/biz/ - Business & Finance

Meltup is on.

I want a pump so I can buy cheap puts. Apple will be at $100 by Q2.

>>52838531
>he missed buying the generational low

You’ve got a few more hours to buy SPY below 400; after tomorrow you will never get that chance again.

Really excited for tomorrow and FOMC now that I sold everything and am all cash. Its like watching a sportsball game.

>>52838531
>Strong labor market
>inflation trending down
>0.5% set in stone
>Powell going to reaffirm higher (5.xx%) for longer (1 year +)
2 y Bond future calls

>1.5%+ day on the Dow
Yep, CPI is going to be absurdly bad.

Will it go up? Will it go down? Yes, I can say with certainty that Oats (March 2023) will go up.

I just got rejected from my internship at RBC and lost 1.5k today. Can this day get worse?

>>52838570
>generational low
Zoom out.

What do the bankers know?

>he missed the decade bottom

OH NO NO NO POOR BOBO

ASMB stock ladies!

>>52838611
imagine the smell

>>52838607
>decade bottom
Roaring 20s here we come. Just in time for the 2029 Depression centennial gigadump.

>>52838604
that CPI will be coming in lower for a rally

>>52838607
>stocks will keep going up 1.5% per day near 2021 highs without any stimulus
nah I think I'll stay comfy with my boomer bonds

So we fr going to melt up tomorrw?

>>52838641
we just had a roaring 20s you numbnuts lmao

>>52838641
I need to hit $400m by 2029 then...
Yes, my $400m will be entirely denominated in land accessible only by seaplane, underground food storage, and heavy arms

>>52838531
Could this huge pump today be a sign that tomorrow might be a bloodbath?

>>52838631
I do

>>52838611
those are my favorite kind of tits
a second cousin has a set just like it

I’m leveraged deeply on short calls. I deeply regret this decision. I’m gonna miss out on the 10% rally tomorrow

>>52838576
Lmao so you're all cash, on a day that would be best to pick a market direction?
Let's see how this plays out for you.
>>52838655
checked
absolutely, we melt up. 100% guaranteed.

>>52838661
we're about to get another one

>>52838661
Just remember me when you're trying to pick up all the zoomer mulatto flapper pussy.

>>52838655
>So we fr going to melt up tomorrw?
about that

>>52838655
probably not
we still have interest rates relatively high
it's weird, the harder the market pumps the longer it prolongs higher rates and the greater chance we have to raise rates more for longer

REEEEEEEE
WHY ARENT I SHORT TESLA???

>>52838531
Me on bottom right

>>52838662
>seaplane
He gaan.

>>52838689
uhhhh ill be about 0% instead of possibly -5%? sounds fine with me.

>>52838693
wait for Asia. Japan might open again with a dump just for the chinese to pump it into european opening

I talked to some pRedditors who think the fed does a good job / MMT is a legit good theory.

where can I find the MMT propaganda hose?

What do I sell? What do I dca ?

What are the odds the market goes below 390 tomorrow?

Have this week and next SOXL calls. Sold 25% today for +40%. Do I sell them all tomorrow?

>>52838604
They could be lying to trick retail and big tech to get rugpulled for profit kek

>>52838730
according to JPM, 30%
according to this fake/gay pump in the last hour of trading the day before? 50%

>>52838730
slim to none

1.4% pump

>>52838730

>>52838591
Yep got to bleed retail one last time for the year, by the time you can get out it’s too late and undoubtedly people fomo’d into the close to try to can the 5+% rally for last month’s CPI and they’re going to get the assholes blown out tomorrow AM

>>52838761
either that or they pump 3-4% tomorrow so we can get powell'd bigly on wednesday

>>52838696
Explain why you think the stock market has an effect on rates

>>52838752
pcce and pcc going down. can you blame people for closing their puts before a big day

>>52838604
>SPX up 10% on 6.9% CPI
Based JPM understands the strong economic realities coupled with rapidly declining inflation. Do you?

>>52838787
>closing their puts
this doesnt move the indexes, according to /smg/

>>52838655
Yes, there is basically zero chance that SPY closes the week below 400. The only question is do we close the year just above 425 or do we make it to 450?

ZERO chance we are going lower. None, nada, selling puts here is free money.

>>52838782
google the "wealth effect"

I- I- IM GONNA FOMOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>52838789
it's currently on 7.7% a drop to high 6 handle is not going to happen mumu

>>52838715
You're asking the wrong place. We chimp out over minute candles around these parts.

>>52838778
Most would take profits then or have stops in profit ready so wouldn't really make sense right now they are trapped if we dump so maybe we dump tomorrow basically liquidate them then we pump on FED again

Reminder that the American tax payer is currently paying private banks to simply hold cash. And they're paying more and more every month.

>>52838816
>he doesn't know inflation is manipulated to be lower than it really is
>he didn't notice Powell soft pivoting verbally

>>52838789
>rapidly declining
>when commodities sold off before a recession
>inverted yields deepen
>ten other things
>strong economic realities

SPXS bros let's get it

>>52838822
we could solve if if we open up a margin man training camp and have them blow up a bank other than credit suisse.

>>52838836
also vix just kept going up no matter how much fake and gay pumping occurred today

>>52838810
Most people do not own stocks, inflation being caused by stockholders spending infinite money is pilpul

>>52838836
There won't be a recession.

>>52838849
VIX pumping is due to massive hedging ahead of the CPI

why was it green today

>>52838861
Frontrunning a cool CPI. SPX 4200 tomorrow at a minimum.

>>52838859
>reasoning
>this time is different

>>52838859
>There won't be a recession.
only if zirp/QE starts again, something powell has said explicitly wont happen in 2023

Am I too late to short COIN and TSLA?

>>52838846
I think it's finally time for C to die. They've been on a respirator and a food tube since 09.

>>52838878
This time it IS different.

>>52838886
He said there'd be no rate hikes in 2022 through most of 2021. If there IS somehow a recession ZIRP/QE will come back.

>>52838887
TSLA probably, COIN no, crypto is a scam and it's not time to own scams just yet. Wait for QE to restart.

>>52838531
SPX is being so retarded right now.
Why did VIX jump up with SPX spike up. It was supposed to be the other way around REEEE!!

>>52838886
You do realize that the Biden admin is handing out cash like a drunk sailor right? The FED is not the only one who can give out free money. Just today Biden gave 36 billion to bail out the teamsters pension plan which covered 360k people. So he gave 100k to each person and they have to buy stocks and bonds with it cause it’s a pension fund.

This is just one of the many many handouts. Trillions of dollars in total.

>>52838905
tomorrow is going to be a bloodbath. Mumu took his delusions to a new level today.

>no cpi warning from the whitehouse
we did boys

>>52838821
>stops
This is retail we’re talking about, they wouldn’t have lost hundreds of billions this year if they were using stops or were smart enough to use them.

>>52838859
>There won't be a recession.

>>52838936
>pensions going under
>bullish

>>52838936
>You do realize that the Biden admin is handing out cash like a drunk sailor right?
KEK, so true. -250B gubermint budget
bullish

>>52838655
Tomorrow we definitely could meltup regardless of the CPI print. The day after tomorrow is trickier since we know the terminal rate will be higher, but we don’t know by how much. We crash hard if Powell is looking at 6%+

it kind of hurts that I was born just a few years too late to take advantage of the lowest rates for mortgages in history back in 2020. if I had just graduated college like a year or two earlier I could have had cash ready for a house downpayment

>>52838631

we're melting up
>and melting up!
and melting up!
>and now we're solid

>>52838940
imagine exchanging the lord of war with one (1) lesbian basketball druggie literally during war time
can't make this shit up

>>52839014
I've come to expect nothing less at this point. We will be at war with russia in the next year.

Is there something weird going on in the markets? Because I've been excessively horny the past few weeks...

>>52839049
Yes, pic related.

>>52839049
I feel you anon, very strange

>>52838937
It got up because I took my losses this morning.

>>52839014
>lesbian
You clearly haven't heard his voice: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FqQfosCkeI8

>>52839195

I'm assuming it's a man, or a women injecting test/steroids

>>52839195
how is this shit even allowed (((W)))NBA

>futures

>>52838604
How do I organize my stop losses?Bought more TQQQ today

>>52839276
Futures are taking a break this hour, /an/on.

>Jerome starts tapping in rhythmic patterns during speeches
>People discover he's talking in morse code
>"Save yourselves, anon."

>futures

https://youtu.be/Ndo3RDKnQBw

>>52839308
sounds bullish

https://twitter.com/ManyBeenRinsed/status/1601921403082661888

>>52839338
is this due to canadian variable rates or just underwater mortgages?

>>52839338

what is this niggerspeak

>>52839195
that's literally just some guy. doesn't have tits. voice is as deep as the ocean. it's one thing to have a man in a dress, it's another to just have some guy walk up and claim to be a woman looking like any other guy

have we reached peak clown world? bullish for globohomo

>>52839383
I think they bought property in GTA Online and want the admins to reset something idk

Something very far under the radar, NEPT has been eaten alive. 5m market cap, however they own majority of a fairly large baby food company Sprout. Strong possibility they get bought out for Sprout alone and whatever else the company was doing gets liquidated. They've got earnings and a conference call on the 16th so if you want a spicy microcap lotto this week outside of FOMC that's one to play.

>>52839317
Give me the pigs, I want all the pigs!

>>52839401
>On October 21, 2022, Neptune Wellness Solutions Inc. (the “Company”) announced that it has agreed to settle and resolve a putative shareholder class action lawsuit filed against Neptune and certain of its current and former officers and directors, captioned Gong v. Neptune Wellness Solutions, Inc. (Case No. 2:21-cv-01386-ENV-ARL) pending in the United States District Court for the Eastern District of New York (the “Court”). The litigation relates to allegations that, among other things, the Company had made misrepresentations of material information..

>The settlement provides for a gross payment to the class of between $4 and $4.25 million, with the exact amount being within the Company’s control and dependent on the type of consideration used.

>>52839441
>The first class consists of all individuals who purchased a Pre-need Funeral Agreement and a Retail Merchandise Agreement from Neptune or NCS in Florida on or after April 1, 2016. This class excludes all individuals who purchased a Pre-need or Retail Merchandise Plan for which a cremation service has been performed, as well as all individuals who entered into irrevocable pre-need contracts with Neptune and NCS.

>The second class consists of all individuals who purchased a Transportation and Relocation Protection Plan (TRPP) on or after April 1, 2016. This class excludes all cases in which the beneficiary of the TRPP has already been cremated or buried.
Yeah no fucking clue what the fuck this company does. They sell weed, cremation services (or used to?), baby food and whatever the fuck else. Sounds like a shitshow but they somehow stumbled into majority holdings of a profitable company.

>saudis trading oil for RMB now
is dxy going to crater next year?

>>52838859
You are literally in a recession right now dumbass

>>52839479
The "Management's Discussion and Analysis of Financial Condition and Results of Operations" on page 33 of their latest 10-Q lists the current businesses: https://www.sec.gov/Archives/edgar/data/1401395/000095017022017391/nept-20220630.htm

Doesn't look like they're mixing dead peoples' ashes into baby food but I never had the patience to read filings carefully.

>>52839372
nah its due to them being indian.

Gibs me catgirl gf

Carvana and Silvergate to 0

Do we pump tomorrow? I'm really scared

>>52839596
black tuesday

>>52839195
>they're turning the niggers into women

>>52839604
welcome_2_nigga_town.jpg.png

big news on fusion energy. so i predicted few months ago that it takes 5 years to have reac tors running and 5-15 to produce commercial energy with fusion plants. having a mini-sun inside a house is a handy way to produce unlimited energy, that will definitely increase need for more efficient batteries as airplanes and ships will turn electric after fusion power plants becoming main producer of energy

>>52839628
Ah, I see where you're getting tripped up. You still think people want to *solve* the energy crisis. Common newbie mistake.

>>52839628
>it's your kids, marty, they become trannies!

if cpi is low do i market buy soxl in the morning and sell EOD?

Opened TSM calls at the low today because it was lagging behind other semis and I liked the IV on it. Turned 2/3 into calendar spreads as it kept going up. Feeling good about this position now but of course it can all dump tomorrow.

>>52839665
Where's that Garbage Don "I need fuel" meme?

>CPI is exactly on estimates
>market pumps .10%
>everyone keeps their puts and calls hoping for JPOW to pick a direction
>stumbles on stage
>shrugs
>reeking of liquor
>50? 75? idk its up to you guys. time of the *burp* season
>russia nukes the fed
good night sweet cowboy

>futures

>>52839684
I want to go back to the 90's...

I was busy at work and couldn't see today's price ACTION. Glad we heemed Bobo before the melt up tomorrow.

SAY IT WITH ME INFLATION COOLING FASTER THAN EXPECTED

>>52839727
Inflation COOL ZONE bros we cannot stop winning

kek every few years some fake bullshit news about fusion comes out and every college kid and midwit reddit faggot freaks out

>>52839651
fusion energy as a technology could be one of the biggest breaktrough since 1800. it's on par with electricity, penicillin, etc

that technology could be used to not only unlimited energy, but all kinds of things like space travel and such. real fusion bombs etc

Recommend me books to learn about stock trading and the economy.

>>52839750
there are popular science articles from the 1990s that sound exactly like your post, keep dreaming midwit

>>52839759
Protocols of the elder zion is basically all you need to know.

>>52839745
kek>>52839750

>futures

>>52839759
The Richest Man in Babylon
Reminiscences of a Stock Operator
Common Stock and Uncommon Profits

Dune, so you can quote Baron Harkonnen.

>>52838877
no 4500 tomorrow

just re-bought soxl at 13. excited for 16 dollars tomorrow.

>>52839745
>cold fusion
>cool CPI

>>52839043
Anon... we're already at war with Russia

>>52839886
Let me know when Putin actually declares war. Untill then its just democrats and globalists feeding the war machine. Which is pottery.

>>52839759

>>52839745
no actually the technology has been advancing a alot. there are plenty of people who are against any kind of technological advances, i bet you hated the idea of electric cars and said never going to work. while it took like 2 years for tesla 3 to become best selling sedan in the world

this kind of advances happen quicker than many nay-sayers realize

If my calls print tomorrow, I'll fail my final on purpose

>>52839750
Yes and deporting all black people back to Africa would cause real estate and government balance sheets to boom. But we are alas limited to the world of political reality.

Maybe Japan will setup some fusion reactors though.

>>52839759
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ue7iMBfwkr8

Futures back open, they continue to moon.

Lol at the bears, lmao even.

>>52839929
I sold my 15% gain today. Go on without me lmao

>>52838531
SBF ARRESTED

SBF JUST FLEW OVER MY HOUSE

>>52839886
Yes, but It can (and will) get worse. Biden has sites on russias resources.

Futures red like my future wife’s period

>>52839951
germans, japs and france have also that technology in development. not only usa

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eYzVoEONKwg

AN FTX JUST FLEW OVER MY SBF AND BLEW ME

>>52839750
We already have nearly limitless nuclear power through fission. Enough to run the entire world for 100 years and 10000 years if we do breeder reactors. We just dont use it.

Fusion will be the same. Also, it will be more radioactive, most likely, than fission

>>52839988

>>52839996
Radioactivity accelerates adaptation. Bullish.

>>52839953
I lost 1.5k today. I should've just stayed out today like I said I would last night.

>>52839996
yeah but think about how efficient the ovens will be for the next great artist

>>52839910

Well it's a war whereby the US fights it using Ukrainian conscripts, arms and trains them, and then marches them in human waves into Russian artillery to die by the tens of thousands. This avoids loss of US life and public opinion souring, nuclear escalation, as well as makes everybody in the west happy, except ofc said Ukrainian conscripts. The theory being not really to militarily defeat Russia but rather economically. They want to do Afghanistan: Part Dues.

Problem with this is: the Russian weapons are vastly more cost effective than the NATO stuff, and Russia + China together has about 10x more ability to replace munitions and vehicles than we do (and you're nuts if you think China isn't feeding Putin ammo). Also, Russia's currency was supposed to be smoked, it isn't, turns out having low debt and lots of gold makes your currency rock solid. Huh, who'd have thought? Anyways that means they can basically debt-finance this thing for ages.

The other big problem is that at some point you run out of Ukrainians by pursuing a battlefield strategy that produces (at least) 10:1 losses.

>>52839996
If it's really safer, wouldn't people still have it in their backyard? How far a distance to you have to be away from radioactive material? 1000 yards? eh, I guess you don't your kids or animals playin over there. Let's say 10,000 feet, a little less than two miles? Yeah

Unless it's not safer. If meltdowns can still happen and everything goes all over the place and into the dirt then it doesn't matter for shit

>>52840062
Nuclear power is currently the safest form of energy and it isnt even close.

>>52840041
I literally told you to sell, house nigga

VIX is green like my fucking weed

Trimmed my KO position a tiny bit (42 shares). Bagged more VZ to make up for the lost KO divvy (73.92 divvy total) and a bit more cause god forbid the divvy goes down you know. So I ended up hitting my 800 divvy target and will have enough cash just sitting to dump back into the bank to knock my c.c debt to much lower level. End up starting 2023 on much firmer financial footing. Also bagged more of those other stocks on my watch list. Better to focus on bagging just one stock in 2023 (KO) than to spread it out over several. What? You didn't think I'd just give up on my 42 KO shares did you? Fuck that. It's the principle of the thing. I had xxx amount of shares. I intend to have xxx amount (plus more w/drip) and end up with nice shat pot after 25+ years as foretold by a drip calculator.

>>52840101
I did everything wrong today, I am sorry. I should've sold at 395.14. I was literally break even then. I dont know why I did what I did today. I'm so upset, I was finally happy for the weekend after a string of good trades. Now I am deeper in the shithole than ever before.

>>52840057
1. Biden fucked up afghanistan like he will guck ukraine as well, total incompetence
2. Obama admitted Russian wins in the end as they are more able to fuel a real war and the west is not able to
3. Thats not a problem, thats Russias plan. They have said it many times, westerners are too stupid to listen though
4. Once this conflict is ratcheted up another notch after christmas zelenski will be killed for sympathy points and that will he forgotten in 2 years
5. Long story short, the west failed at every turn and Putin will live the rest of his life making things ever tougher for the west out of spite and i dont blame him

Any on you guys find the supposedly leaked CPI data?

If dubs I jump

>>52840145
QRD?

Who will win tomorrow?
https://twitter.com/biancoresearch/status/1602452924176928770

>>52839745
>fake bullshit news
you misunderstand, it's pure demoralization in which they in fact do have the technology in question developed, but will never refuse it and instead rub it in your face intermittently for decades to get your hopes up that the future might be somewhat better than the perpetual and unending present post 9/11. see also: various cancer cures/new medical treatments that get touted as miraculous yet the biggest medical advancement in the past decade is fucking AIDS pills so you can get fucked in the ass and only have to worry about getting more intestinal parasites

>>52840213
they have free energy, but every person that discovers it on their own ends up dead.

>>52840195
I don't know I just saw some threads on /biz/ about it.

>>52840145
about 3.50

>>52840123
You really do just pick the worst divvy stocks. Divvy port without MO or PM isn't a divvy port.

I sent $50 to my broker by internet banking but it's not showing up in my account. Is this bullish or bearish?

>>52840312
means youre a poorfag

>>52840201
>its either going up or going down
>thank you subscribe to my podcast
everyone is expecting a huge move either plus or minus which makes me fear the ultracrab

>>52840312
your broker may have considered a small deposit like that a tip

>>52840138

Re:#1, I was referring to the Soviet's trip to bacha-bazi-ville. That plus the US scheming to crush oil prices is arguably what put the final nail in the union. That being said the current SPR releases take on a new light, as not really being about domestic inflation so much as denying Russia revenue.

Just to be the Devil's Advocate for a moment: the other big card we have left to play is Venezuela. It's funny I don't hear the oil bulls ever talk about this, but if the US cut Maduro a deal and sent Exxon in to un-fuck their industry, it'd take a few years, but they could grow back up to 1/3 the Suadi's production. OPEC would probably cut in response, ofc, and it might only compensate for US shale declining, but it's a piece on the board.

Rest I agree, cept Zelenski, he's played his part well so will be well rewarded. They'll give him a career in hollywood soon. Probly play himself in a movie about how he saved Ukraine.

>>52840363
>thinking any democrat or globalist wants oil prices down
Nigger, how fucking young and dumb are you?

>>52840057
Is this satire?

Oh boy....

>>52840403

They want them down, they're just throwing a temper tantrum about the US producers being unwilling to produce at a loss for another decade. Cheap oil is lifeblood of the petro dollar and what keeps the whole system together.

The net zero stuff is just prepping the narrative for when they lose the currency war and oil goes to 500$. Pre-emptive cope.

>>52840426
No, this place has become infested with /pol/ schizos

>>52840344
I'm actually super scared because I thought I didn't have positions going into CPI and I forgot I had $410 calls so I am fucked if we go down.

>>52840502
I really dont think you have a firm grasp on the whole issue. You have a jr high tier understanding of what globalism is and please, dont insult my intelligence anymore. Good luck out there, im done with this conversation, now i go laugh at SBF's family and mock them on social media. Toodles globohomo golem.

>>52838588
cute webm

>>52840529

right back at ya, but w/e famalam I was only posting in order to bait the NAFO tranies itt

They seethe every time it's great.

how much real estate do you guys own?

>>52840145
Look at truflation, Inflation has come down over 1. 38% from a month ago

>>52840642
I can't convince myself to take money I am investing out of my account to buy any real estate.

Do I want to take money I could (but won't lol) 2X in the market out of the market to buy property where it will also 2X but will be illiquid? The answer to this question keeps me in my apartment. Especially since the outlook on property is probably flat over the next year.

>>52840642
Just my house, need more clay so I can raise some tendies or something.

>>52840681
I can't see why one would want to own real estate over reits.

>>52840642
Cannabro here. I own a tax lien business. I get 18% bi yearly in my principle. Once tax season comes next year I'll be getting the option to auction those off as deeds, no guarantee's but I got a good feeling about one piece of property.
>TLRY

So the market hard dumps a week ago. Regains it all. If the market is future forward looking whats the point of all these tiny movements? The claims are it looks far into the future, so what is the point of all these movements?

>>52840696
real estate gets bought up by potential businesses giving you leverage in negations.

>>52840498

TALK ME OUT OF SHORTING MORE SILVERGATE BROS

>futures

>>52838576
>market is the big green right now
>people think it won't dump

>>52840498
>arrested

He will be treated like a king in 'prison' like ghislaine. He paid off too many powerful connections. Sam will eat better inside than plebs do outside.

https://youtu.be/rQV6CijIzrc

>>52840756
Yields on bonds, dollar strength, unemployment, CPI readings, all of these things affect the economy, and therefore the earnings of companies. The SPX is simply the earnings per share of 500 companies multiplied by how much investors are willing to pay for them. So the up and downs can because we are pricing in more bad news, or taking bad news out of prices. The market doesn't know whats going to happen to its all over the place

>>52838663
I'm sure market will be okay trust le plan.

>>52840786
Tomorrow we bear crab, wednesday we rally.

>>52840796
You ever been in a Bahamian jail?
They aren't fun

>>52840756
It's literally noise. The market is exactly where it was exactly a month ago. VIX being high means noisy swings are larger and overleveraged traders always overreact to short-term small percentage moves.

>>52840681
Real Estate is a form of leveraged investment.

>>52840810

Yeah, but he will probably be in the US before sunrise

>>52840824
It is if you get a loan. But I am very much anti debt for personal reasons and would be paying cash for it.

>>52838936
>inflation skyrocketing
>BULLISH
Based.

>>52840824
I payed cash, bank jews wouldn't give me a loan. Was funny to hear his reaction year later when he wanted to offer me the loan.

i broke my toe how do i profit from this?

>>52840875
Was it your big toe

>>52840880
thankfully it was not, that's the only important toe.

>>52840875
Long popsicle sticks and medical tape?

>>52840901
i did cut a business deal for supplies with my local CVS after the accident

>>52840875
File workers comp.
>b-but it wasnt work related
Go to work and pretend to break it.

>>52840808

>>52840932
kek that's positively jewish
i would totally do that if i had a job

Haven't done much for quite some months. Any reason to all in atm? Far away from the top but unsure if the movements these last 2 months movements are real from lookong at the chart or just market algos trying to dupe people. A potential lower rate hike, but still a rate hike, logically means interest rates arent coming down. Also means rates will still have their effect on businesses. Yet the markets movement, and only the market itself, implies it is over. Basically that rates are, as I type, literally going down to 0% in real time. Implying you can go back to buying calls, not paper handing, and getting rich.

My only problem with this is, jumping in too early. Time it too early and you lose it all with calls. Jump in when it is obvious at least generates a return just not as much as attempting to time it early. Since I mainly do big plays I don't want to jump in early. Any information on the overall business conditions? Is it like 2020 where I can dump money in and get a 3x out of it in under 4 months?

>>52840778
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>52838531
Guys I keep popping over to pol and even other /biz/ threads and it's fucking nonsense it's fucking crazy over there. We at least can have some sense of direction tomorrow. We can have some consensus here in this thread.

I think SPY is still trending down YTD and that's it.

>>52840970
short everything

>>52840954
You either die a wagie or live long enough to become the jew.

oil

>futures

Oil bros... Cramer said we're going to 65

Inshallah the bottom is in....

>>52838981
https://www.google.com/search?gs_ssp=eJzj4tLP1TcwqbTIKTIxYPTizS8tyclMLSpWSMrPzwYAcbMI0Q&q=outliers+book&rlz=1C1CHBF_enUS897US897&oq=outlier&aqs=chrome.4.69i57j0i433i512j0i131i433i512j0i433i512j46i433i512j0i131i433i512l2j0i512j0i131i433i512j0i512.5825j0j7&sourceid=chrome&ie=UTF-8#fpstate=ive&vld=cid:cd3cbabd,vid:EcMKLwVlpJk,st:654

Elon Musk's jew blood boils now that the goyim have booed him. He MUST pump and dump something.
He will sell an assload of shares by the 16th. It will be preceded by a "leaked email discussing record deliveries"
The Elon whisperer, signing out

>>52839981
men don t have period

>>52841077
I ain't clicking that shit dawg

>>52840642
most of it is unreal estate

>>52840778
where the fuck you find pic of my wife

did SBF already killed itself in its jail when guards where smoking outside ?

SBF got (((arrested))) before he could testify. That way he can't say much since he's the 2nd biggest donor to the democrat party. Expect crypto and even stocks to plummet.

If you're here RBLX anon: do i keep holding or sell for JEPI?

>>52841163
We finna pump on news of a Jewish Democrat jelly bean fraudster being caught

>>52840967
You got hooked.

>>52841177
Not RBLX anon, but buy JEPI

>>52838808
>zero chance that SPY closes the week below 400
PSYOP
IT SHALL DROP
FLIP
THIS
QUARTER
&
CHOOSE

>futures

>>52841404
Why stack the food on top of other foods if they're all cooked individually. Just serve them as separate portions. 6/10 cause the meat looks good

Don't be fooled by the fool's rally.
SOXL is going to 8.30.

>>52841404
I would preferred if that was fish and chips instead

>>52841450
bri'ish cooking desu

OH GOD LOOK AT THE FUTURES IT WAS A MASSIVE BULLTRAP

>Futures

>futures

https://youtu.be/OtGYksHnSjU

>>52841461
Please dont scare me

Would you buy this chart?

>>52840808
zero chance we are crabbing. its either up big or down big. data reveal is too important.

>>52841404
jesus what the fuck

>futures

>>52841266
Hooked? What do you mean? Id be down double digit percents if I was actually still playing. Most of my money has been out of the market for many months.

>>52841493
what does this mean? who is gunther?

>>52841508
he's the wwe intercontinental champion

>>52841450

Well it's basically poutine, but the fries look shitty. House built on a crumbling foundation and all... real shame.

Good fries are like the #1 test of a good restuarant. They're not really that hard to do decently if you try and potatoes barely cost anything, but if you're just doing the bare minimum to ktlo the fries will show it.

>>52841507
Actually change what I said here, I'd be down maybe over 50% if I had kept playing. Bullish calls and 3x etfs wouldve ended the majority of my portfolios value. Double digit loss is an understatment

>>52841404
seems like such a stupid idea that it might actually taste good

Will retail stocks be on steroids or will they die tomorrow?

https://youtu.be/UKBK2Iuhgmc

>>52841523
>Good fries are like the #1 test of a good restuarant.
For me it's the beverages. If I order a coke and the waiter so much as thinks the word pepsi im out the door

>>52841404
That must be $100 with a coupon.

What stock do I buy to profit from autogynophilia?

>>52841163
This is the End of stocks bear rally?

im staying cash

i have no choice, i just withdrew funds to my chequing and opening a new brokerage account and it's taking so long aaaaaa
this is what i get for trying to evade a $150 transfer fee

>>52841579
hey buddy i've been beyond salvation for decades already

>>52841588
Doesn't Teva make a bunch of tranny pharmaceuticals? I remember some conservative hubbub around them at some point.

Tick tock, mumu. 12 hours and 20 minutes until you get liquidated.

>I will never be like those cool guys in big short billions or margin call making 100 million dollar decisions like any other monday having the sex in penthouses
>I just hang out on NEETboard gambling little boi money on options watching my anime girls in anime every now and then

Where I come from is boring and nothing happens
Wall street hills thats where I wanna beeeee no I'm just an ugly looking fool browsing the assholes of the internet

When do do you pay taxes on short selling gains?

>>52841404
that'll by $39.99 + tip + tax + jizya

>>52838531
Thread theme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l3k5Inp7f4o

bought so many OTM UVXY calls. Market pumps, I lose hardly anything. Market shits itself, I'll be up 1000% in a few hours.

How much money did everyone make today?

>>52840529
Does the SNF family have a GoFundMe yet for his legal defense? Since they all claim to be broke, and certainly they don’t have access to any crypto missing from the nonexistent books.

All I have are KOLD shares and TMF leaps. Didn't really want to play CPI/FOMC but if tomorrow is green I'll start buying some 2023 puts.

>>52841526
Business conditions are deteriorating and will only get worse, is what I'm trying to say.
There is a danger the fed is playing dovish now because they want 10% inflation again next year and can play dumb as to why it happened, oops sorry.

and sure calls would be the way to go but i was buying SOXL at $7 and said back then it would never go over $15. now its just dumb money FOMOing into calls at the top.
It's a bit scary how this is going to end, they only get more aggressive the higher we go.

About to join the forces of zog. I give up on life, which branch should I look into?

>>52841117
Does this show get good?

>>52841789
I'd do Navy or Air Force.

>>52841789
Airforce job with a top-secret clearance. Doesn't matter what job just make sure it's one with a TS clearance. Shortest contract possible get out and get a government contractor job that requires a security clearance. Easy neet to 6 figs assuming you can do the bare minimum you need to get through a few years of having to wake up early and play zog

Is the Anon that needed SPY 395 still among us? What did you wind up losing? What situation does that leave you in? What is your game plan ahead?

>>52841728
I will let you figure that out. I can't be bothered to do the math.

>>52841789
remember to to pretend to be normal, also it's important to have fun

>>52841836
Wasn't there an anon who went all in on 1DTE calls on Dec 1 after losing most of it on shorts?

>>52841817
TS lasts for five years while secret lasts for ten. Is it really that much of an asset if by the time you get out the clearance will expire in a year?

>>52841789
Coast Guard

>>52841836
It’s retarded to think SPY will possibly end the week below 400

Not gonna happen. The question is how high will it go exactly.

>>52841802
>>52841817
Appreciate it, I'll start looking into them right now
>>52841836
Lost 3k before switching to calls, made back 1.5k but still down and have calls for tomorrow. Everything hinges on the CPI, if it misses, I am going to end up trying out for the navy or airforce.

>>52841876
I think it is, because you can start sooner, and it proves you are able to get one. A startling number of Americans couldn't get a security clearance due to their fucked up lives.

>>52841876
It's easier to renew/extend then to start over

I am coming to terms that I am a failure, i would kill myself but I'd rather give something back to my parents for raising me all these years. Going to join the military and get myself killed instead.

>>52841884
I was in the Navy. You should definitely do that haha. Do really good in tech school then go on a boat, too. Tell them you wanted to avoid galley work and working parties so you got a good rate haha. I'm so fucking bitter (was a ctr3 at discharge)

New

>>52841912
>>52841912

>>52841876
Once you have TS clearance you just keep playing for it again before it runs out. They give you a prostrate exam every 5 years and it’s worse than applying for a mortgage.. Only the really evil nwo/globohomo fucks get a pass

>>52841897
if you are still in your 20s you are probably ahead of your peers.

>>52841903
What’s the joke?

>>52841876
Yes. If you have one it proves that you can get one/had one/it's easier to renew than do the process for someone that doesn't have one.

Being the coffee bitch at some places requires a TS and if they want to hire someone that doesn't have one it takes months and costs 6 figs. If they fail the glownigger background check then the company is out 6 figs for nothing.

I have a buddy that had two duis and no degree work his way into a 6 fig job with coworkers 20-30/yrs older than him with wayyyyyyyy better resumes just because of his clearance from the airforce. When you do your interview with the glowniggers just be honest/open with them and you are probably good. The redflags are
>bad credit
>foreign connections
>lieing

Shit that makes it seem like you could be compromised. They don't give a fuck if your record is squeaky clean they just don't want a liar or some dude with a lot of debt and an Iranian girlfriend

Get a govt job. I get paid to do "nothing". I get paid for very stress free work environment. I get cushy pension,401k,medical and early retirement option (and the medical goes with till I go on fed medicare). Also get paid time off and paid sick time as well as so many paid holidays off. (plus a few other things)

>>52841992
sounds comfy bro i hope someone gets inspired by mcveigh and blows all the leeches in your building into smithereens

>>52841871
I don't recall that one.
>>52841883
I pray for (You) to get a good hopium/copium exchange rate.
>>52841884
I am gad to see that you were able to somewhat mitigate the situation, but...do those calls expire tomorrow? It could certainly work out. What do you need it to be tomorrow so I can watch? May the LORD GOD Almighty bless and keep (You). Perhaps He is even using this sequence of trades to guide you into the service to provide a superior foundation in life.

>>52841789
Reserves or National Guard with a Top Secret clearance. Nothing matters except getting a clearance or degree free from Uncle Sam in the shortest time possible.

Going into National Guard as a Nurse is essentially cheating at life. You'll come out a nurse in less than a year and larp once a month with 0 debt and if something happens you're nowhere near the front. The city where the school that does this in is in a nice warm vacation spot.

If you like languages each branch can go to a special language school to get a degree in a foreign language and get a top secret - and the school's in a vacation spot. Again, you're getting paid and 0 debt. Do what research into it you're willing to (it's easy).

>>52841956
>>52842114

The best part about all of this is that they're desperate for staff and all you need to do to get free degrees and clearances is prove that you're not profoundly mentally disabled or missing a limb.