/biz/ - Business & Finance

Oil.

The ASMB stock poster is not a robot... just a very misguided young man

>>52854729
why does he do it

>>52854729
>a very misguided young man
We all are, here. OK, well I'm not young, but you know what I mean.

Trav do you do any salsas or chutneys?

My unrealized loss has improved to only five figures.

inflation went down but interest rates and food prices are still rising.

2023 is going to suck, especially if inflation were to go up and fuck us all again.

>>52854795
You had a 6 fig loss?

>>52854796
Why don’t we just deflate the currency instead of inflating it?

>>52854795
Jesus,what did you do,man

WHAT THE FUCK BOBOS???

WHY DO THEY KEEP JACKING UP THE BORROW ON CARVANA??

I’m so pissed off for not shorting SI harder. Fuck. Fuck fuck fuck. Is it too late to short it? Too late to short coinbase?

>>52854673
Daily reminder that finance and economics are pseudoscientific make believe garbage and capitalism is inherently unstable, exploitative and unsustainable with a built in expiration date. Ever escalating recessions, poverty, debt, wealth inequality, monopolies, disease, pollution, exploitation, slavery, conflict and wars are fundamental, necessary and intended principles of it, NOT glitches. Greed, selfishness, lying, cheating, stealing, competition, conflict, slavery and war are behaviors highly encouraged and incentivized under capitalism. It is LITERALLY cancer and i dont mean it metaphorically, i mean it literally, it shares the exact same functions and principles as a cancer cell.

You know how all of you parasites always say "HuRr durr gommunism maybe good in theory but always 'fails'"? Well capitalism doesnt even work in theory and unfortunately for financier parasites like you, we live in a mathematical universe and if something cant be expressed in a theoretical/mathematical way it WILL not appear or be maintained in the physical world.

The freer the market the more enslaved everything and everyone else is and the more blood sacrifices need to be performed to "the Line god". An economy needs to be as regulated and planned as possible to serve the living beings needs and desires and be able to be adjusted according to our needs at any given moment/period.

4chan parasites, financiers, rightoids and nazis like you will seethe and cope but these are the facts and the longer you deny them and bury your heads in the sand and scapegoat innocent beings(poors,women,non human animals,black ppl or whoever else you braindead parasites hate) the more you will continue leading lonely, sad, hateful and painful lives into even more miserable and pointless deaths as the proud, obedient, compliant, insecure and submissive bootlicking proud modern day slaves that you so desperately want be

Everybody was to busy earlier to notice. But look at GME it's close to a new low

AHAHAGAHAHAHA

>>52854831
>>52854841
Bots

Another day. Another day of green. Another day closer to Powell whipping out a fat rate hike and giving me cheapies to bag uh in early 2023. (KO) Another day closer to the "Recession" so you know shat will be cheaper all around.

>>52854673

>Daily reminder that finance and economics are pseudoscientific make believe garbage and capitalism is inherently unstable, exploitative and unsustainable with a built in expiration date. Ever escalating recessions, poverty, debt, wealth inequality, monopolies, disease, pollution, exploitation, slavery, conflict and wars are fundamental, necessary and intended principles of it, NOT glitches. Greed, selfishness, lying, cheating, stealing, competition, conflict, slavery and war are behaviors highly encouraged and incentivized under capitalism. It is LITERALLY cancer and i dont mean it metaphorically, i mean it literally, it shares the exact same functions and principles as a cancer cell.

>You know how all of you parasites always say "HuRr durr gommunism maybe good in theory but always 'fails'"? Well capitalism doesnt even work in theory and unfortunately for financier parasites like you, we live in a mathematical universe and if something cant be expressed in a theoretical/mathematical way it WILL not appear or be maintained in the physical world.

>The freer the market the more enslaved everything and everyone else is and the more blood sacrifices need to be performed to "the Line god". An economy needs to be as regulated and planned as possible to serve the living beings needs and desires and be able to be adjusted according to our needs at any given moment/period.

>4chan parasites, financiers, rightoids and nazis like you will seethe and cope but these are the facts and the longer you deny them and bury your heads in the sand and scapegoat innocent beings(poors,women,non human animals,black ppl or whoever else you braindead parasites hate) the more you will continue leading lonely, sad, hateful and painful lives into even more miserable and pointless deaths as the proud, obedient, compliant, insecure and submissive bootlicking proud modern day slaves that you so desperately want be

seattle meetup is on
we're gonna go get dicks on cap hill
might get some food as well

>>52854869
KEK

>>52854872
When is it? Does it have to be in the city?

>>52854870
I prefer my ladies with bigger nipples

>>52854870
i haven't been keeping up with chrischan since he took barbussy by force, did he detransition?

>>52854848
Dumb money is running out of money. exit all orders

>futures

>>52854913
reminder that futures are just one possible timeline

>>52854904
I think he's in prison now

>>52854946
Futures are really presents as they represent ever evolving present sentiment.

>>52854946
i wouldn't be too worried about futures, once the boomers see the pasts and how we were green today they'll be lining up to buy back in tomorrow.

>>52854854
For what benefit would I make a bot to post this?

>living on 3k monthly expenses
>money in cash account slowly but surely running out
>-1.4% YTD
9 months and then I have to start looking for actual job. Should I rope instead?

>>52854966
Have a webm

Will markets finally bottom when Trump gets reinstated as president sometime in the next 5 months?

>>52854884
i dunno i was just joking
i wouldn't want to go into the city either
we should have it at the bullwinkle's in renton. get it? bull?

>>52854979
Not everyone is cut out to be a trader.

>>52854795
Did you short end of september?

Is it time to short MPW?

>>52854979
You should have already had a job so you can scoop up all of these cheapies with the extra income.

>>52855020
That's too fucking far south for me, unless I'm going to the Ikea at the same time...
I won't go much further south than I-90

made $1k on a us30 long today. So glad I fucked crypto off and returned to stonks. Love boomer trading these days.

I didn‘t take profit on my TQQQ today. How fucked am I?

>SCHD Divie came in today
>+5.2% returns since I started buying in July
Comfy.

>>52854848
Trust the plan, two more weeks, diamond hands.

>>52855072
tomorrow during Q/A you will be happy you didnt sell

Compared my KO divvy pre and post share sale via drip calc over a 29 year window. End result was a net loss of 449.48 in annual divvy and a loss of 132.96 KO shares. (loss monthly of 37.45 of income). Now course I bagged more VZ to make up for that loss so really I haven't lost any income. (In fact I gained some to be honest) so those sold KO shares I re-bag in 2023 will be just gravy income for all intents. Plus it's the principle of it.I had xxx amount of shares, I'm gonna get xxx amount damnit.

>>52855072
Literally fucked when the thots see how much money you make with it.

Bring it public.

So who gets fucked tomorrow?

>>52855190
I bet it will be the opposite of today; massive dump. Dip bought back to flat.

Fucking crab market

We are going down tomorrow. Surprised so many bulls are running around after we completely erased premarket pump. This is the same shit as 13th October only we are top this time and are reversing down.

>>52855176
these holocaust people man

>>52855020
i used to go there sometimes when i was a kid. lived in renton for my elementary school years.

>>52855190
We're all getting laid!

japan owes me women

>>52855275
Psst anon I heard you’re based

>>52855275
at least post hot one

>>52855326
code?

>>52855176
>being a pedo fag
>having to flee CA
[X] doubt.

>>52855330
umm kimono mom is the epitome of yamato nadeshiko

I lost 10k today , how can i cope?

>>52855373
Gaining 10k tomorrow.

>>52855373
By knowing that I gained 10k today.

>>52855275
No,you dont.Gajin

>>52855373
DXY went down, so it's not as bad as you think.

wish i could buy puts instead of having to hold leveraged etfs that decay with every wild swing. no leverage doesnt feel as good.

>>52855385
>why are you making it complicated, it's easy

>>52855430

>>52854848
i'm unironically buying here, the liquidity is low and the short covering rallies are ungodly. An easy 30% gain to be had on shares alone

>Futures

>>52855469
and so one more baggie is born
(there are no "short covering rallies")

>>52854979
Jobs are horrible. Definitely rope instead. Don't be afraid to cut losses.

>>52855403
God I wish that were me

>>52855507
ya man totally not even last week when it went -8% one day and +11% the next after missed earnings...totally not shorts covering good thing i didn't swing thanks for the advice

>>52855403
WTF.

I bought spy calls before close , hopefully it goes up tomorrow

BBBY crashing below 3 makes me so happy. Fuck those delusional bagholders

>futures

It’s amazing this guy waves Pom Poms to cheerlead stocks when they go up to the stratosphere but demands Powell shut it down when wages go up a fraction. Tribal billionaires can take unlimited free money but god forbid Joe Sixpack makes a small increase in his living standard.

Jim is a sick fuck.

>>52854795
Do elaborate anon. We're all frens here. What happened?

>>52855559
why the fuck would shorts need to cover when the price is going down
do you understand how margin works? if you open a short at $30 and it goes to $20, you need less margin, not more.
you are just fleecing other cultists who also think they're buying low

>>52855584
Just make sure your Lambo's license plate says SMG.

>>52855597
and what are you gonna do about it?

Oopsie poopsie
https://youtu.be/Tn1FWbbsxNw

>>52855597
What do wages have to do with anything?

>>52855662
Small hat detected

>>52855662
Let him be a jew untill the oven is ready?

is now a good time to sell oil stocks? looks like nuclear fusion is becoming the next big thing

>>52854729
The ASMB stock poster owes me sex

>>52855701
no I just understand that might makes right

>>52855597
He's been a soulless dancing monkey since 2010ish. They legit replaced him with a shitty robot and all his writers are Pajeets.

>>52855752
Bitch detected

>>52855680
horrible

>>52854729
initially he posted some very unsexy images until anon helped him out
so probably some sort of tranny
no normal young man would fail here

>>52854710
Inshallah..... We are back

>>52855771
Sometimes its nice to reminisce of the past hoes ones fucked.
https://youtu.be/k1eIHuQH64M

>>52855738
>fusion
>next
Where do you get this meme from? Regardless of that, oil stocks can go down in a bear market anyway.

Tomorrow is the big one. It'll be the dot plot that triggers it. When the Fed comes out with their new plot showing a 5.5%+ FFR it'll trigger panic selling like we saw in 2020. All at once the market will realize that the Fed doesn't care about the made up CPI number. They just want you to suffer and be poor.

>>52855738
Assuming it works as described they still need to design a reactor and improve the process, could take a decade or two before you even see fusion plants

>>52855738
I think it's risky. Oil's bottom should be 60, but it will probably stay above 70-80. Also and that's far riskier is the crack spread between Diesel/Gasoil and Crude oil. You practically have to watch the general stock sentiment, the price of oil and how high Diesel/Heating oil is compared to crude oil (look at the graphs to see that Diesel is not on the same level as crude), the last thing possibly being one of the reasons why although crude dropping, big oil stocks didn't fall heavily.

>>52854823
>>52854827
>>52855032
>>52855600
Steadily buying TQQQ throughout the entire year.

PSFE had a stock split today and none of you mentioned it.

I hate how NVDA steals gains from all other semi stocks. No point trading the sector as a whole, just buy NVDA and line go up.

Coomer bros, what are we going to do when they ban TikTok?

>>52855829
US labs had some break through producing more power from input then ever, net gains. Look it up. Its good but it doesnt mean anything soon, your looking at decades for functional power plants most likely.

>what's on your wishlist bros?
for me it's only <10point tomorrow on spx

>>52856154
gay stock for gay fellas

What time is the meeting tomorrow?

>>52855681
>he doesn't know what's driving service inflation
>inb4 hurr durr services aren't important to our economy

>>52856245
statement 1pm cst, jerome 1:30cst for presser
>first move is always CORRECT

>>52856210
Fusion would end up creating a revolution on par with the industrial revolution. The only limiting factor in modern society is the cost of energy.

>>52855597
>but demands Powell shut it down when wages go up a fraction

>>52856250
>service inflation
Lol what a joke, wages havent even caught up with inflation from two years ago anon...

What were seeing is inflation with transitory inflation on top due to supply side issues, gas, scarcity, ect ect.

hey guys i just inherited 600'000 CHF (645'838.80 USD), how do i invest this so that i never have to work again? im 33 and earn 120k a year and having roughly 150k in savings/pension, gf wants to get married next year and we are trying for a baby atm

>>52856304
all in long dated AAPL puts, this is financial advice

>>52856304
all in high yield dividend stocks, schd jepi o intc xom sci hd, then use drip for 10 years, get a loan on your equity holdings to buy a house and get around high mortgage rate, wait, continue to dca in divvie tickers
>never have children and enjoy your life

>>52856269
I wont live long enough for the only outcome worth anything. A private starship so I can leave Sol & never come back.

>>52856293
>A Labor Department report on Friday showed that average hourly earnings for private sector service-providing jobs rose 0.6% in November from the previous month, the fastest pace since October 2021. Annualizing the last three months of data, the numbers suggest a trend rate of service-wage inflation of about 6.2%, far too high for the Fed, which probably sees the sustainable non-inflationary rate sitting somewhere below 3.5%. Overall hourly earnings are climbing by slightly less, helped by goods-producing sectors, and nonfarm payroll growth slowed slightly to 263,000 jobs in November. But the service jobs are critical.
https://www.washingtonpost.com/business/service-wages-keep-bedeviling-powell-and-the-markets/2022/12/02/2d363af8-7262-11ed-867c-8ec695e4afcd_story.html

Get deboonked, chud.

>>52856304
Get a prenuptial my dude

>>52856304
You might talk to a financial advisor, thats good monies but not really enough to retire on. If you want to play conservative the bond market isnt bad right now so you could do a 60/40 split or whatever.

Tomorrow is that fed meeting right? That wont happen till like 2 pm eastern huh? Fucking hell we are just going to crab until then too and this will make or break the market which will only have another 2 hours open market to digest whatever info that comes out from that.

>>52856429
>>52856304
don't listen to this faggot if you're going to need a FA go with a hedgefund and not a bank, the ports they put you in have too mush growth and not enough divvies

>>52855403
s-sauce?

>>52856180
>they are banning TikTok
>not banning pornhub
makes you think doesn't it?

>>52856423
>mainstream media
kek

As I said wages are still playing catchup with rampaging inflation. They've barely changed since 2020.

My asshole hurts

>>52856489
Try being less gay. This is financial advice.

>>52856450
Exactly where the fuck did I say talk to a bank?

>>52856489
I am sure your dad is proud of you rob

>>52856304
Sell 7 dte ATM puts on SPY for however much you need. If it goes down enough, sell another ATM put. If you get assigned shares, eventually you'll be able to exit on a bounce because you averaged down.

>>52856304
>CHF
Swiss bro how did you get so much cheddar working 120k a year?

>>52854694
[sensible chuckle]

>>52856519
>You might talk to a financial advisor
the guy that doesn't know how to invest 600k doesn't know where to go for an FA except "banks have money"

So I've longed and shorted options and stocks and stuff for years now but futures are an unknown wilderness to me. How would I go about manually recreating something like SOXL or TQQQ using futures, for the purpose of reducing fees?
Do I just buy the E-Mini 500 S&P? I have this vague knowledge that futures are risky, but as far as I can tell I just buy & hold & roll near expiry, is there any inherent liquidation risk if I'm long?
Also, is there a futures contract for semis? How do I discover things like the E-Mini 500 S&P in general?
I know it's a lot of questions but even a partial answer would be appreciated

>>52856538
I think it's contained within the 5th word of his post.

who's got some info on DXY and stocks correlating? DXY looks to maybe have a bounce but it's sinking like a rock. Possible equities and the dollar go down together?

>>52856471
Wages are up 15-16% on average since the plandemic begun. Inflation (official) since before the plandemic is only up 14%. Wage growth is beating inflation at least officially on average.

>>52856388
i want to invest in swiss stocks or in ETFs that use CHF because the dollar, euro and pretty much every other currency lose in value compaired to the swiss franc, i was thinking about something like iShares SMI ETF (CH) but the yield and performance look too low to retire, americans ETF look great but yield is shit and i dont want to sell shares every other month to have cash, QYLD looks great but i have to pay taxes on those to the americans and to the swiss goverment so in the end the yield is too low again

>>52856572
https://www.cmegroup.com/education/courses.html

>>52856304
buy a broad index fund like VTI, VT, or plain old SPY
let it sit and don't get too smart
you can expect to safely withdraw 3% - 4% per year of what you save without depleting the portfolio, so with 600k you can stop working if you need less than 3% * 600k = 18k per year
take a look at firecalc.com
this isnt financial advise unless you pay me

>>52856592
>Possible equities and the dollar go down together?
Absolutely not

>Powell talks
>says nothing
>market pumps 5% in an hour
>CPI goes down to 2%
>market givens up all premarket gains and barely finishes green
Fuck this scam jewish market

>>52856599
You can check this based on this.
>US Wages
https://fred.stlouisfed.org/series/CES0500000003
Granted this is private payroll. public servants might have gotten the shaft dunno
>Inflation
https://fred.stlouisfed.org/series/CPIAUCSL
this is CPI for urban consumers. Perhaps there is a better datapoint to use but it is what it is.

https://vocaroo.com/1jUe3k4ueljh

>>52856599
You got a source on wages? Stated inflation is 100% manipulated horse shit.

>>52856681
I knew some anon would ask.
>He does not make 32.5/hr

>>52856650
thanks, I'll go over this
I hope that we also have people with experience who can spoonfeed me the more important points

>>52854979
>Rope?
Maybe but go hard on something silly first

>>52856656
i pay 21600 rent a year, my father owned a house worth 1,7 million but i only get 280'000 from that so i rather just sell my share to my father's gf that wants to continue to live there

>>52856637
so you don't want to grow the money and not get a return on holdings, interesting choice. i think /pmg/ knows how to do that

>>52856723
>father's gf
ooooooooof

>futures

>>52856637
>i dont want to sell shares every other month to have cash
Having to sell ~5% of your shares after they appreciate 5% from retained earnings is the same as the companies just sending you that 5% in divvies. Often better because you can control the timing of it for tax purposes.

Aside from that, this anon's correct: >>52856656. Walk before you can run (buy and understand total market funds before picking dividend or value or growth ETFs).

crab after lower cpi is more bearish than dump or pump. the market is transitioning

>>52856709
I don't know about that but we've got plenty of people willing to give you a (you) saying
>futures
with a webm attached.

idk about you guys but I got an eerie sense watching Biden's presser this morning. Maybe they are all like that, idk, I don't usually watch, but him and the people behind him looked defeated.

>>52856694
I don't, I make ~120k a year. But okay I guess I stand corrected.

>>52856729
i want to invest in companies that make money, not gimmick metals that i hope the next fella pays more for it than i did
>>52856740
bit more than "gf", they had a "Civil union", kind of the same without the church stuff, my sister and i get 75% of the inheritance and the rest goes to her and to charities, the house belongs the my father and his gf 50/50 but she also gets some % of the 50% obviously because the 50% my father owned gets split up between my sister and me (75%) and her
>>52856746
starting to think youre right desu, dividends are top comfy but in reality its probably better to invest in growth etf and sell once every year, in switzerland you dont pay income tax on capital gains but you do on dividends, so something like QQQ is probably better than some high dividend yield etf

>>52856709
>futures

>>52856772
>fed meet still in focus
>still solidly green for the day
YWNBABM (You Will Never Be A Bear Market)

>>52854979
Go work at a temp office on whatever day you want

>futures

Fuck it, I'm gonna sell majority of my SWPPX tomorrow and use the money to rebuy my sold KO shares. Then I can start 2023 off with the full load of my KO shares dripping. I'll toss so much into SWPPX each month to get that rebuilt/growing again even fatter like I do my 401k.

>>52856784
The man's like 80, dementia-riddled with a crackhead son and a dead son. And he's had to get pumped full of uppers on a near-daily basis for going on 3 years now.

It's a miracle he hasn't just keeled over at this point.

>>52856812
The thing is that, aside from the tax stuff, dividends aren't inherently good or bad. A zero dividend company could be using their earnings for monster growth or it could be dead in the water, breaking even. Conversely, a dividend paying company might have some lucrative monopoly (XOM) or it might just be cannibalizing itself (VZ).

Switzerland not taxing capital gains sounds excellent. In that case, your best friend might be companies that skip dividends and instead use that money for share buybacks: https://www.investopedia.com/articles/02/041702.asp

>>52856812
glhf

It would be funny as fuck if that SBF character made off to Israel.

Biden will be replaced by a republican in 2024 with similar presentation skills like that of trump but will roll out a military occupation state similar to that of iraq in 2003 in america just less obvious. You cannot make it in a fiat sense from here ever and it wont matter. Shorting weaker banks is a good position now and going forward, banks will collapse like dominoes this decade read the clues between the lines. After banks stock market exchange services like robinhood will close shop of their own decision and bigger exchange services will merge into one for survival purposes. Smart money knows the markets were dead after 1987 crash and for specific reasons. This is your DD for now, good luck.

>TA fags
1day inverse squeeze candle on spy, spinning top on spx, shooting star on /es, which one did you make your play on?

>>52856941
Too late

>>52856245
>Rolex Just

>SpaceX hit another milestone. It's more valuable than Lockheed Martin.

>Bloomberg reported Monday that SpaceX was raising money at a $140 billion valuation, up from a recent valuation mark of about $125 billion. SpaceX didn't immediately respond to a request for comment about how much capital it was planning to raise.

>It's only a 12% bump in valuation, but that belies the significance of the $140 billion figure. SpaceX has now edged out Lockheed (ticker: LMT), which has a valuation of $137 billion, making it the third-most-valuable aerospace and defense franchise in the western world behind only Raytheon Technologies (RTX), which holds the top spot, and Boeing (BA).

>bro the markets gonna crash for real bro muh fed muh rates

>piece about the dangers of drunk driving. Turns it into an anti cannabis article
Why don’t the Jews want us to have legal cannabis but are okay with alcohol being purchased. 18th amendment shouldn’t have been revoked and we should nullify the 21st amendment

You guys are shorting UVXY right?

>>52855620
>open shorts at 30
>close shorts at 22
>rallies back to 25
it's called profit taking retard. you must be one of the cultists who think that the shorts never closed

>>52856531
This is actually a good idea with that much capital. Worst case you own spy at a certainly lower than future cost.

>>52857017
Breh we just traded a tranny basketball american for a Russian arms dealer. I want the over under on jewfro here making a pilgrimage to the promised land.

>tfw my consumer staples holdings are responsible for almost all my gains this year

>>52857080
In the midst of a proxy war with Russia I might add.

>>52857090
Based. Shoutout to WMT and HD.

>>52857090
Based. Railways saved my reputation this year

Nothing personal generations Z and Alpha.
>blows smoke in your face
short PM

>>52856855
what was the aftermath?
that guy still alive?

tfw the S&P is destined for 2500 or lower and will not be returning to present levels for years, if ever.

>>52856304
I could tell you how to double that in less then 3 months slowly and methodically without hitting needing to hit any lotto plays but you will think it's too complicated and not understand it anyways. Good luck with whatever financial planner Jew you pick to do nothing for you

any anons on pinterest? been a crabbing fuck but looks primed to break out and the piper sandler upgrade today was a nice bonus.

target is 35-37 by end of q1 2023, especially if we get a broader bullish reversal

>>52855176
>Yoel Roth

All so tiresome.

>>52857193
I'm sure he's fine.

Someone was giving me shit when I was talking about Ohms law last night. Let me explain what I meant.
Ohms law is not a fundamental law of nature like gravity. It is based on experiments with practical values of currents, voltages and resistances. That means that the expression of ohms law will not perfectly describe current, voltage and resistance at extreme values, it will not be reliable to use. What happens when you have a resistance going to practically zero wont be predicted/calculated by Ohms law because Ohms law only holds up for reasonable values that you see in circuits.
The anon was asking about resistance going to zero and implying that Ohms law means current would be infinite but because Ohms law is not a law of nature, it cant predict what will happen in that case. So if you thought there was some cool thing you could do making infinite current because you thought Ohms law was a physical law then youre wrong. Its boring answer but thats what Ohms law is.

>>52854673
thread theme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QwB7xhDjv3U&t=666s
KG0S0Y

>>52857240
Tl;dr

>>52857253
infinite current cannot be implied to exist based on ohms law because ohms law is not a physical law of nature like gravity.

>>52857252
I can feel my Richness increasing already

>the pizza place owned by the pajeet guy was closed when I ordered, but 3 days later my card was charged for the order anyway
>pajeet guy did not refuse 'free' money
Market to zero

>>52857068
>shorting UVXY
You mean after it formed a perfect double bottom today and bounced?

>>52857253
TLDR is don't get caught breaking ohms law or it'll be a $20 ticket, or you can hire a lawyer for $750 and he might can find some technicality to get it thrown out of court

>>52857185
Covid owned australia and new zealand. Are they worse then Canada now? They are practically full big sister at this point.

tfw the S&P is destined for 4500 or higher and will not be returning to present levels for years, if ever.

>>52856816
Stuntman shot!

>futures

>futures

>>52857329
>what trend line
>what superbubble floating atop a mass of fake and gay

>Futures

Holy...UVXY bounced off support like Riley Reid bouncing on a dick. We're taking out SPX support in 2023. Every analyst that tells you about a rally in 2023 told you the same about 2022. Only listen to Burry.

>>52857438
Seriously thinking of buying at 500? You'd be an idiot to buy at 1000. It's gone up too much already, it's never going to 2000. Better sell now at 3000 and wait out the recession. There is no way this holds 4000. Heh, stoopid bools, I told you to sell at 4500. We're only down 25% there's no way 3500 is the bottom.

Hope these "santa rally" faggots get pissed on all over their soi faces

>Yields

>>52857582
>soi faces
You reall think you're so fucking cool, think the Santa Rally, wont fucking happen, huh? How about you say that to my face, you fucking loser.
You'll see a melt up so hard, that even your stupid crusty bussy will feel the heat.

Wow I went to sleep when SPY was at 409 and now it's at 402. Hope those guys who went in on calls after the CPI print wrecked their puts are okay

Should I bother buying stocks for dividends?

>>52857627
It already happened, today. Its over.

>>52856250
Another faggot talking out of his ass... just read the goddamn CPI. The most concerning inflation category is housing prices and rent. It was yet again the worst category and still hasn't responded to rate hikes. Landlords, boomers and jews would rather crash the economy with no survivors than make affordable housing. Wagies getting raises is irrelevant it all gets siphoned to the landlords

>>52857627
>futures

>>52857627
>CAP id
Bruh SPY b sussin frfr

>>52857633
Anytime there is a sudden huge ridiculous pump or dump on SPY in seconds, it seems like a safe bet that it will come back close to where it started before the day is over

>>52857685
Only if you believe in the stock long term or have insider info that the stock will pump right after the dividend is paid out . The divvy comes out of the share price on the ex-date so there's no point in buying a sweet 10%+ yield when the stock does a -60%

>>52857702
Ok got that’s enough! Your rent just got 10% higher.

>>52857625
Oh yeah, who is winning the povertyball derby?

>>52857702
No nigger, wage inflation is part of the narrative now. See >>52856423
and
>Inflation in the service side of the economy is harder to squash since the biggest expense for most businesses is labor. The cost of labor rarely declines like the price of goods such as lumber or steel or staple crops such as corn and wheat. “Because wages make up the largest cost in delivering these services, the labor market holds the key to understanding inflation in this category,” Federal Reserve Chairman Jerome Powell said in a speech two weeks ago. The problem is, the cost of labor is still rising rapidly. Average hourly wages have risen 5.1% in the past year, roughly double the annual increase in the decade before the pandemic.
https://www.marketwatch.com/story/inflation-is-slowing-but-the-fight-is-far-from-over-11670952202

>>52857740
Go clean your ass, you smell like faggot, and shit

>>52857740
also core inflation is rising despite the rest of inflation slowing, which is a very bad sign

>>52857740
Damn it, wrong jif

>>52857722
Idk man that happened last CPI and it ended the day neon green. Maybe that was just a fluke and the market makers wised up though

Is it a good idea to take out my anger on a stock that betrayed my bullish dreams by waking up as the bear I really am?

>>52857740
Read the goddamn CPI report.. it's public. And the words Jerome Powell says tomorrow about housing. Stop listening to fucking media and quoting clickbait articles like a stupid faggot

Fed rate hikes are intended to buck break housing (failed so far) not change how much the goddamn Starbucks batista makes or the price of eggs

I'm worried about March, bros

are banks a terrible idea right now?

i made a plan while i wait for my new broker account to set up, i have $70k just collecting dust in my chequing right now lmao, i really should not have withdrawn it from my old broker yet

>>52857767
Irrelevant. Pensions are just buying through the end of the year. Prop traders and hedges will sell into it but not enough to cause things to go down cause they want to unload at high prices.

the plan had been telegraphed for a month if you pay any attention to what they say. The plan is to tank the market in Q1 of 23

>>52857834
Beware the ides of March.

>futures
What's Jerome going to do tomorrow?

>>52857061
Weed is functionally legal in almost every state under the farm bill act loophole. Google THCA. It's marketed as hemp but it's literally just fucking weed you can order straight to your house from USPS. Your weed stocks bags are never going to be worth anything

>>52857874
pic related

>>52857843
Canadian banks are stockpiling money in anticipation of bad mortgages

Best case scenario their profits are cut from saving money. Worst case is more dire

>>52857899
>Stops in the current year

>>52857831
My point was that wages are driving services inflation, that's all I said. It's a fact like another anon backed up here >>52856675
You're the one twisting things into something else because you're retarded and can't read.

>>52857883
Banking laws prevent wall street from entering. Hemp is .03% thc. Also I hope you got the clot shot or you'll get in an accident.
>Yahoo finances

>>52857996
Taking statistics was such a blackpill.

WHOA BLACK SANTA

>>52857996
let me guess, they didn't look at if jabbies got in more accidents.

So why did moderna went up 20%?

>>52857874
the same thing he always does - say the same thing he's been saying for the past several months
The market will then fake pump, then dump as traders shit themselves over 5% interest rates

>>52857899
checked and,
>not having enough conviction in your position to ride it to $0

how big is Jerome's bepis?

>>52858035
>Oh you have cancer and myocarditis goy? Here we have shots just for that

>>52857987
Lol, lmao even. If you think wages are driving inflation in the service sector then you are a fucking midwit. Full fucking stop tard. Honestly, tell me the truth. You are a democrat aint yah?

>>52858045
Its fucking perfect.

>>52857987
I agree w/ this Anon. They want us to lose our WFH jobs. They want us back in the cage, they think $15-20/hr service jobs are "too much for companies to afford". I wish rate hikes were *only* about taming housing costs, but they aren't. They affect so much more.

what should i put to motivate the wagies?

>>52857855
> some loser got murdered 2000 years ago so now every has to be scared of a month

>>52858073
"Please cum in my food, it's the only thing healthy about my goyslop right now."

>>52857193
>>52857234
Yes, he's alive and well, and also not paralyzed. Apparently he was just knocked unconscious which is why he was flopping around.

>>52858073
Please take care of Jim Cramer. Please make sure to burn to a crisp.

NEW THREAD THEME!!!
https://youtu.be/hMkXckrrdEw

>why yes my internet persona is named after a baseball fag, how could you tell?

>>52857996
Weed is barely profitable to grow. Look at Canada where they are literally just destroying more than they produce because it's so easy to grow enough to keep every man woman and child stoned all year for pennies. It's a retarded investment.. just like most vineyards are just rich people hobbies and not profitable.

The thc threshold in the farm bill has been 1000% exploited. They tested the waters with delta 8 and delta 10.. you can buy that shit in any smoke shop in all 50 states now and it'd degenerate 100% concentrate. The next evolution of exploiting the farm bill is THCA which is just absolutely honked bullshit pretty much.. they aren't even trying to be legal they are just selling pot.

>>52857996
>Why wouldn't they follow the road's rules? Distrust of the government, a belief in freedom, misconception of daily risks, "faith in natural protection," apathy toward regulation, poverty, misinformation, and personal beliefs are possible reasons proposed by the authors.
That's the dumbest crap I've ever read.

>market pump before close, before FOMC meeting
>CPI came in lower than expected but still high
>50 point hike is priced in
>retards still think the Fed is pivoting
tomorrow sounds like the expected rate hike followed by JPow telling everyone to get fucked so that the market can finally start falling like he wants it to. i'm definitely buying some long expiry puts on QQQ tomorrow

>>52858048
im not sure how death cures cancer and makes them a profit but you know what do I know I am just a noticer.

>>52858118

Tomorrow will be the greatest day of the year

>>52858079
Julius Caesar was anything but a loser, anon.

>>52858073
draw an elephant on the box
I got one and a cute delivery driver

>>52858079
>first full moon of March
>sacred to jupiter
>deadline for settling debts
>Jupiter's high priest led a sheep down the via sacra to the arx where it was sacrificed

Sounds like the judeo christian religions are a crock of shit stolen from the Roman's that kinda just stole shit from the Greeks and added more booze and blood

>>52858152

in retrospect, the best long this year would have been TMV

>yields
we're going to get a 1929 style crash in March

>>52858208
I'm noticing that mRNA doesn't work. Time for puts soon

>Fastest fed rape hike in history
>Fed now has to slow down
>supply side inflation driver factors decreased (used cars, energy etc)
>Core inflation still weakly hot (food, rents, etc)
>People are getting pay bumps so far to match core inflation
So what happens once energy prices and used cars find their bottom?

ngl, I laughed so fucking hard when I saw that

>>52858295
>we're going to get a 1929 style crash in March
Anon please, I can only et so erect.

Predictions for tomorrow? I think borderline-dovish tone like last time but ultimately we crab

>>52858401
>>52858200

>>52858295
That's the plan

>>52857703

Is that real

>>52857818
Depends, if you know the stock well and have learned from your fucked up bagholding and know why it failed, switching can work. But make sure you have a stop loss, target, and appropriate position size before switching those red candles to green mode.

If you're just angry, don't have any real insight into the stock, and are just capitulating, well, it's possible you're the dumbest of dumb money that switches over right as a stock bottoms.

>>52858478
REMEMBER YOUR TRAINING AND YOU WILL MAKE IT BACK ALIVE

>>52858035
Beautiful shorting opportunity

Mrna nonsense is about to get exposed

>>52858517
No it’s wrestling, he’s just pretending to wreck every ligament in both his knees simultaneously.

>>52855597
cramer is a hedge fund shabbos goy. why would you expect honor from him?

>>52858478
>>52858362
>>52858533
Can't wait

Enjoy the pumping while it lasts, 2023 will be the year of the crash

https://youtu.be/uu8V6S1E5-k

>>52858610

>>52857831
If they wanted to break housing they wouldn't be slowing down. They want everyone to be slaves and keep inflating forever and ever.
The market knows this and thats why its bidding up bitcoin NVDA and gold

>>52858640
Millennials and every generation after them are royally fucked lmao.

>>52858478
>>52858610
>>52858533
I'M

NOT

BULLISH

ENOUGH

>>52858700
Chatgpt bot quirk
They hate women

>>52858660
3490 WAS THE BOTTOM

>>52858729
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3HsELHXX0tE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8gonRJY6ea4

It's over.

>>52858761
THAT MEANS INSANITY

AND WE KNOW WHAT INSANITY MEANS

Based Dwyer posters.

>>52858716
You know, after months of thinking about it, I still don't know what this means. How the fuck can you not be bullish enough? Like he regrets not being 100% TQQQ to earn max gains? If so, then why didn't Dwyer just smash the buy button before going on? And then say "I *wasn't* bullish enough".

Or did the tards at CNBC cut off the rest of a sentence? "I'm not bullish enough to ditch bonds entirely", something like that?

What the literal fuck did he mean by that?

>>52858813
Like Tony, he's a man for all seasons

>>52858025
Car accidents are always one of the greatest causes of death. Since now alot of vaxxies are more likely to get clots and heart attacks, they are less slightly less likely to die of other non health reasons such as getting hit by a bus. Just a way to spin negative health consequences of the vax into something positive for vaxxies

At least China's going full steam on its reopening. Although even with a 0.001% mortality rate that means we'll still have a media freakout over 300 million dead Chinamen or whatever.

is it safe to invest in HK stocks?

>>52858889
bili fuckin bili

New

>>52858912
>>52858912

>>52858853

>>52858836
It means it's not physically possible to be more bullish, but he should be.

>>52858961
>S&P up 50% since then
>Useless digital token up 100%
FUCK

>>52857204
Tell us please anon. I have $60k to play with.

>>52857240
Yeah. You're pretty much right.

For example in a superconducting system, ohms law would give infinite current from a 9 volt household battery. Realistically speaking, there is only so much charge separated in the battery so that along with the discharge time will give you the current in such a system.

Also, as an aside, listening to you morons talk about nuclear fusion power is infuriating. Unless we are getting He3-De fusion, which we aren't, you arent going to see fusion plants in your lifetime. And even if you do, theyll be shitty in comparison to the 1960s fission plants in use today.

>>52857582
Thats no tip behavior. And I worked as a waiter.

Guess who has the better sense of humor now, retard! Me! I hope you enjoyed fucking around with me, because you paid me for the privilege, thereby reversing the typical role of waiter and customer! It doesn't matter if "spit in my food next time" because I won't be coming back you stupid nigger! Hahahaha

>>52857702
Just wait til Brandon stops siphoning our strategic petroleum reserve. Gas prices and oil prices will moon and the CPI will too.

>>52859353
Your buying ((("""brandons"""))) propaganda if you think SPR has a sizable effect on oil prices

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uu8V6S1E5-k
pretty sure this guy is a goldbug
but his claims seem reasonable, according to him and his new york fed friend they are going to basically print to pay for the loss
but more importantly if fed remittances to the treasury are negative
doesn't that mean that effect on m2 is positive?
like if they buy bonds at 100 then sell at 95, 5 is left in M2 permanently
at any rate the rate hikes actually seriously hurt their ability to contract M2 ironically, because they are also paying out higher rates in the RRP, which increases M2
if they had kept rates low and aggressively sold their balance sheet off it would contract M2 by trillions
so why did they start rape hiking in the first place?
what did darth powell mean by this?