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>> No.52848689
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52848689

I sold premarket

>> No.52848691
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This Thread wont age well..

>> No.52848695
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WHOA BLACK BETTY

>> No.52848698

You have fought bravely mumutards. But time for honorable surrender. We both know how this will end.

>> No.52848700
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>>52847504

>> No.52848701

Nth for Skechers and the value-conscious footwear market

>> No.52848702
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52848702

From+3% to +2% , bobros...

>> No.52848704
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52848704

>hyperinflation doomers

>> No.52848705
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52848705

I'm up 20% on OIS(oil)
should I sell

>> No.52848715
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52848715

>muh bearmarket

>> No.52848716
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52848716

SOX and SPY gapped above the 200 SMA.
the strategy says you should be 100% fully invested in UPRO or SOXL until it's below again.

>> No.52848717

>>52848698
It's going to end with SOXL at 20 EOY.

>> No.52848721
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Bullbros this is it, the final push!

>> No.52848723
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52848723

She's all over the place today.

>> No.52848727

>>52848701
>young men entering 30s who don't want to spend more than $60 on shoes
You dont actually wear sketchers do you? You can find all sorts of name brand sneakers 40-50% off at Marshalls or Ross. Theres also a brand called Aldo that makes very fashionable sneakers with no logos. But its a fast fashion thing so while the aesthetic is nice the quality of the shoes are not the greatest but I still rock a few pairs I bought a few years ago.

Please dont wear sketchers.

>> No.52848730

>nobody will ever know i was the smartest person in the last thread and i must now reassert my dominance
bros i don't have the energy

>> No.52848734

>>52848705
>sub 1b company

>> No.52848737

>bought NVDA @ $125

I am smarter than fucking all of you

>> No.52848749
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52848749

>W
>DDOG
>SOXL

yep I'm having a good day

>> No.52848751

>>52848730
ok

>> No.52848760

Check yields. We're getting awfully close to the collapse. 3 month and 1 month are about to finally invert the rest of the curve.

>> No.52848765

>bought soxl at 13 and bagholded for months
>bought soxs at 36 and will now be bagholding for months
Its all so tiresome

>> No.52848770

>>52848765
git gud kid

>> No.52848771

>>52848765
I'm with ya brother

>> No.52848778
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52848778

>wake up to christmas rally
>sell order sold so +12k up for the year
This is nice.

>> No.52848780
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>>52848678
No it's gonna crash tomorrow

>> No.52848781

Really need to learn how to inverse myself.
If anyone wants to learn what I do lmk and you can do the inverse and make millions.

>> No.52848782

Holy shit how is TSLA still red lol

>> No.52848783

>>52848760
This is good though? Obviously in 10 years the federal reserve has a higher chance of paying than now?

>> No.52848791
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>>52848716
I love herg

>> No.52848793

>>52848782
Musk is still dumping shares

>> No.52848798

>>52848760
>30Y inverted with Fed Funds
lol

>> No.52848801

>>52848781
post about it

>> No.52848802

>>52848765
SOXL and SOXS are just too volatile
Just play with TQQQ and SQQQ. Less volatility and you can profit just as much when NASDAQ pump/dump

>> No.52848803
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>>52848716
this was a pretty big pump in a short period though it could just go back down again

>> No.52848805
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52848805

i have been.. be pooped.

>> No.52848811

>>52848678
idk why i opened a spy short but i did... i guess because this is the same level it topped off last week...

>> No.52848812
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>>52848734
find another question to sully, you evil rat

>> No.52848813

>>52848782
not once has over delivered on car production. competition going to eat them alive since he didnt achieve enough market share
he's also being a cunt and losing investor confidence

>> No.52848814
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>>52848791
is it time?

>> No.52848817

Buying big time on this dip, don’t be retarded anon

>> No.52848820

>>52848760
>the whole curve inverted
Loving Every Laugh

>> No.52848819

>>52848782
>First major Electric car company so short up
>Now other big Auto manufacturers are making electric cars, so their market share dominance is gone
>Elon tied himself to the company and any ill will towards him/Twitter is now a factor in Tesla stock

Makes sense.

>> No.52848827

>>52848803
in which case you'd have a reasonably tight stop loss that triggers when the 200 SMA is breached
the biggest thing to worry about is the looming fed meeting, which is tomorrow. i honestly have no idea what direction it may go.
>>52848814
>>52848791
lumposting is permitted above the 200 SMA

>> No.52848828

>>52848782
He's an anti-semite

>> No.52848835

>>52848819
The pajeets will forever pump tsla.

>> No.52848836
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>>52848691
Based bobro.

Mumus don't know what's coming. It's going to be devastating and unlike these scam pumps, it's going to last for months.

>> No.52848842

The sacred law of the universe mandates SOXL baggies be eternally heemed.

>> No.52848847

>>52848835
But why?

>> No.52848848

>>52848827
which 200 SMA though? SOXX isn't the actual underlying as far as i know

>> No.52848849

i'm on my last legs... shill me something bros

>> No.52848850

>>52848813
>>52848819
I know, but it's been one of the biggest overvalued memes in the market. The fact that it can't post gains on a day like today is a pretty strong signal that the end is nigh.
Might finally be time to short this shit.

>> No.52848853

Is it too late to get in on DOLE?

>> No.52848858
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>>52848689
Sir. This way to the premarket.

>> No.52848859

>>52848849
MULN

>> No.52848864
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Spy will be at 340 by Feb.

>> No.52848865

>>52848848
ICESEMI is the underlying. tracks SOX extremely close. also above 200 SMA albiet not as far.
SOXX is a completely different ETF.
all based on the 'leverage for the long run' paper that says buy and hold leveraged ETFs above 200 SMA, and sell everything below.

>> No.52848876

>>52848847
Its become a status symbol for them. Like every pajeet Ive met owns or will own a tsla.

>> No.52848878
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Bobros will be vindicated.

>> No.52848880
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>>52848716
>the strategy
What strategy?

>> No.52848881

https://twitter.com/JavierBlas/status/1602672291330101248
kek that fucker biden released 4.7m barrels from the SPR to bring down the price before the fomc and cpi
you've got to be retarded not to buy the dip

>> No.52848892
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52848892

I hope Nestle crashes.

Meta too.

>> No.52848895

I have 90 shares of SQQQ at 45. What will happen to me in the next few months

>> No.52848898
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>>52848727
My work/"dress" shoes are Aldos, I agree they're a good brand. I'm telling you though, their new focus on stuff like pic rel which is essentially a knockoff of Hey Dudes/advanced Sanucks, along with New Balance knockoffs, boat shoes, all that casual/slip on stuff is genuinely good bang for the buck. If you haven't been on their website ever/in a decade then maybe browse it sometime, sure there's still the chunky single mom waitress/weirdo overweight highschool male math teacher shoes but there's also a lot of solid options. Like I said though this is purely anecdotal from me, my friend group, traveling business-types I see in airports when I do my own business travel, and early stage Boomers. Would like to learn how to do a proper analysis on the company but not sure where to start

>> No.52848899
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52848899

Who else getting fucking rekt rn

>> No.52848900

>>52848827
A 75% chance of a 50bps hike is priced in.
When that chance goes to 100% we pump.

>> No.52848903

>>52848716
Top signal. Buying puts now.
Captcha:0SMGTH

>> No.52848904

Bulls sweating profusely and on suicide watch.

>> No.52848906

>>52848881
They've been releasing SPR all month.

>> No.52848908

>>52848850
you phrased it weirdly then , but i agree. not opening a short though, i dont touch stocks that decouple with reality that hard and it's already dropped a fair bit.

i dont think it's a bad play though, just out of my comfort zone.

>> No.52848913

>>52848898
Okay, chud

>> No.52848915

>>52848895
Your going to get gaped

>> No.52848917
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>>52848898
>grandpa looking shoes
>chad

>> No.52848918

>>52848895
you’ll piss and shit. maybe even cum.

>> No.52848920

HOLD THE LINE MARINES
>HOLD THE LINE MARINES
HOLD THE LINE MARINES
>HOLD THE LINE MARINES

>> No.52848922
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>>52848727
>>52848898
New Balance knockoff I mentioned, probably idk $30 cheaper than NBs themselves

>> No.52848923

>>52848782
Tesla became the Musk index and his cult of personality is losing lustre with his customer base, that being wealthy urbanites.

>> No.52848927

>>52848895
Either lots of profit or a reverse split

>> No.52848929

>>52848798
Yield curves don't mean anything. Bond traders priced in a recession that isn't happening. The economy is strong. Inflation is over. Up only.

>> No.52848930
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>Top signal. Buying puts now.

>> No.52848932

>>52848906
even more reason to buy the dip then
it's played out now

>> No.52848938
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52848938

No one talking about MRNA?

>> No.52848939

>>52848881
>No one responding with the 1984 calendar
Twitter is disappointing

>> No.52848940 [DELETED] 

That was it. That was the top.

>> No.52848945
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>>52848899
sorry i was just pretending to be bearish for shitposting purposes

>> No.52848946
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>>52848892
nestle is opening up shop in Ukraine
they know that the plans for o
it to become the new israel after the war

>> No.52848950

i bought soxl at the top this morning and i'm already down 7%

>> No.52848951
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>>Top signal. Buying puts now.

>> No.52848955
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>>52848678
That sure was fun huh

>> No.52848957
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>>52848930
Capitulate mumu. You know how this ends.

>> No.52848958

my puts will be green by EOD, CPI really means we are going into a depression

>> No.52848959
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52848959

>our market pumps
>rest of the world follows
We truly are the best aren't we?

>> No.52848961

>>52848950
Thanks, champ

>> No.52848963
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52848963

>He bought the top

>> No.52848968

WTF IS SPY DOING STOP RIGHT NOW

>> No.52848969

I don't even know if I'm bullish or bearish at this point.
All I do know is that I'm an idiot for buying some things at market open.
I also know that I'm an idiot for thinking I'm an idiot for buying thing at market open.
I also also know that I'm an idiot for thinking I'm an idiot for thinking I'm an idiot...
What does this converge to?

>> No.52848971
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52848971

Tp before its too late mumu

>> No.52848972

>>52848957
i'm 100% cash right now lol!

>> No.52848973
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>>52848929

>> No.52848974

YOU STILL CAN GET OUT MUMU

>> No.52848981

where are we going

>> No.52848983
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>>52848957
hahahha this is great!

>> No.52848985

>>52848981
0

>> No.52848988

>>52848969
It all leads back to the jews.

>> No.52848991

Core inflation went up again, why would this be a pivot signal for Powell?

>> No.52848992

>>52848727
Sketchers makes good cheap work shoes for working class people who need protection from fluids and non-skid soles.

>> No.52848994
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SPY ends the day under 400.

>> No.52848998

>>52848938
i dont fuck with biotech. whyd they moon?

>> No.52849000

The pump is fading my basterds

>> No.52849002
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>>52848974
I already sold, let it dip so I can slurp.

>> No.52849004

>>52848895
I don't think it's looking too good for bobos, fren.

>> No.52849005

>inflation is slowing
>core inflation is rising
isn't that a bad sign?

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>> No.52849013

>>52848974
SHUT THE FUCK UP DUMB BEAR
I HATE YOU
YOURE NOT MY REAL DAD

>> No.52849014
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>>52849000
The volume isn't there.

>> No.52849020
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Keep coping bobo.Licking all your tears

>> No.52849024
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what do you dividend investors think of QYLD? I know theyre distributions not dividends but it feels like a good time to buy for actual growth

>> No.52849030

Fuck I got greedy and queue sell my TQQQ at 24.5
Why the pump so weak and now it is going to 23. I thought we were supposed to pump at least 5% off the JPM forecast

>> No.52849034
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calm down bobos, now is not the time for fear
that comes later

>> No.52849035

>>52848898
nobody cool or attractive wears these shoes. for some middling IT monkey trying to look snazzy for the office but has no idea what goes into it

>> No.52849036

>>52848892
yeah I've been thinking about shorting meta. toughts?

>> No.52849038

>>52849024
its shit, been proven many times here and elsewhere.

>> No.52849041

>>52849030
You know its gonna pump tomorrow.right?

>> No.52849051
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52849051

That was pretty good news today and all they did was blow out puts and now the euphoria is gone? I'm not fucking with JPOW tomorrow

KOLD
TMF
YANG

>> No.52849053

We are going down again my bastards

>> No.52849055

>>52848898
If you wear these shoes with dress clothes, kys. Absolute snoy energy

>> No.52849056

Does anybody else get the feeling that the market purposely fucks you over?

>> No.52849058
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SOXLbros, I thought we were back, what happened?

>> No.52849060

I'd never willingly pay for a pair of sketchers shoes. Never.

I do however purchase Dole products.

>> No.52849063

>>52849038
yea but why is it shit? is it just the capital depreciation from selling atm calls?

>> No.52849065
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>>52849024
It may have a high Dividend yeild but that chart is all over the place, I don't trust it.

>> No.52849074

>>52849056
It's real in my mind.

>> No.52849086

>>52849056
This is a known fact anon. They have your personal info and the algos are always watching.

>> No.52849087
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4150 rejected , 4100 brutally rejected

>> No.52849089

>>52849056
jews

>> No.52849091
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>>52849058
I sold premarket

>> No.52849092

>>52849063
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XRIua6ac__A

>> No.52849094

>>52849056
That means you don't know wtf you're doing.

>> No.52849095

>>52849065
dont think the distributions are considered dividends, just income.

>> No.52849097
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52849097

What do you guys put in your HSA?

>> No.52849096

>>52849005
yeah it means that the costs for producers are going higher, just as the consumers are paying less. It means that the profit margins are getting squeezed and will be reflected in the earnings. People buying this pump are unironically faggots, and deserve their fate. I fully anticipate we will be at least balls deep, possibly even up to our necks in recession withing another couple months. Just wait for Jay to say the r word. Not recession, wait for him to tell us to run.

>> No.52849103

>>52849051
>the bad news wasn't as bad as projected
I still don't see why this would be good news, core inflation at above 6% and rising. Powell's current terminal rate is almost 1% possibly 2% under neutral at this pace.

>> No.52849105

>>52849056
only a broken market would let the someone accurately predict future prices

>> No.52849110
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>>52849092
thanks anon

>> No.52849111

>>52849097
I don't have one. You can't get an HSA without having insurance.

>> No.52849118

>>52849097
a conservative investment of 100% soxl

>> No.52849123

>>52849095
Oh? My chart says 12.13% Div yeild, but then because it's an ETF that might just be how it's represented.

Either way numbers far above 4% tend to raise eyebrows, they aren't sustainable. You CAN get them, but watch their history carefully.

>> No.52849128

>>52849097
I'm on my wifes insurance but medical insurance is a scam for the most part if you're below ~40.

>> No.52849138

Welp looks like the honeymoon period for this pump is ending already lmao. Hope you cashed in those calls mumu, reality check soon.

>> No.52849139

>>52849123
nothing on the nasdaq really pays a dividend, so there's no way youre getting 12% dividends on that index.

>> No.52849141
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Sell mumu it's over

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>>52849091
Hello cashgang

>> No.52849146

>>52849139
it's a meme covered call distribution ETF on the NASDAQ

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52849148

s-stop mang

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>>52849058
SOXL faggots get what they deserve

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>>52849056
Yeah but I somehow got the call to puts portion perfectly today.

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>>52849103
I've been a giga bear the last month and even I admit a 0.1 print is really good. It really could mean Powell doesn't have to hike anymore because the 0.0/0.1/0.4/0.4/0.1 from the last 5 months is on track for 2% yearly goal for the fed.

Just buy TMF leaps

>> No.52849159

>>52849148
>sold SOXL calls for profit
>rebuying SOXL calls
Lmao no, make me.

>> No.52849161

>>52849148
Spy goes sub 400 by eod. Maybe far lower. Then the real dump to ~380 happens by EOW.

>> No.52849162

>>52849056
with _____ you lose

>> No.52849165

>Sell my 300 shares of SOXL for $12.26
>Goes to $14.50 today
I hate Jews.

>> No.52849166

>>52849105
Interesting take.

>> No.52849171

>>52849145
Make sure to move that into something with yield. TD default cash account yields are dogshit.

>> No.52849175

>>52849153
found the guy that missed the best performing asset in a 5 year period last year
lmao

>> No.52849178

>>52849154
congrats you’ll be entering 5 figure hell today

>> No.52849179

>>52849161
Don't forget the spike tomorrow when Powell speaks, then another dump straight to eow.

>> No.52849183
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52849183

fake news
fake metrics
fake pump
fake market
fake economy

>> No.52849188

>>52849171
fidelity money market funds are almost pushing 4% now
there's cash gang and then theres shoving it under your mattress like a boomer

dude is missing out on a few thousand dollars being retarded

>> No.52849190

nature is healing.

>> No.52849193
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>>52849179
>>52849179
You think thatll make it spike?!

Also what time does he speak tomorrow? I could buy some 0dte calls tomorrow morning I guess

>> No.52849202

>>52849183
fake tits

>> No.52849208

>>52849157
It's a .2 monthly print on an already high core inflation rate, if 2% is the target either Powell is a liar and we're targeting 5% or terminal rates have to go up again.

>> No.52849215
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>>52849171
>>52849188
Not planning on holding it for long...

>> No.52849226

>>52849215
considering they pay out monthly, still dude
hell the fidelity brand new CD rate for 3 month is 4.35%

>> No.52849233

>>52849157
what date are you buying your leaps for?

>> No.52849236

why are we dumping bros
what can powell possibly say to make it dump harder tomorrow?

>> No.52849244
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52849244

>boomer fund managers selling before Fed meeting

Every single time.

>> No.52849256

>>52849236
>"You fucking retards stop pumping. I told you last time that we were keep raising rates. So yes inflation went down but core inflation went up. I'm bumping up the interest rate again and all you coping bears need to learn a lesson."

>> No.52849262

SOXS is going to be above 30 again by the end of the day.
I never have money in my account when this happens

>> No.52849263

>>52849183
And when everything's fake!

...Nothing is.

>> No.52849265
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52849265

*tap tap tap

10% rate increase effectively immediately inflation is NOT trans

no questions.

>> No.52849275

>>52849188
At 50k, most he's missing out on is like $200 a month. Considering he just cashed out that 50k, it's not like you can expect anyone to move their money immediately. I was just offering a general warning.
No idea how long the other 27k was sitting around for, though it must've been least 2 days given it's been swept into their bank network. TD only yields 0.3% on cash balances last I checked.

>> No.52849279

>>52849236
>I remain committed to my duty as fed chairman, and bound by law, to bring inflation to heel and I will do it come hell or high water, not matter the consequences.

>I've heard a lot of talk about a "pivot" (uses hands for apostrophes) and let me tell you, it's not going to happen.

>> No.52849285

I don’t know bulls….you might have bought the top again

>> No.52849289
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>>52849215
I guess, but I can make 4% easy peasy.

>> No.52849293

now THAT is a fooking short squeeze hook bruh

>> No.52849297
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>>52849154
nice performance though

>> No.52849298
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>>52849233
TMF $11 5/19/2023 Call. You can maybe wait until after FOMC tomorrow for a cheaper entry but they should be free money if you have patience

>>52849208
0.2 average over the last 5 months is really close to the pace JPOW wants. 0.5 projected coming in at 0.1 was pretty big boost for the pivot narrative I'm not gonna lie. I'm not a bull yet but I wouldn't fuck with puts right now either. TMF and betting against the chinks feels safer

>> No.52849305

>>52849289
Sorry
>>52849226

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>>52849056
bought n sold a poot for +40 dollars but If I held a bit longer it would've been +240 dollars

>> No.52849337

limit down

>> No.52849340
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52849340

FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU

i MADE SO MUCH SELLING PUTS AND THIS FUCKER GOES FROM BEING UP 8% TO DOWN ON THE DAY

>> No.52849346

>inflation is at only 7.1%!!!!!
>this means you should unload your cash into the market!!!!
clown ass market. the full effect of the interest rates won't even hit until 2023. variable mortgages are already fucked. fixed are coming up for renewals. add in inflationary pressures on staples and discretionary income dries up massively. at the same time unemployment is ramping up. there's so many reasons not to get into the market right now but everyone seems to be celebrating. fuck the herd.

>> No.52849348

>>52849285
I can assure you I did.
I do it without fail.

>> No.52849358
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52849358

>>52849188
>>52849226
>>52849226

Robinhood gold pays 3.75% to park your cash.. it's not tied up at all and it's calculated daily.. you can get a debit card and use it as a checking account if you wanted. If you have your money sitting in a bank account you are getting jewed

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52849364

>>52849346
Quit asking questions.

>> No.52849367

>>52849298
sounds like a good call. I need to wait for new money to clear into my account first though...

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52849374

>>52849358
why the fuck would you trust robinhood to park your cash

>> No.52849376

>>52849346
Priced in. The market is forward looking always.

>> No.52849381

>big boi algos again playing retailtards like a fiddle

>> No.52849386

>>52849358
You don't keep the majority of your money in Robinhood, right Anon? You just keep a bit of your spare cash in there, right?

>> No.52849389

>>52849265
Every time he hikes the market pumps on the day of, even on the day they hiked terminal rates by like 2% we had a pump on the day and only dumped in AH. I have no idea what's going on anymore and have just been sitting fixed income the entire year because seemingly the more bearish the news, the greater the rally. We're going to be seeing negative risk premiums soon at these stock valuation and bond yield levels, and yet the market rallies more.

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52849401

>>52849374
>you

>> No.52849408
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>>52849374
come on binance and ftx are much better
who actually believes that crap XD

>> No.52849412

>>52849358
>rh
why anon?

>> No.52849425

lol MARA is such a piece of shit - it was up something like 6%, now it's in the red, holy shit what a cancerous mineshit

>> No.52849429
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52849429

>go away name

>> No.52849433

>>52849425
all those scam bitcon miners heading to their natural and appropriate price of 0

>> No.52849438

>sold the tippity toppity
thanks frens

>> No.52849441
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52849441

>b-b-but rh is trash anon
All the brokers are trash. The market is trash. The currency itself is trash lmao. Imagine actually thinking you're one step ahead.

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52849443

>>52849358
> park your cash
>Robinhood
Does Robinhood have a HODL mode feature too?

>> No.52849444

>>52849401
"Hmm yes, the person advising that I not put all my cash in a third party service with a spotty history is just an NPC!"

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>>52849374
>>52849386
>>52849412

>haha remember that one time they halted game stocks
>what a bad company I would rather pay fidelity (((fees))) and keep my money in a bank account getting 0.025% APY
>those guys are reliable

Look faggots it's your money do whatever you want

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52849448

>>52849408
>cryptopit
Who said that? who the fuck said that?

>> No.52849453
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52849453

I SLEPT THROUGH THE POP
THAT WAS THE PERFECT TIME TO BUY PUTS AND I FUCKING MISSED IT

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52849462

>>52849358
so in order to not get jewed you have to put your pretty colored paper into a computer screen and give it to Goldberg. where he pays you 1/2 the inflation rate and can poof your money at any time just by calling you an antisemite with no proof whatsoever.

>> No.52849466
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52849466

>>52849401
>trusting robinhood with your money for less interest than government debt

>> No.52849472

>>52849443
It does not and it's FDIC insured up to $250,000

I withdraw money all the time and it has never taken more than 2 days for them to send $10,000 to my bank

>> No.52849475

>>52849444
spotty history how...and dont tell me about that gme shit because then the brokers that are "safe" did the sames things that day too. 4chan really is full of retards and coming here fucking angers me. just dumb cattle

>> No.52849476

>>52849447
>3 month treasury bills at 4.5%, risk free higher returns
>nah I'll go with the scam company instead

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>>52849154
Well played bro, I made a decent amount today too. Wanted to buy puts when we hit the peak but I wasn't able to due to PDT restrictions

>> No.52849483

>>52849472
while that is true, it's also a pain in the ass to get your money back in bankruptcy. you cant trade while it's in limbo. do i think it's likely they go under? no. but even if they get acquired it can cause inconvenience. id rather have it in a normal broker

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52849485

>>52848812

>> No.52849486

The market is overly skittish about Powell tomorrow. Won't be as hawkish as people think. Today's MoM print was in line with historical pre-Covid trends and nearly the 2% target CPI the Fed aims for. Expect Powell to moderate market expectations and provide cautiously dovish guidance which will lead to a massive EOD rally tomorrow (and we will close above current levels today). Cap this and you're welcome.

>> No.52849489

>>52849476
holy shit that's 18% per year

>> No.52849499

>>52849447
>Has never heard of a Credit Union
>Keeps all his eggs in one basket
>Rallies against gov interference/dependence but then says "Oh it's FDIC insured so the gov will help me"

>> No.52849501

>>52849489
4.5% is annualized friend

>> No.52849506

>>52849489
bro

>> No.52849510

>>52849476
Those are also an amazing option compared to "cash gang" retards. The point is you should be doing something and there are tons of ways to be making 3-4% with varying levels of immediate access to the cash

>>52849462
FDIC insured up to $250,000. 3.75% is better than stuffing it under your mattress. Buy treasury notes or some shit if you are schizo

>> No.52849511

>>52849489
that's already the yearly yield, it's adjusted to annual yield just like how 20 year ones don't valuate on a 20 year basis

>> No.52849513

>>52849030
The day isn't over yet.

>> No.52849515

>>52849447
>one time
Everyones been there once, if youve there twice having been there once...I cant help you.

>> No.52849520
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>>52849485
That's it, how do I short JBP?

>> No.52849523
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52849523

>>52849489
Hopefully this is bait

>> No.52849525

feels like 2023 would be best spent in GICs, HISA and maybe some safe(er) preferred shares for better tax treatment. that is of course if you got your money out of the market before shit hit the fan.

>> No.52849536
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>>52849513
Yes we are going down 2% more by EOD.

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52849538

>>52849523
it's 50/50 desu lad

>> No.52849548

>>52849520
Just short the entire western world instead

>> No.52849563

>>52849523
4.5% in 3 months is 18% per year

>> No.52849569

>>52849499
I have a credit union as a bank. They fucking suck ass. I keep like $2,000 in there max, everything else stays invested

>>52849483
They financials in the last quarterly report were the best in company history. I'm not concerned about the risk but all you faggots seem to really care about crypto and gamestop and all this other reddit shit I could give zero fucks about

>> No.52849573

>>52849485
was he always this crazy?

>> No.52849578

Well at least it's turned the corker and is going back up again.

>> No.52849582

>>52849569
Oh good, I was worried you kept ALL your money in RobinHood.

Carry on.

>> No.52849585

>>52849563
weewww ladd

>> No.52849590

>>52849515
I don't trade meme stocks and scam pump and dumps dude.. literally not my fucking problem

>> No.52849592

tlt and tmf if you actually like money

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>>52849563

>> No.52849596
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52849596

Tomorrow Powell speech

>> No.52849608

>>52849425
>>52849433
I’m holding MARA but my average price is 5.15. Once it gets to $7 or $8 I’m gonna doomp it

>> No.52849615

>>52849592
>long the pop in bonds
>not short the pop in trash

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>>52849569
>all you faggots seem to really care about crypto and gamestop
You dont know us at all do you?!

>> No.52849626

>>52849615
why not both?

>> No.52849646

With Oil, energy and commodities trending down or remaining this ridiculously cheap it was highly likely that the inflation numbers would come in
>lower than expected.
Positive m/m inflation still is something to keep an eye one since it means that all of the 8-10% broad rise we have seen over the past year still remains in the system.
But of course we'll hear the retarded screeching soon that there is literally no more inflation and everything's cheap again, yet the price increases during the past 12 to 16 month are still there.

Literally fuck your living expanses.

>> No.52849656

>>52849573
No. Don’t do benzos. They will fry your brain.
Microdose shrooms instead

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>>52849592
I'll be picking up TMF tomorrow when mumus pump the scam
>t. moms little wolf on wall street

>> No.52849662

>>52849646
shill me on JEPI, schizo

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52849666

>>52849569
>all you faggots seem to really care about crypto and gamestop and all this other reddit shit I could give zero fucks about
That's just baggie.

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52849665

>>52849615
Zoom out on TLT.. it's down 58% from its peak.. 3x TMF... TMF Calls...

>>52849619
>buys SIGA after it 10xs
>never sell
>baghold all the way down
>post thesis about 100x

I think I know you guys pretty well

>> No.52849675

>>52849573
Seems so. He wrote that in the 90s. One of the most disturbing things I've read.

>> No.52849683

>>52849666
it does seem like him, thanks for the heads up satan

>> No.52849684

I hate Coinbase so damn much bros.

>> No.52849687

>>52849662
It's literally free money until it isn't.

>> No.52849695

>want to be an investor
>do research
>buy good companies
>stock goes +50%
>URGE TO SELL
How does this shit work?

>> No.52849696

>>52849665
hehe okay yeah gay sex was us. I dont listen to /smg/ though so I never hoped onboard.

>> No.52849699

>>52849665
>TLT
Still heavily overvalued.
Yields about 100 full basis points less than 10y treasuries do (at current prices) at the moment.

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>>52849687
that was perfect schizo advice, thank you

>> No.52849720

>>52849569
>down 70% from its ipo
>best company in history
good baits but you ruined it with that

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>>52849695
working as intended
it just works
that's how

>> No.52849731

>>52849695
retail are stupid and sell early on winners and sell late on losers.

>> No.52849733

once again i sold soxl for pennies instead of having the balls to hold.

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>>52849666
This is the kind of post I would expect from small dicked bitch ass nigga from the reddit

>> No.52849741

>>52849695
how do i reasearch.

>> No.52849742

>>52849662
>>52849687

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=_PxN8J9WQnc

Here is a guy breaking down the JEPI prospectus so you guys don't have to act like it's magical witchcraft. The yield isn't going anywhere. It's a great investment and the biggest "risk" is that it will underperform in a bull market but it over performs in crab or bear

>> No.52849743

any chance we rebound to test the highs again or is this rally dead until FOMC?

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>>52849742
its more fun if its magical witchcraft though

>> No.52849751

Even if oil is down I guess natural gas will save my energy stocks earnings this quarter. Go brap gas go

>> No.52849752

>>52849608
I'm holding bitfarms god damn it, down 45%

>> No.52849757

What's going on with TSLA computer? Aren't those cuck faces at plebvit gonna slurp?

>> No.52849760

>>52849738
Really pissed you off huh?

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>>52849743
crab until FOMC then dump
screencap this
niggers
YOU THINK JPOW IS YOUR FRIEND
HE IS NOT YOUR FRIEND

>> No.52849771

>new
>>52844078
>thread
>>52844078
>for
>>52844078
>(you)

>> No.52849772

are we santa rallying??

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>>52849771

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>>52849771

>> No.52849793

>>52849768
Jpow has a job, and he will deliver some Bags

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>>52849157
In seeking to understand how to read/predict such things, what are the mechanisms behind the various phases of this curve?

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>>52849771

>> No.52849813

>>52849563
you go get ‘em champ

>> No.52849818

>>52849367
please dont buy options based on some random guys advice.

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>>52849771

>> No.52849835

New

>>52849830
>>52849830

>> No.52849849

i got another options ad email from Ib bros. the bottom is not in.

>> No.52849979

>>52849772
As long as JPow plays ball, then yes. We rally.

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52850163

>>52848939
whats the 1984 calendar? like the book or the year?

>> No.52850721

>>52850163
I mean the meme image

>> No.52850923

What does it mean when Robinhood sends a message that my Aapl 148 puts are now in the money?

>> No.52851415
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52851415

WHY DID THEY ALL JUST CRASH
I WAS UP THIS MORNING

>> No.52852727
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52852727

tfw when you gamble on 0 dte calls 5 minutes before a pump

>> No.52853261

>>52852727
I hope you sold those either right before or after that post.