/biz/ - Business & Finance

first

First for OIL

bear or bull?

is AMC going to go back up above $7 again before EoY?

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

1...
2...
3...
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

I want to mumupost so badly and say PIVOT but meetings with my hottie indian boss is getting in the way

Pump and dump?
Soxs looking extremely attractive below 30

Oats (March 2023) bros... the line is going up, I repeat, the line is going up.

Imagine not supplementing your portfolio with a healthy portion of Oats (March 2023)

>>52863799
>hottie indian boss

imagine the smell

>>52863799
everybody laugh at the jobidiot

Was just browsing through the archive and saw an anon blew his interview because he said porn addiction was his weakness LMAO!!!!! This is why I come here. I'll never stop being entertained by the fact that most of you are completely incapable of functioning normally in society. Legendary answer btw.

>>52863799
Interesting, let's hear more about this poojeet boss of yours

We are going to crab till jpow speech then we will only have 2 hours left for the market to try and digest the information and violently dump into close.

>>52863799
Have you done the needful with her?

>>52863799
>hottie indian boss
>not poo boss
Spotted the brown guy!!!
>>52863813
You ARE going long, right???
>>52863818
Aren't you some alcoholic RL janny?

If you’re not buying BTC mining stocks (MARA, RIOT, SOS), your NGMI

>>52863827
I hope so my brother

>>52863762
100bps
Is it even possible?

>>52863843
>BTC mining stocks
>your

>>52863843
MY NGMI?!?!
>>52863849
Absolutely not.

>>52863807
Rice porridge is "in" now, and polenta is coming "in" next. Oats are finished.

>>52863849
lmao no.

>NVDA

>>52863843
good morning i hate bitfarms (BITF)

>>52863849
Whatever it takes. The Fed has to crash the economy to save the economy.

>>52863860
>t. asian
Fuck off. Oats are the superior white mans food. Get fucked.

>>52863694

>Yeah after these SOXL calls print I'm finna travel to Thailand

SPY 420 EOY

>So anon, this is final rounds of interviews, the fact you made it this far means these next questions are just a formality, you’re practically hired
>but for the record and to say I did my job I’ll ask you one final question before ending early
>what weaknesses would you describe yourself having?

>>52863860
I only trade futures in the Chicago exchange, I wouldn't touch the Anchorage breakfast futures market with a ten foot pole.

>>52863849
25bps because POWELL is a BIIIIIIIIIITTTTTTTTTTCH

>>52863888
Checked

>>52863839
>Aren't you some alcoholic RL janny?
Yep and I'm still able to function better than most spergs here kek. Don't get it mixed up though, this is coming from a place of love not hate.

>>52863878
>white mans food
Pretty sure it's bird food like grains. You ever been at the pet food store, bird food is just grains before they turn em into flour.

i blew all my dry powder during the pm pump yesterday. i feel so retarded. but this market just keep pumping aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

>>52863807
Lets hope your right

SPY 420
BELIEVE IT

>>52863890
>uh....uh I like jamming huge dildos up my ass while fapping to FUTA porn.... damnit!

>>52863899
filtered

>>52863878
My white features and visible ab striations say otherwise. Even the cream of wheat devs are "in" on rice. The upcoming corn wave will be even worse for oatfags and by the end of that there will be many other ways to go (cauliflower, corn smut, etc.)

>>52863918
That's my new technique, I buy something objectively kind of cheap knowing it might get yet slightly cheaper, but the downside is limited and the upside is much wider.

>>52863888
Imagine the smell

>>52863925
I filtered you a long time ago, how the fuck can I still see your posts?

Should I buy YANG?

Is PBR a buy now...?? I think I'll atleast sell puts on it today. This new president was president before and nothing happened. Seems like easy money

>>52863899
Fair enough.
>>52863904
Wrong.
>>52863927
You talk like a fag. Rice is garbage food, and you're probably larping as white, you stupid ricer

im getting weirdly bullish on bitcoin again

buy MSTR
buy GBTC

also
buy SPY
buy W
buy AMZN
buy DASH
buy SOXL
buy NEGG (lol jk this one is my bag to bear and I wouldnt wish it upon you)

I just saw an asian couple at the store wearing full body yellow jacket with their hoods tied with a face mask and a face shields and gloves picking out fruit like nothing was out of the ordinary.... wtf is going on?

/OJ bros we eating good tonight

>>52863985
her shadow looks like a penis lmao

>>52863986
Covid lockdowns never happened, chud.

>>52863988
fuck!!!!!!

>>52863985

I sold my DDOG and regret it

I didnt buy CHTR and I am very thankful
might buy it next year

>>52863991

Do you guys own any bonds or bond etfs? Retirement included

>>52863986
I still occasionally see people at work wear masks. I'm like seriously? We're ati doing that? Funny enough the most paranoid guy at work when it comes to covid is out this week with covid kek.

>>52863986
the regular flu is making vaxxies really sick

>>52864028
some asians get a pass because its part of their culture to mask up when they get the flu or something so they don't get others sick

but the idiots still wearing them to not get covid are just braindead

>>52863992
Fuck you /pol/
>muh tripledemic

>>52863979
PBR will fall to 4$, I would not touch it

Europoor here who lives near a US military base,
there have been non-stop artillery drills and jets going supersonic for 2 weeks now. what are you fuckers planning this time?

>>52863923
Just bought about 40 0dte calls on spy at 420. If it goes to 423 I wont even mind losing money on all my puts.

Fucking scam pumps drive me nuts these days.

>>52864045
Charge your tablet, fag.

>>52864024
I'm degenerate max leverage so I have TMF Calls for 5/19/2023

TLT and VCLT are what I would shill for normies

>>52864028
morbidly unhealthy people fear dying the most and are most at risk to die from simple diseases

I play /smg/ like a fiddle. First Gucci boots, and now telling my interviewer my weakness is porn addiction. You lot will believe anything. Thanks for the (You)’s

I am officially all in on YANG.

WE YANG GANG YANG GANG WE YANG GANG
https://youtu.be/BPEzXu-BtMs

>>52864049
we do that all the time
like that's what normal militaries do

>>52864051
>0dte

what

>>52863992
why is this being pushed? People forget that easily?

>>52863986
A couple weeks ago an Asian lady sat behind me on the bus. Then she sneezed. Couple days later, I was sick as hell. Lasted for more than a week. Be careful out there.

>>52863823
this reminds me of that anon that was sucking on some street walkers toes or something and he threw up. that was hilarious

>>52864058
Too bad, that situation really happened. You're just doing damage control.

>>52864054
As much as I love bolgeheads their inability to realize a total bond fund is not the same as the total market fund just blows my mind. Some of them understand time horizon investing but the boomers still buy BND being 20 years out from retirement and it shocks me

i want to slurp up this natgas dip
especially if powell is a BITCH WHO WILL ONLY DO 25BPS

>>52864049
if those evil chinese bastards try to opt out of the petro dollar we're going to have to liberate the poor uighur muslims by force because the USA is the only force of good in the world

>>52864063
LURK MORE FAGGOT

0 DAYS TO EXPIRY

>>52864048
Why? Sounds like you are fear mongering and talking out of your ass. If you were so sure of that you would be buying puts. These are the type of trades with captain insano upside just because of a fear narrative.

>nothing happens
>100% gains in 3 months

>>52864058
it was a very funny post
you deserve the (You)'s

oh so we're just gonna pump into fomc, cool

>MULN is pumping

I purchased some Tesla Inc. shares for the day. How did I do, brethern?

so what time is powell scheduled to rape our potfolios?

>BBBY is $2.98
they are going to go bankrupt

>>52864092
no I know what it means

why would you buy that when it will surely expire worthless

when is the dump resuming bros im tired

>>52864058
You bought those faggy boots and you did fail the interview. Too late to roll it back.

>>52864049
That’s just an exercise. They even give them names — like Red Flag, False Flag, etc.

>>52864099
Anon pls stop i can only take so much

>>52864117
If powell does a 0.25 or announces a pivot today, we shall see spy hit like 430 EOD.

That way I don't lose all the money I have on spy puts going out to April.

Its a cheap hedge but would pay off bigly it JPOW caves to the mumus.


...and with the fed being about to go insolvent? He just might do it. At least now I'll be ready.

>>52864137
umm unironically where can i get those tabs

>>52864049
Nothing l, just planning on sending more weapons to Ukraine so hohols can fight Russia for us.

>>52864097
I'm don't short in general but
>inflated value due to high dividends
>Lula already promised to cut dividends (already protested against dividend amounts announced this month)
>divi holders will keep leaving and lowering value
>internal conflicts (PBR Ceo said he resist Lula)
>Brazil government ordered PBR to close 30+ facilities
>inevitable corruption shenanigans that happened last time Lula was president
There is a reason why it is freefalling like mad anon

>volume
BOOOOOORRRRIIIING

>GME earnings report is in
>they missed their target
>reported EPS is $-0.31
>EPS expectations were $-0.28
how the fuck are baggies still in this
they are losing money hand over fist

>>52863843
If you're buying Riot and sos u ngmi anyway. Do some dd for fucks sake.

>YFW 25bps

>>52864137
I need those too

>>52864147
>430 EOD

haha alright I see, good luck with your lottery tickets

>>52863843
more like MAGA, PEACEFULPROTEST, and SUS

>>52864118
Maybe they get their Santa rally man... that 0.1 print was pretty bullish

I told you niggas to buy calls at 400.00 yesterday. I told you to buy kold and yang... I'm selling my shit before CPI and buying rblx puts and pbr at a 52 week low. This is financial advice

>>52864179

>>52864179
why the fuck are people surprised
powell said he would keep raising rates until we get to 2% inflation or unemployment spikes

>>52864179
>YFW 200 bps

>>52864171
i believe they fiddled with their accounting and claim to be cash flow positive. very little debt and enough cash on hand to last another year before they'll have to dilute again. Baggies aren't in it for a profitable company tho, they're trying to stick it to the man

Looks like algos are very aware of leddit

are we pumping or crabbing on 50bps?

>>52863866
Why?

bulls went from 0.75 to 0.25 while the market is red hot

kek, lmao

>>52864171
>pic_rel
but also they feel it's an inside job you can buy or something

>>52864205
>implying it wasn't algos that pumped them in the first place

>>52863979
i thought pbr was a buy and i'm 20%down

>>52864210
because this nigger stock is down to 50 cents and got a delinquency notice for price today on the NASDAQ and I am way overallocated relative to my portfolio size and I could have sold at 9$ for a 90% profit but I got kike greedy and held

>>52864202

>>52864118
First line go up, then line go down.

>>52864224
I dont think the algos can predict stupid of that magnitude, they're only as smart as their creators remember.

>>52864208
like always: initial rate release is pump -> dump until Jpow speech -> 2% up down moves after each sentence

>>52864064
I feel like one idiot said it, his tweet went viral and then a bunch of other idiots just started parroting it because they'll take any chance to dogpile on to own the chuds, despite being 100% factually incorrect.

>>52864186
Spy pumped 20 pts in one day on no news about a month ago.

These lotto tickets are merely a hedge to protect my aggressive medium term bearish positions.

ready for the biggest spy shitcoin swinging again /smiggers/?

>>52864155
>inflates value
It has a p/e of fucking ONE
>Lula
Was already president and PBR did fine

I understand the situation and you added nothing but the typical fear shill narrative. I'm buying PBR

>>52864230
Thank you for your sacrifice. You were early. It was pretty obvious it would sell off after they paid divvies but now it's at cozy slurp range for me

haha what after doing a line of coke J Powell accidentally types 500 bps in his C64 at the Fed office

haha

PCC going up, while stocks go up, so defensive. they fear the Pawell

Wayfair is really doing it

go little buddy go

>>52864278
Damn I want to go to Grand Teton.

>>52864203
>Baggies aren't in it for a profitable company tho, they're trying to stick it to the man
which is stupid because "the man" doesn't exist
everyone has fucking sold and gotten out of gme, you can't expect a short squeeze when the stock has dropped 45% and all the options retards have easily been able to buy their dues

like holy fuck, out of the 304 million shares 33 million of them are being held by broad index funds that just hold it by default because they hold total market or small/mid cap or value

The biggest holder is Vanguard at 7.8% which even beats Blackrock at 6.3%. GME redditor baggies are actual conspiracy retards pushing their ponzi scheme meme cult

>>52864064
Unironically, yes.

Look at oil- bidens whole fucking campaign run was 'I WILL FUCK OIL.' You still see retards blaming everythin on putin, even JPOW is mandated to say the current thing.

>>52864276
PBR was doing fine UNTIL the first details of Lula's corruption scandals started coming out in 2008, see pic related, has been on a fall since the incident.
Look up Operation Carwash, it is one of the biggest corruption scandals in Brazilian history directly involving PBR and Lula
PBR won't have trust from investors due to Lula corruption involving PBR

are bonds gonna outperform next year? I think I may have bought these TLT bags too early

>>52864286
Aren't they involved in human trafficking? Pic related.

So I was watching tucker carlson last night and he did a segment on how gas stations are selling heroin now. What I want to know is how to invest in this new gas station heroin boom that we are about to experience?

>>52864231
my avg is 2.78$ @ 7k shares and that is about half my portfolio.

>>52864342
Imagine cumming on her forehead and bringing out tiny windshield wipers with suction cups on them and stick them on to wipe it off after.

>>52864337
you'll know in 4 hours

>>52864335
Isnt lulas clique back in power so they can pump the bags again? I suppose you dont assume the socialist rats to have turned honest now

When does Jerome speak?

>>52864344
Hmm I know gas stations sell meth pipes disguised as flower vases

>4 hours of meaningless action
Cool.

These diversity hires are actually going to destroy America
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vz3ki6sYfaM

>>52864344
>>52864390

back when I was a kid we would buy salvia divinorum from the local headshop and smoke it

probably knocked years off my life

>>52864397
BOOOOOO BRING BACK THE GINGER MILF

>>52864364
In all seriousness it would probably just smear.

>>52864391
Snibbs market

>gf won't tell me what she wants for christmas or even drop some hints
god I hate women

>>52864415
I hate these little cunts so much it's unreal.

>>52864391
I saw a guy get numchucked once. Dude started bleeding out the side of his head.

I've given up on booze for the last two weeks and now I've become sancho for two girls and am currently dating this gym thot that may also already have a bf
I guess you can take the booze away from me, but I'm eternally bad
Also, spy 415 calls

>>52864436
shrimp market

>>52864439
Why are you such a weeb?

>>52864335
I don't like saying this but..
>priced in

South American corruption is priced in why do you think a $60 billion dollar oil company had a p/e of 1. It's below its lows during lulas last term. It's on firesale

>>52863890
>>what weaknesses would you describe yourself having?
Sometimes I'm too perfectionist and get carried away while polishing the presentations, then send emails to colleagues at 10 pm which some don't appreciate...

>>52864408
Based I remember smoking some 40x back in the day

>>52864428
some nigress was on morning's with maria this morning shilling groupon gift cards.

>>52864436
bullish for SHMP

>when your thighs are together tight and you fart and it escapes through the space between your upper thigh and ballsack

>>52864428
some good gift ideas for you:

fitbit
vacuum cleaner
gym membership
lingerie

>>52864428
Cant go wrong with jewlery, get her a pendant or something.
https://www.thepearlsource.com/pearl-pendants.php

>yields
the collapse approaches

>>52864454
I'm not a weeb, it happened out in front of this noodle joint, there were these two asian gangs and some dude got numchucked. then they all scurried off like rats before the cops could come.

When does Powell speak

Bullbros i paperhanded at premarket and fomoed in at 4040. How fucked i am?

>>52864428
Do one of these, she'll love it >>52864475

>>52864512
WHEN HE FUCKING FEELS LIKE IT, GOD

>>52864428
Get her a LV purse/bag. Ship it to her workplace. The label will be on the packaging, so all the other office hoes will know what it is. She can look down on her coworkers. Trust me on this.

>>52864511
You're definitely a weeb baggot.

oh a pre crash rally
fomc gonna take as down to new ATL

>>52864511
>noodle joint
>asian gangs in the area
W E E B

>vix dropping before fomc
got a bad feeling about this

Do we really have to wait until 2? What the fuck powell, is he gonna just continously dump his bags like this? This is why men deserve to get cheated on

>>52864568

>>52864583
>This is why men deserve to get cheated on
Anon, do you have something to share with the rest of the class?

>Apple to Allow Outside App Stores in Overhaul Spurred by EU Laws
must be bad out there

>pump before fomc where everyone is anticipating le soft pivoot
this can only go poorly

>>52864556
Go sully some other thread from under your veil of anonymity, you demon

>>52864601
Can't wait for iPhones to get flooded with shit tier jeetcode apps.

>>52864561
Man, when you want duck noodle soup where the fuck do you go? It just so happens there are groups of Asian men that like to go there to get the duck noodle soup too and apparently some of them had some beef because a guy got fucking numchucked. This was probably like 8 years ago though. That noodle joint is no longer there, but I found another place to get duck noodle soup and it's just as good maybe even better.

My cost basis on PBR is 9.32. I was 3 cents off the bottom. I'm an oil baron now

>>52864618
>hen you want duck noodle soup
I never want that because I'm not a weeb.

>>52864618
>when you want duck noodle soup where the fuck do you go?
hahaaahaa

>>52864428
If you two are both white then give her the gift of life by knocking her up.

>>52864609
away beast, whomst face is lit but dimly

When does Powell ruin everything again

>>52864428
Get her the 3-Day Collagen-Infused Cleanse


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>>52864628
This is just today's bottom. Tomorrow will be lower.

>>52864618
Dude, you try so hard to be Asian. I'd respect it if you had your woman cook for you while you made her embrace real white man's cuisine, but surrounding yourself with Asian culture as a white man is just the most cucked thing you can do. You should mess with cultures your own size. You're probably fat and collect Nintendo products. If your gookfu met me, she wouldn't leave you, per se, but I'd totally have a sip of her sweet and sour soup

>>52863818
>said porn addiction was his weakness

I'm ready to get rich

>>52864657
Yeah, you got any bear bile to sell too, ya fuckin weeb?

>>52864657
Baggie I hate you so much it’s unreal, I hope you spontaneously combust whilst out walking your dog

>>52864659
I understand the risks. I'll buy more. It will 2x before it's next divvy payment and I'll dump the shares on some chump boomer that is chasing the news of a big divvy payment

>>52864618
God I can smell your unwashed yamaka

>all these normalniggers söyfacing over the NIF fusion announcement
It didn't achieve break even though. It would need to produce over a hundred times as much power if it wanted to produce grid electricity, since the lasers operate with 1% efficiency and then there are additional energy conversion losses on top of that. Their announcement is so fucking misleading it hurts. I bet Biden is behind this.

where volume sirs

wagmi bros

wagmi

Fuck it.
.05 apiece? Buying 40 420 EOD calls.

>>52864672
Get in line, I already have dibs on the rice milkers.

>>52864746
this gookfu pic always cracks me up

>>52864672
Man fuck you. I cook what ever the fuck I want, that includes plenty of white people and italian food.

>>52864745
>>52864745
Nice bro.

We have the same position. Its a reasonable hedge. If spy pumps 4% from here on JPOW declaring a pivoooot then we make like 10 grand on a 200 dollar investment. Its a reasonable hedge.

You know what's about to happen, right?

>>52864746
I'll share, I'll take weekdays, you take weekends
Time to show what an enormous slut gookfus become when in the presence of disrespectful big dicked niggas like us.

>>52864303
haha yea and we'll find out what happens once reddit has removed all the gme shares out of circulation. Why do you care so much about what reddit does with their money? I got a dozen shares drsed just for the keks

>>52864760
Uh, absolute retard +/- 2% swings and we end up +0.05%?

>>52864760
When the niggers run out of food in the big cities, instead of letting them eat eachother, the national guard will force them into white homes in the suburbs?

>up 8% today realized
>dumped my calls on gambelers
>bought 52 week low PBR shares and 3/17/2023 RBLX puts with the gains

Alright I'm out of here faggots. Have fun gambling I already made my $ selling you the lottery tickets.. maybe one day you kids will figure out how to play the game. Have fun screaming at the FOMC line squiggle

so we all know its either 50bps or 75bps.what else is powell gonna say though?

>>52864700
Divvies next year won't be as big as this past year.
I'm already the one who has collected $7.60 in divvies and then dumped my shares onto someone else. It's playing out just like ZIM.

>>52864767
She hates niggers you stupid fucking nigger.

>>52864544
This is anon you’re talking about. Pretty sure he’s looking for something under a hundred bucks.

>>52864760
I pay more taxes so the corrupt administration can burn or give it away?

>>52864784
Decent looking weed. What's the THC%?
>>52864790
50 bepis. Going to talk about things going well, and according to plan. Extremely dovish,.

>>52864784
>dude weed lmao
Pathetic man child. Useless mouth breather.

im loaded up on 0dte both ways

>>52864804
If you'd just tell us which shipping containers hold the gook women, we could just buy our own like you and avoid this discussion entirely.

Oil baggies kek

>>52864790
He might do 0.25 and say pivoooot because unless asset prices go up, the banksters at the fed go insolvent.

>>52864784
thanks for the catch on PBR

>>52864758
Yup. I have some long-term 410 bear puts, but 200 bucks on the bet that the market foaming at the mouth to jump back in causes a crazy pump on news confirm before reality sets in is a bet I'm willing to take. The fact it hedges my downside is a bonus.

>>52864819
Snib snab :D

>>52864831
kek, look at the second post >>52863782

>>52864804
You surround yourself with rice niggers
"birds of a feather.."
We'll show her what a real white man is like
T.

>>52864819
pick a side silly, you'll be theta burned before the data drops. or wait to open the strangle until way closer to the statement

>>52864850
Ive got puts for feb and april at spy 375.

>>52864864
fuck i love blueberry muffins

>>52864831
What do you mean?

Mumubros, I sold my SPX for a juicy profit of one dollar and thirty-six cents. Bobos btfo.

>>52864900
You made capital gains?

wen fomc?

>>52864852
no matter how huge or small, always a filtered face. never change, whores

>>52864696
You should see the Hot Pocket related drivel he posts on /ck/

>>52864884
I'm holding on to my Feb puts, but I've already mentally written them off as losses. It'll crash, but not enough and not in time to save them.

>>52864924
2:00 ET
JPow at 2:30

Why's LCID been falling, I thought they had the cool new EV vehicle in town?

>>52864852
Dear Lord!

>>52864911
Yes, sadly the Polish government will take $0.26 from my gains.

thinkin bout jerome's bepis

>>52864819
Which ones you buy?

Good morning /smg/ I do not enjoy being alive

Lumber futures are looking cheap again

>>52864980
Oh shit I now remember John Paul II.

GUYS GUSY GUSY GUYS GUYS!!!11!!
A 25 bepis just flew over my house!!!

To hedge or not to hedge

exceptionally bad edition of /smg/ this is

how much longer?

>>52865020
Hey, fuck you, pal.

>>52865011
I hedged by closing most of my positions

>Beijing looks like a ghost town right now

All in on YANG

Autistic retard bobos get scammed by the jews again

>>52865035
>Now
Forbidden city was also a based one

>>52865020
It's like ylyl threads on /gif/ every thread is the worst thread ever made.

>>52864960
Yeah so strange, I mean they're only burning $1 billion every quarter to attain a measly $200-$400mm in sales of a shitty faux-luxury car that only Silicon Valley urbanites will buy. Nobody could have seen this one coming

can SQQQ hit 30 today?

>>52865038
Complaining about getting scammed is ANTISEMITIC, goy

Here's what's going to happen today. 50 bps rate hike, Jay wants to see the labor market slow down a bit before he stops the hiking. Further down the line, more Americans will lose their jobs, but they will be replaced by illegals who get paid less. This will slow wage growth and make it appear as if the labor market is working itself out.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>52865020
No worries about making it worse, m8...
>>52865064
Will likely happen seconds after Powell finishes talking.
>>52865074
And thus RACIST, correct?

>>52865074
Buy certain know crypto scammer went to prison,how is that possible then?

??? WTFWT?

>Moderna up 27% in 2 days
Okay this is epic

>>52865099
the bahamas are an anti-semite state, they will be dealt with shortly

>>52865063
So nothing in particular?

>>52865099
Bankfraud Sam is going to get Epstein'd. Jews will sacrifice their own when necessary.

>>52865099
It's probably a cover up to keep him from talking too much, he has high connections, best to make him take the fall by himself than to drag in higher ups

>>52865099
He jewed the wrong Jews like Madoff, anon.

>>52865120
Male birth control leaked?

>>52865120
New Covid variant just dropped

>>52865153
nah those politicians are being asked to give back the money he gave to them, and they're like sorry no refunds.

>>52864815
this is fucking awful

>The SEC has filed a suit against Atlas Trading, alleging they made ~$100 million since 2020 in a stock manipulation, pump-and-dump scheme.
uhh I didn't take part of any of that

>>52865183
His mom literally sold his own son out to illegally give money to political campaigns and is now making him fall on the sword. Pretty sad.

>>52865204
300k fine

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>the best goblina enters /smg/

>>52863762
is he gonna fuck up my account today?

>>52865242
like you need any help

TSLA looks way oversold

>>52865239
is NFLX good now?

>>52865239
God I'm glad I cancelled Netflix years ago.

>>52865257
>oversold
wtf does that even mean speak english

Friendly reminder to all PIVOTEEEEEEEEERS that you are about to go financially insolvent in less than two hours.

>>52865251
it's all literally this faggot's fault

>>52864087
This but unironicaly

>>52864292
I've been, but the ultimate is flying low over them.

>>52865278
are you serious

on the next /smg/
anime is made real, we find out if coffee is good for you, and whoa-- is that black betty?

>>52865266
Is NFLX good for you?

>>52865288
How can I become one of these people?

>>52865257
Probably a lot of reasons for it to not go below ~$140/share. So you're likely correct.
>>52865279
Opposite, actually.

What's a good $5k buy today? Sold some soxl

New

>>52865311
>>52865311

>>52865306
SOXL

>>52865299
>>52865239
Well wednesday is supposed to be creepy looking so I guess they nailed it? Somewhat more irritated that portrayed her dad as a fat mexican.

>>52865211
I heard they used to dress up in the board room while in black face and play "Feed the Monkey", where that jewess would pretend to pick lice out of his hair then eat it while he would shit in his hand and throw it around the room. They also regularly had drug fueled orgies that would last over 24 hours at a time.

>>52865288
Fuck, I wish that, too. Also, Yellowstone is great.

t. MSFS fag

>>52865339
Nigger he looks just like the comics.

>>52865450
>'reading' comics
kek. Somehow every depiction of him isnt a fat mexican though.

>>52865382
>Yellowstone is great
Yes, I was flying out to live at Yellowstone at that time over the Tetons.

>>52865557
>Complains about netflix show for 14 year olds
>Tries to mock others
He litterally is depicted as a fat mexican in the source material you retard.

https://www.cnn.com/2022/12/14/tech/sec-influencers-pump-and-dump

>>52865306
SOXS

>>52865120
Antidepressant that is particularly sedating for incels unable to cope

All in on S(tsx) RN . Shill me some other shitty but high potential penny stocks that will do extremely well if the doompisters don't win

>>52864232
is this ai generated?

Boomer here who owns 7 rental properties. I’m fucked aren’t I?

Should I sell or is the fed really going to pivot? My entire retirement is potentially in jeopardy

>>52868905
raise rents

>>52863762