/biz/ - Business & Finance

b-but (((Bloomberg))) told me we would rally 10 percent if CPI was cool!!!

Ahem... I will be purchasing a M0derna put

LET THE MUSIC GUIDE YOU

SOXL was 15% green at open now it's 2.7% green
Heck of a ride man

>>52851327
First for meme magic

Why you guys scared. It’s not like the media is lying or anything. You all are just stupid

WHOA BLACK BETTY

>check the indicies again
>nearly giving up all of that retard rally this morning

lol

lmao even

Shoulda sold when I told you

How many times does jpow have to tell you mumus the job isnt done yet

What should I buy?

I currently own JEPI, VCLT, and KR

>Good afternoon, mumu. That was a nice pump you had going. I tip my hat to you.

I am voting for Ye in 2024. And here is why and why that’s a good thing.
>fuck those tiny hat big nose mother fuckers

WHICH ONE OF YOU DICKHEADS KEEP SELLING?

>>52851327
Well, this was quite clearly a fools rally/classic bull trap to fakeout retail Goyim for exit liquidity. Markets are starting to realize only reason CPI came in cooler was because Oil crashing. Everyone knows taking a stroll to your local store that inflation is still hot. Tomorrow after FOMC will be the dump of a lifetime. Big money is laughing at you. Really that JP Morgan would tell you we will enter a bull market and you believed him? Top kek.

bearcucks didnt say a word until spy went -0.01%
This wont save your blown out accounts Boboo

Power HOUR?

From anon which brought you exclusive oil TA yesterday comes

...yet another winning TA! Load up on YANG cause we are in for wild ride anons.

>>52851327
Finance and economics are pseudoscientific make believe gqrbage and capitalism is inherently unstable, exploitative and unsustainable with a built in expiration date. Ever escalating recessions, poverty, debt, wealth inequality, monopolies, disease, pollution, exploitation, slavery, conflict and wars are fundamental, necessary and intended principles of it, NOT glitches. Greed, selfishness, lying, cheating, stealing, competition, conflict, slavery and war are behaviors highly encouraged and incentivized under capitalism. It is LITERALLY cancer and i dont mean it metaphorically, i mean it literally, it shares the exact same functions and principles as a cancer cell.

You know how all of you parasites always say "HuRr durr gommunism maybe good in theory but always 'fails'"? Well capitalism doesnt even work in theory and unfortunately for financier parasites like you, we live in a mathematical universe and if something cant be expressed in a theoretical/mathematical way it WILL not appear or be maintained in the physical world.

The freer the market the more enslaved everything and everyone else is and the more blood sacrifices need to be performed to "the Line god". An economy needs to be as regulated and planned as possible to serve the living beings needs and desires and be able to be adjusted according to our needs at any given moment/period.

4chan parasites, financiers, rightoids and nazis like you will seethe and cope but these are the facts and the longer you deny them and bury your heads in the sand and scapegoat innocent beings(poors,women,non human animals,black ppl or whoever else you braindead parasites hate) the more you will continue leading lonely, sad, hateful and painful lives into even more miserable and pointless deaths as the proud, obedient, compliant, insecure and submissive bootlicking proud modern day slaves that you so desperately want be

>>52851399
I literally buy stocks JUST TO SELL THEM LATER!
HAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAH
DEAL WITH IT

fucking hell m8 what a shitshow

>because you refuse to remain unemployed and continue to pump the market i will be raising by another 75 bepis, i mean basis points

>>52851407
I got out of my puts yesterday evening, bought back in 15 minutes ago.

Darth Powell Commeth
Darth Powell Taketh

WHAT IS HAPPENING
I WAS UP THIS MORNING

>>52851390
PNC

Can someone give me a rational explanation as to why we pumped so hard this morning but now we are about to fall below support lines?

Anyone have any solid TA and memelines?

>>52851425
Should've bought back in hours ago lmao wtf?

>>52851347
>modernas cancer vaccine reduces death

Anon.. I hate that company so much and wish you the best of luck but I've learned not to play biopharm.. I'll buy 3x leveraged etf calls/puts and trade leveraged energy all day but I'll never touch biopharm again. It's the most Jewish scammy bullshit ever

So what if the cost of all necessities is up 200%YoY?

That nice 1987 Chevy cavalier you were eyeing that was $10,000 last month is not only $9,500; so what if it was worth only $1,500 this time last year. Markets move. Month over month the price is better ;^]

>no I’m not making that up

https://www.cargurus.com/research/1986-Chevrolet-Cavalier-c4301

>>52851407
My puts are months out and my theta is low. I don’t have to outlast hedgies, I only have to outlast you.

And you might be... HONKED

>>52851402
Inflation really isn't hot though. Containers from China are cheap as shit. Cheap oil makes all good cheaper too by the way. Only thing still hot is services which are wage driven and will always play catch up to goods.

Don't be surprised if we get a giant green dildo tomorrow which may continue into a Friday squeeze.

>>52851399
I sold this morning.

>>52851441
He's not making that up!

>>52851431
Federal Reserve just dumped their bags on you. Remember the 9 trillion they have to unload. Was a perfect time to unload. DARTH POWELL WINS AGAIN!

>>52851442
todays pump has nothing to do with headlines and everything to do with opex

>>52851442
That was the whole point of taking the leap and testing the mRNA vaccine on the world. The potential mRNA has is incredible, that being said I'm like you. Won't touch biomemes with a ten foot pole.

>>52851433
Cpi sounded kinda good so bulls got exuberant. When you get exuberant you get hooked.

I don’t understand why tesla is recovering. Who is still buying this shit?

so are we at the bottom with crypto or is it gonna dump again once they announce regulations due to jewman frank?

>>52851433
jpow coming in with the 25bp, giga pump tomorrow

>>52851482
retarded take. OPEX doesn't pump ES pre market by 3%

>>52851484
>The potential mRNA has is incredible,
As shown by the worldwide demonstration of how it can't prevent a cold

PINK ID confirms SPX will close RED.

also massive depresson next year

Anyone else looking at HNRC? Dividend of $1.75 for each share owned before 12/16. But I feel like it will dump hard once everyone receives their dividend

>>52851419
I made $20 today. Seethe more poorbot

>>52851484
I bet you think CRSPR is a good idea too? Fucking idiot

>>52851433
My theory is that 50 bps is now obviously overkill but the Fed is afraid to back down. Overshooting on rates is very harmful to the market and the market is beginning to realize we're going to go too high for too long, the Fed is too slow and stupid. I think the Fed raises by 50 bps but tries to sweet talk the market tomorrow which will lead to a short term rally.

>>52851419
Ummm tranny janny, do your work

>>52851492
If you have bitcoin keep holding. If you have alt bags, cut them. If you are on sidelines with a wad of cash in hand wondering whether now is a good time to enter RUN THE FUCK AWAY

>>52851484
>The potential mRNA has is incredible,
Yeah potential to thanos snap 50% of the population. You’re retarded.

>>52851419
ain't reading your novel Che

>75K treasuries
>60K stocks
>60K cash
Rate

>>52851507
>But I feel like it will dump hard once everyone receives their dividend
That is what always happens

>>52851475
The damn shadow banking cartel must be having a fucking field day with this shit show. Like lmao the boomers are going to wake up tomorrow and look at the stock pasts and see we went up today, and not even know they just got fucked for like 2 and a half percent.

>>52851433
Because CPI came in cool, but if you break it down by sector, only shit like consumer electronics contributed to that, food and services were still red hot. In other words, what we saw was nothing more than an artifact of holiday sales in some discretionary sectors, while nessesities remain sky high.

But what about black unemployment Mr Powell

>>52851515
He's going to overshoot because they ALWAYS over shoot. Hes going to look at oil trying to climb back up today and go... "Oooh your my inflation problem and I need to stomp on you yet again"

>>52851501
You can't vaccinate for a morphing flu, it's a waste of time.
>>52851509
CRSPR is literally going to make super humans. You don't have to like the advances in society we are approaching but they will happen anyway.

>>52851500
you don't understand the pump if you are not now preparing for the dump

>>52851544
woah black jobbies

>>52851432
Is that the banking system? I stopped using them when they bought BBVA, shit the bed by turning my bank account into a virtual wallet, and had to use their shitty app and system.

Will monitor.

Now we’re going back up? fucking clown market.

>>52851526
You /pol/tards are fucking retarded
2 more weeks right
>b-b-but muh red deer.

>>52851562
Cathie... Just let go....

>>52851544
Wellll, there was a certain time about 160 years ago where it was 0%.

Perhaps we ought to take a second look at the policies involved.

>>52851543
This does seem to be the case. I think they overshoot to try to kill businesses on the margin and push people into wage positions before the next bull rally. We're getting one more bull market before the big collapse in 2026.

>>52851573
That's the nature of the clown market. Always does what doesn't make sense. We end the day up +4%.

>>52851495
This sounds exceedingly of copium.

>>52851501
Shhhhh, we don’t talk about that

>>52851515
>50 bps is now obviously overkill
>Black friday sales and Biden draining the strategic oil reserves managed to keep the price of iphones down, therefore Volcker was wrong and we should go back to pumping infinite credit into vaporware scams and blatant ponzi schemes

>>52851539
Tomorrow, they'll be calling into Jim Cramer demanding that he do something about the value of their homes.

>>52851215
>be in pandemic
>tell everyone they can't work
>people still need and want goods, no workers to supply them
>housing up because 0% rates
>prices go up
>price of goods stops increasing
>wages start increasing to match good prices
what comes next? fill in the blank

>>52851525
cryptobaggies are amazing. Like do you think he learned a thing?

We are pumping again.

>>52851578
>mRNA technology is amazing
>vaccine doesn't even prevent infection or transmission
yeah okay buddy. I wish you a merry booster and a happy myocarditis.

>>52851543
Arthur Burns didn’t overshoot

U SHAPED RECOVERY LETS GOOOO

Short or long tomorrow ? Fast /smg/

>>52851600
Massive unemployment?
>>52851612
Flu shot doesn't work either Jew.

I bought TECL, its ok to pump now

SPY NEEDS TO TOUCH 394 GO DOWN GO DOWN GO DOWN

As Dwyer said, the market's bottomed when the 2 year yield stops rising.

>>52851578
You do understand that CRSPR is legit playing god and no good comes of it? The embryos who that Chinese scientist CRSPRd were never heard from again

>>52851594
This inflation was largely supply side. Volcker didn't deal with a global economy shut down and helicopter stimmies. Look at the Freightos index. Look at lumber. Look at everything that matters. All I hear about is eggs guess what retard millions of birds have been culled because everyone's jittery about flus this season. Build a coop and shut the fuck up about eggs.

What should I waste $5k on in short term options, I need like $100k before 2023

>>52851515
> Overshooting on rates is very harmful to the market
So is pumping trillions into the market in a single year.

WE DON'T NEED NO EDUCATION
WE DON'T NEED NO THOUGHT CONTROL
NO DARK SARCASM IN THE CLASSROOM
TEACHER LEAVE THEM KIDS ALONE

https://youtu.be/bQ-lMof2RjQ

YOU'RE A NUT
YOU'RE CRAZY IN THE COCONUT

>>52851615
Arthur Burns admitted to his mistakes.
Then came our boy Paul Volcker came in to fix his mistake. Powell is definitely not Arthur Burns because Burns has a cool smoke pipe and Powell does not

>>52851628
the only thing amazing is how (((they))) managed to scam the entire world out of billions and billions of dollars, and managed to convince people to inoculate their children by forcing them into their homes with these draconian lock downs, then when they were at their breaking point they convinced them to have their children euthanized over a disease so dangerous you needed to be tested to know you had it.

>>52851636
Yeah and that Enrico Fermi fellow became awfully quiet when the 1940s rolled around.

I'm massive bag holding on LSPD and LCKO because a friend told me to buy them. They tanked hard. Can you friendly /biz/ pump it so I can drop it at a lesser loss. Thank you in advance.

>>52851636
Oh I'm very aware. I personally don't agree with it but it's going to happen anyway and you might as well make money off of it. The Chinese don't give a fuck about morality, or playing by the rules which is why they will surpass the United States as world super power as the united states is busy fighting over what is a woman.

>>52851638
This is such a midwit take/cope. Whether or not the inflation was supply side or not is immaterial. They made half the money supply in the last 2 years. THAT is what is inflationary. THAT is what Jpow intends to slow the circulation of.

>>52851668
based, filtered, meds, inversed

>>52851588
It makes perfect sense. I've explained it multiple times
>blow up puts
>blow up calls
>news was good so we pump now

I told you guys to buy calls at 400.00. The average retard has no clue how Jewish the derivatives market is and how its responsible for everything. The name derivatives is fucking stupid. Options move the market not the other way around. Almost all movements are designed to fuck over all the 0dte options that are at historically high levels

>>52851666
Confirmed by Satan himself

Treasuries?
Like doubloons?

>>52851668
The world panicked. That's what happens when normalfags rule the world. Mistakes were made but nobody "euthanized" their children. My people are hospitalized and die per year from ibuprofen.

Sirs please

>>52851578
I know multiple people who died from clots after taking the shots. My wife and I both work in hospitals. I work for the government. I’m not a poltard. You’re just in denial. J&J was literally pulled off the shelf months ago.

lmao again the soft landing bullshit XD?
its not even funny at this point.

>>52851692
MoM CPI annualized just came in at target rate you insufferable idiot.

>>52851705
No, think bearer bonds. Like in Die Hard.

>>52851688
>t. Has never visited china

China is such a shit hole. You have no idea. China is comparable to any former Soviet bloc republic in the majority of the country. They don’t even have traffic lights in most places.

>>52851727
>The world panicked.
although not about a virus. economic and propaganda warfare really scared them

>>52851638
>This inflation was supply side
>That's why airfare is up 40% YoY
It's not just eggs retard, all food is still at over 10% inflation and so are most services. The only things slowing down or reversing are property and consumer electronics. And don't get me wrong, obviously it's a good sign that home builders had to stop being dellusional fucktards like in 2007, but it's far from a stoping point.

>>52851688
>is busy fighting over what is a woman.
you realise the same will happen to china once they prosper right?

>>52851739
>muh MoM!

No one gives a fuck about MoM. We’re still 5.1% off the target rate YoY. Hence the anemic market and bulls getting their lunch eaten by market makers.

>>52851688
>I don’t agree
>let me put my money into something I don’t agree with
>oh fuck how did the thing I don’t like come into existence, not like I INVESTED in it.
Gimme a break of that KitKat bar.
>>52851727
The world didn’t panic. Governments tried for 2 years to force people to get the clot shot or they couldn’t participate in society. So, people got the clot shot so they could participate in society. Has nothing to do with people being scared. The morbidly obese were scared, but they should be. Fat fucks

>>52851668
>when they even gave clotshots to zoo animals just to use up some of the billions that the government prepaid for
Clownworld is truly a scary thing.

Say it with me Bobo

INFLATION COOLING FASTER THAN EXPECTED

>>52851731
If you give billions of people medicine all at once they're going to be bad reactions. There isn't a single medication or medical procedure that exists that if you gave it to or practiced on billions of people, there would be no casualties. People think that medications are supposed to be perfect and that's never been the case and never will be.

>>52851739
Look at the sector breakdown, you dumb fucking faggot. Almost the entire slowdown was due to holiday sales of consumer electronics.

>>52851767
>No one gives a fuck about MoM.
It's literally why the data is published on a monthly basis, smoothbrain.

>>52851780
>People think that medications are supposed to be perfect
SAFE AND EFFECTIVE

>>52851727
>nobody "euthanized" their children
Then why did all the children who took the vaccine die, and why did we keep vaccinating kids until they all died, unless it was part of a larger plan to replace the children with migrant children to further their great replacement agenda?

>>52851773
>investing based on morals
Anon where the fuck do you think you are?

>>52851756
>all food is still at over 10% inflation
Food's actually rolling over. Lean hog bros have been butchered.

>>52851780
>force billions of people to take untested mrna gene therapy shots that don't even work under threat of losing their job or being shamed by psychopaths

Fuck you faggot. I hope you get raped by a pack of feral niggers and get aids. Everyone involved in the covid circus should be lynched

>>52851780
You do know the CDC changed the definition of a vaccine in 2020? Just like White House changed the definition of a recession this year, just as government can’t define what a woman is now?

>>52851780
You might have a point if it at least did its job, but it fucking didn't.

>>52851327
OIL chads..

>>52851822
>I hope you get raped by a pack of feral niggers
Mel posts here

>>52851822
You weren't forced to do anything. If your workplace enforced it that's on them.
>>52851826
That has literally nothing to do with the argument
>>52851832
It was a swing and miss. It might help the elderly, but the potential mRNA has for future cancer treatments could be huge.

what the fuck happened today...

CLF is probably an easy 25% within a month.

>>52851816
The thing is that today people don't spend they're excess income to buy more goods to get ahead of inflation. They dump it into options yolos and meme coins. There is no wage price spiral risk because no one buys real goods anymore they just throw their money into risk assets which is the real reason the Fed wants to kill risk assets so badly, to get middle class capitulation. Actual inflation is under control, last month's print already told us that this month is just the nail in the coffin.

>>52851780
That's fine. And knowing that, that's why testing standards exist in the first place and that is why you don't bypass safety standards and regulations and common sense just because "It's an emergency"

wtf was that

>guys as long as cpi is low the fed can do ZIRP again and keep printing trillions

>>52851843
OIL chuds have nothing good going for them.. you will need 50 more days like today just to break even.

>>52851858
>trust the hekkin science

I wish I could beat you to death with my hands

>>52851869
I actually agree with you. Pushing it through before it passed clinical trials was retarded but you had rabid liberals demanding they get it right now so they did.

>>52851867
>The thing is that today people don't spend they're excess income to buy more goods to get ahead of inflation.
In 2021? Yes. But going by the latest data, they don't have any excess income. They're getting part time jobs and maxing out credit cards in order to maintain their standards of living.

Like, look at California's inflation stimulus checks this month and last. Went straight into retail spending.

>>52851860
Snibbs slept in.

>>52851816
This very picture shows that domestic grocery prices are still sky high and in fact decoupled from a fall in global price of raw food commodities. This is because the spike in food commodities in 2022 was due to transient disruption of Ukrainian grain, while US grocery prices are inflating due to domestic oversupply of dollars.

>>52851858
Their is no argument. I’m telling you what is up, if you choose not to listen fine. But if you think we are having a dialogue as equals, you are as stupid as you are ugly as you are poor

>>52851892
And I'm fine with people being willing to take experimental drugs for their own benefit or even peace of mind.
The issue becomes when it gets mandated for the people who want to wait for the safety testing to actually get completed.

>>52851889
I wish you could too.

>>52851896
There's still a huge contingent of post-covid yolo'ers who haven't capitulated.

>>52851902
>transient disruption of Ukrainian grain
It's not transient. Ukraine is still shipping way below baseline. And the US is part of the global grain market because, you know, wheat isn't exactly LNG.

>>52851889
Well you can't, and even if your were close enough to try your weak NEET body wouldnt stand a chance. So in the meantime just sit there and seethe.

>>52851928
>huge
[Citation needed]

The government wants high inflation. That's why they're only doing 50 bps. gold market sees this and thats why its back to the highs
the fed is going to play dumb for years, name dropping volcker was just an act. the fed is all talk, no fangs.

I told you guys this was a bottle rocket and to buy 0dte puts and vix. You never listen

>>52851892
>I actually agree with you. Pushing it through before it passed clinical trials was retarded but you had rabid jews demanding they get it mandated and paid for it right now so they did.
ftfy

>>52851910
There is no argument because you just went off on a /pol/ rant.
>>52851912
Government didn't mandate it and never would have. If your employer mandated it you should have left like many others did go prove a point.

>>52851858
>Kill and cripple thousands of thousands of children and young adults all over the planet
"It was a swing and a miss, what can you do :^)"
At least Harold Watkins had enough wits to kill himself

>>52851947
0dte options on every trading day were literally created to fleece these retards. Look at activity on Reddit meme stock boards and compare to pre covid. Look at fintwit activity compared to pre covid. We're not even close to former levels.

>>52851504
Let my fix that for you.

>>52851986
That's modern medicine rather you like it or not. Don't like it, stay the hell away from doctors and hospitals.

>>52851971
>everything I disagree it’s is /pol/
The government did mandate it you fucking stooge. That is why congress is fighting about taking away the mandatory shot from the military. Fuck if I didn’t know any better I’d say you were a mentally ill faggot

>>52851698
good info anon thanks

I predict that we will monotonically pump for the next two years.

>>52852008
>mandating it for the military is the same as mandating it for civilians
Moot point, have you seen how many vaccinations soldiers have to take? Also that should also prove the point that it wasn't a planned "death shot" murdering your own soldiers makes absolutely no fucking sense considering you are definitely going to need them in every conceivable scenario.

>>52852032
You just got BTFO and I sentence you to a 2 day ban. The extra day is for not taking the L

>>52852032
>that cherry-picking
post nose

>>52851698
>how Jewish the derivatives market is
Please give even a hint of explanation for a helpless goy.

>>52852008
They mandated it to companies with 100+ as well but I believe the supreme court stepped in and gave them the peoples elbow.

Supreme court is literally the only thing saving us from complete tyranny these days.

>>52852032
This anon is correct. The rest of you are too stupid to think logically.

>>52851971
Government did mandate it for healthcare workers. I lost my job because I wouldn't take it. I know dozens of people who took it under duress because they couldn't afford to lose their jobs.
Government should be liable for every injury.

>>52851858
>but the potential mRNA has for future cancer treatments could be huge.
>could be

>>52852044
Not really, they didn't mandate for the general public which was what I was referring and then you pointed out the military enforced it. Which if you're going to be a zogbot, you're literally government property.

>>52851965
Baggie why are your people such hypochondriac? Is the paranoia because they know they are going to hell when they die? Force every goy on earth to take an experimental vax, lock themselves inside and wear a face diaper if it might keep a rich jew alive for another year?

The utter hypocrisy of unmasked elites calling the poors vectors of disease will forever stick in my mind.. I'll never forget the covid bullshit

>>52852032
they have different batches of the shot, the ones they were giving to white people and white children was designed to kill them, while the one for the military was formulated like a placebo.

>>52852032
Keep moving the goal post. I’ll still score.
Just invest in PFE and MRNA and show loss porn in 3 months

>>52852077
That's still a mandate kike. And many businesses forced the mandate themselves or firing, the government did nothing to protect them which is a de facto mandate.

>>52851938
It is below baseline but did pick back up. Other farms elsewhere also picked up production to compensate.
>And the US is part of the global grain market because, you know, wheat isn't exactly LNG.
True, but food commodities are not groceries. Inflation has become entrenched in processing and preparation.

>>52851992
>0dte options on every trading day were literally created to fleece these retards.
Agreed, but that can just as easily be exchanges trying to grab at every last shekel of declining dumb retail money. And the increase in 0dte volume is in equity futures markets, i.e. desperate hedge funds trying to make up for lost ground this year.

>Look at activity on Reddit meme stock boards and compare to pre covid. Look at fintwit activity compared to pre covid. We're not even close to former levels.
The important comparison isn't pre-COVID and now, it's between 2021 and now. Pandemic stimmies and excess income went to YOLOs, now that money gets directed into essentials.

Roughly:
>2019: 5m options accounts, 5m active, 50m YOLO plays made
>2021: 10m options accounts, 10m active, 100m YOLO plays made
>2022: 10m options accounts, 5m active, 50m YOLO plays made

>>52852078
they knew it was a leaked bio-weapon, but didn't know it was a pretty shitty bio-weapon, however once they saw the opportunity to use the vaccine to kill white people, they jumped all over it.

>You had your little after lunch pump mumu
Line go down now :^)

>>52852032
>it wasn't a planned "death shot" murdering your own soldiers makes absolutely no fucking sense
lol

>>52852077
See>>52852084
Being a mentally ill faggot can get you govenrment gibs, I suggest you apply for those.

It was a bull pennant all along.. we won.

What's hilarious is the vax mandates were an excellent purge mechanism. Qtards played themselves, Biden couldn't have asked for anything more.

>>52852061
Take the next logical step. The gov wants to destroy Americas sovereign military because they want a one-world government. They are colluding with China and Russia and Europe for NWO.

>>52852096
I think a lot of people underestimate how much of that pandemic stimulus went into yoloing stocks.

>>52851443
>months out
I hope thats like 10 months out because we're having a strong rally in Q1 2023.

Well... I'm still making some money today, so I guess that's good...

I love when Bobo is confused about the markets, things turn around and he starts winning, only for it to reverse and be another bear trap

Bobo don't go to the stock market tomorrow if you know what's good for ya

KOLD is doing that thing again where it opens down bigly then pumps 10%+ to close

>>52852165
Yeah. Can't go to casinos, gotta scratch that gambling itch somehow.

>>52852165
>stocks
You mean crypto? Like when Luna crashed to 0, or FTX crashed to 0

FUUUUUUUCK
WHY DIDNT I DOUBLE DOWN ON SHORTING SILVERGATE

BOBO ARE YOU OK?
YOU OK?
YOU OK BOBO?

I fucked up and missed my interview today thinking it was scheduled for the 14th fuck my life god damn it its fucking over it was going perfect and my dumb fucking dyslexic ass ruined it

Its like the pump never happened...
From +160% to +3%

>>52852188
Same thing they're all derivatives of the NASDAQ

>>52852205
Tell them you're dyslexic and they have to offer you an accommodation. If they don't, sue them

>>52852176
Looks like i will have some Hams tomorrow.

>>52852205
kek how can you be this retarded? I've seen a ton of people lately miss interviews because they get days mixed up. Like set a reminder on your phone nigger kek.

>>52852133
I get the whole "dying for Israel" meme but this takes it to another dimension

>>52852176
Dow just fell 900 points. Mumu is always delusional

>>52852204
You were saying?

>>52851492
smg will forever be irrational when it comes to crypto due to butthurt. I would say the time to buy was 1-2 weeks ago but I think BTC will rally to about 25K in the next month or two. I don't track shitcoins like ETH and others.

>>52852205
Give them a call and tell them. Can't hurt at this point and they might be desperate for people.

>>52852221
I dated a kind of autistic librarian that missed her interview and still got hired. Probably just because she was hot.. anon is probably fucked

Mumu fucking shits, what's happening?

>>52852224
could be worse. He could think that the government didn’t mandate vaccines and then attempt to look smart only to get proven that they were in fact, a mentally ill faggot.

>>52852238
Depends on the job. If it's a low level job yes, anything above that, they'll laugh in your face. Also keep in mind they probably had multiple people scheduled to interview so he'll be at the bottom of the pile even if they agree to give him a second shot

>>52852238
he called me like 5 minutes after the start time and I told him that I believed the interview was Wednesday and it was a scheduling issue on my part. god I feel fucking dumb. they're allegedly trying to workout a reschedule for tomorrow with they hiring manager but idk. its a high level IT role so that might put things in my favor a bit but still...

>>52852224
It's because zoomers are all on medicinal amphetamines.. zooom zoom zoommmmmm oh shit why can't I remember stuff so good

>>52852205
Tell them you couldn't show up because you had to get your vaccine booster, and go get a vaccine booster.

>>52852204
>>52852231
>>52852244
Why are you freaking out over 0.1% moves

>>52852233
No reason to own scams until at least the start of QE even if the real stock market recovers sooner.
>t. Made all his money on crypto
There are like 5-10 non scams in the sector and that's being generous

Missed the chance to buy SOXS at 27
28
29

>>52852246
underrated post of the year

>>52852253
Are you still trying to act smart? I bet you think Twitter being bought by Elon was the worst thing to happen to democracy. Fucking mentally ill faggot

>>52852223
>>52852226
We both know, that hour final hour will be power.

End of day dump
yeeeaaaaa

>>52852253
Damage is done, it can't hurt to try.

This crab is stifling my enjoyment.

>>52852255
Or you could just chalk it up to the one schizo that's sperging out on me in the thread
>HE MISSED THE INTERVIEW BECAUSE OF THE VAXX!!!! EVERYTHING THAT HAPPENS FROM NOW UNTIL ETERNITY IS BECAUSE OF THE VAXX!!!!
This place cracks me up. I sometimes forget I share a general with legitimately schizo people

>>52852252
well good luck anon. I am sure they will laugh and understand. If not fuck em

>>52852227
If only you knew how bad it really is.

>>52852077
>they didn't mandate for the general public
Please stop the pilpul. Tell that to all the people who lost their jobs. I was inches away from losing mine.

>>52852288
>easy on the eyes, hard on the ears.
ain't that the truth.

>>52852288
Absolute chads.

>>52852233
Same thing as bonds, dividend stocks, aversion to leverage and options, etc.
>Yes the returns are objectively superior BUT the sense of superiority I get from pretending to be too smart for gains is greater than any monetary reward.

>>52852301
it was this schizo png typed up in ms word that convinced me of the truth

Im done with this crab i sold my calls , the market can pump now.

Bitcoin held its pump but guess the naswhack couldn’t.

>I was wrong and don’t want to admit I was wrong so everyone is schizo and my voice matters because of reasons
The only hilarious thing here is your ego and failed attempts of gas lighting.

>SEC director of enforcement is a poo
No wonder they next go after anyone, it’s over.

>>52852263
I think its far less than 5-10. I only trust BTC and classics like LTC and XMR. The 500% shitcoin pump days are over for good but there will still be good gains to be had in trading crypto correctly.

ASMB tranny how are you?
Arent you happy over your 5% today?
I wish you luck my friend

>>52851688
>The Chinese don't give a fuck about morality, or playing by the rules which is why they will surpass the United States as world super power as the united states is busy fighting over what is a woman.

chinese demographics are fucked. we've literally hit peak China already

Today must be one of the most Jewish market days in the last decade.

>>52851484
>>52851562
>>52851727
>>52851780
>>52852032
>>52852077
Just acknowledge you were wrong and being a mentally ill faggot.

>>52852301
https://rumble.com/v1zo09s-lt.-col.-dr.-teresa-longs-full-testimony-senator-johnsons-covid-19-vaccine-.html

http://www.modernaatx.com/refunds

>>52852298
>>52852298
>entire world plays mandatory authoritarian covid clown games for two fucking years
>dystopian as fuck. Absolutely objectively fucking hysterically retarded response
>print trillions of dollars
>murder thousands with ventilators before deciding not to use ventilators
>vax that doesn't work and is more harmful than the coof
>just stop fucking talking about it and move on to the next glownigger talking point
>don't remember the past or think about what happened goy
>make sure you sacrifice your sons foreskin to moloch

>>52852223
looks like a turd personified

>>52852301
>>52852382
>Lt. Col. Theresa M. Long, who serves as the brigade surgeon for the Army’s 1st Aviation Brigade, falsely wrote in an affidavit last week that the Pfizer vaccine is made of antifreeze.

“I cannot discern what form of alchemy Pfizer and the FDA have discovered that would make antifreeze into a healthful cure to the human body,” Long wrote.

The vaccines do not contain antifreeze. Long, like many vaccine skeptics and users on social media, claim the vaccines contain polyethylene glycol and that it is an active ingredient in antifreeze.

But, Ethylene glycol is actually the active ingredient in antifreeze. Polyethylene glycol is present in the COVID-19 vaccines. The ingredient is found in many commonly used products such as laxatives and pharmaceutical and cosmetic products.

Just admit you were wrong and are being a mentally ill faggot.

>>52851484
MRNA will be banned and sued out existence once people realize millions have died from covid vaccines.

Yes its real..no it's not depopulation nonsense.. it's just poor quality control and yeah many are fucked up. It's becoming impossible to hide the numbers and at some point...legal protections will be rolled back.

Wouldnt go anywhere near MRNA or PFE in fact I would buy way out of the money puts a few years out.

There is no way either of these companies survive the fallout. They will get spun off but the stocks will die.

So many have died but many more will die

Here's your market bro

We close red rofl and tomorrow Jerome tanks the market

Umm hello?

should i buy KOLD?

This thread needs nuked...lets hurry up and start over.

The vaccine contains chitin. The chitin causes the clots and other problems. When stroke and heart disease researchers want to induce an embolism, they inject chitin.

>>52852410
>Yes its real..no it's not depopulation nonsense.
this is where you're wrong, why else are they allowing these millions and millions of unvaccinated migrants across the southern boarder? it's literally to replace white people with spix and replace the millions they killed with their depopulation virus and depopulation vaccine.

What in the actual fuck is going on with my general?

>>52852409
Way to read the thread dumb fuck, I’m glad you chose this hill to die on. Maybe if you weren’t fucking so gun ho o. Responding and taking the time to read the thread you’d understand that the mentally ill faggot was pushing the idea there was no mandates for the vaccine, when there clearly was with documented mainstream sources describing the mandates. And here you come along with your keyboard warrior fighting fat fingers to lend a hand on the war of misinformation.
P.s. saying I’m rubber your glue doesn’t work outside the sand box, dumbfuck

>>52852444
>chitin
Fucking why? You vill inject zee bugs.

>>52852457
Off-topic...all of this vaccine shit is off-topic.

>>52852455
vaxxchuds getting a wake up call

Quick, everyone is talking about vaccines, what puts should I buy?

>>52852432
Ha, haven't seen that webm in a while
Was /smg/ on a High Quality streak? Or did we all just forget about it

There's even a stroke research group called CHITIN. They are mocking us

It actually has to do with ACE2 receptors.
>inb4 reddit

>>52852455
>your general
not your general, and we were discussing how the government is orchestrating their white replacement agenda through the usage of the corona virus vaccines and illegal immigration.
also filtered.

>>52852467
>get called out for being retarded
>I’m not retarded your just off topic
Buy MRNA or PFE you cuckhold. It’s all on topic

>>52852464
Reminder that glowies post obvious retardation like >>52852444 to discredit the antivax side.

>>52852410
The whole episode will be memoryholed and in 5 years time nobody will remember pfizer and moderna did any of this and will still trust the new meds they release.

>>52852423
Maybe. Depends how much of a bitch you are. It could go down bigly short term
>ahhhhh winter is cold here is a picture of a cold weather system ahhhh its snowing ahhhh

But it will be $20+ before February no cap frfr

>>52852455
autism untamed
join us

The spike protein is a psyop.

You VILL eat ze bugs!

>>52852475
It has been really low quality for the past week or two. US markets haven't moved.

>>52852464
Because it's a certainly foreign carbohydrate and thus is highly stimulatory to the immune system, but also chemically sturdy enough to stick around. That said he's wrong, there's no chitin in the vaccine, the issue is that the titer of covid spike protein produced by the vaccine is just way way too high, especially if the administrator fucks up and gets some or all of it into your circulatory system instead of intramuscular.

>>52852488
This is my general baggot, you're just a visitor here.
>>52852504
Gladly! A reminder, Russians did a study that showed drinking alcohol neutralizes the vaxx.

>>52852410
>it's just poor quality control
Top kek

Think about it.
Millions of people locked in their homes, shedding skin cells, eaten by dust mites, which are inhaled as chitin. Wearing the mask prevents dead cells from being expelled

>>52852523
Drinking alcohol doesnt repair damaged blood vessels.

>>52852540
It repairs damaged emotions though

I'll be shocked if the SPY closes below 406 today.

>>52852445
let's take advantage of the spics being catholic and rally their religious fervor into a jihad against the tribe that killed the son of the virgin mary

Chitin causes clots

>>52852523
Vodka science best science

>>52852445
Baggie I just want to say you're alright in my book.
Namefagging is still unforgivable, but eh..

>>52852538

>>52852409
Really? Because you can easily look up her affidavit and the only time polyethylene glycol is mentioned is not at all how you describe.

https://www.deepcapture.com/2021/09/affidavit-of-ltc-theresa-long-m-d-in-support-of-a-motion-for-a-preliminary-injunction-order/

>>52852550
no, lets give them guns and let them fight the north american nigger

>>52852550
Based. Race war now. Whites and spics need to link up because spics have family values but can still name the jew and don't have to apologize for slavery

Plus young Hispanic girls will let you cum inside of them which is pretty based

During an autopsy, they remove large clots that are a white fibrous substance with the consistency of calamari....chitin

>>52852445
They just want warm bodies who are willing to do farm labor. Without immigration farms would have to pay like 50 an hour for anyone to show up I bet

>>52852540
I'm just shit posting. It was something I read though.
>>52852560
You're a fool. Baggot is the greasiest, slimiest, kike, to ever curse this general and you will learn that sooner or later.

a bunch of crypto exchanges are melting down, people are losing billions of dollars - the damage is untold at the moment and the carnage is ongoing. multiple crypto exchanges are being shut down due to bank runs

is this bullish for the economy?

>>52852584
I have heeded your warning.

>>52852495

No it wont

Powerful people right now like ed Dowd are pushing the other way. Japan is close to banning it

You do not memoryhole tens of thousands of heart attacks in children

Honestly, I'm loving this edition of /smg/.

>>52852562
Yea they love to twist words for people that arent actually going to read the source for themselves.

>>52852584
It would explain why my Uncle seems to largely been unaffected by his covid shot. Got drunk the day he took it.

>>52852582
That's not what chitin looks like you fucking idiot. It's scar tissue from inflammatory damage to the endothelium due to excessive foreign antigens in circulation

>>52852583
>They just want warm bodies who are willing to do farm labor
this is a myth, they can automate the fucking farms. they want more democratic voters, just listen to chuck the schmuck schumer. https://www.themainewire.com/2022/11/chuck-schumer-calls-for-citizenship-for-all-illegal-aliens/

>>52852596
>crypto
Who gives a shit? Crypto's total market cap is probably like 15 Walmarts.

>>52852596
Biden already had to give 36 billion to a pension.

>>52852596
In the long run yes actually. It's a very healthy correction that all the scams are deflating.

>>52852620
that’s ukraines economy. Think like 15 ukraines

>>52852629
Oh yeah, right.

>>52852617
They COULD automate farms but that costs money and requires effort. Instead they can have slaves and then make taxpayers foot the bill for their gibs.

>>52852603
I never took the Vax. Sorry. Maybe I would have if you didn't threaten me.. Gaslight me.. try to get me fired from work

Everyone that participated in the covid game should be publicly shamed and everyone that orchestrated it should be lynched

The jannies here should be fucking lynched too.. banned me a 100 fucking times for saying I wouldn't be threatened into taking an experimental mrna gene therapy shot

>>52852606
There is literally no reason to take it but for the people that did they should have drank the day they took it like your uncle. Your uncle is a survivor.

You know they have been secretly adding bugs to processed food for years, right?

Baking

>>52852637
That crap would have been over in like a month without billions worth of western Armory.
The "racists" at wellas Fargo were right and actually based

>>52852640

They want them here

It brings labor costs down..thus inflation

Simple as

You would have to politically push another trump or a desantis in to get that reversed. At this point anybody worried about demographics needs to be organizing for isolation and secession and not correction of the problem.

The problem is too far gone

>>52852665
WF sucks, though.

t. WF customer

>>52852432
>>52852455

>>52852665
Well yeah but at that point you've given up geopolitical power and credibility on the world stage and dictators would be pushing for more. If Ukraine had fell in the initial strike, then yeah, the West wouldn't have a choice in the regard but they didn't so yeah, complete reversal compared to Afghanistan.

>>52852665
Lord forbid we want the aggressor in a blatant land grab to lose.

>>52852670
yep, just find a trad gookfu house wife who can cook bugs really well and stay prepared for what's to come.

>>52852670
Neither of them really did anything. It won't stop until you cease dangling citizenship and actively use corporal punishment like caning on illegal migrants and the farmers will NOT be happy if immigration is meaningfully cut

so bulls, which of you took profits?
if inflation is over like you said.. where did that rally go?

I swear fathands is a /biz/ jannie. Every time he shows up I catch bans/warnings

>>52852671
I know, but they refused to take niggers as customers and generally not trustworthy.
i believe its the bank with the worst customer experience XD

>>52852580
where do i find these young hispanic girls?

>>52852708
Wouldn't be shocking. He's always talking about taking overtime and earning extra dollars.

>>52852692
Not ur bussiness.
Its Jew country, if Zeleky the faggot stayed neutral and didnt pushed towards eu and nato nothing would have happend.

Baking...

>>52852665
>>52852671
>WF sucks, though

Can confirm. WF help up PPP to get out of being regulated by the government for their bull shit from ‘07-‘08. They also opened up fake accounts in their customer’s names to help out their balance sheet a few years ago. I would leave WF except I can’t get a line of credit for my business elsewhere and every bank is just as bad.

bros we're warming up for shower hour

>>52852699

Desantis has been crazy in florida about pushing them out. If he took national office I have zero doubt mass deportations would be a thing.

Desantis does not play on things he says.

Trump I could trust to slow it down

>>52852767
Praise Desantis

>>52852759
Where did you find a japanese woman frog picture?

>>52852722
>*snicker*
Don’t you know?
>*stifled guffaw*
The janitors here…
>*HA!*
DONT EARN ANYTHING!!!

THEY WORK FOR FREE!!!!

BAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>52852767
Why the fuck do we have to deport them? Can't we just make being in the country illegally punishable with the death penalty, and just fucking kill every fucking illegal. I bet we only have to do a couple hundred and they'll get the point and stop fucking coming here illegally.

>>52852772

He does everything he says he is going to do. He brutally resisted mandated. Legalized weed mostly. Locked niggers in jail and threw keys.

He is definately my guy

>>52852800
>>52852800
>>52852800

>>52852540
>>52852556
>>52852606
>>52852523
>Russians did a study that showed drinking alcohol neutralizes the vaxx.
ETOH (Ethanol, i.e. recreational alcohol) is actually the antidote for antifreeze ingestion. That's not even speculation, tthat's well known.
https://calpoison.org/news/diagnosis-treatment-ethylene-glycol-antifreeze-ingestion

>>52852794
technically you could but white women would get big sad so you don't because white pussy rules the world

OMG IT'S THE NEW MATT LEVINE NEWSLETTER IT'S HERE

>>52851698
I've been paper trading 0dte up and down during a given day and doing imaginary well. What should I expect to be different under actual trading circumstances (because I expect something will be different, but do not know what).

>>52852945
your emotions

>>52852945
it will spike your emotions more and you will be much more prone to bad decisions
you don't learn much from paper trading and winning, you get a whole lot of confirmation bias and are actually much more likely to lose big when you switch

>>52851594
topkek
>>52851638
Shut up, UE.

>>52852976
>>52852999
Yes, I actually keep this in mind while doing it, and try to feel it being as real as possible. I have seen times that I would have panic sold, and seen times that I should have.

The biggest fear I have right now is how likely is it to be able to exit a trade when I want, on SPY (with its volume)?

>>52851739
>things keep getting more expensive
After a smooth 8%+ broad increase over the past year...
Or in other words:
After prices adjusted for trillions of money printing, THEY KEEP GOING UP!

>>52852735
1. Russia doesn't get to decide who its neighbors ally with
2. Ukraine has been trying to get into NATO for 8 years and we were never going to let them
3. Zelensky is a fag and a kike but he has absolutely nothing to do with Ukrainians not wanting to be ruled by fucking Russia