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Do you think this excuse would fly in the court of law?

>> No.52842964

>>52842904
>We have evidence you commit a crime
>I didn't
>Okay you are free to go
This is how it is going to play out

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>>52842964

>> No.52842993

next he'll say he's not sure if he was in that group, and that he'll need access to the data to determine if he was, but since he doesnt have the data, he cant say right now. But its a really valid question, and he understands why we're asking it.

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>>52842964

>> No.52843128

>>52842964
>they will never go after him, he's given money to politicians, he's got powerful frie-
>okay, they did go after him, but he won't be char-
>okay, he's going to be charged with fraud, but they'll go easy on him and let him go
(YOU ARE HERE)
>okay, so he's going to prison, but he'll be kept in a comfy litt-
>okay, so he's getting literally fucked by a 500-lb Tyrone, but they'll give him condo-
>okay, so he's got full-blown AIDS, but they'll just give him a lifetime supply of retrovir-
>yeah, so what if he was shanked to death in prison? I still lost my money

>> No.52843153

>>52843128
>media reports that he was shanked in prison
fixed that for you silly little goy