a tripfag... what a waste

>>52866603
My gf is gonna be pissed when she becomes my wife and sees how little money I actually have

Are you ready bobo?

>>52866396
if you are broken, you are going to have to settle for an equally broken woman. simple as

>>52866714
dont say i didn't fucking warn you!

>>52866696
I could be your bodyguard. Do you really think effeminate bug men could stand any chance against a hamchad like me?

>>52866537
Try Albania. You don’t see many Russians or Chinks there.

>>52866666
holy fuck those numerals

Is ATVI a buy here?

>>52866730
I got quads and nobody bats an eye. Nigger smg about to get heemed

>>52865498

>>52866666
>numbers in a row
>tripfag
It cancels out, nothing will happen

>>52866757
do the girls look like eliza dushku there?

Does your ability to talk to women correlate with ability to make money?

>>52866666
I'm hearing reports that your mom sucks BBCs and does scat porn

I bet we end up green today and then the rest of the week is red, and then we start Santa Rally on Tuesday.

>>52866646
that you're seeing it now is indication you're a newfag

>>52866666
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>52866696
If your a former glowie then you know about honey pots. Just inverse your training to attract them instead of avoiding them.

>>52866666
How shall I profit and hide my profits?

>>52866666
Checked and spooky.

>>52866775
It's never a buy

>>52866775
No wonder blizzard is shit. She better watches her breastmilk

I think E-Trade fucked up. I bought BAM yesterday but today it is showing up as BN in my account. BAM is the spin off company, and BN is the 'remainco' so they are related. And I paid the price for BAM even though BN was $5 more per share.

>>52866666
And you Jews are behind it all.

>>52866537
>Former glowie
No such thing, unless your dead

>>52866803
You can find some pretty hot Albanians there. Kosovo and Macedonia as well.

>>52866775
How many people actually do the "work" at those companies?
25%?
a third?

>>52866865
She got hired for the milk

1hour frens

>>52866666

>>52866775
>Western games went from tight budgeted works of passion to a Blackrock esg infested simpfest of nepotistic jews facilitated through the pipeline of feminism
It's all so tiresome

>>52866900

>>52866897
In any given office, probably 30% of the staff does anything meaningful and the rest are there to promote an imagine and payroll bloat.

>>52866901
ready

>>52866666
Fuck you baggie. I’m selling everything now. Thanks for ruining Christmas

>>52866666
priced in

why can't a few likeminded white men get together and do a cdprojekt here in the west?

uhhh why are we starting to drop?

>>52866646
And yet even someone like him is getting laid.

>>52866896
Ive never met an Albanian, but I fucked a really hot half Armenian half Irish chick I met at a hotel bar in Irvine, CA. She was 98 pounds and like 4'11. She was 29 but looked 16 and was very flexible

>All these niggers replying to baggie
You'd probably also hire that blizzard khazar milktruck, wouldn't you, you simpletons

>>52866961
Is this the call where you can hear the building fall then the caller yells, " OOooohh god!" like he's getting the best BJ of his life?

>>52866752
You may be a hamchad and former HS wrestler, but I don't think you have the skills either. They'd probably just shoot you and take me
>>52866757
...what? Albania would be full of Russian agents
>>52866837
Looking back, there actually were several occasions where I think I was being approached by honeypots. Like... there was literally no way women that attractive should be smiling at and talking to me. I successfully repelled them though...

>>52866960
Well, maybe now that ESG is folding, it can happen.

>>52866714
Was really hoping the webm ended with them getting in a brutal car accident.

namefags are cancer, so much better when they are filtered

>>52866897
Usually is only like a third of the company is actually needed. Look at twatter and how many elon could fire without any difference, granted thats with the bloat of ESG fuckstaain nonsense.

Companies go though the tendie cycle every couple years.

>supply chain breakdowns
>mill curtailments
>blood in the streets
>lending back into the economy

>>52866976
yep, https://youtu.be/sHRE_hrUkzU

>>52866984
at least we'd get to see their titties

>>52867008
>>52866976
sorry wrong link https://youtu.be/sAyF8KmXORw

>>52866666

whats it like to fuck a spinner? only ever been with tall chicks

>>52867037
Your back, knees, and hips hurt.

>>52865626
Haha index go brrrr

Baking...

>>52867030
chilling. i'm transfixed by stuff like this and that video of the chinese daredevil falling from the skyscraper.

>>52866666
Checked and may your Haunnakah be bacon wrapped you filthy fucking kike

>>52867037
Fun and yummy

my cars starter is out, i studied for the wrong test, my dog left me, I NEED CASH TODAY

>>52867113
CALL JG WENTWORTH

>>52866111
Why not have a couple kids when you're young then when the kids are doing their own thing you trade in the old bird for a younger model and do round two of kids?
>>52866217
>Latoya Jackson
Have some respect for the Supreme Court, her name is Jumanji Brown

>>52867090
im sorry, but this is the first time i'm hearing them say medium sized nuclear device, everything prior today has been about the tactical aka funsized nuclear devices.

>tfw /smg/ actually hits the bump limit

>>52867030
weren't you buy puts earlier?

>>52867126
i thought it was your honorable nigger?

>>52867126
my old man did this and now that he's dead i have to fight the younger sibling for a payout from his military pension that the younger kid wasn't even around for to deal with all the military bullshit (moving around everywhere, dad's PTSD etc)

>>52867120
>Smiling nigger on a bus spontaneously breaks out into a musical

>>52866666
>source: I post on /pol/ and believe the drunk sobbing threats from Ivans
Pro tip: they have been threatening to nuke the west for decade. Their talking points never change. They have been saying the same thing over and over for years. You discovering a slavshit compromised /pol/ as a reddit tourist in 2016 doesn't make you a "source" for anything but out amusement baggot.

>>52867120
>877 CASH NOW

my dad works at jerome powell, he said numbers will go up today

so this is how /smg/ dies

>>52867113
Do you not have a credit card?

>>52867211
wimper no bang

>>52866666
I'm ready.

SHAN'T be posting in split threads.
delete them both and do it properly.
>verification not required

where's the FOMC link

>>52867179
>877 CASH NOW

>>52867113
What could go wrong?

>>52867256
up on YT
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I_2D8Eo15wE

>>52866096
Oof bad news ahead friend. You'll leave for a little while. But then bitcoin with jump up 10k and you'll comeback

>>52867260
>>52867260
>>52867260
NEW

>>52867256
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GXn2BM9MHYs

>>52866219

what is yield curve inversion

>>52866900
Oh, Goldsmith